#but the prices stay the same 🤪

[asteracaea]

wow the new tour shirts from her website are WAAAY worse quality than the older ones

[unenomainen]

I think i am going to move to a smaller, less expensive city at some point For Real

[seb-reads31]

That Hazbin women confessing feeling fluff was very wholesome and I loved to read it. Could you do a similar idea but for a first date and first kiss? still with a shy reader. Feel free to add the angels if you'd like.

Cautions - SPOILERS FOR SEASON 1, cursing duh, niffty biting you (you'll see lmao), a cringy song reference 🤪,

Genre - fluff

Type - head canons

Comments - Ooooo, this sounds so sweet 🥹🥹 I'm so happy to hear you loved the confessions! Like with the confessions, I'm going to separate the demons and angels into two different parts, I hope you don't mind! (Again, Charlie and Vaggie are best friends in this. Implied fem!reader for Vaggie, and male!reader for Niffty. They may or may not have pronouns mentioned in them, cause I mostly use you/your pronouns for readers) I just now realized I forgot ROSIEEEE which makes me sad 😭 (I'll add her into another part I swear just ask 🙏🙏)

Is this the part where we kiss?

Charlie

- Your first date is gonna be a little rough, but it will be worth it

- However, you might be thinking that Charlie chooses to go to a nice restaurant, or a picnic in the park nearby with the least amount of sinners causing bloodshed and such, but no

- She takes you to LULU WORLDDD (I believe that's the original, and not the Mammon knockoff in greed. Let's also assume it's in the pride ring just in case you imagine yourself as a sinner <33) because she enjoys the rides and games there, and wants your first date together to be full of fun and laughter

- You two are a little awkward at first, like on all first dates, but you both very quickly become comfortable in each other's presence again after 1 ride, Charlie very quickly dragging you away to the next ride

- Several roller coasters, a few carnival games, and some over priced carnival food later and you both reach the haunted house!

- A carnival classic, the tunnel of love 💕

- You both looked at it, and silently agreed to go together, hand in hand, eating parts of your cotton candy

- You both climbed into the swan boat, the ride operator saying "Don't have too much fun, love birds~" then sending you both off into the tunnel, your faces burning from the tease

- You both recovered, just to see all sorts of beautiful art that depicted the classic baby Cupid shooting arrows at humans, making them fall in love

- You both awed at the sites, slowly and subconsciously intertwining your hands together again

- The ride was quite long, so you both chatted, about how much fun you're having, what ride you want to go on next, and how cute this ride is

- Suddenly, your eyes catch Charlie's, her giving you a sweet smile, your conversation forgotten, the both of you too lost in the others eyes to keep it going

- Almost as if you both were thinking the same thing, your eyes darted down to her curled lips, wondering how they would feel against yours

- You both looked back up at each other, and slowly leaned in. Just before you kissed, your lips brush against each other, you hesitating to lean fully in.

- Charlie notices, knowing that she wanted your first kiss to be memorable. She gently squeezed your hand, bringing her other to cup your burning cheek, stroking it softly and giving you the most love filled look you had originally thought you would only see in your dreams.

- When you smiled too, she leaned in again, you following suit, leaned in too, kissing her gently. She smiles into the kiss, so happy you kissed her, that you loved her so much to give her your first kiss, and that she belonged to you, and you belonged to her, heart, body, and soul.

Vaggie

- The extermination was coming up, and you were struggling a little with the actual fighting but refused to just stay inside the hotel during it, wanting to fight alongside your girlfriend

- And she appreciated it, and seeing the determination to learn how to fight the angels burn in your eyes made her feel nostalgic in a way

- And so, your training began! She took you to a quieter part of the land outside of the hotel, away from the cannibals that were still training

- She gave you a small selection of blades to choose from, all of which were made of angelic steel, supplied by Carmilla Carmine (Carbine?). As you looked through the weapons, you decided on [y/w] (your weapon) and raised it up to Vaggie. She nodded, then put the rest of the weapons away, then started explaining the best ways to use your weapon

- As she explained, she did a few examples, and answered any questions you had as you went. Eventually, she handed you the weapon, then asked you to do a simple attack. And you did pretty good! Vaggie gave you a small clap, very proud of her girlfriend. She asked you to do a more difficult attack, but not much harder than the first one. You did okay, just needed to adjust some of your posture

- She walked over to you and started adjusting your posture, nudging your foot to the side, adjusting your hold, then her hands went to your waist

- Vaggie didn't even realize where her hands were until you went stiff, then she looked up at your tinted cheeks and realized what happened

- She almost removed her hands from your waist until you muttered a small "w-wait.." and she also went stiff

- You gently drop the angelic weapon on the ground, then put your hands on her shoulders. A blush creeped on her face as well, realizing how close you both were.

- Vaggie's eyes dart down to your lips, then back up to your eyes, when she realized that your eyes were also looking at her lips

- She smirked slightly, then brought a hand up to brush your hair away from your eyes, her other hand going to the small of your back to pull you in closer to her.

- As she tucked your hair behind your ear, she leaned in slightly, tilting her head. As you got on, your blush became deeper, but you still tilted your head to the side, then your lips finally meet

- As soon as it begins, it ends. A small peck, but it spoke a thousand words from Vaggie. "I will protect you, because I'll be your armor." <3

Niffty (nifty?)

