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[transient-winds]

I love these four dumbasses so much. They live inside my head rent free.

[luna0713hunter]

Hello ! ! How are you? I hope you're doing fine as usual, i hope you're taking care of yourself because you matter < 3. If you're taking requests, can i request wind breaker boys ( + suo ) with their crush who's the sweetest among the people in town but they're also dumb when it comes to romance (dating) stuff:3?

A/n : Hello hello darling angel✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧how you doll?well arent you sweet?im doing fine,alittle bit tired but I'll managed~ and- oh my gosh!!!my first wind breaker request!!you cant believe how happy this makes me!!!!such a cute one too!!!hope uou enjoy reading it!! (And gosh im crushing so hard on Sou but mostly Hajime Umemiya!)

(also,im very slow at writing so pls forgive me )

Wind Breaker boys with a sweet S/O

Featuring : Sakura Haruka,Hayato Suo

Sakura Haruka

•first of all,we know Haruka is no genius when it comes to love

•two clueless idiots

•when Haruka first saw you,he had immediately blushed crimson red as you took his injured hands in yours and gave him a worried look

•ever since he got to this town, he's been experiencing unusual kindness from everyone around him

•but you

•oh gods

•you're so different from everyone in his entire life that he doesn't know what to do with himself

•Haruka often finds himself wiping his sweaty palms on his trousers when he's around you;his heart beating wildly in his chest and his skin feeling awfully hot

•its not long before Umemiya points this out to him with his usual kind laughter

•at first, Haruka will deny this

•love?!who the hell falls in love at the first sight?!

•him. That's who

•but then,he starts getting these feelings

•he finds himself searching for you in every crowd,every place he visits

•if there's a fight, you're the first one he gets worried about

•and when you smile sweetly at him,he finds his heart beating out of his chest

•he accepts his feelings later,one night when he's walking you home and your figure is illuminated by the moonlight

•now comes the hard part;how the hell should he tell you his feelings?!

•and it doesnt help that you're the most dense person he's ever seen when it comes to romantic feelings

•and he's seen himself

•but eventually,you start taking some hints here and there

•when Haruka convinces Kotoha to finally make him some takeouts,

•he asks you come to the riverside with him at night

•and when you're laughing,sharing the last piece of the sandwich

•Haruka nervously reaches out and nudges his pinky to yours

•and when you immediately wrap your smaller finger around his,he covers his face with his hand

•a content smile settling over both your faces as your cheeks turn dark red

Hayato Suo

•a gentleman

•this dude knows he's in love with you the moment you two meet

•he's not by all means in denial or anything

•but he won't rush in confessing his feelings to you

•Suo will wait, patiently,and drop a hint or two here and there

•expect a lot of romantic gestures from him

•maybe a bouquet of roses, afternoon tea along with your favorite sweets

•or going out on nights he has to do patrol,and end up sitting by the riverbank to watch the moon until the dawn

•Suo will try to give you anything you ever wished for

•after all, you're the sweetest being he's ever laid eye on

•but its no secret that you're slightly... oblivious to his feelings toward you

•and he even finds that cute

•but after a while of adoring smiles,and small, meaningful gifts

•you start to take the hint

•Suo is a kind human at heart, but he's never done any of things he's done with you to anybody else

• he doesnt smile softly at people around him like they've hung the moon and stars

•he doesnt randomly leave others small meaningful gifts here and there

•so when you finally gather enough courage to make a move, Suo's more than happy that you've finally realized his feelings toward you

• "Hayato-kun," your small voice immediately has his attention shifting to you, "do you perhaps....like me?"

•at that, he smiles brightly and takes hold of your hand in his

• a sweet kiss is pressed to the back of your hand and your face flushes deep red

• "ah," he says, "has my darling finally figured it out?"

• when you mumble out a shy "yes" and "sorry for taking so long", Suo will only pull you close and press a gentle kiss to your forehead

•"dont worry about it, my love"

• "you were worth the wait."

Part two (?)

[nightqueen1221]

hi!! can i ask for hanako, kou, tsukasa, nene, teru, and sakura reacting to y/n who bops their head like they're listening to music when they're happy? like there could be dead silence and then we have y/n bopping their head happily. and if its not too much to ask can it be a gn y/n? im so sorry for the long ask <//3 if u dont wanna take this request thats fine! love ur work :D! - 🐝

Hello my first emoji ayon! Apologies for this being late. This was also the only image I could find with all of them.

Hanako/Amane Yugi

-He finds it cute.

-Honestly, he really likes it since he can tease about it later.

-Every once in a while he'll float over to you and lift the headphones out or lightly tug on your earbuds to pull them out.

-"Whatchu listening to?" He asks.

-He's not really looking for answer, he just wants your attention.

-If you close your eyes while listening, he'll go in for a kiss just to see your surprised face.

-If you wear earbuds he'll ask if you can share.

-If you're ok with it, he gives comments about the music you listen to.

Nene Yashiro

-Honestly, she doesn't really judge you since she's just so happy she actully got a relationship, so when she sees you listening to music and bopping your head, she doesn't mind.

-She might every once in a while ask what song it is.

-If she knows the song she'll either talk about it or fawn over the band members/singer.

-You introduced her to a lot of diffrent types of music along with new bands and singers.

-Every once in a while she gets a sticky notes and writes songs she likes so you can listen to them. (Along with a few doodles in the corner.)

Kou Minamoto

-He's concerned.

-He thinks you're going to hit your head or something else since your not really paying attention to your surroundings.

-He usually has a hand wrapped around your waist just to make sure your safe.

-If you offer to listen to music with him, he'll accept. Perhaps you could dance together.

-I don't think he'd be a very good dancer so you might have to teach him if you know.

-If neither of you know, well you can just look like two idiots having fun.

-When you two dance im the school (if ever) Hanako is going to intervene. He'll probably trip Kou so he'll fall on you making him look like a pervert. And nobody else can see Hanako so they Kou is in the wrong.

-Hanako truly doesn't mean any harm by it, he's just trying to poke some fun.

-As long as you tell Kou he doesn't need to worry about you and you can handle your surroundings, he's a lot more comfortable.

Teru Minamoto

-Same thing with his brother, he worries you're going to get hurt and tries to avoid anything happening to you.

-He always had a ton of fangirls and the fact he choose means you matter to him more than you could imagine. (Same thing with his fans if you know what I mean.)

-He might even go as far as taking you things away if you don't listen to him.

-Don't worry, just give him puppy dog eyes and he'll give in faster than the speed of sound.

-Or cry, if you can cry on command good lord. He HATES to see a person he cares for in pain, so he'll do almost anything to make it stop.

-If you walk around while listening to music, he's right behind you with his hands on your shoulders to make sure you're safe. This does not change if your eyes are open.

-And if you do happen to have someone bump into you, are they going to have an earful from your boyfriend.

-So, just be careful around him and when you listen to music.

Sakura Nanamie

-It doesn't bother her in the slightest.

-She enjoys the stillness of sound, she's usually caught up with Tsukasa being loud, so just being in the same room as you, but not talking makes her enjoy these times together.

-She knows your not paying attention so she sometimes go up behind you and give a little kiss on your cheek. (Or on the lips depending on how far the relationship has gone.)

-When she wants your attention for either a question or because she simply wants affection, she'll lightly tap your shoulder or rub the back of your hand.

-She ALWAYS asks if you can give her attention beforehand, since she is very much aware of what it's like for someone to be forced into it.

-This also makes it very rare for her to ask for anything, but I'm getting off track.

-It's not a huge part of her life but she still thinks it kinda cute you do it

Tsukasa Yugi

-All he can think is, "Perfect opportunity".

-You're distracted AND can't hear him. He wants to prank or surprise you as much as possible. Having your attention on something else other than him (Which he is a bit offended by) Gives him the chance to shock you.

-At this point, it's not as surprising. The most shocking part is what he tries and do to gain your focus.

-He's given you things he's killed, which the offer is nice, the corpse is not.

-He'll incessantly bother you asking if he can listen to music with you.

-If you refuse, he'll do one of three things.

- 1. Continue to cry and complain

- 2. Take whatever you're listening to music on.

- 3. Get Sakura involved. Which ends up with your device getting confiscated.

-As fun as it is to mess with you, he gets super annoyed if you ignore him completely. And that leads to one of the items above.

-Just as long as you devote your time to mostly him, he's fine with whatever else you do.

[dranosh-haran-of-paleoworld]

I just saw on Twitter a bunch of people praising Sakura for not being a nepobaby and supposedly being the only person in the written portion of the Chunin Exams to answer the questions on it.

I want to clarify that none of the K13 with the exclusion of Naruto and Hinata are nepobabies, especially Sasuke and Neji, who, despite coming from prestigious families had to bust their asses off to get where they're at in terms of strength and power, those two dealt with some serious shit that Sakura could never dream of. Sasuke had self-taught himself everything he knew, and the ONLY new thing he got during his time within Konoha was chidori, and even then, Kakashi only taught him that for his fight with Gaara and overall was an ass to Sasuke. Hiruzen and everyone else in Konoha did jackshit for Sasuke before he defected to Orochimaru, who himself for all his faults actually cared and did more for Sasuke than any other adult outside of his clan.

Neji, meanwhile, was literally a branded child-slave, and correct me if I'm wrong, he like Sasuke, was mainly self-taught. The Caged-Bird Seal prevented him from fully utilizing the Byakugan's full strength, but as noted by Hizashi, he was a once in a lifetime genius and was insanely talented and skilled.

Both Sasuke and Neji, despite being prodigies, still busted their asses off to get to where they were at. Both young men trained regularly on a daily, both before and after the tragedies in their lives. Even when they awakened their clans kekkei genkai, they still had to not only get adjusted to them but also incorporate the powers and abilities of them into their fighting styles.

A quick reminder: Sasuke from the end of the Wave Arc to his first battle with Naruto at Final Valley had a 1 or 2-Tomoe sharingan and unlocked the full 3-Tomoe towards the end of the battle so for much of Part 1 his sharingan wasn't fully developed and as I said above Neji couldn't tap into the Byakugan's full power because of the slave seal on his forehead.

