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honey-dewey · 4 years ago

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Finding the Right Voice

Frankie Morales/Mute and chronically ill Reader

Word Count: 1,804

Warnings: Reader is both mute and has gastroparesis. Reader throws up once.

After much pestering from the boys, Frankie reluctantly signs up for a dating app, intending for it to be a joke. Until he falls in love. You and him text daily, getting to know each other so intimately despite never meeting. At least, never meeting until Frankie wants to take you on a date. So how the hell are you going to explain to him that you are constantly ill and will never speak again?

Frankie had always thought dating apps were a waste of time. Who the hell actually met the love of their life through the Internet?

Frankie Morales, that’s who.

Of course, he’d been hesitant to tell the boys he’d found someone, mostly because he knew they’d give him shit about it. And they did, of course. But now, months after meeting someone, they realized Frankie was genuinely happy and toned the teasing down.

“I’m just worried!” Frankie said, staring at his phone. “They haven’t responded in days.”

“Dude,” Benny said, gesturing with his beer bottle. “They’re probably just busy. Or out somewhere with shit cell service. I dated a girl like that. She went on vacation with her parents and didn’t call for like. Two weeks. Thought she’d died. But when she got back.” He leaned back, smiling drunkenly. “The apology sex was mind blowing.”

“Okay!” Santiago interjected, throwing an arm around Frankie’s shoulders. “You think they’re on vacay, Fish?”

Frankie shrugged, grabbing his own beer. “I dunno. They aren’t the vacationing type.”

William snorted from across the table. “Just like they aren’t the phone call or meet in person type?”

Immediately, Frankie knew where this was going. “Ironhead.”

“I’m just saying!” William pointed out. “How do we know that Catfish isn’t being, well, catfished.”

Frankie sighed into his bottle. “I don’t wanna talk about it Will.”

Santiago, who was somehow the voice of reason here, nudged Frankie. “You texted yet today?”

“No.”

“Why don’t you?” Santiago suggested. “Then leave it alone for a while. I doubt they’re meaning to leave you, they seem too nice.”

Frankie picked up his phone and opened his texts. Aside from the group chat he had with the boys, the aforementioned number was the last one he’d texted.

Frankie: Hey, haven’t heard from you in a bit. You doing okay?

Twenty miles away from the bar Frankie was in, you were leaned over the toilet in the hospital, hurling away what little applesauce you’d eaten for dinner.

Sitting back against the cold tile of the hospital bathroom wall, you sighed deeply upon hearing your phone ping. Who the hell wanted to talk to you right now?

Of course, it was Frankie.

Settling down in the bathroom, you unlocked your phone and texted him back.

You: I’m so sorry Fish. I’ve been a bit sick.

Fish: You don’t have to apologize for that. Are you feeling any better?

You snorted softly. As if.

You: Not really. It’s just gotten worse. Spent most of today throwing up.

Fish: You’re drinking water, right? Gotta stay hydrated.

You snapped a photo of your half full water bottle a nurse had brought you and sent it to Frankie.

You: Yep! Gotta finish this before I go to bed.

Fish: That’s good

Fish: Wait a second. Are you in the hospital?

You swore silently. How the fuck? Unless he frequented the same hospital as you, how the hell did he even know where you were from that blurry water bottle photo?

You: Yeah, I got here today. Nothing too serious, I was just too dehydrated

You felt bad lying to Frankie, but you really didn’t want to tell him the truth. The truth was too long, too complicated. Frankie would probably leave if he learned the truth.

Fish: I’m not too far away, if you’re at the hospital I think you’re at. Want me to drive you home when you leave?

You: Nah. I’m staying with family rn and it’s a haul to get out there

Another lie, another stab of pain through your heart.

Fish: Okay. I still wanna take you out though. We could get dinner and walk around the park.

You almost started sobbing.

You: Oh Frankie. I wish I could.

As soon as you typed the message, you deleted it. Best not to let him think anything was wrong. Instead, you took a minute and finally replied with,

You: That sounds lovely Fish.

Fish: But?

You: But I don’t think I can.

Back at the bar, Frankie was slumped over the table, staring at your tiny message of rejection.

“Dude, that’s hard,” Benny commented. “I’m starting to think Will might be right.”

“I’m sorry?” William said, coughing as he swallowed wrong. “Say that again?”

“No.” Benny leaned over the table and patted Frankie’s wrist. “I got nothing dude. Nothing.”

Santiago sighed. “Why don’t we stop giving Fish a hard time?” He said, seeing the hard lines in Frankie’s face appear. “They said they were in the hospital, so maybe it’s really bad.”

“You think?” Frankie asked, looking up with wide eyes.

“Maybe,” Santiago said. “They might not want you to worry about them.”

Frankie looked back at his phone, at the waiting message. He picked his phone up and typed one more message before shutting it off and pocketing it.

Frankie: I just wish I could get to know you. For real.

You stared at your phone, tears sliding down your face. Frankie would never know, if you could help it. He’d never know that you were so sick all the time. That you couldn’t eat anything without hurling it up hours later. That you hadn’t uttered a single word since you’d turned sixteen. That you’d never speak another word again.

Putting your phone away, you abandoned the water bottle and shakily crawled back into bed, sobbing silently into your pillow until you fell asleep.

The next morning, a team of nurses checked you over and deemed you okay to leave the next day. You nodded numbly, absently fiddling with a small stuffed toy as they started your laborious morning routine.

“This came for you last night,” a nurse said as everyone left your room. She placed a worn out baseball cap and a folded note on your bed. “From a very nice gentleman who seemed rather heartbroken.”

The nurse left, leaving you to grab the cap and the note.

The cap was worn out, the edges all frayed and the logo on the front nearly illegible. The note was in much better condition.

Hey.

So, I’m sorry about what I said last night, and I feel like a text wouldn’t have made it better. This is my favorite hat. It’s seen some shit, just like me. And just like you, I think.

Look, last night, I sounded like a dick. I want to make it up to you, I really do. But I don’t know how to take you on a date or anything. I sure hope it isn’t because of me that you don’t want to meet. I know my nickname is Catfish but I promise I’m who I say I am.

Tomorrow, I get off work early. If you’d let me, can I pick you up and take you out? Or at least take you back to my place for a movie or something? Please.

Love, your Frankie.

You ran your fingers over the lettering, memorizing how Frankie wrote every single word. Maybe, maybe it was time to open up. The worst that could happen was rejection.

Scooping your phone up, you texted Frankie back.

You: Tomorrow at 4, that’s when they discharge me. Get here early tho, I have some stuff to explain.

The next twenty four hours were hell for the both of you. You were both plagued by so much anxiety it was hard to do even the most basic of tasks, but you managed. Eventually, you received the text you’d been dreading all day.

Fish: I’m here. Visiting room B.

You took a deep breath. All your personal belongings were in a drawstring bag you put over your shoulder. You headed out of your room and slowly down the hall, towards the visiting room.

Opening the door was the hardest thing you’d ever done.

Once you’d opened the door, you stopped in the doorway, taking Frankie in.

He looked exactly the same as he did in his photos. Tall, handsome, kind. He smiled upon seeing you, and you swore your heart stopped.

“Hello,” Frankie said, moving towards you and holding out his hand.

Hello you signed, waiting for Frankie’s reaction.

He paused, his hand falling to his side. “Mute?”

You nodded.

Frankie simply smiled again. “So that’s why you don’t like phone calls,” he said. “It’s okay. I know some ASL.” He paused, taking you in. “Can I hug you?”

Yes please.

He wrapped you in a warm hug, allowing you to collapse into him. Months of text messages and listening to his voice mails were nothing compared to this.

Eventually, he pulled away, and you two sat on the uncomfortable couch.

“So what’s with the tube?” Frankie asked, gesturing to your face.

You pulled a whiteboard out of your bag and began to write, going slowly so you spelled everything right.

I have a condition called gastroparesis. My stomach is paralyzed and won’t move food to my intestines. I “eat” through a port in my side and this tube in my nose leads to my stomach, so whatever I drink can be drained out. I went mute before I got diagnosed with this.

“Oh.” Frankie blinked a few times. “So I guess dinner is off the table too.”

You snorted, laughing as best you could with no voice. No dinner. you signed happily. But a movie would be nice.

“A movie it is,” Frankie said, standing. “C’mon. I’ve got a bunch of movies at my place. And I think the boys are coming over tonight.”

You stood, following Frankie to his beat up old truck. He talked your ear off about all sorts of things while he drove home, and it wasn’t until he’d pulled into the driveway that you’d remembered his hat.

Close your eyes. You signed, digging around in your bag.

Frankie did, laughing when you snuggly placed his hat on his head.

“Thank you,” he said, taking your hands. “I was really worried you’d catfished me at first. I didn’t know what to think when you didn’t want to call or meet. I dunno, I just thought you weren’t, y’know, you.”

You shook your head, pulling your hands out of his. I wouldn’t dream of it.

Frankie smiled. “I love you.”

I love you too Fish.

That night was the happiest you’d been in years. Frankie’s friends were all amazing people, and all three of them immediately overlooked your muteness and illness. You were happy and Frankie was happy. To them, that was all that mattered.

“So Fish,” Santiago said, leaning across the couch to nudge Frankie’s bicep. “Aren’t you glad we forced you to download that dating app?”

Frankie looked at you, curled up under his other arm, sipping water and waiting for the feed bag with your dinner in it to finish draining into your port. You looked up at him, smiling and nestling closer.

“Yeah. I am.”

#triple frontier #frankie morales #francisco 'catfish' morales #frankie morales x reader #frankie morales x you #pedro pascal #my writing

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dolphin-enthusiast · 4 years ago

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my darling, hello again~!! i'm resting due to the illness, i have still have to rest and recover, but i'm feeling a bit better!! thank you for all of the sweet get well soon wishes, they mean a lot to me 💖 how are you today? was your day good?? i sure hope so!! my day was not that interesting,, all i really did was lay around, eat, check your page, but i DID get to finish The Last of Us with my older brother and let me tell you,, that game emotionally wrecked me 😭 (1/4)

"everything about the game was so amazing, the characters, the plot, the storytelling, everything!! i don't normally like violent games, but this one was too good to say no to!! i'm a very skittish person who doesn't do well with horror aspects, but my brother would hold my hand at the scary parts 💕 (2/4)

it's an apocalyptic zombie game that is actually not cheesy and is really well done!! the gameplay is very exciting and it has a very atmospheric soundtrack,, and the two main characters have such a lovely dynamic and they're very easy to get attached to!! i definitely think it's your type of game morgy, and there are parts where you can ride horses!! you would simply love it

i think that when i'm fully recovered, we should most definitely go to the █████████ dimension for a date, i hear that they have a beautiful [DATA EXPUNGED] garden and lovely [REDACTED] too!! sorry for sending this in so late, i was sleeping for most of the day 😅 i'll see you tomorrow dolcezza 🎀✨ - always with love, waifu xoxo 💕💗💖😍💋👀✨😳🔥💌😊🌷🌹🌺🌻 ps: since the wedding is coming up, we still need to have our respective bachelorette parties 🌠 (4/4)"

Dear its good that ur taking a well deserved long rest and u shouldnt worry abt not sending stuff at a certain time 😩👌 and i gotta agree nowadays it certainly is hard to find a non cheesy/unique apocalypse game (and just....non normie horror games in general) rjdhhds and r i p we are total opposites once more since i myself am a horror addict and love gory and intense movies/games aksuqhdxks

Either way im glad to see u had smth to do whilst u were sick and i was intending on maybe writing more today (since i thought u'd be refreshing my page and all) but i ultimately ended up not doing it cuz i finished an anime today then later on AT LAST went out in the evening for some hours but oH WeLl at least u still enjoyed urself😳😳😳also that dimension sounds divine, is it a new one?? I really cant wait till we visit it....maybe we'll even have our bachelorette party there😍😍😍👌🤪🤪🤪💦💦💦

#and as always....get well s o o n👀👁️#the confessional

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myfeetkeepdancing · 6 years ago

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Unsustainable - (3/9)

!Disclaimer: I do NOT ship the people on the banner or any gifs showing up in the fanfic. They helped me visualize and are part of my writing experience. Much love for Tom Holland & Cody Christian!

Summary: An accident happened in which the reader has gotten powers. The reader is struggling to adjust to his new powers but also to keep them secret from Peter as they become closer.

Pairings: Peter Parker x Male Reader

Word count: 2635

The following days went by as any school day. Although the nosebleeds were still present, nothing else seemed wrong. On the other hand, the Raven came around from time to time, still not clear to what purpose. But it didn’t speak anymore, it watched but ignore you at the same time. While you visited Peter, May wouldn't let the opportunity pass to help you with the nosebleeds. She was convinced her homeopathic ointments would work. In great lengths, she'd explain the different flowers and what industrial giants use to poison us. Although Peter was ashamed of her at times. She was a loving and caring woman, not only for Peter. Laying on the couch, she would apply salves and ointments in and around your nose. She was convinced it worked. As soon as she's finished you quickly continue to Peter’s room, Peter looking ashamed of his aunt. But afterward making fun of the weird smell. At that point, you couldn't smell anything. If that was the only aftereffect. Returning home the trembles returned once again, and more severe. For all certainty, this wasn't caused by Aunt May's salves, but this couldn’t go on. The trembles became more severe and frequent, and even more difficult to hide. Luckily he offered help.

