#but he gets a tag bc hes skrunkly

[cybertron-after-dark]

The cliffs do be jumpin

And the bees do be bumblin

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

Hello (this is the new yan gojo fan☝️) I don’t know if you saw this thread about satoru from the jjk game so I wanted to share ! (https://x.com/satoruuu725/status/1752011348358349131?s=46&t=RtNtyqjdtHYAo-MypX_9zw). He is so silly and kind, my heart aches when I think about him 😭😭

YAN!GOJO ANONNN MY SWEET i hope you’re doing well!!! TYSM FOR THIS HE’S SO CUTEEE i’m actually soooo pissed bc i literally have a phanpara account but my brother’s lazy ass hasn’t sent me my old android phone yet so i can’t play 😞😞 i want the new gojo so baddd he’s so stunning… his ult looks so good……

AND AND the new event seems so fun!??? gojo our silliest little pumpkin pie 🥺🥺🥺 all i know is that he collects stamps for a stamp rally and that the voice acting is really really fun & good lmao PLS GIVE THIS A LISTEN he’s sooo silly <333

pouty sighing exasperated gojo who keeps being interrupted by people who need his help <;/3

[mythesque]

not me legitimately considering skipping the mizuena colorful fes for a perm emu card that i havent even seen yet 🤡

[thatdeadaquarius]

Genshin Impact Sagau/Isekai:

You still have acces to characters! ...by possessing them. 👻

PART 2 (you're here!) / Part 1

All art by me! :] leave me a iced coffee?? :0

HEY!! REALLY QUICK PLEASE READ!

STOP tagging my posts as "Yandere Sagau", "Sagau Cult AU", "Sagau Imposter AU" or other related dark content tags.

I'm sick of seeing reblogs that tag my work as dark content, when I'm specifically trying to LIGHTEN UP THE SAGAU TAG 😭😭??

Please be more respectful of this. Actually read the work before you just tag it incorrectly. Tags do matter.

/nm /gen

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Sun: Gender Neutral Reader (they/them)

Planet: Misc. Genshin AUs

Orbit: Headcanons, Scenarios

Stars: Tighnari ft. Cyno, Alhaitham, Collei

Comets & Meteors:

Content Warnings: Mild violence (bandit attacks/non-graphic), Reader/you possess people non-consent (mild/consent given eventually)

& Trigger Warnings: Reader/"you" possess people non-consenually for short times, but given consent eventually.

(pls comment if any more!)

Edit 9/7/23: 1,000+ NOTES?? WHO WHAT WHEN WHERE WHY- THANK YOU???

Edit 12/24/23 + 4/5/24:

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My goofy ass forgot to put this here .-.

Anyway this is a full length fanfic now ;)

…mistakes were made.

bad decisions were had, and okay, mayyybbbeee you could’ve taken more precautions against people finding out you were “real”.

afterall, you did see the Eremites reaction, even if it was only two guys (one from each camp) that you possessed :/

word spreads quickly amongst the Eremites groups, you guess, bc next thing you knew, after you’d moved closer to floating around Gandharva Ville,

they’d called that entire bit of forest haunted.

BUT IN YOUR DEFENSE-!! how were you supposed to know they’d blab to the whole camp they didn’t remember the past 20 minutes after you unpossessed them?? and immediately be on guard and jump to possession?? (Irminsul works hard but eremites/sumeru people work harder u guess)

And by the time you were happily patrolling with Collei, the forest rangers were just so chill you didn’t really expect anybody would think a ghost was possessing them (or whatever you were now… maybe,, just code?? it’s unclear)

so when u start to see Tighnari squint at people who’ve technically just “woken up” after you possessed them, mumbling under his breath more and more as a file he carries around gets thicker and thicker-

you start to think,,, maybe.

okay, mayyybbbeee,

you’ve fucked up.

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You really can’t help it, first it was making sure Collei got back safely from patrols (she’s ur skrunkly okay, you can’t help it, you’re still aware she’s capable but- the urge to skrunkle overpowers you- )

but then-!! You managed to spot Cyno! :D its ur boy!! ur little meow meow, who can throw people over his shoulder!! He really doesn’t need you, hovering around, but eh ¯\_ (ツ)_/¯

what could it hurt! …it’s not like he can see, hear, or feel you anyway…

(unless u possess some animal/machine he thinks is friendly, which. sumeru is not exactly known for cuddly creatures. you don’t feel like experiencing death when possessing stuff just yet-)

imagine ur panic and shock as the General Mahamatra takes on a camp of criminals on the run, only for one of the old ruin machines (the ones that are just LEG and DEATH)

to hear the ruckus and come stomping around a thick patch of trees, it launched missiles!! You can’t warn Cyno, he can’t hear you!! No one can!!! The criminals are unconscious, there’s no other wildlife nearby they all ran off!!! FUCK-

