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Just got the wildest ask I ever received in my life telling me in Portuguese that "you will never be a white woman" and then calling me a monkey???????? Least targeted ask on this website lmao.
#this is the racial equivalent of sending a cis man an ask telling him he will never be a man#(do not let me get started on what race I identify as if you do not want to spend at least 9 hours of your life on this#but in germany I am 90% white passing lmao)#also who the fucks looks at my blog and thinks I am trying to be a woman
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Mun interview
REPOST, DON’T REBLOG
This is really long so I will put it all under a cut!
1) Are you really ready for 111 questions?
I’m here aren’t I?
2) Where are you taking this test at?
At home
3) Was your last real relationship a mistake?
Sure
4) Who did you last say “I love you” to?
Does my dog count? If not probably my mum or dad.
5) Do you regret it?
Of course not
6) Have you ever been depressed?
Yes
7) Are you a boy or girl?
Woman
8) Do you have a job?
Yes, two
9) What is your relationship status?
Single as fuck
10) How do you want to die?
Well that’s glum. Old and ready to go.
11) What did you last eat?
Eggs
12) Played any sports?
That wasn’t forced (school) no? I went horse riding for years and sometimes competed show jumping and dressage (once).
13) Do you bite your nails?
Yes
14) When was your last physical fight?
Lmao. I don’t know, probably a bitch fight with my brother as a kid.
15) Do you have an attitude?
Is shy an attitude? XD Well I can be very sarcastic.
16) Do you like someone?
Yes
17) What is your real name?
Cathrine
18) What is the background of you computer screen?
My dog as a puppy
19) Are you gonna get high later?
Eh, no? Not my thing.
20) Do you hate anyone at the moment?
My boss. Like, I don’t think I have hated another person this much in my entire life. That man is a terribly manipulative awful man. Luckily he’s out next friday and hopefully I’ll never see him again.
21) Do you miss someone?
Hmmm
22) Twirl or cut your spaghetti?
I cut my spaghetti a little then twirl.
23) Do you tan a lot?
Lmao never.
24) Have any pets?
A one year old dog named Lumos <3
25) How exactly are you feeling?!
I’m feeling quite good now whenever I don’t think about my job.
26) Ever eaten food in a car while someone or yourself is driving?
Yes. Ever been on a road trip? A girl’s gotta eat.
27) Ever made out in the bathroom?
No
28) Would you take any of your exes back?
No
29) Are you afraid of spiders?
Oh man I hate them!!
30) Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
I think so
31) Do you regret anything from your past?
I do
32) What are your plans for this weekend?
I work basically every weekend because of my two jobs so - work? I did get friday off though so tomorrow I just wanna watch movies and drink alcohol lol
33) Do you want to have kids?
No
34) Did you ever kiss someone whose name starts with an M?
No
35) Do you type fast?
If I know what to write
36) Do you have piercings?
Only ears
37) Want any more?
No. I barely even wear my earrings
38) Can you spell well?
Well, better in norwegian than english since it’s my first language. English is naturally harder, but I’d like to think I do alright?
39) Do you miss anyone from your past?
Yes, my old dog that passed away in 2012. He was there through my teens and for almost fifteen years. Loosing him really left a mark (literally, got a big tattoo of him). So while it doesn’t hurt like it did when I first lost him I do think of him a lot since I see a lot of him in Lumos (my current dog).
40) What are you craving right now?
Alcohol would be nice.
41) Ever been to a bonfire party?
Uhm. Well, I’ve been to occasions with bonfires, but wouldn’t have called it a party.
42) Have you ever been to jail?
Nope
43) Have you ever been on a horse?
Oh plenty of times. I love it.
44) Kissed someone in a pick up truck?
That’s oddly specific, but no.
45) Have you ever broken someone’s heart?
Don’t think so? Doubt I ever have any effect on any people.
46) Have you ever been cheated on?
No
47) Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?
No
48) What time is it currently?
As of typing this, 23.20
49) Would you live with someone without marrying them?
Sure, but I’m bit of a loner.
50) What should you be doing?
Right now? Nothing particularly.
51) What’s irritating you right now?
