#but I'll do my best cos its a game we both love especially you

[sillysylle]

I finished Mr. Plankton and I am drained damn..

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20 questions for writers tag game!

tagged by @widebrimmedhatsblog (thank you so much!!)

Total number of AO3 works

Six 

Total AO3 word count

150,968

Fandoms I’ve written in

Empyrean, Harry Potter and One direction

Top 5 fics by kudos

we never knew peace; here at your doorway; the ghost scar; when the flames burned green the dragons danced; between me and louis (this fic is a fever dream I do not remember it lmao)

Do I respond to comments? 

I always do !! or at least i try my best. I absolutely love receiving comments it's my motivation to keep sharing my writing tbh the least I can do is answer my readers !! i reread the comments an obscene amount of times so yeah I always answer

What has the angstiest ending? 

when the flames burned green the dragons danced. i mean it is inspired by blood & cheese of hotd so obviously its very very angsty and sad and just tragic.

What has the happiest ending? 

idk about happy fics, since i haven't finished my big fics but maybe here at your doorway has the happiest ending.

Have I received hate? 

Yes both in HP fandom and in the Empyrean (although I have to say this fandom is much more chill) and it's awful lmao. stopped me from writing for a few months and it was just so ??? because it's always hate about how I handle my characters and my plot and just ... omg go write your own fic then ?? But yeah if you have nothing nice to say then don't say it

Do I write smut? And what kind? 

I have written smut but most of it isn't published lmao. I write all kinds of smut like idk what u mean by that lmao. kinky, soft like idk

Do I write crossovers? 

I haven't written any !!

Have I ever had a fic stolen? 

Nope! and thank god for that

Have I ever had a fic translated?

Nope! My fics are not worthy of a translation lmao

Have I ever co written a fic? 

Yes I have !! but tbh we were both on the verge of sleep when we did it it was like 3am and I remember almost nothing of the process except it was so much fun. 

What is my all time favorite ship? 

According to Ao3 its Daemyra and Riorgail but i will always have a very special place in my heart for both hinny and jily. like those are my first loves fr and what got me into fanfiction

A WIP I’ll never finish?

I have a few thousand words of a riorgail canon divergence au where violet figures out venin are real after reading the note from her dad and confronts xaden about it. i started writing it before iron flame came out but at this point I don't think I'll ever finish it lmao.

Writing strengths? 

I get a lot of comments saying I write trauma responses really well (what does that say about me lmao) and also characterizations which is baffling bc I've always thought that was one of my weaknesses so I'm really happy.

Writing weaknesses?

I really struggle with writing dialogue i overthink it too much sometimes trying really hard to not sound cringy, Sally Rooney has helped a lot with that btw !! and I would also say I sometimes forget what I wrote in previous chapters so it can be hard to follow along some plots I introduced. I think I have the same problem as GRRM I want to create so many storylines and lore that I sometimes lose myself and idk what to do with so much information but oh well

Do I like foreign language dialogue? 

I do! Especially when i speak the language the character is speaking lmao. but one thing that annoys me is pronunciations, like for example hangrid and fleur like omg just write it in English or make her speak french !! but other than that I do love it. i don't think I'll ever write it tho

First fandom I wrote for? 

One direction (i was 15 guys and deep into the larry lore)

Favorite fic I’ve written? 

We never knew peace definitely. That's my baby, i work so hard on it and I think it's coming together much better than I expected. My writing has improved a lot and I think that fic is the prime example of that. I also really like what I've done with both violet and xaden in there.

I'd like to tag: @creative-girl; (and i feel like every other writer i know has done this already so yeah if u haven't feel free to)

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1 and 5 for f/os of your choice.

Though, I'd love to hear some "Tales Of" Hot Takes so if you have a general one not related to your F/Os please shout it. XD

Alright! Time to go on a limb here then!

1) what’s a Hot Take you have about your f/o?

Alright. The hottest take I've got for Tale of Vesperia is... that LeBlanc and Co. are hands down the BEST characters! And it is a SHAME that I never see anything about them! Like, okay. Story time.

Tales of Vesperia was me and my brother's first Tales game. All we knew was it was a jRPG that had co-op. So we started up the game without any expectations. And not long into it, before our first battle, we saw THIS.

such a face, after some pretty average (no offense, Yuri) looking anime/jRPG characters, my brother and I just had to pause the game and laugh. We were delighted by this duo's appearance. The tall and short one, a classic pair for media.

we just KNEW the game was gonna be good once we met them! They're both (and LeBlanc when we meet him) hilarious, and the fact that they go above and beyond they're duties, and end up being true knights and very good people. Hands down the best characters. THEY DESERVE MORE RECOGNITION AS BEST CHARACTERS

(Also, does anyone else question how the heck they got Raven and themselves to the Heracles before the group who had a fricken DRAGON to fly on! Especially considering when the main cast left, they had to dig the man out of the ruins first. Like, All I imagine is they're experts at rowing in a little rowboat. That's a second hot take I've got. They've got a rowboat and are faster than a speedboat.)

Another hot take I suppose is... that I don't think Tales of Symphonia is that great. It's fine, I suppose, and matches other tales games in what it offers. But for some reason I just didn't care for its story and the character interactions. They didn't feel as together and bouncing off one another as other groups in other games do. It's on the bottom of my Tales of list, and considering I've played 6 of them (Vesperia, Berseria, Zesteria, Symphonia, and Xillia 1 and 2), and watched 2 of the anime (Zesteria the X and Abyss), I find it odd that one of the 'best' titles people say is one I liked far less than others. The characters just didn't make me feel like the others do.

5) what’s the dumbest thing you’ve heard about your f/o, either on the internet or irl? 

So, I kinda answered this one broadly here, so... yeah. I'm gonna be crazy and grab another question to answer! Mwahaha!

10) how did you feel when you realized “oh of course i had to like That Character”?

So. One of my favorite stories to share about me irl falling for Raven, and I'm sure I've told it many a time before. BUT I'm still baffled by how I fell in love with him!

Cause I didn't even notice him in the opening animation. He was just another character. I wasn't looking for live, but anticipated I may find a favorite for the length of the game. And I decided "that guy looks cool and kinda pretty. I bet I'll like him!" When I saw who I'd learn much later was Yeager. Oh the irony.

So we started the game, and I thought nothing of the few times Raven popped up and did the group dirty. And when he joined the party for the first time, I saw he had a bow and figured I would try him out. Before that, I was just kinda playing as Yuri, and it was okay.

I didn't realize I was falling in love right away. He was funny, but very much not my type. And as I slowly grew more fond of him and got some less than pure thoughts, I was actually put off by it all. I was falling it love the longer we played. I loved playing as him, and was hanging on every word he spoke, and I wondered what secrets he was hiding.

Then he left, and Estelle disappeared with him. I was worried and had a bad feeling at him possibly betraying the group. And him being revealed as Captain Schwann gave me... *ahem* mixed feelings. Suddenly, that serious gaze and beautiful hair that actually was my usual type was there, and was quite attractive. But it was also concerning because of how different he was to the Raven I had finally admitted to myself I maybe fell in love with.

And then.

I thought he died.

I fully accepted that this game could be cruel enough to kill one of our main characters, and it HURT. So to my joyful surprise that he was alive, any hint of doubt about loving him was gone at that moment.

So that's the long tale of me falling for the old man. It was unexpected, but he's now the most important man in my life, my beloved.

[sir-subpar]

Hi! I'm a big fan of your work. I have a question about your theory on Peter being possessed by the entity...Well, it's mostly going to be questions and points I noticed in the theory

First off, since we don't know if the Entity and Peter are one in the same, Peter being possessed might not be confirmed until later, though I'll say this now: I love your theory and I do support it. Now for the other stuff

Question set 1: If Peter is conscious in his own body, and we see him shape-shifting into that one eyed pumpkin thing both in the Christmas DLC and the Valentines animation, do you think the entity is forcing Peter's body to change? Does it hurt when he transforms?

Question set 2: If Peter and the Entity are separate beings, how do you think Peter met the thing? How did it get inside him? Is it stuck there permanently?

Question set 3: If Peter is actually separated from the entity, do you think it could've shared its mind with him or something? Like, do you think Peter knows about the Eastwoods (and both Arthur and Sam) being trapped in the game? Do you think he could tell Andy what's happening, or ask the player to free the spirits or destroy the monster in his body? Is Peter self-aware?

Question set 4: Unrelated to the Peter thing, why do you think Andy is able to remember what Thomas Eastwood did? Why does the Entity say 'It's all your fault' in the Valentines day special? Are the spirits possessing everyone? Is that why Andy's friends kinda force him into the barn where something dangerous is? Like, did the spirits possess everyone that day thinking Andy WAS Thomas and they wanted revenge or something?

...Thanks for making such awesome work

Wow a lot to discuss here :)

I apologize if this is long, but I really like talking about this idea/theory/headcacnon of mine. (If future updates to the game end up disproving me, which is likely to happen, I'll just call it an AU and go ham on the concept for fun )

Thanks for the lovely in-depth ask! I don't get to theorize with people a lot, which is a shame cuz I love doing it.

Here we go! Below the cut, so that it's not too long for people who aren't interested in this and want to scroll past it

1. I headcanon that Peter's body contorting does in fact hurt, especially that weird neck twist/snap in some of those pictures.

And I can't imagine growing extra appendages or elongating previous existing ones is really comfortable (decided to make this kind of funny/angsty doodle)

2. I don't really know how exactly Peter would meet The Entity. I kind of assumed that the entity just... moved in, after Thomas & Co latched onto the other characters. Like: "Oh all the others characters are being used, what's left for me?" And then it just saw Peter and went "That works"

Or: My other idea, since pumpkins are commonly associated with things like Halloween & things that are scary, maybe the Entity looked at it from a thematic standpoint and thought Peter just worked best. The Entity is a demon(?) and Peter's a pumpkin, and maybe it just kind of fit a little too well. (Also it's unclear if the entity shapeshifted Peter to be taller or if he actually is by default 6'8, but it's something I just wanted to mention)

3. I think Peter and the entity can communicate in his mind. Kind of in that classic venom/demonic possession-type telepathy way. I headcanon that Peter is conscious most, if not all the time, but he doesn't have a lot of control over what happens.

I feel like the entity wouldn't let him help the others because this is meant to be Thomas's punishment, and it uses Peter to communicate. So I feel that Peter knows at least a bit of what's really going on, but is overall powerless to stop it. I think that even if the entity didn't fully explain to Peter what was happening, he could figure it out to some extent through context clues. (Especially since it's talking to Thomas using him, just as Thomas is using Andy to talk to The Entity)

4. I'm not entirely sure if Andy "remembers" the things Thomas does, but if he did/does, I think Thomas and Co. Can to some extent share their memories with Andy and co.

Either that, or Andy doesn't really remember what Thomas did, and "Andy's" Recollections of what happened are actually just Thomas communicating through him (like Andy saying "No, that was you!" Might actually be Thomas using Andy's body/voice.

Which to me would explain why some of the characters seem to react to all the creepy glitches

Note: Claus's nervous tone/stutter after the cutscene where Thomas kills Aurthur. It seemed really strange to me that Claus is one of the only characters who outright reacts to what happened. Like, I'm sure Andy can see it because he mentions it in the specials and what not. But I do find it interesting that Claus is one of the only other characters who seems genuinely afraid of what's happening.

I can't be the only one who heard the hesitation in his voice, right? Like, the stutter? "Here is your.. b-bonus sticker." Is kinda how it sounded to me.

Leading me to believe that certain Andy's Apple Farm characters are more affected by (and aware of) the spirits possessing/controlling/manipulating them.

I think the spirits are using Andy's friends to get to Thomas, and Thomas is using Andy as some sort of Shield.

Anyone else find it strange that Thomas just happens to be the one who possesses the protagonist of the game he made? Almost like a protagonist can't be easily removed from the game, and has some sort of plot armor keeping him there?

Now, there is a chance that the entity forced Thomas and Andy to share Andy's body, using the fact that players restart from checkpoints when they fail as a way to put Thomas into an endless loop of torment and repetition. I just want to make note of these things I noticed

[experiment-000]

My Top 10 Ships of 2020

It's been a weird year but I've seen other people doing this. Plus this year I've been way more into gen fics (love a bit of found family especially in clone wars and marvel) than anything shippy. So I genuinely don't know what imma put on here aside from two ships for sure. Sorry this post is super long idk how to do the below the cut thing and I've had this app for 5 years...

10) Viktor Nikiforov and Yuuri Katsuki - Yuri!!! On Ice

It was a real toss up between this, supercorp, kanera and wolfstar cos they're all very integral ships to my fan heart but this son because of the Yuri on Ice fandom's rebirth this year. I've never stopped shipping this, never stopped reading fanfic of them for any extended period of time, they're still my most bookmarked ship on ao3 (although I think now star wars - all media types may have overtaken them for fandom). They were one of the first things I watched where the queer ship I loved became canon and I can't wait for the film (and hopefully someday a season 2). Heck I even made my mum watch Yuri on Ice with me so I think that says it all.

9) Edelgard Von Hresvelg and female Byleth - Fire Emblem: Three Houses

My first fire emblem game was fates when I was like 14 (and finally gay awake lol). I was so disappointed that I had to be with a guy character because the only female option was kinda creepy and also I wouldn't get the character of kana. So when three houses came out I was so happy because finally there were beautiful incredible female characters my female byleth could romance (I'm so sorry mlm you deserved so much more than you got). I got the game as soon as it came out (had to search a lot of shops let me tell you) and started on black eagles. I was actually kinda disappointed back in 2019. I didn't like the explore the monastery bit (still find it kinda tedious) and the battle mechanics weren't quite the same as fates (no pairing up?! Aka my main battle technique for protecting the weaker units). So I got like 20 hours in and put it down. Came back to it in lockdown and finally finished it! I'm so proud of myself I virtually never finish games. And I fully fell in love with the useless lesbian edelgard in the process. When I started back playing in 2020 I was like eh I wish I'd picked a different character to romance (like shes an emperor that's morally very shady) but then the romance stuff started with edelgard and I fell the heck in love.

8) Cory Matthews and Shawn Hunter (and Topanga Lawrence) - Boy Meets World

Disney+ was released in the UK this year and I finally got the opportunity to watch boy meets world in its best quality (aka not on YouTube). I watched it back when I was like 12 or 13 and it's such a nostalgic show for me. Watching it again I still absolutely adore it (and my bi ass was low-key crushing on Shawn especially in chick like me - I'm 18 btw and I got so scared for a sec but rider strong was 18 when chick like me came out so it's fine woah). And of course now I see the possibilities of the beautiful Cory and Shawn relationship like they were so bromance it was basically romance and throw in topanga it's the perfect ot3 (but I'm also fine with just Cory and Shawn or just Cory and Topanga). Read some good fanfic for them this year. My favourite was one about Shawn stealing makeup and stuff and exploring gender (need more fics like this I'm biiii).

7) Steve Rogers and Bucky Barnes - Marvel Cinematic Universe

I rewatched all the MCU films this year too. And got really into Peter parker whump and irondad. Plus my eternal obsession with identity and relationship reveals of course led me from Spiderman identity reveals (and found family cuteness) to stucky coming out. Especially when it involves the internet and social media. Not my favourite ship but it's been significant to my year due to the sheer amount of marvel stuff I've read.

6) Satine Kryze and Obi Wan Kenobi - Star Wars

I rewatched clone wars in prep for season 7 and wow Satine's death was sad and sudden. She first appeared in S2 E13 I think and just the sheer sexual tension of their bickering. "The sarcasm of a soldier. The delusion of a dreamer." Just ugnnhhh my bi ass can't take much more of this. And Anakin just sipping his wine in the background grinning. And I fully believe korkie is a Kenobi.

5) Commander Cody and Obi Wan Kenobi - Star Wars

I am very much an Obi wan multishipper. I don't really have a favourite but I fully believe he was with satine and Quinlan in his life. I don't think be would've actually done anything with Cody because of the whole superior officer thing. And this probably isn't even my favourite Obi wan ship - that honour probably goes to quinobi or obitine. However the most popular ships in the fandom are codywan, quiobi and obikin. No offence to anyone who ships these they're just personally not to my taste, but I can't stand quiobi, and obikin I find only slightly more tolerable and I think that's just because there's so much obikin content so if I like the concept of a fic that happens to be obikin I'll read it. I'm just not a fan of the mentor/student relationships. So I generally favoured the codywan fics when there was shipping involved meaning I read a lot of them this year. Needed that nice fix it content post season 7.

4) Zuko and Katara - Avatar: the Last Airbender

Again I am a multishipper I have nothing against zukka it's cute. But I'm a zutara shipper first and foremost because when I first watched avatar I was like 13 and denying my gayness and gayness in general so I shipped the straight things and the straight things only. Most of these ships I stopped shipping - dramione, spuffy, some my little pony ones which we don't talk about. Zutara stayed. (I have nothing against any of the things I used to ship I just stopped shipping them so much/shipped new things more). I've continuously shipped zutara since I first watched avatar even if I didn't necessarily spend that much time on it it has always been here as one of my favourite ships. It has such good fanfic I swear including my favourite ever fanfic from any fandom - love thy enemy. Plus like the black games (reread this for the millionth time this year), a delicate subterfuge (which I read for the first time this year and damn it's so good) and so many more. With the avatar resurgence this year I haven't actually rewatched avatar aside from my normal random episode every now and then when I feel like it. But there's been a lot of avatar on my dash from people I follow getting into it and people I followed for avatar returning so naturally I returned to the fandom and read quite a lot of fanfic. I also read just a lot of avatar gen fics which were great at the whole found family thing I've been so obsessed with this year.

3) Catra and Adora - She Ra and the Princesses of Power

Catradora is canon! They kissed! What more is there to say. Arguably they should've been top but I never shipped them that much since I was always very much a multishipper when it came to she ra so yes I was very happy it became canon because we actually won for once but also I've never read much fanfic for them etc. But they are very much a dynamic I love and watching she ra all again in prep for season 5 I really enjoyed the build up of their relationship. The other two only go above because Buffy is my favourite show ever and damn there's some good fuffy fanfic and Aphra and Tolvan is both fresh in my mind and star wars owns me. Would love some catradora fic recs btw if anyone has them tho.

2) Buffy Summers and Faith Lehane - Buffy the Vampire Slayer

I didn't realise it was last year that I got super into them but according to my ao3 bookmarks it was lol. 2020 I swear it's lasted an eternity. I got into them about a month before lockdown (which feels like another lifetime). I've loved Buffy since I first watched it when I was 13. It's arguably still my favourite TV show. I've been through a lot of ships for Buffy - bangel to spuffy and now fuffy. I still think angel and her were a beautiful ship back in season 2 and especially in the angel episode I will remember you. But faith and Buffy had so much chemistry in season 3 - she would've been a fresh start for Buffy and the amount of fix it fics I read I swear. My favourite has to be one where they met in LA during Anne and how that changed everything feat Buffy's internal homophobia.

1) Cheili Lona Aphra and Magna Tolvan - Star Wars

I read Darth Vader (2015) and Doctor Aphra (2016) for the first time at the end of 2020 (got a comic subscription which has served me very well already I've nearly finished the star wars canon comics). Just to see canon queer ladies in star wars was so magical for me as a queer lady. I didn't think star wars would be so overt yet as to have a queer kiss in canon (even if it's in the comics) and especially not with the main character of arguably their main comic series. Now we just gotta hope that we'll get it in live action someday soon. They weren't the ship I consumed the most content of in 2020 but they were the highlight of my 2020 because star wars did that and I finally found out about it

Honourable mentions: Vivian and Elle - Legally Blonde, Candace and Vanessa - Phineas and Ferb, Stevie and Alex - Wizards of Waverly Place, Xander and Spike - Buffy the Vampire Slayer (I actually don't ship this but damn some authors are good - this was the ship that made me realise I don't need to like a ship if the author is good enough to write it well), Eli Vanto and Mitth'raw'nuruodo - Star Wars (started reading the books last year but finished this year and only started with fanfic this year), Villanelle and Eve - Killing Eve, Kanan and Hera - Star Wars, Barriss and Ahsoka - Star Wars, Remus and Sirius - Harry Potter, Kara and Lena - Supergirl (let's hope this becomes canon next year!) (Those last four are ones I've shipped forever some of my og ships but nothing particularly big has happened for me this year with them so)

I got Disney+ this year so rewatched a fair few things from my youth and though hey my obsession with that character may have been a little gay.

[dojae-huh]

(1) Hi! I'm actually a johndo shipper more than a jaedo shipper. I really find it amusing how yeong "chases" dong. Idk for some reason i cant see them in a platonic manner, like dotae or chenji? I just got recently enlightened with your dojae observations And they make sense actually, knowing that where they live and mostly promote at doesn't really accept that kind of relationship. Both of their families might be liberal (i'm assuming that JH's parents gave approval) but the gp (and world)...

(2) So i recently watched nct life gapyeong last battle. Being johndo, im happy with their interactions (i.e. fist bump, water gun), especially yeong. But dong is still bit distant and petty with his comments to yeong? How are they now? I know that we'll never get the tea.

(3) lastly, its just my hyperaware observation but there was something else in the dong and yeong's banter during the hula hoop game? Does jae still get jelly with other members or just with yeong? I noticed how dong sneaked a peak to jae when he needed to hold hands with yeong. Its like his gauging jae's reaction or asking for permission. What do you think about yeong's orientation? My gut tells me that he gives off sehun-vibes...or maybe bi? God, its like im making a fanfic but im not really.

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It is a case of the classic pig-tail pulling with JohnDo. As I see it, Johnny likes the company of Mark and Haechan, but the age barrier is there, so he wants a same-age friend in the group. Johnny likes Taeil, but Taeil isn't too responsive, plus Johnny is too tall for Taeil to be comfortable with him (Johnny's habit of throwing Taeil back into chairs and stopping in other physical ways isn't helping). Taeyong is too weird for Johnny, Yuta doesn't response well to teasing, so it leaves Doyoung. Johnny often praises Do's kindness and his big heart. Doyoung tries his best to accomodate Johnny, accept him the way Johnny is.

It's hard to judge the exact "temperature" of JohnDo current relationship because we get content made at different times over the course of 2021. They definetely got better, Do is more responsive and amicable. I do feel like the barrier Do built is still there. It's like Johnny was close to getting into the inner close circle (Jae-Tae-Hyuk-Jeno), but now he is "bandmate-zoned" for good?

Here is a thing, if Johnny was a really close friend, he wouldn't have pushed Doyoung. There would have been no need for that.

