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working out puppy logistics and I think it's going to happen
#currently vibrating with excitement#there are a couple obstacles#mainly the fact that im. not ready. like right now#but shes willing to hold the puppy for me#as long as i pick him up and keep him for at least weekends until i can bring him home permanently#but shes 6 hours away#so i think i might just see about taking him every other week#for my short work weeks#that way i don't have to drive back to back so much#and i get more pubby time
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Besties give me a diplomatic phrasing to communicate "if I leave for the evening and tell you roughly when I'll be back and text 20 minutes before I'm home on your request, please be done having screaming sex by the time I'm home"
#this is the third time i've walked in and like#ok to be fair i said before they got married that i wouldn't be uncomfortable if they're not uncomfy with me hearing#but i feel like that's a fair boundary to change#esp given. the screaming#i just need the words to say that a) minimize awkwardness#b) avoid the implication that i'm trying to curtail their sex life#i'm happy for them to have sex! that isn't audible from the front porch!!!#i guess the other part that feels weird is the whole point of spending nights away is so they can be comfortable having sex#without me around#which is a huge drain on my energy and sleep and time management and heck even gas budget#but if they're totally fine having sex when i'm out of the house for an hour as on book club night?#and if they wait til i'm on my way home after being gone for 4 hours?#why am i doing that??#i'm SORRY i'm talking so much about my roommates having sex#it's very present in my life#just be glad you follow me now and not 6 years ago when i lived with julie and she picked up trevis on tinder#and had him over across the hall from poor little fresh out of evangelical college me#(yes trevis. pronounced like crevice. or trellis.)
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#kirby#daily kirby#my art#digital#hal laboratory#nintendo#it was a hard day today.#sometimes you just gotta cry for an hour about requiring significant assistance to do basic stuff that you don't actually have help with rn!#(my wife is working 6 12s at a job we had to move across the country for)#(which means 1 she is *exhausted* at *all* times and struggling to even meet her own needs)#(and 2 our other partner and all our family and friends are. multiple days away by car. so they can't come help.)#it's getting hard to even stick leftovers in the microwave for myself but no one else is able to cook for me.#it sucks.#(we're moving again in june because this was a 1-year position from the beginning)#(and the idea is for our other partner to move in with us which will help a lot)#(plus my wife should be switching to a reliably 5-day week at that time)#(but we don't know where we're going for another month and a half.)#(so we can't really do any groundwork or anything to make that happen.)#(and having zero agency other than sitting and waiting and getting worse alone Really Sucks!)#I guess this is a bit of a secret part two to yesterday's meducation lol#favorites
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mk.gee tonight i'm scared :))))
#why did i agree to go to a concert 2 hours away from me on a work night like i'm some kind of carefree 20 year old?#i am ancient. mummy-esque. if i get less than 6 hours of sleep i crumble into dust.#also this will be my first 'real' concert in probably six years so that's making me panic a little#(and by 'real' i mean like a gen admission indoor venue that i have paid money to be in for the sole purpose of seeing an artist)#(aka the situation that makes me THE MOST SCARED)#(ladies is it a dealbreaker if she starts quietly reciting the litany against fear during the show)
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Hey so I've been *eating up* your TDP au and I looove everything you've made for it!! (The fact that I've finished season 6 yesterday is not helping aaaaa)
May I ask if Valka joins the party? Is she around?
AAAAAAA thank you thank you! Im so glad you enjoy it! It is my current brainrot and i have so many ThoughtsTM about it
And Valka is around......somewhere...... in Xadia.......
When she still lived in Berk she believed that peace was possible with the elves and dragons and did everything she could to convince anyone that they were not bloodthirsty monsters they had to fight. But of course no one believed her.
And so when she got taken by a dragon, after defending it and saving it's life during a raid, she figured that maybe Berk was hopeless and decided to stay in Xadia. (is this a flawed decision?? oh 100%. This action will have consequences in the future ;D)
And now 18 years later, she lives in the Uncharted Forest, helping and healing injured creatures and dragons and giving them a safe haven to reside in. She doesn't get many visitors, mainly because of the boundary spells that are set around her home, but she does get visits from her Sunfire elf friend who drops by from time to time to fill her in on things and ask for her help.
