#but if you put the jokes aside
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"Welcome, welcome! Please take a seat, the spectacle promises to be grandiose! Tonight I will be your host, the one and only Shadow Milk!"
Pure Vanilla's body now serves as a vessel for a potent destructive force. Even if this vessel breaks, the fragments will reassemble again after a while. Because of this, you can do a lot of hilarious things with him: tear off any limbs, open him alive or deprive him of his head! (=ↀωↀ=) But he still feels this terrible pain. A little bit about physiology, when receiving injuries of any kind, a large amount of vital energy is spent on healing them. The more serious the injury, the more energy will be spent, so VERY serious injuries can put him into a state of savagery in order to make up for the shortage sooner.
(this week I have a strange desire to draw poor PV in a more magnificent dress…… I'm not a creep, really(⇀‸↼‶)
#pure vanilla cookie#pure vanilla crk#cookie run#crk#crk fanart#shadow milk crk#cookie run fanart#shadow milk cookie#Whispers of the predator AU#idk what is happening to me#but he looks cute i guess#i am still learning how to draw a body that would look adequately#pls help me#but if you put the jokes aside#then drawing turned out to be a very interesting activity.#(─‿‿─)
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height ahh difference
#team fortress 2#tf2#science party#red oktoberfest#tf2 medic#tf2 heavy#tf2 engineer#this one's a bit fruity on purpose ahem#alternative title is “Gravel war field medic stands way too close to his patients and dies while taking all the collateral damage”#jokes aside I have been thinking about how medic is tall and if he were to stand really close to engie he'd be looking down onto him#for some reason I just like the idea of him doing that; hands in his pockets; staring at one specific part in engie's face but not his eyes#meanwhile for heavy he has to look up#Hallo mein Großer; wenn ich darf? And just zooms into his face but in a sultry way#put the back of your hand against his chest so it feels like you want to avoid actively touching him but very much do it on purpose#It's like neck and shoulder stretch exercises for medic; ↓↑↓↑#Haha gotcha this was going to be another joke after all#👌#This was the last thing I wanted to draw before work gets super busy again
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Commission 🌞
#baldur's gate 3#bg3#bg3 fanart#bg3 tav#commission#if you think hey was all that sun necessary?#yes it was#i wanted to make it so sunny that you feel the need to put on some sunglasses#jokes aside the sun has an important part in his lore so i felt like it made sense to make it this prominent
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was it casual when i had a panic attack at the thought of you dying was it casual when you risked your entire carrier just to feed me lunch was it casual when you were willing to die protecting me even though you wouldn't accomplish any of the goals you devoted yourself to was it casual when i spent so many nights rolling around in deep thought about whether you think of me like i do about you was it casual when i wished for you upon a shooting star was it casual when i refused to let you continue your way down a path of self-destructive loneliness even though you wanted me to was it casual when you needed to kill me and only me to grow stronger and be entirely untethered from your past but you just couldn't was it casual when i preferred to bear your pain and hatred and die fighting you as opposed to giving up on you was it casual when i could trade blows with you (read your heart) even though your supposed wife couldn't was it casual when i was your one and only was it casual when the hands that we blew off of each other bore the evidence of our cosmic connection was it casual when you cried your first tears of relief and happiness after you lost to me was it casual when you kept in touch with me but not with your wife was it casual when we fought and laughed and became inseparable was it casual when i can't exist without you was it casual when i put all my goals on hold because how could i focus on them when i can't even save you was it casual when you were my main motivation for training to become infinitely stronger was it casual when i'd remain a fool my entire life if being smart meant that i had to give up on you was it casual when you know my heart i yours was it casual when
#which could mean nothing#nah the way i could've kept going for so long#this is ridiculous#they're actually insane#characters be doing all that and y'all still insist on calling them straight 😮💨#naruto was the og yearner. bro redefined what it means to be a pining teenager#you know it's bomb when the haters pull out “they see each other as brothers”#“they're married” actually the rainbow is so blatant it's blinding#ain't no way you watch five hundred episodes of these fools acting like this and your main takeaway is that they're platonic soulmates#i fear your gaydar is non-existent#“i had another dream about sasuke” girl ik what you are#only people who love naruto and sasuke more than i do are each other#they make me sick#im afraid i would not be doing all that for a friend or a person i consider a brother and yall wouldn't either#“naruto would do this for any of his friends” hm no.#how did that boy kisser megumi put it? something something personal feelings?#jokes aside i genuinely don't think naruto would go to such lengths for anyone other than sasuke at all#uzumaki naruto#uchiha sasuke#sns#sasunaru#narusasu#naruto#naruto shippunden#naruto uzumaki#sasuke uchiha#naruto and sasuke#naruto ramblings#it was never casual