Unfortunately the next morning, it was something completely different. A nasty rash had formed on your nose as it burned horribly. Throughout the night, in your sleep, you probably scratched your nose repeatedly. Therefore it bled in several places as the skin looked torn open all along the nose. A nasty sight. The only way to hide this was with bandages. Or stay home…

At your locker, you gathered your stuff for the day. The burning sensation at around the nose was terrible. The urge to scratch was irresistible. The schedule for this week was on the inside of your locker door, you scanned the table as a familiar face popped up beside you.

“Morn-” Peter stopped talking, biting his lower lip while glancing at you. “Morning Peter.” You respond with a playful smile. “How are you this fine morning?” You reply with a sarcastic undertone.

“Please, tell me this is not May’s doing.”

“Nah, I shaved my nose by accident this morning.”

“Sarcasm really is your strong side isn’t it…”

“I can think of better ones.”

“C’mon man! May is really serious about this. You have to tell her!”

“No! I’m not gonna tell her Peter. She tried so hard. I’d be a real bummer to her.”

In the background, the school bell rang. The halls of school just became two times as busy, students rushing from both sides. Peter took a step closer, just inches away from you to add some weight to his words. And since you were a couple of inches taller than Peter. It was more evident than ever, as he looked up to you with his puppy eyes.

“Y-You don’t understand. She asked me to invite you over tonight. If it hurts you gotta tell her.”

“It’s alright Peter, it’s just really itchy.”

"No, it's not (Y/N)! Anyone can see it's not working. Do me a favor. Please tell her.”

“What? How is this doing you a favor?”

“B-Because she has all kinds of ideas for ointments for my bruises and cuts I sometimes get from my internship. If they get the same result. I-I can’t continue doing my work there. Mr. Stark is really afraid of germs and infections. I can’t let that happen. I’ll let you smell one of them tonight. They’re horrible.”

“Wow Peter, putting the fate of your internship in my hands. Well, I guess you finally get to spend some more time with your friends after all. No running out the movie this time.” You grin as you finish up at your locker.

Peter’s wasn’t a person who’d get visibly angry. But his face spoke for itself. If he had the strength, he’d probably folded you in your locker. Like Flash and his buddies did to Peter last year.

"Get that look from your face. I'll hop by later today!” You playfully ruffle your hand through his curly hair. “Stop it (Y/N)!” Peter responds with a grin on this face.

Suddenly Ned showed up through the crowd. He pushed himself towards Peter, pulling his hoody. "Let's go, Peter! We're gonna be late at chemistry!" Peter was grabbing at his throat, gasping for air as he's pulled into the swirling mass of students.

“See you at lunch!” You wave at them. In response you see Peter’s hand sticking above the crowd.

Lunchtime. Since it was a beautiful day, you choose to sit outside. The regular spot under the tree in the courtyard. A wooden bench surrounded the tree. The tree provided a sufficient amount of shadow for this warm day. And combined with a small breeze, the perfect spot. With the tray on your lap, you look out for the rest. MJ was home for the day, ill apparently. You send a text her way you would come by later. What followed was a stream of memes and weird gifs. She'd been texting all day, but in class, it was difficult to keep up with the spam. Slowly working your way through your lunch, continuing to text with MJ while waiting for Peter and Ned.

"P-P-Penis Parker!" Was chanted on the other side of the courtyard. Peter and Ned came through the door as Flash and his buddies waited for him. Before you get a chance to react to the situation. You see Peter pushing open the door with his tray, Flash kicking the door right back. Peter didn't see it coming and tumbled on his knees, and Ned stood behind him helplessly. Peter's tray went flying as his sandwich and drink went airborne and landed in the flower garden beside the door. Defeated he got up, looking at Flash as he and his buddies walked off laughing. Peter scuffled over to you, with a defeated look on his face. Crashing on the bench, throwing his backpack on the ground, arms crossed. "I'm sorry Peter."

“Not your fault (Y/N).” Peter lets out a big sigh, hanging his head in defeat.

You ruffle through your bag, as you pull out a couple of muesli bars and Snickers. Handing them over. “The least I can do.”

“You shouldn’t, really.” Peter grumbled.

“I’ve got nothing left, sorry Peter.” Ned mutters as he stuffs his last sandwich in his mouth.

“Go on. Eat something. Can’t show up at your internship with an empty stomach.”

“That’s true. Thanks, you’re the best.”

“H-Hey! I thou-…” Ned replies with his mouth full.

“He’ll get what’s coming to him someday.” You look towards Flash and his buddies. Sitting on the fence, still going on about Peter. Pointing and laughing. Your mind gets clouded with thoughts that are a bit too dark for such a sunny day. If only… You're awakened by Peter’s elbow in your side. “Stop it (Y/N). It’s fine.”

“Lost in thoughts, that’s all…”

“You seem quite occupied these days (Y/N).” Ned looks at you.

“How so?”

“I dunno know, you stare and gaze a lot these days. If something is bothering you.”

“Oh… No, just… a lot on my mind lately. Sorry.”

“Where were you at gymnastic anyway?” Peter turns to you.

“Don’t have to attend for a couple of months. Got some problems with my left arm. You know… from my trip.”

“You didn’t tell us.” Peter looking confused.

“Mister Jamerson wrote you up as absent.” Ned added while drinking his apple juice.

“Oh well, headmaster Mueller is aware and signed my papers.”

“So, what happened on that trip?”

"We went on a hike, and I fell, dislocated my shoulder, and pulled some muscles. Takes a couple of months to recover.”

“Sounds bad, where did you go hiking?

“Europe.” You react way too quickly. If you had it all prepared.

“O-…”

The sounds of flapping wings in the distant fill the courtyard. The conversation falls silent as the attention of the three is drawn to the other side of the courtyard. The sky above the yard was black with large birds as the sound of squawking birds became louder. Somehow a familiar call to you.

“A-Are those crows?” Peter says with disbelief.

“They’re raven.” You react instantly. “I think…”

“Where did they come from? “ Peter mumbles as the three look up at the sky. The Ravens started to circle, as out of nowhere one of them nosedives down, right at Flash. Before Flash can react the Raven spreads his wings just before he hits him. An awful screech echoes over the courtyard as the Raven darts back up and Flash tumbles down from the fence. Flash wasn't hit, but the sudden fear threw him off balance. His friends ran away the second Flash fell to the ground, leaving him alone to the flock the birds. Not that they had any means to deal with them… Terrified he looked up from the ground as the ravens circled him. For a moment he had overcome his fear as he darts back up, climbing onto the fence. One single screech from a raven unleashed a rain of pebbles. Flash hanging half onto the fence looks up as a shower of pebbles fall upon him. The students in the courtyard watch in silence as he hangs half over the fence with tears running down his face.

The ravens disperse as soon as they came. The courtyard falling silent again, only hearing Flash his snickering. He picks up his bag and runs inside avoiding eye contact with anyone, pushing students aside on his way to the door. "What the…?" Mouth open, Peter didn't finish his sentence. You hear a soft dud, and you look over to Ned as his sandwich lays flat on the floor. "That… was awesome!" Peter turning visibly annoyed to Ned. “You said you didn’t have any sandwiches left…?”

“Hah! That w-…” Ned’s excitement subsides quickly as soon as he sees Peter annoyed look towards him.

"This can't be a coincidence." Peter turns to you with a look of suspicion. "Am I right (Y/N)?"

“I don’t know Peter.” You snarled at him.

The school day went by quickly. Flash was nowhere to be seen around school. But it was definitely the talk of the day. You sat beside Peter again during math. From what you thought was suspicion in his looks, there seemed to be nothing left. The Ravens, they still kept your mind occupied. The one raven that flew down was terribly familiar.

Peter didn’t have time after school. Something had made him really enthusiastic as he ran out front excusing himself. “I have things… to do at my internship. See you guys tomorrow!” He left you standing there with Ned. You both watch Peter jog away. The blazing sun shuns down as you both stand halfway on the steps of the school entrance. Ned turns to you. “Well, I gotta catch the bus, have to go to the dentist. I’ll text you when I’m done.”

“Good luck Ned. Talk to you later!”

You wave some students goodbye you know from class as you start your way home. It's only a couple of block away. And since the weather is right, you instead take a walk back home. The sun shuns bright between the skyscrapers. You put on your favorite cap to protect your eyes from the sun. Walking home wasn’t bad, especially since your favorite corner shop was a couple blocks in-between. They served the best (your favorite flavor) milkshakes in New York. With one hand you fish ear pods out of your pockets, and as always entangled with keys and pens. After the struggle with ear pods, you plug them in and continue your way, opening Spotify up you scroll through your favorite playlist. Turning by the corner shop, you pick up your favorite milkshake and continue on your way. Down the walkway into the park. The park was covered with trees, offering much shadow from the heat of the sun. You stroll down the parkways. People lay on the grass enjoying their free time. Parents playing with their children, an elderly couple resting on benches and the usual ice-cream cart. You continue your walk down the path.

“…You didn’t look…”

You cough violently as you almost choke on the cold stream of milkshake when you heard that dark voice from within again. Coughing hysterically you look around searching for that damn bird. It had to be the damn bird again. With watery eyes, it was difficult to take notice of any shapes. It was frustrating. You knew you couldn’t draw the attention from the other people. But you kept looking around. The damn bird could be anywhere.

“… The bench…”

In front you down the pathway stood a wooden bench, an old garbage can sat beside it. Nothing out of the ordinary. Several feet behind the bench towered a massive oak tree. The big crude roots stuck half out of the ground which grew up into the sturdy bark turning into large looming branches. The colorful green leaves blew calmly in the wind. It stood full grown, unable to see most of the branches. You approach the bench, with one eye on the oak. Half expecting to the raven to lurk from one of the branches.

It wasn’t…

You sit down and wait. Instinctively you remove your earbuds like you expected a conversation to happen at any moment. A flutter of wings made some noise on the left of you, as the claws hit the top of the bench. You look over and observe as the Raven lands on top of the bench. It's beak pointing straight ahead. This time it seemed more impressive than when it sat in the window. Its black figure stood proudly on the bench, long black feathers gently blowing with the wind. It was larger than any other raven you had seen, but one detail struck you more than anything else. The eye. From within the eye emitted some kind of searing red energy. Then it struck you. A familiar color. You knew that color all too well. As you mind wandered off, the raven turned its beak toward you.

“…Afraid of the truth?…” You hear from within.

“Wha-…” You try muttering a word.

“…Stop… Talk to yourself (Y/N)…Focus… Think about what you want to say… I read your thoughts…”

You hesitate for a moment. Then it struck you, the accident earlier in the courtyard. You thought about how you wanted to punch Flash so hard, make him pay for what he did to Peter. Peter always was a scapegoat for Flash and his friend. They didn’t bother Peter when you were around. But they always found a way to bully Peter, or Ned. But seeing Peter being bullied over and over again was painstakingly difficult not to act out revenge some time. But Flash had more friends then you could probably handle. Someday... But did... Did the ravens act…?

“…You are right. We did…”

You look around the park. No one seemed to have noticed the Raven and you. Must have been a weird sight you think to yourself. A single guy chilling with a raven in bright daylight. You sink back deep in thoughts staring across the parks green grass. This Raven has to have answers to your questions. What are you anyway? What binds this raven to you? Did you become a druid of some sort? Weird…

“…All in due time. For now, beware of Peter...”

What has Peter to do with any of this?

“…He’s onto something (Y/N)…How is your left arm…”

“…Master…”

What? What did it just say? How did it know? Master? Since when? How?

“…I was affected by the same thing… In that alleyway…”

#peter parker x male reader #peter parker x male!reader #peter parker x reader #spiderman x male reader #spiderman x male!reader #male reader x spiderman #peter parker x you #peter parker x y/n #peter parker tom holland

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smireyac · 4 years ago

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fuck this year man u dont even get cute emojis in the title this time

so lemme just start by saying fuck 2020

now that we’re on the same page, lets get into it

so i dont have to explain all the reasons why this year sucked bc u just need to google 2020 and there will be a million reasons why it was TOTAL FUCKING GARBAGE...... usually when so many people collectively say a year sucked ass, i can be like “oh it wasnt *all* bad for me, personally” haha not this year!!!

its super fucking depressing to look at how hopeful and positive i was about 2020 a year ago..... ofc there was no way for me to have known it would all go to shit but i still really appreciate the tone i had set... reading over the previous reflections and seeing how harsh and negative i was @ myself made the softness of last years post super refreshing....

now i said i dont *have* to explain all the ways 2020 was shitty, but i am gonna explain the biggest reason this year was shitty for me, personally..... it might seem really small in comparison to the ways 2020 was shitty as a whole on like a global scale? but really the biggest reason 2020 sucked ass was i didnt get to really hang out with any of my friends in real life for 9 out of the 12 months of the year.... and really it was like the first week of march that shit hit the fan so like really it was only 2 months that we got to see each other....... if u rmbr p much every previous retrospective post ive made, there was a big emphasis on friends..... ive come to realize that im actually a very *extra*verted person??? despite my overall shyness and homebody attitude, i would always choose to hang out with people over being alone so stay-at-home orders FUCKING SUCKED??? when we all thought it would be over in a couple weeks, maybe a month it was fine?? hey its a good time to draw or catch up on that reading and/or writing i said i was gonna do maybe even start learning to drive?? it’ll be no big deal THEN it wasn’t over in a month and it wasnt gonna BE over anytime soon and no one important was doing anything about it and its an election year and black lives have always mattered and yet everything is so uncertain and

[inhale]

[exhale]

this year was..... a lot...... too much in fact

in 2018, i had said that i watched vox’s video on the year in 5 mins and cried... if i watched this year in five minutes, i dont think i would be able to breathe......