Recently though he's been trying to figure out what's been causing a corruption in the creatures of the region, and asked for her to keep an eye out for anything strange. Aside from that, the only other news Sandy has to share is that there's been a Sunfire elf terrorizing Berk. How strange. :)
#THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE ASK SBOOCHI#Appreciate yooouuu!! <3#heh got a little carried away with my rambling but oh well!#Valka is a part of the plot and does play a role in it#She's a passing mention to Hiccup and he's a passing mention to her but they dont know it's each other??#and hooo boi when they reunite??? OHOHOHOH#THERE'S GONNA BE SOME SHIT#I love Valka so much she's a fantastic character. and she's so flawed. i really want to get into that#especially when her and Hiccup meet again and start to build a relationship#OH ALSO?? SEASON 6 OF TDP??? LIKE EXCUSE ME????#WOT#IT WAS SUCH AN INSANE SEASON MY GOD#LITERALLY was processing what i watched a few good hours after i finished like holy SHIT#i need season 7 i gots to know what happens next#but goddamn did season 6 give me more ideas for this au!!#I HAVE SO MANY THOUGHTS#ask#valka httyd#sboochi#the dragon prince au#thanks again for the ask bud!
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#currently on the worst road trip of my whole entire life! well. i don't want to jinx it lmao but#today i popped TWO TIRES at once in the middle of the Katy Freeway in Houston TX (the widest highway in the US; 26 lanes btw)#managed to make it over to the shoulder without DYING but then had to sit there for like an hour? and panic called a tow truck because duh#I know how to change a tire but I was – again ��� sitting on the shoulder of the widest freeway on the continent so#anyway I called a tow; a guy showed up. I assumed it was the tow! turned out it was not. but he helped me put on the spare and then was lik#“follow me to my shop I can do the tires for you” and I was like okay! 👍 but then the ACTUAL tow called me and I realized this was#just a random guy (very nice up to that point but then I got scared about following him to a secondary location?) and so I didn't lmao#I just kept driving and didn't follow him but the guy on the phone was then mad at me because I wasn't where I said I would be because#AGAIN – I thought the original guy WAS the tow company that I called? but anyway guy 2 on the phone was like “YOU OWE ME $200!!!!”#and I said for what? also how would I pay you? and he tried to get me to cash app him lmao?? I didn't. I hung up on him#he called me like 6 more times yelling at me until I finally just blocked his number 💀#however NOW at this point I'm driving on one spare tire and one rapidly-flattening second tire and I still have 3 hours left to get where#I was going for the night and to top it all off I'm in the middle of a city I've only been to one time before? so I manage to get to a hote#like a nice-ish one where I'm like “okay if I get stuck here this won't be the end of the world”#because keep in mind today is a national holiday so basically everything is closed!!!! btw!!!!!#but eventually I'm sitting there and it's literally 100F outside and I remember oh right lol I have car insurance which pays for a tow#(a normal one; not a random one I panic-found on google who calls me screaming at me to cash app him $200)#so anyway I call my insurance and the guy on the phone is very nice and is like “it's okay; we'll have someone to you in 45 min”#and I'm like okay. OKAY. 🙌💪 I am a strong independent woman who is figuring this out and no longer on the side of the highway#but instead in a nice calm neighborhood and all I have to do is wait 45 min and everything will be okay#one hour goes by. I call back. get redirected to the tow company that was dispatched. guy says oh! is my guy not there yet?#I say no. he says okay – I'll have him call you. hangs up.#okay. 20 more min go by. guy finally calls me. says “I'm 20-25 min away” at this point I've been waiting about an hour and a half#I say. okay? okay. 30 more minutes go by. I try to call the guy back. straight to voicemail. three more calls. three more no answers.#I call my insurance back. sit on hold for 15 min. eventually get put through to a different person who's like “okay let me check on him”#get put on hold. eventually she comes back and says “okay he says 15 minutes” I've been waiting over 2 hours at this point. I have to PEE#I just... burst into tears. on the phone with this poor random woman from Geico Insurance. I'm bawling my eyes out.#she was trying to get claim info from me but I'm crying so hard she's like “oh baby no. okay. okay. we can get that from you tomorrow.”#when you cry so hard that even the insurance company is like “you know what we're just going to let this one slide”#anyway guy eventually shows up. he's very nice even though I hate him a little for being so late. he drives me to an OPEN TIRE SHOP
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when you’re just trying to do your religious rituals early on in the morning but your housemate is the loudest person in the entire world and you can’t go two seconds without getting interrupted by a loud clammer or humming
#like it’s 6 fucking am what are you doing to make all this noise#i texted her about it an hour ago and she hasnt seen it yet i don’t think#me and my other two housemates get woken up by her every single fucking day too#she’s also the one that tbh i do not feel safe around#there’s a reason why i lock my door!! and never take showers when it’s just the two of us home!!!!#it’s getting to the point where i’m blocking my schedule in a way to stay tf away from her#i. should probably speak to my RA about all of this. now that i’m ranting about it
