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that annoying moment when getting left for dead in the trunk of a car in your 20s comes back to haunt you 40 years later (take a shot every time ford says “stanley”)
#i love making ford look like a kicked puppy#my favorite pastime#i also like making stan suffer then he brushes it off like a joke <3#these guys have issues#anyway context? what’s that ahaha#but idk. i guess in their adventures they get into fights with things and people#and eventually stan gets pushed and locked into a trunk or one of those little freezers that lock on the outside#and he’s in this tiny space and he can’t just push his way out so he panics and forgets where he is for a second#and by the time ford gets rid of the people/things attacking and finds wherever stan went (kind of easy to tell when he’s yelling)#he’s gotta like. ground him or whatever#those 6 fingers come in handy bc he’s just gotta grab onto stan’s hand and let him feel those 6 fingers against his hand#👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼#anyway i lowkey don’t even like the dialogue in this#and ofc the drawings are low quality as usual#but whatever i am Not going back to work on this lol#idgaf take whatever i give y’all guys 🗣️#gravity falls#stanley pines#stanford pines#gravity falls fanart#stan twins#sea grunks#stangst#??? yeahg#my art#rystiart#i’ll have it in me to sit down and make something better one day but today is not that day#also ahem. he repeats please a lot when he’s about to die haha. why do y’all think he hates saying please so much? 😇
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STRASBOURG 2023
#the band ghost#papa emeritus iv#copia#first time i've been able to sit down and make something for a few weeks which is nice. was worried i'd forgotten how to gif.#these do not do justice to this video tbh#tell me why i could just watch him BREATHE for hours#it looks like he's smiling and i just??? despite how obviously exhausted he is he looks so at peace?? i am not okay#anyway hello!! sorry it's been a minute!! i've been going through it and ugh. life is lifeing friends.#but i love and miss you guys and i hope you're all ok <3 pls accept these gifs as a token of my affection#and an apology to anyone i haven't got back to recently. i'll be with you shortly. just gotta remember how to exist first.#brb#my gifs
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"I think this is the most inhuman; and human, that I've ever felt.." MUCH CAN HAPPEN IN A YEAR. IN FIVE YEARS. A DECADE. imagine how much can happen in a century. just ONE (1). How will you grow? what phases do you find? even in 5 years, you will find patterns.
#jrwi fanart#jrwi show#jrwi suckening#jrwi suckening spoilers#jrwi the suckening#arthur bennett#HEY SO THE REALLY FUNNY THING THAT THE CHARACTER DID THAT SEEMED RLY SILLY N GOOFY IN THE MOMENT?#LIKE THE WHIPLASH BETWEEN SERIOUS N SILLY ALMOST PISSED YOU OFF? WHAT IF I FOUND A WAY TO MAKE YOU SAD ABOUT IT#this was meant to be a scribble that would be a bigger part of a bigger page.might leave it on that page.#but still. bc o that i nearly posted it onto my wacky side blog.BUT NAYY I SPENT TOO MUCH TIME N ENERGY N YOU GOTTA SEE IT#ARTHUR BENNETT DRIVES ME CRAZY. I FEEL LIKE ITS ODD FOR HIM TO BE SO TECHNOLOGICALLY OUT OF TOUCH#WHERE HAS HE BEEN. HAS HE BEEN IN WAR? IS THAT WHERE MAGNUS CAME FROM? WHERE WAS HE WHEN HE WAS WITH EDWARDS CREW?#ARTHURRR I HAVE QUESTIONS ARTTHUUURR!! HEY CAN I ALSO ASK; WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU BECOME#DO YOU THINK HE HAD ANY IDEA HE WOULD VEER CLOSER AND CLOSER TO THE MONSTER HE DESPISES. ALL BC HE DESERVES IT. OR WATEVER#HE FASCINATES ME SO MUCH. TO LOOK AT THE STONE COLD STOIC FOOL FROM THE START OF THE SHOW#AND TO FIND OUT THAT HE USED TO BE A BAD BOY.. A DELINQUENT... A LIL PRANKSTER.... MY GODDD THATS ADORABLE#I WOULD LOVE TO KNOW MORE.... BUT I DOUBT THE LAST EPISODE IS GONNA ANSWER THOSE QUESTIONS..i love arthur bennett so much....#AS FOR THE ART!! i mostly used the fire alpaca watercolor brush. tbh im not a brush guy. anti aliased default pen tends to be my main game#but LATELY IM SQQQUIRMIN OUT OF AN ARTBLOCK so expirimenting like this is helping#DONT LOOK TOO HARD AT IT!! im still proud tho. colors are fun :3 im also very proud of the backgrounds#I LOVE THE CARTOON THING where the background looks all fancy n painted but the characters are solid colors#what else can i ramble abt. OH YEAH. i looked up the bikes to make sure they were time accurate tehehehe. 1913 to 2012.#almost a century apart!! isnt that neat? ALSO FUUUCK CAN I JUST MAKE A QUICK CONFESSION. DOWN HERE IN MY TAGS.