#c!beeduo neg

[transbeeduo]

ok kinda starting to get annoyed at this guy now can someone shut them the hell up

[im-tempted]

There was something so special trapped in 2021 dump discourse

I miss it ever day

[afmis]

I remember how back in good old 2021 I’d gasp like a victorian middle aged woman at seeing a lady’s exposed ankles /neg at like any form of c!beeduo or beeduo in general being affectionate. Like it could be fanart of c!ranboo like touching c!tubbo’s shoulder or something and I’d be like YOU SINNER ‼️. (Obv I was respecting boundaries bc cc shipping is rlly gross if you do that BEGONE but) It was so funny and mildly concerning looking back how like uptight everyone was abt enforcing the whole platonic. And anyways. Point is I was a huge “platonic anything beeduo” enforcer but now I’m like C!BEEDUO GAY KISS GRAHHHHH 👹 which I think is an improvement. They should’ve been homosexual from the start

[normalaboutcemeraldduo]

Pinned post time babey

Alr so.

You guys can just call me emerald (I’m too lazy to think of a better fake name)

My pronouns are he/it + some others

I love making headcanons. Dude. Please send me headcanon requests for any dsmp character and about any topic.

Some characters and duos that I am especially normal about (<- lies)

C!Technoblade

C!Philza

C!Tubbo

C!Wilbur Soot

C!Eret

C!Georgenotfound

C!Quackity

C!Fundy

C!Tommy

C!Slimecicle

C!Ranboo

C!Niki

C!Emerald duo (Phil and techno)

C!Beeduo (Tubbo and Ranboo)

C!Tnt duo (Wilbur and Quackity)

C!Peer pressure (Techno and Ranboo)

C!Bedrock bros (Tommy and Techno)

C!Clingyduo (Tommy and Tubbo)

C!Bench trio (Tommy, Tubbo, and Ranboo)

C!Crimeboys (Tommy and Wilbur)

Idk their duo name but puffy and niki

C!Dapduo (Slimecicle and Quackity)

C!Sunshine duo (Techno and Niki)

C!Allium duo (Tommy and Ranboo)

And a LOT more. I have a problem /hj

Tagging system:

Just shitposts that’re unrelated: #emeraldsillyposting

Specifically mutual related posts: #emeralds moots!!

Headcanons: #emeralds headcanons

Dsmp rambles: #emerald rambles

Dsmp analysis: #emerald analysis

Ask box stuff: #emerald asks

I’ll probably add more idk

DNI/DNF/BFYI + other important info under the cut

BFYI:

I ship some of these characters/duos (emerald, tnt, bee, puffy/niki, and dap are really the only ships on here) , I DO NOT SHIP CCS.

I’m a minor (16-18), if you are 18+ you can int but don’t dm me

I’m autistic, and have other neurodivergencies. I will be using tone tags a lot, and I also need tone tags. Please don’t infantilize me because of this

Please please please just don’t send me /neg stuff about anyone unprompted (cc dream is an exception /hj)

This blog is not for discourse or drama at all, it’s just for me to be silly

I do reserve the right to not answer asks

I will just block people without warning.

I’m queer and trans, and will likely talk about it. I also headcanon a lot of characters as queer and trans

DNI/DNF:

Wilbur supporters

If you ship ccs/poppy(blr/twt/whatever)/proshippers

Cc Dream/Dteam fans, stans, and supporters

Under 14 and over 21

Dream smp antis, I don’t want to deal with y’all

People who fake claim ANYONE. I will not tolerate that, you can’t tell if someone’s faking anything from a tumblr post

NSFW blogs, especially about ccs, but also about anything really

Any cc’s who might by chance find this blog /lh, if you do interact idrc but also it feels better if you just Don’t

TERFs. Fuck all the way off. Trans people exist

General dni (homophobia, racism, etc.)

I DO NOT SUPPORT WILBUR SOOT. FUCK HIM AND WE SUPPORT SHELBY HERE. HE CAN PRY C!WILBUR FROM MY COLD FUCKING DEAD HANDS, THAT CHARACTER IS MINE NOW AND NOT HIS.

Note: this entire post is subject to change, please keep that in mind! I will post about it if it does change ^^

[anxiouslyextroverted]

gen question how can you dislike a cc but like a dynamic, not neg i was just wondering how?

Ig its from my belief that people are separate to their dynamics. I can like a character or persons dynamic with someone else whilst disliking them a lot because Point 1, dynamics can be similar to other dynamics like for instance, me and my brothers dynamic is similar to lisa and barts, so I can hate on bart still but still like lisa and barts dynamic cuz its cute and nice and reminds me of mine with my bros. We act similar. I'm not saying bart is like my brother, im saying the interactions he has with lisa is similar to mine and my brothers. Still completely diff personalities.

Another point is that like how one can hate your bffs friend but still love that your bff is happy by that person you hates company. its a "well we both care about them" situation.