Sakura herself, unlike literally everyone else in the K13 didn't fucking train and her so-called book smarts were laughable when she implemented or applied them to the field. She brought nothing to the table, unlike everyone else in her class, which in part is because of her tiny reserves of chakra, and the other reason is because she again canonically doesn't train instead wasting her time trying to look good and impress Sasuke, she's called out on this by Sasuke and Team Dosu. She only started training after Sasuke left Konoha and defected to Orochimaru.

More importantly, Sakura was never confirmed to have answered a single one of those questions correctly. Ibiki himself made it extremely apparent that NO ONE could've answered them correctly, and there's no way he'd backtrack on what he said. Hell, he noted that the only unusual thing about that years exams was Naruto's blank sheet of paper. Nothing indicates Sakura or Hinata got a single question right.

Additionally, Sakura got every single portion of the exams wrong. The purpose of the written portion was to gather information from enemy lines WITHOUT being caught. Cheating was the whole point, and yet Sakura didn't figure this out, and predictably Naruto didn't either, Sasuke was the only member of his cell to do so and got both idiots through. The FoD portion of the exams was also carried by Sasuke. He correctly figured out the test function, he came up with the password for his team, and he saw through the henge Orochimaru used, and if I recall correctly he also saw through the one used by that Ame shinobi and had save both Sakura and Naruto throughout the whole ordeal which cost him dearly. Seriously, Sakura did jackshit throughout the Chunin Exams arc and was deadweight all around.

Look, I get it, you Sakura stans don't like Sasuke and that's fine but stop making up bullshit because it doesn't do you guys any favors other than making you look like bigger idiots than you already are.

[moldy-flowers]

Here's my Naruto character tier list... please don't kill me.

LOOK I KNOW I GET JT BYT THEY JUST DONT SPEAK TO ME

going through all my reasons:

My boy: I cannot physically fucking breathe if I am not thinking about him at all times sometimes its genuinely painful how much I love him I love sasuke so FUCKING much

Would kill myself for them to even spare a glance in my direction: Sakura, im gonna be honest I have a pink bias... and also girlboss she's so amazing we love a saviour complex. Hinata, I put here there for more for the nostalgia, when I watched the show at 7 she was always my favourite and i would rant to my friends about her. Sighh what I would do just for a hug :(

They'll always have a place in my heart: what can I say? They're silly little guys :3 I don't think this one is too controversial (uhmm they werent in the tier list I used but Mikoto and Fugaku are here too)

Goofygoober :): put this here last minute cause I liked these ones more than the others but I didn't like them to always keep them in my heart. Karin so high is probably gonna set some people annoyed but eh she's a gal :3 how can you hate a gal :3

Sillys: they're silly. I like the sillys

What an idiot (affectionate): theyre idiots. And i like them. Okay, I know. Kakshi is very low. I just... idk I've never felt that love for him. He's a guy and i like him, but uhm. I think that's it. I've genuinely tried to love him but i just like him.

Someone from naruto (probably): Naruto characters that I just do not care about. IM SORRY IM SORRY I JUST DONT CARE, KUSHINA, MINATO, GAI, MEI, KONAN, YAMATO, TOBIRAMA UH UH THE OTHER ONES I JUST REALLY DO NOT FEEL ANYTHING TOWARDS THEM, THEYRE COOL, PROBABLY I DONT KNOW.

What an idiot (derogatory): they're idiots. And I don't like them. No strong feelings about them really, wouldn't turn my nose away if someone drew some good fanart of them or if they were in the main plot of a fic. I'm still traumatized from that one comic where hashirama killed tobirama for madara idk I just can think of him the same way again...

Ermm...: what the freak :/... (I'm sorry)

I know what you are: I'm running out of things to say I just feel anger towards them idk.

Get AWAY: I don't think this is to disagreeable.

Get the actual fuck away from my boy: I DONT FUCKING CARE, I HATE ITACHI I HATE HIM I HATE HIM, HES A PSYCHOPATH WHO WAS FORCED INTO INSANITY AND MURDERED A SHIT TON OF PEOPLE I FUCKING DESPISE HIM HE HURT SASUKE SO MUCH AND RUINED HIS LIFE FOR NO FUCKING REASON SASUKE WAS JUST A TOOL FOR HIS SUICUDE I DONT CARE I DONT CARE GET HIM THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY BOY AND ANYONE ELSE EVERY PUT HIM IN A FUCKING TSUKOYOMI FOR FUCKING EVER I HATE HIM SO GODDAM MUCH RRRGHSHSJSJHS

Im prepared to get burned at the stake I don't care i stand by this tierlist

[opensesamepandemonium]

#5

Yasuhiro Hagakure x Aoi Asahina - Danganronpa

I can't wait for you all to come for me with this one..

Similar to my reasons behind Reiner x Historia pairing, I am mainly doing this for my baby boy, Hiro. Much like Historia and Ymir, Hina very clearly had a close relationship with Sakura (although not as blatantly romantic), so this is essentially a reconciliation prize due to both their lady loves taking that permanent nap.

I enjoy Hina and Hiro's interactions throughout the game; they're both your classic 'dumb characters' so its always fun when they interact with one another. Again, the idiots in love trope got me good.

Speaking of tropes... Hina is brave and Hiro has more cowardly tendancies (although he's trying). I love whenever this trope is reversed with the woman being the courageous one - sue me. BONUS TROPE: the stoner and the athlete - ugh <3

This pairing relies a lot on my headcannons about what their relationship would be like working together at the Future Foundation. We saw towards the end of the first game that Hiro was marginally more mature when it came to new ways of thinking, and I believe that Hina is a good person to continue to bring that out of him.

[limepigeon]

9 people you'd like to get to know better

I got tagged by @capricule and @the-cooler-sidestep!

Three ships:

1. To no one's surprise, ChargeStep, they just break me

2. HarryKim, they're both idiots and I love them deeply

3. I'm so deep in BG3 right now it's literally all I've spent my spare time on since christmas and all I can think of, so imma be a freak and say Astarion and my partner's wood elf Iliris

First ship: Prooobably Yukito and Touya from Card Captor Sakura, it was the first anime I watched and I thought they were together for real for so long haha

Last song: It Hurts by Graveyard Club, it's on my ChargeSteelStep playlist shhh

Currently reading: The Colour of Magic, Terry Pratchett, never read any of his books and thought I'd give 'em a go

Currently craving: Nothing really, I'm exercised, had treats and pepsi, been playing BG3 for like 5 hours straight, you caught me on a real good evening, I'm staying in my lane moisturised and all that

Tagging some fhr mutuals, sorry if you've already been tagged (I'm pretty sure almost all of you have been), also only do it if you wanna, obviously

@aysder @silvery-bluish @swordtit @calnexin @ythryn @lazyvoyager @just-a-tiny-goldfish @swordsandspectacles

[greyling-writes]

Whumptober Day 5: Sunburn

Healing Salve | Heatstroke | "If my pain will stretch that far."

Links: Previous | Next | Masterpost | Ao3

Word count: 2519

Notes:

I'd be lying if I said I didn't love protective Sakura and Sasuke! I just adore when they're are forced to show that they care. x] Enjoy! <3

He jumped through the trees, eyes scanning around quickly. He needed somewhere secluded and untouched. Unfortunately, that probably meant he’d be running for a while. 

Pretty much any ninja worth anything trained in the woods, at least, any to Sasuke’s standards did. But it wasn’t really advised to do so anywhere near anywhere important, for obvious reasons, so he had to go far.

Sasuke landed on another branch, quickly scanned the area, then continued. He had to take advantage of this time, because Kakashi-sensei was out on a mission, which meant he had to train as much as he could before he got back. It was a personal challenge of sorts. How much could he improve before Kakashi got back? 

Another tree. He didn’t even need to scan to know this area would be useless. 

It was totally destroyed. Dozens of trees covered with dozens of attacks of various types, a few fallen over or broken repeatedly. Among the wreckage, his eyes caught a glimpse of a bright, unnatural color. He did a double take. It was a bright…something, half-buried in foliage and branches.

Probably nothing. 

The area was a bust anyway. It was probably just something that was left behind by another ninja. 

But it wouldn’t hurt to look at.

His curiosity got the better of him. He jumped down from the tree he was standing on, making sure to keep a careful distance. It was bigger than he’d realised. His heart sank slightly. A person?

He activated his Sharingan. Who the hell? He wasn’t sure if he should leave, but something made him keep moving forward. A few more slow steps and…What?

“Naruto?” A quick glance around the area confirmed a lack of any other ninja, and he deactivated his Sharingan. “What the hell are you…” 

He trailed off at the realisation that Naruto hadn’t reacted to his presence. At all. “Hey.” He called. 

But he still didn’t respond. 

Sasuke’s stomach sank, but he pushed it away. He knelt down next to Naruto, reaching a hand out. Naruto’s eyes were open, but barely. Sasuke waved a hand in front of them, but Naruto seemed to stare right through his fingers, “Naruto.” He said, his voice coming out slightly more panicked than he’d care to admit. He put a hand on his forehead, before pulling it back. It was hot. 

He glanced up at the sun. Shit. It was way too hot to be laying around on the ground, and from Naruto’s flushed complexion, he had definitely been out there for way too long. Sasuke let out a noise of frustration before turning back to Naruto. Gotta get him out of the sun. He hooked his arms under Naruto’s armpits and dragged him over to the nearest patch of shade. 

Okay but now what? He bit his lip, looking at Naruto’s unreactive expression. How did I become responsible for this idiot? 

What was he even doing out here?

Training, he supposed. 

“We have to go to the hospital,” he said, still unsure of whether Naruto could hear him or not. He sighed. He’d have to carry him there, likely. 

A moan. 

“No…” Naruto mumbled. 

“No, what?” Sasuke pressed impatiently. How am I going to manage this? He fought a groan of frustration. 

“No…hospital.” 

What? 

“What the hell do you mean no hospital? Are you-” He stopped, “I’m not arguing with a delirious idiot.” He pulled Naruto into a seated position against a tree. Carrying him on his back would probably be easier. 

“Sa…suke,” Naruto whimpered. It seemed to stab Sasuke’s chest. He froze, “Please.” 