You look at him and try to imagine his perspective as vividly as you can, he’s looking over the criminals, but now he’s turning, so people passed out and the tree-line got it-

Congratulations! You’ve possessed Cyno. 💀

It completely disorients you for a second, but then the panic of dodging the missiles comes back in time for you to make his body dive and roll off to the side, for as long as you can manage a roll too since you remember that’s the best way to dodge missiles in the game

…which works really well! bc he’s so fit and agile tbh

It was weird to finally run again after so long (two months now in teyvat?? wow)

with your feet suddenly in sandals, and feeling the breeze chilling your bare chest (Cyno’s chest??)

yeah its a shock considering most of the ppl you’ve possessed lately have been fully clothed rangers lol

you quickly imagine your ghostly form again, and just like that you’re drifting out of Cyno in ur “ghosty” form, having floated out and away from his back

Poor guy looks so fucking confused, and immediately is wielding his spear again, and is about to get out the crouch you put him in behind the dilapidated stone wall (dammit he better not waste ur efforts to keep him alive-)

until missiles slam and explode against it, he ducks back down (thank fuck) and Cyno just looks around one last time before hopping the wall and running to fight the thing

you notice that when the electro user goes to use his powers, they seem stronger than they were in his fight with the goons??

Maybe he was just going easier on them, since they are only human?

…so why does even Cyno look surprised when he goes to make a simple swipe with his charged spear and a bolt of lightning cracks out from his spear instead…?

…weird.

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Tighnari knows you’re here.

You figure he must have collected the reports of people “blacking out” or “sleep-walking” or whatever else and begun to suspect the worst.

…to be honest, you’re not sure what to do.

on one hand, it would be great to have someone know you actually exist, as yourself,

but on the other…

What would Tighnari think?

Of you possessing his rangers?? Temporarily taking ownership of someone without permission??? You’re afraid he’d think the worst of you…

tho u didn’t do so often, as u realized how messed up this could be, and u never did more than make them walk or talk normally for a few minutes before leaving them alone!

… afterall, you missed interacting with people. You were honestly a little worried abt going crazy, which is the only reason u were desperate enough to possess human people in the first place and continue doing so, just to talk to someone and have them look you in the face again like you really did exist as a person here-

(u thought u remember reading somewhere back on Earth that someone can only last 3 days of no other human contact until they start to lose it? but even if that’s not true, at the very least, u dont think talking one-sidedly to yourself all the time is healthy…)

so when Tighnari seems to get that file you’ve seen him adding onto, and gather up supplies, mentioning a day trip to Collei and the others to Sumeru City for some

“further research into these ‘blackouts’, and also contacting some of my colleagues who might know something…”

there’s no way you’re not going with him.

you feel increasingly anxious all day, and at one point when you were sure Tighnari was walled-in by books at the House of Daena, decide to go blow off the anxious energy by possessing an animal to get some food!

…you’re not really feeling comfortable enough to possess a living being into eating yet, that seems hella nonconsensual, and u kinda would be taking the joy of the meal from them tbh-

so u possess a cat!

a ginger cat, bc u like to think if u do anything weird, that ppl in Teyvat have the same type of cats back on Earth and excuse it as just:

“unhinged ginger cats being unhinged ginger cats yep makes sense” lol

you’d managed to be really cute (and wasn’t that weird, having to mimic animal behaviors like rubbing ur side against a person’s legs..)

and convince one of the cooks of Lambad’s Tavern to give u some leftovers, and been about to go off to try out sunbathing before the chore boy, little shit he is, tried to chase you off with a broom!! >:( the audacity!! you clearly have a little plate and everything!!

luckily, you’d finished eating, but still! Ouch!! those bristles fucking hurt-!!!

…you look and see a Sumeru-ified version of a skateboard, and u just know ur little cat face is just ✨v✨

and u steal the little shit’s skateboard as revenge! HAHA thats what you get animal abuser!!!

The kid’s yelling at you as you speedily skate away with ur little cat paws (LMAOO), but the cooks are calling him back in so he can’t pursue, (oh good u hear them get onto him for chasing u off)

and as u slow down to coast along the Sumeru streets,

you feel someone’s eyes staring you down.

You assume it’s just people being amused at a cat skateboarding, obv

but when you look just ahead of you to see a smiling Sumeru citizen or eremite-

Oh. It’s Alhaitham.

and he’s just… watching you.

he’s stopped reading whatever he’s got in his hand, and is slowlyyyy turning his head as you pass by…

You decide to just keep skating away. LMAO

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it’s already sunset by the you’re accompanying Tighnari back from Sumeru City, floating along behind him

and you’d been expecting a calm walk back, tbh you’d been feeling a little better bc the ranger hadn’t found much to identify you, yet, luckily-

but bc u can never catch a break:

Tighnari didn’t see the bandits dropping from the goddamn trees BEHIND HIM- and they had like claymores out- those were definitely gonna be killing blows-!!

so yeah.