Doyoung will come to Johnny's BBQ party in 10 years. In the sense that English defines "a friend", they are friends, not just strictly co-workers. Living together is hard. The positive sides of a person you like him for are counterbalanced with the negative sides that can irritate you. Moving in together is a big step for a couple for a reason. Love can die under the pressure of co-habitation. Add to it the stress from the idol life.

I haven't watched that last episode with hoola loops yet. I saw the moment you are talking about. Johnny provoked Do, out of context, it does seem like Do glanced at Jae for morale support, to calm down. Do is irritable, he just deals with it well on camera now.

Giving what I see of Johnny, my impression is that he is straight. I don't scratch out the possibility of him falling in love with a man or agreeing to MLM, but that's me taking into consideration his character, I haven't seen any signs of physical attraction to any men so far.

And one of the reasons is Johnny playing the LGBT-ally. Johnny used to be "no-homo" guy. He reacted right away to situations where he got mixed into "a gay scenario". Like if Jae mentions he shares the room with Johnny, Johnny makes a point that they sleep on different beds. Or Johnny refusing to be Do's boyfriend in a romantic skit. Nowadays Johnny shows support, but his idea of it is "I see a friend in you and not a gay-man, so I'll touch and grope you like any other bro". Jaehyun does not appreciate to be hugged tightly and lifted up from the ground by a big man, he gets red. Johnny still does it.

Johnny also doesn't treat Jaehyun as a rival (which would be the case in a romantic scenario with Do), he actually forgets him in the spur of the moment and his boyfriend status. It's "me and my quest to make Do pay attention to me".

I think one of the reasons shipping is so popular is that romantic love is put above everything, it's glamourised in media and fairytails. Friendship is well celebrated only in shounen manga, one of the reasons it's popular with female readers as well despite not being the target audience. So for feelings, a relationship to be something special, it should be a romance. Only your significant other will understand and accept you. Romantic love is strong and fullfeeling. That kind of thing. For two bandmades to be special and distinguished from the rest, they should be in love.

In addition. A famous neurologist Viktor Frankl, who wrote many books on the meaning of life, said that a human find the meaning in the work/making art or in human relationships/love. This devoting oneself to another person is an easier thing than finding a calling/the life goal. Again, this leads to romantic love being "the answer".

[nightswithkookmin]

JIKOOK:DON'T ASK ME TO STOP LOVING YOU. I WON'T- Jikook Shading eachother pt3

Disclaimer:

Everything expressed in her is my opinion. It is not intended to be malicious or disrespectful to any of the parties here in mentioned. Please don't be weird.

Jeon Jungkook is in love with Park Jimin. Period. If you have doubts, take my word for it. That man heard a bell ring and he's been following that jingle sound till thy kingdom come. Bless him.

No, I am not off track. We are still on the Jikook breakup/fights 2020 train and it's express. Beep beeeeep! Sorry.

Jk loves Jimin and it is the cause of all his woes- with Jimin as well as with the other bandmates. His problem is he loves that man- too much.

Yes, the 2019 November-December tensions with his bandmates was all because he keeps blurring the lines between his relationship and his career. He is lucky, both of them are lucky that they found eachother in a space like this where they have the opportunity to love and still have it all. Trust me, it's rare.

Except JK didn't join BTS to pursue a career. Bless him. He went there to harvest him some sweet love. Lol. Jokes aside, Jk when he started out had no goals, no ambitions whatsoever. He was young. He was just following the path set out for him by his parents perhaps, his teachers- and also he thought Namjoon's thighs were hella delicious. Lol

He has had to grow to love and appreciate his craft and career just as he's said in the recent Japan comeback interviews. He even almost quit singing to go be a dancer and all it took was Jimin telling him he had an amazing voice for him to stay- the power of park Jimin!

That's how young and naive he was when he began his career path. Let's get a bit deep and psychoanalyze him real quick. He made an entire life decision to join a boyband for seven years not because he loved to sing and dance but because he admired the zeal od RM?

Then when layer he was exposed to dance, and had to make an equally important life decision, he allowed another bandmate(Jimin) to make that decision for him. This should tell you the state of his mind as at the time. He was young and impressionable with no aspirations of his own.

Even as of 2019, he said he had no idea what he was going to do with his life after BTS had the band disbanded in 2018. That's a lot of experience span to not know what he wants to do with his life.

Now I don't mean to say he is immature but we all know the members especially Jimin have pointed out time and again that JK is in fact immature or can be.....

He seems to me as the type who still have a lot to figure out and per his recent interviews where he's talked about taking time to himself to work on himself and his hobbies etc. I have a feeling 2020 has been a period of awakening for him. A period where he is self actualizing a lot and I'm happy for him.

But it is what is causing this age of enlightenment in his life that has me curious.

Moving on, this young, naive, impressionable JK as he was in the early days of BTS started developed feelings for his hyung. Do you see the problem? I'll wait....

These feelings, I assume, began as pure admiration and fondness of Jimin. Jimin was this talented and hardworking, spontaneous, energetic hyung and JK with an impressionable mind as his was was bedazzled by him.

Soon these feelings would morph into what could be seen as an obsession, infatuation and then finally love.

The way I see it, loving Jimin gave him purpose for the first time in his young life. He may not have known much about his life goals and ambitions but he knew being with Jimin gave him a solid ground to stand on, a new sense of direction, certainty and purpose.

He got to share in Jimin's passions, share his with him, dance together, sing, practice, rehearse, make him the subject of his photography, the subject of his attention, care for him, be cared for by him- something he hadn't had the chance to experience from home before he was yanked away into idol life.

Growing up, we all experience that moment where we imprint on friends and relatives. My uncle was my mentor as well as my elder brother too. I admired them so much I sometimes confused that with romantic love till I got socialized properly.

Jk's socialization was.... He....

-Jk may be an introvert but he thrives and shines best when he partners up or is in a group like BTS or his friends group etc and Jimin i feel was the ideal partner for him; his queerness, his adventurousness, pushing JK's boundaries, challenging his beliefs, showing him how to have a good time- ok I really want this Jimin back! Like right now!

Jimin left an impression on JK's young mind. He imprinted on him. And for the longest time, we've seen the way he stares at Jimin.JK really loves Jimin.

So what's the problem?? Loving JM is consuming his mind y'all. It's all he thinks off. All he cares of. He seems super hyper focused on Jimin so much so that it is affecting the dynamics of their group.

His jealousy,possessiveness- He knows he has to keep his relationship a secret for the sake of the group because it is their secret too and yet he just can't help himself.

I feel RM and the others complain a lot about how he let's his jealousy get the best of him. Like how he almost exposed JM as his boyfriend on several occasions verbally( see previous post for further details)

Like how him getting jealous and possessive gives them away more often. I mean JM is bad at hiding it too but let's be honest JK isn't winning any awards with that bad acting. *sigh. He is hopeless.

But yes this is what led to the MMA standoff with RM. It is also the reason for the tensions between Jikook during Jin's birthday VLive (JM asked him to keep his distance because the members had tried to separate them earlier and so JM was just being salty af during this period. It had nothing to do with JK but the others. See Golden Disc and you'll understand)

This also led to their subsequent break up( which you will notice during the comeback interviews and promotions periods- I don't know about you but they were giving off two exes tryna to keep it happy for the cameras during that period but failed cos their interaction were just....)

PS: there are a lot of moments I want to point out but don't know where to begin cos there are a lot.

The blackswan behind scenes moments( JM asking JK if he he wanted to be in a subunit with someone else, JM making JK jealous during the interviews, JK using Tae to make JM jealous the next day, JK holding JMs hands not wanting to let go- he was missing his ex. Lol it's what you do when you have to be friends with that ex you still love and won't hesitate to touch them given the slightest opportunity and once you do you don'twanna let go)

Just look at that whole On comeback promotion moments. You'll understand what I mean.

Also the Run episode moments- you know the one JK almost beat Suga up with the frying pan- JM for this phase seemed to be to be trying to get back together with JK. Dude was clingy as fuck! And for once he was on his best behaviour, trying his hardest not to make JK jealous. I mean the Run behind scenes moment where JM was helping Tae clean off food residue on his mouth but stopped immediately when JK lifted his head. *insert skull head emoji. Lol

To say JM was a bit clingy during this getting back together phase would be an understatement. Remember his clingy moments during Suga's birthday Vlive 2020? And during Festa too? He was trying to get JK's attention and also impress him throughout.

Around this breakup moment too was when he was spending a lot of time with Tae playing video games with Army, posting their selfies at 4 AM and what not. It is also the same period he posted a picture of himself with his dogs on Twitter and said he was trying to spend time with loved ones- if that wasn't shade to JK!

They couldn't post 13th May because of these issues they were having. Not that JM didn't try though. He posted on the 1st, JK should have followed with 3rd but did was busy pouting somewhere. JM still gave us a 5/8=13 selca though so yaay!

What I'm trying to say is, their fight has been about JK not wanting to be separated from JM and JM asking JK to cool it off for a while to not cause trouble with the members and the company.

To which Jk responds with:

1. Interrupting JM's call with Jin during his VLive to ask him on a date and say I love you to him. Dude is a rebel, I don't know what you want me to say. He is not gonna cool it just because it makes the other worried he is exposing them too much.

Jk interrupting JMs live I feel got Jikook in trouble because after that Vlive JM never did a solo live on VLive again to this day. His subsequent lives have all been on YouTube.

I have a feeling he was penalized because that VLive exposed them. And no, I'm not being delusional. Jikook were both banned from doing a VLive together alone following their New Jersey VLIVE in 2019 when they- I don't even know how to describe what they did in that live!

And to make it less obvious, I think BigHit decided the others should stop doing solo Vlives on VLive altogether because now they all do their solo lives on YouTube as well and if they have to do a Vlive it is heavily monitored by BigHit staff or its radio and not done in their rooms too.

So I think Jimin got pissed at JK for doing that and getting them in trouble again. I mean if you heard him sigh during the new Jersey VLive you would know how frustrated JK makes him. He loves him too but.... Jk can be a bit too much ya know?!

Anyhoo, so I believe JM called for some space and told JK to take up interests in other things beside him and I don't know how JK took it but he responded with this:

Posting the cover of the song Not Never. Which was him basically saying for as long as he lives he will not never think about JM. As in he is never not ever keeping away from JM. We might have to pry Jimin from his cold hands! *sigh

Which leads to the radio Vlives moments,

Something Jimin said during his interview with suga caught my attention. He said it was nice that they get to speak with Armies at least like this. I believe all these were putting a lot of stress on Jimin as he has decided to take a break off social media prior to him saying so on this interview. But the wording of that statement also made be believe some thing or someone was preventing him from talking to Armies in the usual manner.

Earlier with RM he had said how he would go crazy if they weren't allowed to do certain things he was used to doing on stage as well. So that also raised a flag to me.

I had a feeling Suga had invited JM on that Radio live to address his 'issues'- including his issues with JK. Jikook have a subtle way of communicating with each other and somehow social media has a huge part in that. They not the only ones, Beyonce and JayZ also addressed their relationship issues through their music, going back and forth yet they lived together. I DONT UNDERSTAND THESE CELEBRITIES!!!

Sorry for the rant. Anyway I had a feeling JK was listening to the radio interview too.

Suga asked JM why he didn't come to his music video set to support him- which I believe he was referring to his Daechwita shoot. JM didn't go because, take a guess...

JK was there too. Lol. He had gone with Jin and even ended up filming a part in the music video. My guess is Jk thought Jimin was gonna be there because he always go to Support Suga and the others in times like that.

So Jimin responds with 'were you expecting me? .... I didn't come because I want you to want me more.' Now that's an absolutely random response don't you think? He couldhave said something logical like he had to record at a studio or something- unless he wasn't talking about Suga but was sending that message to someone else who was listening in. A certain man with a JM tatto ring on his ring finger perhaps??

JM from this response revealed he intentionally missed that shoot. He knew JK would be there and he wanted him to ask where JM was at it he wasn't at the shoot. It's also interesting how during this period JK was spending a lot of time with Jin. When he interrupted JM's Vlive call he was with Jin. He went with Jin to Suga's MV and Jin posted a selca of him and shirtless Jk dieimh this period too while JM was mostly seen with Tae. What does this remind you of??

MANILA. same thing happened when they had that Manila fight. Jin was with JM and we all know who was siding with JK!

Why would JM say he wants to be enacted more? Easy- He a slytherin and a Libra and those two mixed together is sinister. Kidding.

I believe JK intentionally took a step back from JM, to give him the space he wanted and it had JM feeling someway about it. Probably had him feeling JK didn't want him as much anymore. Dude is insecure we been known. He a Libra and a slytherin what y'all expect?

So I'm guessing JM put up the classic textbook attitude towards JK which had JK all confused because he had no idea what their issues were anymore or why his boyfriend was spending his nights at Tae. You want space, you got it. Why you mad?

So JK reaches out to Suga for help. because the intention was fix his relationship not have it plummet. Dude is in love with this man and will do whatever it takes to keep his relationship. *Sigh

Suga comes through for him with the interview. And I think JK put two and two together- literally. He comes up with still with you a few days after JM's interview and does a radio interview with Suga as well.

Now the focus of this interview was his "apology to Armies for his scandal.' But funny, cos his scandal happened a month before the interview. Suga radio had been ongoing after the scandal and yet this man didn't think once to come on it and apologize to Armies about an incident that BigHit had already addressed until JMs interview.

You don't talk about scandals. That's the protocol.

Let me also point out JK has had several scandals in the past of which he had never addressed in a Vlive let alone apologize in that way. Not saying he wouldn't, he hasn't. They themselves don't address scandals unofficially, that's the protocol and he knows it.

If they were allowed to think Armies would be more interested in him addressing the Tatoo gurl scandal not his Friday night happy hours with his friends. That apology was for Jimin not armies.

Also, he pointed out how still with you was written when he was alone in the dark thinking by himself. That sounds to me like something you do when you've had a fight with your boyfriend/girlfriend and they've packed their things and left your shared apartment.

Interestingly, Jk mentioned during Festa the rain fight. Still with you literally has rain drops sounds in the beginning of the song and also on the cover on sound cloud. Seems to me that whatever happened that night had JK reminiscing about times he'd fought with JM- the rain fight. Which is what inspired still with you (I will do a full analysis of that song and others soon here on my blog'

Yea, so he apologized to JM for their fight I guess and said he loves Army. *smirk.

And things started falling into place right after that. They started- Jikooking again. Jk called JM out on Weverse so they start their online flirting thingy- posting immediately after each other, 13, those kinda things

Things seemed good. Untill their Japan interviews when JK said spending time alone pursuing new hobbies was gold to him and JM saying maintaining his relationships with friends and family is good to him. Seems JK is still salty about JM wanting space. It will take sometime for him to get used to not being around JM 24/7. Know what I mean?

I don't think there was major tension there. Just two lovebirds shading eachother. *smirk I mean the passive aggressiveness of it all. Lol

I have a feeling JK will keep jabbing at JM with that because let's face it, he is the emo one in that relationship and most importantly he loves JM with all his being and wants to be with him always. A partner asking for space can feel like they are pushing you away or rejecting you. It triggers a lot of insecurities so I understand JK in that sense. They are both not wrong in my opinion. Space can be a good thing and hey at least JK got to read a whole book during this time! Who woulda thought!

And quiet honestly, if Jikook are real as I believe they are then these issues they are having pales in comparison to the hurdles that lie ahead of them for when they decide to come out or live as a forever couple.

I guess It is why JK put these lyrics in GCF Helsinki at JMs part:

Why do you spend your time leading the chorus,

When the war was just waiting before us?

As if you didn't know

I guess it's sums up what Jikook were dealing with during that period of you take into consideration the fact this was released end of December/ early 2020.

Jimin pays too much attention to what people thinks of their relationship as if he didn't know what he was getting himself into. ...

This has been a long one, chai! Sorry. I get carried away sometimes talking about Jikook. Lol.

So what is the state of their relationship? They good. I been told y'all JK is trying to bring back their old online filtering habits. He did it on Weverse when he posted about him reading and asking what JM was doing forcing JM to come out with a response.

He did the same yesterday when he posted a cover song after JM posted his selca on Twitter. They good. They more than good I believe. I will keep observing and will update y'all with my observations as and when.

Oh and I will be doing an analysis of his new cover may be later tonight. Until then its Jikook forever bishes! Gang, gang, gang,

I'M OUT!

[punkscowardschampions]

