#but i will read it

[nerves-nebula]

If you ever want my attention just know that when I’m not in class or working I’m checking my inbox like. every other minute

[omegaverse-anesthesiologist]

why is ao3 is blocked on the hospital wifi????

[inkskinned]

please i love you i'm begging you bring back suspension of disbelief bring back trusting the audience like. i cannot handle any more dialogue that sounds like a legal document. "hello, i am here to talk to you about the incident from a few minutes ago, because i feel you might be unwell, and i am invested in your personal wellbeing." "thank you, i am unwell because the incident was hurtful to me due to my childhood, which was bad." I CANT!!!!

do you know how many people are mad that authors use "growled" as a word for "said"? it's just poetics! they do not literally mean "growled," it's just a common replacement for "said with force but in a low tone." it's normal! do you hear me!! help me i love you please let me out of here!!!

[manny-jacinto]

ZOMBIELAND: DOUBLE TAP (2019)

[amartworks]

had a fun experience on the subway the other day

[spitblaze]

[guy who doesnt watch shows voice] yeah ive been meaning to watch that show

[baalzebufo]

so the book of bill is pretty good

[vasira96]

it's always "immortals always lose the ones they love!" and never "this family has had this incredible, powerful, loving figure present through generations of their lineage, all because they are descended from someone the immortal loved long ago" and i think that's a shame!!

[moodsandtenses]

There's something hilarious about how so much subsequent media has positioned Vampires and Werewolves as, like, binary opposite entities, and then you read Dracula (1897) and realize that wolves are that guy's preferred solution to every problem. You'd say something to Dracula about "ah yes, werewolves, vampires' great eternal enemies," and he'd just be like "you mean my subcontractors?"

[willgrahamscock]

my favorite customer service slip ups

[unsung-idiot]

don't show him modern technology; it won't end well

bonus under the cut:

[kate-bot]

billford comic i made while i was hungry >:3

[mountainshroom]

If she has no fans call the ambulance cause I am dead

[bookpdf]

there should be more hours between 6 and 10pm. like even just two more hours. for my assorted hobbies & activities

[beaft]

my mum forbade me to say anything to my dad about the top surgery thing, and it's just hit me how funny it would be if i got it done and didn't tell him and just waited for him to notice. i mean, what's he gonna say? "didn't you used to have tits?"

[yeehawpim]

a comic about fix-it fanfics