#but it's funny to watch unfold

[narcoticwriter]

This almost non-existent dynamic is really something else . . .

[zokenyu]

[makorragal-312]

-at the Bachelor mansion-

Contestant: If we can't get busy at the mansion, maybe we can get it at the station?😏

Eddie:

*turns to Buck*

Eddie: Buck, do you know that one line everybody says on this show?

Buck: Um, "they're not here for the right reasons?"

Eddie: Okay, thanks.

*turns back to contestants*

Eddie: Ladies. You're not here for the right reasons.

[caluupin]

Idle animation swap! This time Kaveh gets both of the keys :)

[gregoryeddiesgoldchain]

i love abbott wednesday but i also adore the equally important abbott thursday when i talk incessantly about this show with all of you 🫶🏾

[butwhatifidothis]

You seem to be really bitter that people listen to Captain Flash, which is not a good look for you.

So a thing that a lot of people reading Bleach don't really understand about Momo's character is that she isn't just this crazy obsessed super stalker of Aizen. She was just someone who had admired the image he specifically made to be admired, and he had went out of his way to make sure she specifically would view him as infallible because he saw her as a tool. Same with Gin and Izuru, and it's adjacent to the reason Aizen made sure Renji went to the 11th division (because he wasn't as easy to manipulate and Aizen thought sending him to the 11th would get him killed). Aizen went on to use Momo's admiration for him to make her act as a decoy for Toshiro, who was one of the few people catching on that something more was happening regarding Central 46's orders and was the one to directly confirm their deaths. But even with her raising her blade against her childhood friend, Momo was still horrified from the knowledge that some part of her was willing to hurt someone she values so deeply, and she profusely apologizes to Toshiro - which he handwaves away because he knew that she wasn't of right mind when she attacked him and had already forgiven her. That doesn't mean that Aizen's manipulations of her were erased, though - she still believes the image he had set up was real, even after he stabbed her for her "uselessness," and she begs Toshiro to save Captain Aizen. Even with all of this however, being given time to let her body and mind recover let her gather up the courage and drive to fight Aizen, even with her still habitually referring to him as her captain. And her battle prowess and worthiness of the seat of lieutenant is proven when she nearly single-handedly forces three lieutenant-level Arrancars to Resurreccion by performing high-level Kido right under their noses - while she is taken out by Ayon soon after, her capabilities as someone who had only recently recovered are nothing to sneeze at. And although Tite Kubo has done little with her directly since, Momo has been given more connections over both timeskips - particularly with her new captain Shinji - that allowed her to move one from the traumas Aizen inflicted onto her, and her journey is really moving if you pay attention to what happening with her. It's what makes her my favorite Bleach character along with Toshiro, even if no one makes any merch of her rip

[makoodles]

Okay so I never done this before but my mind won't let me sleep until I do this.

Thoughts only filled with Tsu'tey from tìtunu and his human mate, mind filled with her so heavily pregnant, and the day they found out Jakesully throw a party in their Honor, the people excited for their strongest warrior and his sky mate, the young warriors, and children much to Tsu'tey disdain would feel her stomach and ask questions about mating and the soon to form baby.

I imagine she would be craving, all kinds of fruits and meat so Tsu'try being the amazing mate that he is, asks (forces) the scientists to make some edible meat for her, the smile on her face when he showed her the meat on a leaf, almost made a tiny smile on his lips, and his tail slowly wags against the forest floor. Oh and her mood swings! Tsu'tey thought nothing could make him afraid after he became an official warrior.

he was proven wrong, as his little mate glared up at him with angry tears, a snarl behind her mask, her fists clenched he knew he fucked up, all he did was comment on her growing weight for the baby, a good sign for a healthy child but his mate took it the wrong way ( lol Imagine spider looking between his parents waiting from drama to unfold on his own little bed) let's just say he doesn't love the silent treatment.

She would get mad at him for small things but oh, when she acted like she, herself was in heat, made it all worth the headaches and confusion, her sweet begs of his thick blue cock, panting like there was no air in her lungs like she was dying and he was her saving grace.

.....

"Please Tsu'tey, don't tease!" you pleaded looking back at your mate, his chest and abdomen against your back, Tsu'tey only smirked and huffed as he readied his cock with lube, his large tip poking your sloppy wet pussy.

"Beg, more," he grunted as his four-fingered fist pumped his dick, causing small pre-cum to build against your core "Please! I need you!" you sobbed behind your mask, "Alright." He kissed your forehead and slowly enter your weeping cunt

"I will give you what you wish."

-Pink rose anon

OHHHHHH!!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!

the idea of tsu'tey dancing around his little pregnant human mate, so desperate to keep her happy in an attempt to avoid her ire, is so fucking cuuuuuute!!! he's so damn bewildered by your mood swings and just how big your emotions are as your hormones surge, but he takes it all in his stride! seeing such a huge, strong warrior tip-toeing around his tiny mate would be so comical, and you can bet that the others in the clan are watching with poorly concealed amusement

BUUUUT you can bet that the horny swings make up for all of the crying and shouting. he'd be such a dick about it though, taking so much pleasure from making you writhe and beg as penance for being so bratty all the time. don't get me wrong though, he'll be only too delighted to give you exactly what you demand

[0possil]

i know nothing of BAFTA but i will say this:

yall down bad for david tennant

[chipistrate]

So

Beckory, huh

[pilferingapples]

there's so few adaptations that even have named Amis besides Enjolras and even fewer that have names for them beyond Grantaire TOO, and yet I swear all of them have a different Enjolras/ non-Grantaire Ami OTP

[sunlitlemonade]

charles going off on the recency bias we LOVE TO SEE IT!!!!!!!!!!! the closer we come to the japan gp the harder i pray for a max-charles-oscar podium y'all pls manifest this im so serious

[dropespeon]

they made an isat confessions blog.. what..... there is a deep and dark dread within me but perhaps some kind of sinister excitement as well

[murdleandmarot]

Hi hi! Omg I just saw the post where you mentioned vicky teaching bluebelle the jellicle ball choreo and I am not normal abt it. Bellebelle got pranked 😔

TRULY‼️‼️‼️ YOU GET IT‼️‼️‼️

no but I had the idea appear in my head and it’s so sodding funny n cute I’m glad it infected you too :D

Because I can just imagine all the pre-jellicle dance nonsense happening (with all the misto and bomba and Alonzo ballet) and Bluebelle’s just like okay okay okay. This is chill. This is dignified. I am calm.

And then the amp music builds and she’s just like “WHAT THE FUCK” and scurries away, (like to the back where Deuteronomy is lolll)

And THEN when it finally starts and the music is playing and all the tension is released and it’s just FUN now, Bluebelle squints and is like. Hey wait a minute 🤨. I know what’s going on.

*flashback to like three months ago*

Bluebelle: Wow Victoria this new choreography you’ve been teaching me is so cool :) who’d you learn it from?

Victoria, who learned the choreo exactly one(1) hour ago: haha. Just. Somewhere.

[navree]

He's not someone who is trusted. Not as Batman, and not even as Bruce Wayne. Day Two - Identity Porn.

Fandom: Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics) Pairing(s): Justice League & Bruce Wayne Words: 4,678 Chapters: 1/1

( for @brucewayneweek )

[malwarechips]

I DUNNO ITS KIND OF FUNNY TO ME

people on the internet when you explain the point you are making 7 times and they keep asking you to explain your point

[mariocki]

Funny Games (1997)

"Why are you doing this to us?"

"Why not?"