Joe & Ronnie

Joe: what are you actually doing Ronnie: having an orgy Ronnie: ain't you gutted you didn't stay Joe: was before Joe: however appealing or un that is Ronnie: cry to some other cunt Ronnie: I told you not to go Joe: I ain't interested in no other cunt, that's what I just said Joe: I had to, didn't I Ronnie: don't be a pussy Ronnie: you ain't gotta be a mummy's boy all your life Joe: it's christmas Joe: that's what has to be done Ronnie: and what? family's for life Ronnie: tell that to your ma Joe: you should've come Joe: it's a mess, you'd have had fun Ronnie: I don't do babies Ronnie: and I weren't invited Joe: me either Joe: and you are Joe: come now Ronnie: whoever the fuck your ma wants me to be ain't who I am Ronnie: try telling her the truth and see if I'm still given a seat Joe: you don't need to be anyone for her Ronnie: swallow your own bullshit sayings first Joe: alright so it's stupid Joe: but I need you here Ronnie: you can't have me there Joe: for fuck sake Ronnie: you want me or you wanna be her golden boy Joe: you know exactly which I want Ronnie: you think you know but one look at my tracks and fun's over baby Joe: I can have you and drugs Joe: that ain't mutually exclusive Joe: never has been Ronnie: you can't have fuck all around your family Ronnie: a uni degree and a 9-5 is your lot babe Joe: they'd not even notice Joe: baby central, yeah Ronnie: they'd notice me Joe: we could find out Ronnie: don't Joe: alright Joe: fine Ronnie: it's not all about you Ronnie: selfish prick Joe: I know you don't wanna be here Ronnie: then don't fucking ask me Joe: I know what I am Ronnie: you know who I am Ronnie: you're wasting your own time Joe: yeah Joe: and you know I don't care Ronnie: that's why you're there pissing away the day, yeah? Joe: what do you suggest? Joe: taken every pharmaceutical I could get into the country Ronnie: leave the country Ronnie: grow a fucking pair mckenna Joe: on xmas day yeah Joe: called a fantasy play the game Ronnie: you want me to show up Ronnie: why the fuck can't you? Joe: selfish prick Ronnie: I don't pretend to be anything else Joe: no, me Ronnie: it comes out of your mouth so easy for me Ronnie: just tell 'em Joe: tell 'em what Joe: I don't wanna see you no more Joe: bye Ronnie: any of the ugly truth will make her not wanna see you no more Ronnie: it don't take much Ronnie: pushed me out of her and right away, like Joe: that wasn't about you, was it Joe: selfish runs in the genes Ronnie: not deep enough when it comes to you Ronnie: you're fucking soft mckenna Ronnie: that your da's fault, yeah? Joe: yeah, you should be the favourite, we both know it but ain't gonna wish it on you Ronnie: nah she should've swallowed or got scraped Ronnie: did the next best though Joe: you want me to say lucky you so you can hate me for being privileged and ignorant Joe: I'll do it for you Ronnie: such a people pleaser Joe: you know it Ronnie: call me when you're ready to shatter your wine glass and put the pieces in your mouth Joe: you dare me? Ronnie: I'm not playing games here Joe: come on Joe: get your paper hat on Ronnie: you want me to get on some old bloke's knee too or is that where the fantasy ends? Joe: not got any grandparents Joe: sorry Ronnie: shame Joe: isn't it just Ronnie: but we don't have to let it die 'cause you're a letdown Ronnie: I know loads of old men Ronnie: some of 'em have gotta still be alive Joe: 🤞 the holiday blues haven't claimed them Ronnie: yeah 'cause you wanna be special Joe: but I am Joe: if I cared about it I'd say no old cunts Ronnie: I'll lick your brains off the wall when you pull the trigger baby, how's that? Joe: Better than Courtney, babe Ronnie: the bar ain't high then Joe: she might've pulled the trigger Joe: don't you want that? Ronnie: you know what I want Joe: you know what I can't give you today Ronnie: yeah and I know that's your fucking fault Joe: didn't ask for jesus to be born Joe: or for me to into this family Ronnie: stop having a tantrum and come back Joe: tomorrow Ronnie: today Joe: didn't drive Joe: what flight am i getting on christmas Ronnie: fuck's sake Joe: I can't hack it Ronnie: drop a baby they'll kick you out faster than you can say merry christmas Ronnie: especially if it's one of your brother's Ronnie: gonna have limited brain cells as it is Joe: 😂 Joe: that would require picking one up and nah Joe: nope Ronnie: you've touched worse Joe: I don't know Joe: it's weird Joe: fucked Ronnie: they're just little bags of meat and bone Ronnie: get a fucking grip Joe: says you Joe: you ain't here Ronnie: for me it ain't about nothing but resisting the urge to shake 'em and how I don't reckon I've got that in me Ronnie: one of many negative impulses I fight or don't on the daily like Joe: like you said, be a kindness really Joe: they're all just pretending it's a good thing when it clearly ain't Joe: not got the energy Ronnie: jail ain't gonna be that for me Ronnie: and like I also said you ain't the only selfish prick that bitch spawned Ronnie: they don't know a good thing they ain't tried it Ronnie: shoot 'em up it'll be a decent christmas for everyone Joe: you've not got room for the gang tats Joe: I get it Joe: oddly enough I've not got 💉 on my prescription Ronnie: baby I'm nobody's bitch but 💉 Ronnie: and we're exclusive 💍 Joe: you wish Joe: making do every other time Ronnie: don't fucking remind me Joe: miss those student loans Ronnie: I'm gonna miss being a christmas temp Joe: not just for the lap sitting priviledges Joe: yeah Ronnie: knew you were into it Joe: just miss you Ronnie: don't say shit like that Joe: whatever Ronnie: I mean it, it hurts Joe: I'm sorry Joe: if I could go back and not find you Joe: I know I should Joe: I wouldn't but established Ronnie: fuck you Joe: yeah Joe: I know Ronnie: nah you fucking don't Joe: you reckon Ronnie: I said it Ronnie: you're the cunt saying shit you don't mean Joe: no I'm not Joe: just 'cos you don't need to hear it don't mean it ain't real Joe: it is, that's the issue yeah Ronnie: tell it to your ma Ronnie: well full of it Joe: why would I Joe: not trying to convince you of anything here Joe: it is what it is Joe: however fucked Ronnie: 🖕 Joe: yeah love you and all Ronnie: if you did you wouldn't have left Joe: ever Ronnie: shut up Ronnie: you're not funny mckenna none of you lot are Joe: who's trying to be funny Joe: what do you want from me Ronnie: you're a fucking joke either way babe Joe: make up your mind Joe: glad I amuse you now, apparently Joe: one of us should be having a good time Ronnie: laugh or cry, yeah? Joe: goes something like that Joe: could go full newborn and do a puke shit cry combo Joe: why not Ronnie: if you're rattling hard enough, anything's possible Joe: getting by Joe: making do is never the same as previously lamented but not gonna start convulsing in my plate Ronnie: shame Joe: 💘 Joe: dunno how you reckon on me ruining christmas Joe: sister just became a teen mum Ronnie: it's an od or a run out take your pick baby Ronnie: both have worked for me Ronnie: you say that like its not a badge of honor who wouldnt wanna follow in your ma's footsteps, like Ronnie: if she starts dealing too give her my number Joe: ha, I forgot to tell you Joe: there's one here already Ronnie: if you wanted me there you should have led with that Joe: I know right Joe: no one tells me anything Joe: you'd like him Joe: purely 'cos she hates him Ronnie: you don't tell me anything Ronnie: too late to ruin christmas now Joe: I know you'd be here if you wanted that more than you don't wanna be here Joe: but don't worry, atmosphere is awkward enough regardless Ronnie: could still show up for your brother's big birthday Ronnie: freckles is a no go but he's old enough now to be on the table Ronnie: work my way through by new years, yeah? Joe: hilarious, babe Ronnie: not joking babe Ronnie: fucking the dealer won't make enough of a splash Joe: you do know they know you're related, yeah Joe: even if he weren't gay Ronnie: didn't stop you Ronnie: and being a massive homo ain't ever stopped Charlie Joe: we all do trauma different don't we Ronnie: if you want some therapy for christmas we can roleplay that shit Joe: why would i settle for that when i've got drugs and you Ronnie: saying that ain't gonna make me not hate you Joe: good Joe: hate me Joe: don't be an idiot like everyone else Ronnie: baby brain ain't gonna be a thing over here Ronnie: 💔 Joe: my deepest sympathies Joe: can't say I'm sharing in your 💔 though Ronnie: when have I ever used an emoji meaningfully Ronnie: not a fucking kid Joe: damn Joe: I really thought you meant those 😍 Joe: 💔 Ronnie: fuck off Joe: 😂 Joe: you're cute Ronnie: count how many glasses you've had Joe: is that an OCD joke Joe: you're on 🔥 today girl Ronnie: you wish no lighters at the table baby Joe: Charlie really sticking to those rules hard Joe: how are you gonna light the pudding? Ronnie: afters ain't like that round here Ronnie: 💉💊🚬 Joe: it's minging Ronnie: you love it then, all the pain, like Joe: don't reckon we've actually got one either Joe: how passive-aggressive of them Ronnie: ma keeps bringing the disappointments, yeah? Ronnie: reckon your brother's golden boy now he's sprogged up Joe: I wish Joe: marginally less of a disgrace than Ali Joe: but still Ronnie: your sister is gifting those flashbacks for christmas Joe: Truly Joe: poor kid Ronnie: she should've picked a white lad Ronnie: calm your ma right down Joe: maybe next time Joe: 2nd time's a charm, eh Ronnie: yeah Joe: have you ever been knocked up Ronnie: could probably have got a freebie down the clinic how often I've been down to get rid Ronnie: none of 'em were yours though you can relax Joe: god bless the nhs Ronnie: you ever knocked anyone up? Joe: not to abortion stage Joe: just had to get plan b Joe: as far as I know, anyway Ronnie: cute Joe: thanks 💕 Joe: ours wouldn't be so thank fuck Ronnie: that kinda shit passes for a date for us scousers 💋 Ronnie: you don't want a kid with gills or two heads? Joe: hot Joe: least you could see what was up with it Joe: but 👶💀 Ronnie: can't and won't happen Ronnie: you'd have to fuck your fertile sister Joe: we can pretend that's why I like you Ronnie: you like me 'cause I'll always find a vein for you Ronnie: what else is there Joe: what ain't there Ronnie: 👶🍼 Joe: exactly Joe: one of the main things I look for Ronnie: are you on one knee right now or what? Joe: get you a rock worth having Joe: how's that for a proposal Ronnie: I don't trust it but I'll take it Joe: why not Joe: got that christmas cash Joe: not gonna waste it Ronnie: why would you wanna share with me, selfish prick from your own mouth, like Joe: 'cos getting high together is better Joe: deny it Ronnie: you know I can't Joe: gonna be a white christmas Joe: no need to trust just see Ronnie: when Joe: tomorrow Ronnie: don't fucking lie Joe: I ain't Ronnie: swear Ronnie: swear they ain't gonna guilt you into staying Joe: swear Joe: they ain't gonna even try Ronnie: make sure they let you on that flight Joe: 'course Joe: I'm totally legally medicated rn Ronnie: you're also a pussy Ronnie: bet all the younger siblings have drunk you under the table Joe: you're not wrong that lots of them pride themselves in their light alcoholism Ronnie: whatever gets 'em through the day, yeah? Joe: can't judge really Joe: not with a 💉 sticking out my arm Ronnie: that's tomorrow Ronnie: today anything goes baby Joe: I'll be the one to dish out the home truths Joe: that'd be unexpected Ronnie: someone's gotta your ma will be too busy trying to chuck the babies out Joe: playing hostess with the mostest 'cos can't keep playing the boy when she's got two kids here knocked up Joe: his ma is well smug 😂 Joe: *blaming Ronnie: one of us is having fun then Joe: take the small victories, ms cavante Ronnie: if she's not gonna kick your ma in the tits it'll have to do Joe: wish on a 🌠 baby Ronnie: I've got bad luck or no luck baby Ronnie: that shit don't work Joe: you won't care come tomorrow Ronnie: I don't care now Joe: see? Joe: lucky Ronnie: 🖕 Joe: seriously Joe: my head is Ronnie: I know Ronnie: mine screams too but I go louder Joe: I can't do anything in here Joe: need to go outside and none of those other bastards better take their 🚬 break 'til I'm done Ronnie: if you didn't give so much of a fuck you could do anything Ronnie: that's why I can't show up to your family christmas, you ain't ready mckenna Joe: just shut up alright Joe: let me fucking think Ronnie: you ain't keith richards how many more years of me do you need to stop having such a limp dick Ronnie: every junkie is on borrowed time Joe: you really thought you were gonna fix me Joe: come on now Joe: you're better than that Ronnie: I'm not better than anything Ronnie: lowest of the low baby Joe: then what Ronnie: you want answers from me? you're better than that Joe: no Joe: what the fuck are you doing Joe: you're the one wasting your borrowed time Ronnie: what, you're the only cunt who gets to hide from family christmas? Ronnie: I'm sick and they're sick of me Joe: I don't mean just today and you know it Ronnie: I don't give a fuck what you mean and you know it Joe: it's been years Ronnie: you want out, get out Joe: I don't Joe: but I'm the one with the limp dick Ronnie: yeah Joe: that's what I thought Ronnie: you think too much babe Joe: no shit Joe: don't wanna play therapy, thanks Ronnie: what do you wanna play then? Joe: you're sick, I'm sick Ronnie: no game Ronnie: it's how shit is Joe: fun never stops, babe Ronnie: if your idea of fun is making me wanna top myself, soft lad Joe: you can't Joe: you've gotta lick it up after Ronnie: can't I? race yous Joe: wait 'til I'm there Joe: don't ruin their day any more Ronnie: I'm already waiting for you to decide you wanna come back and be scum of the fucking earth with me again Joe: it ain't a choice to be made or not Joe: it's how shit is Ronnie: you made loads of choices to get there Ronnie: plane rides to dublin don't just happen Joe: basically Ronnie: pathetic Joe: yeah Ronnie: fuck you Ronnie: don't agree with me Joe: disagreeing ain't gonna change that I'm here now Ronnie: you don't wanna change it Ronnie: you love it Joe: yep Joe: big time Joe: fucking hell Ronnie: you've got such a misery hard on, you shouldn't be near kids Joe: why don't you hit them up Joe: let them know Ronnie: you're the only cunt with their mummy on speed dial Joe: alright well I ain't up for telling everyone I'm a predator Ronnie: do you wanna fuck her too or what? Joe: do you? Ronnie: nah Ronnie: why I don't come running every time someone in your family blows their nose or whatever the fuck Joe: me either Joe: it's christmas fucking day Joe: how many times Ronnie: like this is the first and only time Ronnie: but I'm crazy, yeah Joe: you are Joe: you're nuts Ronnie: don't forget it Ronnie: I'll be crazier by tomorrow Joe: promises promises Ronnie: I promise I'll ruin your fucking life, prick Joe: oh honey Joe: that's not a brag Joe: not hard is it Ronnie: you ain't talking to fitz baby I don't brag Joe: you can't Ronnie: you think you can tell me what I can and can't do Joe: don't take it personal Joe: try it Ronnie: don't take it personal when I kick the shit out of you mckenna Joe: how can I not when I love it so much Joe: think on Ronnie: 'cause I still love you 😍💋💘 Joe: s'alright baby, the way I wanna go out Joe: 💀💀💀 Ronnie: call me when you've stopped pleasuring your ma, I'll make it happen for you Joe: so understanding all of a sudden Joe: who's got your phone Ronnie: fuck off Joe: there she is Ronnie: what now you miss me? Ronnie: running late there baby Joe: I already told you I did Joe: you said I weren't allowed no more Ronnie: I said don't tell me Ronnie: I can't handle hearing it if it don't change a fucking thing Joe: alright Joe: but it changes a fucking lot Joe: you know Joe: not just for you Joe: I promise I'm really fucked from it Ronnie: yeah? Ronnie: so stop fucking around and come back to me Ronnie: first chance you get Ronnie: 'cause it's shit Joe: I know, I really know Joe: you've got no reason to believe me but you will see me tomorrow Joe: regardless of what any of them have gotta say on it Joe: never wanted to be here so not prolonging it Ronnie: I wanna believe you Ronnie: don't fuck me over twat Joe: I won't Joe: fuck myself over too Joe: time to start being fully selfish prick, yeah Joe: there's enough going on now, don't need me Ronnie: tell the truth that you're threatened by the off their tits 18 year olds that birthday boy will be surrounded by Ronnie: got more game than you Joe: yeah Joe: not the one chatting about fucking the barely legals Joe: but sure Ronnie: you would if they'd give you the time of day mckenna Ronnie: come on Ronnie: one day in dublin turned you into an old dried up nun? Joe: I dunno, I've not scoped out the guestlist that hard Joe: unlike my brother, girls I've known since they were kids don't do it for me, what can I say? Ronnie: blood relatives only like Joe: only when they're you Ronnie: such a lost fucking cause Joe: don't worry, was before you Joe: not gotta add that to the tally Ronnie: our safe word can be trauma bonding Ronnie: loads in common Ronnie: 💘 Joe: you're alright Joe: when you're not a total raging bitch Ronnie: never then Ronnie: what am I when I'm a raging bitch? Joe: for me Ronnie: you sure you don't wanna party with the homos babe? that was proper gay Joe: fuck off Ronnie: write me a symphony next, yeah? Joe: and I'm the gay Joe: alright, romantic Ronnie: don't get an attitude 'cause I've fucked more lasses than you Joe: still time Joe: not as old as you Ronnie: you wanna make it to that age or what? careful how you talk to me Joe: wow, just like having a nan Joe: cheers babe Ronnie: fuck you Joe: 💘 Ronnie: we all know if you had a nan you'd wanna fuck her too Ronnie: step outside the family baby you might enjoy yourself Joe: doubt it Joe: do have one technically but she ain't all that Ronnie: 💔 Ronnie: you need the scouse accent to get it up, yeah? Joe: you or the beatles ain't it Ronnie: that was mildly funny calm down Joe: steady on Joe: might think you like me Ronnie: won't last Ronnie: due a mood swing in like 2 seconds Joe: s'alright Joe: all 23 of you love me Ronnie: 😂😍 here 'course Joe: yeah, never trusting your emojis again Joe: need photographic evidence, like Ronnie: [sends it cos that bitch but imagine her actual grumpy cat face bye] Ronnie: in proper stitches, alright Joe: should play poker pro Joe: you're too cute though, never believe that face is 21 or over Ronnie: call me cute again and I'll carve it into your chest Ronnie: capital letters Joe: [sends voice memo] Ronnie: I proper fucking hate you Joe: you knew I'd wanna so you clearly want to as well Joe: don't blame me you sadist Ronnie: you know what I want mckenna Ronnie: we ain't got a secret santa going Joe: take these socks back Ronnie: you'll wanna keep 'em for your misery boner babe Joe: you've not got me an escort then Joe: gutting Ronnie: crazy, remember? you could fuck her but I'd have to kill her Joe: alright, I'll keep your charges at manslaughter level Joe: for you Ronnie: 💋 Joe: when do you next have a shift or are you done fully now Ronnie: tomorrow but that ain't happening if you've meant a word you said Joe: I'll make it worth it Ronnie: not hard to beat out retail when there's sales on Ronnie: wouldn't have gone if you were here or not Joe: don't tell me that Joe: I was talking 💸 not the #experience Ronnie: you wanna be my daddy too now? these roleplays are getting hard to keep count of Joe: again, thinking how much gear I'm gonna get but you can pout about it if you wanna Joe: already earned the scars so I don't mind saying it again Ronnie: rain man ain't a fantasy, gutted for you, like Ronnie: doing my best here Joe: you do it well Joe: smarter than everyone I know Ronnie: the princess will be gutted Joe: you don't have to tell her, like Joe: but not too fussed Ronnie: no secrets among scumbags baby Ronnie: even if she reckons she's levelled up Joe: you don't? Ronnie: anyone can drop a sprog Ronnie: trap a lad Ronnie: didn't saint your ma, did it? Joe: nah Joe: just don't reckon she was ever really one of us Joe: surprised if you do Ronnie: she wouldn't fight it so hard if she weren't Joe: I dunno Ronnie: I do, seen it loads Ronnie: gutters such a good fit it scares her shitless so she's gotta cling to that poor cunt Ronnie: he's her life raft through the shit Joe: hardly dragging him down though, is she Joe: not gonna be complaining any time soon, I've seen a lifetime of that Ronnie: everybody needs a fix that's theirs Joe: guess so Joe: no sign of getting over it any time soon Ronnie: I'm more likely to get clean before she does of him and I've got a nosebleed from all the shit B's ground up to stop me puking up Charlie's christmas feast Ronnie: sent my boss a pic though so it ain't all 💔 Joe: ☁ Joe: so glass half-full you, baby Ronnie: no shit Ronnie: can't be trusted with an empty one Joe: why are you the only one who talks any sense Joe: least all they're chatting is just waves now Ronnie: I pay attention Ronnie: you'd have broke your rules and 💘 me as a kid babe Joe: yeah? Joe: charlie's told me stories but never fully know what's bullshit or at the least exaggeration with him Ronnie: a solid 85% at least Ronnie: I was fucking feral though he's got that coined right Ronnie: you think I'm crazy now this shit's nothing Joe: I should've known you Ronnie: everyone who touched me back then has got a bite mark out of them Ronnie: you wouldn't have made it Joe: nah Joe: shit was different then Joe: so was I Ronnie: still gonna have been too soft whenever Joe: not the point though is it Joe: she should've got bitten Ronnie: she should've done loads of things Ronnie: she didn't Joe: I know Joe: fucked Ronnie: you won't give a shit tomorrow Joe: well Joe: be too numb to chat about it and think about it Joe: good as Ronnie: deal with it til then Joe: 🤐 got it Ronnie: unless you wanna bite your ma yourself like Ronnie: whatever gets you off Joe: you too Ronnie: cheers Ronnie: swallowing too much blood to fit in a dick but I'll try again later Joe: are you alright? Joe: where are the lads Ronnie: don't cry Ronnie: they're enjoying the show Ronnie: it ain't christmas til someone bleeds, pukes or pisses themselves Ronnie: can't give 'em the other two I ain't a pussy 💔 Joe: adorable, some would say Joe: is it really so much to ask that they keep you alive 'til I'm back Ronnie: relax I've had heavier periods Ronnie: you'll have to kill me yourself Joe: be fun trying Joe: challenge accepted Ronnie: hot Joe: don't forget it Ronnie: not gonna black out this shit ain't working that hard Joe: good Joe: call me needy all you want just don't go Ronnie: if I wanted to take the piss I could better than that Joe: not that gone either Ronnie: what are you on? Ronnie: 🍾 Joe: and my meds Joe: managed to get some extra 'cos I'm terrified of flying, obvs Ronnie: you're the one who's gonna die before you get here Ronnie: basically sober Ronnie: baby that's fucked Joe: I know Joe: options are limited Joe: not like I can go in on whatever anyone else is having when one lot is off the coke and the others are off the psychedelics Joe: fucking babies Ronnie: I mean, you could suck on the princess' tits but that ain't gonna give you what you really need Ronnie: talk to the dealer at your table, he's a baby too but he'll be holding something Joe: she's not got 3 Joe: and shut up Joe: though the latter isn't a terrible idea Joe: like you said, not gonna have anything good enough but Ronnie: I know, she weren't fully clothed for the 3way Joe: what part of shut up don't you get Ronnie: make me bitch Joe: such a twat you Ronnie: stop being a little fucking girl Joe: stop chatting about bullshit for a reaction Ronnie: you wanted me to stay Joe: yeah Joe: don't need to talk about that Ronnie: what then Ronnie: how much you love me Joe: anything but that Joe: literally Ronnie: I've plugged the 🩸 you can dry your eyes Joe: good Joe: don't be wasting it on something so lame Ronnie: you reckon that's lame I'm gonna have to eat the 💊 like it's the fucking 90s Ronnie: fuck's sake Joe: very retro Joe: see what throwbacks I can get from this kid too Joe: be a party Ronnie: get your brother some poppers for his birthday Joe: probably be appreciated Joe: hence I won't Joe: chuck the obligatory tenner his way Ronnie: 🌈🙌 Joe: 😬 Ronnie: such a prude joseph Joe: you didn't have to live with them/partially raise them Joe: not something I wanna think about and they insist on making me constantly, pretty much Ronnie: didn't get to, you mean Ronnie: we're all 💔 babe Joe: you can revel in how much of a blessing it is on that score with your commiseration toast Ronnie: yeah Joe: yeah Ronnie: now we're finishing each other sentences 💘😍 Joe: christ 😂 Joe: oh Joe: you know uni sophie is engaged now Joe: wanna go if they make it down the aisle? Ronnie: I really fucking do Ronnie: did I miss her engagement party? Joe: dunno actually Joe: I'll actually ask next time she tries to talk Joe: bet she's missed you almost as much as me Ronnie: ask her now she'll have wished you merry christmas Joe: how'd you know? Joe: hacked my accounts Joe: hot Ronnie: I could but don't need to Ronnie: a 💍 don't mean she ain't still 😍💘 for you mckenna Joe: still only human, after-all Ronnie: 🖕 Joe: awh come on Joe: you know you wanna see 'em all in their festive jumpers Joe: [sends post] Ronnie: fucking hell Ronnie: she one of your plan b girls like, she's got fat enough that you might wanna check she swallowed it Joe: ugh no Joe: any plan b baby of mine would be toddling by now Ronnie: reassuring Joe: if you want 99% on that front I'll sweep the old friends list Joe: make sure they've got no offspring with the 👂s Ronnie: you reckon I haven't Ronnie: living with such a computer whizz Joe: true Joe: his talents are probably better spent getting free netflix Ronnie: way ahead of you Joe: boxsets are what the season is really about Ronnie: gutted you ain't here, yeah? Joe: yeah Ronnie: you'll be back in time for the finale where the korean robots stop fighting to the death long enough to save the world or whatever the fuck Joe: 😂 Joe: can't wait Ronnie: 'course not Ronnie: edge of your seat shit Joe: do you ever think about going back Joe: to liverpool Ronnie: for what? Ronnie: am I losing the accent? 💔 Joe: not as bad as I have Joe: I dunno Ronnie: no fucker there I wanna see Ronnie: you'll have to do the mckenna childhood ghost tour on your own Joe: come on Joe: gear must be good Joe: fuss they made about it Ronnie: it's decent here Ronnie: take another swing babe Joe: cheaper there Joe: everything, like Ronnie: you know how to get freebies Joe: fine Ronnie: I'm not gonna play house with you in that shithole, shut the fuck up Joe: I said fine Joe: jesus Ronnie: couldn't hear it through your tears like Joe: piss off Joe: it ain't about you Ronnie: you asked me if I wanted to go back Ronnie: I ain't stopping you Joe: can't anyway Joe: doubt their orchestra pays as well Joe: assuming there is one Ronnie: if everything's cheaper they don't need to Joe: whatever Joe: be a stupid thing to do regardless Ronnie: and you never do anything stupid, yeah? Joe: it's the one area of my life I don't Joe: yeah Ronnie: don't be a prick Ronnie: you know you could join the philharmonic Joe: I ain't going Joe: forget about it Ronnie: fine Joe: funny Ronnie: feels like shit don't it, getting one back Ronnie: just 'cause you're surrounded by sprongs don't mean you can't use your words Joe: you don't wanna go, there's nowt else to say Ronnie: it ain't about me Ronnie: you forgot you just said that already? Joe: doesn't mean I wanna go without you Joe: don't be stupid Ronnie: you can find another girl to shoot you up babe Joe: if you're gonna chat shit don't bother Joe: I love you Ronnie: give yourself a gift and hate me Joe: If I could, it'd have been on sight Joe: it's not like you charmed your way into my 💘 Ronnie: nah I injected myself into your veins Joe: don't give away your secrets Ronnie: not to shit on your christmas but it's only a secret for that lot where you are Joe: worst kept Ronnie: why keep it then? Joe: why announce it? Ronnie: you reckon she should get bitten, that'd do it Joe: 🥂 gather round fam Joe: they'd not believe it Joe: find a way to laugh it off, ignore the obvious Ronnie: roll up your sleeve, they can't fucking ignore that Joe: I'm pissing off mid-festivities Joe: that'll do it Ronnie: pussy Joe: what's it matter to you Ronnie: fuck you Joe: I mean it Joe: I'm coming back Ronnie: and that's all I give a shit about, yeah? Joe: obviously not Joe: but it makes no odds to you if I ruin their lives or not Ronnie: you're a cunt Joe: yeah Joe: but why specifically Ronnie: why the fuck do you think Joe: you want me to pick you Joe: to burn it all to the ground for them Joe: it ain't enough all the ways I've already done both Ronnie: you want me to be happy that you've had your cake and ate it Ronnie: nah, I hope you fucking choke baby Joe: I'll try my best Joe: I can't go back and make her keep you, there's shit I can do Ronnie: I don't want her, I want you Joe: it's been four fucking years Joe: you have me Joe: fucking Joe: I'd die without you Joe: I could get clean before I could leave you Ronnie: you did leave Joe: okay Joe: I did Joe: I left Ronnie: and they want you to stay Ronnie: these pricks want the princess here over me Joe: baby Joe: they want you Joe: they just need a chance to miss you, it's all it is Joe: we can go somewhere Joe: anywhere Ronnie: I'm fucking off to yours Ronnie: after that wherever Joe: I promise Joe: wherever you wanna Joe: and for how long Ronnie: wherever you want Ronnie: I don't give a shit Joe: it don't matter Joe: I just need to see you Ronnie: yeah Joe: you know I want you don't you Ronnie: show me when you drag your arse back here Joe: of course Ronnie: 💘 Ronnie: it's like walking through a ghost town, you'd have such a boner if you were here Joe: shame Joe: is the cat there Ronnie: yeah Ronnie: singing carols for me Joe: she's talented Ronnie: shame I ain't a pushy stage ma Joe: why live vicariously when you can be a double-act babe Ronnie: you're not funny mckenna Joe: s'okay Joe: won't insist on being the warm-up Joe: not that kinda dad Ronnie: you need the practice though Joe: have to write my set on the plane Joe: impress you Ronnie: give you something to do besides cry and touch yourself Joe: not flying first Joe: or business even Joe: no blanket, no tissues Joe: 😿 Ronnie: poor baby Joe: I know Joe: tragedy Ronnie: I'm not doing the dance moves, like Ronnie: keep dreaming Joe: 💔 Joe: send me a video of your duet at least then Ronnie: [imagine that sassy cat please] Joe: I miss her Joe: shame she'd probably gouge our eyes out if we tried to take her with Ronnie: so will I but that ain't ever turned you off Joe: no one's going to ring RSPCA if they see me kidnapping you Ronnie: childline maybe Ronnie: I ain't forgot you said I had a fucking 👶 face you twat Joe: 😂 Joe: true Joe: but I'm banking on you being that offended you'll sort 'em out, like Ronnie: and you Joe: 💘 Joe: banking on that too Ronnie: 🖕💋 Ronnie: brb calling Briggs for a full face tat before you show up Joe: if you don't wanna kiss that bad, just say Ronnie: shut up Joe: so what's it to be Joe: spiders web Joe: skull Ronnie: see what the genius comes up with Joe: I look forward to the big reveal Ronnie: what time's your flight? Joe: [some ungodly AM 'cos xmas madness] Ronnie: fuck Joe: don't worry Joe: won't wake you Ronnie: all these pills will probably keep me up Ronnie: fuck knows Joe: n'awh, you wanna wait up for me Joe: how sweet 😏 Ronnie: kill yourself Ronnie: you've got more of my attention than korean death robots, calm down Ronnie: it's not a brag babe Joe: isn't it Joe: it's pretty epic if Bronson's livetweets are anything to go by Ronnie: it's the pills talking Joe: 😂 Joe: never have that affect on you 💔 Ronnie: deal with it Ronnie: I ain't gonna clean your flat, like Joe: probably enabling that, if you think about it Joe: so caring, babe Ronnie: how late did you leave packing there's shit everywhere Joe: I didn't Joe: only needed what I've got on Joe: got their presents in town Joe: easy Ronnie: you fucking knew you were gonna come straight back and still wanted me to beg Ronnie: maybe you ain't as soft as you were Joe: wanted makes it sound like I planned any part of it Joe: I knew I was coming back 'cos today was all I could stand Joe: being here, not being there Ronnie: don't ruin the fantasy Joe: poor baby Ronnie: yeah I am Ronnie: climbing the fucking walls here Joe: you or sid Ronnie: me and her Joe: babies Joe: what can I do Joe: need something to do Ronnie: do me Joe: alright Joe: call me Ronnie: [obviously does so we can end it there]