#only the strongest can read my tags anwyay. SO I REALIZED WHY I LOVE ARTHUR SO MUCH. TIME IS A FLAT CIRCLE#while arthur is a Stoic and Cool vampire w a knack for being playful/silly; who alsos been alive fora century thus witnessing HORRORs#THERE HAPPENS TO BE A ROBOT FROM A BAND W A TITANIUM ALLOY SPINAL COLLUMN#WHOS A Stoic and Cool ROBOT w a knack for being playful/silly; who alsos been alive fora century thus witnessing HORRORS#the fuckkkiiinnngggnn The Spine from steam powered giraffe. WHATEVER. i cant escape from my heart. i guess.#i think The Spine and Arthur could be friends. Arthur saw the band perform back when they were the Steam Man Band#EDIT: WOOPS I DIDNT REALIZE THIS WOULD END UP IN THE SPG TAG. HI GUYS DIDNT KNOW U WERE STILL ALIVE SORREE 4 THE CROSS CONTAMINATION
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#mari says#ill kill him stg#i see ume hair down with glasses i woke right back up asi. was dozing twitter was like “She doesnt needa sleep after working12 hrs”#ill never sleep again if he keeps looking like that#my GOD#MOTHERFUCKER GET THAT HAND OUT OF MY MOUTH WHO PUT THAT THERE#LOOK AT IT HOLD THE TEACIDOCOSKS FNDHDNN#spread me open like the pages in that book#whys he look…bigger than normal…#i also work 12 hrs tomorrow but rlly how am i gonna be an optimist abt this#i JUST bought his pirate stand now i gotta look out for this
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wait do you think matthew ever just sat on his couch after a long day and watched criminal minds ?
#this thought just occurred to me#like do you think he ever just sat down and watched the show#he gotta be like damn i look so good#idk why i think the things i think#matthew gray gubler#mgg#criminal minds#whoisspence
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i know ive made myself the #1 izutsumi stan in the eyes of all of my friends and probably some of you online people but what if i became a mithrun stan. there is something about him that compels me. i just want to *clenches fist* put him on the drying rack. lovingly stick him into a tupperware for later. make him into. a broth of some sort. do you understand
#posts that probably look deranged to anime onlies. listen you will understand#i love you vegetable scrap man! wet cardboard man! pathetic crumpled up piece of laundry!#dunmeshi#ok uh manga spoilers in the following tags#the dichotomy of favorite characters...#feral teen girl who always follows all her desires vs damp middle aged elf man who is incapable of desiring anything....#and the BEST thing with mithrun is kabru has to babysit him. like out of anyone to babysit mithrun. kabru is objectively the funniest#but like. seriously the whole. you will gain new desires every day! thing. sobs#i know a lot of ppl relate to mithrun for that. i personally relate more to izutsumi if im being real here#but mithrun still makes me go OOUUUUGHHGHGH THERE IS ALWAYS SOMETHING TO STRIVE FOR TO KEEP LIVING FOOOOOORRRRRRR#also i like his design. his very specific hair. the fuckin. big shirt over the armor im obsessed with. the missing eye#the way he goes from 200% when he's got the lion in his sights to -500% literally any other time#kabru being like AH POWERFUL ELF MAGE GOTTA GET READY TO DEFEND MYSELF SOME MORE why are u just sitting there. hello#i haven't posted any mithrun art bc i haven't had time to sit down and finish a real piece#but ive been doodling him on any scrap of paper that finds its way into my hands literally any chance i get#the whole weekend i tabled at animzement i just sat there and doodled izutsumi and mithrun in my notebook#im gonna draw him for real tho. soon. im putting in my 2 weeks tomorrow and then i will have more art time
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Who do you think has the best man boobs in fable
Wolf. 😌
#hands down there is no question here#gotta be wolf look at that man he’s so beefy and for why#I would rest my head on that man’s chest in a heartbeat (and listen to his)#like sure Rae and Centross are probably but there but like… c’mon#fable smp#fablesmp
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If Howdy and Barnaby ever married, would Howdy wear a ring on only lne hand or get 4 rings for all of his 4 hands? This came to mind so ramdomly aBSJZNSJDN I'm sorry 😭😭
i've been thinking that he'd have two rings for both of his left hands
#or. no probably just one for his upper left to cut down on costs#a whole extra ring would be expensive smh#gotta remember that he's a filthy capitalist through and through...#rambles from the bog#barnaby would present him with two rings while proposing#and howdy would start crying - not out of happiness#but bc of the wasted money. why would barn spend so much extra when he didnt need to#howdy would take him back to the jewelry store to refund one#and Thats how barn finds out his proposal was accepted#'just one?' 'YES just one i dont need two' '🥺' 'why are you looking at me like that'#cut to the very awkward jeweler trying to pretend like theyre not there while barn gets Emotional & then howdy gets emotional#bc the two of them are a fucking feedback loop <3