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I'm thinking abt that pretty fall leaves embroidery pattern post and about how like... it is categorically a repost, it's a reupload. right? a thing that is generally disliked. but because it's credited, it's genuinely boosting the artist in question. and it could ALWAYS be like this. reposting content could ALWAYS be a symbiotic relationship, but because sourcing back to the original creator of something is so uncommon, it's just easier to ask people not to repost it at all. and people still don't understand the difference. or they'll go to the effort of cropping out usernames/signatures to repost something, which is More Effort than literally crediting the creator of something you liked enough to want to repost. Like. I literally don't actually care if my own shit gets reposted, you have to understand. I just don't want it STOLEN. But "do not repost" is easier to write on my art than "you can repost this, but don't alter the image/remove my signature, don't you dare write 'credit goes to the artist' because that is not credit, please link back to my original post or someplace that you can actually find me. please use an actual link/url instead of writing a non-clickable link of my username, because making it text instead of a clickable link cuts the number of people who will go to the effort of visiting my own page in Half." All those aggregate themed accounts, those fuckin annoying as hell instagrams and facebook groups that are like "body positive art we love wamen 💕 hashtag feminism" and then MASS-STEAL plus sized art created by women, if pages like these that always go and steal my older self-portraits and other works... If they just put a link to my prints of those pieces in the text of those posts, or, fuck, my commission info page? I would literally be living on the moon right now. I would have a house on the moon
#there is actually nothing morally wrong with running an account that just reuploads ppl's artwork or their jokes or their cosplays#if you just put a VISIBLE LINK in the description of your post with proper credit then it would be beneficial for everyone#because you can get your little clout or whatever it is you want by putting a bunch of same-category content on a page#but nobody's getting fucked over because if your post blows up then people just get FUNNELED to the source#because it's placed so plainly where everyone can see it#and yeah it's better to retweet or reblog but#on the rare occasion that I see my shit reuploaded on tumblr WHICH IS WEIRD BC I MAKE MY OWN POSTS HERE but anyway#someone making their own post where they upload my stuff. and it's always the floral self portraits so let's say it's a post with all those#if I scroll to the bottom and it says like. Artwork by Serglesinner on Twitter <-- clickable link [Sergle's Prints] <-- clickable link#to my etsy#I'm like oh okay and all the anger leaves my body and I'm like ah I see. and I toss the rock aside#like oh okay so you actually care that a person made these pieces. Instead of posting the caption ''women <3'' or smth#like you've GOTTA die if you do that. but if you just link back#or if you go to the effort of writing like a description with a BLURB? like it's a damn museum. like a light paragraph of info#about what the art is and who made it and their links#I am literally sucking you in a strange and peculiar manner. that is extremely helpful#and maybe other artists don't want this AT ALL and they'd rather people not reupload even if it is credited#but I feeeeeeeeel. like 99% of the time this would solve the issue#reposters could genuinely be helping ppl. sometimes the repost gets more traction than the real thing#as long as it credits the creator then that's an okay thing to happen!#that can land somebody a sale! a commission order! a new fan! A JOB#A JOB!!!!!!!!!!#sergle.txt#I didn't write this eloquently AT ALL what the fuck ever barkbarkbarkbark
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context <3
#THE FUCKING SOUND I MADE READING THAT REPLY#poppy: this is a genuinely good option <3#sally: ...we're literally 28#and then wally slams his head into one of sally's points. Instantly lobotomizing himself#jokes aside this is just. its so funny#theyre too short....#they need the high chairs....#but how are they gonna get into them... too tall... poppy has to pick them up and put them in...#except i doubt either of them would allow that#wally would probs be like 'no thank you' while walking away while sally suggests 20 alternatives#'why dont we sit on the floor? or go to my place? or do literally anything else?'#scribble salad#on an entirely different note:#AHA! I HAVE PUZZLED OUT HOW TO DO SALLYS POINTS!!#i have never been good at drawing stars but!!! i have cracked the code with her!!!#im so happy.... tonight is a night of Figuring Essentially Useless Stuff Out but being very pleased about it Anyway!!!!
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okay, Gerhard is utterly and hopelessly in love with Dali. got it.
