#but it still cracks me up
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underdark-dreams · 1 year ago
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Astarion: Look out, there's a trap over there--
Rest of the party: OVER HERE? [runs straight into trip wire and detonates a chain explosion]
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fancyfade · 2 years ago
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the important thing about batman is not that he always wins (he doesn't) or that he always can think of a way to win with enough prep time (he can't) it's that he's always 100% ready to go full in on his plans with complete dedication even if they are completely weird and probably not going to work. like "ok so to catch this murderer first i am going to grovel to diana so that she has a magical obligation to shelter to me via unbreakable ancient greek ritual. got it? Got it."
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disgruntleddemon · 4 months ago
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when i was like 13/14, my dad told me gay men basically fuck 24/7, and lesbians are more like roommates. He meant it in a negative way, but honestly what a funny way to make being gay sound bad. "Gay people have more in sync sex drives than straight people, and that's bad for some reason"
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nametakensff · 10 months ago
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I think one of the funniest things in the world to me is that my sister saw f/rollo in the h/unchback of n/otre dame and g/aston in b/eauty and the b/east being the worst men alive and her child brain was immediately like
👀 😍 👁👅👁
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goldendiie · 2 years ago
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while i’m being nostalgic about 2017 cars fandom. i remember lying about my age when i first made this blog. i wanted so badly to be respected by the cooler, more established fandom folks. so for the first five months that i ran this blog, i told people i was 15 rather than 14. as though that made any sort of difference.
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darcymariaphoster · 2 years ago
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I don't think I'll ever be over the time I thought "Barroom Hero" by Dropkick Murphys was about an actual war hero. 😔
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figueroths · 2 years ago
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multiple tags saying “i miss this show” on my letterkxnny set… kings y’all know s11 came out all of a week and a half ago right? u don’t have to miss it babe agsjdksk
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ploppythespaceship · 2 months ago
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I'm sorry but it is so funny to me when people have DNIs that list specific people by name and don't provide any context. "DNI if you interact with Kyle" who the actual fuck is Kyle
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twisting-in-wonderland · 5 months ago
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why does he meow?
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choccy-milky · 3 months ago
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sometimes you gotta lure your overly-studious ravenclaw gf into spending time with you 🥰 📚 ( from 'Every Teardrop is a Waterfall' by Kat_12739 on ao3, GO READ IT!!! the first story is about seb falling sick and still pushing himself/not admitting he's sick until he ends up in the hospital, the second story is about the birth of seb and clora's daughter and seb's reaction to clora almost dying in childbirth, and the third is about dealing with a fussy newborn lewis😭🥹THEY'RE SO GOOD AND SWEET AND SOMEWHAT SAD (not to mention beautifully written) so go check it out!!💖💖 )
#READ SO I CAN YAP TO SOMEONE ABOUT THEM🙏😩💘#the seb sickfic made me realize how much i needed barely functioning and sick seb (but him still trying to be tough)#theres also a part that cracked me up bc at one point seb is so sick he cant even see straight but he just thinks to himself:#eh its fine.... ill just ask ominis how HE functions without vision later🤷 LMFAO#so stubborn...JUST LET CLORA TAKE CARE OF YOU MFER🤺🤺🤺#defs gonna be drawing more from it especially sick seb LMAO but also seb having a tea party with celeste🥹🥹#hogwarts legacy#sebastian sallow#sebastian sallow x oc#sebastian sallow x mc#sebastian x mc#hogwarts legacy fanfiction#sebastian sallow fanfiction#hphl#choccyart#also i was never planning on writing anything about clora giving birth or abt the kids so to be able to read it WAS AMAZING#THERES A PART WHERE SEB IS HOLDING CELESTE AND CRYING AT CLORAS BEDSIDE THAT I NEED TO DRAW😭😭#LIKE SRSLY seb being conflicted and not even wanting to HOLD celeste bc he doesnt know if clora is alive or not... IT WAS SO SAD BUT GOOD#i honestly dont know what seb would do if clora died in childbirth tbh.......i could honestly see him resenting celeste#esp since she looks so much like clora😭😭#LETS JUST NOT THINK ABOUT IT!😃👍#(still thinking about it)#like this line in the fic: “Sebastian hesitated; if this was Clora’s last gift to him he wasn’t sure he wanted it.”#😭😭😭ITS SO GOOD UGHHHHH😭 TY AGAIN FOR WRITING THESE💖IM SO TOUCHEDDD💖💖
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arcanejude · 4 months ago
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Manny Jacinto as Qimir / The Stranger in The Acolyte
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luriuan · 8 months ago
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Sokka and Zuko get SO much funnier when you remember this is both of their first times talking to another teenage boy in years. Sokka had all the other boys leave the tribe when he was little and Zuko just hasn’t talked to other teenage boys. They wanna be friends but have absolutely no clue how to talk to other teenagers. I love them so much.
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spaceorphan18 · 27 days ago
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A little sunflower joking that a bee might pollenate her.
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A little sunflower being pollenated by said bee.
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livelovecaliforniadreams · 7 months ago
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simpforsolas · 4 months ago
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Is this not how Dragon Age: The Veilguard will be?
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the-meme-monarch · 1 year ago
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they invented romance. they're bad at it. (they've yet to actually speak to each other in canon)
second comic idea was suggested by @twipsai !!
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