His voice was small, almost pathetic. Sasuke would have laughed. But something in Naruto’s tone knocked the breath out of his chest. 

“My head…hurts,” Naruto mumbled. He blinked slowly, his eyes managing to focus on Sasuke. Or maybe he was staring though him again, “Sas…uke.” 

“Yeah?” Sasuke managed. 

“Where…” Naruto winced, “Where are…we?” 

Sasuke swallowed, “The forest, idiot.” 

“Idiot…” Naruto repeated. He fell back into silence, saying nothing more.

“Hey.” Sasuke’s body snapped back to life, and he grabbed Naruto’s face with his hands and pulled it up to make eye contact, forcing his face into Naruto’s line of sight, “Hey what the hell?” 

Naruto’s blank expression didn’t change. 

Fuck. “Shit shit shit,” Sasuke couldn’t help but say.

He crouched in front of Naruto and pulled him onto his back, almost falling forward from the way that his weight landed, but managed to stand straight, adjusting his hold to ensure he wouldn’t. 

Hospital.

He jumped into the trees, his speed diminished by an embarrassing amount. He definitely needed that training. It would take several minutes to get back to the village, and then only a few to the hospital, where they could handle Naruto.

But.. 

“Sasuke…please.” 

Naruto never asked him for anything like that. 

How did I even get in this situation? 

He let out a loud groan. What headache.

Naruto mumbled something unintelligible against his neck. 

“What?” he asked absentmindedly. What’s the fastest way to get there from here?

“No…hospital.” 

Sasuke let out a breath, trying to push the frustration from his tone,“You have heat exhaustion. And I’m no medical ninja, not that I’d want to take care of your dumbass anyway.”

Naruto whimpered again, “Please…” his voice shook, “No…hospital…” His whispered.

Then it was silent again. 

Sasuke exhaled another sharp breath. Why’s he so adamant about it? They were only a few minutes from the village now. He’s just delirious. Or maybe he just doesn’t want to deal with the consequences of his own actions. But Sasuke’s heart wouldn’t stop pounding in his chest. 

“No…hospital.”

His reason didn’t really matter, though, did it? If the idiot didn’t want to go to a hospital, then even if Sasuke managed to drag him to one, he’d freak out and be untreatable. 

He grit his teeth. Kakashi’s on a mission, it’s not like either of us have families I can bring him to. A small pang in his chest, but he ignored it. And I know shit about healing.

There was only one other person who could possibly help.

~~~~~

He nearly broke the doors of the Uchiha compound entrance, tearing down hallways to his bedroom, where he carefully deposited his cargo. Cool him down. Sasuke unzipped the jacket, peeling it off of Naruto’s body. It stuck, likely from sweat, but he managed to get it off without damaging it or injuring him.

Sakura.

He had sent a clone to her house, but he didn’t know if it made it, or if it succeeded in getting her to come. And if it had, how quickly she would arrive. 

He groaned. How obnoxious. But he couldn’t get her in person. A certain idiot on his bed needed his attention. “I’ll be right back.” He said, though he wasn’t sure if he was being heard. 

He grabbed old towels and rags, and a bucket. He filled the bucket, before dragging it back to the bed. He dipped one into the water, before squeezing out the excess and carefully placing it on Naruto’s forehead. 

A faint knock. A chakra signature. 

He spared a glance for Naruto before answering the door. 

“Sasuke!” 

He wasn’t sure if he was glad she was there or pissed, but he wordlessly stepped aside to allow her entry. 

Sakura gazed around the room with a look of awe, her eyes sparkling as if he was showing her the cosmos itself, “Wow, Sasuke. Your house is so cool. I can’t believe you live here.”

It’s just a hallway. 

“So what’s this thing you need me for, huh?” she twirled a finger around a lock of pink, “Don’t tell me it’s a…” she squealed. 

“Come with me.” He knew she would follow. He spun on his heel and marched down towards his room. 

With another squeal, her footsteps began to tap after his. She mumbled something about romantic boys and bedrooms, but he wasn’t really listening. 

He opened the door entered. 

“Wow, Sasuke, I cant believe…” her voice faded as she caught sight of the bed, “Hey, what’s…”

He stood at the other end of the bed, so she could approach, “I found him in the forest, passed out.” 

“Then- But- Why-” She faltered, taking a half step forward, “Hospital!” she managed. 

He shook his head. 

“Bring him to a hospital, why is he…” she gazed around, “Don’t tell me this is your room.” 

“Of course it is,” Sasuke said mildly, “What else would it be? And no.” 

Sakura blinked. “Why not? “ 

“We can’t,” he said curtly.

“Well he can’t stay here!” she seemed frantic. Though, he noted, his own heart rate was also quicker than normal. He squatted down, grabbed the now-warm rag from Naruto’s face, and dipped it into the bucket again. 

“We can’t go to the hospital. He needs to be treated here,” he squeezed out the excess water, “And I don’t know anything about healing.” 

“And what makes you think I do?” Sakura asked breathlessly. Her eyes seemed to be glued to Naruto’s form, “We barely ever talked about it in class, it’s not like-” 

“Even if it’s not jutsu, don’t pretend you’ve never read up in healing salves or wound treating.”

Her jaw seemed to tighten, “Yeah I guess, but I still can’t-” 

“Sakura,” he said, “You’re his only option.” 

She gave him an incredulous look. She looked back at Naruto, still in the same spot she had been when they entered the room. She swallowed. 

“You’re sure we can’t…” She took in his expression, “Okay.” She said softly. She took a few steps into the room, “Okay, let me see.” 

She walked over and settled on the floor on the opposite side. Her eyes scanned over Naruto’s body while she took a careful hand and placed it against his forehead. Her eyes widened, “How long was he out there?” 

“I don’t know,” Sasuke said, the damp rag in his hand, “I just found him there.” He placed it on Naruto’s forehead at Sakura’s gesture. 

“He probably has heat exhaustion from the look of it,” her fingers trailed down the sides of his face, “He has a sunburn.” 

Sasuke said nothing. 

“Kakashi-sensei’s been gone for a while, do you think Naruto’s been out there the entire…” she blinked, “We need to cool him down.” She glanced around the room, “Taking off his clothes was smart, but we need something better. Do you have a bathtub?” 

“Should I carry him there?” 

“First, start the water. We need it cold. Not freezing, but cold.” 

He nodded.

“Then I’m going to need you to come back here to get him. Also, I’m going to need some things, and I didn’t bring anything with me…” She bit her lip, “They’re all expensive or time-consuming. Are you sure we can’t-”

“No hospitals,” he said as he stood, ”Money’s not a problem, but time is, right? So let’s hurry up.” 

She held his gaze for a moment, her hand still resting on Naruto’s cheek. 

“Write me a list of the things you need, and I’ll get them. You stay here and make sure that he doesn’t die in the meantime.” 

She paled slightly, but nodded, “Okay.” 

~~~~~

It had taken him way too long to get everything Sakura had asked for. It shouldn’t have taken so long, but his fame as the Uchiha survivor followed him around everywhere, and the crows of ogling strangers and merchants trying to get his attention made being timely with the trip difficult, despite his attempted efficiency with the actual shopping. 

He tore through the village, landing rougher than he normally would on top of buildings, ignoring as shingles fell and shinobi squawked at him rushing past. 

He tried to be gentle with the doors, but even he knew he’d slammed them way too hard as he slowed to a speedwalk upon entering the house. He carefully opened the door to the bathroom, where Sakura kneeled beside a shivering Naruto. 

“Sasuke!” her voice dripped with relief, “Perfect timing, he’s cooled down tons. I think he might even be a bit too cold,” her voice dropped to a whisper as she said it, “Can you help me get him out?” 

Normally, Sasuke might’ve thought that Sakura could use the training anyway, but looking at Naruto’s pale face, he set the bag of things down and reached into the cold water. He ignored his it seeped into his clothes, carefully wrapping his arms around Naruto’s torso and legs and lifting him out of the water. 

Naruto shivered, leaning into his chest the second contact was made. Sasuke winced at the temperature, but pivoted and walked out the room, careful to avoid slipping. 

He set him back on the floor of his bedroom, glancing around for a towel to pat him dry with. Sakura entered, the bag of supplies in her hands, and sat on the other side of the bed again. 

“First of all, he has a really nasty sunburn, probably from being outside for too long. For one like this to develop…” she gently traced Naruto’s cheek with a finger, “I’d say it’s not unlikely that he was outside for longer than just a few hours.” She retracted her hand to reach into the pouch, pulling out one of the containers Sasuke had purchased, “This is probably one of the best topical healing salves on the market.” she looked at Sasuke, “How much did it…No, I shouldn’t ask.” She shook her head, opening the container. 

Sasuke watched wordlessly as she applied it basically anywhere she could reach. He hadn’t realised Naruto’s skin was that damaged, but he supposed he hadn’t been paying attention. 

“The worst of it might be averted, now that he’s cooler, but I’d say the next thing to watch out for is keeping him hydrated,” she said, “I’ve been trying to give him water anytime he woke up, but so far be hasn’t finished more than a single cup.” 

“He definitely wasn’t drinking enough water.” Sakura looked up, an expression on her face, as if she was surprised he would speak. 

She quickly glanced back at her work, “I believe it.” she paused again, “Hes going to be really hungry when he wakes up, and it’s gonna be our problem.” she groaned. 

She recapped the container, “That’s all we can really do for now. If he had been unconscious the entire time, I’d be more concerned, but I’d say currently he’s just sleeping.” She bit her lip, “It’s…kind of tough to tell, but I’m fairly confident he’s fine.” 

Sasuke watched her face. She clearly wanted to suggest the same thing again. 

“If he’s not fine by tomorrow, I’ll drag his ass to the hospital if I have to.” he said finally. 

Some of the tension bled from her face as she nodded, “Okay.” 

Sasuke wrung out another towel and placed it on Naruto’s forehead. 

“He just needs to stay cool now,” Sakura said softly, “This could take hours.” 

Sasuke exhaled, before settling back into his seat, “Alright then. There’s plenty of rooms if you need one.” 