SO instead of making myself CRY..... lets try to think about any GOOD things that happened and think about what we can do to make 2021 good for ourselves:

GOOD THINGS THAT HAPPENED:

-i *didn’t* lose my job!! sad that so many others cannot say the same but im trying to make myself feel *better* not WORSE so i got to keep my job and i actually work more hours than before so!!

-i actually *did* learn to drive this year!!!! and im pretty good at it??? for someone that just started this year anyway?? i probably *would* have my DRIVER’S LICENSE right now if it weren’t for a surge in cases in a certain STATE that i happen to live in......... but w/e its fine i get more time to practice and im ~~**DEFINITELY**~~ going pass my test and get my license ~whenever it is that i can reschedule my dmv appt~

lmfao its so funny that last year, i was absolutely *dreading* learning to drive but i so fucking get why everyone was like ‘you need to learn how to drive’ i legit love it so much???? ive always been a car person but that was like purely for the aesthetic but now that i can drive im just....... WOOOW this really is what freedom feels like.... like ik that public transportation is amazing and i will always champion it but nothing beats being purely in control of your destination.... i also wanted to buy myself a car for my birthday even tho i couldnt really drive yet but then sien had to fix smthg on her car and it was EXPENSIVE AF and my mom was like “u dont need to buy a car yet” so i put the brakes [haha] on that... but soon... once i get my license,,, then i will have u my love................. so with that being “my most serious goal of 2020″ im glad i did it

-i was one of lucky ones and got unemployment when i couldn’t work so i have a lot of money saved in the bank??? pls no one steal my identity i wanna use that money to buy myself a car and/or for when we move out 🤞🤞 we’ll just have to wait and seeeeee....................

-i had mentioned playing dnd last year too and thats been going STRONG as hell thank goodness....... we couldnt keep playing in person but when we moved it to online, not only did we actually get to hang out a lot more, we made more friends??? introduced new people to the group?? its so good and in fact probably the only thing that kept me even a little bit sane this year......

-this is more of an honorable mention than an accomplishment but im this 🤏close to catching up with critical role and thats partially thanks to the pandemic lmao sooooo ???

aaaaaaand thats p much it lol i didnt really accomplish any of my other goals bc reasons................. but!!! as cliche as it sounds, with a light at the end of the tunnel, im confident that i can turn that all around this year.... so if 2016 was the year of change, 2017 was the year of getting used to shit, 2018 was the year of getting *too* used to shit and 2019 ended up being the year of friends, 2020 was the year of absolute shit and it doesn’t fucking count....... i learned a lot this year, biggest lesson of all is that life is short and if i were to have died at any point last year, what the fuck would i have to show for it??? so usually i end up giving a theme or name to a year after its done but this time im determined to make 2021 into what i want it to be SO i am declaring this year, the year of our lord 2021, the year of new experiences!!!! what the fuck does that mean you ask? well ill tell you!!! im gonna try new things this year!! make a very pointed effort to do things outside my comfort zone?? and for my goals this year, im going back to my old way of making a huge list of stuff u wanna do and seeing how much i can actuallly accomplish!! now i said theres a light but we really dont know when all this shit will end and life will go “bAcK tO nOrMaL” so whos to say ill get to accomplish any of it? at the same time, there are plenty of stuff on the list that i can do within the pandemic set parameters so!! lets see this list!!

2021 GOALS:

[check boxes bc there is no plain box emoji lmao]

☑️ read new books!! i’ll keep last years goal bc i didnt meet it and i have good reads now which tells me i just need to read 1.5 books a month to reach that goal!! huzzah!

☑️ watch new shows and new movies b4 u end up watching shit you’ve already seen a million times... i bought an old planner for 2020 instead of 2021 by accident but i hope it will help keep track of the movies/shows along with the books too!

☑️ listen to new music!! this years spotify wrapped was garbo it only had like 3 albums and a bunch of other shit i always listen to so i gotta fix that lmfao

☑️ write new stories!! i am comforted by the shit ive been writing for the past like 7 years but if my screenplay class taught me anything its that there are a lot of stories to tell and i got so many ideas floating around in this noggin!! instead of an arbitrary word count, why dont i say write idk 3 new stories, start to finish, in whatever medium idc screenplay, short story, comic, twine WHATEVER!! do it!

☑️ eat new food!! lmao this one seems the most silly to me but ive never had indian food, ive never had [not really anyway] korean food, i want to find new restaurants and eat new food!!! yum!

☑️ go on a road trip!!

☑️ visit some place ive never been before!!

☑️ go on a hike??

☑️ go to mexico again

☑️ ride a scary rollercoaster you previously wouldnt have

☑️ go to a club

☑️ get silly drunk fr

☑️ FUCK IT go on dates!! self date friend dates sister date cousin dates R- Romantic... dates ??? FUCK IT!!! YEAH!! DATE ALL UP IN THIS BITCH!!

☑️ learn to use blender

☑️ animate something

☑️ make a big painting

☑️ cosplay ???? AHH

☑️ learn to roller skate lmao u bought the skates and were so excited for them!!

☑️ go somewhere SUPER DARK and go see some real stars!!!!

☑️ and to top it all off, throw the airbnb house party that we’ve been talking about for MONTHS lmao

hmmmm,, i think thats a good enough list for now ?? another thing i wanted to accomplish.... that im scared to speak into existence bc then i cant back out of doing it...........and it doesnt align with the whole “new” spirit of 2021 but.......... i want to like start making apartments for rent????? like i want to have something of it to show by, if not the 8th anniversary then by the end of the year HHUFF THERE I SAID IT......... no turning back now..........

alright its almost midnight on.... whats this? its already jan. 1st??? lmao yeah fuck it i didnt keep up with anything i normally did this year who cares i made up the rules i can break them too lol

so yeah

we’ll see what this year brings us,,,,

hoo boy

#omg i talk #happy new year

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saltynemo · 7 years ago

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Break Up PT.2

WHATADO Everybody, its your boi Nemo back at it again with another fanfiction. Excuse my French but HOLY SH*T! Break-Up got like 65 notes. Damn, Ily guys so much. But anyway, heres pt.2 since I left you all with a cliff hanger, and a surprise at the end ;)

Summery: Brendon decides to give Y/n some fresh air, and they both go out together. Unexpectedly, they see a familiar face

Type: Fluff?

Warnings: Cussing, A little angst at the end, lots of flirting, I think that's about it

Requested?: Yes

Word Count: 3k (3,007 words)

PT.1

So, without further a do, P-P-P-P-PLAY IT

I clench my fists, shaking uncontrollably. I start walking towards Audrey at a fast pace. Patrick apparently sees what I was going to do, so he raced for me. He held my arms, making me stop my movements. "Pete, kick her out" Pat said, rubbing my arms. Pete nodded, walking towards Audrey and Brendon. He grabbed her by the shoulders, pulling her away from Brendon. "Dont let the door hit you on the way out" Pete added, pushing her out the door and slamming it. He sighed in relief that she was gone. We all heard pounding on the other side of the door, and alot of profanities. Patrick let go of me and stepped aside. I walked over to Brendon, who was at the verge of crying. "Desperate bitch" He muttered, looking up to me. I lighlty smiled at his comment. "Cmon, guys! That ass is gone, lets go back to the movie." Josh, Tyler, Andy, and Joe all yelled from the couch. "Lets just all calm down and relax" Pete said, heading towards the couch aswell. Me and Brendon layed a blanket and pillows down on the floor, since it was crouded on the couch. Brendons head was on my stomach so he was facing the TV. I played with his hair while he was dozing off to sleep. "Goodnight, Y/n" Brendon sighed. "Good night, Bren" I added, circling my finger on his forhead. I got tired of playing with Brendons head, so I stopped my actions and also dozed off to sleep. I fell asleep to the sound of some guy getting his ass beat from the TV, and Brendons snoring.

I opened my eyes slowly, seeing a ray of sunshine infront of me. Brendon was still laying on my stomach. He was rubbing my leg slowly. "How long have you been up" I whisper to him. "Too long" He replies, smiling up to me. "Im gonna go get some cereal" He says, getting up and creeping towards the kitchen. I follow him, since everyone else was still sleeping. He grabs 2 bowls as I grab the milk and cereal box. "Waffle Crisps?" Brendon says. "Thats all we have right now" I whisper back. We both set up 'breakfeast' and eat together. "So, when will the boys be up" I whisper, wanting to go outside. "They usually sleep in late..so I dont know. Maybe we can sneak out and do something" Brendon says back, winking. I blush at his comment, but think about it as well. "Maybe we can hang out at the mall, Its not like we have anything important to do" I request, stirring my cereal. "Sounds great!" He says, making it come out louder than it should have. "Shh, we dont wanna wake up the children do we" I joke, getting up from my seat. Brendon quietly laughs at my comment, getting up as well to put the dishes away. "Im gonna go get ready" I say, jogging to my bag. "Same, Ill be out in a few" Brendon says, heading towards his pile of clothes. I grab a lazy outfit and go into the bathroom to change. I didnt want to over dress, so I put on an oversized P!ATD hoodie with black skinny jeans. I unlock the bathroom door, so Brendon can walk in at any time. I put on some light make-up, just to look presentable. I run back out to the living room to grab my phone and wallet. "You ready?" Brendon says. I look over to him in shock. Hes wearing almost exactly what I am. "Im not changing, so we either go out like this or you change" I say in a stern, but funny, tone. "Im not changing either, so we will just have to live with it" Brendon says back, rolling his eyes. I laugh lightly. "Lets go" I sigh, but laughing a little afterwards.

Me and Brendon sneak out of the building and walk down the street. His car was parked a long ways away from here, so we had a little walking to do. Brendon put his arm around me so his fingers brushed across my back. "You ok?" I ask. "Yea-yea im fine" He replies, taking his hand away. I shrug it off and continue to walk with him.

Once we reach his car, I hop in and quickly grab the aux chord before he does. "I swear if you play 'Penis Sized Nipples' again, Ill drop you off somewhere far away from here" He warns, laughing a bit. I chuckle at his comment, thinking of what to put on. "I got something youll like. Its not trash from my perspective" I say, looking up the song on my phone. I put 'Taco Bell Saga' in the search title, trying not to lose my cool. I click the first video that comes up. "FAST FOOD GREASY TACO I LOVE" Blasts in the car. Brendon jumps in suprise, laughing hard. "NACHO BELL GRANDE CHEESY GORDITA" I begin to sing/scream. Brendon soon catches his breathe and yells with me, "I LIKE YOUR NACHOS LIKE DIARRHEA" He screams, pulling the car out onto the road. "MAN I REALLY LIKE TACO BELL" We both scream as we drive to the mall. The whole car ride, we were being stared at and being told to pay attention to the road. I really didnt care. I was with Brendon and thats all that mattered.

We made it to the mall, with our voices raspy from our screaming. It was fun though. I put my phone back in my pocket and walked with Brendon to the front door. "Can I get Dip n Dots?!" I ask, once I see a Dip N Dots booth. "Sure, I can go for some too" He replies, holding my hand and dragging me to the Cafiteria. Before we can make it, were hit with an excited voice. "BRENDON!!" A voice shouts. We both turn, expecting to see a fangirl. But it was better than that; It was Dallon Weekes [(Idc if I spelt it wrong lol)]!! "DALLON" Me and Brendon both shout to eachother. We make a group hug. It took us about 5 minutes for us to let go. "I havent seen you in like forever! How have you been!!" I yell, fist bumping him. He chuckles and we all talk together. We all started talking about the band, girlfriends/boyfriends, and just fun stuff. We began walking around the mall, messing with security guards and what not. We just did what teenagers would do.

After about running around the mall for 2 hours, I started getting tired. "My feeet hurrrrttt" I whine to the boys. "Deal with it" Brendon says, snickering. "Dalllooon, can you carry meeeeee?" I whine like a baby. "No, your like how old?? 25?" He says, laughing. "Awww is my poor girl upset" Brendon chimes in, laughing. I keep whining untill Dallon gives in. "Fine, Come here, you big baby" He says. He bends down a little, so I can piggy back him. "Why cant I get carried? Im tired too" Brendon says, pushing Dallon a little. "Because he loves me more" I joke, ruffling Dallons Hair.