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I gotta quit this job lmaooooo
#the fucking security guard#he came into the office today and was like hey I learned something disturbing about monster energy drinks#and I'm thinking he's gonna say something health related cause he's said the one time he tried one he lost his vision for like 15 minutes#uh but no#apparently he was listening to the joe rogan podcast 🙄#and he heard that something about the logo makes it look like the Hebrew letter 6 so it spells out 666#and there's a cross on the can that when you tilt it up to drink it turns the cross upside down#and like idk maybe that is true#but now he's claiming that's why he lost his vision when he drank one that one time#honestly I didn't hear the rest cause I put my other earbud in so fast lmao#I gotta quit this job aaaaaaa
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horror's jacket fluff has probably accumulated so much DISGUSTINGNESS over 7 years in it that it's managed to acquire it's own signature Dog Smell (TM). however i think this would be a prime opportunity to pet him and then get some of that disgusting smell on you because for some reasons Dog Smell is just unavoidable when you pet a dog with a lot of hair
he'd hate it but awww awww whos a good boy (ノ´∀`*) whos a good boy (*≧∪≦) YOU ARE!!! awww so cute you didn't commit all those murders against innocent people you were innocent ( ̄▽ ̄)/ such a good boy!!!! (gets beheaded) (he got too embarrassed)
#forcing the dog horror agenda down people's throats#CAT DOG RABBIT TRIO I SCREAM INTO THE DISTANCE#cat and dog run circles chasing eachother around the sleeping rabbit (MURDER TIME TRIO REAL TRUST I WAS THE AIR)#THIS IS SO FUNNY TO ME. guess where the inspiration came from. THATS RIGHT (triglycercule owns a dog) (for context)#my favorite recurring theme i keep on bringing up 4 some reason is horror not wanting 2 be treated like hes feral or animalistic#he is a rational man. he can think for himself. he isn't a DOG. SO THEN STOP TREATING HIM LIKE HE'S NOTHING MORE THAN SOME CAGED CANINE#(glares at killer and dust. dust simply looks off to the side (not paying attention) and killer slightly smiles bigger (creep))#it would be SO fucking demeaning. something killer does to horror to piss him off EASILY#leave it to killer to find a way to get on horror's nerves all the time. thank god dust is much less pissy than horror 🙏#can just SEE the thought bubble of horror as a dog above dusts head#he wouldn't verbalize it (because why would he need to) but dust can see the dog parallels (truly like me)#maybe he'd say it on an off day when theyre all feeling chill and its dead silent#someone's gotta be the calm one out of the three maniacs and why not let it be the rationally insane one ‼️‼️‼️#and theyre all just like chilling. horror's organizing the pantry. killer's playing a cat game on his phone. dust's reading#and then he just says to nobody in particular. horror reminds me of a dog#it's almost as if nobody reacts when horror turns around flabbergasted??? as if nobody said anything!!!!!#because dust is still reading and killer's still on his phone!!! WHAT!!!! and horror's just like ever so slightly irritated and weirded out#but...... its a good day. its been chill. maybe he just imagined that. and he goes back to his thingy#and dust just ever so slightly smiles. killer's actually been looking at horror ever since dust said that (the blank sockets hide his gayze#and in his head hes like..... damn. dust is right tf i do see it??????#kemonomimi mtt when. when do i get to see them with animal ears and tails that i approve they would fit in????#triglycercule you have to do it yourself.WHAT!!! NO!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOO (disintegrates) (imagine that ashy baby photo)#i felt like killer typing out that second paragraph. its like i can hear his voice saying it as i type. its like i can see his smug face#killer sans#dust sans#horror sans#murder time trio#utmv#tricule hc#i mean killer and dust are mentioned in tags so its whatever DONT KILL ME DONT GUILLOTINE ME OK SORRY 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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the way that if any bh member died now it wouldnt even be a "oh no im gonna miss them :(" feeling but more so a "man they didnt even really get a chance to finish anything" feeling is.