You possessed Tighnari.

turns out ur pretty good at dodging bc this is second time now you’ve helped dive away for someone in an ambush, ur kinda proud of urself tbh💀

and as you make him take a few leaps back, ur ears twitch in the wind as you duck behind a tree, then float away and out of his body

The poor hybrid ranger visibly sways, then shakes his head out of it, and he flicks his ears in different directions, squinting into the woods, he’s pulled out his bow, so you’re at least reassured he’s aware there are enemies

Like Cyno last week, he too gives up and rolls for the next tree for cover and begins to shoot and take down the bandits

the rest of the week is kinda a blur after that, bc it’s mostly filled with Tighnari running in circles around the camp checking for blackouts, writing letters to Alhaitham and Cyno apparently, and you not possessing anybody out of paranoia :/

Most notably however,

you’ve unfortunately discovered one of the few drawbacks of ur possessions

(y’know, besides not existing essentially, what with no one being able to sense u outside of possessions)

apparently, if someone walks thru you, they accidentally force you to possess them 💀??

while it’d already happened once with a random ranger that you didnt notice was walking up behind you,

you didn’t want to test it again just yet bc it kinda made YOU nauseous and incredibly dizzy when this happened

(as in, u stumbled like a drunk after this poor ranger woman ran thru u, until you were so dizzy and the world spun sm u had to make her sit on the literal ground, luckily she just thought she was just really dehydrated when she came back into herself 😭)

so obviously, you’ve avoided crowds to keep this forced possession thingy from happening all the time

like at the Forest Rangers meetings or something, ur watching off to the side, instead of standing with them or beside them

so needless to say, after about a week and half since possessing Tighnari,

you definitely did not mean to possess Collei.

She’d been in her wheelchair today, the Eleazar flaring up and tiring her body out

so her wheels had been entirely silent when she rolled up to where you and Tighnari were leaning over some strange experiments of his- you were just trying to figure out what all these mirrors were for, didn’t he do plants more-?

you didn’t even know what the hell happened, you just felt that familiar dropping sensation, like a small drop on a rollarcoaster, blinked, and then suddenly you were sitting instead of standing/floating???

Oh god-

before you could even begin to process that Tighnari was in front of you instead of beside you, the world was shorter,

The fox-eared ranger yelled in triumph, grinning with sharp fangs and spinning around to look at you (Collei)-

“Ah-ha! It worked! Finally, I saw you! I saw you, I-?? Oh gods, Collei, NO-!”

And with quick reflexes, Tighnari’s summoned his bow, but he’s clearly confused on what to do about this situation, taking aim, but also holding the air glowing with dendro not as taunt as you’d seen him in the battle with the bandits

You scramble to raise your hands up, brown poofy sleeves rise to your command, light green hair you can feel on your shoulders, everything is familiar, but not-

“WAIT! I’m sorry!! This was an accident, I promise! I don’t intend to hurt Collei, or you!! Please, just, don’t shoot me, I think you’ll just hurt Collei instead…”

You talk him down and decide, that if he’s put this much effort into finding out about your existence, is an incredible leader and friend to everyone around him, and was able to accept the traveler and many other strange things that’ve (probably? maybe?) already happened in Sumeru (god fuck u dont even know where in the timeline you are)

that you can probably trust Tighnari with your existence, and your powers.

…He nearly passes out.

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Life has gotten a lot funnier, and happier, since you told Tighnari (and some of the more trustworthy rangers and Collei by proxy) about ur existence (or really, confirmed it)

He’d been wary at first, appropiately cautious and demanding answers, of which you were happy to give and explain yourself

luckily, after a whole lot of “hmm, I see, no, I think I’m understanding-” , finger on his chin and everything

he’s said it’s okay to hang around the rangers, so long as you don’t possess anyone anymore without them knowing about you/with permission (outside of emergency situations that is)

tho he did seem surprisingly understanding and accepting of you doing it before after you explained how u were just unbelievably lonely and were lowkey paranoid of going crazy-

The rangers seem to believe you’re some kind of god/spirit thing, as you had no explanation yourself as to what you were ¯\_ (ツ)_/¯

Tighnari’s also given you the rule to help out around here if you’re going to “ghost-laze around”, as he puts it lol

you’ve redirected ruin machines/feral animals away from rangers many times by now, to the many thanks and gratefulness of the rangers

you’ve even managed to even figure out how to push Collei’s wheelchair around when she uses it!

mostly by possessing tree after tree and using vines, or occasionally a fungi that can fly so you can nudge her along

she has insisted that you possess a ruin guard and carry her just to try it… however, Tighnari overheard her talking to the forest rangers’ dog (you) and immediately knew shit was up and banned you from doing it (at least not yet)

