#byesexual

[zetrystan]

Missed opportunity to call Asexual people "Byesexual 👋" instead.

Tsk tsk.

[morpheusbaby3]

a dynamic like korra x mako x asami but with Morpheus and Calliope please.

where the reader and Calliope are secretly dating because they don't want to hurt Morpheus, but then he finds out... and then maybe he'll be jealous, then happy????

or one that Calliope falls in love with first but maybe this is the first time she's attracted to a woman but she thinks she loves the reader like a sister or something?? so Morpheus helps her with this ahahshhs help

(I'm using a translator, sorryyy)

[rowan-lee]

reason of death - bisexuality

[kickingitwithkirk]

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[chimu73]

tried to dress up as Were the wild things are, but we were just sluts

[the-unicorn-nick]

When I was leaving my exe she asked if it was because I'm gay and I said no I'm bisexual as in bye bitch I never wanna see you again.

[ladyorlandodream]

🫠🤣

[nyanbinary-catboy]

Stupid horny pitch:

A photographer friends asks if you want to do a photoshoot - they’ve got some really good ideas for a cowboy set, and you’d make the perfect model! They’ll sort out all the outfits, it’s a catered shoot, professional studio, it’s gonna be great!

You show up on the day, get pampered, brought a smoothie as someone does your makeup - it’s so good! And god, the lights around the mirror are so pretty! You’ve completely tuned out what the makeup artist is saying, just enjoying being handled. You’re nodding. It’s feels so good to be handled.

Makeup finishes. Huh, they’ve done these little brown patches on your cheeks. Someone puts a straw in your mouth, tells you to drink. God, the smoothie tastes so good. Someone is leading you to costumes. You’re nodding. It feels so good to be lead.

It’s so nice that they’re undressing you - clothing felt so tight. You’re nodding. Feels so good to be naked. The outfit isn’t what you’re picturing, but everyone touching you says it looks sexy, so it’s fine. You’re nodding. Feels so good to be sexy.

You have a proper lead now, around your neck - someone calls you a good cowboy, tells you to smile. Your grin is wide and lazy, and suddenly you’re aware that you’re so fucking _wet_. Your cunt is pulsing, feels so good to be praised, to obey.

You’re led onto the set, posed, touched, groped. You were confused at first - why wear a bikini if your tits are out? But you let the confusion melt away beneath the lights. Feels so good to be milked.

The photographer takes photos for hours, and by the end you’re broken in - dripping, drooling, leaking - braying like cattle, mooing and humping the air

(This one uhhh, got away from me. Didn’t mean to write something so long)

GOD. This permanently rearranged my brain chemistry holy shit holy shit this is perfect please do this to me I'm begging

[artcrows]

hi finn

[endlessfuckup]

[morpheusbaby3]

I wanted a girlfriend or a boyfriend. or both. or two boyfriends, two girlfriends to make up for all 22 years of not dating anyone.

[catboy-dummy]

Your brainless rambles are so fucking hotttttt, keep rubbing and getting dumb!

Thank youu!!

I’m rly happy ppl like them! :3

I willl

Kkeep rrubbing and getting dumm

[moules-mariniere]

okay I don't know if I'm tripping or is this actually happening but it feels as though I've discovered a new human emotion (it's not). I've not had a crush on a girl in over a decade. I know I'm bi, I always have been. My first girl crush was in 2004 when we lived in London. I was FOUR years old, she was this blonde little girl and we used to chase each other at school, and played hide & seek. and if there was ever a day she was absent from school, I'd feel lonely as hell even though I had tonnes of other friends to hang out with. I remember doing weird shit just to get her attention (?), and yeah, that's all I remember. The next girl crush I had was in 2010, and funnily she follows my twitter and we're still pretty close, I met her and another close friend (we were a really tight trio back then) when I visited India in March. I liked this girl for two years straight and did fuck all about it, even though she's bi, but anyway. 😭 fast forward to now, I think I have a huge crush on this other girl on twitter, and I didn't know this until I realised I visit her profile a couple hundred times a day. I also find myself posting things just for her to see it ??? and when she likes them I go feral in a good way. I'm not used to having a crush on a girl, I mean, it's no different. the issue is that I don't know how to take rejection when it comes from a girl, from what I can imagine, it's probably gonna hurt a lot more than when it comes from a dude. Idk. I really hope she's bi. what am I gonna do, anyway. I'm simply incapable of crushing on someone from my own city, I'm too terrified to act upon anything regarding my love life.

[liviaobscura]

i am so in love with cate blanchett it’s not funny

[spiraledfaun]

4, 13, 19 for the either or thing please!

Ooooh yay I love these o3o

4. Dumbification or mindlessness?

Both of these are great, but ultimately, dumbification! Honestly, being in that state makes it easier for me to stay down, rather than general mindlessness, because of my ADHD ^^ besides, if my value is tied to just, the Me part instead of how smart I am, then I feel better about myself overall!

13. Conversational or overload induction?

overload!!! I really enjoy being forced to give up owo Like damn take away my choice of being hypnotized or not and just force it on meeee 🤤

19. Giggly and silly or blank and empty?

So I feel like dumbification goes hand in hand with giggly and silly, but I really like being blank and empty, esp if that's blank, empty, and aroused! My overall preference is just, whatever is easiest for my play partner to program and have fun with!

Thank you so much for the Q's! ^-^

[elvishdemigod]

Me just trying to find memes and art of MacCready, only to be bombarded by those bots and their lewd images