Point 3. Its just interest in dynamic, I can hate zim, but still find his dynamic with dib fun, the back and fourth is fun, and no other character fits that dynamic that i love. I can dislike anais but still love her dynamic with darwin and gumball. Personalities can influence dynamics, but usually with a dynamic, the person shows the best part of themselves and that clicks with the other person/or shows the most interesting part of themselves even if its villanous. Some people can come off as so boring until they are around someone else then they bounce off easily. You can even find interest in toxic FICTIONAL dynamics like c!primeboys.

Point 4. Everyone acts different around people and everyone is different. Personalities blend/ or contast with other personalities. So someone could say "hws!italy and hws!japan have a similar dynamic to flaky and sniffles. But its still different characters, different personalities that all impact those interactions, its still not the same dynamic even if its the same or similar at a surface level. Personality impacts it, peoples likes and dislikes impact it, the fear for hws!italy and flaky stems from something else, and the intelligence with hws!japan and sniffles stems from something else, which changes those interactions making them different. c!primeboys is similar to belos and hunter and belos and luz, but personalities still are different so they are not the same.

Final point. Making it fictional. People can take already existing characters and or ccs and make the interactions they have with others into a fictional thing. Lets take Equestria girls, take twilight and fluttershys dynamic and then take twilight from the human world and human world fluttershy who has no idea who she is. Their dynamic still exists once they get to know each other and its still incredibly similar, because its still the same two people involved despite different experiences, different location, different social structures and different upbringings, they still are very close to pony twilight and fluttershy. This is why aus work so well because you could put like fic!beeduo in a zombie au where they still are close in your story and their dynamic would be just like their original dynamic despite different circumstances if that makes sense? Or take zim and dib, have them in another universe where they have no idea who they are. They get to know each other. boom similar af dynamic (even if in this world Dib didnt hate aliens and zim didnt wanna take over the world, theyl still have smth similar. Even shrek 4 did this well, donkey had no idea who shrek was and yet donkey and shrek still had an incredibly similar dynamic.

yes experiences shape us, but we still at our core have a personality. Some people choose to indulge in an au version of a duo/trio ect.. rather than the real thing, because it still at its core has that funny entertaining dynamic no matter what role, no matter whos memory is wiped, no matter location, and no matter the world around us.

[cquackity]

ranboo not even mentioning tubbo so funny to me. #cbeeduoflop

Metfell and b1rdza look away from this post please. but Yeahh cbeeduo In gay flop

[snowchestershire]

Both c!tubbo and c!ranboo thinking that they have no purpose in their life at the moment, wanting to be part of something bigger and thinking that their lives boring.

What about the mansion! What about your child! What about your marriage! Is that not enough of a purpose. Are you guys that unsatisfied and unhappy with your marriage. I understand wanting to have a life outside each other but saying that you have no purpose is kinda sad ngl.

"we're you not happy before?"

Divorce Arc incoming...

[markets]

Perfect, nobody's perfect

"Bitch I'm perfect

My body's perfect"

Somebody lied

Just watch me murk it

I'ma murk it, bitches my sons, I used a surrogate

[askivv]

The way ppl will brush off The Experiments that c!Tubbo did on c!Ranboo and the way he treats his memory loss as 'just a bit' but then turn around and shit on c!Phil for even daring to mention it to c!Techno while trying to convince him to invite c!Ranboo to The Syndicate. Hm.

[transbeeduo]

Hey! Welcome to my Blog! Call me Crunch! I'm fine with whatever pronouns, but I mostly alternate between He/She/They! I identify as Asexual, Ambiamorous, and Panromantic! Also I’m an adult 👍

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https://linktr.ee/transbeeduo (I also have a Discord, which Mutuals are free to ask/dm for!)

I'm primarily a MCYTBLR blogger! I mostly tend to stick to the DSMP side of things, although I'll often post about OSMP and QSMP, and occasionally dabble in other MCYT related fandoms! Along with that I post about Five Nights At Freddy's, Pokémon, or whatever else I'm interested in at the time!

SYSTEM TAGS (Not used super often due to mostly just being me here)

⛏️ : Posts from C!Crunch (NOT Crunch Transbeeduo!! Two different people!)

🎸: Posts from Monty (Montgomery Gator Fictive)

📼: Posts from Cassette/Cass/Ran/Ranboo (Generation Loss/CC!Ranboo Factive. DON'T FUCKING NOTIFY RANBOOLIVE ABOUT THEM BTW DON'T DO THAT SHIT)

🪓: Posts from Ares/Techno (DSMP/OSMP Technoblade fictive)

📺: Posts from Lolbit (Lolbit Fictive)

🎁: Posts from Ophelia/Oleander/FMAN (FMAN122 Fictive)

🔥: Posts from Pyro/Sapnap/Saps (C!Sapnap Fictive)

🌋: Posts from Groudon (C!Tubbo/Groudon/Q!Tubbo fictive)

☁️: Posts from Bo (Pine AU Q!Tubbo fictive)

⚓️: Posts from Bucky (Bucky Beaver Shipwrecked 64 Fictive)

🐺: Posts from Artemis (Fox Furry Joker P5 Fictive, Black Fox Therian)

🐾 - Posts from Ranboo (C!Ranboo Fictive)

Anything not tagged: Almost always Crunch Transbeeduo! Just assume it's them!