- Again, doesn't do shy guys 😭

- If you were to try and kiss her, this crazy bitch would BITE YOU

- So, in other words, remain 6 feet from her at all times if you value your.. undead life

- Like, I love how crazy she is but she literally KILLED THE ADAM

- You do not wanna test her 😭

Carmilla

- You both had been working hard recently, more shipments are being made, gathering the angelic steel from around the pentagram, and lots of paperwork that needed to be done

- You both could feel your backs dying as they hunched over those mounds of paperwork, however your saving graces showed up from a weapons delivery. Clara and Odette (Carmilla's daughters if you didn't know, I sure didn't) opened the doors to Carmilla's office, and tisking at the tiredness in both yours and their mother's eyes.

- That's how you both got kicked out of your own home and forced into a reservation at a nice restaurant lmao

- You both enjoyed your time there, finally relaxing, letting your hair down (OUT FOR LOVEEE) and joking around. Now, on the way home you held each other's hands, talking about how you needed to pay back Clara and Odette for their kindness in getting you out of the house and taking care of the paper work

- As you both returned, you were giggling happily after a story you told from when you were alive. You entered the front door holding onto each other as you hunched over, holding your stomachs from how much you were laughing.

- You both felt so relaxed, especially you, who had some wine at the restaurant and was feeling less shy about showing Camilla affection, and it showed.

- Your giggles died down as you both looked at each other, slowly leaning, and sharing your first kiss.

- As you part, a blush crosses both of your faces and you look away shyly

- Around the corner, Clara and Odette were silently cheering and giving each pats on the back for their perfect set up

[evan4ever]

Girlll don’t make us wait any longer and write episode 3 of Unlikely Lovers plsssss!!!

(And a smutty one would be the cherry on top ❤️‍🔥)

Unlikely Lovers

Part 3 — part 2 here

Warnings - smutty smut 🤪 unprotected sex, fingering, blowjob, penetration

a/n: honestly can’t believe the popularity this series has 😅 I never intended to make a part 2, yet here I am with part 3 😂. Love it and all of you peeps!! 🫶🏻 also sorry for the length, I always say I’ll keep it shorter but it never happens LOL

Others requesting part 3 minus one or two I already answered

Where’s Unlikely Lovers part 3 girllll??? 🥺🥺

Omg!! Unlikely Lovers pt 3? Do we see this in our future? 🥹🥹

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It was your turn to visit Evan, though instead of going to LA where he lived, he insisted on a trip to New York City. Of course you were more than happy to take a trip with him. No, you weren’t “official” yet, but there was no doubt in either of your minds that that’s exactly what you both wanted — to be together. To be in a relationship.

You spent the last two months FaceTiming, calling, and nonstop texting. Since the day he left from visiting you in Montana until the day you arrived together at the airport in New York. It was a long two months, but it was more than worth it. Evan never had you questioning if you were wasting your time, since you were giving your all to him. In fact, he made it perfectly clear that his intentions were the same and he, too, was giving his all. He reminded you often, not even to your own asking, that he wanted you. And you wanted him more than anything in the world.

“You booked a hotel already?” You raised your eyebrows as if it was a big surprise, even though it shouldn’t be considering hotels booked fast in NYC. Evan chuckled and nodded, turning his phone screen to you to show you the hotel he had chosen for the two of you to stay at. Your jaw nearly hit the taxi floor seeing the luxurious building, quickly recollecting yourself and letting out a breath. “Evan, you didn’t have to book such an expensive hotel? We could’ve stayed at like.. a Holiday Inn or Best Western?” You urged, feeling guilty at the pricing of the hotel and that you hadn’t pitched in, only because Evan wouldn’t let you. He didn’t even want you paying for your own flight tickets but you insisted and you weren’t going to lose, him finally giving in.

“I didn’t have to do anything, I wanted to. I want your first experience in New York to be amazing and nothing less.” He grinned at you, meeting your eyes that were already on him. You dropped your eyebrows slightly and returned a soft smile.

“My first experience will be amazing because I’m here with you.” You assured, laying your head to rest on his shoulder as you both now looked out the taxi window and watched all the tall buildings go by with every pedestrian walking along the streets and sidewalks. You were in complete and utter awe in being in such a place. You had dreamed of visiting NYC one day, you knew it would be magical, but it was nothing compared to how you felt now being here with Evan by your side.

Soon, the taxi came to a stop at the front of the building that Evan had shown you and it looked even more mesmerizing in person. Evan got out and took your hand helping you out next, your eyes wandering to the people taking your bags for you from the trunk. You had never seen a valet in person, only in movies, so that was quite the experience as well. You felt Evan’s hand on the small of your back as he began leading you into the front doors of the hotel, the lobby alone looking like a place only dreams were made of. It was full of people filing in and out, some standing at the Starbucks, others talking in groups. Many dressed professional, like they were on a business trip. You were flooded with an overwhelming sense of insecurity, like you were definitely not meant to be in the presence of some of these people, but feeling Evan move his hand from your back to taking your hand in his and giving it a reassuring squeeze, you finally tore your eyes from those around you and glanced up at him. He looked down at you and gave you a reassuring smile before continuing to the front desk.