#bh didnt really get a chance to make enough 'good' memories to miss anything about the group dynamic if one dies#like look at fcg he died and the only reason it's like 'damn' is because he died Before aeor and speaking to gods#so i dont miss him so much as miss his missed opportunities lol#and then if orym had died to zathuda it wouldve been like 'damn he died protecting someone but what a dumb and sudden battle yknow? oh well#not even to begin talkin about how the plot makes bh a slightly 'unbiased' (HEAVY quotation marks) party#but it also makes it so they really dgaf what happens either way when it comes down to it and you can Feel that#DIDNT EVEN GET TO EXPLORE PERSONAL RELATIONSHIPS OUTSIDE OF EACH OTHER ENOUGH#TO FEEL ANY STAKES IN LOSING THE WORLD#like if everyone but bh died really who are we losing. why do i care.#like try answering that question without mentioning people who AREN'T from this campaign#we didnt spend enough time with npcs for their absence to be felt more than 'ohh noo :( anyway'#theyve got nothing to fight for and NO thats not deep or on purpose theyre barely even fighting for each other#'class of students who's plane crashed on an island and they just gotta work together now' ass party dynamic I HATE IT HERE#anyway ignore everything i do love cr3 im just unbelievably frustrated at [gestures wildly and indiscriminately]#'yeah cr3 sucks compared to--' shut up youre not affiliated with me
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locked in so hard...I outlined two chapters...but wait, it gets worse. I was so locked in my outline is 20 pages long already...and I only have three chapters....the power of a silly drink and three hours at the library
#dw guys this outline won't break my computer (i hope) like cold kisses did bc i finally turned off grammarly#i was sick of it half the time being like “this doc is too long 🤨 we don't wanna look at it” which was FINE I LIKED WHEN IT DID THAT#but the other 50% of the time it was like “LET ME READ THIS AND HIGHLIGHT ALL THE TIMES YOU PURPOSELY DIDN'T CAPITALIZE YOUR i'S'#punctuation is not right in that sentence and idk what i clicked but i'm not fixing the end of that tag#i think my record was like 1022 errors#and i was always trying to shut it off like bro 😭😭 u don't gotta scan the whole doc#also just went to the store to buy sour cream#TELL ME WHY I'M AT THE STOP LIGHT SHOVING THIS SOUR CREAM IN MY BAG I BROUGHT W ME TO THE LIBRARY#this car next to me looks at me (we both have our windows down)#we BOTH do a double take bc i thought i knew him#and he tells me he likes the color of my hair#and i just completely sneered i'm pretty sure i gave him a look on disgust and was like “🙄 thanks”#I'M SORRY IT WAS SO OFFPUTTING THIS IS WHY I'M SINGLE BC I ALWAYS EXPECT THE WORST INTENTIONS FROM MEN#WHY DID HE SAY THAT TO ME#thank u for coming to my very unrelated rant in the tags i had to tell someone#ness' brainvomit <3
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Okay probably won't be on till later this evening. I got some (bs) to deal with at "home" (If we can even call it that.)
I. Am. Having. A. Terrible. Time. /srs :D
#Once again my food is being thrown out because I wasn't here for ONE fucking night... not allowed to have shit in this place apparently.#Also fucking threw out the cat food I JUST FUCKING BOUGHT!? bitch I have 80cents in my bank I can't get more-#apparently just bought means 'its going bad' she said 'ONE didn't look right'#like bitch wtf do you MEAN!? I'm just UGGHHH I'm just---#almost down to one month... one month I gotta deal with her stupid fuckin ass- one more month...#THIS is EXCTLY why I'm waiting to tell her I'm moving at the last min because you know she will start donating/selling my shit if I tell he#I'm moving. <- wouldn't be the fucking first time. I learned my lesson#some mom huh? LMAO#tw: vent#vent.tw#Anyways going offline for a bit to deal with shit and try to ask fam for some help with at least cat food. I can get by I worry about my#fruityfloofs </3#talk to ya'll later once I figured stuff out and once I'm c a l m
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Mermaid Alec while it's still Mermay!