We continue walking, untill I spot something. "HOT TOPIC!!" I yell, pointing. Both the boys jump, Dallon nearly dropping. "WHAT IS IT" Brendon yells. We get serveral eyes on us, people thinking 'Dumb Kids'. "MOVE BRENDON, DALLON WEEKES IS COMING. HURRY UP" I scream again, pointing to Hot Topic. Everyone laughs as Dallon walks fast to the front doors of Hot Topic. Im Emo trash so Hot Topic was like my home. He drops me, tired of carrying me. "How much do you weigh" He jokes. I push him and smile. "GUYS, MAKE WAY, THE EMO QUEEN IS HERE" I shout, running straight to the Emo Band T-Shirts. Everyone laughs again as I sprint to the back of the store. I go crazy, ignoring my bank account and money situiation.

Once I am finished shopping, I check out to the cashier. My total came to 210.75...I really let myself go. As I was handing the lady my card, Brendon grabs it and holds it over my head. He gives her his card instead. "Hey! Im paying for this! Not you" I yell, trying to get my card. "Try me, Suger" He replies, getting the recipt. I hold him by his ear as I grab my bag. I march him out of the store, Dallon follows along snickering. "I dont like to owe people!" I yell at him while I let go of his ear. He just stares blankly at my face, like what I said meant nothing to him. I got annoyed, "Hey, I said I-" I begin to say. All of the sudden, Brendon grabs my face and kisses me. Im put into utter shock, not being able to move. "Im gonna go to the bathroom" He says, breaking away and walking to the restrooms. "Didnt know that shot of Vodka would do that to him" Dallon mutters, kicking his feet on the ground. I break out of my shock and turn to him, "Shots of Vodka??" I ask, raising a brow. "While you went on your shopping spree, we decided to sneak out and take a couple of drinks in the bar down the street" He says, turning to me. "How long was I shopping??" I nearly yelled to him. Dallon laughed but then answered me, "Like about an hour, you went crazy!" He said, laughing more. I soon joined in with him, nearly falling down. Maybe I was drunk too. I steady myself on Dallons shoulder, trying to catch my breathe. Brendon comes back, drying his hands on his shirt. "What time is it?" I ask, standing up straight. "Oh, its...7:00?!" Brendon shrieks, shocked at how late it is. "Oh my Josh, Im so Dun right now" Dallon yells, almost falling on the floor from laughing. "Shut up! Thats so cringy" I say to him, laughing too. Me, Brendon, and Dallon are all laughing messes, falling on the floor and just loosing our shit.

Once we catch our breathe, we all stand back up. "Well, me and Y/n wanna go somewhere else before we go home. Wanna join?" Brendon asks Dallon. "Nah, sorry. I gotta be somewhere" He replies, grabbing his stuff off the ground. "Cya around then!" I cheer, hugging him before I go back to Brendon. Brendon fists bumps him and we say goodbye. "So, where do you wanna go? Dallon told me about a bar down the street" I say, nudging him. "Yea, sounds fun! Lets go there!" Brendon cheers, holding my hand. Why is so attracted to me all of the sudden? Maybe he is just happy im here, I shouldnt get my hopes up.

Once at the bar, It was kind of empty at first. "Cmon" Brendon says, taking my arm. He knows I dont drink that much, why did I even suggest this? Me and Brendon sit on the side of the bar. "Can I have 2 T-" Brendon says, before relizing who the bar tender is. Its Audrey..she really let her self go. Cakey make-up,a shirt that is way too tight for her, blue eyeliner, and very skinny jeans. Suprised she fit in those. "Oh, who look who it is..Brendon" She says with a smirk. "T-two tequilas" He stutters out, quickly turning away. I give Brendon a "Oh Shit" look before turning away as well. "Sure thing, sexy-thang" She replies, making our drinks. "First of all, you know ill get drunk as hell if i drink Tequila, second of all, I had know clue she works here" I whisper in Brendons ear. Brendon laughs lightly, "We didnt come here to be sober, your getting drunk tonight. I dont care if we have to get a taxi" He replied, turning back to the bar. "Heres your drinks" Audrey says with a wink. Brendon rolls his eyes at her and hands me the drink. "I dont wanna get that drunk tonight though.." I sigh, stirring it. "Dont be a whimp, just drink it" He laughs, taking a sip. "But Bren-" He takes my drink and holds it up to my lips, leaning it so the alchohal pours into my mouth. "Down the hatch, babe" He mutters, making me chug the drink. He takes the glass away from my lips and puts it on the table. "Damnit Bren" I say, chuckling a small bit. I whipe my mouth and glance at Audrey. Her expression is full on jelousy. "2 more!" Brendon calls out to Audrey. She scoffs and starts making them. "Brendon! i swear" "Your getting hammered tonight...WERE getting hammered tonight" He says, ruffling my hair. I roll my eyes, turning so im facing the bar. "Here you go" Audrey sighs, placing down the drink roughly. I stare at the moving alchohal for what seems forever, untill Brendon talks. "If you dont drink that your self, Ill spoon feed you it" He says, already chugging down his drink. I sigh and put the glass to my lips. I, suprisingly, chug all of the Tequila down. Brendon pats my back in praise, almost making me spit the liquid out of my mouth. I already see Brendon getting drunk. His eyes look tired and hes stumbling kind of. I already feel dizzy since im a lighthead. Tonights going to be a long night...

*TIME SKIP Brought to you by Andy's beard*

Im hammered as hell. Me and Brendon both. We have been slurring back and fourth to eachother, most of them being flirts-since we dont even know what were doing. "You-you remind me of my pinky toe" Brendon slurrs, downing his drink. "Why is that" I ask with a smirk, knowing the answer already. "Because your small, fragile *hiccup* and will probably be banged againts my coffee table later tonight" He says with a wink. We both laugh at how dumb we look compared to the rest of the bar. Except for Audrey, she was a bull who just saw a red cape. She was so angry I thought she was going to strangle me right then and there. "I got one" I say, nearly dropping my 5th tequila. "Are you a lit candle?" I ask, resting my hand on his thigh. He smirks, placing his drink down on the table. "Because on my birthday, I wanna blow you" I slurr. "Nice one, but I *hiccup* got a good joke" He says, holding my hand thats on his thigh. "Wait! Let me go again, I want a nother chance" I say, looking into his eyes. "Fine, I cant say no to you" Brendon replies, looking back into mine. I laugh a little at how hammered we are. I grab my drink again and finish it off. "What does a Scientist plant in a garden?" "A Chemis-tree!" I cheer, throwing my head back and laughing. Brendon didnt laugh though, he just kept staring at me. I looked back to him, "Oh-cmon that was funny" I say, looking back to him. "Sorry, Y/n. Its just that your beauty caught me off guard" He says in a romantic tone. "Oh-shut up, your so cringy" I laugh, pushing him a little..he didnt budge. "Your just so hot when your drunk" He mutters to me. "You made me this way" I say, chuckling. "Just-god damn it" He said before roughly kissing me. I tried to kiss back, but it was hard to match the pace of his movements. He pulled away after what seemed like forever, "Thanks, I needed that" Brendon said, adjusting his sitting position. I was still for a minute, thinking about what Brendon just did and what I just did. "You ok?" Brendon chuckles, seeing my state of mind. "I need another drink" I say, laughing. "I think you had eno-" "2 shots of whiskey" I interupt him, asking Audrey for another drink. She glares at me, only walking away to get the glasses. "Jesus, Y/n. Whiskeys pretty rough, you know?" He says in a concerned tone. "Aww, is my poor little Brendon too much of a pussy to get one more drink?" I say with a smirk. "Whoa whoa whoa, who are you callin a softy?" He says, holding up a hand. "You heard me" I reply, smirking more. Audrey slams the shots down infront of us; it was obviouse she was mad. "Down the hatch, babe" I mock, putting the glass to my lips and drinking it. He just smiles and downs his shot glass too.

Me and Brendon went back to slurring our jokes and flirts to eachother. But half way through our conversation, I noticed I had to use the restroom. "What do you call a *hiccup* pretty girl on a drummers arm?" "A Tattoo!" He slurrs, almost dropping his empty glass. I fake laugh, noticing I really had to go. "Im gonna use the restroom" I say, strolling over to the ladies bathroom. I sway my hips a little bit-but not too much-just to give Brendon a hint. I dont know what kind of hint, but just some kind of a hint. Once I turn a corner to where the restrooms were, I saw Satan. Shit. It was Audrey, casually holding a beer bottle in her hand. "Hey, Y/n. Hows life with Brenny?" She says in a bitchy tone. "Please-im not going to do this now" I simply say, trying to get past her. She blocks the door, "Hey, Im not done with you just yet" She says, stopping me. "Look, Im not in the mood to have a brawl with you out in the middle of a bar. I have to pee" I say, pushing her out the way and walking into the ladies restroom. "Hey im not done with you yet!" She yells to me. I keep walking, ignoring her and pretty much everything. "Thats it!" Audrey screams. Then, suddenly, something strikes my head, and shatters. Im left in complete darkness.

(Surprise surprise, another cliff hanger HAHAHAH, Ill make a Break Up PT.3 If you request, and maybe Ill make it smutty who knows. But I hope you liked it and cya next time :D)

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jokin-around · 8 years ago

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Im real sick and bed ridden today and it got me thinkin about a batjokes scenario and this was only supposed to be a paragraph…. it’s not formal or anything, mostly rambling, and probably filled with typos so read at ur own risk, takes place in my joke boi au lol

J is sick with a flu or a fever or something and he’s in a bad mood too cause all the rogues hate him and harley is off with her GF so he’s just kind of dying in his lair

But then, mostly out of some misplaced sense of spite, he just gets up, wearing what he’s wearing, no make up, and robs the nearest general store, rolling in on a pair of heelies and shooting his gun in the air twice to clear the place out, no bloodshed today

He goes in and grabs whatever he needs that he couldn’t ask anyone else to get for him, including some meds, a copy of one his favorite movies and a tub of ice cream

By the time he comes back out, batman is already there and maybe he knew he would, maybe that’s why he decided to rob the store instead of just going undercover and buying the shit. in any case tho, at this point j feels about ready to collapse and batman can tell

He stalks over to jay who just kind of glares back at him wearily like “are we gonna do this or can i go the f*ck home now” and batman says quietly.

“My bat-monitor says you have an 104 degree fever”

And j just sighs tiredly

“Look i’d love to stay and fight but i need to get ho- ”

“What you NEED is medical attention.”

Jay blinks “wha- ? No I-i’m fine, i’m- ”

Before he can finish protesting batman slaps a pair of hand cuffs on him and grabs him by the scruff of his shirt, escorting him to the batmobile, j struggles at first but soon stops as he realizes this is exactly what he wanted to happen, he just wanted company, but now that his subconscious plan had worked, he felt way to vulnerable. He was weak, looked terrible and was nowhere near dressed for the occasion, it wasn’t right.

But batman doesn’t seem to care much tho, he glares at jay with the same look of anger and authoritative disappointment he always does after committing a crime, but this time the cold stone glare is dampened with something else. not disgust like j expects, like he thinks he deserves, but worry.

batman throws him into the passenger seat, j, uncharacteristically quiet the whole time. he does try to banter when batman finally takes a seat next to him tho.

“Hey ya’ll mind if i?” He opens his ice cream and digs into it, batman glares at him

“What?? gotta munch before the shit melts, don’t worry, i wont get any on the leather interior of your pre- *cough* p-precious, ha…”

He laughs weakly, losing energy near the end of the sentence

“Whatever” batman groans “stop talking” he pulls a pill from seemingly nowhere and hands it to jay “and take this”

J looks at it warily “it’s not some kinda funky sedative is it?” He asks

“No.. it’s to help with your illness, the product you bought over the counter is useless” you could practically hear the regret in his voice but no clown was gonna die on his watch tonight, and even if wasn’t something serious, it was better safe than sorry.

J, to drained to argue, obeys and takes it, downing it chocolate chip mint icecream

Then the bruce revs the car and heads to the batcave, since he doesn’t trust arkham at all and it’s safer to keep him where he can keep an eye on him. it’s no use blindfolding j, he already knows everything and hardly cares.

They spend the rest of the night together, j watching the movie he stole (ace ventura: pet detective) on a big monitor in the batcave, wrapped in a blanket, eating soup alfred had originally brought down for bruce and handcuffed to a rail, batman next to him pretending to work.

#batjokes #joke boi au

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peep911 · 8 years ago

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Emily Is Away Too

This game was fucking great. Beat it in a day, listened to a bunch of old music I liked, and got one of the endings I wanted.

Going to put all my screenshots, chat logs, opened tabs, and so on below.

WARNING SPOILERS! DO NOT KEEP READING UNLESS YOU HAVE ALREADY PLAYED THE GAME! THIS INCLUDES MY ENTIRE PLAY EXPERIENCE FROM THIS GAME! I RECOMMEND YOU DO NOT KEEP READING THIS IF YOU HAVE NOT WATCHED THIS GAME EITHER!