While most rangers are okay with you possessing them for a few minutes (and they’ve developed this bandana wrapped around their upper arms policy of “red = no possess, green = go ahead”)

Collei is the most okay with it and for longer, so you “won’t be that lonely ever again!” :’)

Tighnari is busy with stuff, so you can’t possess him as often, but the ranger has developed a theory that the more you possess someone, the more they can sense your feelings during possession/while floating around in ghost form too,

so he’ll occasionally feel you in the room with him, and start talking out loud in some one-sided convo to make you feel more included to make up for not being able to interact with him sometimes :)

(after taking you off his list of worries he’s still pretty swamped, not that he’ll tell you that, as he’s still not quite sure why he’s so, warm and safe feeling when you’re around, so willing to trust you so naturally, that it makes him want to at leats pretend to be worried abt a possessing ghost god/thing hanging out with the rangers now)

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basically everything is great!

the rangers are okay with you, they got a system to interact with you consensually, Tighnari and Collei are fond of you, you get to finally have something to do instead of floating around all the time (joining ranger missions)

and look!! they’ve even been kind enough to build you a little shrine or altar of sorts! Notes about Sumeru life, recipes for you to try, occasionally some books for you to read, and even some snacks/desserts for you to try out the next time someone possesses you and gives consent! (you leave them a little note stuck on their hand with your question for specific actions like that, if there isn’t another ranger there to ask for you when you unpossess them)

and everything is so cool, and everyone is so sweet and accepting

…Until Alhaitham shows up in Gandharva Ville, knocking on Tighnari’s door.

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AHHHH idk if this is any good! sorry it took so long, it was mostly the art 😭😭

anyway its not the best (the writing or the art) but i hope it’s at least some content to look at and be entertained for a minute!

also figured it was a good day to post what with the attack on our beloved Ao3 (tho i think it’s back up now?)

anyway, feel free to leave critiques on this one! (which I’ll probably turn this into a real fic one day soon, but not sure what to do with the plot/do a diff setup than this or what)

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sorry abt the radio silence! I just needed to close my mailbox bc i had a lot of stuff to answer, ur welcome to send submissions to chat/non-requests!

and also this took time to make (once again, mostly the art, bc thats how it always is with art isnt it 😭)

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Safe Travels Stranger,

💀♒

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If ur tag is here and didnt work, idk why!

Maybe see if your listed as a "searchable blog"?

[frogchiro]

Ive been writing a fanfic for Octo!König but had massive writers block and your writes always inspire and get me all giddy so I was wondering if you could share any headcanons or even just a load of word vomit about him bc he’s such a silly little scrungly and so mischievous too 🙏💞💞🗣️

I'M SO SORRY FOR THE LATE REPLY also if you finish it please do tag me in it bc I need to read more about the skrunkly stinky lil octo man😭

🐙 first of all he's a menace to everyone around him, even you😭 loves to nudge and bump you whenever you are which can hurt like a bitch

🐙 CLINGY as hell and you have to deal with it!! Won't let you alone EVER, like you literally had to throw him out of the bathroom when you wanted to pee

🐙 speaking of which, you'll only get him out when you're doing your business in the toilet, otherwise you're stuck with him during baths! Octo König loves baths and he loves taking them with you!! It's a perfect moment to mess around in the water with bubbles plus it's his go-to moment to sit on your naked tits since he has the best access :3

[ranposgirlboss]

rubs my hands all maniacally😍

a little birdie told me that your requests are open!

i was thinking abt the bsd boys reacting to a s/o that eats the weirdest food combinations LMAO

i eat cheese puffs and hot sauce aND WHEN I WAS YOUNGER I ATE APPLES WITH KETCHUP BAHAH

anyways that’s all 🙏

BAJUAHJSGVHSABJGASHJBSAGHVSBJGASBHJ BRO IF U LIKE THAT EAT APPLES AND SOYSAUCE ITS SO BANGER!!! THE SWEET AND SALTY SAVOURY FEEL >>>> also popcorn and ketchup is so real

ALSO PROPS TO MY BESTIE FOR HELPING ME WITH SOME OF THESE IDEAS!! (mainly poes) THANK HER IN YOUR HEARTS BC SHE DOESNT HAVE AN ACC ON HERE!!!

i HAD SO MUCH FUN WRITING THESE OMG

chara list: tecchou, jouno, ranpo, poe and dazai,

GENRE: FLUFF >:))

i made them all little skrunklies in this >:))

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TECCHOU

-IM SORRY IF I SPELLED THAT HORRIBLY WRONG I ALWAYS CALL HIM KATCHOW (-̩̩̩-̩̩̩-̩̩̩-̩̩̩-̩̩̩___-̩̩̩-̩̩̩-̩̩̩-̩̩̩-̩̩̩)

-omg yall would be married instantly

-he has the papers signed

-FINALLY SOMEONE WHO WILL TRY SOME OF HIS COMBINATIONS!!!

