#but fuck dr Phil he’s a zi0nist

[garbagebabygirl]

Not to be dramatic but are u ever flipping thru tv and dr Phil reruns are on and ur like “oh, I don’t remember this one” so u watch for a little (bc as a youth you watched every day after school) and as ur watching this obstinate old man w a mustache solve everyone’s problems in :42 minutes u realize .. was it dr Phil this whole time? Has the father figure my subconscious seeks out been shaped by dr Phil? And u remember the time u wrote him a letter at 15 and producers kept calling ur house to follow up and get u on the show (yes this happened Lmao) and it’s like… so it was all just dr Phil? For how long have I been looking for a dr Phil figure? That pisses me off lmao