Either way if you have watched or played this game before you may be seeing a different ending, but you read ahead if you want. :P

Chat log #1: Emily

IM History with emerz35 Thursday, August 3, 2006 emerz35has signed in emerz35:hey tyler! Peep911:hey emily! emerz35:what's up? Peep911:just talking to people, you? emerz35:talking to people tooo. emerz35:so did you do anything fun today? Peep911:just played video games like all dayy emerz35:cool beans! i played games like all this morning too =p Peep911:that's cool! what'd you play? emerz35:haha honestly, the sims 2 just like your buddy icon! Peep911:damnn, pretty solid choice lol emerz35:really i'm just a sucker for any rpg-ish game. emerz35:what games are your favorite? Peep911:i'd have to say rpgs too! emerz35:reaally? no wonder we're such good friends =p emerz35:we should hang out and play gamess sometime. Peep911:as long as ii get to be player one =p emerz35:haha, you wishh. emerz35:so that was my morning, then i just hung out at jeff's house. Peep911:oh that's cool emerz35:it actually got super boring so i left haha. Peep911:that sucks, why was it boring? emerz35:he was just doing his own thing the whole time. emerz35:whaatever. emerz35:i'd rather be home talking to people anyways. Peep911:yay internet! emerz35:i was thinking the other day. emerz35:it's pretty crazy how our group of friends has stayed together like all of high school. Peep911:i know, it's pretty cool emerz35:i wonder if senior year is going to change that? Peep911:i don't think it will, but i guess we'll see emerz35:yeah i don't know, people have already started to act differently. emerz35:let's just stay friends okay? Peep911:sure, we'll stay friends emerz35:good! it would suck to lose you. emerz35:hey, do you know the band snow patrol? Peep911:no, i don't think so emerz35:listen to this song, it's my favorite. emerz35:youtoob.com/watch?v=fk1Q9y6VVy0Y Peep911:oh, i like this song a lot! emerz35:isn't it grand! emerz35:the music videos really cool too Peep911:where was it shot? emerz35:paris i think! it's so gorgeous. emerz35:i want to see them live so bad. but like, no bands ever play around here. Peep911:i don't know about that, what about warped tour? emerz35:oh yeah, that's the like, punk music festival right? emerz35:do you know anyone who goes to those? Peep911:yeah, some of my friends are going emerz35:oh yeah? i don't think i know anyone that's going. emerz35:what's your favorite kind of music? Peep911:definitely alternative emerz35:omg me too! you're seriously the best! Peep911:lol thanks emerz35:hey! you finally set up your buddy info! emerz35:arctic monkeys lyrics! they're in my info too! Peep911:they're really good! emerz35:so you're like my favorite person now =p Peep911:awe thanks emily emerz35:quick! i need your help coming up with a good excuse. Peep911:your dog ate it! that shit aalways works emerz35:haha, i don't know about thaat. emerz35:jeff wants us to hang out with his friends this weekend, but i reaaally don't want to. Peep911:why don't you want to hang out? emerz35:hanging out with his friends just means sitting around getting drunk. emerz35:and i don't really drink. so i don't know. Peep911:well that sucks, i'm sorry emerz35:haha, it's okay. do you drink tyler? Peep911:no, i never drink emerz35:cool beans, we're in the same boat! emerz35:why don't you drink? Peep911:it's just so unhealthy, you know? emerz35:it really is! i feel the samee. emerz35:haha, so i just panicked and i said i already had plans. Peep911:that's good! what are your plans? emerz35:i don't have anyy haha, i need to find some plans for tomorrow.. Peep911:you could hang out with me! we could play some games together? emerz35:hmm maybe! should we invite other people? Peep911:i don't really care either way emerz35:nahh, screw other people! and we both like the same games. emerz35:thanks for being my coverr! Peep911:absolutely noo problem! emerz35:i'm excited for tomorrow noww! Peep911:yeah, i'm sure it won't be tooo bad emerz35:oh wow it's getting kinda late, huh. Peep911:what! no it's nott emerz35:it is for me! i won't last much longerr =p Peep911:psshh you loserr! emerz35:at least i'll be a comfy loser in bed! Peep911:deuces! emerz35:deuces! emerz35is away emerz35and a magic trick, makes the world disappear. bbl. Chat log #1 Evelyn IM History with punk4eva Thursday, August 3, 2006 punk4eva:yoooo tyler! Peep911:hey evelyn! punk4eva:what is uppp? Peep911:eh nm, how about you? punk4eva:just chillinn, about to paint my nails punk4eva:i cant decidee what color thoughh Peep911:cyan all the wayy punk4eva:thats honestly what i was thinking, great ideaa punk4eva:speaking of colors, i like your new scheme! Peep911:lol hey, thankss punk4eva:so hows your summer goingg? Peep911:honestly, it's been kinda boring punk4eva:aww im sorry, what have you been up to? Peep911:a whole lot of video games! punk4eva:awesomesauce! punk4eva:i cant believe we go back to school in a month D: Peep911:highschool's okay sometimes punk4eva:yeah it can be, like our history class last year Peep911:that class was so great punk4eva:i know! funny how we never really talked before that punk4eva:you still have to hang out with me and my friends some time Peep911:yeah for sure, some day punk4eva:got any big plans for the rest of the summer? Peep911:i don't know, nothing reallyy, how about you? punk4eva:me and my friends are driving up to warped tour on saturday! Peep911:are you going to mosh? punk4eva:hell yes! i lovee punk rock showss punk4eva:whats your favorite kind of music? Peep911:alternative i guess? punk4eva:but punk rocks so good thoo Peep911:my favorites always change, maybe it'll be punk rock next week! punk4eva:yeah! thatd be sickk punk4eva:i cant wait to see senses fail, do you know them? Peep911:nope, i don't think so punk4eva:here, listen to this punk4eva:youtoob.com/watch?v=QUmj3y_263Y Peep911:its alright i guess punk4eva:i bet itll grow on you punk4eva:its my favorite song by them, ive got the lyrics in my buddy info punk4eva:speaking of infos, i dont think ive looked at yours Peep911:i just updated it! punk4eva:arctic monkeys? theyre okayy punk4eva:man idk where my friends are, they were supposed to pick me up like half an hour ago Peep911:you know, they're probably dead punk4eva:lol youre probably right, were supposed to go to my friends house and partyy Peep911:oh, are their parents not around? punk4eva:nahh they are! theyre just like, super chill :p punk4eva:i should probably start getting some stuff togetherr Peep911:oh okay, do you want to sign off? punk4eva:we can keep talking! i just need some stuff in case i stay over jackies punk4eva:ohh i should bring a movie, wanna help me pickk? Peep911:lol, suree, what are the options? punk4eva:final destination 3 or the descent? Peep911:obviously final destination! that movie is pure gold punk4eva:i know right! its so bad its good! Peep911:yeah it's like not even scary punk4eva:it still is kinda! some of the scenes are pretty brutal punk4eva:what movies are your favorite? Peep911:i think i'd have to say comedy punk4eva:oh yeah? i guess horror is definitely mine Peep911:i can't really handle most horror movies =p punk4eva:hey, just got a text punk4eva:theyll be here soon! Peep911:yay! they're not dead! punk4eva:sorry, just texting them back punk4eva:yeah, theyre not dead! xD punk4eva:theyre late because steve had to get the alcohol Peep911:do i know steve? punk4eva:maybe? steve myers, he graduated last year punk4eva:he's only 20 but he's got a fake id :p Peep911:oh wow, how did he get it? punk4eva:hes got a connect if you want one! ill give him your screenname punk4eva:wow, they ended up with alot. i see some drunk texts in my future :p Peep911:lol, that's reaally hilarious punk4eva:lol, you can probably expect somee punk4eva:this weekend should be fun, but my friends are ditching me next weekendd :( Peep911:boo your friends! screww them! punk4eva:theyre going on a roadtrip and my mom wont let me go, i need plans! Peep911:we could do something? maybe go see a movie? punk4eva:yeah maybe, hang out like just us? Peep911:whatever you want punk4eva:idk! were not really into the same movies, right? punk4eva:but we could get a group together and do something else maybe? Peep911:alright, that sounds good punk4eva:just finished packing! im gonna head out punk4eva:inebriated texts incomingg Peep911:deuces! punk4eva:lol wtf punk4evais away punk4evawarped tour this weekend! rise against, against me! & senses fail <3

Chat log #2 Emily IM History with emerz35 Friday, October 13, 2006 Peep911:hey! emerz35:hey tyler! what's up? Peep911:listening to music! you? emerz35:not too much, got home from kelly's a little while ago. Peep911:oh that's cool, what'd you two do? emerz35:shit, my moms calling me for dinner. but i'll be on later, talk to you then? Peep911:maaybe if i'm still on too emerz35:fingers crossed! emerz35is away emerz35shut your eyes, i'll spin the big chair. bbl. emerz35has signed in emerz35:hey sooorry about that. Peep911:lol, it's okay, you gotta eat =p emerz35:haha, so what were we talking about? emerz35:oh kelly's! yeah she showed me this site the facenook, do you know it? Peep911:oh yeah i do! i have a profile emerz35:oh cool! i'm setting mine up now. emerz35:there's just so many questions! Peep911:don't worry, they don't matter too much =p emerz35:haha i know, okay i'm on the last part, i have to write a status? emerz35:what should i write? Peep911:emily is talking to tyler, the coolest kid on eol emerz35:haha okay, i can work with that. emerz35:there, it's finally done! Peep911:cool! can i see it? emerz35:don't make fun of it! emerz35:facenook.com/emerz35 Peep911:ohh, im gonna read your note thing! emerz35:haha oh godd, kelly made me do that =p emerz35:you should send me a friend request when you get the chance! Peep911:sure thing! so what are you up to tonight? emerz35:just going to stay in, probably stay up late. emerz35is away emerz35if seeing is believing, then believe that we have lost our eyes. emerz35:don't worry! i'm still here =] Peep911:wait, why are you away? emerz35:i just don't want to talk to some people =p Peep911:why don't you want to talk to them? emerz35:jeff's just kinda being an ass. Peep911:well, what happened? emerz35:just some bullshit, i don't know. emerz35:maybe i'm being bitchy tonight or something? Peep911:i mean, you seem fine, what'd he say? emerz35:i can send you the chat log. emerz35:just don't show anyone okay? Peep911:why would i show anyone? emerz35:did you get it? Peep911:wait where is it? emerz35:it should be on your desktop, like the thing behind this application? Peep911:i found it! like my desktopdesktop emerz35:i don't know, do you think i was out of line? Peep911:definitely not! you should be able to do whatever you want! emerz35:yeah, i just don't want to go over tonight. emerz35:sometimes it's just hard being there. Peep911:why is it hard? emerz35:i just feel like i'm expected to act a certain way when i'm there, and i hate that? emerz35:the problems solved though because i can just fake being away and talk to you! Peep911:wootwoot! away messages, the mvp of 2006 =p emerz35:i know right! emerz35:hey! randoom question, do you remember my favorite games? Peep911:oh yeah, role playing games right? emerz35:woah, you remembered! emerz35:i'm impressed =p Peep911:i mean it's preetty obvious, do you remember mine? emerz35:it's rpgs too! of course i remember. Peep911:waait, that's not it though? emerz35:uh, that's bullshit! emerz35:hey! lets listen to some sigur ros togetherr. Peep911:i don't think i know them? emerz35:they're icelandic! i really love this album. emerz35:youtoob.com/watch?v=ojLgN7wqc5A Peep911:its pretty good emerz35:yay! let's listen to the album together! emerz35:i have no idea what the lyrics mean, but their music always me feel so happy =] Peep911:yeah, it's really beautiful emerz35:isn't it! this song hoppipola is my favorite. emerz35:hey, cool beans! you put snow patrol lyrics in your info! Peep911:thanks for showing me them! emerz35:hey no problem! i'm glad you like them. emerz35:you have some pretty good taste in music =] Peep911:i just like good music lol emerz35:so have you started applying to colleges? Peep911:oh yeah, definitely! i started applying this summer emerz35:oh wow! you're on the ball haha, i haven't really started yet. emerz35:where were you looking to go ideally? Peep911:close by i think, how about you? emerz35:i don't know, i'd really love to go to school in the city. emerz35:and i've always thought it would be really cool to live in new york. Peep911:oh jeez, i bet that'll be expensive emerz35:depends on where you live! emerz35:i think i really just want to get out of here and go some place totally new you know? Peep911:i feel the same! do you want to stay in new york after college? emerz35:yeah, i think that could be really grand? emerz35:but idk, planning that far out can be a little silly. Peep911:sometimes it's good to have a plan though emerz35:yeah, but so much is unknown, you know? emerz35:and i really don't see myself settling down anytime soon. emerz35:like right now i honestly don't even see myself having kids haha. Peep911:why do you say that? emerz35:i just don't see myself wanting a family. emerz35:i just want to be able to take life as it comes, i think. Peep911:you just want to be wild and free? emerz35:haha, something like that. emerz35:how about you after college, do you want to settle down like right after? Peep911:i do think i want to settle down actually emerz35:oh cool beans, yeah i guess i might just be weird. emerz35:whenever i talk about new york with jeff he always gets so upset. Peep911:what, he wants to settle down or something? emerz35:yeah, i guess so. he doesn't want me to go far away. emerz35:but i think he knows i'd go without him. Peep911:you think you'd go without him? emerz35:yeah i guess. he's going through a really tough time. emerz35:he just wants to be a more serious couple. Peep911:more serious, like how? emerz35:this is pretty personal, so you can't tell anyone okay? Peep911:of course not! i won't tell anyone emerz35:me and jeff haven't had sex. emerz35:i think he wanted to try tonight or something, his parents aren't home. Peep911:well, do you want to? emerz35:no, i think i'm just not ready for that with him. emerz35:but it's okay, it's not like he's ever tried anything. emerz35:it's just kind of annoying to keep turning him down. Peep911:just wait until you're ready, it's okay to not want to emerz35:yeah but sometimes i feel weird, like i should have done it by now? Peep911:hey you're definitely not weird! it's your life emerz35:thanks tyler =] emerz35:if you don't mind me asking, have you had sex? Peep911:no, i haven't emerz35:oh cool! then we're in the same boat haha. emerz35:that makes me feel a lot better =] emerz35:thanks so much for talking with me about it. Peep911:you're lucky i don't charge by the minute =p emerz35:seriously! well i guess i owe you haha emerz35:i'm sorry i stole so much of your night just talking about random stuff. Peep911:lol i really don't mind! emerz35:i guess i just really like talking to you about stuff haha. emerz35:i feel like we're different now, but in a good way =] Peep911:i feel like we're just really close friends now lol emerz35:i feel like we are too! Peep911:are we like, closer than you and kelly? emerz35:i mean we both want different things after college. emerz35:but alternative music is your favorite. emerz35:and we both haven't had a serious relationship yet. emerz35:so yeah, i'd call you my best friend =] Peep911:awe lol, i feel so honored =p emerz35:hey i know! let's give each other nicknames! emerz35:what should mine be? Peep911:how about milly? emerz35:milly? i like it! emerz35:do you want me to call you something besides tyler? Peep911:yeah i guess emerz35:what'll it be! Peep911:Ty emerz35:Ty? it suits you, i like it! emerz35:awe man, i think i need to get off the computer now. Peep911:is it bed time? emerz35:nahh, my mom needs to look at emails or something Peep911:you need your own computer! emerz35:haha, i knoow i do. emerz35:thanks again for everything tonight. Peep911:lol, it was nothing emerz35:i'll talk to you again soon okay? Peep911:see ya! emerz35has signed out