-feels so understood

-if you ask him to try ur combos, HE WILL ALWAYS ACCEPT. A FELLOW WEIRD FOOD LOVER IN ARMS IS IN NEED OF HIS ASSISTANCE, AND HE CANNOT REFUSE.

-WOULD TAKE YOU OUT ON DATES AND GET EXTREMELY CONCERNED LOOKS FROM WAITERS.

-has had to protect you from jounos plots of world domination against weird food lovers and plots to murder you

-yall have a list of ur favorite food.

-so sexy

JOUNO

-(he looks so cute as a skrunkle anyways)

-haha

-run.

-dont even try to sneak it with him. he may be blind, but his other senses are at their prime and HE IS READY TO THROW HANDS

-"WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, ONE TECCHOU WAS HARD ENOUGH I DONT NEED TWO GOD DAMN."

-might actually throw hands with you, like HELL JUST SMACK THE FOOD OUT OF YOUR HAND AND BE LIKE "n o ."

-so silly in theory but when he actually does slap it away it makes you want to beat him up so bad

-YOURE ASS BEST BE GLAD HE LOVES YOU OR HE WOULDVE TRIED TO KILL YOU AT LEAST 5 TIMES

-ugh i love the sassy skrunkle (ignore the fact he can kill you instantly)

RANPO

-WITH HIM, it all depends.

-it depends on how it tastes.

-because if it tastes actually good, HE WILL BE SO HAPPY

-"i knew you had good taste Y/N (人*´∀｀)｡*ﾟ+"

-if it tastes bad to him tho...

-HE WOULD BE SO BETRAYED

-would look like you just insulted his entire bloodline real

-"Y/N, how DARE YOU MAKE ME, THE GREATEST DETECTIVE, TRY THIS."

-it would take a long amount of sorries and sweets to get him to forgive you.

POE

-ok ok so listen

-would probably see you eating the weird ass shit, blink a few times to make sure he wasn't hallucinating, then go back to reading

-if you asked him to try it, he would be like "oh sorry i just ate a 5 course meal Y/N" (he's a terrible liar)

-but with him, you could probably convince him to try it 😈

-theres a very high chance he hates it, i know we don't know what their eating habits are like, but poe gives off picky vibes...

-would probably be like "w-wow Y/N thats uhm...that's really good for you Y/N................"

-would never try it again </3

DAZAI

-NGL HE WOULD HAVE WEIRD TASTE BUDS TOO

-I MEAN BRO LITERALLY ATE DOG FOOD AS IF IT WAS A CASUAL TUESDAY

-i feel like he would at least try them, and if he didn't like them, he would CHUCK THOSE BITCHES

-more as a joke then an actual insult, UNLIKE SOMEONE (jouno)

-swears hell pay for them after (he never does)

-one day you threaten to throw him across the room like your damn food he keeps throwing

-he threw extra food that day

-would beg convince you to try dog treats (fun author fact: i used to eat dog food when i was a kid. it sucked ass but i was hungry)

-YALL WOULD DO THOSE CHALLENGES WHERE YOU PUT RANDOM FOOD IN A BLENDER AND SEE HOW IT WOULD TEST.

-honestly just another way to bond with you

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THANKS FOR READING THIS SILLY THING I WROTE AND THANKS FOR REQUESTING ♡(ӦｖӦ｡). I ALWAYS CAN ACCEPT MORE REQS!!!! TYSM!!!!

i forgot to add tags the first TIME I POSTED BAHAJVGBHASGVGASUHJASVGHJABSJ

[thatone-churro]

abt ur crystal pool question; you as the player have created a bootstrap paradox ! the player char is directly responsible for yhe professors inevitable spiral into obsession and death bc they gave them brairs book ( thus completing the loop mentioned in the journal ) , but brairsbook can only exist bc they died in the first place ! :]

mandatory readmore because people will complain about spoilers but then never blacklist the spoiler tag

okay yeah i’ve gotten several explanations for this now (and no hate to any of y’all! i know i can ask a question and get a serious answer now lol) but i do very much understand what the cutscene was saying. i get that we dragged the professor through space-time. i get that we set the entire story into motion via the paradox we created. i get that it highlighted exactly how and why terapagos and the crystals were the key. i get that it explained that the paradox pokemon weren’t just pulled from across the timeline, but multiple, alternate timelines. and i enjoyed it! i thought it was brilliant! a great little secret ending that answered a lot of our questions!

but i meant that post as in like. an emotional reaction. as in like “what the fuck how could you do that to me. i’m screaming and crying. what the fuck was that for” y’know? it had me freaking the fuck out (affectionately). like woah. suddenly my skrunkly little turtle has brought the man (or woman i guess; i played violet lol) that haunts the narrative he was doomed by but for the first actual time in the entire game he’s actually alive. and still doing his work. and THEN to be hit with the new title screen right after? “oh SHIT this is lore relevant and it’s HURTING ME while it’s at it” type shit, yeah?