That I’m kinda bored, but kinda not, but don’t know what to do about it XD Also my boss.
52) Have you ever liked someone so much that it hurts?
Uhm... It hurts liking someone and know I’ll never be anyones type sure.
53) Does somebody love you?
I sure as fuck hope so. But yes. My parents love me. My dog loves me.
54) What is your favorite color?
Red and emerald green
55) Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?
Yes
57) Do you have trust issues?
Nah not really before I am given reason to.
58) You are over half way done with this. Are you sure you want to continue?
This is getting pretty boring too, but I don’t have other plans so... sure.
59) Do you have any siblings?
I do have an older brother
60) Do you have a good relationship with your parents?
Yes
61) Do you live with anyone?
My dog, if he counts. He counts, shut up.
62) Do you believe your most recent ex thinks about you?
No
63) Who was the last person you cried in front of?
Oh probably my mum. At least over phone.
64) Do you give out second chances too easily?
Considering how anti-social I am I rarely get in situations where this is needed. Maybe a little so when I was younger.
65) Is it easier to forgive or forget?
Forgive. Math questions I can never remember, but everything painful I never forget. Brain, you realize remembering math and shit like that would be more useful yes?
66) Is this year the best year of your life?
No. Though it’s not the worst and I’m doing some importan life changes health wise. But my work life is bringing me down a lot.
67) What was your childhood nickname?
Cathy basically, but it doesn’t sound very well in Norwegian so strangely enough I have never minded that people go by my full name.
68) Have you ever walked outside completely naked?
Holy hell no
69) What is your motto in life?
I don’t have a motto
70) Do you believe everything happens for a reason?
Neh. Maybe. I don’t know.
71) What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?
Brush my teeth and go to bed, cuddle my dog while telling him that it really isn’t time to play games now.
72) Do you have a best friend?
Yes
73) What is bothering you?
I feel like this question is very similar to what irritates me. My job bothers me. My boss bothers me. Boredom bothers me. This meme is starting to bother me. The fact that I called this interview meme bothers me.
74) Have you ever been out of your country?
Of course. Sweden, Denmark, France, England, Ireland, Scotland, Canada, Spain, Germany, Poland, Crete... Might have forgotten some. I want to see a lot more of the world.
75) Do you play the Wii?
If I play I play x-box 360. Not much of a gamer, but I do have a few games I love.
76) Are you listening to music right now?
No
77) Do you like Chinese food?
Not particularly
78) Do you know your fathers b- day?
More or less. I am terrible at birthdays.
79) Are you afraid of the dark?
Not as much as when I was a kid, but I do always have one light on in my apartment so when I wake up I can see a little. So in that sense I’m not afraid, but uncomfortable. If you want to have me walk in the forest at night however I can tell you right now there is no fucking way I will do that.
80) Is cheating ever okay?
Hurting people is never okay.
81) Are you mean?
I could be meaner. I should be meaner. Without being truly mean of course, but being too good never gets you anywhere in this world it seems.
82) Can you keep white shoes clean?
I can’t keep black shoes clean XD
83) What was the last song you listened to?
According to my mobile playlist Ellie Goulding’s Love Me Like You Do
84) Do you believe in true love?
Not before I see it :/
85) What are you currently wearing?
A sundress
86) What do you wear to bed?
A long PJ top or shirtless.
87) What is the weather like right now?
We have had both sun and dark clouds today, but no rain.
88) Do you like the outside?
I do
89) Are you currently bored?
By now I am very bored yes.
90) Do you wanna get married?
Probably yes
91) Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby?
In Norwegian it just sounds odd to me. In English maybe.
92) Are you hungry?
No
93) Have you ever made out for more than a half hour straight?
No
94) What makes you happy?
A lot of things makes me happy. My dog, my family, traveling, a good movie, good music, fun stuff, animals, good results of hard work, my boss getting the boot...
95) Would you change your name?
Nah. I have added my mother’s maiden name into a middle name, but otherwise no. I might not have the most exciting name, but I’ve had it since I was born so why change it.
96) Ever been to Alaska?
Sadly no.