(LINKS TO A PRONOUNS.CC PAGE WITH MORE INFORMATION COMING EVENTUALLY)

I quite like every DSMP character, so they'll all tend to show up on this blog, but the most discussed here are C!Beeduo (if it wasn't obvious), along with Michael + my Fankids for them! (Found under "#Bug Posts" and "#Wizard Posts") but I also quite like The Eggpire/Badlands, The Syndicate, and Las Nevadas!

For OSMP I'm usually going to stick to O!Beeduo, while for QSMP I'm quite a fan of Q!Tubbo and Q!BBH! (I don't watch QSMP, only really absorb it through the dash! I do have plans to watch it soon though!)

(Credits for these!)

CC Banner: @////tmmyhug (X added by me)

Beeduo Banner: @////cannosoup

Loves Beeduo: @////thedialup

Technoblade, Sootings, and Parasocial Blinkies: @////block-toad

Michael Feed: @////doodlebloo

Genloss Banner @////Pathtrick

Tommy/Tubbo/Phil: @////Offishly

QSMP Eggs + Theory/Analysis Blinkie: @////etoilesbienne

Alliumduo/Peerpressureduo Banners: @////theenderwalker

Koraidon Banner:@///sweetpeauserboxes

Quackcicle/Ranboo Banners: ???? (Couldn't find the OP, if anyone knows please tell me!)

All other banners: Mine!

BOUNDARIES/BYF UNDER CUT (please read!!):

If it's not incredibly obvious, I do NOT want you here if you support the CC! DTeam or William Gold/Wilbur Soot. Get outta here go. Scram

I AM NOT A CC SHIPPER, I AM NOT SHIPPING REAL PEOPLE NOR DO I CARE FOR SHIPPING REAL PEOPLE IN A SERIOUS MANNER. Everything I say shipping/headcanon wise is about FICTIONAL CHARACTERS.

I block somewhat liberally!!!!! Please do not follow me if ur under 15, I post suggestive things on here sometimes!

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I'm not the best with words, or articulating the things I'm thinking about really well. If I say something that doesn't make sense or is confusing I'm sorry.

Please do not be weird in my Inbox. Don't ask me about discourse, don't spam me or ask me to follow you or promote your things, don't like be weird to ME. (Also please don’t ask me anything personal, I am uncomfortable sharing that kind of information online)

I AM NOT A DISCOURSE BLOG!!!!!!! I'll discuss it sometimes but that's just because I like being a hater sometimes. Don't treat me as a discourse blog

PLEASE don't send me C!Beeduo /neg shit unprompted, or if you do at least tell me it is.

[sunlitmcgee]

We need more sassy Michael B in this fandom. Sweet boy Michael is great for obvious reasons, but I very rarely see content where Michael picks up on c!Ranboo’s smooth sass and c!Tubbo’s,,,Tubbo-ness and acts like his fathers in that particular way.

Give me Michael calling c!Phil an old man

Give me Michael drawing crayon doodles of c!Techno being blown up and giggling when he gets upset(because c!Techno is 100% the kind of person to get genuinely offended by a toddler, Let’s Not Kid Ourselves)

Give me Michael looking c!Wilbur in the face and calling him a sad cat. Have him be just mean enough to startle people who’ve hurt his family while still being perfectly precious and thus getting away with it every single time.

It’s untapped potential!

[ladyddanger]

Can’t stop thinking about c!Pumpkin duo being c!Tubbo’s idea of a healthy relationship. He and c!Ranboo get in a fight once and the whole time c!Tubbo is waiting to get hit or kicked out because that’s just what happens when you fight with your husband.

[theenderwalker]

HEY GUYS !!! WHO WERE DISCOURSING ABOUT BEEDUO AND C DREAM YESTERDAY !!! I HAVE A REALLY EXCELLENT POST TO MAKE AS SOON AS I HAVE THE TRASNCRIPT !!! :)

[flamedoesart]

Ya know everyone on twitter who said that /qpr c!beeduo fanart is just /r but with the /qpr slapped on it to avoid criticism owe me a million fucking dollars.

[nell-pointer]

if you only see c!tubbo (or cc!tubbo because for some reason this is also a problem) as only an extension of his popular duos FUCK YOU. The amount of inniters in this fandom that will basically ADMIT to seeing c!tubbo as c!tommys sidekick is insane. and even if they dont admit it outloud you can still tell because you see them all crying and screaming everytime he does a dsmp stream and doesnt talk about tommy.

At some point all of you are gonna have to admit that the only reason we aren’t getting c!clingyduo is because tommy isnt logging on to the server. (which is honestly very girlboss of him, id try to get as far away as possible if i was in his position too)

and dont even get me started on how boobers treat cc!tubbo, all ill say is that maybe they would interact online more if beetwt stops being such freaks about their precious beeduo crumbs.

[cquackity]

c!beeduo are bury your gays but the gays want to be buried

Guys When did my inbox become the cbeeduo hater zone like does anyone want to talk about cquackity and ctnt... srsly Who gaf about cbee