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[rukkiya]

hello lovely’s! hope you’re all having a good day, I have some exciting stuff to share with you all so please do read if you’re interested!! (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

hehehe soooo…… I was thinking of writing something in theme with the holidays!! (✧ᗜ✧) (yes I am a christams freak sorry if it’s annoying lol) I’ve has this idea for quite some time now and I really want to try it to get into the spirit! so I was thinking of picking random christmas songs and any genshin character and writing small one shots for them!! and the exciting part is……YOU GET TO CHOOSE THE SONGS AND CHARACTERS WOOOOO!!! ∩(・ω・)∩ I thought it was a good way of getting you all in the spirit along with me hehehe :3 and a good way of letting you pick what you want lol also I just want to interact with y’all bc you’re all so sweet please- so, I’ll write down a couple of Chirstmas songs and characters and you can chose which song and character you want along with any prompt your heart desires, does that make sense? lol ( ´ ▽ `)ﾉ an example for one I am going to write soon is to the song “Last Christmas” by wham and the character I chose to go along with this song is none other than master deelook :3 the oneshots can range from angsty, tooth rotting fluff, hurt/comfort, hurt no conform (ouch), but anything! If you’re interested you can comment or send in my asks the song, character and prompt you’d like! I’ll choose three to write throughout the month of December (plus the one I’m writing) :D! sorry in advance for only getting to do so little though （◞‸◟） work is especially busy around this time of year and I sadly won’t be able to write as many one shots as I’d like to but I’ll squeeze three in perfectly for sure!

christmas songs to choose from! (or any christmas song u think would fit better with ur prompt and character!)

I’ll be home for Christmas

Silent Night

My favorite things

Baby it’s cold outside

Santa baby

White Christmas

Christmas (baby please come home)

characters:

Kaeya

Ayato

Zhongli

Childe

Scaramoche

Albedo

Tighnari

(again any character or christmas song is fine! these are just ideas!)

ok announcement is done hehe (๑ ˃̵ᴗ ˂̵)و thank you for reading if you did and please feel free to leave your ideas if you have any! ok now bagel needs to explode real quick so please just give me a quick second to say- LOOKAT KAEYASJSJS I JUST WANT TO *SQUEEZE* he’s so skrunkly I love him so much ohmygoshplease-ヘ（。□ °）ヘ I’m so sane for him hehehe <3 genshin Christmas fan art has my WHOLE HEART (I don’t know who the artist is but if you do please tell me who they are so I can tag them or give them credit bc this fanart is just cheifskiss!) ^~^ <33

[lerios]

tagged by all time icon @baynton 💕 this has been in my drafts for like a month because i wanted to answer it after i properly started succession but now i get the feeling its gonna take a while to get a proper grip of that show lmao😅

List 5 favourite shows (in no particular order) and answer questions accordingly.

1. bbc quacks

2. firefly (my absolute beloved 😍)

3. its always sunny in philidelphia

4. bbc ghosts

5. fuck it, critical role (i don't watch much TV lol)

1. Who is your favourite character in 2?

Favourite? probably Wash my gorgeous comedy boy with an icon wife i spent years simping over, BUT i don't think we can ignore how fucking fixated i was on Simon. like, he was gender envy before i knew that Gender™ was a thing.

2. Who is your least favourite character in 1?

i lowkey highkey want to throw hands with Robert. how dare you marry a girlboss and then not appreciate her wtf. give me her number

3. What’s your favourite episode of 4?

the Thomas Thorne Affair popped off. like yeah sure my skrunkly is centre stage but also the episode is just really well done.

4. What is your favourite season of 5?

I AM A SEASON 1 TRUTHER. vox machina i miss you so much 😭

5. What’s your favourite relationship in 3?

charlie mac brotp.

6. Who is your anti relationship in 2?

jayne/river shippers are wild, she's like 12 and they don't even get along (also jayne/simon is the real OTP)

7. How long have you watched 1?

well i first posted about it in march, so like 5 months probably

8. How did you become interested in 3?

my mate jon said there was a musical episode so i watched like 10 seasons of it lol.

9. Who is your favourite actor in 4?

okay i don't really know anything about any of them, but ben seems like a vibe. i too write mostly depressing shit and don't talk to anyone about anything 🥰

10. Which show do you prefer 1, 2 or 5?

firefly

11. Which show have you seen more episodes of 1 or 3?

3 because theres 16 seasons of always sunny and only 1 season of quacks 😭😭😭

12. If you could be anyone from 4, who would you be?

my man mike is alive and has a magical badass wife that can talk to ghosts.

