#by READING

[bookwormsbutterfly]

"Are you an idiot?"

"Yes! But what's your point??"

"You know you're not allowed to be on my side. No one really is..."

"So what?! We're not allowed to eat stuff that not food either but I do it anyways. Because I like eating stuff!"

-Of Dark Lords and Cabbages

[kimmykoosh]

Had a blast at playing today.

Spoilers below

Bruh.

Bruh.

Harry's sad relationship is SAD.

No wonder delores dei is in every selections in the Famous Innocence compilation. (I am bad at reading and Harry is the epitome of me processing information lmaoo)

Man has been sad and in the dumps for more than 5 years. BRUH.

This is a beautiful dream sequence though. Walking on water then found your old flame in the figure of the beautiful Doraless Dei the same place she left you years ago? And the dream is a reoccurring one for few years?? And the lady right now is happy with someone else on the other side of the Revachol?? And also not having daughters for you? Actually, that was good on her part. Harry was a MESS.

Oh GOD THE DRAMA. THE SAD. THE WHOLE THING ABOUT DALORES DEI AND HIS OBSESSION. AND THE LETTER. THE CONSTANT FAINTING ON HIM WHEN HAVING ANYTHING TO DO WITH HER. OR APRICOTS.

I am super invested on this one.

Also, best quote by far.

"REAL DARKNESS HAS LOVE FOR A FACE. THE FIRST DEATH IS IN THE HEART, HARRY."

-Dolores Du Bois Dei

I'm sad at this. So POETIC. 😭😭😭😭😭

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[omegaverse-anesthesiologist]

why is ao3 is blocked on the hospital wifi????

[soracities]

"Absolutely no one comes to save us but us."

Ismatu Gwendolyn, "you've been traumatized into hating reading (and it makes you easier to oppress)", from Threadings, on Substack [ID'd]

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[rincewind87]

[inkskinned]

please i love you i'm begging you bring back suspension of disbelief bring back trusting the audience like. i cannot handle any more dialogue that sounds like a legal document. "hello, i am here to talk to you about the incident from a few minutes ago, because i feel you might be unwell, and i am invested in your personal wellbeing." "thank you, i am unwell because the incident was hurtful to me due to my childhood, which was bad." I CANT!!!!

do you know how many people are mad that authors use "growled" as a word for "said"? it's just poetics! they do not literally mean "growled," it's just a common replacement for "said with force but in a low tone." it's normal! do you hear me!! help me i love you please let me out of here!!!

[manny-jacinto]

ZOMBIELAND: DOUBLE TAP (2019)

[amartworks]

had a fun experience on the subway the other day

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

I firmly believe that some stories can never be translated into a different medium and that's okay

[spitblaze]

[guy who doesnt watch shows voice] yeah ive been meaning to watch that show

[baalzebufo]

so the book of bill is pretty good

[vasira96]

it's always "immortals always lose the ones they love!" and never "this family has had this incredible, powerful, loving figure present through generations of their lineage, all because they are descended from someone the immortal loved long ago" and i think that's a shame!!

[doppy-enjo]

Like to charge, reblog to cast

[moodsandtenses]

There's something hilarious about how so much subsequent media has positioned Vampires and Werewolves as, like, binary opposite entities, and then you read Dracula (1897) and realize that wolves are that guy's preferred solution to every problem. You'd say something to Dracula about "ah yes, werewolves, vampires' great eternal enemies," and he'd just be like "you mean my subcontractors?"

[willgrahamscock]

my favorite customer service slip ups