Sakura gave him a small smile, her hand settling itself in Naruto’s hair. 

“Alright then.”

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i've decided it's time to dump my twitter ramblings about the last time sakura and sasuke interact in part 1, a scene that so many of my oomfs hate but is one i really love. because

1: they're my two favorite naruto characters 2: their dynamic happens to also be my favorite 3: they ARE FRIENDS in part 1. THEY ARE. I STAND BY THIS.

warning: this gets so long. i did not expect it to get so long. also im begging you to not consider boruto or most of part 2 in reading this, we're NOT talking about all that right now.

in looking back at this scene, i thought to myself "is it just me or is sasuke's face hidden constantly here" so i made a diagram about it, documenting how much of sasuke+sakura's faces you see throughout it. i found the results pretty interesting. (i might've missed or miscategorized a few but not enough to really make a difference imo)

the way sasuke's eyes are constantly concealed in these panels really reads to me that sasuke playing up the callousness in this scene...being harsher than he actually feels, to create distance. he doesn't really want to seriously fight anyone from konoha.

see, he reacts to naruto with anger and violence because that relationship already has some jealousy and resentment and itachi has thrown gasoline on it, recontextualized their bond in sasuke's mind as something that must be violently severed to achieve sasuke's reason for existing (killing itachi)... his relationship with sakura is different, he cares about her a similar amount but she's not been framed as an adversary in his mind, so instead he freezes her out. faces away from her for most of the conversations, uses brief harsh words to cut off any emotional connection to make this severing as easy as possible.

in contrast, sakura's face+eyes are almost always visible, because she's opening herself up, gushing out anything and everything to attempt connection. at this point she is honestly the only one who realizes just how dire the situation is wrt sasuke going to orochimaru (kakashi knows about it but doesn't seem to realize sasuke's already on his last straw, and naruto doesn't even consider the possibility) and she believes that it will almost certainly result in torment and possession at orochimaru's hands if she can't stop him right then and there. so since she knows she can't beat him physically and he's too driven+self-destructive for logic, she pulls out every single emotional appeal she can think of and prays that something, Anything, will reach him.

it's not a shallow confession of feelings, but a last ditch desperation move to protect him from what she believes to be a fatal decision...

most importantly, this is an attempt sasuke himself appreciates.

i think people really misinterpret sasuke's "you really are annoying" here by just taking it at face value.

it's a callback to one of their first scenes together, wherein sasuke admonishes her for saying something very cruel about naruto being an orphan (this event is actually something sakura is grateful for, as it forced her to grow as a person and begin to actually try and see not only naruto, but sasuke as well, as people. instead of the flat "hot guy" "annoying guy" archetypes she had reduced them to).

but this time, instead of disgust he says it with a smile, transformed into more of an affectionate phrase (you know, like when people fondly call someone idiot). this is particularly notable re:the emotional distancing i mentioned earlier because at the beginning of the conversation sakura references this event and sasuke says he doesn't remember it. so to me, the fact that it is so explicitly shown that he was lying about that in order to downplay their emotional connection, says to me that it's extremely likely he was lying about/downplaying other aspects of the conversation as well.

because their relationship HAS changed significantly from when that first "you really are annoying" happened.

a lot of that is due to sakura's growth as a character, from someone who represses her own personality and has no goals beyond a shallow pursuit of a crush on a shallow imagining of what she thinks sasuke is and stands back while her teammates protect her, to someone who wants to become strong enough to stand beside her friends as equals and protect them and works hard towards that goal, who remembers that her connection and rivalry with ino goes beyond a stupid love triangle, cares about sasuke for who he actually is, cares about naruto for who he is, and no longer cares about molding herself into some stereotypical form of femininity.

and sasuke does care about her in return! he only ever really disliked her when she wasn't taking being a shinobi seriously, treating him like a weird romantic trophy to be obtained or when she's genuinely in the wrong about something, which she will admit to and grow from (yeah he's mean sometimes, but he's literally mean to everyone lol). since sakura grows past those aspects, by the time of the chunnin exams sakura+sasuke+naruto all truly feel like Friends.

from stuff like complimenting her abilities and smiling proudly about it

making token complaints without actually trying to stop her from doing something silly like holding his and naruto's hands to drag them along while she sings

to waking up from his curse seal coma to beat the shit out of whoever hurt her

when sasuke thinks fondly about team 7, it almost always shows an image of naruto AND sakura (sometimes kakashi too, but he is the one most frequently left out). and that's something that holds true throughout the Entire manga.

a key thing to keep in mind for the end of part 1 (specifically, after itachi returns and tortures him again) is that at this point in time, sasuke believes that he is fundamentally incapable of happiness, of having a life outside of revenge.

he exists to kill itachi and die. he was simply deluding himself to ever even think he could have a future.

he loves team 7. all of them. he Wants to stay with them. but as far as he's concerned, it's an impossible dream.

the last thing he says in this scene is a "thank you". we don't know the specifics of why, but regardless... he is grateful that she cares about him. cares enough to try and stop him.

unfortunately, it's just not enough to change his mind.

[broth-y]

broth

I absolutely love your username

And to this I propose

oblivious Kazuichi towards a Yakuza and animal breeder silently hitting on him (kuzusoudam if not obvious)

Like like like they both gather under a sakura tree to confess their feelings to the mechanic after a long grueling 10 months of school and he does NOT know what they're there for, real!!!1!1!!! And Kazuichi the whole time they start their monologue of “So we were thinkin’..” and “We'd bestow upon you meer mortal our time, in exchange we want...” yada yada oh damm Kazuichi still doesn't know what they're there for (hiko and gundy spoke to eachother and decided to confess together btw)

Partly cause Gundham speaks in riddles and Fuyuhiko barely mutters loud enough for him to hear (both are cherry tomato red as they speak btw)

- Someone's Truly, 🎀🌙 anon

ahh !! hello !! it is so funny that this ask comes to me at this time - i am recently thinking about danganronpa again as i just started v3. i have vowed to stay off of tumblr to avoid spoilers but shh this is sdr2. it's fine.

anyways !! thank you anon - so much !! i dearly miss the days of brothy asks. (and thank you for the compliment!! i have become quite attached to the broth brand)

but !!!! eee !! i have not thought about this is So Long i love it !!!! kazuichi souda is so fucking stupid i truly believe the whole time these two implode kaz is just,,, "damn, why are they here" in his brain. dumb boy.

dumfounded stupid man watching gundham speak in half poetic, half nonsense speech - unable to actually vocalize how he feels with normal words because. he is a fool. gundham tanaka is a shy coward of a man. at least when it comes to pretty boys. kaz desprerately tries to kind context from fuyuhiko but he is no better - he just spends most of his time stumbling vulgarly through what he thought was a carefully planned monologue.

kaz just :] whats going on ???

i believe a problem may arise when the oblivious man still cannot decipher the riddles presented before them - one of these men must open their mouth !!! fuyu would likely get frustrated and just !!! tell him. while lovingly calling him a fucking idiot <3

tysm for this ask anon!!! ahh i love thinking about this again.

[votestaynight]

8th day "Sword and Magic II"/9th day "NEO" (scene 1)

"Fuji-Nee. It's fine that you eat apples, but eat your requirements. Those oranges you bought… there's still a boxful of them."

"Aw, I remember that now…. Uhh, I'm tired of eating oranges." Fuji-Nee says this, digging her fangs… I mean, her teeth into the apples.

"What do you mean, you're tired of eating them? Remember I was against it? Even though there's only me, Sakura, and you, you bought nearly 10 mochi and 3 boxes of oranges. You buy too much just because it's New Years. There's still a box left even though it's February. If you let it rot, I'll make you pay for all of it.

"Ugh. …I'm just asking, but, how long does it take for oranges to rot?" "Oh, about 2 weeks to a month in normal temperatures. They're almost out." Well, I kept them in the ice room, so they should be good for a bit longer.

"Gah, so now's the time to eat and time to rot?" "…Fuji-Nee. Never live by yourself. Food poisoning is scary nowadays. Check the expiration date on your food and watch out for fish in the summer."

"It's fine, I'll just come to your place when that happens. You can just give me the leftovers." "…I won't give you leftovers, you idiot. You eat a lot. If you're going to come and eat, I'll prepare some for you too." I avert my gaze and start preparing dinner again.

"Hm. Then I'll make lots of money and give you money for food. You're good-for-nothing like Kiritsugu-san, so I expect you'll be always in trouble for money."

"Keep talking. …Anyways, why did you get so many oranges? You should know Sakura doesn't like those kinds of fruit, and I don't eat much either." It's a good opportunity, so I ask her a question I've been wondering since the New Year.

"Hmm, I don't know. Oh, but Orange-peko sounds good, right?" "―――――" …Well. I guess it was stupid of me to hope for a logical answer from Fuji-Nee.

Preparation for dinner ends, and the time is past seven. Fuji-Nee and Saber are in the living room, and only Tohsaka is absent.

"…I wonder if something happened to her outside." I don't think Tohsaka is the type to make that kind of mistake, but I think she does make big mistakes sometimes. "――I guess I'll go take a look." I should be fine by myself if I'm just going to go search around the house.

I exit into the hallway. The instant I try to leave, the door opens and Tohsaka in her coat arrives home.

"Tohsaka." "I'm home. What, are you greeting me in an apron? You look pretty good in it."

Tohsaka makes that humorous comment without even twitching her brow. …She's scary. People who can put on a serious face while joking are the scariest.

"Tohsaka, what were you――" As I try to ask her what happened, I notice the blood on her hand. …A small stain of blood and a swollen index finger. Could that be…?

"Tohsaka. I'm going to guess about something bad." "What? I won't listen if it's anything stupid." "It's not. Have you punched someone?"

"Correct. I gave that annoying Shinji some knuckles." Tohsaka snorts and passes by me.

"……" I see, some knuckles for Shinji. Now I understand the blood on her hand and the swelling on her finger――hang on!!!

"Hold on, hold on, hold on! What do you mean, you punched Shinji!?" "You're being loud. He was being annoying, so I beat him up."

"Beat him up… you mean, with bare knuckles?" "Bare as it can be. A grizzly bear, too." Tohsaka snorts again.