You stood patiently and quietly while he gave the clerk your guys’ info, watching as he handed Evan the room keys and directed him in the correct direction of your room. Evan retook your hand in his and once again led you down the hallway, the valet following behind with a cart, your bags placed carefully on it. Up the elevator and down another hallway. Once at your hotel room door, Evan gave you the key and turned to grab your bags while you opened the door, revealing the most beautiful hotel room you’ve ever seen. You walked in with Evan following behind, your mouth agape as you take it all in in complete awe. Evan watched you from behind, grinning ear to ear at your admiration. He wanted nothing more than to give you the best of the best.

“This place is just… wow” you sigh out, walking over to the window and looking out. You were on the 18th floor and everything looked like ants from below you. “This is incredible Evan.” You words came out in a whisper of disbelief.

Evan walked up from behind you, wrapping his arms around your waist and placing gentle kisses up your neck to your ear before resting his chin on your shoulder and looking out the window with you. Goosebumps raised on your skin from Evans gentle kisses, your arms placed around his that were around you.

“It’s beautiful, isn’t it? Almost as beautiful as you.” He spoke against your cheek now, a smile creeping on your lips as you leaned your head into his, turning your face and meeting his lips in a soft kiss, one of Evans hands making its way up and holding your face carefully to him.

When you pulled back just enough to see his face, your smile grew just looking at the beautiful man beside you. “Thank you for bringing me here.” You spoke quietly, Evan only placing a kiss on your cheek and then on your shoulder before stepping away from you and back to your bags.

“There’s so much to do here, so you have any specific places you’d like to go first?” He asks, you walking over to where he was.

You shook your head and shrugged. “I only know of Central Park, from movies.” You chuckle. “Anywhere you want to take me, I’m happy to go.”

He glanced up at you and shot a smile your way before digging through his bag again. You watched curiously until he pulled out a small but long, navy blue box. Your eyebrows furrowed still confused, meeting his eyes when he looked at you.

“I got you something” he stated, walking so he now stood before you. You glanced back down at the box then at him again.

“Evan..” you shook your head, already overwhelmed with what he’s done for you.

“Shh” he grinned, “I wanted to.”

You let out a breath then finally gave him a small smile, looking down as he opened the box and revealed a beautiful diamond heart necklace.

Your eyebrows shot up as you gazed down at the simple yet beautiful necklace, your hand placing itself over your heart. Your teeth bit down hard onto your bottom as your heart pounded like crazy in your chest.

“God, Evan..” you looked back up to him, seeing his famous goofy smile you loved so much. “It’s so beautiful, thank you.” Your hands reached and placed themselves on either side of his face bringing him to your lips again, kissing him much more deeply than the last one. His free hand wrapped around your waist and pulled you into him, your heads tilting opposite allowing you to kiss with more passion.

You honestly couldn’t understand how you got so lucky. One day you were paying for this famous actors coffee thinking he’d never even know it was you who did, and now, you were in New York City with this man, kissing him passionately. The months seemed to be flying by even though the time apart feels like it’s drawn out. You couldn’t ask for anything more than what you have right now.

You pulled back and quickly turned around, pulling your hair from your neck so Evan could latch the necklace around it. His hands felt so soft against the bare skin on your neck as he connected the ends, carefully setting it down against your skin and letting his fingers trace gently down your neck to your back, your backless shirt giving him the access he needed to do so.

Your eyes fluttered shut at the feeling, chills being sent throughout your body. You sucked in a sharp breath when you felt his lips against your shoulder, kissing your bare skin before placing another one below it.

Your breathing deepened as he continued kissing your skin all over, his hands having placed themselves on your hips holding them tightly. You dropped your head to the side so he was able to kiss back up your neck and behind your ear, wanting him now more than ever.

You hadn’t had sex yet, obviously deciding to wait until you had gotten to know each other better. But after the last two months of learning everything possible about the other, you were ready.

“Evan..” you breathed his name out softly, slowly, feeling him hum against your skin as his kisses began placing themselves from your ear up your jaw. “Please” you whisper, your voice shaky from nerves and neediness.

Evan’s grip on your hips tighten hearing your desperation, slight worry that you may not actually be ready like you feel, but also wanting nothing more than to give into your plea.

You feel him pull your hips to turn you around, doing so and looking up at him. His eyes flicker down to the necklace around your neck, loving how it looks on you and turning him on more before flickering back to your eyes below him.

“Are you sure you’re ready?” He says lowly but completely serious. Your gaze shifts from his eyes to his lips, to his clenched jaw then back up to his eyes. Your hands slowly find their way to his cheeks, holding them gently still maintaining eye contact.

“I am.” You confirm, leaning in and placing a gentle kiss it his lips. You hear him suck a sharp breath from his nose as his lips move perfectly against yours, his hands carefully finding their way around you and caressing up and down your waist slowly, as if allowing you to be sure before he moved any faster.

