#but iirc it was late november/early december 2021?

[continuousmeowing]

Happy two-ish years since I went “I want Claude to be my real name forever and always”!!

[sparky-selfships]

hiii so im copy-pasting my old f/o list/intro from my old account and making a few changes because that account is a year old. everyone on this list is romantic although i have a million comfort characters/platonic f/os and im not listing them here because there are so many. (also i would prefer if self-proclaimed "fictosexuals/fictoromantics" didnt interact with me because i view those terms as invalid, i mean you do what you want im not telling you whats wrong but please just dont talk to me. thank you!)

also just know that any characters that are bolded are MY lovers forever and i know everything about them and they all disagree with your fake ass fantasies lmao. im aware of the fact that some of the characters in this list that are bolded are suuuper popular with the girls nowadays...but please know that you all are very very wrong. /srs (seriously tho, please just block me if you ship with any bolded characters because seeing other people shipping with them makes me really uncomfortable and angry. i am trying to control my trait of taking things out on others and yelling at people over the internet.)

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hiya ^_^ im sparky and this is my selfship blog!! i don't mind any pronouns (although i use feminine terms to describe myself) and i interact and follow from @alixmaestra. my f/o list is down below (bolded = not ok with sharing, italic = current main f/o (also this blog is a work in progress so some of these tags arent up yet but they eventually will be!!)

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romantic

chongyun (genshin impact) - july or august 2021 i think?? not entirely sure (tag: ❄frozen ardor❄)

kamek (mario series) - mid-june 2022 (tag: mekky)

zip toad (pmttyd) - beginning of october 2022 (tag: 🍄🌟❕)

mark berskii (p:eg) - crushed on him starting on january 26, 2023 but didnt start shipping with him until the beginning of february (tag: 🐊🎶)

huxley (dtwm) - january 2023 im pretty sure (tag: 🤡💜💛)

the conductor (ahit) - i crushed on him when i was 11 (summer 2019) but i started shipping with him officially sometime in like...march? or late february? (tag: 🦉🚂)

the noise (pizza tower) - end of march 2023 (tag: 🐀🚬)

doopliss (pmttyd) - crushed on him a bit when i first started shipping with zip toad, didnt start officially shipping with him until the middle of april (tag: doop)

parakarry (pm64) - fun fact: he was my first fictional crush ever (back in late 2018, i was 11) iirc! i rediscovered him and am officially shipping with him as of 5/8/23. (he is also very very important to me, so please dni if you ship with him, thanks! /nm) (tag: 🐢💌)

kylie koopa (m+l) - end of may 2023 (tag: 🎀📷)

koops (pmttyd) - i considered shipping with him back in november or december(?) but i thought i was happy with my current list so i decided to just leave him as a crush, but i have decided to recruit him as a f/o as of late june 2023 (also just a forewarning, my fanon au version of koops is a little bit fucked up as in creepy so expect some fucked up stuff relating to him eventually) (theres a reason as to why i view him the way i do but its super long and complicated) (also this is a koopie koo hatepage) (tags:🐢🩹(canon), 🐢🦇(au))

popple (m+l) - august 3rd 2023 exactly i think (tag: 💜💚💰)

freminet (genshin impact) - early september 2023 (tag: 🐧⚙)

zoobIe (tadc) - crushed on them near the middle of october but i didnt make a proper s/i until around the end of october/beginning of november 2023 (tag: that one conglomeration)

king jingaling (banjo-tooie) - a day or 2 days after thanksgiving 2023 (tag: 👑☀)

geno (smrpg) - a couple days before january 2024 (tag: 🌠)

kinito (kinitopet) - middle of feburary 2024 (tag: 🖥💖)

dr. reflex (baldi's basics) - near the middle of march 2024 (tag: 🩺🔨)

knife guy and grate guy (smprg) - middle of april 2024 (tag:💖🎺💛🗡)

marx (kirby) - second ever fictional crush around march 2019, got back with him at the end of july 2024 (tag: 💜❤💙🌟)

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family

these characters do not have individual tags (all listed under "fictional family tag") and i do not remember the dates i started family shipping with them but i wanted to list them here anyway because why not. please do not interact if you ship romantically with any of these characters!

king k r00l (dk series) - father

funky k0ng (dk series) - uncle

the axem rangers (smrpg) - siblings

molly macaw (indigo park) - sister

lemmy k00pa (mario series) - adopted son

motley bossblob (mario 3d world) - adopted son

literally every j1njo ever (banjo kazooie) - adopted children

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actual proper introduction ^_^

hi! i’m sparky and this is my selfship blog!! i am asexual and abroromantic and use he/xe/it pronouns :3 my main is @lemmypilled and i follow/interact from there! my f/o list is down below (bolded = not ok with sharing, italic = current main f/o)

chongyun (genshin impact) - july or august 2021 i think?? not entirely sure

sparks (space yandere) - developed feelings for him on 10/8/21 but we didnt officially get together until the 12th of the same month

heizou (genshin impact) - forgot the exact day but sometime in summer of 2022, probably may

kamek (smb) - mid-june 2022

zip toad (pmttyd) - beginning of october 2022

pungry (pmttyd) - late november 2022?? but early december most likely

mark berskii (p:eg) - crushed on him starting on january 26, 2023 but didnt start shipping with him until the beginning of february

huxley (dtwm) - january 2023 im pretty sure

the conductor (ahit) - i crushed on him when i was 11 (summer 2019) but i started shipping with him officially sometime in like...march? or late february?

the noise (pizza tower) - end of march 2023

doopliss (pmttyd) - crushed on him a bit when i first started shipping with zip toad, didnt start officially shipping with him until the middle of april

parakarry (pm64) - fun fact: he was my first fictional crush ever (back in late 2018) iirc! i rediscovered him and am officially shipping with him as of 5/8/23. (he is also very very important to me, so please dni if you ship with him, thanks! /nm)

kylie koopa (m+l) - end of may 2023

koops (pmttyd) - i considered shipping with him back in november or december(?) but i thought i was happy with my current list so i decided to just leave him as a crush, but i have decided to recruit him as an f/o as of late june 2023 (also just a forewarning, my fanon au version of koops is a little bit fucked up so expect some fucked up stuff when i get a tag for him and all that) (theres a reason as to why i view him the way i do but its super long and complicated) (also this is a koopie koo hatepage)