13. How would you kill off your favourite character in 5?

my man Percival Fredrickstein von Musel Klossowski de Rolo the third can never die, fuck off. (i'd kill him in a suitably emo way probably. he dies alone and still demon-infested, having scared the rest of vox machina away from caring about him once and for all, then probably getting converted into a vampire).

14. Would a ¾ crossover work?

asdagjsdag YES the gang would make such a big deal of having ghosts, they'd probably try to make money off of julian somehow. robin and charlie would be 100% best friends. the captain would be having a breakdown at thier impropriety 24/7 but fanny would get along with them way better than she'd expect lol

15. Pair two characters in 1 that would make an unlikely, but strangely okay couple.

okay theres not many characters in quacks but i would love to see john/william. john absolutely needs to drug him 🥰

16. Overall, which show has the better cast, 3 or 5?

probably 5 because i got Parasocial about them for a while. pro-lgbt kings.

and i’m tagging: fucking nobody because i don't have the braincells to do social shit rn but i wanted do this when i found it again bc it looked fun

[brick-a-doodle-do]

Most certainly...and imma describe as much as I can with my limited knowledge QnQ

Irzayn sleeping habits:

I'd say he would sleep on his side, with his knees brought up and one arm under the pillow and his head while the other is simply in front of him. He always cuddled with his mom as a child so he lets others fit beside him even in a twin sized bed. (The name twin has never made sense since they're so smallll). This is also bc he feels vulnerable when he's asleep so he guards his vitals and is in a great position for his free flawed hand to defend the front of him while his tail could defend behind, above, and even below him. He does bring his tail up in front of him too though...and his natural body temperature is high (bc dragon) so his blanket is super thin and he's a great heater. You can lay beside him, as long as you're unnoticed, and sleep will be peaceful. Morning won't be when he sees you, but at least he's the perfect bed partner (even in a tiny bed despite him being huge)

Varazae sleeping habits:

He's all over the place. When he's alone he will sleep in whatever position he end up in when he meets the bed mixed with how much he squirms around. If you join him in the large bed he will either be clinging to you the entire night and you can't move, or you get launched off the bed. He's got tons of blankets on his bed, is usually not the warmest temperature, and isn't an ideal bed partner. He won't kill you like Irza if he wakes up with you there but you could very well be sleeping against the wall or underneath him.

Ezephr sleeping habits:

Sleep? What's that? If he sleeps it's in a throne like chair he placed in a cave he created himself and frowned himself a king. He is never unguarded and will kill you if you even try to go near him. Caution. Looks like an actual angel when asleep. Wake it up and it turns into your worst nightmare. (I included him since you seem to like him)

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You don't need to ask me, I don't ever mind it when someone makes a tag for something with me...like when I was 'anon' and wtfua lol

Viza is perfect, includes Irza, Vara, and Eze

AHHH thank you so much i'm so excited for this MMMMM

that is SO close to how i sleep at night sdfgdjs i'll usually get settled like that then shift onto my back to actually fall asleep,,

awhhh that's kinda sad that his sleeping revolves around his childhood :( (and for the record i totally agree, twin beds are miniscule dsjfsjd) and aaa that heater thing!! cue parallel timeline with borrower!vara :D irza isssss 6'2 right? 6'3? 6'???? i know it's 6'something 😭

and i love that the villain despite being one of the most powerful villain's in the city just makes sure he's as protected as possible :(( /pos

VARA SLEEPS LIKE A CAT I REPEAT HE SLEEPS LIKE A FUCKING CAT !?!???!! THE CLINGING AND/OR FLAILING IS SUCH A CAT THING TOO BROOOOO LOSING MY MIND RN EVEN IF THAT WASN'T YOUR INTENTION WHILE WRITING THAT SDJGFJSD CAT VARA MY BELOVED

wow ezephr we get it you're not a human 😒 DFJDSFJDJSF but srs how is he.........just fucking there. i swear he doesn't even blink

does he not sleep bc nightmares ?? or bccc he wants to be more intimidating ?? also i see him like a schlatt/quackity/dream type figure (though obviously much worse. the three of them can be absolutely skrunkly sometimes :D) does everyone just go along with his demands bc he's like op? when you say angel, what does that entail? appearance-wise orrr he looks nice sleeping?

i don't like him, i love him !! my blorbo :D <3

tysm for gifting me thisss :3c

[kaianimates]

I posted 100 times in 2022

64 posts created (64%)

36 posts reblogged (36%)

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I tagged 65 of my posts in 2022

Only 35% of my posts had no tags

#kaylee confessionsᵗᵐ - 15 posts

#the countdown - 6 posts

#not telling you what its for until the countdown is over - 5 posts

#kaylee confusion o~o - 4 posts

#fnaf - 3 posts

#kaylee's dream realm - 3 posts

#original stuff - 3 posts

#encanto - 3 posts

#incorrect quotes - 3 posts

#batdr - 2 posts

Longest Tag: 84 characters

#and i'm not entirely sure wether it's because she looks the same as me (bc she does)

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

just did the Luau on another save file and Lewis had the frickin AUDACITY to say someone put in a "poor-quality ingredient" when I LITERALLY FREAKING PUT IN A GOLD QUALITY SPRING ONION. WTF, L E W I S .