When you didn’t back out, completely ready to give yourself to him, you feel his hands then move down your legs and to the back of your thighs, gripping them and hiking you up in one easy motion. You immediately wrap your legs around his waist, your hands still holding his face to yours while you both deepened the kiss into another passion filled one. Your tongue slips from your mouth and glides across his bottom lip slowly asking for access, his mouth opening to grant it and your tongues colliding against the other for dominance. Though you were eager, you were no match to him, his tongue sliding into your mouth now and tasting every inch of you.

Evan carry’s you carefully over to the bed, lowering you onto and resting above you with on hand holding him up while his other explored your clothed body. Your hands slide down his chest to his torso, lifting his shirt for him to take off, Evan pulling back from your lips and sitting up enough to pull it over his head, tossing it somewhere in the room as he quickly leans down and finds your lips again. Your hands find their way back to his now shirtless body, feeling his warm skin under your touch.

“Sit up” he mumbles against your lips, helping you sit up on the bed, his hands finding the bottom of your shirt while his eyes meet yours silently asking if he could remove it. You lift your arms to grant him his request, feeling his slide your shirt up and over your head. He gazes over your almost bare torso with a smile, your eyes watching him admire your body already.

Your arms reach behind you, unclasping your lace black bra while Evans gaze intensifies, eager to see you bare. You slide the straps of the bra slowly down your shoulders before removing it completely, tossing it aside and looking back up to him. Your body quickly tenses with insecurity, scared that he might not be attracted to what he sees, but he quickly leans back into you and presses a kiss on your lips.

“Beautiful” he breathes out, his hands sliding down your waist gently, reassuringly. Your eyes look up at him through your long lashes, nothing but complete lust filled within them. Your body was trembling ever so slightly from all the nerves you felt, and Evan could feel it under him.

“Is this okay?” He asks quietly, looking sternly into your eyes wanting your complete honesty, ready to make a full stop if you weren’t. But, you only nod, looking between his eyes and leaning your head up to reconnect your lips, carefully pushing you back down against the bed.

You feel his hands make their way down to your legs that were still clothed as his own were, gently massaging into your thighs with his thumbs. You softly buck your hips into him, feeling his bludgeoned against your core and letting out a quiet moan against his lips, causing him to let out his own moan that drives you insane.

His hands quickly unbutton your pants, you lifting your hips for him to slide them down your legs painfully slow. You watch as he pulls them off and begins placing open mouthed kisses back up your legs, the ache between your thighs growing with every touch. You let your head fall back against the bed, your eyes fluttering shut feeling him slide your panties down next, his hands taking ahold of your knees and carefully spreading them. Once again feeling slightly insecure being completely bare and vulnerable to him, you control your heavy breathing and allow his hands to slide up your thighs gently, so close to where you need him the most.

Finally, his thumb presses against your clit making you suck in a sharp breath at his touch, holding it in as he begins rubbing slow circles over it.

“F..fuck” you stutter out, your hands flying to your head and holding your face in them, completely withering in his every move. Evan glanced up at you, the way you hold yourself and the sounds you make for him making his dick throb through his jeans. He bites onto his lip and looks back down at your pretty, wet pussy in front of him, groaning at the beautiful sight. Continuing his thumb movements, he uses his middle finger from the same hand and slides it into you, smiling at your long moan. As he begins pumping it in and out of you, his other hand moves up placing itself on your abdomen and pressing your body down against the bed denying your body from the bucking it had began doing and adding more pressure onto your heat helping your climax build.

“God.. Evan” you moan, lifting your head to watch the picture in front of you, seeing Evan working on your pussy so effortlessly and beautifully. The sight alone could’ve made you cum, but you held it in, wanting to reach your orgasm with him inside of you. Sucking in and letting out a few more shaky breaths, you reach for Evan, grabbing his arm and pulling him back up and onto you. You quickly reach down and fumble with his jeans, eager for them to be off. He helps undo his buttons and wiggles them down his legs, his boxers following. Your eyes immediately land on his boner, clenching your pussy at the sight. Your eyes look up to Evan’s as you reach out and wrap your small hand around him, watching his eyes flutter shut as you begging stroking gently. Seeing him melt in your touch gives you a new sense of confidence, leaning yourself up and licking a strip from the bottom to the tip.

“Fuck… yes” Evan groans, his hand resting against the side of your head for support as you take all of him into your mouth. You bob slow at first, looking up so you could watch his face, his eyes already on you, and allowing yourself to begging bobbing faster. Your hand rests on his stomach, sucking his dick so perfectly that his legs began shaking from under him, his hold on your head tightening and strings of long, deep moans escaping from his beautiful mouth. You pull back and suck on his tip, paying extra attention to the sensitive spot and feeling him tensing up.

You were determined to make him cum right there, but he pulled your mouth from him and let out a breath, light chuckles leaving his mouth as you looked up at him with a pout.

“I wanna cum from that perfect pussy of yours” he said, his voice deep and eager as he lifted you further onto the bed and placed himself between your legs. He took ahold of his dick and slid it through your folds a few times, both of your eyes fluttering shut from the sensation.

“Fuck me” you breathe out, and Evan doesn’t hesitate to line himself up and allow his dick to slide inside of you slowly, looking up to your face for assurance that you give with quick nods, wanting him to continue. He pulls out before reentering, groaning at how perfectly wet you are for him, making it so easy to fuck you.

