#but this lady. every time she chewed her lips would part so STICKILY and WETLY and then smack back together again
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They were natural enemies—like the snake and the mongoose, or like people with misophonia and people who chew gum with their mouth open.
#I was stuck on a tour for work with a lady from another company who was chewing gum loudly in just somehow THE WETTEST WAY IMAGINABLE#I think it had to do with the lipstick she was wearing and like#a lot of people who chew gum with their mouth open just keep their lips parted the whole time#but this lady. every time she chewed her lips would part so STICKILY and WETLY and then smack back together again#I found myself wishing she would go to hell when she dies
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