#ariart#ariaoc#ariaoc: Alec#IM FREE!!! IM FINALLY FREE!!! OUOUOGHHGHHG the pain this drawing has given me in more ways than one#but well... gotta say that im honestly so proud and happy of this one cuz its the first proper art ive done of my dearest son#and ofc it aint one where hes human but like-- progress at least cuz i managed to draw him AND HIS HAIR PROPERLY#if only i know how to render properly tho... cuz his scales are supposed to have an iridescent effect where it looks gold in the light#but that will do. thats good enough for me im just happy to draw him when the Curse (artblock) was creeping in#ALSO!!! HIS EYES!! (well eye) i found out how i wanna render eyes now! its sooo pretty... i kept staring at it cuz of how pretty it is#augh... while making this post i was like: is his lips a lil off-- and so i went to adjust another thing once again#NOW!!! IM FINALLY FREED!!! good grief pls... he looks okay now? hes great now. no more adjustments. hes wonderful#anyway-- i made him... a lil too prettier but like tbf-- he is a mermaid here that sometimes uses his looks to lure in his preys#my dear son looks so pretty and innocent but the moment you get near and let your guard down hes gonna CHOMP you#also the like-- setting is a cave with an open ceiling thats why it looks like that. hes amphibious so he doesnt really need#water tbf. its a nice cave for sunbathing (and possibly waiting for clueless visitors for a nice meal)
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okay what i have to say is lowkey embarrassing but i wanna bitch and it’s probably only embarrassing to me bc im shy about this stuff anyways the moral of the story is i wanna bitch and u should probably just ignore me. god bless
#honestly halfway through the wedding i did see this guy i thought was rlly cute#like. REALLY cute (so fucking embarrassing)#but i’m too shy to talk to hot people and i’ve never approached anyone before and no one’s ever approached me so i don’t know what to do#idk how to talk to people to begin with let alone like. try to flirt or something#but as the night went on (this is so embarrassing) for some reason i literally couldn’t stop looking at him (kill me)#and he probably definitely noticed me looking at him so he probably thinks im some like. crazy creep or something#but like usually when i see someone attractive im just like oh wow and admire them from afar#but i COULDNT STOP LOOKING AT HIM! WHY! and for some reason i felt like i just really wanted to talk to him#but i didn’t know what to do! i just felt this urge to go try and start a conversation but i just. i couldn’t#and every time i thought i would work up the courage either my sister or my grandmother would come back and hover over me#and i didn’t wanna be like ‘sorry gotta go i need to go embarrass myself in front of this cute guy’#OR he would get up and start taking pictures again. it’s like he knew#he wasn’t even the official photographer he was just one of the guests who clearly wanted to take photos of his friends wedding. which like#is so endearing to me. he has HOBBIES. WOW. (kill me)#idk j can’t even put everything into words i just feel like screaming into a pillow AAAAAAUGHHH#i felt like i was in hs again there was a point i even excused myself to step outside just because he was out there#but he was talking to some old lady. so i was just sitting outside in the grass moping#i feel so stupid i dunno. why am i so worked up about this. i had a few opportunities to approach him and i didnt. because im an idiot#i feel like i’m down so bad which is so STUPID because i don’t even know his name and ill never see him again in my life#so it doesn’t even matter! and every time im like oh oh well it was just random infatuation clearly it wasn’t meant to be#but then i just get upset and all blushy cause he was SO CUTE! and i wanna know more about him! why!#i haven’t felt like this in FOREVER i just feel so stupid for even feeling this way#i know ill be fine in a few days or something but im just like. i wish i could have at least spoken to him once#sigh. idk what’s wrong with me#maybe he’s already dating someone anyways all the cute people seem to already be in relationships#except ME im the only one left. who am I supposed to date!!#i want to jump out the window#snow.txt
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people are so evil about mental illnesses and to mentally ill people it's actually disgusting
#like watching the new wendigoon video and he's being super respectful#but going down the comments and seeing people talk abt their own disabilities and thanking him#but then?? people start arguing with them?? just deciding they're making it up or trying to trigger them#(like someone who wrote abt having paranoid schizophrenia and someone replied ''I'm in your walls'' um. die?)#genuinely and unironically if you're older than like 15 and do this sort of shit you gotta go offline and take a good look at your life#because you're plain evil. sorry!#go try and figure out why you hold so much hatred to people you don't know for this thing that harms them more than it could ever harm you#ableism //#I'm angry. sorry
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