"……" "……" A brief silence. I don't know what to say, so I just shut my mouth and cause an awkward silence.

"…Let's get back to the main subject. You said you punched Shinji, but why?"

"It's only natural I punched him. He was talking about things like me joining him, and you being useless so I should give up on you. He said stupid things after calling for me, so I punched him to make him shut up."

"……" No, isn't that a little too short-tempered, Tohsaka? …Or could it be? Did Shinji say something stupid enough to even piss off the ever-calm Tohsaka?

"…Why are you looking at me like that? I'll say this, but I'm the victim here." "No, both sides are equally responsible, right? …But still, why would Shinji say something like that to you? He said he wanted me to cooperate with him."

"Who knows? Maybe he thinks of you as a rival or something. He was acting weird ever since I told him I was living with you."

"What!? Tohsaka, you told him about us!?"

"Yeah, I did. I think it was yesterday morning. Shinji called me and said proudly that he became a Master like me now. He pissed me off, so I told him that you were the same too. I thought he learned his lesson, but he was waiting outside my house for me a while ago."

"So, I told him I'm living at your house now and I didn't have any intention of cooperating with a half-assed Master like him… what, was that bad?"

"――――" That's generally bad. Shinji is very conscious of Tohsaka under normal circumstances, so this is like pouring oil onto a fire.

…Well, but still… I see, I get it now. I understand why Shinji only saw Tohsaka as the enemy, and why he kept asking her to cooperate with him. In a word, he――

"But it's strange, isn't it? I wonder why he's so fussed up about me. Judging from his personality, I wouldn't expect him to want to cooperate with anyone." ――No. It's because Tohsaka Rin is important to Matou Shinji.

"It's not strange at all. I think you're a special person for Shinji. His was a family of magi originally, right? Then――I think he admired you since you were of the lineage of a magus family like him, and you still retain the blood of it."

That's why he's persistent about Tohsaka. I think Tohsaka Rin has been a target of his affections from even before this Holy Grail War started.

"WHAT!? …Well, I am a bit happy about being liked, but still――" It must have been a real surprise, as Tohsaka stands pondering.

"…Oh, I remember. Come to think of it, Shinji asked me out when I was a first year." She makes a terrible "gah, I forgot about it" reaction. …I'll sympathize with Shinji, just for now.

"Whoa, no wonder he never gets enough of talking to me. I understand now." "…That's fine. So, how did you reply?"

"Oh, I think I rejected him. I can't stand it if I'm not the first to make a move in a contest. It's like I can't get in the mood unless I'm setting the mood, or like I don't feel like it if someone else starts a match."

Tohsaka ponders, as if she really doesn't remember. ――I'm shocked. She must really live following only her feelings.

"Tohsaka. You suck at rock, paper, scissors, right?" "Huh!? Wait, how do you know that!?" …As I thought. Of course, if she likes to make the first move, she would be weak against a later move.

"Use the soy sauce for that, Saber. Don't put mayonnaise on it, even by mistake." "――I see. Well, I saw Taiga do so, so I thought I should as well."

"……"

"Fuji-Nee is just playing around. She's not much of a reference, so be careful from now on."

"…I see. I was referencing Sakura before, so you never warned me, but…" "No, I'm not angry. I worked hard to make it, so I just want you to have it at its best. So, getting back to the original conversation…"

"……"

"Shirou, I'll take seconds. Give me lots of stuff in my miso soup." "All right. How about you, Saber? I bet you're hungry since we worked harder today."

"Not really. But I will take another just in case." "Yeah, go ahead. If you also started recklessly raiding the fridge at night because you were too hungry to sleep, I'd die of shock."

"……"

"Hey, that's terrible. I told you that wasn't me. It was some burglar that raided the fridge."

"Then could you tell that robber that she shouldn't just eat meat, but that she should eat vegetables as well? And tell her not to finish off all the desserts in the fridge as if that's what she was after. Geez, she's like a hungry animal or something." "What!? Don't call me a tiger!" "Whoa, I didn't call you that! Ow, hot! Don't throw the hot white radish, you idiot!"

"……"

"Shirou. It seems the pot in the kitchen is boiling." "Huh? Oh, hold on Fuji-Nee, I need to turn the fire off." "All right. Bring me some chicken and boiled egg in soy sauce quickly." "Roger. Then keep Fuji-nee company, Saber." "Yes. Please do not rush your cooking, Shirou."

"……"

I get up. …Oh yeah. Why has Tohsaka been quiet all this time?

"Tohsaka? Does dinner taste bad?" "No. It's nothing, so don't talk to me." She looks away sullenly. …Hmm. She's not the kind to drag that thing about Shinji out this long, so maybe something has irritated her.

Dinner ends as usual and Fuji-Nee goes home satisfied. Saber and Tohsaka are in the living room. It was an awkward mood before, but since I've trained with Saber for the past two days, it doesn't feel awkward anymore.

"Saber, you can go to bed. I'll do the rest." "No, I will stay awake until you go to sleep. I would also like to learn from Rin how skilled you are in magic."

"I see. Then let's go to Tohsaka's room a bit earlier than usual. You don't mind, Tohsaka?"

"No, I don't mind. But you are getting along much better with Saber." …? For some reason, Tohsaka says this with the same displeasure she had when we were eating dinner.

"I'll be waiting in my room, so come when you're done cleaning up. …And I'll also be skipping school from tomorrow on. So come to my place in the afternoon." Tohsaka leaves the living room, still in a bad mood.

"Shirou, did you do something to Rin? She seems angry." "Did it seem that way to you too? …I don't know. I didn't do anything to anger her."

We both look at each other and tilt our heads. We have no idea why Tohsaka's angry.

"Then to start with, go ahead and 'strengthen' this lamp. You just have to strengthen the glass on the outside." She hands me an antique lamp.

"―――――" I sit down. I take a deep breath, holding the lamp in both hands. Tohsaka speaks so easily, but I'm rigid all over with tension.

Even though I do it every night, the reality is that the success rate is below 0.1 percent. Tohsaka says she'll study the extent of my strengthening to determine the level I'm at, but she won't be able to do even that if I fail at the strengthening.

"―――――" That's no good. I shake off my idle thoughts. I concentrate my mind on the lamp.

The blueprint of the lamp emerges. I could draw a diagram of the glass's material, shape, and even the flow of strength that would correspond to blood vessels in humans. So all I have to do now is to put my magical energy into those blood vessels.

…I just have to do as I always do. The feeling of driving a burning metal rod into my backbone. All I have to do is stick that incompatible burning nerve into my body and familiarize myself with it. Once that succeeds, all I have to do is pour in the correct amount of magical energy for the glass and―――

"――Oh" I broke it. I must not have been able to control it, as I put more than the proper quantity of magical energy into it, and as a result, the glass breaks easily.

"……" I look up at Tohsaka timidly. "…As I thought. I thought this might be the case, but it really was." Tohsaka's shoulders slump.

"Hm? What do you mean you thought so?" "Isn't it obvious? I'm just dumbfounded by your lack of talent…! First of all, you don't have the basics down. Geez, I'm impressed you can produce magical energy with such a ridiculous method!"

"…Tohsaka. Are you angry?"

"Of course! I'm amazed you've kept training with such basic problems, and I even want to kill your teacher for not correcting you. Why are you taking such a long route…!?".

"…Hm. I don't get what you're saying, but don't insult my father. It's my fault that I don't have any talent, so my father has nothing to do with it."

"Of course he has something to do with this. If you take an apprentice, it's the role of the teacher to correct the student. …Well, you're right that it does no good to take it out on someone who's already gone, but still, your teacher got the first step wrong."

Still angry, Tohsaka takes out some kind of a can from her bag. It looks like a can filled with candy drops, something foreign children treasure. I've seen a lot of imitations in Japan as well. That thing that has several varieties of candy, and the white one being the mint.

"Hold out your hand, Shirou." "…?" I put out my hand. Tohsaka shakes the can and takes out a reddish candy drop.

"All right, swallow that." "…?" I put it in my mouth as instructed.

"…It's not sweet. No, it has no taste actually. And this feeling… it feels more like rock than candy.

"…Hmmm…" I forcibly swallow it down. "Oh, ouch. My throat hurts. What was that, Tohsaka?"

"It's a jewel, of course. Couldn't you tell by looking at it?" Straightforwardly. Tohsaka says something outrageous.

"A jewel, why…!?" "I can't help it. I prepared some medicine too, but that sort of thing won't work if I want to fix you. So I decided I'd just have to open the switch with the strongest one I have."

"No, that's not the point…! Why are you making me swallow a jewel!? I can't digest something like that!"

"…Hey, now. If you're going to worry about things, you should be worrying about something else. It's not a normal jewel, you know? What I gave you just now is an enforcement tool that will let you find out about what you didn't know up until now. It should start melting right about now, so be prepared, or you'll faint."

"Why are you telling me I'm gonna faint with――" Just as I say that… The abnormality hits me.

"―――――!?" My body is burning. The feeling in my limbs goes numb. A lump of heat that can only be described as pain enters my back. I have to concentrate my mind at my forehead and squeeze it, or I won't be able to stay standing.

"――What… is… this?" I know it. I know this feeling. This is a failure. This is the reaction that happens in my body when I fail to construct a Magic Circuit inside me――!

"It's all right. It must be painful, but it should gradually get better if you can maintain that condition. Well, the burning feeling will continue for about two or three weeks though." …I want to answer her back, but I don't have the energy to do so. All I can to is try with all my might to stay standing.

"Okay. The difference between a magus and a human is whether they have a switch or not. You should know that this switch is the toggle for the Magic Circuit. See, there's an electrical pot that can boil water. A magus is just like that. And a normal person is a pot that can keep the water warm, but can't boil it.

"We are similar, but different. The question of whether one has the switch or not is beyond the grasp of an individual. When we are born――no, when we are made, we are separated into insulators and kettles. A person without the switch will never be able to experience magic.

"All right? You're an amateur, but you definitely have a Magic Circuit. So that means you have the talent. So if you make the Magic Circuit within your body even once, all you have to do after that is to toggle the switch. You just have to press the switch and switch between on and off to produce magical energy."

