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This is one of the biggest reasons I hate Pacific Rim 2:
First Movie: "Despite our best efforts, despite all we've been through, the hardships, the gruelling training, the Kaiju are slaughtering our best pilots like they're nothing. They're coming out of the Breach every month, they take down a Jaeger every time they do. Unless we do something, the apocalypse will arrive and it will be an angry army of claws and teeth that sees us as vermin to be mercilessly eradicated. All who remain will choke to death in their master's vision for our world."
Pacific Rim 2: "I don't know how, cadets, but somehow you're literally better than any of the experienced pilots we've ever had despite not ever actually fighting any Kaiju until now. I also have no idea how you only sustained a single pilot casualty against the biggest and strongest Kaiju ever fucking recorded that should have rightfully rolled you all up into a tinfoil ball and slam dunked you into Mount Fuji but congrats anyways, especially with the use of the Trolololo song for morale!"
#i weep for pacific rim#the black is alright though i kinda fell off of it#but seriously what the fuck happened#we went from “humanity stands on the brink. our best aren't enough and unless we do something now we're all fucked”#to “inexperienced nobody teenagers bully the strongest kaiju on record and somehow only lose a single guy in the fight”#mig-murg's brain splurge
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We've all talked about Leo and his affinity with being thrown through windows, but has anyone else notice how frequently Raph get eye trauma?
#seriously what the fuck is up with the constant eye trauma for this Turtle#I know we don't see the worm actually bury itself in 2012 raph’s eye but I think we all agree that is what happened right?#like god damn this boy can't keep both his eyes to save his life#tmnt#tmnt 2012#teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt#tmnt 2003#2012 raph#2003 raph#tmnt sainw#sainw#sainw raph#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rise raph#rise of the tmnt#tmnt raph#raph#raphael
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anyways. What
#atlas.art#artists on tumblr#mcyt#hermitcraft#hc s10#docm77#joehills#joe hills#juppet#vintagebeef#doc beef and joe just slowly fucking loosing it throughout this interaction is one of my favorite things that's ever happened on hermitcraf#also. watching his fucking gigantic hour glass slowly grow in the background of other peoples videos for the last week#why did he do that to himself so early in the season omg 😭#it literally is so ridiculously large it is insane. it looks insane next to everything else around it. it takes up the entire skyline#im thinking about keralis. who built his lake facing the shopping district so he could avoid looking at iskall's monolith while fishing#or mumbo and grian joking about making the biggest mega build in the shopping district for their wart shop. good luck with that now lmao#seriously if you haven't already y'all should go watch Wels' last video if only to see that thing grow in the background throughout the vid#wels built an entire castle on accident in that video and i still spent the entire duration going 'DOC WHAT THE HELL' it was so distracting
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Futurama S11E07
#sigh.#sars cov 2#covid 19#futurama#gotta love how they are once again downplaying the seriousness of the developing h5n1 situation too#definitely not concerning that many mammals in the wild are being infected by birds#and definitely not concerning that cows and chickens are being infected now#and about 3 detected cases in humans (so far)#it's nothing serious anyway - it's not like viruses can keep spreading and mutating if left to spread without appropriate mitigations!#that's never happened before! it's definitely not happening with anything else right now!#''ABC'' right????#so weird and ''random'' that cases of rsv flu tuberculosis mpox measles are popping up constantly everywhere these days right??#love this new normal!!!#ppl continue killing and disabling themselves and other ppl and FOR WHAT#FOR FUCKING WHAT
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So insane reading about Kev's skills from the perspective of someone who'd played with him before his hand was broken. Like yes Neil was obsessed with him and yes he knew he played differently with his right than his left—but reading it from JEAN'S perspective?? Life changing stuff. When he said the Ravens' defense forgot what Kev was like before he switched hands? I lost my mind.
#he made fools of the defensive line#FOOLS#that whole game was insane from Jean's perspective#one of my fav parts of tsc#he was seriously gagged#and so was i#even tho i knew what was going to happen#tsc#the sunshine court#all for the game#aftg#aftg tsc#jean moreau#kevin day#neil josten#kevin is so fucking good at exy and i think sometimes i don't appreciate that enough#also neil staying on riko the whole time was crazy#like jean being like “that's a terrible idea why would they do that”#and then realizing just how fucking fast neil is#it changed my brain chemistry#can you tell i like outsider povs?
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I ain't gonna lie, I do noooot think radblr is gonna come out of this Imane Khelif thing unscathed. Like, y'all, I'm sorry, but there is not enough evidence for some of y'all to confidently call this person male and say some of the stuff you've been saying. At the very least you have to acknowledge that Khelif did not compete against women with malicious intent.
