#but i feel like it would put me into a hit list aha haha (awkward laugh)

[telordirebus]

Merry Christmas! ☃️🎄

I always wanted to draw WxS miku and babykasa together. I really liked the hcs about the main vsingers watching over their hosts since they were younger, it also makes sense since tsukasas sekai is cluttered with plush toys!

Happy holidays everyone!

[justtwilightshitposts-blog]

So I got high as fuck and watched Twilight for the first time in 6 years and made a list of the thoughts running through my head. Anyways it’s under the cut, enjoy lol

Dramatic entry....

I don’t understand what she’s saying

Oh my god look at her stupid fucking cactus it’s so small and dumb

Why does she sound so miserable

Charlie her hair?? Really??

How is their house so big with one fucking bathroom

Charlie really had someone else decorate her room omg

Why is he such a good fucking dad. I want to cry

“Still dancin”..... aight, billy 

Jacob looks so fucking angsty

She’s so excited about this huge ugly piece of shit truck how is she straight

Did it ever get explained in the series where the fuck Jacob goes to school

“Nice ride” ahah SOOOO FUNNY

I don’t remember his name but why is he such a try hard

*Ball comes at Bella* bella: fUCK

Jessica: stay the FUCK away from my man

Jessica you weird

Mike stop

Who tf is that dude omg he just took his fucking chair

“FEATURES DEAD, ANGELA”

Oh my god Jess when she says eating disorders aakkskakdn

This background music does not fit the characters

Yeah they live together omg

How convenient. A family full of people who fuck each other except ONE

HIS FUCKING STARE

Why they got a fan in the classroom

No introduction to the new kid? Unrealistic. Blocked.

Stop staring at each other what the shit bruh

Just jump tf out the classroom damn

Edward trying to slam the door omggg

How she gonna know you Santa when you dressed normal, tf

Just grab the ketchup

Jesus Christ just talk to each other

Goodbye cell phone then

Day one and you’re doing homework ok

Why is Edward so fucking cringey

He couldn’t handle it so he just stayed home fucking pussy

They just straight up threw a fucking rock at her

Things were getting strange AFTER he stops going to school hmmmmm?

Seriously their house is good sized

This bitch just fucking ate shit what a clumsy gay

“You’re not in Phoenix anymore”

“I need your playlist”

Why is EVERYONE hitting on Bella. She doesn’t even look straight

“Hello” bruuhhhh

His voice, TF

What is the golden onion

Why does he talk like... that

Bonding over science. Haha. Get it. Bonding

“How’s the weather”

Cold n wet. Cool

He laughin. Lmao

Aw his smile

I feel so awkward watching this conversation

Why doesn’t this bitch just sit tf still Jesus Christ

“Wait hOLD UP why didn’t you go with your mom and Phil just curious haha I’m just trying to analyze you no biggie”

The fluorescents. Walks away. ????

How tf did this mf even manage to almost crash like what. How did it even happen

He out this mf

Everyone just like. Sat there for so long not doing anything??? Then BAM OMG BELLA ALSKAJNCKDO”

Carlisle is so fucking white Jesus

Did she never notice his eyes are the same color as Edwards

Fuckin snitch omg Carlisle is not happy

“Hey ex wife our daughter almost died lol call me back”

They are really just arguing in the middle of the hospital tf?

I was standing right next to you....

why does he look like that

Rude ass tf?

Edgy moon

Tf she dreaming about

Wait so like he didn’t even start out with anything low key he just straight up fucking watched her sleep after knowing her a week

God why does he look like that. All the time

Poor mike oh my god

She’s lived here a week how does she already have plans conveniently the night of prom. Get a better excuse Bella

Recycled tea

Why is he so fucking creepy “what’s in Jacksonville” mf HOW you know

Rude ass again what the shit

Why would Bella care if you go to prom with mike, Jessica

“We shouldn’t be friends” no one said you were???

“Our bus is full” 💀

Call your fucking mother you asshole

Charlie don’t talk about Phil

She just walks tf out lmaoooo

How did anyone NEVER say anything about them NEVER eating lunch

La PUSH

He just bounced a fuckin apple

Stop being so cryptic what the fuck

“Let’s say for arguments sake that I’m not smart” bitch me too the fuck

“What if I’m... the villain” shut up you fucking emo oh my god

Come to the beach lol

This is all so awkward

Why did they like hardly ever show Angela

“You’re a strong independent woman” how do people think she’s straight

“The Cullen’s don’t come here” so fucking dramatic

“Yeah yeah whatever enough of you, what about the CULLENS”

Wait. How long have the Cullen’s been around? How long ago was the treaty made???