#true of vamp#trump series#gerhard fra#dali delico#jokes aside this scene is so important to me#there are many great scenes in grand guignol but this is just. gah.#i have rewatched it several times now#“you speak like you have a defect” he does he does he does#its so tragic and beautiful#gerhard puts so much work into something dali does effortlessly#and it's not just that dali isnt trying. he doesnt even want to try.#and yet he succeeds. while gerhard fails despite devoting his life to it#boy do i relate#chefs kiss#author is a genius
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When you make it out of the trenches, move on to new fandoms and still occasionally reblog a fanart
But then on a quiet october sunday tommyinnit and jack appear at your doorstep with The Grief
#PLEASE let this be the end#I don't want to see any official dsmp related content ever again aside from some casual joke#no more lore let this be the epilogue#the final verses#there's no more blank pages to be filled please put down the ink and close the book#I want this to be farewell#a sweet acceptance with the hope for future#the meta aspects of that stream#it not being from tommy's pov and not even getting to hear him speak#the way it turns to dawn as he leaves#God this server has a thing for accidental meta details l#it's like the server itself acts as a support character#thank you jack and tommy#you did it right#and now please let the characters and the fandom move on#dsmp#dream smp#c!tommy#ctommy#tommyinnit#jackmanifold#c!jack
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i will always shout praises of bi4bi but given recent discourse I feel the need to say that I love bi4het too! I just love bisexuality in general in its many forms, and anyone who only likes it when it's 'queer enough' for them is biphobic. Bisexuals should be able to bring their LaMe CiShEt BoYfRiEnD to pride without being made to feel like spectators and outsiders to their own event.
#3 am queer discourse take <3#anyways hot take number two. cishets do belong at pride. everyone who wants to celebrate queerness should be welcomed at pride#if a completely cishet business major fratboy wants to come to pride and vibe with us then he should be welcomed!#not even like. oh he has a queer sibling. no. if he's just a cishet dude who wants to spend his saturday at a parade then hell yeah#like completely ignoring that you have no way to tell he's definitively those things. it shouldn't matter regardless imo#pride is not a secretive club you need to be let into. it's a feeling and a celebration and a statement and a state of being#and whatever you want it to be#burying my other related hot take under the tags readmore ksdjksdjksdj#idk. i'm just tired of a lot of the things people seem to think about bisexuality's validity relating to bi women specifically#this is frustration with the gatekeepy and straight-passing discourse of it all#I'm tired of people being expected to act and to preform and to BE queer enough for others' opinions.#am I still welcome if I haven't been with a woman in a few years? if I dress boring? if I like m/f? if I don't listen to chappell roan?#joking on that last one but like. idk. never straight enough for the straights but never gay enough for the gays#constantly some mercurial in-between that offers no comfortable easy group to put us in.#what do i have to do to not be judged as a filthy hettie? are my doc martens enough for you yet?#like oh sorry let me cuff my jeans and have a bob and wear a button up over a cami and wear etsy earrings. am I visually bi enough yet?#let me apologize for the cardinal sin of liking men too. let me wash my hands of any time a cishet man has held them.#if it was a bisexual man then just hand sanitizer is fine right? where do you draw the line on my queerness?#let me preform for you in a way that makes me queer enough.#anyways. sarcasm aside. I think I've made my distaste for this whole affair evident#if you don't want cishets at pride then what happens to those you incorrectly deem as cishet? do I need to prove myself to you?#am I passing as straight? am I passing as gay? am I enough for onlookers?#is it not enough to just show up at pride and celebrate? anyone and everyone who wants to?
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Still ducking hilarious to me that Zoro & Sanji began their beef because they thought the other was misogynistic and it came to a head of no return when Zoro felt his title of ‘Luffy’s specialest boi’ threatened by Sanji’s comment
#MY DUDES PLEASE YOU’VE BOTH GOT THAT FEMINIST JUICE FLOWING YES THESE TWO THINGS IDEAS CAN BE TRUE AND EXIST BUT THEN!! BUT THEN!!!!#Zoro takes Sanji’s WE + NEED + HIM (Luffy) SO DUCKING P E R S O NA. L DEADASS STRUCK THE LOUDEST DAMN CORE IN ALL OF ZORO AND RAISED EVERY#DAMN ALARM POSSIBLE#Aaaaaand ‘You just got here /you/ don’t know what Luffy needs’ MY GOOD FIRST MATE OF A MAN C A L M D O W N N N IT IS /NOT/ THAT DEEP#‘I know he needs my cooking’ SANJII NOOOOO DON’T FALL FOR IT#‘Like what putting two slices of bread together’ Oh god. oh no. we are never coming back from this (pure hilarious joyous disaster) Ever!#Roronoa Zoro#Black Leg Sanji#Monkey D. Luffy#One Piece Live Action#OPLA#One Piece#All jokes aside tho Zoro was right to make sure they didn’t go inside to aid their captain#They would’ve been more of a distraction than help because Luffy wouldn’t have been able to let loose as much as he did#Zoro’s a good first mate but also buddy my guy my dude Sanji does NOT want your job bud ain’t nobody want your job especially when Luffy#made it very clear /you/ are worth more to him than /food/#Somebody should tell Zoro that tho man could use the affirmation#But also…my guy…what were you so jealous so hissy so darn quick to b!tch for helpp ☕️🤧💀#Zolu#Ani Rambles#Luzo
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im with saihara on this one (which one? take your best guess before checking tags!)
