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i think i am cursed to never be able to figure out a sideblog name ;-;
#- tom#i can't figure out what the fuck to call me ;-;#i have a header i have a pfp i have a whole theme planned but i just can't figure out a url#aauauauauguugugh#we wanna post a new pinned but we really wanna have my sideblog on there so i gotta make it before we can ;-;#but i can'ttttttttttttaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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occasional posts from users
#tumblr#this is hilarious#whispers#i can still hear their voices#also since when is tumblr a social media site?#me talking
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if we could read minds I still don't think we'd understand them.
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Full Video: Riekko mukana hiihtoreissulla, Tolkuton Willow ptarmigan included in ski trip
#sorry if the translation is clunky i just google translated it#animals#birds#grouse#ptarmigan#willow ptarmigan#wildlife#video#op
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That Ben Affleck was Adele all this time has left me amazed. Truly his greatest role.
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So my roommate doesn’t like swears. They make her uncomfortable, so when I send her memes, I do my best to censor out any swears in them so she can enjoy them as much as I do.
I was trying to send her this meme
So I went to censor it into the final form in MS paint
Simple process, just set the secondary color to black
Highlight
And cut
Then copy and paste edited meme.
Which I did.
Except.
I forgot to copy the whole meme
So my roommate, whom I love dearly, just got a notification on her phone that only said
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may we all continue to be strange and off-putting little freaks in 2022 <3
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i had a spongebob dream the other night
#those are my friends at the end they showed up for the occasion#a...#art tag#edit: i never saw the third one from patrick sorry
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my client just said "there's bigger fish to fight" which is objectively a much better idiom
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tumblr holidays:
the met gala
halloween (the month)
the ides of march
nov 5 (new!)
#edit: I have updated this post three times now if you look in the reblogs#tumblr#the ides of march#ides of march#met gala#Halloween#spooky month#spooky season#hell night#nov 5th#november 5th#mine.#classics
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Wish I knew how to edit the orb pondering image so it's dance fucker dance john arbuckle inside the orb.
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Things That Happened In 2021 That Dont Feel Like They Did
Prince Phillip kickin' it
That shit in the Capitol that just like never got mentioned again?
Wandavision finale
The big-ass blizzard that hit Texas
Kardashian-West divorce
Grimes-Musk breakup
Trump got his dumb ass banned from every imaginable social media out there
Apparently there was a Super Bowl this year???
Rush Limbaugh kicked the bucket and the world collectively celebrated with dancing crabs
Harry and Meghan dishing the shit on the royal family
The Boat In The Suez Canal
Republicans refusing to take the vaccine but eating horse meds for some fucking reason
The Bernie Sanders In A Chair meme
Sea shanties took over TikTok
The Redditors and the GameStop stock, god bless
#in honor of the post like this for 2020. goddamn these past two years have wrecked my shit. i forgot like half of this even happened-#meme
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i’m okay with fictional men becoming unhinged over the loves of their lives actually
#original post#i love how many blorbos get tagged in the notes of this post#it WAS about the Elktaur from centaurworld#but all unhinged for their loves blorbos are welcome to claim this post for themselves
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greeble neeble gomble womp?? e mfucking worgle smeet huga dorble!!!!
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im such a man who leans in doorways. relaxes against the counter. drapes across a couch. sprawls over an armchair. my spine isnt straight and by god neither am i.
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,,, this certainly was a choice is all I’m saying
#rambles#spotify wrapped#me editing this two days later#so y’all who reblog this directly from me know I’m suffering /j#no it’s like fun seeing yalls thoughts but my god tumblr is so broken I just wanna cut off the notifications and it won’t let me I’ve tried#I’ve got other notifs I wanna see ;-;#I miss my friends#also my friends keep bullying me and reblogging this telling me not to forget them since I’m famous now 🙄 the fools#the fame#it’s not worth losing it all T-T#previously I only tagged spotify wrapped and my talk tag now you’re getting me saying stupid shit#to get an idea of what type of person posts this#especially since y’all keep following me which is lovely but I’m not this funny all the time like#I’ve already said it but I’m a sad faerie enthusiast who like fashion and drawing#and especially lately has been sad posting a lot#so follow at your own risk yall#I’m happy rn tho so yay
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