[punkscowardschampions]

Rio & Buster

Rio: [Snap] Rio: I swear I've popped overnight Buster: He's gonna be tall Buster: I'm telling you Rio: He better hope he takes after you not me Rio: My Da ain't tall but some of my brothers are so Buster: He will Rio: You think your genes are stronger than my genes? 😜 Okay Buster: The tall ones are Buster: Ask Nance Rio: True Rio: I'm gonna look even more like a bit that dropped off you, like 😂 Buster: Shh Buster: You're perfect Rio: Cute Rio: I am not feeling it today lemme tell you 😵😷 Rio: How're you? Buster: Do actually tell me Buster: Is that why your mum knows? Rio: Yeah Rio: she was bringing over some tools for Indie and I couldn't hold it in Rio: plus I was just in my PJs still and as you can see, I'm huge so Rio: pretty obvious Buster: Don't, you look beautiful Buster: But if you weren't gonna warn me could you not at least have had a word to her Buster: Told her to shut up, like Buster: Politely Rio: What Rio: How did you know, actually Buster: 'Cause my mum does now too, actually Buster: Thanks to yours Rio: Well she wouldn't have just told her for no reason Rio: your Mum obviously had her own suspicions Buster: No, she really didn't Buster: She was fucking blindsided, trust me Rio: Well I don't need to ask how it went then Buster: Obviously not Buster: Just ask your mum to calm down, yeah? Buster: I don't need my sister finding out the same way Rio: She's not going to just tell her Buster: She didn't just tell my mum, but the end result's the same Rio: Well alright Rio: I didn't tell her, don't have a go at me Buster: I'm not Buster: I'm just asking you to do me a favor, like Buster: At least until exams are over Rio: Yeah and I'll talk to her Rio: but I can't ask her to do something she hasn't done Buster: Whatever Buster: Talk to her, that's all I want Rio: I do talk to her Buster: You know what I mean Rio: You can tell her yourself if you're so bothered Buster: Fine Buster: If you'd rather that convo Rio: Well I'm not having a go at her, I'm not angry Buster: I didn't ask you to Rio: Good enough Rio: That convo would have gone the same if you'd told her yourself, you know Buster: No, it wouldn't Rio: What are you basing that off? Rio: Not past experience Buster: She feels like I only tell her shit when I'm backed into a corner, which I was Buster: It wouldn't have been like that if I'd done it my way Buster: It wouldn't have sounded like a negative Rio: Well it's easy to say that when it's not how it went Rio: she can say what she likes but she wouldn't have been happier ever Rio: we knew that, you knew that Buster: It's easy for you to say that when you're not the one she's talking to like that, too Buster: I'd have been happier doing it differently, doesn't that count for anything? Rio: Like you said, end results the same Rio: and I'm not saying it's not shit but we knew it would be Buster: Well, that's okay then Buster: More fool me Rio: Like I said, I don't believe Mum just told her Rio: why would she Buster: Like it matters Buster: It's done now Rio: Yeah Rio: it is Buster: Don't get an attitude with me about it Buster: I haven't got the energy to fight with you after that Rio: Good because I'm not interested in fighting about this Buster: Good to know Rio: Fine Rio: Have a good day then Buster: What? So you're just not gonna talk to me Buster: Fuck that Rio: Well we don't want to talk about this and I don't have anything else to say right now Buster: Seriously, stop Buster: Don't be like this Rio: I'm not being like anything Rio: I've been chucking up all day what do you want me to say about it Rio: it isn't very interesting Buster: What, so I only wanna talk to you if you're bringing your A-game? Buster: Fuck off Buster: I've never been that cunt Rio: Don't tell me to fuck off Buster: Don't make it into something it isn't Buster: You know what I mean Rio: I'm the one making this into something? Rio: Okay Buster: Fine, it's my fault, yeah? Buster: Calm down Rio: Seriously, do not Buster: Babe, come on Buster: We're both having a shit day Buster: I'm sorry, okay Rio: Yeah Rio: Me too Buster: Tell me what I can do to make you feel better Rio: No, I should be asking you Rio: I'm sorry Rio: Was it really as awful as that Buster: I handled it Buster: We got to where we needed to be by the end Buster: Don't worry about me, its my job to worry about you two right now Rio: I'm glad Rio: and proud of you Rio: I still do, I was just being selfish Buster: You're allowed Buster: I know it's hard, but I'll be home soon Buster: I'm proud of you Rio: No you're not, how can you be Rio: I've literally achieved nothing today Buster: Yeah you have Buster: I know how well you're looking after him Buster: And he's not returning the favor, like, but I'll have a word Rio: Don't be cute now I'll start crying Rio: I can't stand this whiplash emotional hell Buster: You can cry all you want, baby Buster: Just drink water after Rio: No, I can't Rio: I've gotta salvage this day Buster: Yes you can Buster: You're already salvaging the day for me Rio: I was a bitch Rio: You deserve better Buster: No, I don't deserve you if I'm gonna be a prick Buster: You're the best Rio: You weren't Rio: and I know you've just spent the last God knows how long defending us so Rio: I'll be nicer again Buster: It's okay Buster: Honestly Buster: You don't have to be anything for me, just you Rio: I love you Buster: I love you Rio: You should go get a massage or a drink at least, something Rio: so you can relax Buster: I'm fine Buster: I went to the gym, it helped Buster: We're focusing on you right now, do you want dry things or cold things? Rio: You're so good Rio: even when you feel like shit you get things done Rio: it's only a little annoying because I'm jealous rn Buster: You're doing more than I've ever, you're literally growing my kid for me Buster: I'm getting shit delivered to you, ASAP Buster: All you have to do is answer the door Rio: Chloe's an idiot Rio: you're the best protector Buster: My mum saw her shopping Buster: Apparently she looked miserable, direct quote Rio: Know the feeling today but I don't wanna start a club Rio: Sorry babe Buster: Is there anything weird you want before I click to send this order off? Buster: I know that's a thing Rio: Can you get me some sour sweets Buster: 'Course Buster: Just hide them from Indie Buster: And this bag of ice is massive so don't carry it in yourself or we are gonna fight Rio: I already ate all of her stash so I better share Buster: My son doesn't like sharing, sorry Inds Buster: Takes after me Rio: I hope so Rio: You're my favourite person in the world Buster: Shh Buster: You're gonna make me cry now Rio: But you are Buster: Gotta keep up with you, babe Buster: Everyone's fave Rio: No Rio: Your parents are going to murder me and put me in the foundations of a mcmansion Buster: It's me they're mad at, not you Rio: Only 'cos they're not allowed to parent me Rio: probably bitching about me right now though Buster: They better not be 'cause my dad don't know yet and my mum promised to keep it like that Rio: Damn Rio: You really wanted to do that one Buster: I have to Buster: It's the only way he might still have some respect for me left Rio: Rather you than me Rio: he scares me Buster: Seriously? Buster: Why? Rio: I don't know Rio: he's large Rio: and shouty Buster: You're not scared of me, all he is, is an older, less hot and posh, version Buster: My mum's the scary one if there is Rio: Don't tell her I said she's not scary, like Rio: 'cos her too Buster: 😂 Buster: I won't, we already said some really bad shit to each other Buster: Especially me Rio: We all say things in arguments Buster: Yeah, but I took it too far Buster: I always do Rio: She's used to you by now Buster: Thank fuck Buster: Who else would know that when I said you're a shit mum I mean you're a good one Rio: Oh babe Buster: No direct quotes but I basically told her that everything she's ever done for me and Nance was wrong Rio: It's what they all think in their heads anyway Rio: not like it's a radical notion, and you're still a teenager so, you're allowed Buster: But like, I can't imagine how shit I'd feel if our kid said that to me Rio: It'll happen Rio: Hopefully not as soon as he can talk but you know, kids are savage Buster: It better fucking not Buster: And you're not nearly dying to give birth to him either, I'm not having it Rio: 😂 Rio: Put your foot down, baby Buster: I will Buster: Put him on the phone Rio: [Phones] Rio: You're so fucking cute Buster: That's him told Buster: Do I need to tell you to go lie down again or are you being good? Rio: Now I'm lowkey horny I can't take this 😫 Rio: Your wife is an actual insane before, but yeah, I've managed to get out the bathroom long enough to chill on the sofa Rio: person not before wtf* Buster: You've got time to take care of that before the delivery man shows up Rio: Don't you mean YOU have time or are you really gonna make me do it myself Rio: so rude Buster: I've always got time for you, you know that Rio: 😏 Buster: Since I've already got so many open, I'll get on the app for you Buster: Why not Rio: You don't really have to, I know you're busy baby, I'm just being a brat and you're hot Buster: But I want to Buster: I said I'd do anything to make you feel better and I will Rio: Okay Rio: You can multitask Buster: We'll say I am, but I'll just give you my full attention for as long as you need Buster: Keep my secret, babe Rio: I'll never tell Buster: Good girl Rio: Daddy Rio: I missed you Rio: let's not fight again Buster: Only to make up Buster: Sometimes Rio: And just for fun Buster: Are you staying on the sofa? Rio: Yeah Rio: we're comfy Buster: Hot Buster: Hopefully the neighbours will get to know how much you miss me too then Rio: You're gonna get me loud? Buster: We'll see, won't we? Rio: Buster Buster: Rio Rio: I'm laying here and rubbing my big belly and thinking about how sexy you'd find it Buster: I've saved that snap you sent me so Rio: If you get me feeling really good I'll send you better ones Buster: Yeah? Rio: How's it feel knowing you made me like this? So swollen, and tender Rio: I'm even more sensitive, baby Buster: Jesus Buster: Just when I think I can't miss you more Rio: Every way you wanted to touch me would feel so good right now Buster: I'm this close to getting on a flight, forget the app Rio: Be a good boy too Rio: when you're done and you live here all the time, I'm going to be so pregnant Buster: I know, I can't stop thinking about it Buster: Thank god you can be as distracting as you want then Rio: You'll be all for me Rio: 'til October, no studying, none of it Rio: just you, me and our son Buster: All day every day, baby Buster: Except when you leave me to holiday with my sister Rio: Oh baby, are you jealous? Buster: 'Course Buster: You know I want you to myself Rio: I'll still be all yours Buster: It'll be my turn to distract you Rio: Do it Buster: I love turning you on in the middle of a crowd Rio: I want it so bad, I wanna be looking at all the beautiful sights and only be able to think about you Buster: You're gonna show those tourists what a beautiful sight is, babe Rio: Fuck Buster: I can't stop looking at you Rio: You don't have to, we're your baby, both of us Rio: All yours Buster: This is what it feels like [does app wizardry so she feels amazing] Rio: Oh my God Rio: That good, huh? Buster: Or maybe it's more like this, actually [does better] Rio: Jesus Cristo não pare o papai me engravidar novamente Buster: I can tell exactly how you said that Buster: Like I heard it Rio: You heard similar back in Brazil enough Buster: You're making me wanna hear more Rio: I don't know if I can handle more, fuck, baby Buster: Let's see Buster: What about this? Rio: Foda-se sim, papai, apenas assim Buster: I knew you could handle it Rio: Eu sou sua boa menina? Buster: You're so good, you know you are Rio: You're making me feel so good, I'm taking so many pictures for you Buster: You deserve it Buster: You're being an angel for me Rio: Buster, I wanna have all your babies Buster: Have this one first and then I'll fuck the next into you Buster: Exactly how you want Rio: As soon as I want too Buster: Yes, baby Rio: Where are we having the next one then Rio: in front of the family or in front of everyone on the beach? Buster: You promised me the beach but we can invite your family along if you want Rio: I just wanna be with you Buster: They can be there when we make the next one then Buster: There's always a family party to liven up Rio: I just want everyone to know how fucking good you are, daddy, and I mean everyone Rio: should be a bigger party next time Buster: Definitely Buster: Grandad's birthday maybe, we said we loved each other then, remember? Rio: Of course I do Buster: I'll put you on the bar, you'll like that Rio: Yeah I will Rio: As much as you like a challenge, clearly, how this family drinks Buster: [Does a little app demo of how it'd be, though we know it'd be better IRL] Buster: I love a challenge, babe Rio: I've never needed you more holy shit Rio: tell me you'll be here soon Buster: So soon Buster: I promise Rio: I'm gonna give you the best welcome home you've ever had Buster: Yeah? Buster: Tell me Rio: I'm gonna make you all your favourite foods for you and I'll do it with nothing but heels on, real old school wife style Rio: so you can come in and bend me over the counter Buster: I need that Buster: Use your maths brain and work out how long I have wait, every second Rio: I know, and you deserve it too, I've got you lots of surprises for finishing all your exams but they gotta stay surprises for now, sorry Rio: How many days is it? Buster: How many seconds is it Buster: Or minutes if that's too hard Rio: I can do it 😣 Rio: I've just lost track of when your last exam is Buster: Sure Buster: June 24th Rio: 1123200 seconds Buster: Well, fuck me that was impressively fast Rio: 18, 720 minutes more tangible if not depressingly long sounding Buster: Do you wanna do the rest of my physics exams for me, like Buster: Economics, at least Rio: 312 hours, if you wanna be most optimistic sounding Rio: Ha, yeah right Rio: do you wanna lose your A*s? Buster: I wouldn't Buster: You're so fucking smart Rio: Shh, I just liked Maths Buster: Seriously, you go to uni and I'll be a stay at home dad Rio: 😏 Rio: I'd like to see how long you'd last Rio: also you in a pinny but you know, prefer the business attire Buster: 'Cause my mum would murder me or 'cause you reckon I can't do it? Rio: I'm sure you can do it but you'd be so bored by like Rio: day 4, tops Buster: Challenge accepted as soon as there's time I don't have to be in school and I can prove this Rio: Don't ask me to tell you how many seconds you'll be spending in Uni, you'll depress yourself 'fore you've even started, babe Buster: I won't Buster: Hot as you are when you work that shit out Rio: Such a nerd Rio: Gimme something fun to work out Buster: Tell me how many hours it is until I get to feel him kick Buster: I'm so excited for that Rio: 'Cos you wanna tell everyone he's already got a better right kick than Beckham, or whatever 😏 Rio: 1008 at earliest, 2520 if he's being lazy Rio: as it's my first pregnancy Buster: Please, Beckham wishes he was that good Buster: And our kid, lazy? Fuck that Rio: 😂 Fit though Rio: Leave my poor boy alone, he can take as long as he needs 😜 Buster: That better just be your way of telling me to get more tattoos or shut up Rio: It's my way of telling you you only gonna get better with age, baby Rio: 😘 Buster: Actually true so if you're backtracking, rude Rio: I meant it, silly Rio: actual DILF Buster: You're cute Buster: I will have to get another one for him though Buster: Only fair Rio: Thank God I'm not incapable of smiling like his missus, or called that Rio: giving you the worst kinda flashbacks Rio: tryna kill me, so rude Buster: 😂 Rio: I'm so glad you like your tat though Rio: that could've been really awkward Buster: Likewise Rio: You did good, baby Rio: they always make me think of you Buster: I'm glad Rio: Should probably give the boy a name before you go getting inked, though Buster: I'm not gonna go do it right now, don't worry Buster: Let him be born first Rio: Just checking, know you're a convert now Buster: If you've got a name picked out, I'll go book myself in, like Rio: We've got to pick together Rio: Obviously I've been thinking but no great inspiration yet Buster: Yeah, all I seem to do is think of names I definitely don't want Rio: Seriously, that's a long list Buster: Being surrounded by posh cunts all day makes it longer Rio: I'd sooner die than call him fucking Rio: Tarquin or whatever the fuck madness Buster: Same Buster: At least my parents didn't do that to me, shit as I tried to call them out as being, earlier Rio: Not trying to fit in that hard ever Rio: ick Rio: I'd have trouble taking you seriously, ngl, it might be a dealbreaker Buster: Good to know Rio: Just in case you were planning on a name change Rio: Did not sign up for 😜 Buster: Nah, I like the one they gave me Buster: Don't tell 'em but Rio: Secret's safe with me Rio: wouldn't wanna give 'em too much credit now Buster: Speaking of Buster: Can you keep another one for me, 'cause there is one name I like but Rio: Tell me Buster: It's my brother's Rio: We can do that Buster: What if it just makes everyone sad Rio: I think it's a nice thing to do Rio: and I think people would see that Rio: but it could be a middlename, then it's not like they have to use it Buster: Okay Buster: Good idea Rio: I like it too, it's a good name Buster: Yeah Buster: Strong, right? Rio: Definitely Buster: I don't know if I believe in any of that shit but it can't hurt to have guardian angel if I'm wrong Rio: Never hurts to hedge your bets Rio: especially for him Buster: This family needs some good luck for a change Rio: Agreed Rio: Nothing but good luck for our boy, I promise Buster: I love you so much Rio: I love you too gorgeous Buster: How do you feel now? Rio: So much better Rio: You always make me better Rio: I need you, doctor's orders, like Buster: At least the delivery is apparently only 15 minutes away even if I'm not Rio: I'd basically forgotten about that Rio: just here in my orgasm haze don't mind me Buster: As long as you remember tomorrow morning when you need it all Rio: You're so sweet Rio: thank you Buster: I'd do more if I could Buster: It's basically nothing in the scheme of things, I know Rio: It ain't Rio: You do so much for me, more than I'd ever ask Buster: Well, you never have to ask, babe Rio: Do I have to put my clothes back on though Rio: the real question here Buster: Never Buster: Like, you can throw one of my tops on if you don't wanna give the bloke an unnecessary tip, but like Rio: Poor man Buster: Lucky man, you mean Rio: I won't wait and find out what he reckons Buster: Don't 'cause I'm too far away to fight him for seeing you like that when I can't Rio: You can see me whenever you want, I told you I was taking pictures Rio: I'm not done playing yet, you said I had 15 minutes Buster: Show me then Buster: You know I miss you Rio: All you had to do was ask, baby Rio: [All the pics] Buster: Fuck Buster: I stopped breathing then Rio: You had me like that several times Rio: the neighbours 1000% heard too Buster: I hope they did Buster: It's been a while since we were on the stairs Buster: Can't have them thinking you've dumped me Rio: 😂 They're so invested at this point Rio: not the only one buzzing when you're back Buster: 'Course they are Buster: We put on a hell of a show Rio: Seriously Rio: putting my solo stuff to shame and can't even stream this, soz everyone Buster: You can if you want Rio: I'm not gonna make you, besides Rio: probably not a good look for a lawyer to have public sex tapes is it Buster: Sex tapes aren't even a scandal anymore Rio: 😏 is it Buster: I'm just saying, if you want to, you can Rio: You'd have to want to too, it's a whole big thing to think about Rio: anyway, I only had sex on stream with Curtis that one time and everyone was so scandalized then so Buster: 'Cause he was shit at it Rio: 😂 Buster: I don't have to tell you, you were there Buster: But from an audience perspective, still shit Rio: Hmm yeah I did get plenty of DMs to that affect, telling me how much better they could, so maybe you're onto something, babe Buster: I know Rio: I wasn't shit though Rio: Was I? Buster: Just him Buster: It was obvious you weren't as into it Rio: Well you know I wasn't Buster: Yeah, but I don't just mean like that, you made it way better for him than he did for you Buster: He wasn't spending enough time on you at all Rio: He didn't really like giving oral when he was my boyfriend, never mind when he had no obligations, like Buster: 😒 Unsurprised Buster: Selfish prick across the board Rio: Is what it is Buster: It's not, you can't expect it if you don't offer it Rio: He didn't really expect anything, I offered Rio: not gonna say no is he Rio: can't say you've never done it Buster: Like I said, shit and selfish Rio: I'm not feeling the need to sit here and defend him, like, don't worry Buster: And since you're clearly thinking about my past exploits, I have never been that rude Buster: If you're with me, you can have anything you want Rio: 🙄 Rio: I don't need to hear it Buster: Don't be jealous, babe Buster: It's not news that I've fucked a lot of girls, why did you think that was? Rio: Shut up, you're annoying me now Buster: Are you actually annoyed? Rio: Forget about it Buster: Baby Buster: Tell me Rio: I just refuse to believe you've never fucked anyone just to get yours Rio: we all have, everyone does it Buster: Okay but what I liked was giving them the best possible time so they couldn't want me more and then not letting them back Buster: So yeah, but not the way you're saying Rio: You're such a dick Buster: I've never denied it Buster: The fact was, if I just wanted to cum I could do it better myself than they could, I've told you that before Rio: Whatever Buster: Why are you so mad at me about this? Rio: I'm not mad Buster: Then what? Rio: Why Rio: Why would you bother doing that for people you don't give a shit about, that doesn't make any sense Buster: 'Cause it was fun Buster: 'Cause it gave me the reputation I wanted Rio: Right Buster: Are you seriously judging me for ancient history? Rio: Delivery's here hold on Buster: I'm not going anywhere Rio: [Later than necessary] Rio: You didn't have to get that many bags of sweets, like Buster: If you have to share then you need enough to keep for yourself once you have Rio: Suppose so Rio: thanks again anyway Buster: You don't need to thank me Buster: Just tell me what's wrong Rio: I don't know Rio: I'm just thinking about things Buster: Talk to me Rio: No, it's stupid Buster: It's not Rio: Might be, you've not heard it yet Buster: I know you Buster: It won't be Rio: It is, I am Rio: it doesn't even matter, forget it Buster: No, Rio Buster: It obviously does matter Rio: It's just Rio: Why me? Buster: Why wouldn't it be you? Buster: You're perfect Buster: Come on, you know why Buster: You know every reason Rio: Well I'm not, actually Rio: and if you're so generous and good in bed with everyone like you say then you could be with any of them, anyone you wanted Buster: You are to me and for me Buster: You're the only one I want, have always wanted Buster: And I wasn't good 'cause I was using them, shamelessly, wasn't I? Buster: Hardly generous to do that either, 'cause even if they wanted more, I wasn't gonna give it Buster: I wasn't gonna give any of them the chance to be more than they were Rio: Maybe you'd feel different if you had Buster: I didn't and don't want to feel different 'cause I loved and love you Rio: Like I said Rio: stupid, forget about it Buster: Like I said, no Rio: Why do you have to push it Buster: 'Cause I fucking love you Rio: I love you too Buster: I want you to be secure in it, forever Buster: And know how important you are Buster: Have always been Rio: Okay Rio: but be honest Rio: and I mean it, don't lie to tell me what you think I wanna hear, when we first hooked up, did you just want to do the same to me too or what Buster: I can't believe you would say that to me Buster: Jesus Rio: Well Buster: Well that's really fucking hurtful Buster: You've always been different 'cause I didn't just want you to want me, I wanted you Rio: I'm sorry Buster: Are you? Buster: You think I would do that, that's one thing, but you think I'd lie about it to you now Rio: I didn't want to ask, I didn't wanna talk about this fullstop Buster: Well, clearly we have to talk about it if that's what you think Buster: If I was playing a game with you I wouldn't have avoided you for years, I'd have fucked you whenever and left you pining for me all that time instead Rio: I guess Buster: That's not a good enough response Buster: Believe me or don't believe me Rio: Excuse me but I can respond however I want Buster: But there's not a middle ground Rio: What? Buster: It's either yes or its no Buster: Not maybe Rio: Well I don't know Rio: You clearly had fucked motivations in the past, you aren't denying it Buster: Yeah, and? Buster: You've got a past too, you've been in love before I'm not asking if you loved them more than me Buster: 'Cause I know what the answer is Rio: I'm saying, I don't know what you were thinking then and I don't think you can say you do either Rio: it was forever ago so leave it Buster: You leave it Buster: Don't tell me what to do Rio: Please yourself Buster: Clearly