…I calm my breathing. As Tohsaka says, it seems the situation won't get any worse if I calm myself down.

"You only have to make the Magic Circuit once. But you're trying to make the Magic Circuit from scratch and build it into you every time.

"That's just a waste. If you establish it in your body even once, all you have to do is to switch to it. …Usually, a magus who establishes a Magic Circuit next receives training to switch to it. But your teacher didn't do that. That's why you're building a Magic Circuit and risking death every time. …No, maybe your father made the same mistake as well."

I breathe out. The feelings in my limbs slowly return.

"As you've trained the wrong way for a long time, your switch is closed. If that's the case, all we can do is to open it by force and let your body know that there is a switch."

"See, the jewel just now is something that forces the switch to turn on. So you'll be like that forever. If you want to return to your original state, you'll have to turn it off with your own power. If you can do that, you won't need the jewel's help anymore. After that, you should be able to handle the Magic Circuit with a simple mental operation."

"…I get… that… but…" Can't I do anything about the heat in my body? And she talks about this switch, but what am I supposed to do?

"What, you can speak already!? …Hmm, you're good at controlling yourself. Then maybe you can return to your normal state rather quickly. The switch will automatically turn off as your body tries to calm down and tries to get comfortable again. All you have to do is hasten that process with your will. See, it's easy, right?"

"…No… like I said, I don't understand at all. You say a switch, but I don't feel anything like that."

"It'll be like that now, but you should be able to get a clear image eventually. It'll be like a button in your head. So all you have to do is switch it on, and you'll be able to open the Magic Circuit easily."

"…I hope so. I just feel really sick right now…"

"I assume so. You always shut your Magic Circuit after you used your strengthening magic, right? It's the opposite right now and your Magic Circuit is open the whole time. It's like running full speed all the time, so it's naturally painful. But that's an essential requirement to be able to call yourself a magus. If you're going to fight as a Master, toggling the switch will surely help you out."

"…I know. It was a surprise, but I'm thanking you. You're right. If I can feel this switch thing, it will certainly be a bonus."

"…You understand pretty well. But there's no need to thank me. I'm just helping you because I'm in trouble if the person I'm cooperating with is weak." Tohsaka looks away. It must be because my body is burning. Blankly, I think that the embarrassed Tohsaka is cute.

"…What? What are you staring at my face for?" "Nothing. I just thought you're not honest."

"…I see. You must have excess energy if you're able to say such things. I can continue teaching if you have that much energy, right?" Tohsaka approaches me, smiling.

"…Uh." Hold… on. Hey, I can barely move my body right now.

"So, try your 'strengthening' again. You shouldn't be able to control your magical energy right now, but you'll be of no use if you don't get used to that condition. "It's all right. I brought lots of lamps. I don't know how many times you'll screw up, but I won't let you rest until you succeed in strengthening."

Smiling, she hands the lamp to me, still barely able to move. "…Uh." Whoa… this is like telling someone with a 40 degree fever to walk on a long tightrope…

"…Geez. I didn't think I'd give up before you did." Tohsaka blames me with her glare.

"…I'm sorry." "My predictions were too optimistic. I never thought you would break all thirty. …Sorry, but that's it for today's training. There's nothing to use to measure your strengthening any more."

"…Ugh." But I did try. I tried hard with a body that's burning like I'm in a boiling kettle. I tried hard, but it's just that the "strengthening" failed in spite of that.

"…Um. If it's just the glass breaking, you can fix it, right? You fixed the broken glass window before." "It's impossible. That was something that broke normally. This broke because it couldn't endure your magical energy. Remember that it's hard to affect something that carries the magical energy of another."

"――Hm, I see." "Yeah. …Don't worry and go rest. I'll call it enough to have turned your switch on today. I'll teach you the rest when you're able to control it."

"…Phew. I'm glad I can rest, but what will you teach me after this?"

"You can only use strengthening, right? You said that's all you can use, so then, you might be able to take it up to the next level and use 'transformation'. Have you ever been taught about strengthening, transformation, and projection magic?"

"―――――Hm." …A little. Strengthening is used to strengthen something, as the word suggests. People tend to think of strengthening as hardening something, but it actually strengthens the object's effect. For example, swords will become sharper and lamps will become brighter.

I don't think I need to explain too much for transformation, either. For example, you can't create a fire with an edged weapon. That which attaches abilities beyond the normal effects is called transformation. And projection I think was―――

"…? What was projection, Tohsaka? I remember my father talking about it often."

"You know about strengthening and transformation, right? Then I would think you'd naturally know what projection is. Well, in short, it's magic that reproduces something. It's not magic that elaborates on something that's already there. Basically, it's magic that constructs something from nothing, so it's the hardest."

"Oh… but magical energy is used only once, right? So something made with 'projection' disappears quickly. Comparing a 'projected' sword made with ten magical energy and a 'strengthened' sword with one magical energy, the 'strengthened' one is stronger. You only need to work on something that's already there, so strengthening is more efficient. In that light, projection uses too much magical energy, so it's not a magic that's widely used."

"…Oh, I remember. I think my father was saying something like that. He said something about not doing it because it wasn't worth it."

"That's it. All right, let's finish up if you're done asking questions. …You seem rather unsteady, so I'll at least take you to your room."

I let her accompany me back to my room. And Saber is waiting for me at the doorway.

"Well done, both of you." "……" I don't even have the energy to respond. I answer with just a nod and enter my room.

"How is Shirou, Rin?" "Bad. He's really bad. He doesn't have the talent." It's a merciless statement, just like Tohsaka.

…And then, when I notice, I'm looking up at the night sky. Tonight, I didn't run away because I felt uneasy about Saber. I'm just feeling the night wind, finding my burning body and the things Tohsaka taught me impossible to manage.

"…But once I'm really able to use this switch thing, then the problem is only the procedure. I'm worried about the future if I'm failing so much at the easiest magic of strengthening…"

I murmur and start to put my magical energy into the plank I brought out from the shed. ――A cracking sound. The strengthening failed as I expected, and the wood has a crack in it.

"…I can even see the structure inside of it, so why can't I control my magical energy?" Tohsaka said I'm straining too much. She also said it's fine with just a small amount of magical energy, so I should just think about enforcing the weak spots in the object. …In short, does she mean I should ease up a bit?

"…I already know that without having to have her tell me." The problem is, I don't have any way to ease up. It would be great if there was some good way to relax and―― "……" Footsteps that seem to seep into the night. This presence rudely approaches me for the second time.

"…What? I don't have any business with you." "I feel the same way. But it seems Rin is worried about you, so I could not overlook it."

"……" I throw the plank away, glaring at Archer. And then, Archer picks up the plank as if he's interested in it.

"Strengthening magic, huh? But it sure is badly done." "…! Huh, I know I'm just an amateur. I feel bad for putting extra work on your Master." "No, that is not it. Even Rin is mistaken on this matter." "Huh…? What do you mean by――"

"Huh, work on something that is already there? That's aiming too high. You are not skilled enough to do such a thing." "Wha…!"

He's saying what he likes when I'm letting him…! …But he is so correct, I can't answer. It's true that I'm unskilled, and it's my fault that I cannot succeed at the magic. It's no good taking it out on this guy.

"――What? You don't have the energy you did last night?" "Shut up. I just stopped talking because you were right. It's all my fault for not being skilled enough."

I look away. I don't know how he took it. "…Hm. Maybe you are unlucky with your teachers in a way." Archer says so as if he's amazed.

"Huh…? That can't be true. My father and Tohsaka are good at teaching, so it must be me that's a bad student."

"――That is why. For you, a magus that doesn't know anything would suit you better. A genius cannot understand the agony of an ordinary person. Rin is too good a student to realize the mistake of a dropout."

"…?" I don't get what Archer wants to say. I don't get it, but to guess from his words…

"I don't get it, but I think you're looking for a fight." I'll take it right now, free of charge. "That is a mistake as well. Emiya Shirou is not fit for fighting. Because your fight is supposed to be a mental fight, a fight with your own self."

"Hm… you're saying that a fight between magi is a mental fight, right? I already know that. But still, a fight has to be exchange of blows."

"Geez. Saber will be in trouble if you are like that." Archer looks down at me seriously. In his eyes are things I haven't seen before… real dejection and anger.

"Listen carefully because I will only say this once. Look. Emiya Shirou has no chance of winning if it comes down to fighting. None of your skills will be any use against a Servant."

"…!" That's something Saber said to me. She said that no matter what kind of clever scheme I use, Emiya Shirou has no chance of victory in battle.

"In that case, at least imagine it. If it is an opponent you cannot match in real life, beat it in your imagination. If you cannot beat it yourself, imagine something that you could beat it with. ――After all, that is the only thing you can do."

"Wha―――" I don't know why. But it feels like Archer's words naturally pass into me.

I should not forget those words. I think that what this man is saying is something that should never be forgotten――

"…There is something wrong with me advising someone I need to kill. I guess the kindness of Rin has transferred to me." Archer disappears suddenly. Archer was just supposed to keep watch. I bet he jumped back onto the roof where it's fit for keeping watch.

"…What's with him?" I complain at the guy that disappeared. There's no reply. Ruminating on the words that linger horribly in my head, I feel the cold winter air on my burning body.

…I'm dreaming. It must be because my blood is hot and my body is pulsing. I am reliving the scene I don't need to remember.

It's my oldest memory. At the same time, it is a memory that can't be separated from me. A scene from ten years ago that never goes away, even though I usually never recall it. It's not that I forgot it. It's not that I want to forget it. For me, it is just something that has already happened.

So it's not something I feel pain over. It's not something I feel particularly angry about.

What's past is past. I cannot redo it, nor go back to it. I have escaped from that scene and still continue to live. All I can do is look forward.

…No one told me to. I just vaguely thought like this ever since I was a child. Not forgetting or denying the past. The only way to make use of what has gone away is to acknowledge it―――

"Ah――uh." I wake up because of the burning heat in my body. …How long was I asleep? I guess I fell asleep while feeling the night wind, without returning to my room.