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it's been nearly 6 months since the ted lasso finale and im still pretty much:
#ted lasso#messing with us tedbecca shippers and giving rebecca some rando...ruining a canon ship...trying to girl boss a character-#-who you didn't even let have her own work plot when it was time...#making two men who had a beautiful relationship growth fight last minute over said girlboss and making them grossly misogynistic#leaving one of your characters in an ab*s*ve relationship was an awful woman and all the mentioned ab*s*ve moments were-#-just for sh*ts and giggles#ohhh and also making it mandatory to forgive even the sh*tty people when it's ok not to#taking your lead away from a place he was most stable and maybe or maybe not having him get back with his ex who told him he was too much..#-got with their therapist (and you never dig deep into that mess) and maybe cheated...#yes to be with his son but there were options for him to stay in london and bring his kid and ex so they could both parent or show a-#representation of these kind of situations and maybe have henry living with each parent 6 months each and getting the best of both worlds#also your boss is more rich than she started and was providing for you your kid and ex#instead we get ted only deciding to leave after his mother told him his kid missed him (as if that isn't obvious) such a weak way to go-#-about it and tbh ted leaving his kid far away to go to london instead of like half an hour way is kind of stupid all round really#they wanted a mary poppins situation except mary poppins made some roots of her own and had connections so it didn'twork#yeah i am still...feeling a lot
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something something down by the river
yeah i could draw something other than two characters gazing at each other with utter heartsick longing but I know what i'm about son
#beware the tags#oh no the vampire spawn is falling in love with the spider princess#also you will never guess where i got inspo from#yeah it was the man from uncle#i will make him look *more* lovesick dont worry. this is gonna rival my martin/hok stuff bc god#i still have not finished his quest bc i know its gonna make me step away from the game for probably 3 days while i recover#ugghhhh i am gonna scream! bc like the fucking headcanons i have about him and my evil little mermaid tav#she's never seen the ocean. bc menzoberanzzan. so when they finally get to the city she's like fuckin. struck by it.#never seen anything so big in her life. so to explain my running along the coast for hours to unfog the map i imagine he's humoring tav#and acting exasperated by her fascination with the water but he secretly thinks is adorable#and she doesn't know how to navigate a city like baldurs gate. bc where are the spires? the stalagmites? where are the stairs?#so he (knowing the city so well) has to basically be her guide/lead her through the whole thing otherwise it would take them 3 years#to find anything.#MEANWHILE she's having a crisis grieving over her recently dead spouse and fleeing her home for failing her 5th trial#and wants revenge on lolth of all things#so they make a little 'revenge pact' to each other but she's being slowly shown signs of eilistraee and having trouble letting go#bc she can never return home. and she misses her baby brother terribly bc he's only 12 and all 6 of her other siblings are not nice#and she's either gonna take the crown to become a god or have a breakdown at night by the water where she decides to move on#they can make each other better they can make each other so much worse
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thank god chappell roan didn’t release good luck babe in summer 22!
#i unfortunately had a homoerotic female friendship that ended abruptly and tragically#she was my best friend for YEARS like we met when we were 11#i knew i was queer pretty early on but it’s so painfully obvious in hindsight how badly she was repressing everything#we fell asleep together she liked every guy i liked she was invested in every female situationship i had#like it was so painfully obvious what we were but we were just an undefined weird tension homoerotic pair of besties!#she always wanted to know every detail of my sex life w women refused to hear about the men i was w#she would hold me when we watched movies she wanted to do everything w me and she hated me after we graduated hs!#last conversation was on her birthday haven’t spoken to her once since#this song has sent me into a 3 day spiral session if you can’t tell 😭#never fully gotten over her but i see her post w her new friends at her school 6 hours away like cool cool okay#you’re going to ignore i ever existed instead of confronting your feelings okay! don’t know why she wants nothing to do w me anymore tho#crazy stuff it’s been a year and a half since we stopped being friends but i think about her a lot and i wonder if she thinks about me#i have 2 playlists about her she still follows me on spotify but she didn’t even wish me a happy birthday#at the end of the day i hope she figures everything out. you’re nothing more than his wife and all that#this song THIS SONG SHE WONT LEAVE MY MIND#probably delete later. we’ll see cause all my friends are sick of hearing me talk about her but i can’t stop she’s been in my mind since#this song dropped so thanks chappell 🥹🥹🫡
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The whole game so far has had a villain of the week format. I really didn't like this one. I felt bad for Li Li! She just wanted her father to come home safely!