As he pulls out and slides back in, his head falls onto your chest, one of his hands gripping tightly onto your hip. Your mouth falls open with each deeper thrust, head falling back in pure ecstasy at the perfect tempo.

“So fucking good” he groans against your skin, opening his eyes to find one of your tits and taking your already hardened nipple into his mouth, a moan-muffled yelp from you at the surprise and new feeling and feeling your hand against the back of his head encouraging more. His other hand reaches up and plays with your other nipple, pinching and rubbing his thumb over it and listening to the sounds you make in response.

After a few more thrusts, he removes his mouth from your nipple and leans back, grabbing your legs and resting them over his shoulders so he could fuck you deeper, thrusting hard into you and hitting that perfect sweet spot.

“Yes, oh god.. don’t stop” you encourage him, his thrusts speeding up at your words. You could feel your climax building again, your hands finding your face again as it grew closer. “Fuck Evan I’m gonna cum” you nearly shrieked out, only making Evan slam into you hard repeatedly wanting to make you cum all over his dick.

“That’s okay baby, let it go… cum for me” he encourages, his words sending you over the edge and your thighs attempting to squeeze together but to no avail with Evan between them. You arch your back as your orgasm floods through your body, releasing on his dick while he continued thrusting into you closing in on his own orgasm.

He watches your body react to the way he keeps fucking into you, your trembling legs and heavy rising and falling chest finally sending him over the edge. He thrusts once more before pulling out and pumping his dick while he cums onto your stomach, his head falling back and your eyes on his dick watching as he cums all over you.

You suck your lip into your mouth, biting down onto it while he strokes his dick coming down from his own orgasm, your eyes flickering up to him and watching his face scrunch up before relaxing, his eyes opening to meet yours. You press your lips into a smile, his copying yours as he leans down and connects your lips again, much more gentle this time.

“That was so..”

“Perfect” he finishes for you, grinning down at you before pressing a kiss to your forehead.

“Perfect.” You nod, agreeing with him. You wrap your arms around him into a hug, his arms sliding under your body and wrapping you up against him.

You both lay there embracing the other for some time, listening to his breaths slow and feeling his pulse calm down. You nuzzle your face into his neck, kissing the skin softly.

“Do you want to go out?” You hear him ask, smiling against him.

“Mhmm” you hum, breathing in his scent before loosening your hold on him. He presses another kiss to the side of your head before he stands to his feet, walking over and grabbing a towel before returning to you and wiping his cum from your stomach, cleaning you first before he cleans himself. You smile at his choice of aftercare, your stomach bursting butterflies at how gentle and caring he was.

“I think I know the perfect place to go” he grins to you before turning and finding his clothes, pulling his boxers up before his jeans. You sigh, so happy and fucked out, sitting up in the bed and admiring Evan as he dressed.

“Where might that be?” You question. He looks back at you and shrugs playfully, walking over to you.

“You’ll just have to wait and see” he says quietly, leaning down to kiss your lips again, your lips smiling through it against his.

“Okay..” you sigh again, breathing in a deep breath before standing from the bed, finding your clothes and going to the bathroom to wash up first.

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[missbunnybunny]

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Do you or anyone you know happen to know a Widow? Is so call 1-800 how is the fucking did the tv catch fire? I left for one minute, how?? You might just be entitled to compensation.

Widow is just a warning all on herself. That's my warning for yall.

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Author-san: Yes, hello police? This one right there, arrest her. Why?, cuz she belongs in a Psychword no questions asked.

Dispatcher: Alright, will be there in 10.

Widow: y que te hice?- what did I do?-

*Author-san pointing it out*:

Why?

Widow: see, this time it wasn't me and cómo diablos pasó eso?-how the fuck does that happen? -

Widow: also in my defense, it's fucking Walmart?! That shit is normal!

Author-san: mmm...bueno. -fine-*not fully trusting her*

Widow would 100% use the excuse that " she to cute for jail."

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Widow: look everyone i found a new pet!

The pet:

Ghost: no.

Soap: Why is it runn' like that? No! Stay awayyyy!! * runs away*

Gaz: come to florida they said. It'll be fun they said. Fuckin' florida man Disney typa shit.* shaking his head in disappointment*

König: maus......* his having a internal heart attack*

Widow: his cute. Can i-

Price: no, put it back where you found it. * growing rapid grey hairs, every time Widow does this type of shit.*

*Florida people this a normal day*

* other states and countries, Florida what drugs are you taking????*

*Yup folks, this is the daily life of poor 141. F in the chat for this poor man.*

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*Everyone having normal thoughts*

Widow:

* the second one is a mood honestly*

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*Gaz and Widow having fun while on cleaning duty*

*Widows fav song comes on*

Widow: my song is onn!

Gaz: haha. Well ya having fun dancing.

Widow: yup.

*Widow starts singing*:

Money, money, money

Must be funny

In the rich man's world

Money, money, money

Always sunny

In the rich man's world

Ghost: well, that explains a lot.

Soap: huh?

Ghost: when i asked her to join, she asked how much it paid.

Soap: Ah!

Widow: money, makes the workd run boys. And if am gonna retire, I best get paid a pretty penny.