98) Do you watch the news?
Occasionally. I am more likely to read the news.
99) What’ s your zodiac sign?
Libra
100) Do you like Subway?
Not particularly. Quite indifferent about it really.
101) Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed?
Yes
102) Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
No idea
103) Do you talk like your friends?
Do I talk like my friends? What does that even mean? Accent? Language?
104) What do you plan to do with the rest of your day?
Considering there’s midnight in a few minutes I’d say finishing this thing is one plan XD
105) Have you ever seen someone you knew & purposely avoided them?
Oh yes
106) Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around?
I have friends, but not that many friends and not men sadly.
107) who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to?
Dad
108) Does it matter if your boyfriend/girlfriend smokes?
I wouldn’t like it.
109) Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?
A co-worker
110) Favorite lyrics right now?
Sleeping At Last - Saturn (This song is just so beautiful. I love it so much. Too much.)
You taught me the courage of stars before you left How light carries on endlessly, even after death With shortness of breath, you explained the infinite How rare and beautiful it is to even exist
I couldn't help but ask you to say it all again I tried to write it down but I could never find a pen I'd give anything to hear you say it one more time That the universe was made just to be seen by my eyes
I couldn't help but ask you to say it all again I tried to write it down but I could never find a pen I'd give anything to hear you say it one more time That the universe was made just to be seen by my eyes
With shortness of breath, I'll explain the infinite How rare and beautiful it truly is that we exist
111) Tag 10 people
@teapotauror, @perdiditpuerorumposts, @tolcveistodestrcy... I... no. Not ten people. I’ve spent too much time on this already christ...
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Anon: Mod what's going on? Has something happened with the DK crapfest? Why are people acting like it's confirmed they are together? I thought everything was still speculation?? He still put out that denial. I can't believe he would lie and then risk getting caught 2 weeks later, it's not even like he could hide in Barcelona with the media circus going on so why deny it to make himself look the worst he could look?
--mod-- Nothing new has happened. Still just speculation and theory right now.
Anon:
A wee bit creepy how someone follows his friends and family on sm so closely don't you think so? Specially the mother of his child. Maybe her way to show she stalks his relationships
Anon:
The thing about believing Norman and Diane have been "just friends" for 2 years is that even though they barely spend any time in the same city, she's the only one he's been romantically linked to in tabloids. So if "just friends" is true then seemingly norman hasn't been in any relationship since late 2014? Possible, but pretty unlike him, hasn't he been a serial dater since the 90's? Unless he's hiding a Secret Girlfriend in GA 8 months/yr, Diane is the only one ever spotted with him, so... --mod-- He's been spotted with lots of ladies but since she's famous people notice her more, people here have speculated about him being with a bunch of different women in the last year or so, but again since non were famous the public at large never took notice. It also depends on what your definition of relationship is, I mean he could have a few relationships where they sink each other's battleships but it's nothing serious.
Anon:
I know DK is off topic and I have no agenda here since I really don't care about the DK/NR thing but just wanted to share that this whole time I kept hearing her name and that she was the girl in Inglorious Basterds I assumed she was the character Melanie Laurent played (since that was the blond I remembered). My mind is now blown that I was remembering the wrong blond female character the whole time and they aren't the same person. LMAO. --mod-- 🤣🤣🤣
Anon:
Wow. Helena has been posting pics of her Ukraine trip and now DK posts what I assume is her grandfather in the same black and white style as Helena. I predict her IG will now change to mirror Helena's. It is so obvious. I wonder if DK will get a dog soon and post about social causes. I bet she's just hoping HC or N will like her post. She's so transparent.
--mod-- To be fair black and white photos are pretty common.
Anon:
I see DK is emulating HC's posts. The only good thing is that she may actually be in Germany now.
--mod-- Not sure how 1 b&w is emulating.
Anon:
Im new to tumblr sorry if im sending this in the wrong way but I do think its a little weird HC followed DK on Instagram. I always got the feeling she didn't like her (thankfully she has a brain) sorry but I hate to think N would be that stupid to get hooked up with someone like DK. I think he is wrapped up in her for the wrong reasons. She wants kids (I always thought N still does) and she's convenient. Assuming he is with her. Hes just a little blinded. We all know how that is. Right?
