#but everyone going 'given enough time to make a plan Primo could win' is Nicky not also getting time to plan!!! | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

captainshakespear · 1 year ago

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"Nicky vs Primo unarmed cage match" "Nicky vs Primo armed combat" "Nicky vs Primo track and hunt in the forest" there's no version Nicky doesn't win. it doesn't matter how much cocaine Primo has done beforehand. because Nicky could do exactly that much cocaine beforehand and still turn Primo into a paste if necessary.

#I love the passion this brings out in people #but everyone going 'given enough time to make a plan Primo could win' is Nicky not also getting time to plan!!!#could he not also get in a lucky shot? or are you admitting Nicky doesn't NEED a lucky shot to win?#Primo may be insane but Nicky is also incredibly insane in his own special way. to me.#p.s. this is in good fun and op thank u for the hilarious bracket it's been so joyful to witness #but I need to speak my truth. Nicky has done cocaine also and he could win a fight high just as well.#The Old Guard #the captain's log

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