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You know I'm gonna be honest. I don't think all these apps really need access to my precise location
#hate hate HATE how every time i choose approximate location when an app asks me to enable location permissions#it always immediately pops back up with 'um excuse me 🤓 we need to know Exactly where youre located actually'#like no i dont think you do actually! and yet the fuckin app wont let me use it without telling them where i am down to the meter#rambling#greatest hits#hall of fame
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Batman isn’t a mask; It’s a leash. In this essay I will—
#‘bRuce cOulD do MoRe fOr gOthAm-‘ yall are lucky he didn’t burn that place to the ground the second he hit 18#like EXCUSE ME. going absolutely feral at Gotham’s mob bosses lining up at the Wayne’s funeral going like#‘gimme a call if you need anything kiddo’#GIRL?? Anyway Bruce is the angel of small death and the codeine scene hozied sings abt#bruce wayne#dc comics#batman#dc#text#text post
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sorry danny, sam will never think you’re cool
#danny phantom#danny fenton#sam manson#theres some ocs#college au#sam’s goth book club#i feel like she’d make a lot of good friends at a college#the trio has a highly rehearsed excuse for danny being weird#nobody has any idea what ecto-contamination is bc it doesn’t exist#ghosts are common-ish knowledge by now and amity is the known epicenter#stranger: holy shit your hand just went through that wall#danny: yeah it’s a medical condition :(#fentonworks is in on it too#for credibility#too bad the goths wanted vampires#moving to a new city did wonders for dannys popularity though#he’s got a lot he’s hiding so he can’t really take advantage#he probably knows more people number wise#but has less friends than sam#Tucker has a thriving social media life#but doesn’t get out much#hence that technus comic#can’t believe I finished this#lit took a whole ass week#hahahaha
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My blog has become infested with angst goblins, and they must be fed with some hypothetical scenarios!🙏💚
#grey art#fan art#hazbin hotel fanart#hazbin hotel#Hazbin hotel comic#JESUS WEPT THIS FUCKING THING WAS A BEAST#BUT I LOVE IT!#hazbin charlie#hazbin alastor#Alastor#charlie morningstar#angst#hurt/comfort#whump art#I know what you people are I’m one of you!#I heard your cries for more angst and I aim to please!#also good excuse to use clip studio more#I only bust that out for something special#now let’s do something else! like eat!
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Welcome to the “whoops! I accidentally started got manipulated into starting the apocalypse!” Club. Members being Jonathan Sims and Mable Pines. They’re both ✨traumatised✨
Bonus comic
#whoops!#they got manipulated into starting the apocalypse#everyone makes mistakes :)#Jon: your like 5 you have an excuse for this#Mable: fist of all I’m twelve second you literally got possessed#wait she’s thirteen#oh well#anyway#spoilers#lol#gravity falls#fanart#art#gravity falls spoilers#mable pines#tma podcast#the magnus archives#tma spoilers#the mangas archives spoilers#tma fanart#jonathan sims#tma Jon#whoops I accidentally started the apocalypse club#Have a good day#✨
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Weird phenomenon I've seen on tumblr
#like i understand how frustrating it can be to make art and for it to get no attention#but that ain't an excuse to shame and threaten people into reblogging#some of y'all need to relearn some manners ffs#like christ#usually anything to guilt trip/shame ppl into reblogging does the opposite#because good god who the hell wants to spread the guilt tripping?!#anyways back to you regular tagging schedule#my art#doodles#rambles#comic#my sona#furry art#furry
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Bruce: Tim and Damian did what?
Jason: Well, Alfred said they weren't allowed to see Dick because he was still recovering from last night, and the only way they could stay was if they were injured.
Bruce: And?
Jason: So they punched each other in the face and told him they were injured.
Bruce:
Jason
Steph: I gotta admire their dedication
#only reason jason didnt end up like tim and dami was alfred needed help with the stitching so he already saw that dick was gonna be fine#incorrect batfamily quotes#they also kinda wanted an excuse to punch each other#jason todd#dick grayson#tim drake#damian wayne#bruce wayne#stephanie brown#batfamily#bruce is so done#alfred pennyworth#the robins#this family is wildly codependent and i love it so much
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That time in ancient Greece when Aziraphale needed a speedy horse and accidentally invented the pegasus
VS.