Anon:
Expect some sort of DK stunt or pap shot right before Norman's appearance on Fallon. She'll try to force his hand again.
Anon:
Can't wait to see DK incognito hanging around Fallon's studio on Friday. It's too good an op to pass up. She'll just happened to get "caught" waiting for her "rumored" boyfriend in that black hoodie. 😂 I kid, but I still wouldn't be surprised.
Anon:
I wouldn't be surprised if Fallon asks about his love life just so Norman can say he's single. --mod-- I feel like Jimmy Fallon is more of a good time fun show and he really doesn't ask those types of questions. Also I hope they pretend the couch is a motorcycle again.
Anon:
Notice how DK followed HC so she could "like" her humanitarian work? Hmmmm Also, notice how Norman hasn't liked any of DK's photos since before Spain. Hmmmm again ....
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Anon:
I wouldn't be surprised if that DK movie with Susan Sarandon falls through. Right now, DK is not exactly a hot commodity and the garage pics and Spain mess have put a black mark on her name making her look like an obsessed woman stalking her man. She's not a big star and can easily be replaced. I wouldn't be surprised if she "pulls out" i.e. they cut her loose. They don't need her drama which is why she seems to work only with her friends who are producers and directors.
--mod-- 😶
Anon:
I think it's really odd that DK has been unseen since she hastily left Spain. I think she knows this whole thing blew up in her face and she's embarrassed. You know she'd be gloating if things went well. Also, interesting choice posting a 9-1/2 weeks video. Isn't that movie about someone who has asexual only relationship (despite her being consumed with him) with a guy that it turns out she knows nothing about? Sound familiar. --mod-- I've never seen that movie
Anon:
Mod: Thank you for allowing us to discuss DK on the mod blog. I am sure many of us want to discuss it. Thanks for giving us a safe, unbiased place to do if.
--mod-- Ya welcome 🤗
Anon:Interesting how N has not liked 1 post of DK's since Barcelona. He was liking them regularly after the garage thing. Maybe he is not playing nice this time.
Anon:
Want to make a bet that DK just happens to be photographed near the Jimmy Fallon's studio on Friday?
Anon:
So DK followed HC, N followed HC and the HC followed DK. Could be that N and HC have made it known they are watching DK's shenanigans. Maybe DK followed HC (that happened first) to keep tabs because she is Not in contact with N right now. I doubt people in their 40s are announcing or condoning relationships on IG. --mod-- I think I've gone cross eyed
Anon:
Can i ask a question? Why do so many people believe that DK calls the paps? Is there any prove of that? She doesn't look very happy in the pictures from barcelona. Maybe she got hate for nothing. --mod-- Sure. It's well known that she pays for play, mostly from the Daily Mail and a few other outlets. She's not as popular as she was awhile ago, paps usually won't take pictures of someone that they aren't going to make money from. Celebs sometimes hire paps to set a certain narrative, totally not saying this is what she did in Spain, whether it's the happy family or the heartbroken lover. Does that make sense
Anon: Hey i'm not american and i'm not into the whole usa's fandons and artists, so i really don't understand why the people calls Diane Kruger "bitch" or "atention needed"(?) Can you explain for me PLEASE? I just know her from tarantino's movie and it's all 😂😂😂 (Sorry for the english)
-mod-- She pretty notorious for being extremely difficult to work with and outright rude to people she thinks she's better than. A lot of people that have come across her say she not a nice person.
Anon:
I guess it isn't SO strange that HC followed DK back after all, they are both former models, about the same age as well. But seriously, I doubt that there is anything else than publicity hunger and lust for intrigue behind DK's intentions. Why both Norman and now HC agrees to the charade I will never get
--mod-- Not sure they agreed to anything
Anon: I tried but DK is just so fake. She cares more about how photos look to everyone then about real people in them. Just like when she went to a charity event &left so quickly after it was over and then snarked a person on her IG for being sad they didn't get a pic with her since she was gone. Sorry but if Norman is really with her it does change what I think about him. It makes me think he's just as fake as she is on top of him lying about it and UGH. I can't support him knowing that. Heartbroken
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I got chu. (This is my main blog.... I dont know if I've told you that? Or if you knew? Tbh I almost forgot what I was doing as I was getting ready to send this) but! You should do all of them because they are adorable af and ily and wanna know more about you!