#macyplays#shadowheartsblogging#*sighs*#I'm not sure about the format so far#it's been fine and like I said earlier I've already gotten about 6 hours in#I'll play a bit more tomorrow but I need to pick unicorn overlord back up for a bit I miss it lol#I think zhuzhen said something about the storm sealing away the blue dragon?? and that's why she was cursed?? it sucked!
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my grandma, being difficult: none of you can understand the sufferings im going through
me, being exasperated but still funny: jesus christ on the cross
#this was nth argument about her refusing to move despite being 89 and 6 hours away from the closest family member#btw i think i got away with saying that bc even she found it funny otherwise i would have never heard the end of it
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#Silent Screams#Silent Screams Webtoon#Webtoon#T-MINUS ONE HOUR#40 MINS ISH#VIBRATING VIGOROUSLY I’VE BEEN DYING TO READ THIS AS AN OG#GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR#SOOOOOOO EXCITED#GLAMIST IS LIKE ONE OF THE COOLEST AUTHORS EVER#I KNOW SHE DIDN’T LIKE WRITE NEB BUT LIKE WHEN I’VE SEEN CANVAS SILENT SCREAMS AND HER ARTWORK ON NEB#I CAN JUST TELL IT’S GONNA BE GREAT#Although I hope the mental hospital arc doesn’t go away too much that was my favorite part#Anyway so here’s a Theo I drew#I love how the dual lighting came out very epic#Kinda easy too#While I’m here I find it kinda funny how the MC is named Theo and the maid girl is Annabel (like Nevermore hhahahah)#ANYWAY SEE Y’ALL SOONNNNNN#6
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grandma's real bad for my 'don't anger yourself into further digestive disorders' goal
#was on a call and basically said she thinks that they should bring back 6 months military training#'some men just need to get more serious/disciplined... I mean they need to be prepared to defend their country#am i supposed to? I mean women?'#I would rather for the rest of eternity have unserious and even borderline immature men than#Make a single person go through the abusive brainwashing that is military training#That they might come outof with even an inkling of thinking it's okay to kill someone#They're apparently conscripting again??? If that's what they call it#Coming to your house and asking about sons and whatever#First time saying it but thank fuck brother is abroad in america#And uncle and cousin live in germany#Uncle did that bcs it was obligatory then and he came back so... Out of it ig is the word#that he married the first woman he found that's like p cruel just to get tf away from my grandparents#And he moved like 16 hours away and never came back except on holidays#Also they're fucking 50+??? Leave them the fuck alone lol#Just. So mad so mad so mad how brainwashed is this country they think this is ok#And more likely than not what the army the president is arming 'but doesn't threaten anyone!' is planning for#Is further ethnically cleansing ppl who rightfully hate our guts#Just horrified and furious all around
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I want to move somewhere more than an hour away from my birth town, but I also phone my mum in tears anytime I have a problem and she drives to help me so those two facts of my life are not compatible
#she comes and gets me when I'm sick too so she can look after me#she is currently on her way to help me because my kitten split wax on the floor walls and herself and immediately burst into tears about it#🥲#happy mother's day#like for my docorate I was planning on going somewhere 4 hours away#but I also want to go to Edinburgh#but that's 6 hours away and as soon as I thought about that I was like 😭 what if I need my mum#I can't edit the tag because I'm on mobile but the place I'm planning to go is actually only 2 hours away and my current uni is 1 and half#so not that much difference!!#mine
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#minor vent.#i left my home town about 6 years ago#and im kind of sick of some friends and especially family being like oh come visit. come up and visit us we never see you#like are you not perfectly capable of travelling down to see me why is it always on me to make the effort#im about 5 hours away by train and its just like. idk. Annoying#also i havent forgotten the one time a friend of mine just bought a house with her boyfriend and i had just moved to worcester#and i was like yeah you should come see me for a weekend we can hang out#and she didnt because her boyfriend told her. and i quote.#'why would we waste time travelling when we could spend it decorating our new house'#like yea i get it they were excited to have their own house but telling me that spending time visiting me was a waste. Lmfao. Sure#and in the six years ive been away my parents have not once made an effort to come down to see me#when my brother got married he booked a hotel for the guests that did not have enough room for me to stay.#i wouldve had to stay in a separate hotel miles away from everyone else bc he got married in the middle of nowhere#and considering i moved away to get away from them in the first place. i ask u#why should i bother making a fucking effort.
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