#but am I *really*

[slutburn]

it would seem that emerald fennell and her perfect cast created saltburn exclusively for me and 6 other people on tumblr to go absolutely bonkers, crying-in-a-corner, life-changingly insane over and for nobody else on earth to understand or appreciate fully

[missazura]

slade sees me in my clown garb and just starts laughing really loudly

[bozhenkamoya]

armand better get those sad, sad eyes away from me, i know what he did, i will not be swayed by this (is clearly swayed by it)

[grandmother-satoru]

Introducing my husband

[4townglazer]

Until 4*Town makes a comeback

Imjokingimjokingimjokingbye-

[almondmilktargaryen]

i'm not sure what i did here, but it's done

[emily84]

i don't even care if it's cgi, hotd is still the animal abuse show to me. blacks and greens? they both suck lol. targaryens thinking they can tame nature and bend it to their will like humanity is doing with late stage capitalism? they can all fuck right off. the only supremacy i toletate is dragon supremacy. just eat them all who cares. only the first men and dorne have rights as far as i'm concerned.

[stripedwolf88]

Should I be eating zeppoles dipped in chocolate when I am clearly getting sick? No.

Am i doing it anyway? Yes.

This is to make up for me possibly fucking up on my final tonight, okay? I feel sorta dumb and numb but whatever. The doughy dessert is giving me comfort.

[whorenerdking]

eddie sends this to steve after they have sex for the first time

[elote]

i love feeling empty inside it’s so epic

[id-unfuck-u-if-i-could]

Changing my name to Richard so I can have the same name as 2 of my all time favorite fictional characters richie trashmouth tozier and dick Grayson aka robin aka nightwing aka batman

[misschanandlerbong-3]

Fave things about switching my phone to French while still learning it:

“Likes” here are « coups de cœur, » and I dunno what “coup” means exactly, but my first thought was “hey that sounds like ‘coup d’etat’ yeah these posts totally Jan 6th my heart”

Apparently immense swaths of the internet go to French, so time to learn about gay French slang

« These weird ass quotation marks »

All map directions are now in French, but hey, the Siri voice is still a hot Australian man

Confusing my friends

[visenyaism]

i don’t know about you guys but the main reason i am still on tumblr in 2024 is BECAUSE it is the most cloutless least influential social media app out there and that is the experience i am after. absolutely none of this will ever translate into significant attention or real success in my life and that is so beautiful.

[razzafrazzle]

Just Checking In! (aka Something About Red Triangles)

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Expertise can't help you here.