*In the background*

All the things I could do

If I had a little money

It's a rich man's world

It's a rich man's world

A man like that is hard to find, but I can't get him off my mind

Ain't it sad?

And if he happens to be free, I bet he wouldn't fancy me

That's too bad

So I must leave, I'll have to go

To Las Vegas or Monaco

And win a fortune in a game. My life will never be the same

Widow: money is second to könig anyways.

König 😳: maus.. your 1st on my list.

*Widow goes back to her madness🤪*

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Author-san: Widow may have some screws lose and most likely be more unhinged than ever. But one thing is true she got her priorities DAMN STRAIGHT.

Thank you, everyone, for the love on my other posts 🙇🏽‍♀️.

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[snallavanta]

vernon bias is SO RARE to find i swear but ww being the most sought after in sg honestly im not even surprised and gyu too

OH but i have a theory behind it too i cant explain why but i think bc ww is like the closest to sg guys which is why hes so popular among sg carats bc it's like someone theyre familiar with in that sense idk what logic this is but thats the vibe that i have lmaoooo

where my fellow sg vernon bias at like ,,, somedays it's a win for me bc some of his pcs are so easy to get/much cheaper but at the same time if i have dupes it's so hard to clear yknow what i mean

(gonna stay on anon for the time being hehe i'll just be your fellow sg vernon bias anon!)

oh for sureee. i literally had the same thoughts as you. it definitely makes sense that ww fits the sg guys “look” which appeals to many sg carats. but that is honestly such a funny comparison to make because if ww was walking down the streets, i would not think that he was any regular sg guy 😭

i personally have not met another sg carat besides my sister so my data on the popularity of each member is quite limited LOL but i was surprised to hear that vernon is not a popular member in general too? (not to be dramatic but it kinda broke my heart ngl sldjsk)

i don’t want to get into pc buying because i fear if i start buying them, the thrill might continue. i already have a problem with albums where i keep buying them one after another….. but yeah, the great thing about having a less popular bias is cheaper pcs. i could get a stroke seeing the prices of the scoups & mingyu pcs… anyway if you have any dupes you want to get rid of, you can always hmu 🤪

anyway, are you watching/ have watched the svt movie? what did you think about it?

[ener-lol]

the day i did meth

yeah, forget about my “notes” from the previous entry. I had no idea what I was in for.

okay, so... I read a lot about different substances and comparing my experience with the information I gathered, I'm fairly convinced that what we consumed was meth.

of course, without testing the pills themselves, there is no certainty, but I'm 100% sure that whatever is in those pills is not MDMA.

now, my experience.

I felt the pills hit quickly, but very subtly. as time progressed, the effects became exponentially stronger. once you get to the high, it's incredible. everything feels like it's perfect and shiny. you can stay awake forever, and bust out your best dance moves, and have incredibly complex and long conversations, and also come up with jokes and quips at lightspeed, and laugh anywhere like a maniac. also, you have no appetite at all.

it feels a bit like shrooms, but instead of having an emotional or spiritual component, it feels like your brain is working faster and harder to make everything feel better. that's the good part, and it's really fucking good.

now, THE BAD PART...

we took the pills at 2am.

first, in the club, i didn't quite feel paranoid, but I didn't want anybody near me. i was super uncomfortable because everyone kept bumping into me. when you're on MDMA, you're supposed to feel this sense of community and love for those who surround you. I didn't. I wanted all these people to keep their fucking distance. also my mouth got really dry and I had to start drinking lots and lots of water (which can actually be dangerous!)

when we got back to Alfonso's apartment at around 5am, the hours passed on and on and on and we just couldn't come down, we couldn't stop talking, and we couldn’t sleep!!! this thing kept us awake all night long. it was truly mind blowing to realize that, with the right substance, you can talk for 7 or 8 hours straight with someone, and never run out of things to say or even lose a single idea.

at around 11am, we went out for breakfast and sat in a park bench. I was still high as fuck, and we were talking and laughing maniacally about everything that was going on at the park. people were staring because we were clearly out of our minds.

at the same time, something in me started to warn me about this feeling being too good to be true; I knew I had hacked my brain into thinking that reality is so much brighter than it actually is. I kept having fun, but in parallel I started to get ready for the price I would have to pay.

I got home at around 1pm (about 11hrs after the first dose) and I was still totally fucked up. I was so accelerated, I had the most extreme shower of my life. then, I went to pick up my dog from the neighbor, who was watching him while I was gone, well, um... doing meth 🤪

next, at around 3pm, I tried to shut the blinds and get some sleep, but I couldn't. I managed to stay perfectly still and quiet for an hour, but I couldn't get to REM. I woke up, ordered some snacks and finally had something to eat after about 20 hours of fasting,

then, at 7pm, I had what felt like a horrible withdrawal episode, and started pacing around the room talking to myself out loud, trying to make some sense out of the whole experience. I was absolutely ON EDGE, again, a full 17 FUCKING HOURS after my first dose.

lately I've been in a good place in my life, so it was the right time to have this experience. I say this because I can totally imagine that someone who is going through a rough patch could try this shit out, have their mind blown, and immediately get hooked on it.

reading other people's experiences, what I learned about meth is that you can keep having more and more and more and stay in that zone indefinitely, and then it takes over your fucking life. this shit is really dangerous.

so, to summarize... I would say that the high of being on meth is amazing and unlike anything i've ever experienced, but I wouldn't ever want to face the consequences of using it again and I don't think anyone should even touch this shit.