This music is so fucking dramatic

Oh no it’s Santa....

These bitches gay as fuck too James looks so fucking gay

How is it the entire time she’s trying to figure out the Cullen’s not ONCE does she question the quilietes being descended from FUCKING WOLVES

All these prom dresses boring as fuck

Like what the fuck even is that material

Jess is fucking... phat

“Sorry I don’t do prom dresses I just like really wanna go to this bookstore”

I don’t even want to know what would have happened if Edward didn’t come get her from these creeps...

She legit is about to get gang raped and like. No one ever said anything about this guys what the fuck

Why does Edward look like a fucking crack addict

“Sorry I just REALLY wanna murder these guys”

You should put YOUR seat belt on

“Yeah were gonna do everything that consists of a date but it’s not a date ok?”

No way that tiny bitch is gonna eat that whole ass plate

I’m gonna make sure YOU eat but I won’t alright?

Fucking math nerd

How DID he know she was there???

“I feel very protective of you even though I’ve known you for like less than a month”

He can read minds it’s no biggie

“Cat” bitch me too!!!

I can’t read YOUR mind tho sorry

Wait so why are certain vampires given gifts?

I don’t wanna stay away from you anymore lol

Ooooo our dads are here

“Animal attack” *GLARE*

“Idk what to say I’m so sorry”

Charlie STOP MY HEART IS FUCKING BREAKING

Animals are attacking and you give her pepper spray?

Why tf did they roll his whole ass body out in plain view why the hell was he not in a body bag!!!!

“Oh OKAY everything is starting to come together”

What is this dramatic dream where he’s all emo drinking her blood what the fuck is happening

“Follow me into the woods just trust me”

I don’t find it believable that he speaks like he’s from a different time. His dialect would change with time. Imagine him in 2018 fuckin yeet this and dab that lmaoooo

Why when he runs his legs move and nothing else

How fast are they even going

Diamonds are a girls best friend. And vampires.

“I’m a killer” on cool aha I’m just chillin alone in the woods with u haha no biggie

Why are you being so dramatic Edward

He just yeeted that fucking rock lol

“I’ve never wanted to kill anyone until you”

You’re my drug....

his voice is cracking me tf up

“I’m not afraid of you I’m afraid of losing you” you fucking emo

I want to die

I zoned out an all I heard was “sick masochistic lion” .... alright

Let’s just lay in the grass in the middle of the fucking woods it’ll be cute!!!

Do they just. Stare at each other and not talk...

Why do they use sound effects for his skin lmao

“My crush is a vampire lol ❤️”

What’s Monte Carlo

Everyone is staring lmaoooo

The siblings are not happy lmao

Why would you turn someone into a vampire like there is no logical reason to be like “you’re dying so I’m gonna make you live FOREVER”

They’re just chillin in the rain lmao

Literally tho like being a vampire would be pointless and fucking torture Jesus Christ why would you force that on a dying person

“Wanna meet the fam lol jk u have no choice”

The fucking stare down between Edward and Jacobs dad I’m fucking deceased

“Just keepin it real, son” broooo

Does anyone remember at one point in this series Edward and Jacob just fucking switched Bella off like what the shit was that was I just hallucinating

They cooked for her :(

How long has it been since they cooked

Esme is my soul mate

We NEVER use the kitchen

Jesus CHRIST Rosalie chill the FUCK out

Calm down you FUCKING drama queen

Please don’t kill me lol

Alice you Sapphic ass coming in on a fuckin tree branch

“Bella and I are gonna become great friends” does... does she KNOW. You know bc she can see the future

Alice is so cheery oh god

I too would be dramatic enough to frame all of my several graduation caps

I don’t... sleep

Like he doesn’t even need a chair like their legs never get tired. If they wanted to they could just stand every second of every day

Edward it is the 21st century catch up on the tunes, man

The face she made when he twirled her lmaooo

“I’ll MAKE you dance” .... alright

Why did they like. Move midair

This tree jumping shit just does not look scientifically accurate

“This kind of stuff just doesn’t exist” ... the woods?

Let’s sit in a fucking tree and just talk forever

I wonder who wrote the song Edward wrote. It’s actually... good???

Why is the footprint on top of this fucking mound of dirt lol

Hey hey you You I don’t like your boyfriend

I would kill for Charlie

No one like ACTUALLY questions why a HUMAN foot print is found in the murder scene

“Go SOCIALIZE”

He just fucking comes out of nowhere fuck

How much time does this movie take the course over “only the last couple months” ????