#JKR and Riley Gaines making concrete claims without any concrete evidence is seriously not a good look#Like seriously#I'm leaning in the direction that Imane is not male and we look fucking ridiculous#We're proving the TRAs right#Imane was NEVER assigned male at birth#This is NOT a trans woman#Stop fucking saying that#You wanna argue male intersex? Fine#But trans woman is off the table#What happened to Imane's opponent is heartbreaking but that might mean boxing needs a reform more than anything#We look goofy with these un-backed up claims#Y'all we do NOT have enough evidence we look fucking ridiculous
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Ummmmmmm what am I watching right now (03.28.07)
#seriously seriously what the fuck is happening here#and why are you so giggly about it pete#i recommend watching the whole video#p2 were certainly in some sort of mood#joe im sorry you had to witness all that#mine#03.28.07#2007#ioh era#live video
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Why did One kidnap Leafy, huh?
#tpot#one tpot#bfdi firey#bfdi leafy#very subtle fireafy (not really that subtle lol)#bfdi#the power of two#battle for dream island#my art#digital art#fanart#maple's art#artists on tumblr#comic#ok but seriously what happened to leafy in bfdia is so fucked i always end up thinking about it#my poor girl...
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Tomura: Fuck off, old man.
All for One: I'm not that old. How old do you think I am?
Tomura: The last number.
#incorrect lov#in light of what the Fuck is going on in the bnha manga right now????#i had a grand total of like 4 afo quotes in my respository and this was the last one left#but seriously what the fuck is happening#i tuned out for like 2 years and i come back to deku [SPOILERS] and shiggy [SPOILERS] and afo [SPOILERS]#like WHAT#guys i dont actually know if dabi is alive is he alive#is hawks alive???#hell is bakugou alive????? last i heard bro got Wasted#im only here because ive been procrastinating on coursework for the past 48 hours and im trying to keep the streak going#it's 6 am ive been up since i awoke from my nap at midnight#only thing of actual substance i know is that hawks and dabi got 4th and 5th place in the most recent popularity poll#good for them soulmates#dabihawks#shigaraki tomura#shimura tenko#all for one
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I LOVE YOUR AU SO MUCH GIVES ME HAPPY TINGLES AND I'VE BEEN HYPERFIXATING ON IT FOREVEER YOU ARE ONE AMAZING AU WRITER!! (me when author creates another amazing masterpiece) (you)!
THANK YOU! TvT I know I mostly post art, but writing is also one of my passions!!! So it's nice to know you're enjoying the story so far. 🥹🙏 Even though we just got past the introduction stage. But if you already like what we have for now, let me just say none of y'all are READY for when we reach the turning point of my AU! "The Dreamers" is the goal at the moment. That's all I'm gonna say. 😉✨ So as we wait, have this lil' doodle I made up just cause I remembered I can!
Till then! =D
-Bubbly💙
#shrunken Alastor for the LOLs#spacebubblearts#HHStargazersAU#doodle#human au#sort of#radioapple#appleradio#alastor x lucifer#lucifer x alastor#look at him and his big boi bowtie awww#he's just a lil guy but fr#queerplatonic#or not#let's all just have some fun!#asks#thanks for interacting with me Anon!#ringmaster Lucifer#chibi Alastor#hazbin hotel#The Show Must Go On#I love making their silly little faces#my silly wittle guys#You gotta remember that in my AU Luci's a human#meaning he has absolutely no idea what the fuck just happened.#As far as he knows magic is a mere performance#but now he has a smol version of his employee in his hat.#art practice#became comic#this is me just goofing around. no need to take it too seriously.