I got chu! I think you never told me, but now I know :D Awe, ily too ^-^
1. What have you eaten today?
Oreo’s and a Cripsy Chicken Burger from Burgerking
2. Who was your last kiss with? Was it pleasant?
I think it was with one of my best friend. More or less, we do it kinda like a greeting, idk is that weird
3. What color shoes did you last wear?
White/Holographic
4. Who has made you laugh the hardest in the last week?
We watched Prison Break and I called Mike a »Snekay Weasel«
5. What is your favorite scent?
Natural one probably would be tea; Perfume whise Chloé Lovestory
6. What is your favorite season? Why?
Fall or Winter, because my skin is very sensitive to heat, and it itches and it’s just a no from me
7. Can you do a handstand or cartwheel?
I used to, but then I got fat lmao
8. What color are your nails?
Pink
9. If you had to get a tattoo on your face to save your life, what would it be?
A little heart under my right eye
10. What is something you find romantic?
Netflix and Chill
11. Are you happy?
No
12. Is there anything in particular making you happy orsad?
My best friends make me happy. Money makes me happy, because I can spend it on shit I don’t need; Part of my family makes me sad
13. Dogs or Cats?
Both
15. Which do you prefer:a museum, a night club, the forest or a library?
Museum, I loved the Van Gogh Museum in Amsterdam
15. What is your style?
Really weird, because I like alot of stuff so; Grunge, Goth, Hipster, “Instagram-Ish”, Geeky, Cute and alot more mixed
16. If you could be doing anything you like right now, what would it be?
Travel somewhere
17. Are you in a relationship or single?
Single
18. What makes you attracted to the person you like right now?
I actually don’t like one right now
19. If you could replace your partner/best friend with a celebrity of your choice, would you? Who with?
If I had a partner, I wouldn’t.
20. Are you holding on to something you need to let go of? If so then what? Sure, many things. Mostly feelings 😂
21. How did you celebrate last Halloween?
I went for trick and treating with my nieces!
22. Have you recently made any big decisions?
Yes!
23. Were you ever in a school play?
No, but we didn’t had those anyway
24. What movie would you use to describe your life?
To Write Love On Her Arms maybe, without the drug part
25. Is there something you have dreamed of doing for a long time? Why haven’t you done it?
Youtube, and I didn’t started because my confidence is pretty low
26. Complete this sentence, “I wish I had someone with whom I could share…”
Everything, even though I already have my best friend for that
27. What are two things that irritate you about the same sex?
Nothing tbh
28. What are two things that irritate you about the opposite sex?
Nothing tbh
29. What is the best thing that has happened to you this week?
I only had one day of school
30. What is something that makes you sad when you think about it?
Alot of things
31. How long was your longest relationship?
Romantic: Never happendFriendship: About 14 years now
32. Have you ever been in love?
Yes
33. Are you currently in love?
With myself
34. Why did your last relationship end?
It didn’t
35. What jewelry are you wearing right now, and where did you get it?
I’m wearing a septum but I guess that’s not really jewelry, is it 😂
36. When was the last time you cried and why?
Yesterday, and for the most stupid thing ever. I’m really shy and have social phobia, and my mother and her husband renovate the hall, and it’s really small and I couldn’t pass her husband and I didn’t want to say that I need to go pass him so I left the hall, went back to my room and started crying. He’s really weird, in a bad way, and I dislike him, for my defense.
37. Name someone pretty.
Emilie Autumn
38. What did you receive last Valentines Day?
A text from my bestfriend 😂
39. Do you get jealous easily?
I do
40. Have you ever been cheated on?
Friendship whise definitely
41. Do you trust your partner/best friend?
Yes, I do.