7 notes - Posted July 16, 2022

#4

Here have some fanart I made of Abigail from Stardew Valley :)

she hav sord

16 notes - Posted July 15, 2022

#3

WHY DOES EVERYONE HAVE TO DRAW MONTY SO HOT???? LIKE??? YALL DID NOT HAVE TO DO THIS BUT YOU DID ANYWAY???????? IM NOT HATING BUT JUST. OHFLHCJLFOHFOUDHLCOHFOFOHCOHCOHCKC *brain scrambles from unintentionally coming across like 7474839 posts of hot monty*

21 notes - Posted January 11, 2022

#2

WAIT

WAIT

GUYS

I KNOW WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN IN THE LAST FNAF GAME

WILLIAM AFTONS FINALLY GONNA FRICKIN DIE

BUT FOR REAL!!

HE WON'T COME BACK!!!!!!!!!!

1987 IQ RIGHT HERE

23 notes - Posted January 11, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

the lil tiny Bendy from BatDR makes me want to cry tears of joy bc FREAKING JUST HE IS JUST A LIL GUY AND HES SO CUTE HES THE SKRUNKLY AND ANDHDUAKSCHKDKCOHDGJSJFSJGCLCKBCLBVLNCHKCKHCLBCLBCJHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

23 notes - Posted November 21, 2022

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[coronation-time]

*holds clown horn threateningly* Could I request a candy maker Impulse x reader thing? To vibe check a certain person? Just- taste tester reader or just him being like “yo so I made way too many batches of candy so you get free candy, sweetheart.”

-❄️🐉

•♥•♥ “Want some Candy?”♥•♥•

✎﹏Pairings﹏: c!Impulse x Reader

✎﹏Warnings﹏: none :>

✎﹏Genre﹏: Fluff/Pre established relationship

✎﹏A/N﹏: hohoho (give me back the horn kain-) i suppose this could be considered direct violence on this certain person but i will also do my best to get the other impulse simps as well <3. (psa its been a WHILE since ive written for tumblr so this is a bit short)

You hadn't seen Impulse in a while. The self proclaimed business tycoon was locked away in the gigantic factory that he called his home. The factory was running at full speed you could only assume, the chimneys puffing out black and occasionally purple puffs of smoke. No one was allowed into the factory, not even Xisuma, his strength not a match for the netherite laid doors. Luckily you had a special way of entering the factory,

that was by breaking a window and crawling in.

Your sudden appearance, tumbling down from the window sill certainly did give Impulse a fright. He had his special ‘work goggles’ on, yellow gloves protecting his hand while his bow tie was discarded for a lab coat. His hair was a mess, sticking out as if he hadn't brushed it in a week.

“OH SWEET AETHE- Y/N? W-what are you doi- did you just break my window to get in.”

Hurriedly explaining that the factories doors were locked while brushing off a bit of glass that had gotten stuck to your wrist brace, you couldn't see the blush spread on Impulse’s face as he continued basking in your presence. Sure you might have just dropped out of nowhere (well more like fell in from his window) and your hair was all messed up, but to him you were the most beautiful being then and there. He sure was lucky to have you as his partner

“Impulse? Did I send you into a state of shock that bad? You've been staring at me for a while notthatImind-”

“Huh? Did you say something darling?” He removes his goggles, rubbing the sleep out of them, he may have been dozing off to the sound of your voice.

“Uh...nah its best if you didn't hear that. Anyways what were you working on for so long?” He sheepishly grins, gesturing to the test tubes scattered about.

“Well....I had a few orders that were still pending, so I was working on that, but after that I remembered that the first order had asked for a few batches of the same candy but then I went overboard with it and wellll I may have 32 batches of 8-packed candy stored in my closet.”

“...Impulse-” 

“I know. Want some candy?”

[boobchuy]

I think one of my most self-indulgent wishes for season 3 is to have a moment between anne and andrias alone, where the latter is going on about some half-assed story about how his friends betrayed him and everything, and anne realizes how skewed everything is in his point of view. I don't know why I want this to happen.... I don't know why 'bond' as a word comes up when I think about it.. the last thing I want is anne forgiving andrias lmfao, but ig im just curious to see if it's possible for her to sympathize w him. Just thinking out loud.

[little-candy-store-of-horrors]

"You should see the other guy" - Archangel Michael

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[possum-tooth]

hi guys this week has been um a week lol but im back-ish and now im a car seat headrest and paul dano stan