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I pretended that The Nine Realms is canon for a bit and gave the inbred a re design
Thunder they did you so dirty you could have been so cool🙏
Also hey hi hi my hand is better I can draw again
#EVOLUTION DOESNT HAPPEN THAT QUICKLY HOW THE FUCK WOULD HIS TAIL FIN BE /THAT/ DIFFERENT??#SERIOUSLY AND WHATS WITH THE TAIL FINS ON THE OTHER NIGHT LIGHTS???#AND THE FUCKING TRANSPARENT WINGS??/#Oh and the only confirmed female night light looks feminine#what the fuck is with dreamworks and feminine dragons#I’m so done#httyd#how to train your dragon#art#digital art#my art#my artwork#art rant#artists on tumblr#artwork#artist#Thunder TNR#tnr#httyd tnr#httyd art#the nine realms#toothless#toothless httyd#httyd toothless#thunder httyd#httyd thunder#re design
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loop and mirabelle. That's it that's the ask
DAY 84: enrolled in the gossip wars
#codacheetah#isat#loop isat#mirabelle isat#isat spoilers#vaguely. mostly for the tags#i think it'd be sooo funny if like. loop and mirabelle postcanon.#loop has rejoined the party somewhat recently and they are not at all adapting. to be honest. reunion probably happened too soon#bc they are a siffrin which means they are disgustingly sentimental. their ass is not taking the time to discover themself as a new person.#do you really think loop is gonna take their own advice.lol.#lmao even#Ok so anyways i think the party and loop would have a weird thing going on#like theyre all extremely grateful to loop. and they trust loop through the general basis of theyre apparently very dear to siffrin#but fucking nobody knows what to make of this bitch. odile knows they are hiding Something but she has no certain evidence to pin it down.#isabeau can't catch loop alone for more than 5 seconds. has the distinct sense they're avoiding him and he does not know why#bonnie....well tbh i think they'd vibe with loop. bonnie win.#mirabelle. i think she wouldn't really like loop? not at first anyways#do you remember in sasasap mirabelle telling siffrin(loop) that for a long time she thought they were a callous sort of person#bc they never took anything seriously at all. like the whole journey didnt mean anything. until they took an eye for bonnie#i think mirabelle would catch a similar vibe towards loop(lol.) bc like#like loop's main presence in the group is negging siffrin and being weird and dodgy around everyone else#i don't even think they'd be mean to the others but they would do everything in their power to throw the party zero bones#so all mirabelle has to go on for loop is that they're kind of a dickhead to her friend and that they're not receptive to normal group#social activities. i think being on the receiving end of mirabelle's kindness would make loop kind of sad and she'd pick up on it#but like. loop is inexplicably important to siffrin. she doesn't know the details bc neither of them want to talk at all about the loops#and i think siffrin would be especially dodgy abt talking about loop in the interrim between them rejoining and them being Presumed Dead#so mirabelle tries a new strategy to bridge the gap between her and loop. the power of Mutual Haterism#more specifically i think mirabelle would get the impression of loop as being much more of a bitch than they actually are#due to the aforementioned siffrin negging#so like. maybe that's just how they socialize maybe they'd be down to talk about hot takes and gossip a bit
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its called minecraft parkour civilization mate, it's meant to be funny. the line delivery was literally the selling point for me. you come to parkour civilization for the post-ironic humor and stay for the class struggle
#parkour civilization#z.txt#this is what happens when you take things too seriously... no its not good that's half the point. its fucking funny
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Today, anyone who wants to take out Zhao Yuanzhou's inner core will have to defeat me. Don't. Don't use violence. I'll take it out myself.
Fangs of Fortune / 大梦归离
#fangs of fortune#大梦归离#cdrama#cdramaedit#highlynerdy edits#hou minghao#chen duling#tian jiarui#zhao yuanzhou#zhou yichen#seriously though i know what happened after this#and everything like that#but the sheer terror in zyc's face#the steadfast statement of 'you're not going to touch him'#to his friends#that was his real fucking reaction and BRO#also read this mad ot3 vibes with his boyfriend and girlfriend both running to him in panic
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Bell's brainwashing was a speed job held together with duct tape so it wouldn't surprise me at all if when they were imprinting Adler as a old friend in bells head they accidentally fucked it up a little bit and now there's some weird psychosexual shit rattling around up there. Like imagine Adler and Bell standing in front of the evidence board and Adlers yapping about Perseus or something but bells not paying attention because he's too busy thinking about the wet dream he had last night where he and Adler took turns sucking each other off in the back of a Humvee in Vietnam and now he's trying to figure out if it was a memory (hah) or a fantasy
#Even funnier if Bell does believe it actually happened and brings it up one time and adler is forced to choose between going along with it#or being like what the fuck bell and risking breaking bells programmed reality#this is word vomit dont take it too seriously#bell cod#russell adler#cod cold war
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ran out of comic ideas so *gestures* take a doodle dump instead
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#oh my god tagging stuff for this au is a nightmare#undertale bluebird#martlet#undertale yellow#martlet undertale yellow#martlet uty#undertale au#frisk dreemurr#toriel dreemurr#chara dreemurr#chara: *points at martlet* excuse me who the fuck is this#i wanna escalate the story a bit further but i feel like the goofy vibes are gonna be ruined for a bit after i finally post that comic :/#so i wanna like throw out a few more goofy ones before shit gets real for a bit#cause like a lotta jokes i wanna pull can only happen AFTER i set the scene#and unfortunately setting the scene requires a bit of seriousness(TM)#anyways im very much a momlet fan but only if shes extremely confused and very much Not Ready to be a mom#like girl is a what 21 year old who wanted to be a guard so she could slack off HER ASS AINT MOM MATERIAL#but like its really fucking funny so she gets to be a mom. for my entertainment#born to be fun older cousin forced to be a mother 😔
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