Whatever Crowley had going on in medieval times
#Crowley just really misses the unicorns ok???#Also Crowley didn't start from a horse to make a new unicorn#he looked at a horse and was like.... nah#then looked at a goat and was like YEAAAAH LET'S GOO LET'S MAKE YOU BIG AF AND YOU CAN ALSO SPIT FIRE WHAT A GREAT IDEA!!#While Aziraphale is fretting over the fact that he accidentally gave WINGS to a HORSE and every time that the angels asks about it he's lik#whaaat?? PegaSUS naaaah never heard about it. Must be a made up thing. humans...right?? silly little things ahahah *sweat nervously*#good omens#crowley#aziraphale#ineffable husbands#aziracrow#pegasus#unicorn#Do I wanna draw the precious good omens beans? yes.#is this an excuse to draw more horses? also yes.#medieval crowley#ancient greek aziraphale#CAVALLIIIIIII 🐎🐴🐎🐴🐎🐴🐎🐴#good omens comic#historical husbands
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Weird art project
#delicious in dungeon#dungeon meshi#greseadraws#this may have just been an excuse to draw izutsumi because i feel like she definitely would have made herself
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Finally have a Minecraft realm again for the first time in 2 years. I’m so excited
#homestuck#homestuck fanart#hs fanart#dirk strider#blooby posting#I need like 1 million billion quarts for a personal project#and it’s taking up all my time. Embarrassingly enough#luckily I’m very ill right now so I have an excuse
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FNAF movie Mike fights Moon at the Pizzaplex..
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#mike schmidt#fnaf moon#moondrop#fnaf daycare attendant#fnaf#fnaf movie#security breach#fnaf fanart#five nights at freddy's#what a crazy fight that was.. does moon win or lose here? both?#moon is baffled bamboozled even flabbergasted#my man wasn’t prepared for someone to be that happy to sleep#didn’t even get to use his magic on him#Mike just took himself out slept on command#officially Mike likes moon just cause he’s an excuse to eepy
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SPOT THE WHITE ELF!!!!!!! [ORIGINAL]
#dungeon meshi#dunmeshi#delicious in dungeon#this is the first thing i’ve drawn in like 6 months. at least now i have a pen in my hand and no excuse#hall of fame
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they can be best friends. they can be lovers. whatever they are, i am rooting for them
#genuinely one of my favorite ships ever. i love these guys so dearly. they're like my 2nd parents (thank you Smallville)#“chose each other's outfits” aka lois wanted an excuse to put clark in short shorts and she “nudged” clark towards certain options#the boots were the only thing that was 100% his choice#clois#lois lane#clark kent#superman#superman fanart#fanart#art#dc fanart
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get MOLTED, idiot
#genshin impact#venti#jean gunnhildr#zilly art#could he just use the wind to help? probably yeah#is he smart enough to do this? absolutely not#he either always got dvalin to lick it better. or liyue's water system get clogged#venti tries rubbing himself all over morax like a cat trying to get burs off but that rarely works#rip diluc's place would also be covered in feathers and a whiny archon#venti excuses himself to the bathroom mid-performance at angel share and promptly tells diluc he's got a mess to clean up in there#goes back to singing and drinking#diluc frantically stuffing feathers in a bag#he and jean ponder if they could make pillows with the down? sorry the pillows curse your dream with The Edlritch Horrors
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i am beyond serious
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#xmen#xmen comics#house of x#krakoa#cherik#professor x#magneto#charles xavier#erik lehnsherr#max eisenhardt#snap sketches#it is. 3am. and i have to be awake in two hours#ill be 100% i only drew the first bit as an excuse for the second doodle#bobble head i refuse to believe smooching is easy with that thang on#do you think it makes a bell sound. like when you hit a gong#idk im tired and my itch is scratched im sleeping for three seconds goodnight
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(post 2.1 quest) unexpected
#they make me so ill i swear to god#im delusional therefore aventurine lives and ratio welcomes him back like this#i need 2.2 yesterday#excuse how messy it is bc i just wanted to get the gay out of my brain#its still there of course#ratiorine#dr ratio#veritas ratio#dr ratio hsr#aventurine#hsr aventurine#honkai star rail#hsr
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