Extra Chat Log #1 Emily’s Arguement

IM History with buddy jradio49 Friday, October 13, 2006 emerz35 (7:18:02 PM)signed in jradio49 (7:19:10 PM):hey emily! emerz35 (7:19:30 PM):hey, what's up? jradio49 (7:19:39 PM):nm u? emerz35 (7:19:58 PM):nothing much. jradio49 (7:20:12 PM):so when are u coming over? emerz35 (7:21:04 PM):i don't know if i can tonight. emerz35 (7:21:13 PM):i have a lot of homework to do. jradio49 (7:21:25 PM):u can just do it here! emerz35 (7:21:48 PM):it's like project kind of stuff. emerz35 (7:21:57 PM):i really don't think i can come. jradio49 (7:22:08 PM):oh come on emily, weve had this plan all week emerz35 (7:22:27 PM):i know, i'm sorry. jradio49 (7:22:33 PM):are u rly not going to come over? jradio49 (7:22:39 PM):i had a whooole night planned for us emerz35 (7:22:56 PM):i don't think i can. jradio49 (7:23:12 PM):HOLY SHIT, are u serious? jradio49 (7:23:16 PM):wtf emily emerz35 (7:23:31 PM):look, i'm sorry okay. emerz35 (7:23:38 PM):i told you that it might not work out. jradio49 (7:23:49 PM):i didnt think u were fucking serious emerz35 (7:24:01 PM):well, i was. jradio49 (7:24:06 PM):i really can't believe u emerz35 (7:24:31 PM):i think i'm going to go. jradio49 (7:24:37 PM):sure, whatever emerz35 (7:24:52 PM)is away emerz35 (7:24:52 PM):if seeing is believing, then believe that we have lost our eyes. Chat log #2 Evelyn IM History with punk4eva Friday, October 13, 2006 punk4eva:tyler, how is youu? Peep911:pretty tiredd, how are you? punk4eva:ughh same, hey do you know what today is? Peep911:oh shit, is it leif erikson day? punk4eva:noo, its friday the 13th ;) Peep911:hey, that's not a holiday! punk4eva:i never said it was! punk4eva:what are you going to do to celebrate? Peep911:definitely some black magic, you? punk4eva:yo saame! punk4eva:im so happy its fall, its like my favorite season Peep911:yeah, it's alright punk4eva:are you gonna dress up for halloween? Peep911:i hadn't thought about it, are you? punk4eva:yeah i am! jackies having a big halloween party punk4eva:im looking at costumes noww, what do you think i should go as? Peep911:how about a witch? punk4eva:thats super generic though :p punk4eva:i was actually trying to decide between alice in wonderland and sally from nightmare before christmas punk4eva:images.google.com/search?q=alice punk4eva:images.google.com/search?q=sally punk4eva:which do you think is better? Peep911:i think i like the alice costume the most punk4eva:thats what i was thinking! ill go pick it up tomorrow punk4eva:jackies parties are always crazy, you can probably expect more drunk texts :p Peep911:lol you're a mess, just try to spell better this time punk4eva:i think i still have some of those locked on my phone from this summer lol punk4eva:idk how you understood aany of them Peep911:honestly i didn't, i was faking it the whoole time =p punk4eva:lol, like this one punk4eva:"omg we thinks jackies roof thigh now and starts nerver flooded so butiful" Peep911:you think jackies high now? punk4eva:thats not what i said, but it was certainly possible! punk4eva:hey, maybe you could just come to the party, do you drink? Peep911:nah i don't like drinking punk4eva:oh coolcool, thats probably smart punk4eva:do you like, care if people around you are drinking? Peep911:of course not! people can do whatever punk4eva:you should totally come out and party then! Peep911:uh sure, that sounds like fun punk4eva:the only rule is you haave to dress up punk4eva:what would you go as? Peep911:maybe i'll go as the mad hatter or something punk4eva:thatd be awesomesauce! well take some pictures togetherrr punk4eva:ill add you to the event page punk4eva:oh wait, are we friends on facenook? Peep911:i don't think so punk4eva:then friend me when you get a chance yo! punk4eva:facenook.com/punk4eva Peep911:i just read your survey note thing! punk4eva:oh no! now you know my darkest secrets! punk4eva:so what are you up to? Peep911:i told you, black magic! punk4eva:oh shit thats right! what sort of black magic? Peep911:just catching up with the devil, what are you up to? punk4eva:just listening to music punk4eva:senses fail just came out with a new album! Peep911:oh cool! you must be excited! punk4eva:its been on repeat all day :p punk4eva:youtoob.com/watch?v=vi_VCnuY2AU punk4eva:this song and the next one are my favorite Peep911:this is really good! punk4eva:im so glad you like the same music as me :p punk4eva:seriously youre pretty swell Peep911:lol thanks evelyn punk4eva:i really like talking to you Peep911:yeah it's okay, i guess =p punk4eva:im really glad we sat next to each other in history last year lol punk4eva:although i feel like theres alot about you i still dont know Peep911:stuff like what? punk4eva:just random stuff, hey lets play a game!! punk4eva:i get to ask a question about whatever, then you get to ask a question Peep911:alright, ask awaay punk4eva:and just ask what comes to mind first! punk4eva:if you take too long, itll just be my turn again :p punk4eva:are you ready? Peep911:yeah absolutely! punk4eva:ill start with an easy one, do you remember my favorite kind of movie? Peep911:it was horror, right? punk4eva:yupyupp! i knew youd remember :) punk4eva:now its your turn, quick! ask me anythingg Peep911:hmm, what's your favorite dessert? punk4eva:brownies and ice cream! omg now im hungryy punk4eva:lets seee, have you ever snuck out of your house? Peep911:yeah, a few times, to go hang out with friends and stuff punk4eva:oh shit you bad ass! punk4eva:your turn agaain Peep911:how about the same question back at you punk4eva:snuck out? oh yeah! i just did this past weekend :p punk4eva:alright, lets get serious, do you have a crush on anyone? Peep911:not really i don't think punk4eva:oooh really? punk4eva:im not sure if i should belieeve that :p Peep911:do you have feelings for anyone? and if yes, who? punk4eva:unfaair, thats like two questions in one! Peep911:you can only answer the first one if you want? punk4eva:youre a cheaater but ill answer both :p punk4eva:feelings? i dont know maybe? its kind of complicated Peep911:how is it complicated? punk4eva:i dont know, me and this person have history together Peep911:what kind of history? punk4eva:idk, a messy one punk4eva:steve myers, you know him right? Peep911:is that the fake id guy? punk4eva:yeah, me and him dated for alot of my sophomore and junior year punk4eva:it got pretty serious and i definitely think i loved him punk4eva:then he was going off to college so he broke up with me last winter Peep911:yeah, that does sound complicated punk4eva:yeah, complicated and confusing punk4eva:like, im getting over him, its just weird lol Peep911:are you like off and on? punk4eva:nah definitely not punk4eva:its just that the feelings still hang around punk4eva:when it worked, we were a really good couple Peep911:was he your first boyfriend? punk4eva:i mean yeah, my first real boyfriend punk4eva:like he was the first person i ever had sex with Peep911:have you had any relationships since him? punk4eva:i mean, i had like a fling this past summer punk4eva:but nothing as serious as steve obviously Peep911:what kind of fling? punk4eva:idk, not even like a relationship punk4eva:we fooled around, but like, it was fun not serious, you know? punk4eva:tyler, if you dont mind me asking, have you ever had sex? Peep911:no, i haven't punk4eva:oh okay, well can you still understand what i mean? Peep911:yeah, i understand punk4eva:not alot of people know, but me and steve had these plans for our future punk4eva:so being together felt like a big deal Peep911:what kind of plans? punk4eva:its gonna sound really stupid, dont judge me okay? Peep911:of course i'm not going to judge you punk4eva:so, i thought wed go to the same college together punk4eva:and then maybe idk, get married, start a family, whatever Peep911:that sounds normal, it's not wrong to want something punk4eva:it just feels silly now, thinking about it punk4eva:but i think thats why its been hard to get over the breakup Peep911:yeah, i can definitely understand that punk4eva:i think i still want that future, even without steve punk4eva:but maybe thats silly Peep911:you have so much time, that future is still definitely in reach! punk4eva:i just think people think its stupid when i talk about it Peep911:it's your life, you can do whatever you want punk4eva:thanks tyler, youve really made me feel alot better :) punk4eva:what are your plans after college, do you want a family? Peep911:sure, i think so. settling down sounds pretty great punk4eva:right! im so glad you dont think its weird punk4eva:i feel like i sound silly when i talk about it Peep911:it's not weird at all punk4eva:thanks so much for letting me rant about this punk4eva:hey! i just remembered, its still my turn to ask you a question! Peep911:what! we're still playing? punk4eva:oh, heres a good one! punk4eva:would you ever date someone like me? Peep911:lol i don't know, i uh maybe? punk4eva:lol, alright :p punk4eva:your turn, last question, dont fuck it up! Peep911:uh, are you getting tired? punk4eva:yooo, what were you gonna say, i saw you delete some shit Peep911:i was asking the same question as you punk4eva:we have the same life plan punk4eva:but we have different tastes in music and stuff punk4eva:and you havent been in a serious relationship yet punk4eva:so idk, maybe? punk4eva:youre a really good friend, and i dont want to lose that Peep911:hey thanks =p punk4eva:oh wow, its getting late huh punk4eva:and i still want to shoower before bed Peep911:seriously, time flies! punk4eva:ik, seriously! punk4eva:im gonna goo, but tonight was really fun Peep911:it was aaight punk4eva:goodnight tyler! Peep911:g'night evelyn punk4evais away punk4evai know who i was, when i got up this morning, but i think i must have been changed, several times since then alice Chat Log #3 Emily IM History with emerz35Saturday, January 20, 2007 emerz35:ty! heyy Peep911:helloo emerz35:how areyou! Peep911:same old same old, you? emerz35:im gradn! heyy,you shoud listenn to som musicc with mee! Peep911:haha okay, suree thing emerz35:youtoob.com/watch?v=AS5-lXv_xUc emerz35:its manchester ochestra!! Peep911:yeah, i know them! emerz35:arent theygreat! emerz35:woah its snooowing outt! do yuu like snow? Peep911:i guess i do, haven't thought about it much emerz35:i havee haha, i love skeddung emerz35:hahah, sledding, my badd Peep911:oh no worries emerz35:im sorryy for all my spelling mistakes Peep911:hey no offense, but are you drunk? emerz35:haha oh nooo, is it that obvious? iam a littel Peep911:haha nice =p, i thought you said you didn't drink? emerz35:thingss change i guess! emerz35:because im drinking tonught xD Peep911:just pace yourself, have you ever been drunk before? emerz35:a fewtimes, but never this drunk befre emerz35:i wonder if ill get a hnagoverr tomorrow Peep911:just make sure to drink a lot of water! emerz35:thanks fo the tiopp! Peep911:so, why did you start drinking? emerz35:celebrating something i guess! Peep911:you didn't invite me! what are you celebrating? emerz35:uhhh, just how shit everything is lol. Peep911:milly, what do you mean? emerz35:do you actuallly wnt to talkk about it? Peep911:sure thing! what's bothering you? emerz35:im feeling alittle stuck Peep911:stuck? how do you mean? emerz35:just like nothing ido matters, you know? Peep911:i know that feeling emerz35:i just dont know what to do to fix it Peep911:have you tried changing things up? emerz35:ive tried, but everything kindof stays the samee emerz35:itsjust really frustrating Peep911:is it jeff that's bothering you? emerz35:yeah, i thinkhes like the roott of it Peep911:the root of it? how so? emerz35:were just so static emerz35:i want us to change, i just don't know what to do Peep911:you could take a break? emerz35:yeah, i think thats the answer Peep911:did something happen? emerz35:i mean, nothing in particular, ive felt this way for a while Peep911:just tell him how you feel! emerz35:i try to, like i even brought it up last night Peep911:what happened last night? emerz35:i'll tell you, but this stuff needs to stay secret okay? Peep911:of course, just promise me you'll stop drinking milly emerz35:okay, but believe me, i have good reason to be drinking. Peep911:i'm sure you do, it's just dangerous is all emerz35:so truth is, i've wanted to break up with jeff for a while. emerz35:i tried to last night, but he just refused. Peep911:wait he refused? what? emerz35:i'll start from the begining. emerz35:i think i realized we weren't working in like november. Peep911:did something specific happen? emerz35:not really, it was more of a bunch of little things. Peep911:why did you wait so long? emerz35:i don't know, it's going to sound stupid. emerz35:but there was just never a good time. emerz35:what the fuck? are you even there? Peep911:fuck, i'm sorry emerz35:why weren't you responding? Peep911:i'm talking to someone else that needs me too emerz35:who? why do they need you? Peep911:i can't say, it's their secret emerz35:well it's clear where i stand in your mind. emerz35:you know, i guess i was wrong about us, and about you. Peep911:you weren't wrong about us emerz35has signed out Bullshit Timer Crap That Literally Slowed Down My Typing ON A TIMER (#3 in a nutshell) Chat Log #3 Evelyn