Rio: Christ Buster: What, that's what I do, yeah? Rio: Apparently not Rio: such a giver, like Buster: Fuck you Buster: You don't get to judge me for this, what the fuck Rio: Why not Rio: I can think what I want Buster: 'Cause you're meant to fucking trust me Buster: But fine, yeah, go on, think what you want Rio: I didn't say I didn't Rio: this is the past, past tense Buster: You're saying you don't believe what I'm telling you Buster: So yeah, you are Buster: Not to mention that you're treating me like the worst, most fucked up person for what is the past Rio: No I'm not how have you even got that from what I've said Buster: How am I meant to not get that from what you've said Rio: Then you're projecting because I haven't judged you once Buster: Whatever you say Rio: You're the one that's always judging me Buster: Bullshit Buster: When have I ever? Rio: All the time, telling me that every lad I've ever been with is so selfish or some kind of borderline abuser when it's just normal, it's what happens Buster: It's been normal for you, that doesn't mean it's normal for everyone Buster: Getting left stranded in London isn't just what happens Buster: Ryan isn't just what happens Buster: But it's not your fault and I've literally never said it is Rio: Fuck you Rio: Fuck off Rio: You aren't in any position to lecture me on what's normal Buster: How am I the bad guy for wanting you to know that you deserve better? Fuck's sake Rio: Leave me alone Buster: Shut up Buster: I'm not doing that Rio: You're a prick Buster: Yeah Rio: I mean it Buster: Me too Rio: I actually don't have time for this Rio: I need to get on with my day Buster: Don't Rio: Don't what, be productive? Buster: Don't do this Rio: Well I feel like shit now so Buster: How is pushing me away gonna help? Rio: Because you've made me feel like this Buster: I'm sorry Rio: You can't be Rio: You don't even understand Buster: I can be 'cause I didn't want to make you feel like this, I don't ever Rio: Well it can't be avoided Rio: I'll be fine, I'll get over it Buster: It can Buster: Just make me understand Rio: Just don't talk about them again alright Buster: Who? Your exes or mine? Rio: Mine Buster: Okay Rio: You just can't understand okay Rio: You haven't been there Buster: I know Buster: I really am sorry Rio: It's just Rio: Invalidating when you tell me what it was Rio: I get to say, not you, not them, not anyone else Buster: I didn't mean to make it into that Rio: I know Buster: I just Buster: Fuck, it doesn't even matter Buster: It's not the point Rio: You can say Rio: I won't snap your head off Buster: I just don't ever want anything like that to happen to you again Buster: I don't want you to think that it's alright Rio: It won't Rio: I'm with you now Buster: Yeah, but it doesn't just have to come from people you're fucking Buster: Anyone can be a cunt Buster: And you're such a good person Rio: Nah Buster: Yeah Rio: I'm sorry what I said upset you Buster: I deserved it Rio: You didn't Buster: Yeah, I did Buster: It's not gonna be another argument, like Rio: But you didn't, not how you took it Rio: 'cos I didn't mean it like that Buster: It's not your fault I'm an idiot Rio: Stop Buster: I was stupid about it, don't act like I wasn't Rio: You were not Rio: You only said what you should, what any decent person would Buster: It doesn't matter anymore Buster: Forget it Rio: Yes it does Rio: I don't just get to say whatever I like 'cos I'm angry either Buster: You do when you're pregnant, I'm pretty sure that's like rule 1 Rio: Fuck that Rio: I'm just an insecure mess I'm sorry Rio: I do believe you, I just find it hard sometimes but that's on me not you Buster: It's okay Buster: I'm tired and frustrated and stressed and far away and none of that is on you either Rio: Exactly, I could try and give you a fucking break, like Buster: Shh Buster: You haven't done anything wrong Buster: It's hard for both of us right now, we knew it would be but that doesn't make it easier just 'cause we know Rio: I don't know why you like me Buster: Yes, you do Buster: Don't forget Rio: I know why you think you do Buster: No, you know why I actually do Buster: 'Cause if you know what I think, I'm not wrong Rio: Idiot Rio: But okay, we'll go with what you reckon, like Buster: We have to, it's all true Buster: Everything, baby Rio: I want it to be Buster: Good, 'cause it already is and I want you to have whatever you want Rio: You're cute Buster: You are Buster: Which is why I also really fucking want to just hold you right now Buster: I hate that I can't Rio: Me too Rio: I'm a mess Buster: You could never be Buster: You're too beautiful Buster: In every way that's possible Rio: I wish I could see me how you do Buster: I'll make it happen Buster: If it takes forever Buster: I'm no quitter, you know that Rio: I love you so much I feel sick Buster: I'm not taking the blame for our son's behavior Rio: 😂 Rio: but seriously Rio: I do Buster: Fuck it, I'm coming home Buster: I'll revise on the flight and be back before my next exam Rio: You only just left baby Buster: I don't care Buster: And neither do you Rio: Your parents will though Buster: They don't have to know Buster: Like I said, I'll be there and back Buster: So just don't tell them and wait for me Rio: You mean it Buster: Take a mum and son nap and I'll wake you Buster: I'm serious Rio: I might think I'm dreaming Buster: It's okay Buster: I'll prove that you're not Rio: Gonna pinch me, yeah? Buster: Yeah Rio: Oi 😂 Buster: I'll wake you up in your favourite way then Rio: That's more like it Buster: Dream about me until then Buster: You can tell me what to do once you have Rio: Can I now? Buster: Sure Rio: How could I say no to such an offer Buster: You can't Buster: And shouldn't Rio: I'm glad you're as ridiculous as I am Rio: Never change Buster: I can't Buster: And shouldn't Rio: Shut up and be here, nerd Buster: I'm on my way to the airport now Buster: Behave Rio: Shan't Buster: Oh really? Buster: I think you will Rio: Only when you make me Rio: and not a moment before Buster: Fine by me Buster: I only want you to do it for me Rio: Of course Rio: Who else? Buster: Nobody, babe Rio: Exactly Rio: There's no one but you Buster: There's nobody like me either Buster: Thank fuck for that, yeah? Rio: Thank fuck for who? Not me Rio: 😍 I could thruple, you just don't want the competition Buster: Too fucking right I don't Buster: Stop trying to get me in threesomes where the only girl is you Rio: Why are you such a spoilsport, babe? Rio: You said I could tell you what to do 😏 Buster: 😒 Buster: I did say that Buster: Damn Rio: 😂 Rio: Poor boy Buster: What was our safe word again? Cabbage or something Rio: Nope, sorry Rio: Your gonna freak this other lad out, babe Rio: be cool Buster: Giraffe? Buster: Jigsaw? Buster: I genuinely don't have any clue Rio: Offensive Rio: I was on my knees for you, boy Rio: It's lampshade Buster: Fuck Buster: Of course Buster: I remember you, vividly, just not Rio: Shows how often we've needed that Rio: also useless, you'd just think you'd actually fucked my brains out like she's gone Rio: honestly Buster: 😂 Rio: Dashing my dreams twofold, it's fine Rio: He'll be gone by the time you're here Buster: Don't Buster: I'm actually jealous of someone that doesn't exist Rio: So cute Buster: I miss you so fucking much Buster: You think you're a mess, its me Rio: I am actually Rio: I need to shower Buster: I sure I'll have to by the time I get there if you keep being so hot about everything Rio: There's nothing hot about how this level of dirty, babe Buster: Says you Rio: Umm should I not shower then? Buster: Don't underestimate how much I want you at all times, is what I'm saying Rio: Noted Rio: I'll let myself go hardcore with this kid then Buster: No you won't Buster: I know you Rio: Be rude to trap you then do it really Buster: Shut up Buster: Take a shower, it'll make you feel better Rio: I will Rio: hmm Rio: Idea though Rio: Maybe I will wait for you and you can wash me, as you're doing what I tell you Buster: Do wait for me Rio: Yeah? Rio: You gotta do a good job, be really thorough okay Buster: I'm not a fucking amateur, babe Buster: Shower or bath? Rio: Shower, definitely Buster: Are you sure? Your knees might get weak, you know Buster: I'm very committed to the task Rio: Well I want you on yours Rio: so yes, I'm sure Buster: Alright Buster: I'll hold you up if you need me to Rio: Such a gentleman Buster: Sometimes Buster: We'll see what happens Rio: Really? You're here to do a job, Mr McKenna, nothing more Buster: Sorry, how unprofessional of me Rio: Should think so 😏 Buster: Oh no, I'm gonna have to work even harder now to make a good impression Rio: Yep Rio: Don't make me regret giving you this opportunity Buster: Absolutely not Rio: 😂 Rio: I'm sorry for wasting time being a bitch earlier Buster: You didn't Buster: If we hadn't fought then I might not be on my way now Rio: That's not why I did it Rio: like, I'm glad but Rio: I'm not being difficult on purpose Buster: I know Buster: Me either Rio: None of it matters now Rio: all I care is you'll be with me soon Buster: And you're only wasting time if you want to turn me on before I board this plane Rio: You know I do Rio: I always wanna turn you on Buster: I know you love making certain things difficult for me in public Rio: 😊 That doesn't sound like me Buster: I must be thinking of my other wife then, like Rio: She don't need to know, I won't tell her Buster: Promise? Rio: Promise Buster: Good Buster: 'Cause she gets possessive and it might make things dangerous Buster: Especially if we got caught Rio: I like danger Rio: Don't you? Buster: I love it Buster: How did you know? Rio: Just a hunch I had about you Buster: It sounds like you have decent intuition, you should keep listening to it Rio: Yeah? And what about you, what's yours telling you to do now? Buster: It's telling me that maybe you can't be trusted not to say anything unless I make it hard for you to talk Buster: Any ideas? Rio joined the chat 31 hours ago Rio: Plenty Rio: But sounds like you have something in mind already to me Buster: A gag is pretty foolproof is what I'm thinking Buster: But what to use? Such a dilemma Rio: It's a conundrum Rio: I'm sure there's something in your suitcase that'll do the job Buster: Maybe, I did pack pretty hurriedly though Buster: Might have to get creative about this Rio: I'm sure she has something here I can use Rio: Some stockings maybe Buster: Clever and resourceful, I like that Rio: What else do you like? Buster: You tell me, you're full of good ideas, I think I like you deciding what's good for me Rio: I'm up for that challenge Buster: Yeah? Buster: I can be very challenging so we'll see if you mean that Rio: You'll see a lot of things Buster: Is that another promise? Rio: Just a fact but if you like Buster: I would Rio: Hmm, you say your wife is possessive but I reckon you are too Buster: Is that gonna be a problem for you? Rio: Are you gonna make it one? Buster: Are you gonna make me want to own you? Rio: Lampshade Rio: Don't cheat on me 😔 Buster: Baby Rio: It's okay, I thought I'd like that but I just didn't Rio: I'm silly Buster: You're not Buster: You're just mine and that's more than okay Rio: You're mine too Rio: Aren't you Buster: All yours Buster: Forever Rio: I'm sorry I ruined it Buster: Don't Buster: I don't want it if you don't Rio: I'll make it up to you Rio: be way better than that imaginary hoe Buster: You don't need to Buster: I know how perfect you are Buster: Nobody else comes close Rio: I love you Buster: I want you Buster: I miss you Buster: And I love you Buster: Just you Rio: I still wanna do everything I said, you know Buster: We can do whatever you want Buster: As long as it's what you want Rio: It really is Buster: Then there's no bigger turn on, ever Rio: You're so good Buster: I mean it Rio: I reckon I know better, more fun ways to turn you on though Buster: Oh yeah? Buster: 'Cause I already can't stop looking at all those pics you sent me Rio: That's just a taster Buster: I like how you taste Buster: So I can wait Rio: 😩 Rio: I can't Buster: I didn't say I want to Buster: Just that I could, if I have to Rio: I want you before you've even got in the door Rio: we've not got any time to waste, babe Buster: You just wanna be on the stairs Buster: I knew you missed it Rio: I'm only thinking of the neighbours Rio: They gotta hear, they wanna see Buster: So thoughtful, babe Buster: We better give them what they need then Rio: It's been said Buster: Good Buster: Do me a favor and think of how I can survive this airport bullshit when I need you so bad Rio: Gonna go ahead and assume you don't mean people watching Buster: Fair Rio: Well the only two ways to survive the airport are getting drunk and buying all the duty free Rio: so get a drink and get me something nice Buster: You know the first one is off the table so I guess I'll have to go harder on the second instead Rio: Baby, I keep telling you you can have a drink Buster: And I keep telling you, not until you can Rio: Why are you the best Rio: also what are you going to get me Buster: Do you want me to tell you or do you want a surprise? Rio: Ooh um Rio: No, make me wait Buster: Alright Rio: Can we fuck in the Ferrari too when you get here? Rio: I'll let you drive Buster: We have to Buster: Gotta make the most of it before we need a family car too Rio: Fucking kids Rio: Imma get a white range rover Rio: total MILF car Buster: You're so hot Rio: I know Rio: Sorry for all the jokes you gonna get in advance boy but both your parents had to hear it so Buster: I'm not sorry for anything Rio: Be a nice ego boost when all his little girlfriends think you're fit, I guess Rio: Or boyfriends, not judging Buster: Could be both Rio: So progressive, Daddy 😉 Buster: He'll be able to have his pick of whoever, let's be honest Rio: If he's even as half as cute as you Buster: If he's half as cute as you, one look and he can have whatever he wants Rio: He's already got you wrapped 'round his finger, babe Rio: definitely takes after me Buster: I'm not mad about it Rio: Good Rio: 'cos we love you daddy Buster: I love you Rio: I wish I was there Buster: I'll be there soon Buster: You don't need to be here, it's manic Rio: Poor boy Rio: I just like seeing how many times I can make you cum on the flight Buster: You still can Buster: It's just more of a challenge Rio: Pssh Rio: Barely Buster: You reckon? Rio: I know so Rio: Making you cum is like my superpower Buster: That's what you're saying, but you're not doing anything, are you? Rio: 😫 Rio: You're shopping right now Buster: That sounds like an excuse to me Rio: That's how it is? Rio: Okay Buster: 😏 Rio: You really want me to make you hard in front of all these people Rio: You act mad but you ain't, you love it, don't you? Buster: You know I do Rio: Honestly Rio: What am I gonna do with you? Buster: You have all the answers you need Rio: What lingerie do you want me to wear then Rio: [This] Rio: [That] Buster: The second one Rio: Your favourite doesn't fit now Rio: so we'll have to find a new favourite Buster: I can't even pretend to be gutted, like Rio: 😏 colour me unsurprised Rio: Before we go away you're gonna have to take me bikini shopping Buster: I never even though of that Buster: But I'm glad I am now Rio: I think I'm gonna get so big Rio: I already am, my boobs are out of control Buster: I hope so Rio: I know you do Buster: It's been getting me through this whole time Rio: I can't wait 'til it's really obvious Buster: Me either Buster: I can't wait for everyone to know that you're having my baby, wherever you go Rio: Same Rio: I want it so bad I wanna show off this bump all the time Buster: I won't be able to keep my hands off you when you do Rio: That's alright with me Rio: Show 'em how that baby got there Buster: Before we did this I didn't expect it to be such a turn on Buster: Jesus Rio: There's no bigger or better way to show how much you own me Buster: Fuck Buster: There isn't Rio: And we're gonna do it as many times as we want Buster: Let's just have as many kids as we can Rio: You mean it? Buster: Yeah Rio: That makes me so happy Buster: Good Buster: I know you've got career plans, and I want you to still do them, but I want all your babies too Rio: We can do both Rio: We can have it all, seriously Buster: I believe that Buster: I want you to Rio: I do Rio: if anyone can, it's us, yeah? Buster: Seriously Buster: We're unstoppable now, babe Rio: Nothing anyone can say or do will change that Buster: Literally never Buster: I wanna marry you again when he's old enough to understand what it means so that he knows how much I love you, okay Rio: That's more than okay Rio: Baby Buster: We can still do it sooner too, if you want Buster: I know Indie's desperate to put a bridesmaid's dress on, like Rio: 😂 'Course Rio: I can wait, for once Rio: I'm already your wife, and that was perfect Rio: the next one has to be too Buster: I meant it when I said I'd marry you every year though Buster: I would Rio: I would too Buster: I can't wait to be home Buster: Even though it's not for long enough this time Rio: As long as I get to see you Rio: it'll keep me going Buster: Same Buster: The rate he's growing I won't recognise him next time I see you Rio: 😔 Rio: No Buster: Babe, it's good Rio: I don't want you to ever forget me Buster: You know I can't Rio: Don't sound so sad about it, damn 😜 Buster: Shh Rio: I'm looking at houses now Rio: it's fun to daydream about our future Buster: Show me the best ones Buster: I'm not wasting time looking at the unworthy contenders Rio: 'Course Rio: 3 rooms and a garden Rio: Any other requirements? Buster: Decent garage for all the cars we need Rio: Good point Rio: Noted Buster: Other than that, I don't reckon there's anything else we have to have Rio: Naturally sorting high to low anyway 'cos it's fun Buster: Who are we if we don't, like Buster: Wait until you see what I've bought you Rio: Second most exciting gift Imma get today Buster: I hope you think so Buster: I'm good at shopping, but there's things I'm even better at Rio: Oh yeah? Buster: Yeah Buster: You'll see Rio: I hope I get to feel too Rio: or we got a no touching policy now Buster: Not unless you're trying to kill me Buster: You have no idea how badly I wanna touch you right now Rio: You're leaving me to imagine, yeah Rio: I hope I'm touching myself all the places you will Buster: Show me, I'll let you know Rio: [Grabbing the belly and titties] Rio: Constructive criticism only, please Buster: I'm gonna kiss you there too, of course, but otherwise Buster: You're definitely on the right track, babe Rio: Your kisses are the best Buster: What can I say? You're really fucking kissable, like Rio: You've always thought so haven't you 😊 Buster: Yeah Rio: So cute Buster: You're beautiful Buster: You know Rio: Shh Buster: Make me Rio: Still got those stocking for a gag you know Rio: don't make me come for you Buster: He's not making you taller, babe Buster: You'd still have to reach me Rio: 😒 Rio: Imma drag you down to my level Buster: Hot Rio: You'll see Buster: Yeah? Good Rio: Won't be saying that when you're begging me for mercy, babe 👊 Buster: I think I will Buster: Amongst other things Rio: 😠 Hush, I'm being fierce Buster: I can't help it Buster: It's so sexy Rio: Well, if you wanna fight for the angry hatefuck I'm fine with that but I still get my gifts first okay Rio: Priorities Buster: I want you Rio: Just me? Buster: The two of you Rio: Mm baby Rio: You got us Buster: No more fighting Rio: I promise Buster: Me too Rio: I'm gonna be so good Buster: And I'm gonna be so nice to you Buster: I'll make you feel so good, I swear Buster: As good as you are Rio: 😻 Rio: You're not gonna wanna leave it's gonna be so perfect for you, baby Buster: I already don't Rio: I know Rio: I hate when you have to leave so much Buster: I know Buster: I should just stay Buster: flight back when I have to and not before Rio: That'll still be as soon as your parents realise Buster: It doesn't have to be Rio: You're trying to get your Da to NOT kill you, remember babe? Buster: He'll be mad when he finds out about the baby anyway so it won't matter how good I am before then Buster: Or not Rio: I guess not Rio: What about your Ma though? Buster: I'll cross that bridge when she comes at me Buster: If she does Rio: Does this mean you're staying? Buster: Tell me I can Rio: You can, baby Rio: Like you said, they'll be mad anyway, and why do you need to be there to revise, like Rio: be with me Buster: Yeah, it's stupid Buster: I should have just been home the whole time Rio: You were only keeping them happy Buster: But not you Buster: And that's more important Rio: I knew you were doing what you had to, felt you had to, whatever Rio: but of course I want you home Buster: Then I'm staying Buster: Fuck it, exams are almost over anyway Buster: By now I either know my shit or I don't Rio: To be fair Rio: Not saying I won't help you revise Rio: you're so close to being free, babe Buster: And I'm not saying I won't bother revising Buster: But I do know it Rio: You do Rio: you can go overboard and that's as bad as doing nothing sometimes Rio: you can't just be living for your exams like Buster: Especially when it means not living with you Buster: You need me, I need you Rio: It's just how it is Buster: It's bad enough missing you, I don't wanna miss my son literally growing Buster: Not for this Rio: Especially when you don't even need to Rio: Just because they say, like Buster: He wants me to notice him, that's why he's popping up Buster: Dramatic like I am Rio: Heaven help me 😜 Rio: Seriously though Rio: I want him to hear your voice and know you're here to look after him too Buster: I'm gonna be there to actually help you Buster: Not just send you deliveries or bring gifts Rio: Though both have been appreciated, you know Rio: having you here will be better in all the ways Buster: I'll sit on the bathroom floor for as long as he traps you in there, don't worry Rio: Why would you wanna miss that, like? Rio: Come on people 😏 Buster: I genuinely don't want to though Buster: You shouldn't have to do this on your own Rio: You're actually so special Rio: Don't let the world change you Buster: Fuck that, I'm gonna change the world, babe Rio: How do you actually do that Rio: go from so adorable to so fuckable seamlessly like Rio: please Buster: Like you said, I'm special Buster: And I really want you to fuck me right now so that's a good incentive if I did need one Rio: Are you kidding? I'm so ready Rio: though actually, not prepared for the welcome home sex I had planned so you're gonna have to give me at least a working day to get that sorted Buster: Take as long as you need Buster: I know it'll be worth it Rio: You better believe Rio: I just wanna be with you tonight though, no toys no gimmick no nothing just you Buster: I actually need that Buster: It feels like its been so long since it was just us Buster: No phones or anything else Rio: I know Rio: I just wanna look at you and touch you taste you hear you, all of it, take in all of you Buster: I'm so turned on by the idea of that, I'm not sure I have words for how much I want it too Rio: You don't need to say, I know Rio: I love you, Buster Buster: I love you too Rio: All I have on my phone is pictures of you Rio: I can't wait 'til there's pictures of the boy too Buster: If we can get Nance on board they'll be no shortage Buster: But for now I'll just have to keep looking at the ones I have of him and you Rio: I think she'll be alright Rio: and if she's shocked like, really Rio: we've got form by this point Buster: Yeah Buster: I've already done one of the worst convos so Buster: Give a shit, no offense, Nance Rio: And hey, maybe your Dad will kill you before she gets in her drunk rant so Rio: look on the brightside, right Buster: Yeah Buster: One thing's for sure I definitely ain't taking her to the pub to break the news like when dad told granddad about me and Nance Rio: Probably not Rio: Or him, if it's his move like, clock that right away Buster: Exactly Buster: And I don't need his drunk rant either, like Buster: How do you wanna tell your fam? Rio: Oh God Rio: get a megaphone Buster: Not to start that argument up again but you could let you mum tell 'em Rio: It is easiest to just get it out there in one and let people come to me if they feel the need, yeah Buster: Do you wanna do it, us actually though? 