In the dim shed, there's me and―――

"…! Saber…!?" "You have awakened, Shirou. I do not mind you escaping out of your room, but it is slovenly for you to sleep here." ――There is Saber's figure, looking like she wants to complain to me.

"Oh, morning. Well, I was hot last night and went outside, so I guess I fell asleep then."

"I can tell. Please do not worry about excuses, but take more care next time. My position will be in question if my Master sleeps in a place like this."

"Ugh… sorry, I'll try to sleep in my room as much as possible from now on." "If you understand, I am glad. By the way, Shirou. Taiga has been calling for you."

"Fuji-Nee is? What would she want me for?" "It must be about breakfast. It is already past time for breakfast." "Eh――whoa, it's already past seven…!? Damn, I overslept…!"

"It seems so. It is unusual for you to wake up last. Rin's training last night must have tired you quite a lot." Saber analyzes the situation calmly. But I don't have that much composure.

"Sorry for making you wake me up, but could you go back first? I'll change and head to the kitchen too." "Yes. Then I shall try to calm Taiga down as much as possible."

Saber leaves with calm footsteps. But, calm down Fuji-Nee…? Saber has already adapted quite well to the mornings at our house.

I run into the kitchen. Ignoring Fuji-Nee's vilification, I prepare breakfast in about five minutes.

"Sorry to keep you waiting. There isn't much time till school starts, so eat quickly." I put the breakfast onto the table. "Wha――" And then.

"What is this!!?" Fuji-Nee explodes.

"What is this!? There's only toast! Shirou, why is this the only thing for breakfast…!?"

"…Hey now, I slept in, so it can't be helped. There's no time to make anything else. Anyways, a meal with bread is basically just this. We're just missing salad and egg, so there's not much difference."

"Of course there's a difference! Don't the rest of you think so too!?" Fuji-Nee asks Tohsaka and Saber, who are eating silently. But she shouldn't be so optimistic. Those two aren't as greedy as Fuji-Nee is. They won't agree with her.

"…You're right. I'm not Fujimura-Sensei, but I cannot forgive such laziness. I can only consider this an insult to the bread." …Hey, hold on. I thought you don't usually eat breakfast!

"………Sigh." Whoa, what was that sigh that sounded like obvious disappointment!? Did your character change, Saber!?

"See, everyone agrees Shirou is the one at fault. It's decided by majority rule, so go and make a proper breakfast when you've repented your actions." "I can't follow such an unfair match! First of all, you'll be late if I make something now. It's already seven thirty. You won't make it in time unless you run while eating, so I suggest you give up on that idea!"

"It's fine. If I have to choose between being late and being hungry, I'll choose breakfast." "Don't do that! What teacher in the world would do that…!? It's fine, so eat and go to school quickly. I'll tell you this, but I won't be cooking any breakfast other than this."

"Hmmm. Geez, you're diligent in the weirdest places. If you keep talking like an old man, you'll become really old quickly."

"You don't need to tell me. I already have the tastes of an old man because of you, Fuji-Nee." So saying, I start eating my toast. …Well, it's true. There is something desolate about having only toast for breakfast when there's this many people.

The sounds of the shinais echo. The substance of the fight is the same as always.

I attack desperately, while Saber blocks my blows easily and counters with an attack twice as sharp as mine. I manage to block it, attack even stronger, and lose――we are repeating the same match over and over.

"Ha――Haa, haa, hah." I stand still and breathe deeply. Wiping the sweat off my forehead with my arm, I calm my breathing.

"What are you resting for? You would not have given up at this point yesterday. Here, come attack me."

"No――hold on. I need to catch my breath. Let's rest a bit."

"What are you saying? If you will not attack, I will just attack. You do not mind that?" Saber stares at her bad student. But I cannot move my body to my satisfaction, even if she looks at me that way.

"…Sigh. What has gotten into you, Shirou? You are like a different person from yesterday. Your blows that came straight for me were the only thing that amazed me, but I do not feel any power from you this morning."

"…I know that myself, but… I just can't do too well." Well, uh, the situation is too different from yesterday.

"Is the heat in your body still present? But it is no good if your performance decreases just because of that. Please cool down a bit and calm your mind."

"――No. Before that, do something about that thing." I point to the observer by the wall.

"What? Don't mind me and just continue your training."

"……" Tohsaka doesn't understand at all. When she's staring at me like that, I can't concentrate on fighting with Saber.

"You are worried about Rin? That proves even more of your lack of training. "…I understand. In that case, I will make it so that you will not worry about observers." Saber grips her shinai hard.

"Whoa, hold on Saber, my breath isn't――" "There is no problem. You should fix such a problem during battle." Saber disappears from my view.

"――!" The instant I realize this is bad and block my face, Saber's shinai hits me right on my head.

…And so, the training this morning was severe. I wasn't worried about Tohsaka watching after I got knocked out once. As I devoted myself to blocking Saber's blows, it was lunchtime before I knew it.

"But man, Saber really is calm. You didn't even twitch your brow during the whole three hours you fought with Shirou. You don't talk much normally, but it's even more true when you're in a battle. It feels like you're a machine or something."

Tohsaka is in a good mood, I think because she saw me getting beat around a lot. The two are in the living room, resting. As for me, I'm preparing lunch by myself as a punishment for not being serious this morning. …Geez. I want to cut corners and finish quickly by making something like white noodles.

"Machine-like…? I see, I have never been conscious of it, but I may be turning off my emotions while I wield the sword. It must be the same even in training."

"Hmm. Could that be in preparation for holding a sword even though you're a girl? Like, not losing in spirit because you're inferior in physique?"

"That is incorrect, Rin. Being calm is part of readiness for battle, but that should be no different for a man or a woman. Even you should shut down your emotions during battle. You are the kind who is able to."

"Hm… you're pretty direct. Well, it's true, though. But yours is definitely different from mine. I only shut out my generosity. I can't be as objective as you are."

"It seems so. That must be why you are so gorgeous. You keep the elegance of a woman even during battle."

"What, is that sarcasm? I can't beat you in gorgeousness. …I'll admit it since Shirou is way over there, but I was fascinated by your beauty when I first saw you." …No, I can hear you, Tohsaka.

"――You must have been misunderstanding. If my figure looked gorgeous, it must be that my class of Saber looked gorgeous."

"That's not it. I just felt like I've lost as a woman. …I wouldn't have been so shocked otherwise."

"…I am saying that you are mistaken. I have never thought of myself as a woman, and I have never been treated as one. It cannot be true that I am gorgeous."

Saber's comment stops the conversation. "―――――" As I use the kitchen knife, I feel irritated by Saber's comment.

"…I've been wondering for a while, but just what does she think she is?" I take a big swing at the chicken meat. For some reason, I'm getting annoyed.

――I have never thought of myself as a woman

"――Heh. It's none of my business…!" I strike hard at the cutting board with my knife. But doing so doesn't make me feel even one bit better.

"These are today's task. We've got more than yesterday and you seem calmer today, so you should succeed."

I don't know how she brought them here, but Tohsaka brings out about forty lamps.

"I'm going outside. I'll be back in a while, so finish up by then." Saying goodbye, Tohsaka leaves the room.

"――Sigh." Well. Yesterday night was bad, so I should at least succeed at one or two tonight.

"…Phew. Half done, for now." It took me one hour to try "strengthening" on about twenty lamps. Half of them broke, and the other half showed no change. But out of the ones that didn't break, five of them had magical energy successfully channeled into them. All I have to do now is to challenge the twenty that are left, but――

"…… Hold on. Maybe five is enough as a test?" It seems like all the lamps are antiques. I feel bad about breaking any more of them.

"…Hmm." Yeah, I should――

[tex-now]

Hello Lynnie I hope you don't find this disturbing but I wanted to ask you things. What are your favourite tropes? Like if you had a dream fanfic/book what would it be?

Oh my God this is an amazing question holy shit and fuck I don't find it disturbing at all!!

What's that one meme with entrapta and theories. Thats me rn. Ask me anything you want I love answering questions

One word. ROMANCE. anything with romance I am a SUCKER for romance. Anything that can get my heart to melt into mush and make me squeal no matter how many times I rewind a particularly tender scene. that shit is my cryptonite.

I will say though, I only REALLY enjoy romance when there's something else going on along with it, some examples being Miraculous ladybug and cardcaptor Sakura.

On the subject of those two shows, I am a huge fan of anything that has to do with magical girl stuff! Ik miraculous seems more like superhero stuff but trust me it's more magical girl than anything. Those types of stories with characters in cute outfits fighting an evil force in order to bring peace just attracts me like a magnet.

Oh fuck you were asking about tropes not genres. sorry I got a bit off topic ,:3

In terms of genres i can give you a fucking LIST

First Kiss- Fuck fuck fuck I love first kisses. They make me squeal and giggle and make a plethora of embarrassing noises it's just so cute and the payoff after waiting for so long feels so good especially if it's slowburn and i just. Hdjdnsnsn.

Mutual pining - I am obsessed with mutual pining. When they both want to be together SO BAD but they're stupid as fuck so they keep it to themselves like idiots. And then when they realize they both want each other and get together I can scream "FUCKING FINALLY" and have a breakdown (/POS) when they kiss. Yea...

Cuddling & Snuggling- hngb... fuck... am I exposing myself .. the intimacy of snuggling up to another person... feeling the warmth of them... hdnndns....

Bonus points because this one can also be platonic!! Not that the other two can't, but. Yeah.

Queerplatonic Relationship- this one isn't a trope but I love QPRs. Because they're literally whatever you want them to be. And my aroace heart is happy looking at them. If you like ruikasa read our own definition of the sort by wederyed. And all of his other fics too honestly. Anyway. QPRs save me.

Found Family- FOUND FAMILY HAS MY HEART AND SOUL IT IS ALWAYS SO FUCKING SWEET. FINDING A HOME IN SOMETHING UNEXPECTED. BEING RELATED TO SOMEONE IN ALL BUT BLOOD. MY HEART.

bonus points if there's a scene where someone accidentally calls someone "mom" or "dad" or something like that and they explode afterward.