#...the ingame one. put kage in therapy./j#the inherent tension of having (almost) the exact person you've wanted to be for years dangled right in front of you...#jokes aside i love the inherent discomfort of having these two in the same room together its just so awful#ngl cant say i exactly see them as a ship but i also Can. i dunno i have a lot of thoughts about them#like imagine having designed your fucking persona and then they exist but its not you but its You! BUT THEYRE ALSO NOT YOU. the you-#-that ended up being created destroyed the very thing you cherished!?!!!? but also he hates you because you caused him Hell#theres something so funky about it. i dunno. ill quit yapping sorry/jl#my art#shuichi saihara#saihara shuichi#saihara shuuichi#pregame shuichi#pregame saihara#pregame shuichi saihara#kagehara#pregame#kageshu#danganronpa#ndrv3#drv3#danganronpa spoilers#ndrv3 spoilers#drv3 spoilers#a. also i love kages black nails. and i feel like he has so many bags loaded with pins and merch on them........... loser/aff
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do you ever. do you ever think
#something about mordred trying to appeal to merlin's sense of kinship that breaks my heart#like in mordred's mind they were always on the same side because they were the same#I want to think mordred is more community-minded on account of being raised by the druids#my little headcanon. if you will#the druids are a peaceful people#the average druid stabs 0 people. sir mordred‚ who stabbed both pendragon siblings‚ is an outlier etc#joking aside. he put up with a lot when you think about it actually#they hate him for his druid swag and his homicidal urges#merlin and mordred#*
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happy mermay 🧜♀️
#mermay 2024#my art#they say if you put this up to your ear#u can hear me saying#trust in the process#over and over again#jokes aside really loved drawing this one#like here i am enjoying art again
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A Blorbo You Treat Nicely, Right?
#non mdzs#ask#I've seen what people do to tumblr blorbos. I cant go back in the horse plinko again...please my bones aren't strong enough#I'm made of a gelatin like substance. Very Flammable. Terrible for plinko. Ill just bounce around and wail miserably.#You cannot fool my by putting 'horse' on the box. Yeah It made me curious and wander over here. Yeah I wanna see the horses.#Oh they're in the plinko? Oh well then-#jokes aside I am very touched to have reached silly blorbo status. I hope to keep bringing you joy!#I am simply just having fun and I'm glad people enjoy my little jester dances!#Yeah one of these asks is from June...I'm slowly eating away at the backlog....I promise....#theres so many sweet and funny asks I want to properly draw for...I promise I read them all and go -> B*)
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the votes are in & I feel obliged to let you know that you have won the poll and by popular vote have been proclaimed to be Misha Collins! Congrats! 🎊🍾 🌈
Assigned misha collins by tumblr poll holy shit!!!!! my first decision as misha collins is declaring that every destiel shipper gets a good nights sleep now and forever and also i need to set the record straight. it’s 10 inches actually
#my asks#misha collins#the jensen mistake#all jokes aside thank you for putting my silly fic on that list haha#i don’t see it winning from those other powerhouse fics in ANY other poll than this one looool#but it’s an honour!!!#destiel
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I need everyone to STOP BULLYING Chat Noir's new look. He's allowed to be a skrunkly little guy. A dirty, bug ass stray cat. That's his inner passion don't you know. Every time you make fun of him Maribug sobs and cries harder STOP BREAKING HER HEART
(supposedly official renders for S6)
#let him be an off-putting little blorbo#we love him all the same#jokes aside i really dont mind the new renders or new animation style#change is scary but the animation looks very pretty and colorful to me#and even if you dont like it at least be respectful about it#plenty of artists and creatives have worked hard on the new animation they dont deserve all the harassment#this has delved into grumblings but oh well these are MY TAGs i can do what i WANT#anyway i love my silly little new skrunblies#miraculous ladybug#ml spoilers#ml season 6#mlb season 6#ml paris under siege
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