'Cause we can get everyone together easily, any excuse with that lot, like Rio: I'm a bit scared but Rio: Probably a good way to do it Buster: You don't need to be scared Rio: I know Rio: I know it's good news, I just Buster: If anyone's got anything negative to say, they can say it to me Buster: I'm gonna be there to protect you, babe Rio: Do you think anyone will be happy for us Buster: Other than my parents, yeah Buster: Maybe Nance won't be either Buster: But everyone else, will be alright Buster: Happy even Buster: What did your mum say? Rio: You're right Rio: I just wish they could be happy too, I think Rio: but I know why, even if I don't love the reasoning so Rio: She was good, she said she didn't think it would be long, but not in a negative way, she just thought we'd want kids so Buster: I swear I'm not just saying this to make you feel better, my mum was actually pretty supportive when we both calmed down Buster: So even if my dad isn't, she won't let him be a prick about it forever Buster: And anyway, I'm more than happy enough to cover their lack of Rio: Yeah Rio: They'll come around Rio: Being a Grandparent is supposed to be more fun so Buster: By that logic nan and granddad will be totally buzzing Buster: So we'll always have that, like Rio: They can't feel guilt over it, we ain't their fuckups, like Rio: Happy days Buster: We're their shameless faves Rio: 'Course Rio: Grandad basically wingmanned our playdates back in the day so Buster: We'll have to enjoy the status while we can though, 'cause once our kid comes along that'll be all over and we'll have to move over for their new fave Rio: I'll allow it Rio: I just want everyone to love him like we do Rio: that's what scares me Buster: How could they not? Buster: He's gonna be so perfect, babe Buster: They can say what they want now, they're all gonna fall in love as soon as they see him Rio: Yeah Rio: You're right Rio: No one can resist a cute kid Buster: He's gonna be so loved and so happy, I promise Buster: You don't need to ever worry about it Rio: I'm just hormonal and ridiculous Rio: it's starting to feel more real and it just makes your brain go into overdrive on everything Buster: I know Buster: And you know you can tell me anything, yeah? Buster: Even if you think it's bullshit as you're saying it, I don't care Rio: I know, babe Rio: I will try not to talk complete shit though, still Rio: got some pride Buster: Me too, since I won't have being drunk as an excuse, like Rio: I have got you champagne Rio: we can have one glass Buster: You're so cute Rio: It's a celebration, baby Rio: You're coming home Buster: I wish I was already there Rio: So soon Rio: and I'm not gonna stop kissing you for hours Rio: I've decided Buster: Oh really? Rio: Yep and I'm afraid we aren't taking complaints rn so Buster: I'm not trying to make one Buster: It's impossible to do anything but think about that Rio: Think about it Rio: I am Rio: Your lips are so soft Buster: Yours are softer Buster: As much as I wanna be competitive about it, right now, I can't Rio: Yeah but you're a boy and boys are usually so Rio: crusty Rio: you're pretty and soft Buster: 😂 Buster: I'll take that Rio: You should Rio: It's a compliment Buster: You're adorable Rio: You're cuter Rio: No fighting allowed Buster: Me? I'm not a fighter, babe. Only a lover, like Buster: Obviously Rio: I'm just reminding myself I promised Rio: Hard when I'm so tough, like Buster: Poor baby Buster: You can do this Rio: I'm just so frustrated you see Rio: That's the problem Buster: I understand Buster: We just need to find a solution, that's all Rio: Hmm, let's put our heads together and really think about this Buster: On it Rio: Baby please Rio: I need help now Buster: Take all your frustrations out on me, baby Buster: You have to Rio: It's been too long since I came all over your beautiful face Buster: It's the only way you'll feel better Rio: You've gotta eat me out like you're starving okay baby Rio: I can't take no teasing Buster: You don't need to tell me, I couldn't crave you more Rio: I want it so hard and fast, don't waste any time being gentle just give me what I need Buster: Fuck, baby Buster: I'm never gonna say no to you Rio: I've been thinking about it since the last real time Buster: You've been so good and so patient Rio: I've had enough of being both Rio: Be inside me now Buster: I know you have Buster: Tell me how long you've waited and that's how many times I'll make you cum Buster: I trust you to work it out properly Rio: I'll play fair and work it out in hours, not seconds Buster: We can do seconds Buster: I want to Rio: 🤤 Rio: You gonna make me cum 172800 times in a night Rio: I like the ambition, daddy Buster: Yeah, why not? Rio: What's your favourite thing about me when I cum? Rio: Like mine are your noises Buster: If I can only pick one Buster: Your face Rio: Is my o face cute? Buster: It's the best thing I've ever seen Rio: 😊 Rio: Glad you like it because I need to be in your lap riding you frontfacing Rio: so you get a perfect view of the bump Buster: Seriously, if I could put a spotlight on you every time we fuck, I would Rio: I've got the lighting for that Buster: Set it up for me now Rio: Yes sir Buster: How long will it take? Rio: Not long, I'm a professional, I got this down Rio: 10 15 minutes Buster: I need you to cum for me and let me see everything Buster: Show me how good it'll be Rio: Oh fuck Rio: I'll show you everything, daddy, every angle you want Buster: Do it Buster: I can't wait anymore, I don't care where I am Rio: You need to see your babygirl taking care of herself until you can Buster: Please Rio: I'm setting up as fast as I can I promise Rio: I'm gonna use my best toy, the one that's like you Buster: Jesus Buster: Okay Rio: Just got to get it all nice and wet so it goes in just like daddy does Rio: that's what my mouth is for Buster: I'm biting my own lip so hard for you Rio: Careful, don't make it bleed, you'll look too sexy and it's my job to make you swollen and sore Buster: Rio Rio: Buster? Buster: I just have to say your name here so it's not out loud Rio: So fucking sweet Rio: I've not even started yet Buster: You've got me speechless and desperate to make noise all at once Rio: Oh, Daddy, you need to wait to go to the bathroom to be dirty for me Rio: I'm still just sucking Rio: I can taste when I used him earlier and it's sooooo yummy Rio: I'll let you have a lick when you get here Buster: Everyone definitely knows what you're doing to me Buster: They all just heard me for sure Rio: Lucky them Rio: They all wish you were making those noises for them Buster: I'm the lucky one Buster: You're so Rio: You're the best daddy to me, you deserve me making you cum wherever you want and whenever you want Rio: if I was there with you know I'd be giving you head, and I hope people would see so they could see what a good girl I was for you Buster: They'd know what an angel you are Buster: And be so jealous Rio: They should be jealous, you're literally a God, you know that Rio: that's why I'm your angel, you dreamed me up just for you Buster: Baby Rio: Yes, daddy? Buster: I love you Rio: Wait Rio: Say it again and I'm gonna slide him inside me as you do Buster: I really fucking love you Rio: I love you I love you Rio: So much, fuck Buster: Say my name when you say it again Rio: Buster, I love you Rio: you're hitting exactly the right spot deep inside me right now holy fuck Buster: Yeah I am Buster: Tell me how it feels, baby Rio: So god damn good, daddy Rio: You're big, I can't fit you all in yet so I have to be slow and it's so hard Buster: I know Buster: You just want it all, don't you? Buster: You've already been waiting for such a long time Rio: I do, I really do Rio: I want daddy in every hole at once, I'm just a greedy slut Buster: You love it Buster: I'll fuck you every way though, don't worry Rio: I seriously do, I'd addicted to your cock, I can never get enough Buster: Well, I'm not gonna stop until you're completely satisfied Buster: Hold me to it Rio: So good to me Rio: Which hole do you wanna claim first? Buster: Since I don't want you to stop talking like this so I better leave that one until last Rio: You like hearing your baby say such nasty things about what she wants you to do to her and how good you make her feel Rio: Does it make your dick hard, daddy? Buster: I really like it Buster: Look Buster: [Sends pics] Rio: Gimme Rio: I'm gonna look at that whilst fucking this toy into my soaking wet cunt Rio: if I concentrate hard enough I can feel every vein, the slight curve, mm Buster: It's all yours, baby Buster: Take it Rio: Buster, tell me again to take it, take it all, I need it so bad Buster: Stop teasing yourself, Rio and take everything Buster: Do it Rio: You're so deep inside me now Buster: I'm exactly where you need me Buster: I know it Rio: You always know what's best for me Rio: that's why you tell me what to do and I do it Buster: That why you'll keep being a good girl, yeah? Rio: For you? Forever Buster: Then you get to feel like this forever Rio: I'm so lucky Buster: No, you're so worthy Rio: Tell me, I want to cum as you're telling me nice things about me so I believe them Buster: I'm already saying your name like its a prayer right now but I can't wait to get on my knees for you too Buster: You're the most delicious fucking thing I've ever tasted and the nicest thing I've ever felt and the sweetest thing I've ever heard Buster: On top of being the most beautiful girl I've ever seen Buster: You know you make me wanna believe in heaven just so I can tell people that it's you Buster: That I'm already there Rio: I just Rio: You love me as much as I love you and I know that because you show it so plainly that I can't possibly deny it Rio: and I don't want to because it feels so safe and right and good to be loved by you Buster: Don't ever Buster: Not anymore Buster: You're my whole world, you and our baby and however many others we have Rio: I won't Rio: because you're mine too Buster: Good Buster: 'Cause I need you Rio: You've got me, you know you do Rio: in every way it's possible to have a person Buster: Don't leave me, okay Buster: Even when I am a prick like I was earlier Rio: I'm never leaving you Rio: even when I die I'm going to be around annoying you Rio: and you weren't even so seriously, don't think about it now baby Buster: Sorry but you actually have to live forever so Buster: Unless we die at the exact same time Rio: Well, we'll get working on immortality in the morning Rio: suicide pact 'til then Buster: Such a nerd Buster: I believe you could figure it out if you wanted to Rio: No pressure then 😏 Buster: Call it motivation Rio: Fair, I do wanna do anything to keep you safe so Rio: I'll be pondering, babe Buster: I'm emotional now Buster: Which one of us is meant to be hormonal as fuck? Rio: I'm telling you, sympathy pregnancy Rio: I still have some sweets babe, you're okay Buster: 😒 Buster: If I start being sick too, I swear to god Rio: You'll be having more words with your son, yeah? Buster: Too right Buster: I'm not having that Rio: Shh I'm still coming down from that orgasm, you'll set me off again Buster: That's my plan Buster: You gave me the numbers, you're not just getting one, like Rio: Hmm, I knew I shouldn't have told you that Buster: You should tell me everything Buster: Especially that Rio: Okay, then I'll that I'm watching the video I made you back and it's turning me on Rio: which is the most conceited thing I've ever said but damn Buster: It's the hottest thing you've ever said Buster: Send it to me so I've got something to fuck myself to Rio: It looks almost as good as it felt, you can see how much I love it Rio: [Vid] Buster: Jesus Christ Buster: You're actually so talented Buster: Not trying to just focus on how good you are at lighting and angles 'cause priorities but like Buster: It needed to be said Rio: 😂 When you're actually that much of a nerd Rio: but thank you baby, gotta make it look good Buster: I'm thinking of whoever's bound to be watching over my shoulder Buster: Also, focusing on that shit so I don't actually die immediately Buster: You really know how to make me lose it, babe Rio: Be sure to moan out my full handle then, those potential punters, baby Rio: Well, you were being very inspirational Buster: Next tattoo idea for me, really give you that promo Rio: The temptation is so real Rio: You know I'd get your name tattooed on me legit Buster: Fuck Buster: Don't tell me that while I'm listening to this Buster: You'll make me cum right here and now Rio: Oh, you like that, baby? Buster: You know I'd love it Buster: Don't tease me Rio: Who's teasing Rio: Where should I put it? Buster: Somewhere everyone can see it Rio: I'll get it under my crown, how about that? Buster: You mean that Rio: Of course Buster: Then I should get yours too Buster: It's only fair Rio: Do you want to? Rio: 'cos only if you do Buster: I do Buster: Tell me where and when Buster was timed out 6 hours ago Buster joined the chat 6 hours ago Rio: Maybe you could put it on your ribs, like just under your pec on the heart side? Rio: I'd like that Buster: Me too Buster: You just made the perfect noise on this video so I'm trying to be so quiet myself but fuck Rio: Let's see how long you can keep that up 😋 Buster: I'm already struggling 'cause I know I'll be able to get you to recreate it for me when I get home Rio: Better, you'll get to feel it vibrate through us Buster: God Rio: You've got me watching again Buster: Look how fucking gorgeous you are, baby Buster: Both of you Rio: I look good Rio: you make me feel it so much Buster: Tell me again Rio: I look so hot, baby Rio: I can see why it's getting to you Buster: It really is Rio: Yeah? Rio: Are you making yourself feel good? Buster: [Sends own little video clip] Rio: Daddy Rio: You look so good too, fuck Rio: I can't wait 'til you're here so we can look hot together Buster: We should film together then so while I'm doing my next exam you can watch Rio: You wanted the lights set up so Rio: definitely making the most of them Buster: We aren't taking them down any time soon Rio: Oh, yeah? Rio: Works for me 🤤 Buster: Good Buster: I want you to feel like this all the time Rio: Then stay with me forever and I will Buster: These babies aren't gonna make themselves Buster: Doing the world a favour as well as you, babe Rio: Oh, you're doing me a favour now? It's come to that already, is it 😂 Rio: 💔 Buster: Shh Rio: Thought you didn't want me to stop talking like this, babe 😏 Buster: I knew you'd say that Rio: Predictable too Rio: damn, cut me deep Buster: 😏 Buster: This video is anything but predictable, babe Rio: Took me by surprise too Rio: The way you make me cum never gets old Buster: It won't ever, I promise Buster: Not only 'cause we'll have to try all kinds of positions when you get bigger Rio: Very creative 😋 Buster: I don't just thrive under pressure at exam time, like Buster: I know you're gonna be desperate for me, and I've got you Rio: Promise Rio: You won't get weird no matter how huge and pregnant I get, you'll still want me as much as I'm gonna need you Buster: Come on Buster: I'll want you even more than you do me Buster: Be annoying you, like Rio: Impossible Buster: I love you Buster: And I want you Buster: Always Buster: I swear Rio: I trust you Rio: Some blokes get so weird about even touching their missus when they're pregnant, I'd actually die Rio: I'm so needy for you as is nevermind adding these hormones into the mix Buster: I'd die too if you didn't want me to Buster: As much as I love looking at you, it's not enough, ever Rio: We just couldn't be those people Rio: like literally fuck me whilst I'm on the bathroom floor that's how much I still want you I don't care Buster: That's the hottest thing you've ever said to me Buster: Jesus Rio: I just wanna have the nastiest filthy sex with you Rio: do things no other girl has ever let you Buster: I want all of it Buster: Literally everything Rio: I'd let you do anything Rio: you know that Rio: anything your fucked up brain could think up, and I'd make it worse, by making it better Buster: This is why we had no choice but to fall in love with each other Rio: Exactly Rio: How were we meant to just go through life knowing that the other wanted it as bad Rio: even if I had a choice, I'd choose you Rio: over and over Buster: I know Buster: I'd choose you too Buster: And all of this Buster: I don't want it any different Rio: Me either Rio: Though if I'd ever thought having your baby was an option, like Rio: fuck me Rio: I would have made myself cum so hard thinking about that Buster: You didn't think I'd want to or what? Rio: I'm talking about before, when we didn't really talk but I still fucked myself to the thought of you all the damn time Rio: but yeah, I didn't know if that was part of your plan, like Buster: Alright, I'll allow it Buster: My mum was pretty convinced the baby was an accident so clearly I'm not giving out the vibe Rio: It'd be a weird vibe to put out there in general, as an 18-year-old lad, like Buster: Your dad must've had it Buster: I'll ask him to give me some tips or something before we tell everyone, make me sound like I'm not dreading this Buster: 'Cause you know it's gonna be what they all reckon Rio: 😔 Yeah no doubt Rio: just like my Ma, strong-arming you into it casually Rio: at least Nan doesn't shamelessly hate you like she did my Da Buster: A perk of keeping it in the fam for sure Buster: She ain't allowed to hate me Rio: casually switches on you now 😂 Rio: wouldn't put it past her Buster: Don't Buster: 'Cause me either Rio: Nah Rio: Golden boy forever Rio: least you married me first Buster: Good thing you let me Buster: Full offense dad Rio: Your Ma forever about that power move Buster: Seriously Buster: If she didn't hate her own name that much she'd probably have kept him waiting still Rio: Do you reckon? Rio: Like, who was she kidding, really Buster: Herself, the most important person of all, like Rio: Damn, babe Rio: Getting too real Buster: You know she literally made him chase her down when she got pregnant with us, imagine if he hadn't Buster: Behave, mum Rio: I'm way too nice to you, is what I'm learning Rio: also why you're so dramatic Buster: You're learning about my flawed genetics too late, babe Buster: Unlucky Rio: Sorry baby Rio: at least you'll be pretty with it Buster: And confident Buster: Just tell him, whoever he's gonna be, he better stay in there longer than me and Nance did Buster: I'm putting my foot down and my mum is literally still mad at me for showing up at the beginning of her 3rd year Rio: Such a diva Rio: he's got no one to compete with so we should be fine Rio: you just had to be older than me Buster: 'Course I did Buster: Forever gutted Nance is technically older than I am Rio: 😂 She's the alpha Rio: so funny Buster: Shut up Rio: Poor baby Rio: You can dominate me any time, don't worry Buster: So the second I get home then, yeah? Rio: You don't have to ask Rio: just take me Buster: Don't set me off again, the people around me have seen and heard enough Rio: Too bad, people, I haven't Buster: You want me to record the whole thing this time? Rio: Please, daddy, show me everything Rio: I wanna see the people watching you, whilst they pretend so hard that they're not Buster: Okay baby Buster: But I haven't forgotten you're meant to be sleeping Buster: So you better be good if I am Rio: Shh Daddy Rio: I'm a big girl, I can stay up with you Rio: Gotta earn how hard you're gonna punish me somehow 😋 Buster: Oh, it's like that, yeah? Rio: Yeah 😊 I'm being 😈 Rio: but you know you'll wear me out and I'll fall asleep before you get here so you still get to wake me in the special way Buster: You're too much of an angel even when you try too be bad Buster: Giving me exactly what I want all the time Rio: I can't help it, you're just so fuckable, Daddy Rio: I only wanna do the good bad things to you Buster: Tell me what you'd wanna do if you were here with me now Rio: Where exactly are you? Buster: In my seat and on my way to you Buster: Finally Rio: Yay! 😻 Rio: That's easy then. I'd be on the floor between your legs, on my knees under the blanket, and I'd be doing all the hard work for you so you could lay back and enjoy the flight and I wouldn't even stop sucking when the air hostess came to give you your drink Rio: You'd have to remember how to talk to tell her I was in the bathroom but she'd know Buster: I'm glad you've got such a good idea 'cause more specifically, I'm in business class and there are people all around me so we'll have an even more attentive audience than when I was in the airport lounge before Rio: Everyone would see, because I won't stay under the blanket and behave 'cos I have to look you in the eyes when I take you all the way down my throat, so you can see when my eyes roll back 'cos you feel so fucking good on my hot tongue Rio: all those businessmen will be so hard and so jealous of you, baby Buster: Yeah they will 'cause I'm not gonna behave either Buster: I was so quiet and still before but not this time, not now its all recording for you, babe Rio: Be bad Rio: Pull my hair and push my head further down to keep me in place 'cos you know I can take it Rio: and look straight into the camera, I wanna see what they'll all see when you cum for your baby Buster: I know that's how you want it too Buster: You love when I pull your hair Rio: It's exactly how I want it Rio: I want you to be so desperate for me you don't care how rough you are Rio: Use me Buster: I'm there already Buster: I need you so much Buster: I don't ever stop Rio: Good thing I don't either Rio: My tight little pussy is always ready for you to abuse Buster: You're so wet for me right now, aren't you? Rio: So fucking wet, Daddy Rio: It's drooling out of me Rio: the sound my hand is making reminds me of how it sounds like we fuck Rio: Want to see? Buster: I have to Buster: Show me how much cleaning up there is for me to do when I get home Rio: [Pic sucking on fingers] Rio: I wasn't too greedy, there's still lots left for you Buster: Good girl Rio: I want that to be the first thing I hear when you pushing inside me wakes me up Rio: because you can't help it because I feel that good around your big daddy dick Buster: Loud or whispered just for you? Rio: Just for me, all low and raspy and fucking hot Rio: You were trying not to wake your angel, see, but she just feels so good you have to let her know Buster: I can't help practicing right now Buster: It'll be perfect Rio: You're so good, Buster, so fucking good Rio: The whole time you're pounding me, be that close, don't move, I wanna feel your hot breath on my neck and my ear the whole time, as you're grunting how good I am and how much you've missed me Buster: Of course Buster: It'll be just like at the party Buster: I won't move Rio: Just like the party, except you've already put your baby deep inside me Rio: you can rub my belly and my swollen tits from behind the whole time, tell me how much all the changes you've made happen to my body turns you on Buster: Oh fuck Rio: I get to be your really big girl Rio: you've made me a mummy Buster: That's got me so close so fast Buster: I don't even care if this whole plane knows I'm about to cum already Rio: They know how bad I've been teasing you, daddy Rio: give it to me Rio: they know how greedy I am for your cum, they can see this big baby bump Rio: I want you leaking out my tight hole so when you clean up your messy baby you get to taste yourself too Buster: Christ, Rio Rio: Have you cum, baby? Buster: 😳 Rio: Now you're messy too Buster: Look at the state of me [sends pics] Rio: 😩 Fuck Rio: and I bet you made the cutest noises trying to not be as loud as you needed Buster: You tell me Buster: [Sends video as promised] Rio: I'm gonna enjoy this so much Rio: You look so handsome, help Buster: It was so intense Buster: I don't know how you do it to me Rio: I can feel it, and see Rio: You're not bad at this either, you know, damn Buster: Cheers Buster: I'd hope not by now Rio: It's not your job though, so it's still impressive Rio: Maybe you can help me film some time Buster: I'd love to Rio: I love that I can tell what I'd just said to you by how you react Buster: Yeah? Rio: Yeah Rio: You tighten your grip or you go faster or you totally lose it and have to stop to catch your breath Rio: it's the hottest thing I've ever seen Buster: It's all you Rio: It's giving me ideas Buster: Good Buster: You have the best ideas Rio: I think next time I stream, you should be telling me what to do and encouraging me off-screen, kinda how we do here but in person for us Rio: it'd be like your the voice for the audience, I think it'd be really hot for them, obviously it'd be so good for me Buster: You're seriously so smart Rio: 😊 You wanna then? Buster: We should do it soon in case you do decide you wanna take a break from it Buster: Like you said, I think people would be into it Rio: and your voice is so sexy so, bonus for the ladies n gays out there Buster: True Rio: I love you so much Buster: I love you Buster: And I miss you even though we're literally talking Rio: I miss you too, this video is really helping with that Rio: so close now, baby Buster: I hope it's tiring you out 'cause I really can't wait to wake you up later Rio: I'm gonna cum with you at the end of this video, then I'll pass out Rio: I feel it Buster: That's so hot Rio: But I'm ready for you, I put panties on because I want you to have to pull them aside and feel how wet they are when you do Buster: Like I said, you have the best ideas Rio: You inspire me, I always tell you Buster: I'm so glad I married you Rio: Good Rio: I mean, kill me otherwise, like Buster: Seriously, I can't wait to do it again and be able to show everyone how fucking beautiful you look in person Buster: Even if they do have to see me cry, like Rio: Baby Buster: I mean it Rio: I know Rio: You'll make me cry Rio: it was the best day of my life Rio: really Buster: Mine too Buster: I still can't believe we did that sometimes Buster: It feels too perfect to have actually happened, you know Rio: I know Rio: we really just Rio: left Rio: and did exactly what we wanted Rio: and it was perfect Buster: We should do that more often Buster: Starting this summer, like Rio: Definitely Buster: I'll take you anywhere you wanna go Buster: You'll be feeling less sick by then, right? I don't want the plane to make it worse Rio: Yeah it should go with the first trimester, like Rio: unless you're unlucky Buster: Then you'll be fine Buster: Well lucky you are Rio: 🍀 baby Buster: 🍀👑