IM History with punk4eva Saturday, January 20, 2007 punk4eva:hey Peep911:greetings evelyn! punk4eva:what are you up to? Peep911:just hanging out, you? punk4eva:just listening to some music Peep911:what band are you listening to? punk4eva:youtoob.com/watch?v=jRehmX3zlwE punk4eva:just a warning, its a pretty emo song Peep911:but it's still good! why are you listenining to it? punk4eva:i just am feeling really down Peep911:is everything like, okay? punk4eva:everythings whatever, today just really sucked punk4eva:youre the first person im talking to all day Peep911:what have you been up to today? punk4eva:i was trying to get better, but i can tell im not fun to talk to right now Peep911:oh come on, i don't care about that punk4eva:but i do, and right now im just like stupidly emotional Peep911:emotions aren't stupid, don't feel the need to repress them punk4eva:thanks tyler, im just feeling so sad and worthless Peep911:it'll be okay evelyn, i'm sure the feelings will pass punk4eva:lets hope, im just ready for today to endd Peep911:well its already night! punk4eva:my brain just wont stop, id really appreciate it if it would fuck off Peep911:you could take a hot shower? punk4eva:yeah, that could help, at least talking to you is making me feel better Peep911:keep talking, is something going on? punk4eva:yeah, it's still a mess in my head punk4eva:i might just need to vent about it Peep911:yeah, maybe that could help punk4eva:are you sure tyler? its just a whole bunch of shit Peep911:well did something happen? punk4eva:its just been a shit day, im all alone Peep911:you're not alone though! punk4eva:thanks tyler, im sorry im such a mess Peep911:it's really okay, i don't mind punk4eva:its just embaressing, i dont want to be like this punk4eva:like fuck, now im starting to cry like an idiot Peep911:talk to me, what's going on? punk4eva:i dont know, i thought this bullshit was over but i guess not Peep911:is this about steve? punk4eva:of course you could tell, yeah it is Peep911:does he still come back on weekends? punk4eva:yeah he does, i see him around all the time Peep911:what does he say to you? punk4eva:we dont really talk, i dont care though lol punk4eva:im very much over him Peep911:great to hear! you deserve way better punk4eva:thanks, hes even more of an asshole now Peep911:i didn't even think that could be possible punk4eva:i know right, fuuuuck him punk4eva:yo? you even around? Peep911:sorry, i just had to do a thing punk4eva:are you busy with something? maybe i should just go Peep911:i don't want you to go! tell me what's going on punk4eva:okay, you just have to promise to not tell anyone Peep911:i promise, my lips are sealed punk4eva:well, something really stupid happened last night punk4eva:and surprise, steves part of it Peep911:stupid? what happened? punk4eva:jackie was throwing a party, so i was there hanging out punk4eva:and of course he showed up too, because hes back like every weekend Peep911:what did he do? punk4eva:idk, he was being different, it was weird punk4eva:like usually we see each other but dont really talk punk4eva:last night he came right over to me the second he got there Peep911:what'd he say? punk4eva:not much at first, just like small talk stuff punk4eva:he told me about college, how its going, how hes got a new girlfriend Peep911:hows college going? punk4eva:yeah, he told me all about classes and his new friends punk4eva:but like, he started talking about our break up, it was this month last year Peep911:what about your break up? punk4eva:just that it was a mistake how he handled it punk4eva:basically a whole bunch of bullshit Peep911:you don't think he meant it? punk4eva:idk, it was hard to tell punk4eva:like, ive gotten over steve punk4eva:but it was nice to talk about everything Peep911:did you get some closure? punk4eva:kind of, people kept like interupting us though punk4eva:we ended up ditching and going outside to be alone Peep911:why did you ditch the party? punk4eva:just to be somewhere we could talk? punk4eva:it was just really nice to like, close that chapter of my life Peep911:yeah, closure can be great punk4eva:but then the dude tried to kiss me! Peep911:wait whaat the fuck steve? punk4eva:i know, what the fuck is right! punk4eva:i pushed him back, but he grabbed me and leaned in again Peep911:holy shit, what happened then? punk4eva:i was so mad, i punched him and just started yelling at him Peep911:good, what an idiot! punk4eva:he started shouting back, saying that i was toying with him punk4eva:then he fucked off back to the party with everyone Peep911:ugh, he has a girlfriend too punk4eva:i know! so i ended up just walking home punk4eva:but thats not even the worst part Peep911:oh no, what happened? punk4eva:so i wake up this morning to jackie asking me what happened last night punk4eva:apparently steve went back to the party and told everyone about us punk4eva:and he said that I TRIED TO KISS HIM Peep911:what a fucking dickhead! punk4eva:i know right! jackie said everyone felt bad for him punk4eva:people were even consoling him about it because he was worried about his girlfriend Peep911:what does jackie think? punk4eva:she didnt know what was going on, i never responded to her punk4eva:but now all my friends are mad at me Peep911:some at least have to see it's bullshit punk4eva:i just feel like such an idiot, i should have seen it coming Peep911:oh stop, you're not an idiot punk4eva:im just really worried i lost my friends Peep911:don't worry, i'm sure it'll be okay punk4eva:im sorry for being so weak and pathetic in front of you Peep911:shit happens! everyone has these kind of days punk4eva:thanks alot for letting me vent punk4eva:what do you think about the whole situation? Peep911:steve's an asshole, plain and simple punk4eva:thanks, im glad you think so too punk4eva:what should i do about him? Peep911:you should call him out on the shit he pulled punk4eva:call him out about it? like how? Peep911:the more public the better, people should see how pissed you are punk4eva:okay, ill call him out punk4eva:and what should i do about my friends? Peep911:tell them the truth about what happened punk4eva:do you think theyll believe me? Peep911:that's on them, giving them the choice is the important thing punk4eva:okay, ill tell them the truth too punk4eva:thanks for helping me with all this tyler Peep911:of course evelyn, i'm always here for you punk4eva:im really glad i was able to talk to you about it all punk4eva:you give pretty good advice =p Peep911:im not liable for that advice by the wayy =p punk4eva:well it helped me figure things out! punk4eva:i was an emotional wreck lol Peep911:oh come on, you were finee punk4eva:seriously tho, tonight was really nice of you Peep911:hey, don't mention it punk4eva:just dont like, go anywhere okay? Peep911:lol where would i go! punk4eva:youre such a genuine person punk4eva:its not often you find someone like that, you know? Peep911:stoopp lol, youre awesome too punk4eva:i guess its no secret that you mean alot to me punk4eva:like i dont really know what to call us Peep911:yeah, i don't really know either punk4eva:do you think were like, more than just friends? Peep911:i feel like we're just really close punk4eva:yeah, at this point i think im closer to you than like, anyone else Peep911:closer than even jackie? punk4eva:yeah, i think so punk4eva:guess that makes you my beeest friend lol Peep911:hey i guess so! punk4eva:we just needd one of those matching heart necklaces now! Peep911:no wayy! are you serious? punk4eva::p, hey! maybe we could hang out tomorrow? punk4eva:itd be so niice to not think about this drama Peep911:suure thing, what do you wanna do? punk4eva:idk, maybe hang out and just watch a movie or something? punk4eva:you could bring your favorite comedy movies over Peep911:but i thought you didn't like those? punk4eva:maybe i just need to watch some good ones! punk4eva:oh man, are you tiredd? Peep911:yeah a littlee, are you? punk4eva:oh yeah! i think i might call it a night punk4eva:but ill see you tomorrow, right! Peep911:most definitely! punk4eva:g'night tyler! Peep911:g'night evelyn! punk4evais away punk4evasail with me into the setting sun the battle has been won, but war has just begun

Btw I didn’t want to be stuck with the best friends thing, I wanted normal friends, but no fuck you user EITHER BEST FRIENDS/LOVERS OR LONER TOWN! Besides the lack of diversity in choices in some sections and that timer slow down crap... the game was pretty damn good.

Chat Log #4 Evelyn

IM History with punk4eva Sunday, April 22, 2007 punk4eva:hey best frann! Peep911:hii evelyn! punk4eva:i know we already chilled today, but i miss yaa! Peep911:lol, you dorkk! punk4eva:psshh, if anyones the dork its you! :p punk4eva:so what are youu up to? Peep911:absolutely nothingg, you? punk4eva:well, i shouldd work on this writing project due tomorrow Peep911:lol, its due tomorrow!? punk4eva:aahhh i know! im the worstt, we have to write a poem Peep911:is there like a prompt for it? punk4eva:yeah but its superr vague, what should i write about? Peep911:i dunno, some deep shitt or something punk4eva:lol okay, i think i can do thatt, i really like this class Peep911:hopefully an easy a too :p, anyone i would know in it? punk4eva:i dont think so? i didnt know anyone punk4eva:but some of the people in it are pretty cool Peep911:sounds like a good last semester class :p punk4eva:oh yo! guess what? Peep911:chicken butt! punk4eva:lolol :p punk4eva:ive been trying to get into alternative because its your favorite punk4eva:and i found a song thats like halfway there! Peep911:what do you mean halfway? punk4eva:check it out! punk4eva:youtoob.com/watch?v=iJ62E8yv-Tc Peep911:lol well, at least you tried your best :p punk4eva:lol, hey thanks! :p punk4eva:oh mann, jackies blowing up my phone right now Peep911:uh ohh, whats it about? punk4eva:oh nothing crazy, shes trying to plan a big party Peep911:what kind of party? punk4eva:an antiprom party, shes going all out Peep911:oh cool, there going to be lots of drinking? punk4eva:im sure lol, i dont know if i want to go tho Peep911:because your old friends will be there? punk4eva:nahh, its just the same night as prom punk4eva:what would you want to do? Peep911:lets skip that prom shitt togetherr punk4eva:lol, sounds good to me :p punk4eva:im jazzedd for our antiprom escapade! Peep911:you dorkk :p punk4eva:what should we do instead do you think? Peep911:lets go the movies! punk4eva:yeah! lets do it! punk4eva:what do you want to see? Peep911:how about a horror movie, theyre your favorite right? punk4eva:yes they are, that sounds swell! punk4eva:should we try and convince other people to come with us? Peep911:yeah! anyone can come, the more the merrierr punk4eva:okay cool! maybe itll be a pre jackies party thing Peep911:yeah, ill invite some friends too! punk4eva:were gonna have a huge group, this will be great :p punk4eva:hey, do you mind if i bring up something semi-serious? Peep911:hey, im always being serious! punk4eva:i just really wanted to thank you for helping me with steve drama this winter punk4eva:i really needed you, and you were there for me Peep911:dont thank me, it was really nothing! punk4eva:it was definitely something! come on punk4eva:your advice to call steve out and tell my friends the truth was incredible Peep911:did your friends believe you when you told them the truth? punk4eva:yeah they did, i mean steve was a predictable asshole punk4eva:he kind of broke away from our group after that punk4eva:but enough about that, i just wanted to say it meant alot to me Peep911:it was really no problem! punk4eva:its just so nice knowing youre real punk4eva:that youre still around, even though you know the real me punk4eva:and i know the real you Peep911:of course im around! punk4eva:you know its stupid, i used to think we were incompatible punk4eva:for reasons like, you were a virgin and i wasnt punk4eva:but its really actions that matter, not stupid stuff like that Peep911:yeah, people can get hung up on opinions too much punk4eva:and i was one of those people until i came to! punk4eva:im just really happy to call you my best friend Peep911:oh shush youu :p punk4eva:finee :) punk4eva:hey, check it out! i finished my writing project! punk4eva:is this 'deep' enough for you? Peep911:it is really deep, im trying to figure it all out punk4eva:dont try too hard lol, i kinda just made it up as i went punk4eva:that was my last bit of homework! noww i can go to bedd Peep911:are you reaally tired? punk4eva:oh yeah, suuper tired punk4eva:i just cant wait to get super comfy and warm under some coverss :) Peep911:oh yeah, that does sound nicee punk4eva:riight! my beds calling for me Peep911:you uhhh, should get that looked at punk4eva:what? you cant hear inanimate objects? punk4eva:you uhhh, should get that looked at~ punk4eva:okay, i think im going to turn inn now Peep911:sleep tight! punk4eva:goodnight tyler! Peep911:g'night evelyn! punk4evais away punk4evaill face myself, erase myself, and let go of what ive done

