#but Jesus Christ on a cracker

[thatoneocmaker]

Hey real quick talk, while sometimes I might reblog Harry Potter fanarts, just know in NO WAY, will I ever support JKR. I will support rewrites of Harry Potter on AO3, I will support fanart, but never, and I mean NEVER, will ever buy any of the books, or merch, or movies.

[connanro]

i did not read the entire robin (1993) run in under a month for homophobes on the internet to tell me that i should "read a comic published more than ten years ago" to see that tim has "always been written as straight"

[poppy-metal]

upperclassman!jordan takin ur virginity...

you've been toeing the line between friends n lovers for a while--it started when you'd gotten so drunk at a party that you'd forgotten where your dorm was n jordan was too tired to do anythinf orher than take you back to theirs. it became a sort of routine--they'd never admit it, but a part of them couldn't stand the idea of their pretty little freshie being so helpless around anybody else. specially since it'd come out in a very scandalous game of truth or dare that you were a virgin--set off the toxic part of them that fumed at the thought of anyone other than them takin care of you. and the deep, carnal urge to fucking ruin you that they tried not to acknowledge.

except for this time was different. neither of you were crazy intoxicated--just the right amount of tipsy, amplifying the butterflies in your stomach and lowering your resolve.

which is how you managed to end up in their lap, their hands slipping under you shirt to hold ur waist while they kiss you. you've made out with people, sure, but never like this--never in a way that had you gasping into their mouth, your hands shaking where you held their face. never in a way that had you rocking your hips against theirs, your pussy dripping before you'd even been touched.

them groaning into your mouth despite squeezing your waist to stop your desperate grinding. them pulling back, cupping your face, shushing you softly when you mumble out a "please.." and whine.

them being glad they're in their fem form, or you'd be able to feel exactly how much of an effect this had on them. their eyes searching yours, and maybe slipping elsewhere.. the hollow of your throat, your collarbones, your nipples hard n poking through your shirt, and the criminally short skirt you had on. their eyes snapping up to your face when you squirm and whine "need you, jordan. please."

them fighting the urge to shift, take you right then and there. hike up that skirt and fuck your little pussy until you sobbed, but..

"you sure, baby?? want me to take you out to dinner first, hm?" them framing it as a joke, but searching your eyes for an answer--needing to know that you were okay with this.

your breathy "never been more sure of anything in my life. want you so bad, jordan, please." s all it takes for them to lift you by your waist, setting you down so you're sitting on the edge of their bed. helping you pull your shirt over your head, staring at your exposed skin, soft praises of "my pretty girl" and "so fucking perfect". kissing your lips hard before running kisses down your body, sucking bruises into your neck and biting softly at the skin of your tits, the hard peaks of your nipples, your soft whimpers keeping them from getting too lost in you.

they kiss you again and finally, they're pulling off your skirt, revealing your sweet, lacy lil panties. they smirk, soft hands settling on your bare waist, their rings digging into your skin as they push you down on the bed.

you're not experienced, but you've heard stories--know what's coming when they kiss all the way down your body, kissing your clit thru your pretty lil panties. "wore these just for me, hm?" their voice saccharine sweet as you nod frantically. "naughty girl." as they're tugging them down your legs, parting your wet slit with their tongue--wrapping their lips around your clit, groaning at your taste until you whine out a "wait, wait, stop-" and they're pulling away, confused when you again protest.

"s just... you still have all of your clothes on. s'not fair, jordan." n they all but smirk, pulling off their shirt in one fell swoop before diving back in to your pussy. n they're good at it--slipping a finger into your tight little hole n making you cum on their mouth over n over before they even think about shifting n fucking you.

them running the head of their cock through your drenched slit when they finally do, groaning low n guttural when they push into your tight heat. "fuck, perfect fucking girl. god, what a good little pussy, takin' me so well." n they fuck you so good you forget how to say anything other than "please" and "god" and "jordan" (and maybe a "daddy" or two.. but that's a conversation for another time) and they cum inside you after they've adequately made you see god n they're so sweet when they clean u up, tellin you how good you were, that it takes everything in you to not tell them u love them right then and there.

meant to write a paragraph but wrote a whole book 😰 jst feel very strongly about the subject is all

yeah im gonna diddle my skittle to this

[ravenpureforever]

So guess who finally watched JJK

[sparklecryptid]

I had no patience for people policing other peoples ships before i went to library tech school and library tech school has make me a little bit pissy about the entire thing actually.

[blackbirdffxiv]

RNGesus has been too good to me but AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THE FC WON THE MEDIUM LOTTO!

[pearblossomrain]

i fear that at the rate things are going, george russell is gonna be like my spirit animal like guy who makes powerpoints.....guy who probably runs groupchats like the navy.....this is getting dangerously similar to me???

[essektheylyss]

picnic lunch of cheese and crackers made exponentially more hedonistic by the inclusion of a pluot, mankind's closest attempt at achieving godhood to date

[millennialgrandma]

oh dear, oh god, my lady jane has infected me like the plague

[lightyaoigami]

i just saw a tiktok that said sending people pictures and saying "this made me think of you" is a sign of unmanaged bpd & toxic attachment fidfjjskfjdhhsjdj have we truly pathologized friendship??

[bigmammallama5]

the relief i felt from this news

[lesbianwyllravengard]

Jesus fucking christ I hate the US south

[angsty-bisexual-doctor]

A sort of FWB mentioned writing me a sauscey letter ( to respond to also through snail mail), and I don't know how to tell him if her does that im his???

[ktlsyrtis]

Great Expectations press photos found by the incredible @seahorsepencils

[azlyxo]

NOSRAMUS # THEY/THEM # PUSSY # IN # BIO

[forlorn-crows]

But crow, don’t you wish to have Mountain splitting you open while making his pet pleasure you until you can’t think?

No matter how much you squirm or beg for mercy

Maybe he’d eventually give in but all he does is pin you to the bed and Mount you like an animal before turning you into a puddle of tears and slick?

[in reference to the 'you being speared on mountains cock while swiss eats you out post']

lskjdkl im sORRY????

H E L L O?

yeah