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Jimmy & Janis

Jimmy: How's it going, mate? Jimmy: Lost the will yet or nah Janis: Honestly Janis: Ain't even got that much shit but everyone's being dead dramatic about it Janis: Obviously I don't want my finger paintings, Ma, fucking hell Janis: how 'bout you? Jimmy: Cute 💕 Jimmy: Reckon I've got less but spending half my time separating my shit from Cass and Bob's Jimmy: How the fuck have they taken over my room? Jimmy: Theirs are bigger like Janis: Such a soft touch, lad Janis: Lucky we're sharing or best believe I'd be bagsying the shit out of the bigger room too 😉 Jimmy: 🎻 Jimmy: You can lay claim to all the drawers, mate Jimmy: Leave me somewhere to hang my hat though Janis: You forgotten which twin you moving in with? Janis: I'll tell Grace to grab her coat, like Janis: Get in, babe Jimmy: Funny Jimmy: I've seen how many pairs of kicks you have, I've made that mental note Jimmy: I've got nowt that needs to be worried about, proper floordrobe in my box room Janis: Awwh, when bae notices things Janis: such a #keeper Janis: Better be sorting that, I'll ask for hangers for a housewarming gift...now that's peak #adulting Jimmy: #goals every day of my life 💕 Jimmy: 😎 Jimmy: Can't we ask for another dog, that'd be peak adulting for you Jimmy: Uping your training game Janis: Trying to break Twix's poor little doggy heart 💔 Janis: You monster, you Jimmy: She's capable of breaking her own Jimmy: Either pining for us or Cass wherever she decides she's gonna sleep Jimmy: 🎻 Janis: Drama 👑 Janis: Takes after you, I reckon Jimmy: I blame her training. Or should I say lack of Janis: 😨 Janis: Friggin' cheek Janis: and you want a puppy? When we've already fucked up our first child? Janis: shocking Jimmy: Only thinking of you, needing that 2nd chance Jimmy: Prove you've still got it, training wise Janis: If I can get you to do your own laundry, we'll call it a victory for me, yeah? 😜 Jimmy: That victory's already mine, proper domesticated me Jimmy: There's something to be said for raising yourself Janis: You'll have to teach me then Janis: Spoilt brat, like Jimmy: Alright 👑 Jimmy: See where Twix gets it from now Janis: Soz we know our worth, babe 💅 Jimmy: I'm not Jimmy: Not looking to be the dickhead that chains you to the sink or owt Janis: Kinky Janis: and good luck, Twix ain't got the dexterity, broken plates all over the shop Janis: and I'd be aiming for your head, like 🏆 Jimmy: Tell it to Mr Lucas before he loses interest now you're 👵 Jimmy: 💪 Bring it on Janis: Being dying to chain me up since day 1 Janis: what do you think the detentions were all about, pervert Jimmy: I wasn't reckoning on him trying to get to me via you for the perfect latte recipe Jimmy: But who can say Jimmy: Got the breath of a bean addict like Janis: 😂 not your usual stalker but think about it Janis: pretty good candidate for the flat whites Jimmy: They do need to make up numbers Jimmy: And he don't seem like a trifler with the application Jimmy: Very committed to hanging around young girls Janis: Yeah, you're devvo your fanbase is dwindling Janis: Certainly one way to get back on everyone's minds and lips, babe Jimmy: Having a cry wank while I pack up me socks Jimmy: Rumbled me Janis: Nasty Janis: leave that one behind, like Janis: nice reminder of you for your Da Jimmy: If you find an odd it isn't your crap laundry skills, mate Janis: Good to know Janis: Can't knock out another one before you go? Janis: Lightweight Jimmy: For you I will Jimmy: You're welcome Janis: 😍 Janis: The romance Jimmy: #goals is my thing so Jimmy: 💐 Janis: Be putting that on the 'gram later then Janis: green with envy or 🤢 Jimmy: Everyone knows your snap is where the good shit goes 😏 Jimmy: Get a story going in every room once we're in, naturally Janis: Shut up 😳 Janis: s'one way to christen it, like Janis: the fans will approve Jimmy: I wouldn't disapprove meself Jimmy: But I'll be #buzzing not to trip over your brother constantly to be honest Jimmy: And not to have Bobby in and out of my bed Jimmy: Privacy like, how and what even is that? 😂 Janis: You clearly loved it Janis: Or he did Janis: either way, get a room 😉 Janis: Its gonna be pure luxury Jimmy: I see you, trying to dump me so you don't have to share the bed Jimmy: Gonna have to get more creative than fobbing me off on your brother, sorry Janis: Nah, you're a pretty good bed mate, to be fair Janis: Snuggly 😘 Jimmy: Only pretty good? Jimmy: Challenge accepted there then Janis: I mean, not saying I've had better Janis: but my last mans was a real 🐻 you know? Jimmy: No need to spur me on to 🏆mate Jimmy: Not with my winning streak Jimmy: 😎💪 Janis: 😏 We'll see Janis: Not leaving your competition at home, Gracie's heart would break, like Jimmy: Thought she'd be used to what a heartbreaker I am by now Janis: Who but me could ever keep up with your games, yeah? 🤷 Jimmy: Running rings round me, you Janis: Huh, a compliment? Janis: Not going to help you with your heavy shit up the stairs like just 'cos you're a 🍭talker Jimmy: I'm not asking. Got your nan coming round in a bit like 😏 Janis: 😂 feeling better with her on side now? Janis: brave, like, having her as your landlady Jimmy: I got no pianos or anvils I'm packing Jimmy: Should be alright Janis: just the 🎻right? Jimmy: Naturally Jimmy: Can't go far without that Janis: Not gotta sing for your supper, like Janis: not promising better than the chipper though Jimmy: Mate in this house that's fancy shit Jimmy: Can take me outta here but Janis: are Cass and Bob gonna come help? Janis: use the term loosely for Bobs but I'm sure I can convince my Da that Cass needs sustenance for all her 💪 Jimmy: They wanna Jimmy: I said they'd be more of a hindrance, especially if they drag Twix along but what can I say, most poorly trained of the lot, they are Janis: I'll whip 'em into shape Janis: Managed you, like Janis: If they got bored they can always go down and play pool and get crisps Jimmy: I give Cass half an hour before she's taking you up on that Jimmy: Over everything she is Jimmy: Fuck knows where she gets that from 😂 Janis: 😏 Right mystery that Janis: Ah to be 15 and have it all figured out, like Jimmy: I don't reckon she does, lad I see her hanging about with Jimmy: Right dickhead he looks Jimmy: Just mates, been there, said that, kid Janis: 👴 Janis: Maybe she's avoided your flair for the dramatic Janis: We can only hope or you're gonna have to be all up on her feed 👀 Jimmy: 🖕 Jimmy: Have a word, will ya Jimmy: Might go in more than one ear you saying it Janis: This what we become already? Janis: Not even in the front door like Janis: Don't let on, the field day the fans would have Jimmy: Dream team, we are Jimmy: On me own I'm just that dickhead Jimmy: Not news to Cass or the fans Janis: You're my dickhead 💞 Jimmy: You're cute 💕 Janis: What can I say? Janis: Prospect of finally getting outta this place and having our own space got me feeling a type of way Jimmy: Cheers to that 🍻 Jimmy: The barn and my car both have their own charms like but Janis: Good times Jimmy: You might be needing them back desperate when it hits what living with me is gonna be like Jimmy: Sure you got me that well trained? Janis: Definitely don't get rid, like Janis: Never know when you'll need to drive off dramatically into the night Jimmy: Or sleep in the backseat when you get mardy enough to kick me out Janis: You know Janis: Living above a pub, may as well act like we're in Eastenders Jimmy: Plot twist, it was Twix framing me all along Jimmy: That bitch Janis: Duff duff duff duff duff Janis: What a cliffhanger Jimmy: Predictable, but we know she is Janis: 😎 Shade Janis: Can't help how irresistible I am Janis: slept with half the square by the end of the month Jimmy: Who am I squaring up to this week 🥊 tune in to find out, lads Janis: Poor babe Janis: When you find out you shoulda been with lovely Lil Mo all along Jimmy: 😂 Jimmy: You come home and I've moved Tam in Jimmy: Thank god for them high ceilings Jimmy: Love story years in the making Janis: 😣 and I'm still gonna hit it 'cos double standards and nah, bitch Janis: take my man, not my flat, how dare you Jimmy: And your 🐶 too Jimmy: Out of order Janis: She's gonna turn up squashed in a car compactor next ep Jimmy: Funny Jimmy: 4 x 4 and she still struggling for that head room Janis: You know that's your type Janis: Typical sketchy photographer, you Jimmy: Shut up Jimmy: Not my fault your sibling rivalry with Gracie included being taller Janis: Likely story Janis: Going some to up your portfolio game tho, lad Jimmy: Go tall or go home Janis: Know I never mastered the artsy fringe but Janis: tah for sticking around still, like Jimmy: You're welcome Janis: Generous to a fault Janis: When you take charity fake dating too far, ladies and gents Jimmy: Fake yeah, Charity nah, babe Janis: Love you Jimmy: If you don't reckon you're beautiful by now I'm gonna have to take more pictures Jimmy: Good thing we've got a blank canvas for a bit Janis: Always wanted to live in a shrine to myself, obvs Janis: I'll have to amateur hour it so peeps know you live here too, like Jimmy: Done Jimmy: Can you? Got that pro status, mate Janis: 👌 I picked up a few tips Janis: you're not totally useless, like Jimmy: Thanks Jimmy: Love you too, like Janis: 💞 Jimmy: Reckon I'm done here Jimmy: Do you want me to come and get you or are we gonna need two trips for the boxes? Janis: Mental you ever unpacked that much tbh Janis: I reckon we can squeeze, no doubt my parents wanna follow like the creepers they are if there's too much anyway Jimmy: Fair Jimmy: and I'm gonna have to go back for Cass and Bob at some point anyway Jimmy: Don't need to be back and forth enough to make my dad think I'll miss the place Janis: Don't reckon even he can pull off that level of purposefully oblivious, like Janis: and don't reckon he wants me to come 'round to say farewell either, not that I EVER set a foot inside, like, nah 😉 Jimmy: Good times Janis: Don't be getting emotional on me now Janis: Look how far we made it, like Janis: 🎻 Jimmy: 😂 Jimmy: I'll be #buzzing if I make it up the stairs with this shit Jimmy: 🚭 lads, who knew it was so bad for you Janis: the ban and the warning labels just flew right over you, like Janis: know you're not that tall but 😏 Jimmy: 😎 Jimmy: Least your warnings worked 😏 Jimmy: Healthy as a 🐎 now like Jimmy: Never seen a horse do stairs is all Janis: is it them you can take up but they won't come down? Janis: or cows, maybe Janis: look, all I'm saying is, don't invite Mia 'round or we'll never be rid Jimmy: Fucked if I know Jimmy: You're the country girl Jimmy: We only have glue up north Jimmy: And burgers Jimmy: No cows Janis: 🙄 Janis: Am not, dickhead Jimmy: Tell it to the veg patch, mate Jimmy: You can move out but there's no leaving all that lot behind Janis: Don't say that Janis: that's the whole fucking point! 😂 Jimmy: You collect all the keys they've got and then we won't give any more out Jimmy: Done Janis: 😍 Janis: now you're talking my language Jimmy: Gotta get you back on side before I'm trapped in a car with you Jimmy: Surrounded by heavy objects Janis: Sensible boy Jimmy: Well trained Jimmy: I'm coming over now Jimmy: 💪 too if you need a hand Janis: Just the one? Janis: Shame 😈 Jimmy: Now you're talking my language Janis: Quicker we unpack the faster they'll all leave Jimmy: Why do you think I'm not bringing much 😏 Janis: Always thinking, my boy Jimmy: Not just a pretty face Janis: Nah Janis: have missed it tho Janis: and not just 'cos I've been staring at boxes for the past few hours Jimmy: Awh 💕 Jimmy: You'll be sick of it soon enough like Janis: Threat or a promise? Jimmy: We'll see Janis: Tease Jimmy: First time you've ever complained though Jimmy: Bit late Janis: Fickle like that Janis: but you knew that too so Jimmy: Nobody can say I didn't know what I was getting into Jimmy: Couldn't even play fake nice, you Janis: You loved it Jimmy: Yep Janis: Thank fuck Janis: Plan B where I had to join the flat whites woulda been rough stuff, like Jimmy: You'd have loved it Janis: Clearly, all I ever want from life is spending more time with my sister Jimmy: 😂 Jimmy: Gonna move her in instead of me then? Jimmy: I'll turn this car around Janis: Hell no Janis: not been able to share a room for years Janis: nevermind a bed, as much as the pervs would love that Jimmy: Think of the 'gram Jimmy: Have I taught you nowt Janis: Don't even fucking suggest it Janis: the idea of that makes likes would defs go to her head Jimmy: I'm here now so feel free to shut me up Janis: 💪 Janis: Coming