“There’s always something I wanted to try” *kisses bella* you gonna tell me you’re 100+ years old and a virgin???????

This kissing scene must have been so awkward

He just fucking. Zooms back into the wall

Does Charlie not hear any of this???

Edward. She needs to sleep bro

I’m sorry but if my partner never slept I would never sleep with them like don’t fucking watch me sleep the shit???

He just fucking loves his gun

What is he doing over his head ??

We’re just gonna play a family game of baseball lol

Charlie cares so much :(

Charlie doesn’t even question that they’re going to play baseball in a thunderstorm

The baseball scene is in my top iconic scenes in cinematic history

Why do they keep the field so small if they hit the ball so far ???

Emmet my fuckboy baby

When emmet and Edward collide. Iconic.

These gay ass Mfers and their dramatic entrances

Why is putting her hair up going to help. It’s not her hair they smell it’s her blood? Right??

Vampires just go around claiming territory??

All around America??

James knows

Why do they hiss....

The fucking Cullen clan all just bend their knees and hiss like what the shit

“I can buckle MYSELF Edward”

This all went 0-100 real quick

Edward step up your acting game. Monotone ass mf

Charlie is so fucking confused

What even is she grabbing

Ok but Charlie’s so supportive of her and like all he cares about is her being safe oh my god

And he never knows that she didn’t mean any of what she said :((((((

That would fucking kill me oh my god poor Charlie

When they land on her truck... where are they coming FROM...

“Her kind” ... gingers?

Rosalie has a point...

Laurent was just a third wheel

Why do they drive so fast

How the hell was Bella even going to explain this to her mom??? What was her plan.

James.... Jesus your fucking face...

How did he get into the high school

You fucking dumbass you just gonna. Fight a fucking vampire? What is her plan? Fight him? Show up and take her mom and get out???

Also how did she even sneak past Alice and jasper

Wait how did he get this video

You dumb as shit bitch!!!

You can’t fight a vampire the fuck!!!

Why is the part where James shoved Edward against the mirror so sexually tense

This whole fucking ballet studio scene is just too dramatic

Why is she convulsing tho. Is that how it is when you turn into a vampire??? You fucking have a seizure???

Alice fucking SNAPPED

This whole series could have ended right here if they just let her fucking change into a vampire right then and there

Shut the fuck up and suck, Edward

Why her face look like.... that

Carlisle just PUSH HIM

Why are the tubes like ON her eyeballs

Edward sleeping... ha

The whole falling down the stairs bullshit story is so fucking ridiculous lmaoooo

“You’re texting” this movie is so old

Which leg is broken???

I almost killed you lol sorry. Also get the fuck out of Forks

Bella: *insert lady from lipstick in valentino bag vine*

Ok so her right leg is in the cast but in the hospital she was chillin in the bed with her right leg bent?

Jacob where did you come from lmao

“My dad paid me to come talk to you”

“Also you need to break up with your boyfriend”

The instant tension between Edward and Jacob and Bella is so fucking oblivious

“The wolves descend” REALLY EDWARD

Was their senior prom ever mentioned in the series???

She’s so fucking short omg

This music: A++

No seriously what is with everyone’s dresses being so ugly

“I want you always” bitch you just met like 2 months ago???

Bella is so desperate for the dick that she wants to become a fucking vampire

She actually thought he was gonna bite her at prom lmao????

They kiss so awkwardly

Victoria looks so jealous

And hot

Where is she going

Oh it’s over ok cool gn

[omgawkward]

Capsized: Chapter 1

Rating: Mature (for cursing)

Word Count: 1,926

Pairings: Saeran/Reader, Saeran/MC, Saeyoung/Reader, Saeyoung/MC

Summary: They're called relationships because they're doomed to capsize.

Read this on my AO3!! 

A/N: Look guys, it’s a miracle!! I actually wrote something!! And it’s not completely angsty yet! Big shoutout to @la-saffron for encouraging me to write something of my own even when I’m lazy af. 

Important to note: This takes place after the secret endings, so beware of spoilers, and the MC and reader are not the same person!! They’re two different characters with their own roles in the story! And with that being said, off you go!

Nineteen minutes.

The receptionist is running late by nineteen minutes.

A part of Saeran is relieved because she’s crabby and unpleasant, especially since she seems to have it out for him in particular, but he wants nothing more than to go home and the later she is, the longer he has to stay in this suffocating office.