42. Ever had detention?
Yeah, I skipped classes alot when I was in highschool
43. Would you rather live in the countryside or the city?
City. I like the countryside, but I like privacy. Not knowing everyone, not getting judged by a bunch of old people
44. What do people call you?
Lisa
45. What was the last book you read?
To all the boys I’ve loved before by Jenny Han
46. How big of a nerd/dork are you?
Way to big
47. What kind of music do you listen to?
Everything actually
48. How tall are you?
“””Tall”””; Im 4”9
49. Do you like kids?
Yes, I love kids!
50. Favorite fruits?
I usually don’t like fruits, but probably bananas
51. Do you wear jeans or sweats more?
Leggins all the way
52. What’s your earliest memory?
My sisters trying to throw me into a river as a joke
53. Ever had a poem or song written about you or to you?
Yes, by my niece
54. Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
Both, but only if I take the pictures
55. Do you have a collection of anything?
Pencil’s, life of an artist am I right
56. Do you save money or spend it?
I used to spend it, but I’m trying to save more now, since I’m moving out soon
57. What would your dream house be like?
I prefer smaller ones because I’m paranoid
58. What top 5 things make you the angriest?
Ignorance, racism, sexism, violence, doublestandarts
59. What top 5 things always brings a smile to your face?
Food, netflix, books, friends, free wifi
60. You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?
Well, I get fired then
61. You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?
a) Everyoneb) Probably still watching netflix and youtube alldayc) No, I’d be glad it’s over
62. Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart.
People that are completely happy and share their happiness with other people, to make them happy too
63. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
England or Switzerland, since two of my friends live there
64. Do you like the beach?
No
65. Ever sleep on the couch or a bed with someone special?
Define special, to me everyone that I love is special, so I guess
66. Do you have a middle name? If so what is it!
Mine is Marie
67. Do you talk to yourself?
Yes, I do that alot
68. Describe your hair.
Short, wavy/curly, silver-blue
69. What is the meaning of life.
I don’t know yet
70. What is your ideal partner like?
Funny
71. Do you want to get married?
No
72. Do you want to have kids?
Maybe, I’m not sure
73. Like or dislike your family?
I dislike most of them
74. Are you Chunky or Slim?
Just fat
75. Would you consider yourself smart?
I’d like to, but I think I’m rather stupid
76. What would you change about your life?
Money
77. Religious or Not?
Nope
78. You’re drunk and yelling at hot guys/girls out of your car window, you’re with?
Probably my best friend
79. You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, is that a problem?
No, I love him lmao
80. Does anyone regularly (other than family) tell you they love you?
Yes
81. If the person you wish to be with were with you, what would you be doing right now?
Watching netflix, eating pizza and drinking alcohol
82. So, the last person you kissed just happens to arrive at your door at 3AM; do you let them in?
Yes
83. Do you like when people play with your hair?
Yeeeeeees, I love that, it feels so good
84. Do you like bubble baths?
Yes! I also love bathbombs especially from lush
85. Have you ever been pulled over by a cop?
Nah, I can’t drive
86. Have you ever danced in the rain?
As a kid
87. Do you trust anyone with your life?
Yes
88. What was your first thought when you woke up this morning?
My neck hurts
89. If money wasn’t an issue, what top 10 places would you travel to? (You get to stay at each place for a week)
EnglandSwitzerlandJapanItalyAmericaFranceGreeceMexicoThailandParts of Germany maybe, I don’t travel around much here
90. How was your day today?
Okay
91. Play an instrument?
No, I tried playing piano, but my fingers are too small lmao
92. Describe the what you think of the ocean.
I hate it, it’s deep and scary and dark, just no
93. Do you believe in aliens or ghosts?
Ghosts, yes
94. Honestly, are things how you wanted them to be?
No
95. Do you have a mean bitchy scary side?
It’s my only side 🌚
96. When are you vulnerable?
When I’m confused
97. How much free time do you have?
Alot
98. Do you like to go hiking?
No omg
99. Odd or Even Numbers?
Even
100. Would you ever go sky diving, bungee jumping , cliff diving, wing suit gliding, parasailing, snorkeling, or other extreme activities?
No, no, no, no, no, no and no
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