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Buster & Rio

Buster: I thought I saw her out last night. It wasn't Buster: I don't know how you stand it though Rio: I don't Rio: I've gone totally insane Rio: Thinking maybe that's what she was after, not enough to come back though Buster: Yeah. Maybe Buster: It's fucked Rio: That it is Rio: Enjoy the wild ride whilst you're here, like Buster: You could come back with me Buster: If you want Rio: No, I have to look after the others, don't I Buster: But who's looking after you, babe? Rio: Who better than me? Rio: Tons of practice, like Rio: Even if self-care ain't a priority Buster: Yeah Buster: Offer stands though Rio: Thanks Rio: Make a habit of it, your Mum and Dad will start charging me rent Buster: Nah they don't need any more cash Buster: insufferable already like Rio: That ain't the attitude, rich boy, never enough, like Buster: You don't have to tell me Buster: Just working on being funny for you, babe Rio: Would you like me to like and say you're improving? Buster: Nah Buster: Don't lie to me Rio: Nothing but truth bombs dropping from these lips Rio: On it Buster: Good Buster: How are you then? Rio: Sneaky Rio: Pretty shitty but getting used to it so, not as shitty as it was, I guess Rio: How about you? Buster: You looked anything but at Nance's thing, if that helps Buster: Yeah same Rio: Good to know I can still turn out a look Rio: Pretty fucked moneywise if I can't Rio: How long is it now, 'til she bursts? Buster: 4 months Rio: Over halfway there Rio: Well done on not totally losing your shit Buster: Cheers Buster: I reckon I have but don't spread that around, yeah? Rio: I'd sooner slate her still Rio: Don't worry Buster: I'm here for that any time Rio: Well, she posts every five fucking minutes so I've got plenty of material Buster: More like 2 minutes, ain't it? Buster: Fuck's sake Rio: The world needs to know Rio: Bless her Buster: I'd rather curse her but whatever Buster: If your sister could have a word like Rio: I think her witchcraft is pretty white (funny, I know) but I'll ask if she's willing to dabble in a bit of black Rio: Help the cause, like Buster: Could always bless my kid so it doesn't turn out like her. I'd take that Rio: Definitely more her speed Rio: At least it'll be cute regardless Buster: There you go admitting how hot I am again Rio: Maybe I really rate Chlo, thank you very much Buster: Well she's single if you wanna have a crack Rio: Yeah? Rio: I think she'd rather I was dead in a ditch but probably just playing hard to get, right? Buster: Yeah. There's a thin line, don't they reckon? Rio: 'They' might be engaging in some wishful thinking, I reckon Buster: Who wouldn't wanna think about you and Chlo lezzing off, I mean, come on Buster: Give the people what they want Rio: You're such a child Rio: A gross one at that Buster: I never said me Buster: If you want me to watch that's on you, in your head Rio: Shut up Rio: No one else is harbouring kinky fantasies about us both Rio: Unless that mate of yours has previous with baby mama too, like Buster: Probably does Buster: She's done a few rounds Rio: Not gonna shade a girl for weighing up her options Rio: not when there's other more valid reasons aplenty Buster: I don't harbour anything but hostility for her, just FYI Rio: Valid Rio: I'm not seeing the appeal myself Buster: Nance had a crush on her once, I reckon Buster: If she'd only sealed the deal I wouldn't be here Rio: Put aside her homophobia I'm sure it could've been a beautiful thing Buster: Yeah Rio: You and Nance talking a bit more now? Buster: I'm trying and I know she is too like Buster: Fuck it Rio: I'm glad Rio: It'll get there Rio: Was surprised to see you Rio: Nice surprise Buster: Yeah? Buster: I reckoned you'd want a warning but it was a last minute decision Rio: Nah, don't need to worry about me Rio: Bit awkward obviously but Nance really appreciated it, I could tell Buster: I know but Buster: Too awkward or do you wanna see me again, before I go? Rio: It was only awkward 'cos everyone else was there Rio: Can't tell a lie, remember? Rio: We could go for a drink or something Rio: if you wanna Buster: You know I do Rio: I dunno, things change Rio: Been a while Buster: Too long, if I'm not lying either Rio: I'd rather you didn't Rio: Had enough of your bullshit to last a lifetime, boy Buster: Of me too? Rio: Never Buster: Good Rio: Is it gonna be different when you're a Da? Buster: Why would it? Rio: 'Cos we won't be able to see each other like that Rio: You'll have responsibilities and shit Buster: You can see me whenever Buster: Just say Rio: Never mind Rio: I'm just overthinking things Buster: I can't blame you Buster: but seriously Buster: I can't stop thinking about you. That's the truth Rio: That's what I mean Rio: You gotta focus on more important things Rio: Your baby, School, all that real stuff Buster: You're real Buster: How you looked the other day was too fucking real Rio: It's just a game though isn't it Buster: What does that matter? Rio: Gotta stop playing at some point Rio: Gotta pick a winner and a loser Buster: Why? Rio: 'Cos that's how it works Buster: It works for us. However we want Rio: Stubborn Buster: Do you wanna stop? Rio: Not the point Buster: That's not an answer Rio: Not allowed to lie Buster: Then don't Buster: Tell me Rio: I don't want to stop Rio: Obviously Buster: So there's no problem Rio: Its that simple, is it? Buster: If can be Rio: I'm just saying Rio: I don't know what I'm saying Rio: But it's easy to hide shit from the world when we're avoiding them all, its gonna be a lot harder when you can't Rio: Are you sure you're up for that aggro? Buster: I'm a pro at hiding Buster: Ask Chlo Rio: As much as I don't doubt you're her fave topic of conversation Rio: I'm alright Buster: Look, I don't know what's gonna happen when the kid's here, yeah? Buster: but there's 4 months to go, remember Rio: I know Rio: I told you I was overthinking Rio: Just it has been a while Rio: Thought I'd be over it by now Rio: No offence, like Buster: Some taken Rio: Come on Rio: Not like we're playing for keeps here Rio: Maybe if we just fuck properly it'll get it out of our system for good? Buster: Worth a shot, like Buster: I'm going home tomorrow Rio: Oh Rio: When you wanna meet up then, right now? Buster: You got something else you'd rather do? Rio: No Rio: Just sooner than I thought Rio: Barely got over the last time, like Buster: We don't have to Rio: Are you angry at me? Buster: It sounds like a no, that's all Rio: I'm not ready Rio: to you know Rio: I don't know why I said it, except I'm being honest and I'm a bit drunk Buster: What's changed, except you're being honest and you're a bit drunk Rio: 'Cos I don't think its going to change anything Rio: fucking Rio: and I don't wanna do it just because I'm trying to prove a theory Rio: but now I said it so that's gonna be in your head Buster: Why do you wanna then? Buster: You said yourself we're not playing for keeps so what does it matter if it's to prove something or whatever else Rio: I want it to be like that night Rio: I wanted you so bad Buster: I can get you some coke Rio: That's not what I mean, don't purposefully misunderstand Buster: What you mean is you don't want me anymore, I understand loud and clear Buster: It's been too long, yeah? Whatever Rio: I knew I'd ruined it Rio: and I knew you were angry Rio: Forget about it Buster: Like I said, whatever Buster: If there's someone else you can tell me that too, it's fine Rio: Oh, there isn't Rio: I haven't got the space in my head to think about anything fucking else Rio: between you and my fucking sister and all that shit that happened there, all that shit I did Buster: You didn't do anything wrong Buster: With me or him Rio: If that were true Rio: Well Rio: Lots of things would be different, wouldn't they Buster: It's not your fault that he's a fucking pervert, Rio Rio: I'm 18, I'm not a kid Buster: He's known you since you were Rio: Yeah well, didn't stop me did it? Rio: He didn't just pounce on me outta nowhere Rio: You know that Buster: I know that you didn't want that Buster: Him Rio: I didn't think he would Rio: I didn't really mean it Rio: I'm so stupid Buster: I know, babe Buster: You're not stupid, he's fucked Rio: But I was part of it Rio: part of the reason Edie's gone Buster: No Buster: He's your best friend's dad. Your fucking sister's Buster: He shouldn't have gone near you Rio: Doesn't matter to her though Rio: He's never cared about her Rio: I'm the one who betrayed her Buster: It does and it will. She'll figure it out Buster: She just needs time. Her head's fucked Rio: Join the club, yeah? Buster: Yeah Buster: I'd run if I could. Ain't happening though Rio: You're better than him Buster: So are you Rio: Promise? Buster: Yeah. You are Buster: I could swear that on my kid's head when it comes out if you want Rio: No, don't do that Rio: I'm not up for using your kid as a betting chip Rio: Especially with the odds stacked against me, like Rio: I know me Buster: I know you too Buster: But cheers, don't really fancy being at the business end of Chlo sober like Rio: Eww Rio: You're terrible Buster: You love it Rio: Maybe Rio: How awkward though, if you make a baby, it should be from really great sex, shouldn't it? Rio: No way to start the poor kid off Buster: Not a question I wanna ask the rents about how me and Nance came about Rio: We all know the answer Rio: 10 kids, its not a question if mine were loving it Buster: Shut up Buster: You were the first though, could've been crap Rio: How dare you suggest such a thing Rio: Offended Buster: Just saying Buster: They were what? 15? Buster: Talk about stacked odds Rio: Ummm well, your parents have been with each other forever so how much experience have they racked up elsewhere before, hmm? Rio: Neither of mine were such saints Buster: Again, no desire to ask Rio: Aww, are you embarrassed? Buster: Fuck off Buster: Just 'cause you're a filthy perv like Rio: Guilty Rio: I'll ask 'em don't worry Buster: Please don't let me know Rio: Fine, fine Rio: Boring Buster: You wish, babe Rio: Yeah, would be easier to ignore Buster: Instead you couldn't ignore me if you tried Buster: Unlucky Rio: Sorry, did you say something? Rio: Hahah Buster: You want me to come whisper it in your ear, make sure you've heard Buster: See how you do then Rio: Do it Rio: You'd break first Buster: I won't Rio: We'll see Buster: Tell me where you are and we will see, yeah Rio: You can't come here Rio: Where do you wanna go Buster: I don't care Buster: Wait Buster: How drunk are you? Rio: I can't drive, if that's what you're suggesting Rio: Put some effort in, McKenna Buster: That's not what I meant Buster: I don't wanna see you tonight if you won't remember it tomorrow Rio: Film it for me Buster: Great idea that'd be Buster: Your brother would watch it, film nerd he is Rio: Don't be so disgusting, he's a baby! Rio: Your eyes only silly Buster: Exactly my point Buster: We can't be that stupid Rio: You've not gotta upload it Rio: ain't my first rodeo cowboy Rio: but fine Buster: Fuck Buster: I know you're joking but still Buster: Trying to kill me Rio: Am I? Rio: Never know now Buster: Rio Buster: stop playing Rio: Don't wanna Buster: You're such a fucking tease Rio: Yeah Rio: So are you Buster: You're worse Rio: You mean I win? Buster: Doesn't feel much like I'm losing Rio: I'm just that good Buster: Says you Rio: I offered you the chance to come find out for yourself Buster: But you also said you weren't ready for me to Buster: Which is it? Rio: I've changed my mind Rio: you've made me horny Rio: but you're too much of a gentleman, I know Buster: You're drunk, babe Buster: I really fucking want to, believe me but Rio: Its alright Rio: I know Buster: Remember when you said, not like this, I'm calling mine in Buster: Where are you though? I don't think you should be on your own just chilling like Rio: Understood Rio: Although we did have phone sex so I demand at least some pictures, thank you Rio: Its alright, I'm with Indie at their flat, s'why you can't come over Buster: Okay Buster: I can call you when she's asleep. Doesn't matter how late it is Rio: Okay Rio: You're nice, you know that Buster: Fuck off Buster: It don't count if I'm only nice to you Buster: And you know I want something Rio: It's okay, I won't tell Buster: Not allowed to lie, yeah? Gotta keep your word now Rio: Don't worry, only wanna sing your praises to you Rio: You're just the same old prick you always were with everyone else Buster: Yeah Buster: I can tell you this 'cause I know you won't remember and no fucker ever re-reads these Buster: I really miss you Rio: Wish I would remember Rio: Shame Rio: Miss you too Buster: Maybe soon I'll get to tell you again Buster: Since you can't ever ignore me like Rio: I don't wanna Rio: That's why Buster: I know Buster: and I don't want you to Rio: What do you want from me? Buster: You already know that Rio: But are you gonna not want me once you had it Rio: is it just to say you did, the conquest or whatever the fuck Buster: How could I not? Buster: I want you so bad Buster: You're so fucking sexy, yeah? Like perfect. It's bullshit Rio: So are you Rio: How are you real Buster: Most of the time I ain't Buster: But you already know that too Rio: Yeah Rio: but I see you Buster: Even when I don't want you to, yeah Rio: Sorry Buster: Don't be Buster: Someone should. I ain't mad it's you Rio: I don't hate it either Rio: Are we fucked up? Buster: I am, but not 'cause of this Rio: That's how I feel too Rio: So we must be right Rio: or both equally delusional Buster: I'll take either Rio: I like you Buster: I know Buster: You're not bad yourself, babe Buster: I don't wanna go home tomorrow. Fuck's sake Rio: Do you have to Rio: I picked a bad night to get fucked up Buster: No such thing Buster: But Chlo is cracking the whip, so no, but also yeah Rio: S'okay Rio: 'Til next time, McKenna Buster: There will be one, yeah? Rio: I hope so Rio: I can't wait much longer Buster: I know the feeling Buster: I will see you around, Cavante Rio: You owe me Rio: Remember Buster: Can't forget. Won't either

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Ali & Caleb

Ali: Do we know when Carly's funeral is going to be yet? Ali: I need to come back but I don't want to pester her parents...I sent a message but no response Caleb: I did too and got nothing either Caleb: I'm feeling they dont want us to be knowing Ali: Think so too Ali: Which is rich considering Ali: Trying to be understanding but where have they been Ali: I know I was away too but Caleb: you kept in touch Caleb: they haven't met their grandchild yet, have they? That's their vibe Caleb: imma leave them in peace but its not cool Ali: everything is so fucked Ali: how did this happen Caleb: never seen my mum madder Caleb: she's not praying for them saving 'em up for indie & drew Caleb: you gotta make sure you handle your own goodbye Ali: Can't blame her Ali: thank God she and Meena were there or they could both be gone Ali: What the hell is going to happen now Ali: Yeah, I'll have to, I don't think we're getting in to the real funeral but, it won't be her anyway Ali: they don't know her Caleb: I wish I had been, caught my mum crying hard later & that was before all this Caleb: she's down to take her in but I dunno if he'll allow it Caleb: Carly's parents could take her still its mad here rn Ali: I owe her big time, I didn't know what else to do, she wouldn't go to Hospital so I can't be sorry I did it but I am sorry for the fucking trauma of it all Ali: In a way, that might be better for her, but then...they've not done a good job with Carly, have they? Would they let history repeat itself Ali: but Drew, fuck Caleb: it's all good, like nah, but as far as my mum goes Caleb: you did the right thing Caleb: I dunno man they might be feeling like they're getting a second chance with her but will it be? Caleb: you heard from him? Caleb: im blocked Ali: Thanks, I'm doubting everything I did and said now Ali: but I really tried Ali: I truly don't know what's for the best but it will have to be worked out Ali: Poor baby Ali: No, not since this whole...mess Ali: I think he genuinely feels guilt for this one Caleb: You handled shit better than I could. Better than most I think Caleb: Estou orgulhoso de ti, querida. Caleb: yeah my heart's breaking to look at her Caleb: He won't let me help him & truth be that I don't even know where to start Caleb: No idea what he wants, you know Caleb: could be what the kid needs but as easy could not be Ali: You're too nice for your own good Ali: He probably feels like he doesn't deserve it, and rightly so frankly but not going to spite Indie just to prove a point Ali: She's so innocent Ali: Oh God Ali: I'd do it myself but the social would never sign off on that Ali: who am I, like Ali: She's got family Caleb: I ain't feeling it. I'm raging Caleb: I get that I don't get to speak on it, and he's hurting so I'm not going there but I dunno how he could let her go like that Caleb: With the bab there Caleb: Shit's beyond fucked Caleb: We could try. You were Carly's family Caleb: She'd want you looking out for indie Ali: I don't know Ali: It was hard to know how to help her Ali: but he didn't even try Ali: well, from what we can see from our outside perspective Ali: she seemed to think he did but Ali: I don't fucking know Ali: It really is, thank God Indie won't remember any of this Ali: Drew will have to, and that's his punishment Ali: I asked Mum, its pretty much a no go, if she got put in the system, if none of them claimed her, then maybe, but not whilst I'm at Uni and away and I already have too many kids to deal with by standards Ali: especially for a single parent, they wouldn't favour me over a nice, older well-off couple with everything to give Caleb: She wanted to bounce so says my mum, he shoulda let her do what she needed to do, she had to be in shock having her way it went Caleb: gotta keep your babies safe they're defenseless Caleb: anything could've happened them playing at family how they did Caleb: Filho da mãe! Caleb: Okay but hear me out...what if we went at this together? Caleb: You still got your ring, you're still my missus, legal or nah Caleb: se você me tiver eu estou disposto Ali: She did, she had, she told me where she was Ali: I just think its too easy to think over all this now Ali: its plausible he was trying to keep her safe by bringing her back, its not out there Ali: arguably was safer who knows where she would've ended up Ali: its happened regardless of all the what-ifs and woulda coulda shoulda Ali: better focusing on what we can all do now, Drew included Ali: See, too nice Ali: Of course I do Ali: I still don't think it'll happen but of course we can try Ali: if it comes to that Caleb: True Caleb: He was outta his depth, feeling like he could get Carly to turn it all around, let his kid have the ma he never Caleb: It's sad man Caleb: Good Caleb: We can't worry on that yet but I've been stressing over you out there on your own Caleb: Can I hit you with another idea? Ali: Yeah, exactly Ali: Very fucking sad Ali: Oh, I'm fine, like, not right now but, you know Ali: Go for it Caleb: Try not to get vexed at me for sneaking but it's been a while Caleb: I've been hitting up job offers round you and they've said yeah to some part time things Caleb: I wanna come out, help with the kids more than ever now Caleb: What you think? Ali: You're serious? Ali: I think its the best news I've had in a long while Ali: Well done you! Caleb: what happened got me thinking Caleb: and its the only thing that makes sense Caleb: us all together, you feel me? Caleb: It won't be easy but neither is this rn Ali: I've been feeling the same Ali: but I was too scared to put it out there Ali: Family should be all that matters Ali: the rest is just bullshit to deal with Ali: the kids are going to be so excited when are you coming Caleb: my bad for leaving you hanging this long but I didn't wanna mess you around, not only with the job, you know Caleb: but my heart's sure Caleb: I dunno what I'd do if shit happened to you, cos you're my baby mama yeah, but cos you're you too Caleb: I still feel the same, not trying to change it these days Caleb: Gotta help Gus get my cuz ready to do my thing but won't take no time Ali: Not at all, it had to be right Ali: It would be all the more painful and wrong if you came and we couldn't make it work Ali: I love you Caleb: I love you too Caleb: You've been all on my mind since I last saw you and thats how I want it Ali: Wait Ali: before you commit fully I have something to tell you Ali: might change your mind, I don't know so you need to know now before Caleb: You can tell me Caleb: I'm listening Ali: [Sends bump pic] Ali: About 5/6 months Ali: Your Bday, Christmas, remember? Ali: I didn't say because Ali: Last time Ali: I've not told anyone else though, no one Caleb: Shit man! You been dealing on your own Caleb: That's so rough, Ali Caleb: You should've said, hit up your fam if not me Caleb: I get not wanting to say it but I gotta ask, was there anyone else on the scene? Caleb: I know what I think but I need to hear it Ali: It was worst for you but Ali: it wasn't exactly easy to tell them Ali: I know they were all disappointed or disgusted or whatever else valid feelings but it wasn't fun Ali: No, no one else Caleb: We gotta tell them Caleb: Mine too Caleb: What's the story? What's the doctor said? Are you both good? Ali: Yeah, my blood pressure's a bit high but to be expected, I told him I ain't got no time to chill Ali: are you happy? Ali: do you think anyone will be? or have i had one too many to soon to get the congrats now Caleb: I'm gonna make time for you to chill Caleb: Swear down Caleb: Eu nunca estive mais feliz Caleb: And they'll be happy for us too. Trust Ali: That would be nice Ali: don't think I've stopped since I came here Ali: If they aren't, they aren't Ali: Its coming, like Caleb: I'll rush through what I gotta do here, be with you sooner Caleb: More I can do to take care of the bubs the more you can have that you time Caleb: I'm not slipping on you or this baby, you're gonna be all good Caleb: Gus'll throw us a party, he misses you like I do Ali: You don't need to do that, tho no shade to your cuz but some talent you just can't teach Ali: #natural Ali: I miss him too, I miss everyone Ali: Oh shit Ali: Has anyone told Ro? Did she even know Carly was pregnant Ali: We've not spoken much, I've tried to give her space, let her live her Uni dreams Ali: Fuck Caleb: You don't need to hype me but I'll allow it Caleb: yeah no lie I'm a bit scared about heading over gotta be done for my culinary arts tho like, keep the restaurant game fresh for my fam Caleb: Oh damn! Meena maybe? I dunno Caleb: She swerves me & everything happened fast Ali: You're gonna love it Ali: I've found so many amazing places already, I can't wait to show you Ali: Even Junie's trying new things Ali: I'll have to ask her, God I hope so Ali: If not, oddly maybe it'll be best coming from me? Seems wrong but Ali: she knows I was friends with Carly Caleb: That's my boy 💪💚 Caleb: I'm excited too, trust Caleb: yeah we all felt the love Caleb: Hope she didn't hear it from the wrong peeps but it'll be what it is Ali: I dread to think how fast the rumour mill be spinning Ali: Wankers Caleb: Least she got that distance Caleb: You're the furthest and closest Caleb: I hate that it's gotta be this way for you Ali: I'm just glad I got to know her Ali: I was lucky enough, none of them were so Ali: say what they like, they did when she was alive, like Caleb: I should've known her better Caleb: I knew what Drew was doing Ali: We all did Ali: what could we have done? stop him? stop her? Ali: they both made choices, even if they were poor ones, or made not in their best state and mind Caleb: True Caleb: I let him make a lot of bad choices, shit went on too long Caleb: It's not on me to pull him back anymore I got focus elsewhere Ali: You can't blame yourself for him Ali: its his to shoulder Ali: yeah, a lot of bad shit happened to him but, he's made a lot of it happen since Ali: not his excuse of a Ma Ali: she's not been around for a long time Ali: Meena still manages to be good and do the right thing, y'know? Caleb: Exactly Caleb: He's grown now and he needs to act it more than he's been Caleb: There are two kids in this Caleb: Behaving like her isn't what he wants but we can't do the changing for him Caleb: It wasn't on Carly to help me out with that either Ali: Right, though, clearly he won't acknowledge Edie unless I'm dead Ali: Fucked up thing to say but more fucked up that its real Ali: I know Ali: but she loved him, she wanted to Ali: he shoulda treated her so much better, she gave him everything she had and for what? Caleb: over my dead body would he mess that kids head and life up if you weren't here Caleb: it's not right Caleb: I don't feel I know him nowadays Ali: I know Ali: you're a better Dad to her than he could ever be Ali: just the truth Ali: I know Ali: its a shame but you and your fam have done all you can for him Ali: can only wait and see what he does now Caleb: I'd adopt her but I'm hoping against hope he'll wanna be her dad Caleb: But if not now when like? Caleb: Now he's got to take care of Indie alone that's the excuse he needs Caleb: shit man Caleb: he doesn't deserve either of those girls Ali: She'll know Ali: we don't need a piece of paper to make it official Ali: she feels the 💚 Ali: No matter what happens, we have to look after Indie too, okay? Ali: Make sure she's good Ali: Promise Caleb: I promise you Caleb: nothing's gonna happen to any of these kids on my watch Caleb: she'll feel the love too, all we've got Caleb: 5 babies or 15, gonna keep my word Ali: Same Ali: we're not doing a bad job, are we? Ali: I don't want to prove everyone right Caleb: We've been slipping but it'll be all good when we're together again Caleb: Better with you than without Caleb: And we've always done the bubs right no matter what Ali: Yeah Ali: You're right Ali: haters got me trippin' Ali: don't tell Caleb: I'll pick you up on the quiet Caleb: when you going to the doctors again? I'll time my trip so I can be with Ali: its not 'til next month Ali: so that should actually work out reasonably well? Caleb: Fated Ali: if not its only a checkup so its chill Ali: but we can aim for it Caleb: Sooner the better for me Caleb: Don't tell the kids I wanna show up and see them lose their shit like on the vids Ali: That will be too cute for words Caleb: forreal Caleb: Imma try and get Junie on the songs cos I got my girls to help me Caleb: he's already a chatterbox we halfway to it Ali: they've learnt this Malay nursery rhyme Ali: its sick, they're so good at it Ali: I'll let them show you when you come Caleb: they can teach me Caleb: gimme a leg up Ali: Yeah, and Mandarin Ali: like, you'd get along fine with English but its so much more fun and just respectful to try Ali: I want them to learn as much as they can whilst we're here Ali: and wherever else we end up Caleb: I feel that Caleb: I got an app on my phone but with everything that's been going down I haven't tried Caleb: Sampled some fusion cooking tho which'll be sick now I've got more peeps to get stuck into eating it Caleb: Getting a belly here Ali: 😍 Ali: oh I've missed you Caleb: won't have to for much longer 💚 Caleb: i'll be counting down them training days honest Ali: speaking of Ali: gotta run Ali: got class in an hour and best believe i need all this time to get those kids out the door Caleb: oh I be knowing Caleb: go get your genius on Ali: talk soon ✌ Ali: love you Caleb: te amo 💚💙💜