The room is an obnoxious white; the kind of white that blinds you if you stare at it for too long. The walls are littered with posters encouraging seeking help and listing the benefits of psychotherapy. He imagines himself tearing the pages up in a fit of rage and relishing in the carnage, but he only indulges in that thought for a second before suppressing it.

His chair is horribly uncomfortable and the coolness of the leather sends shivers up his spine. There’s not a single window in sight and the rancid smell of floor wax only gets worse with each passing minute. It’s ironic because Saeyoung calls Mint Eye a prison, but at least Mint Eye had windows and fresh air.

Saeran’s gaze shifts back to the plastic analog clock hanging to his right. Now she’s late by twenty minutes.

The ticking fades to all but a faint buzzing in his ears and the silence that settles over the room is unnerving. He curses himself under his breath for forgetting his phone in the car. Saeyoung usually tries to lighten his grouchy mood by cracking jokes, and while he hates his lame puns and awful humor, Saeran finds he hates the silence more. It’s when he’s alone do his thoughts wander, and the intrusive memories of his drug-induced days at Mint Eye that wash over him are overwhelming and terrifying.

Why his brother has been in the bathroom for over fifteen minutes is beyond him. Saeran has half a mind to go and check up on him: the only logical explanation that he can come up with as to why it’s taking Saeyoung so long is that he slipped and hurt himself. The mental image of his brother falling flat on his ass in a public bathroom almost coaxes a smile out of him. At least with him injured, Saeran would have a valid reason to skip today’s session. True, the idea of having to drag his idiot brother back to the car and being subjected to his whining seems like torture in itself, but he’d take Saeyoung over therapy any day.

Now it’s been twenty-one minutes.

He tugs at the collar of his sweater in frustration. This is a complete waste of time. Saeran decides to give her another minute before he gets up and leaves. His brother could scold him all he wants and insist on going back, but he’d just flip him off. He’s done his part: he showed up, despite the fact that every fiber of his being ached to stay in bed today. There is absolutely no reason for him to be here any longer than he has to.

He hates the sessions.

He hates how optimistic and patient his therapist is. He hates having to talk to her about his past. He hates having to open up about his feelings.

Being here makes him feel vulnerable. The dawning realization that hey, you’re actually pretty fucked up can't be pleasant for anyone. He wants to put the past behind him, forget all about it as if it were all just a bad dream. He wants to wash his pain away like the ocean washes away footprints on the beach. But healing takes time and it’s so infuriating that he wants to scream.

Twenty-two minutes.

That’s it.

He abruptly stands from his seat and a piercing screech rings out as the chair scrapes against the floor. He gathers the two jackets on the chair beside him and tucks them into the crook of his elbow as he stomps off toward the exit.

He’s reaching for the doorknob when he sees it turn and the door swings open. It nearly slams him right in the face and he jumps back in surprise.

“What the fuck, Saeyoung?!”

He’s seething now and is just about to let out all of his pent up frustration on his brother for dragging him here for nothing when he realizes that the person before him is most definitely not Saeyoung.

It’s a girl.

You’re visibly disheveled and breathing heavily. Your entire face is flushed and your eyes are wide as you stare up at him in shock. He wants to blurt out an apology for raising his voice, but the thought that you might also be another patient here strikes him as awkward and he doesn’t know how to approach the situation at hand.

Thankfully, you come to your senses first.

“Oh my god, I’m so sorry. Were you waiting for me this whole time?”

Your question dumbfounds him because he’s never seen you before. He knows for a fact that you don’t work at the office, and you certainly doesn’t look like the cranky old receptionist who normally signs him in and out of his appointments.

You fiddle with your coat pocket to pull out your phone and check the time. He opens his mouth to speak but you cut him off.

“Dammit, I’m really, really sorry. This is so embarrassing, I can’t believe I’m late on my first day. Were you waiting to sign in?”

He's just about to explode on you when he hears his brother’s voice from across the hallway.

“Saeran, who’s this?”

You pivot to look at Saeyoung as he jogs up to the both of you. Saeran shoots his twin a scowl as you tuck the phone away and proceed to take off your hat.

“Hi, I’m so sorry, I know I’m really late, but I can still sign you guys in if you give me a minute.”

He curls his nose up in annoyance at your constant apologizing. He doesn’t care about your excuses, you’re late and he’s going home.

He prepares himself to speak up for the third time but Saeyoung beats him to it, “Yeah, sure, no problem!”

He swears to god he's going to punch him.

Your shoulders slump in relief as you sigh and run your hands through your hair, “Thank you, oh my gosh! Again, I’m really, really sorry, ugh, I’m such a mess.”