I finally decided to have 20mg of clotiazepam and 150mg of pregabalin and pray that this fucking cocktail will allow me to sleep through the night.

this day has been absolutely fucking crazy. i will never forget it.

[nientary-1832]

No more fanart for now, just some anti-war leaflets. I don’t have a printer and going to a copy center would be dangerous, so I have to make them with my own hands (alas, leaving my fingerprints everywhere). I’m pretty sure I was followed by two cars while pasting them up 🤪

(Attacked

Ukraine / Czechoslovakia and Poland

Under a pretext of protecting

Russians/Germans

Putin dishonours Russia)

(They bombed Kyiv

early in the morning when people were sleeping

Putin dishonours Russia

Patriots, don't stay silent)

(“We will go to heaven and they’ll just bite the dust”

© Putin V. V. about a nuclear war

Will you wait quietly?!

Come out)

Apparently this kind of art makes me a criminal. In Russia, where everyone is pompously lectured since kindergarten about the horrors of war and the sacrifice of our people during the World War II. My great-grandmother survived the siege of Leningrad. She was a doctor who saved many lives while being bombed and literally starving. Luckily, she died two years ago, so she doesn’t have to know about the new Hitler, born in the very same city she’d helped save.

Here’s the deal.

- Telling any uncomfortable truth about the war might get you 15 years in prison. We can’t even call it a war. They are literally telling us war is peace!

- Providing any help to Ukraine = 12 to 20 years (this is “high treason”).

- Participating in protests = up to 6 years in prison. To put that into perspective, beating your wife will just get you a fine.

- The government has already threatened to reinstall the death penalty.

- Many people detained for protesting are brutally beaten, girls are threatened by rape.

- Some of the last independent media have been destroyed this week.

- Yesterday cops were visiting homes to carry out searches and/or discourage people from taking part in today’s protests.

- Reportedly, children’s services threatened a family to take away their adopted child for signing an anti-war petition.

- People are expelled from universities and fired from their jobs for protesting or just speaking out against the war.

- Many people are leaving the country. Prices of the tickets have skyrocketed, so you have to be pretty well-off to afford them, and it feels like everyone with any power to do good is abandoning us.

- Personally, I wasn’t cautious and did something worth 20 years of prison. I have no money and nowhere to run.

- The whole country is officially cancelled. Some sanctions will help us bury this regime, but some others are cruel and counterproductive. For example, we’ll have no foreign medicines, so basically no decent medicines at all. This will hit people with disabilities, mental disorders and chronic diseases. Many will die. I’ve barely managed to find one pack of my antidepressant and it’s likely the last one in my life. Something’s wrong with my joints or probably nerves. Walking hurts. Whatever it is, I won’t get any help now.

- Why take away pet food? My cat needs special food because of renal insufficiency. He’ll probably die without it.

- Cutting us off from services like Paypal is affecting creators, some of the most free-thinking people out here. Ironically, Paypal was the back-up that allowed many people to protest against the war despite the risk of being fined and/or losing their jobs.

What next? I dunno, anything might happen. By attacking Ukraine Putler has obviously made a fatal mistake and shot himself in the foot. It really feels like his end is close. The question is how long the agony will last and how many people he’ll take with him.

Tomorrow we could wake up in a free country or in North Korea. That is, if we wake up at all. All the civilized world apparently expects us to overthrow Putler, which might or might not happen. There are many people poisoned by years upon years of militaristic propaganda. Others are in denial, or too frightened, or burnt out to the point of being dead inside. You could put a stick up their asses and they’d be like: “This is fine, I’ll get used to it”. They are actually proud of their "flexibility" and "survival skills". I don’t know if they will come around when they have nothing to eat. Many of us young(ish) people are screaming ourselves hoarse to get through to our parents and it’s like talking at walls.

I wasn’t prepared for this reality where you have to be a hero to be a decent person, where you have to become a martyr or the whole world will shame and despise you. I just wanted to be an artist. I’m not asking for pity, though. I’m just asking you, whoever reads this, not to dehumanize us. I actually cried from gratitude while listening to some of the European politicians who emphasized Putler is not Russia. He’s not. We are. I want you to know there are people in Russia who care about justice, freedom, human lives and rights. We will never forgive him.

Even if the protests stop, please don’t think we’re done, we’ll just find quieter ways of resistance and sabotage. All of our futures have been stolen, all of our dreams are dead and MURDERS are being commited in our names. That’s not something we can accept or patch with fandom stuff. Many of us are thinking about killing ourselves if Putler’s regime survives, but we will not – because we want to see him lose his money, his friends, his freedom and his life. I refuse to die while that botox rat lives. I will keep going. One day I'll sing and dance and piss on his grave.

Peace for Ukraine, freedom for Russia and Belarus, death for Putler.