Hurt/Comfort- Save me hurt/comfort.. save me .. there's just. Being able to break down in someone's arms knowing that they're going to hold you and love you through it. Someone to kiss your scars and tell you they they're beautiful. Ew. I'm getting poetic. What are you doing to me/lh

Touch-Starved- FUCCCCCKK touch starved fics fucking ruin me. It's just. Clinging to any and all touch you receive. A hug being enough to make someone stumble. Touch rendering a person, normally unflappable, absolutely bewildered. Fuck. Fuck. I need to stop myself this is getting embarrassing.

Haha. Ha. Don't. Don't preceive me rn

[somecunttookmyurl]

the "i made all this shit for a craft fair i couldn't do because of a rail strike and the organisers woudn't reschedule because they're idiots" sale part 5: cool shit

heart halves/besties (chain necklace, cord necklace, choker, keychain) £8 set

iridescent reindeer (paint detailing on request no charge) £6 each

snail resin (snesin) £6 - 2 available

small trinket box £5 / paw print trinket box £6

set of 14 dominoes (dot detailing finished in colour of your choice) £15

100% cotton sakura face cloth £4 each or 3 for £10. additional colours available see third image

bangles £3 each or 2 for £5

[7ban-sama]

Funniest moment?

sorry this is actually asking so much of me. to pick a singular moment... the manga is sooo funny to me, there's too many to pick from. somehow it really perfectly juggles being artful, romantic... but silly, funny, incredulously unserious. i suppose whatever sense of humor aidairo have, i grock it. i feel like i'm really watching their OCs be idiots together ww and i'm enjoying the ride.

there are entire scenes that really feel like everyone has 0 braincells, too dumb to live (endearing) & then just singular drawings, panels, I really love, little things someone said, i really think about. a lot of the time, me and my wife are just tabbing through the manga and recounting scenes we find amusing...

early manga nene is dumb in such a special way.

i think about her. ahh. impulsive and reckless and desperate lolll... it's both amusing and makes me horny. </3

this moment when she's like. ??? maybe tsuchigomori is... gay-!? SOOO funny what is this emotion. eyes swirl, shakes... she's really thinking about the possibility. scandalous... sensei...

oh yes, i should note, i vastly prefer the broadcast club's dynamic over toilet trio, it can't be beat... what i like about it is you have a kind of split between the more childish members (tsukasa, mitsuba) vs the older ones (natsuhiko, sakura) ; overall natsuhiko and sakura are more chill and can de-escalate things. sakura is well meaning and polite, natsuhiko is chill and friendly and will intervene between squabbles w/o concern (just like, sees tsukasa as misbehaving lol, not scary...) BUT natsuhiko is also, a bit of an idiot and, can be caught up in chicanery, so he can also fluidly slide to being a dummy along with mits and tsu.

i'd say my fav after school boy chaps are featuring broadcast club lol, they're just sooo funny... though, to try and focus on the main series (i'll be here forever if i count after school boy skits...) ; tea party is one of my fav scenes. adding nene to the broadcast club is so good, she plays off of everyone well ww, so it's just one thing after the other. the abducting of nene. the? dressing up of nene, into this crazy outfit. the girlfriend mixup. the fact that we are going to have a sillay little tea party.

"they get along surprisingly well" INDEED... i think they have a better group dynamic than toilet trio (since. kou and hanako are kinda contentious by nature...) you don't have anyone like, competing w/ one another in broadcast club so, i think that's why they're better at working together and accomplish more kfjfhjg...

tsukasa fail at eating, drop muffin. offer muffin to sakura. she decline. yes.

this line. incredibly important.

nene-chan quickly submitting to the comradery of the tea party, venting her woes about hanako, dragging him a bunch here. sakura patiently listening, tsukasa hovering about and pawing at things like a toddler.

honestly as i go through this, it's killing me, maybe this is the funniest moment, IDK, this is the funniest panel ever, i wish i could write an essay about everything being said. HANAKO SAYS WEIRD CRYPTIC THINGS AND HE SEXUALLY HARASSES HER, AND HE IS INCONSIDERATE. UNDERLINED & HIGHLIGHTED... it's so bluntly said by nene-chan i want to cry. and then this image of him standing there like a blithe idiot, like he doesn't know he is on trial rn. IT'S TOO FUNNY ACTUALLY...

tsukasa's precious soul, conveyed.

of ALLLL the ways tsukasa could introduce himself to nene-chan, i love that he'd be like XD teehee! about it *cutesy pose*

this.

and this

~just little enslaved girlie things~

the. natsuhiko being revealed to be chained beside nene drop, is always funny to me, and it really does appropriately take the 'edge' off the situation. you can't feel TOO worried about her, in the ensuing events... with this, guy, here, it's kind of hard to be alarmed when natsuhiko's demeanor is that way.

i wonder if nene-chan is feeling the dissonance between how upset she got / how absurd hearing natsuhiko beside her is. what is happening... why isn't this as serious as i think it should be...

meanwhile this is really encompassing the manga's romances. really. if you think about it.

ah i feel like i need to limit myself from going through the entire manga chronologically actually, it's fair to say i just like scenes like this ⬆ you get the gist.

honorable mention to this amane,

who might be karmically as funny as possible, if he ever was seeking to control time — in a more severe context, to alter his relationship with his younger brother. ah, without such memories, you would be irreverent and admit to wanting to do perverted things, eh...? okay........ good luck with that-!!!!!!!!!!! lol

(tangentially related, in the most recent after school boy, he insinuated that being a cat could lead to a bunch of erotic things happening... but hmm, we already know of a world where amane IS a cat, don't we... and whose lap is he in-? hm hmmm...)

[inkspellangel]

Incorrect Quotes Tag

So both @spuddlespud & @eccaiia have now thrown me into a rabbit hole of incorrect Quotes, and I love them for it!!<3

I'm tagging @writingpotato07 @gokustormofficial22 @andromedaexists @crypticcodexcreations & an open tag!

Fubuki: You're right. Sakura: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?

Fubuki: Please, I'm begging you go to a doctor. Sakura: I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.

Fubuki: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you. Sakura: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule. Fubuki: Absolutely not.

Sandr: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside Yuki: Yuki: Sandr, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn... Sandr: *Sips coffee from bowl*

Alexandr: Truth or dare? Fubuki: Dare Alexandr: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room Fubuki: Hey Casey Casey, blushing: Yeah? Fubuki: Could you move? I’m trying to get to Sakura

Alexandr: Yuki, I'm sad. Yuki: *Holds out arms for a hug* It’s going to be okay. Gikel: Fubuki, I'm sad. Fubuki, nodding: mood.

Alexandr: *Gently taps table* Fubuki: *Taps back* Gikel: What are they doing? Yuki: Morse code. Alexandr: *Aggressively taps table* Fubuki: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

Alexandr: You lying, cheating, piece of shit! Yuki: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD Alexandr: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING FUBUKI WITH ME Gikel, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now.

Alexandr: Rules are made to be broken. Yuki: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken. Fubuki: Uh, piñatas. Gikel: Glow sticks. Kaleb: Karate boards. Rio: Spaghetti when you have a small pot. Alexandr: Rules. Yuki:

Gideon: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity? Fubuki: *turning to Gikel* How tall are you?

Gideon: In my defense, I was left unsupervised. Fubuki: Wasn't Gikel with you? Gikel: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

Gideon: HELP! I TOLD GIKEL I’D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN’T COOK! Fubuki, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?

Gideon: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon? Fubuki: I'm a knife. Gikel, from across the room: They're the little spoon.

Gideon: So, what, now I’m just supposed to do anything that Fubuki does? I mean, what if they jumped off a cliff? Gikel: If Fubuki were to jump off a cliff, they would’ve done their due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Fubuki jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff. Gideon: You jump off a cliff! Gikel: Gladly. Provided Fubuki did first.

[girlbossminerva]

If i'm being honest, i'm not really a fan of JeRza cuz not having grown up with FT or "The Big 4 ship", I'd just find them completely moronic. I kinda don't mind GruVia or GaLe cuz I don't really care for them that much however, I greatly despised NaLu cuz I get the feeling, it will be an abusive relationship where that Natsu would caused so many problems to Lucy to the point of extreme levels of headaches. Lucy deserves so much better than that retard. As for JeRza... I used to hate Jellal but now I don't really care about him, he's kinda just.... there? That ship just wasn't for me. Sometimes I don't understand what Erza sees in him? But truth to be told, I also have a fictional crush on Erza, too. I don't like Jerza cuz they're relatinship feels kinda tiring and kinda boring. Also, they need years of psychological therapy which I never see them do. I really don't like it when Erza changes deamanor wherever she's around that pretty boy. It kinda feels just like when Sakura changes wherever she's around Sasuke(although I hate Sakura). I mean, why ship that when Erza can have so many fun ship dynamics with other characters. But hey, it's just an cartoon/anime/manga. Non of these relationships would work in real life... Although, I could be wrong.

P.S. If I wanna ship Erza with someone, I'd ship her with Denji(Chainsaw Man).(Okay, I'm joking, that's was joke XD)

P.S.2. I'm kinda pissed off when Jellal accidently grabbed Erza's cans as well feeling them. Some people thought it was sweet and funny. As for me, come on! Anybody, could have done that!... Although, I could be wrong.

P.S.3. I kinda get the feeling that some/most people ship JeRza cuz they're both hot and attractive characters.

Hey uh why don't you just make your own post?

Like I'm sorry but idk how to respond to this in a way that's not just telling you to not use the r slur in my blog, and I'm all for criticizing the big four but if you wanna be petty (which is fine, love being petty) just be it in your own blog not in my inbox. Specially when I don't even know you.

Besides I've already touched upon all these points about jerza in a previous ask. And I don't understand how you think nalu would be abusive, for as much as i criticize it, that is in fact one of the few things i don't think would apply to that ship. Is it just because Natsu is a bit of an idiot (only a bit, flanderization has been at work in the manga for a while)? Having a partner who's a himbo and kind of impulsive doesn't mean the relationship is going to be abusive. Likewise, don't understand why you care more about the ways in which nalu could be abusive but you don't mind gruvia which has actual disgusting and toxic behaviors from early on.