#but KidxKiller is tooooooooooooo out of depth for me

[braindeadmaggot]

For the NSFW ship meme: KidKiller

NSFW version (get the template here)

Disclaimer: Now I can take anything. You give me the craziest ship you got, anything. I will consider it and make it work. BUT! This was hard. It physically hurts me to ship Kid and Killer. Now I'll read it, I'll heart and reblog KidxKiller art; their kisses and hugs are adorbs and I love it. BUT!!! I can not do it myself. It's borderline inc*st to me and it's... it's just hard okay. But I did my best.

1. Who is the loudest?

KID - he's loud when he drinks, he's loud when he fights, he's loud when he laughs. He's just fucking loud.

2. Who is the more submissive?

KID - Killer will always listen to his captain, will follow him to the ends of the earth, but for some damned reason Kid acts like a lost puppy in bed and begs to be treated roughly. Technically, Killer is the one saying things like "move", "bend over", "open", "get up, etc but in reality he's just reading Kid's movements and reactions, and is just giving his captain what he knows he wants. (Look at what you have put into my head 😡😡)

3. Who is more experimental?

KID - Now Kid won't openly admit it he wants to but he gives subtle clues that Killer picks up on. Like when they pass by a shop window and there's something in the display that makes Kid double-take and go "huh" in interest. He might even find his captain playing with a length of string, looping it over his wrists and tangling it in his fingers before sighing and putting it down. Killer knows.

4. Do they fuck or make love?

FUCK - it's hard, it's rough, it's loud. Things might end of broken, and by the end of it they have to massage their scalps and pick hair and flesh from their nails. (This is disgusting, Vergi look at what you did 😫😫)

5. Lights on or lights off?

OFF - they won't bother turning lights on but if they're already on it's no surprise when a lamp or two end up smashed on the floor.

6. Who likes sexting the most?

KID - it's filthy, it's annoying, it always sounds gross and cheesy. Killer enjoys it. When texting isn't enough he just leaves sticky notes with dick drawings all over the place until Killer gives him attention 😆😆

7. Who is more likely to be caught masturbating?

KID - he's always horny 😏

8. Who is better at oral and who prefers it?

KID - I thought about this long and hard (hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe) and decided that no, Killer doesn't give head. That mask stays on all the time, even if Kid is his best friend, his partner, his brother (dammit Vergi). It's always Kid's mouth. That sexy wet mouth leaving lipstick everywhere. Killer pubes are always orange by the end of it (bright red on blond lol 😘)

9. Who usually initiates things?

KID - Killer is a busy man trying to clean up all of Kid's shit. Every time they have sex, shit breaks and Killer is the one that has to work around the budget to get repairs down and still have enough food.

10. Who has the most/weirdest kinks?

KID - KID KID KID KID KID KID KID KID KID I will no longer elaborate. I don't want to do this anymore 😤😤

EVERYTHING IS KID!!! SUE ME!