Extra Chat Log #2 Evelyn’s Poem

the sun it envelops me whole while surrounding my soul and i cant wade out

the moon it shines through the blinds reminds me of times but i cant see out

the stars stuck in the sky telling a lie that i cant figure

Chat Log #4 Emily IM History with emerz35 Sunday, April 22, 2007 emerz35has signed in emerz35:hi. Peep911:hey emerz35:i know we haven't talked like, in a while. Peep911:i know but no worries emerz35:could we like, talk for a little bit? Peep911:of course! emerz35:thanks. emerz35:i just want to say some stuff about january. Peep911:okay, im listening emerz35:i'm really soory for getting mad at you. Peep911:its okay, in the past now emerz35:i know you didn't like owe me anything. emerz35:i just thought you'd be there for me. i don't know. Peep911:i just couldnt be there right then emerz35:i understand. emerz35:were you like, really busy talking to someone else? Peep911:yeah, i was talking to someone else that needed me emerz35:okay, i was just worried you like, didn't want to deal with me or something. Peep911:it really wasnt something like that emerz35:i was just feeling really lost and you were there. emerz35:and i guess maybe i unloaded too much baggage like all at once. Peep911:you were drinking, thats what drunk people do, its okay emerz35:oh god i know. i just feel so embarresed for it. emerz35:like whenever we talked, you were always so composed. emerz35:and here i was just being a complete mess. Peep911:hey i can be shit too, everyone can be emily emerz35:thank you so much for talking to me tyler. Peep911:hey, dont mention it emerz35:so i guess we're officially talking again? Peep911:lol, it would seem soo emerz35:i'm glad, it's been a while. Peep911:so what have you been up to? emerz35:a lot kinda! emerz35:me and jeff finally broke up like a month ago. emerz35:and yeah, it's been really nice being single. Peep911:he didnt refuse again? emerz35:oh no, he did, but this time i was ready! emerz35:and now college is coming up soonn! Peep911:so youre basically wiping the slate clean? emerz35:that's the plan! i have met some new friends though. emerz35:one of them i think you know pretty well? Peep911:oh really? who? emerz35:haha, just your best friend evelyn. emerz35:she's really grand! Peep911:you two are friends now? how? emerz35:she's in my writing class this semester, she just sat next to me one day. emerz35:jeff's in that class too, so it was really nice of her. Peep911:lol, that was really nice of her emerz35:it was! emerz35:she seems like such a good person. Peep911:hey, youre a good person too! emerz35:haha =p emerz35:well i'm glad you're doing well! emerz35:and i'm really glad we're messaging again. Peep911:yeah, its been way too long! emerz35:it really has! emerz35:sorry if this is getting sappy haha. Peep911:lol it really is ya loserr emerz35:you're the loserr! emerz35:honestly, i really missed talking to you. Peep911:not talking was pretty weirdd emerz35:i think what i missed most was just talking about nothing, if that makes sense? Peep911:you know, you do like to ramble :p emerz35:hey! i take offense to that! Peep911:i take offense to you taking offensee emerz35:hahah emerz35:yeah this, i've missed this =p Peep911:well this aint going nowhere milly emerz35:uh, sorry, do you think you could just call me emily? Peep911:oh, i guess so emily emerz35:thank you. emerz35:well, i dont wan't to steal your whole night, so i think i'm going to go. Peep911:oh okay, suree thing emerz35:thanks for talking to me though, it means a lot. Peep911:dont mention it! emerz35:dueces. Peep911:peace emerz35is away emerz35d is for.. delightful. Chat Log #5 Emily

IM History with emerz35Monday, June 25, 2007 emerz35:hey tyler Peep911:heyy emily! emerz35:what are you up to? Peep911:just downloading new musicc, how about you? emerz35:i'm getting some stuff ready for college actually. emerz35:summer's flying by haha. have you started getting ready yet? Peep911:yeah some stuff, but not a lot really emerz35:haha no worries, you have time. i'm getting really excited for it. Peep911:excited because youre moving out? emerz35:yeah, that's definitely part of it. emerz35:mostly i think i'm excited for a fresh start you know? emerz35:i can't wait to leave highschool behind =p Peep911:you dont think youll miss it at all? emerz35:honestly, i don't think i'll miss any of it. emerz35:are you excited for college? Peep911:kind of? it should be fun but ill miss things emerz35:yeah, but i'm sure close friends like you and evelyn can get through it. Peep911:i didnt say anything about evelyn? emerz35:come on, we've been friends for how long? i know you're thinking about her. emerz35:how is she by the way? Peep911:same old same old, were both happy its finally summer emerz35:oh! and here she is now. emerz35:i'll let you go so you can talk to her. Peep911:okay see ya emerz35:goodbye. emerz35is away

Chat Log #5 Evelyn

IM History with punk4eva Monday, June 25, 2007 punk4evahas signed in punk4eva:yoo! punk4eva:i was hoping you were online :) Peep911:yo, wish granted! punk4eva:lol, how are you? Peep911:im alrightt, how are you? punk4eva:im pretty alright tooo, just chillin punk4eva:what are you up to? Peep911:just on the computer, about to put on some musicc punk4eva:coool, what kind of music? Peep911:punk rockk obviously! punk4eva:awesomesaucee! send me a link so i can listen tooo Peep911:youtoob.com/watch?v=SBjQ9tuuTJQ punk4eva:new foo fighters? i havent heard this yet! punk4eva:oh man, i really like this song! Peep911:lol, theyre seriously the best punk4eva:they really are! punk4eva:aww man, i cant wait to hang out tomorroww Peep911:oh, were hanging out tomorrow? i forgott :p punk4eva:lol shut upp, thank god its finally summerr Peep911:i knooww, so happy schools outt punk4eva:that reminds me! youll never guess who i talked to earlier today Peep911:well given enought tries i probably could :p punk4eva:lol, okay suree you could punk4eva:but really, i talked to emily, from my writing class last semester? Peep911:oh yeah, i remember that punk4eva:apparently you two used to be really close? Peep911:yeah we used to be, a long time ago punk4eva:thats too bad, sounded like you were really good friends punk4eva:she had alot of really nice things to say about you :) Peep911:shes just really nice :p punk4eva:i dont think she was just being nice though punk4eva:i will admit, at first i was kind of worried Peep911:you were worried? punk4eva:i dont know, i guess im just used to people trying to manipulate me punk4eva:like how steve used to be with me Peep911:what a fucking jerk punk4eva:seriouslyy, its just nice to know youre real punk4eva:you didnt fabricate a persona just to get close to me or something Peep911:of course not, thatd be stupid punk4eva:i know, i think sometimes people obsess over details like that punk4eva:as if good friends need to have the same opinion about everything punk4eva:but honesty is the most important thing, i think Peep911:yeah, i agree, dont want a friendship built on lies punk4eva:yeah, exactly punk4eva:sorry, i didnt mean to derail the conversation lol Peep911:lol, you didnt! punk4eva:im just really lucky to call you my best friend Peep911:oh, shut upp lol, youre too nice punk4eva:you know what i was thinking about earlier today? punk4eva:our antiprom shenanigans :p Peep911:we always have the best shenanigans! punk4eva:we do! skipping prom was swell punk4eva:going to the movies instead was awesomesaucee Peep911:i do love those motion picture shows! punk4eva:im really glad we were able to spend so much time together :) punk4eva:that was honestly one of the best nights of my life Peep911:i think it was one of the best nights of mine too punk4eva:senior year turned out pretty great, huh? Peep911:id certainly say so :) punk4eva:i wish we were headed to the same college :\ Peep911:im sure everything will be fine punk4eva:are you nervous about it at all? Peep911:yeah, of course i am punk4eva:whats making you nervous? Peep911:im nervous about like, meeting people and finding new friends punk4eva:whaat? take it from me, youre really good at making new friends punk4eva:i think im most worried about losing touch with close friends from high school Peep911:yeah, i feel like everyones worried about that punk4eva:well stay in touch right? Peep911:im going to try my best, thats for sure! punk4eva:at least we can IM or text like, whenever Peep911:hopefully thatll include your famous drunk texts! punk4eva:its just going to be weird not seeing you everyday, you know? punk4eva:i just dont want to lose you Peep911:ill always be here if you need me punk4eva:you just really understand me, better than anyone ive ever known punk4eva:lol, even people ive been in a relationship with Peep911:were just really great friends, you get me and i get you punk4eva:i guess so, you just make for a great best friend Peep911:lol thanks, i do try :p punk4eva:im so glad i met you tyler :) Peep911:aww thanks evelyn punk4eva:like really, youve helped me so much this past year punk4eva:and youve just been so kind and honest with me punk4eva:youre the greatest person ive ever met Peep911:lol, aww thanks :) youre too nice punk4eva::), okay im gonna turn in for the night punk4eva:ill text you first thing tomorrow though, okay? Peep911:okay, talk to you tomorrow! punk4evais away punk4evaits out there are you coming?

This is where the credits roll and the game is over! :D

Next will be links that were posted in the chat /w additional stuff I found.

.http://emilyisaway.com/facenook/emerz353/ http://emilyisaway.com/facenook/emerz35/note/

http://emilyisaway.com/facenook/punk4eva http://emilyisaway.com/facenook/punk4eva/note/

http://emilyisaway.com/google/alice/ http://emilyisaway.com/google/sally/

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdXJ0cQuO8Lt04hSdhf25a10Awl9YHTmaODk4Cu5Takwj_ZBQ/viewform http://emilyisaway.com/badassbuddy/page1/

http://emilyisaway.com/youtoob/0fwLvHR7Rgw/ http://emilyisaway.com/youtoob/KmtzQCSh6xk/ http://emilyisaway.com/youtoob/D2kJZOfq7zk/

http://emilyisaway.com/youtoob/fk1Q9y6VVy0Y/ http://emilyisaway.com/youtoob/3MxcbB0SFao/ http://emilyisaway.com/youtoob/y7tBuRRqoJQ/ http://emilyisaway.com/youtoob/NDHY1D0tKRA/ Really liked this one. http://emilyisaway.com/youtoob/9zdNdjF-htY/

http://emilyisaway.com/youtoob/vi_VCnuY2AU/

http://emilyisaway.com/youtoob/ojLgN7wqc5A/

http://emilyisaway.com/youtoob/AS5-lXv_xUc/

http://emilyisaway.com/youtoob/jRehmX3zlwE/

http://emilyisaway.com/youtoob/SBjQ9tuuTJQ/ Blast from the past this one is lol. I prefer Infected Mushrooms cover, but still love this song. http://emilyisaway.com/youtoob/iJ62E8yv-Tc/

http://emilyisaway.com/youtoob/kfVsfOSbJY0/ I got fucking meme’d.

http://emilyisaway.com/youtoob/FlogJqMFaYA/ The music they send you for the credits scene.

Now for screenshots!

I know someone by this same username... wat da faaaaaaaaaaaq

Haaaa

Best DUck http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=938290389

"I then proceeded to shout in my head "DORK" after saying I am always serious. This was followed by uncontrollable laughter." http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=938291900

"Wait is there something wrong with me? AM I THE WRONG ONE!? IS INANIMATE HALLUCINATIONS A NORMAL THING! I DIDN'T HAVE TO HIDE IT ALL ALONG?!" http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=938293597

"I got that reference!" http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=938291016

"EN GARDE!" http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=938293896

"I didn't even look at the other options. fuck that guy." http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=938294291

"chiiiiiiiiiiiiiiled" http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=938294998

"CHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILED" http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=938294735

"fucking Matatat1 got me god damn it." http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=938295364

"I KEPT MY NEUTRALITY! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!" http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=938295990

Credits Roll. http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=938296340

I’d give this game a solid 7/10. Actually grade wise, not bs grade were 7 is meh. 5 = meh, 7 = great. Great game, few strong flaws, but still good.

#Emily Is Away Too #NEUTRALITY REIGNS SUPREME #Spoilers

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