[papirouge]

"These dead kids? It's a sad but a small price we pay to keep our god given rights" I was told that.. to my face. By my dad. Guns are loved over babies. I'm really lost right now and feeling so sick and shaken

I've called out this madnesss since a while now.

"god given rights" lmao they are literally admitting their guns are their idols. These people genuinely think America is Godly or anything when its forefathers owned slaves and were Freemasons... Truly delusional.

What's next? USAmericans are the nu Israelites ? 💀

It's really fascinating to the the theatrics of gun idolaters right now. They're now shifting all the blame on the police (which indeed messed up big time) and argue that putting a retired veteran gunman in every school or straight up removing gun free zone would've made none of this to happen...

Word? Did every masss shooting happen in gun free zone? 🤔 Where were these brave armed American patriot citizens to stop these mass shooters? Why is there still so much criminality in America when there a more guns than citizens? 🤔

America has this weird superhero complex, thinking that people owning guns would magically turn into saviors willing to sacrifice their own life when confronted to a menace or mass shooters 🤡

"wHy wOuLd yOu tRuSt tHe pOlIcE tO prOteCt yOu aFtEr wHat tHeY dId uVaLde?"

1) interesting🤔 I remember that the same distrust about police has been brought up by plentiful of Black people a few years ago and the same White conservatives (currently whining against Uvalde police) laughed at them and bragged about #standingwithBluelives🙃

I guess it's a glo up to finally realize the police isn't above reproach now that they've shown such an outstanding incompetence (which price was dead kids unfortunately....). But at least we have the definite proof their defense of #Bluelives was coming more from a pathological willingness to shut down Black activism rather than a genuine pro police stance. Criticizing the police has suddenly become okay as soon as it started to benefit them = shifting all the blame to the police for poorly handling this shooting rather than the existence of mass shooting in the first place (bc it would threaten the legitimacy of gun carrying for anyone, which is unacceptable for gun idolaters you know? 🙃)

2) "Switzerland too has many guns and no mass shooting!!" Yeah and unlike USAmericans Swiss are civilized and well behaved. They don't have an epidemic of mental illness and drug abuse too, so that may explain that. Don't you ratchet USAmericans ever dare comparing yourselves to Swiss people lmao

Beside, Switzerland doesn't have an army and the responsability to defend their country abide to citizens. It's totally different from American owning guns to play superhero and constitutional fetishism. If guns fixed crimes & helped building a more civilized society, America, with all its guns, still wouldn't be plagued with as much criminality as it currently does.

3) "France has more death by mass shooting than America"🤪 *says the person literally using TERRORIST ATTACKS to screw stats* how any more dishonest & desperate does one has to be to argue exceptional events such as terrorism (that didn't happen in years!! and hopefully stays that way) was remotely the same as weekly shootings..... Terrorism isn't endemic in french society to the point of french kids having shooting drills at school...

4) "well I guess it's time to ban knives too🤪"

Knives main purpose isn't to hurt/kill people, I hope it helps. And if knives are as dangerous as gun, I want EVERY MARINE to drop their guns and start battling with sword and knives - old style. You idiots will quickly understand why guns are on a whole different level of lethality & dangerousness compared to knives.

[odputra]

#HighlandExpedition2022 & #BirthdayVacation2022 | @ Annapurna Base Camp (A.B.C), Annapurna, Ghandruk, Nepal | 2-13th June 2022 . #ABCHikingTrip2022 | Day 09 | Hiking Down from Bamboo to Jhinu & Bus Ride from Jhinu to Pokhara . #TravelInfo #HikingInfo Day 09 it's our last hiking journey from Bamboo to Jhinu. While passing through Lower Sinuwa, there was a Mule Riding service provided. So, @samsiahabdulrahman_ took the first mule riding from Lower Sinuwa to Lower Chomrong at a price of NPR 1500. Later I took the ride from Lower Chomrong to Upper Chomrong at the same price. This mule riding was an amazing experience because the tracks were up and down and they were all stairs not on flat land. Then the hiking down continues from Upper Chomrong to Jhinu Danda. Later the scary and bumpy bus ride from Jhinu Danda to Pokhara takes place. Another 1 night stay in Pokhara before heading back to Kathmandu. End of our hiking journey guys... 🥲 . #TravelTips 1. In order for you to get a very cheap price for the mule riding, your porter need to do the bargain. So we were lucky because my great porter managed to reduce the price from NPR 3000 to NPR 1500 for 1 time ride. 2. The service of the best Biryani in Pokhara was super slow, therefore you need to place your order as early as before the peak dinner hour. 3. Ask local for the best and lively night club in Pokhara. Kings Lounge was awesome some how. Kahhh 🤪 . Music Credits: Samsung Free License; In Style . PS: Kindly ignore all my grammatically errors while I was doing the impromptu voice over. . #oDInNepal #Travel #Vacation #Trip #Wanderlust #WonderfulPlaces #GoExplore #Summer #Landscape #Nature #Hiking #MountClimbing #MuleRiding #BusRide #oDputra #oDTravel #Bamboo #JhinuDanda #Pokhara #Ghandruk #Nepal #SouthAsia #Asia (at Ghandruk) https://www.instagram.com/p/CfQS9PKB_Yf/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=