His brother laughs, running his hand through his tousled red locks, “Don’t worry about it! And hey, look on the bright side, at least you made it!”

You beam at his comment and straighten your posture. “Haha, yeah, I guess!”

Twenty-two minutes. He wants to tell you that you’re late by over twenty-two minutes and that you should be feeling sorry for wasting his time. He wants to watch that silly little smile fade off your face as he gives you a piece of his mind. Twenty-two minutes. He had been stuck in this godforsaken, cramped, smelly prison for the past twenty-two minutes.

But Saeyoung is glaring at him, warning him to behave, so he unwillingly yields and steps to the side to let you through. You smile up at him and make your way over to the wooden desk in the corner of the room.

His twin strolls in after you to stand next to him and Saeran growls under his breath, “How long does it fucking take to piss?”

Saeyoung’s hand flies to the back of his head and he grins sheepishly, “Well, I meant to come back right away but MC called me and well, you know, I lost track of time and…”

Saeran rolls his eyes. Of course. How could he have forgotten his brother’s naive little fiancée? The two were so in love to the point that it was sickening, and frankly, extremely annoying.

“Aha, found it!”

You look up from the file cabinet in triumph, clutching a manilla folder in your hand. You tuck a lock of hair behind your ear as you push a clipboard and pen out towards him. “Now, if you could just sign here, I can let the doctor know that you’re ready to start your appointment.”

Saeyoung nudges him with his elbow and he begrudgingly walks to the desk and begins to fill out the form. He slams the pen down when he’s finished and immediately goes back to his seat in the waiting area. He pretends as if he’s not paying attention but he’s watching you carefully out of the corner of his eye.

“Oh, don’t mind him, he’s just cranky because he doesn’t want to be here,” his brother reassures you.

You nod in understanding as you press a button on the intercom and request for Dr. Park to be notified that her patient is ready. A deafening silence settles in the room as you start to take off your coat and fix your hair.

Saeyoung clears his throat. “Uh, so, are you new here?”

You sink down into the brown office chair and nod, “Yup, today’s my first day. I’m filling in for Mrs. Lee while she’s recovering from surgery.”

His brother leans in closer and adjusts his striped glasses. "Well, then, can I be honest with you? I think I’d much rather have you here than grumpy old Mrs. Lee.”

You wave his comment off. “Oh, stop it, you’re just saying that to make me feel better."

“No, no, I’m serious! And I think Saeran agrees with me too!”

“Oh, really? Even after I nearly slammed the door in his face?”

“Ah, but see, you didn’t, unlike somebody else..."

“Wait, are you saying Mrs. Lee actually hit him with the door?”

“It was an accident, but boy oh boy you should’ve seen the look on her face!”

You snort and cover your mouth. “Oh my god, that’s terrible!”

“I know, I know. But you’re not going to hit us with the door, are you? Because if you are, you should know that my cat-like reflexes don’t have nine lives!”

You raise your hand in pledge. “No worries, you and your cat like reflexes are safe. You have my word!”

Saeyoung flashes a toothy grin, “Well alrighty then, I think we’re going to get along just fine!”

“Idiots,” Saeran mumbles under his breath. Great, just what he needed, another headache.

You proceed to bite your lower lip and point out, “Ah, I don’t think we’ve been properly introduced. I’m ______, it’s nice to meet you both.”

His twin shakes your hand enthusiastically, “I’m Saeyoung, and that’s my brother Saeran. Brother dear, come and say hello to the new receptionist!”

“Fuck off.”

“Hey, don’t be rude! Ack, I’m sorry, he’s just a little shy around strangers. But he’ll come around, don’t worry.”

Your turn to look at him, a soft smile playing on your lips. “It’s okay, I get it. I’m usually not good with strangers either.”

Saeran feels weird with both pairs of eyes on him and his entire body tenses. He dislikes the attention and wants nothing more than for the ground to swallow him up whole. He thanks every deity known to man when a voice from the intercom speaks up, “Please send Saeran Choi to room 114 for his appointment. The doctor is waiting for him, thank you.”

He stands in relief and has to stop himself from practically bolting out of the room.

“Good luck with the session, Saeran!” He hears his brother shout to him as he nears the exit, but he just scoffs and closes the door behind him.

At this point, it’s good riddance.

~

[mizuribbons]

old post and it's february but this is amazing

Merry Christmas! ☃️🎄

I always wanted to draw WxS miku and babykasa together. I really liked the hcs about the main vsingers watching over their hosts since they were younger, it also makes sense since tsukasas sekai is cluttered with plush toys!

Happy holidays everyone!