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fk12b · 7 years ago

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Some more request prompts

So… if you need any ideas for your requests, here you’ve got some more dialogue prompts:

1 - “That’s starting to get annoying”

2 - “Who’s the lucky one?”

3 - “Who’s the unfortunate?”

4 - “Hey, hey, clam down. They can’t hurt you anymore?”

5 - “You can’t just sit there all day!”

6 - “People come into your life for a reason, and so did she/he. You might never figure out what that reason is, but you got the chance to know her/him. Doesn’t that mean something?”

7 - “You little shit!”

8 - “That was weird”

9 - “Missed me?”

10 - “At least she’s/he’s happy to see me”

11 - “I’m to sober for this”

12 - “I’m not here to make friends”

13 - “She/He said shut up to me”

14 - “Not a good sign”

15 - “I need a place to stay”

16 - “Well, that’s tragic”

17 - “You seriously are like a man-child”

18 - “Why do you always have to be such an asshole?”

19 - “If you’re going to keep running your mouth like that, I can think of a few ways to make you shut up”

20 - “Is there any reason as to why you’re getting drunk on a tuesday afternoon?”

21 - “I just don’t wan’t to think for a while”

22 - “You can’t banish me! This is my bed too!”

23 - “Say it again”

24 - “Don’t lie to me”

25 - “I’m sick of being treated like this”

26 - “The ladies love a guy who’s good with kids”

27 - “I didn’t mean like that, and you know it!”

28 - “So this is it!”

29 - “I don’t want to go to bed angry”

30 - “I’m pretty good at providing distractions”

31 - “Don’t touch me”

32 - “Dear Diary...”

33 - “Just sit down and let me take care of you”

34 - “Is that... blood?”

35 - “I’m not saying I want a threesome, but I wouldn’t be opposed to it”

36 - “I just want you to help you relax”

37 - “She’s hiding behind the sofa”

38 - “Does that line ever work”

39 - “You’re the best I’ve ever had”

40 - “Does that feel good?”

41 - “Jealousy isn’t cute on you”

42 - “Don’t call me ‘princess’, asshole”

43 - “I lost our baby”

44 - “I lost our kid”

45 - “They’re so cute when they’re asleep”

46 - “Is that all you’ve got?”

47 - “Is that my shirt?”

48 - “Tell me this is a dream”

49 - “I’d kill for a coffee... literally”

50 - “Let’s keep this between the two of us”

51 - “It’s okay, I’m here”

52 - “I’m not that flexible!”

53 - “You’re getting crumbs all over my bed”

54 - “You don’t scare me”

55 - “What if I say no!”

56 - “Get out!”

57 - “DON’T LOOK!”

58 - “Good thing I didn’t ask for your opinion”

59 - “I’ll take the couch”

60 - “Would you stop that?”

61 - “Take my hand”

62 - “What’s the matter, sweetie?”

63 - “So... you think I’m hot?”

64 - “Let’s run. Together”

65 - “What are you doing?”

66 - “You’re Satan”

67 - “You’re Lucifer”

68 - “Hiding”

69 - “Tell me a secret”

70 - “Did I just say that?”

71 - “I don’t want to hear your excuse. You can’t just give me wet-willies”

72 - “Stand behind me”

73 - “Do you know any jokes?”

74 - “I’m bulletproof... but please, don’t shoot me”

75 - “Did you just hiss at me?”

76 - “Are you hungry?”

77 - “Do you really need all that candy?”

78 - “Honestly bae, I don’t give a fuck”

79 - “Sorry I woke you up”

80 - “Did I interrupt something”

81 - “You have pretty hands”

82 - “It’s six o’clock in the morning! You’re not having vodka!”

83 - “I swear, I’m not crazy!!!”

84 - “Do I even wanna know?!”

85 - “Hey just be cool”

86 - “I got you, It’s okay. It’s okay”

87 - “The diamond in your engagement ring is fake”

88 - “How is my wife more badass than me?”

89 - “Be you. No one else can”

90 - “No regrets”

91 - “Sing to me”

92 - “What’s my prize”

93 - “You’re so cute!!!”

94 - “How drunk was I?”

95 - “I’m trying okay”

95 - “I’ll kill you”

97 - “I haven’t slept in ages”

98 - “And then you laughed”

99 - “I need someone to hear me”

100 - “I locked the keys in the car”

101 - “I was having a nightmare”

102 - “I didn’t know where to go”

103 - “Are you sure that’s the decision you want to make?”

104 - “You work for me. You are my slave”

105 - “I know this song”

106 - “OH MY GOOD YOUR EYES!!!”

107 - “Why didn’t you ask me instead”

108 - “It’s about to rain, get inside”

109 - “Take your medicine”

110 - “We can leave, you know?”

111 - “Take me home... please?”

112 - “So... friends?”

113 - “The kids, they ambushed me”

114 - “They’re monster”

115 - “Welcome to fatherhood”

116 - “How could you forget your son’s birthday?!”

117 - “I’m his/her best friend”

118 - “Why can’t you appreciate my sense of humor?”

119 - “I’m trying, okay?”

120 - “It’s your turn to make dinner”

121 - “You have a picture of me? On your fridge?”

122 - “Breathe, okay? Just breathe”

123 - “But I don’t want to leave”

124 - “Sorry isn’t going to help when I kick your ass!!!”

125 - “You look... okay... I MEAN...”

126 - “I knew I’d found you here”

127 - “Stop being so cute”

128 - "All I needed was my friend”

129 - “I feel like I can’t breathe”

130 - “You need to see a doctor”

131 - “You’re getting vasectomy. That’s final”

132 - “It was a joke, baby, I swear”

133 - “I like your new place”

134 - “I’m not lying”

135 - “... how did you know?”

136 - “Dogs don’t wear clothes!”

137 - “It looks like Cruella DeVile drenched in blood”

138 - “I’ll just burn”

139 - “You can only suffer through my whinning for so long, until you get up and make me a sandwitch”

140 - “I didn’t think you could get any less romantic”

141 - “... Kay, have fun that”

142 - “That’s a problem”

143 - “Safety first, what are you? FIVE?”

144 - “I’M ABOUT TO GO SAMURAI JACK ON YOUR ASS!”

145 - “I can’t do that”

146 - “This is girl talk, so leave”

147 - “Are you a clogged artery couse you just made my heart stop”

148 - “Are you insulting me or did you just use the worst pick up line in the world?”

149 - “Tickle tickle, lemon squeezy!”

150 - “Where am I going? Crazy. Wanna come?”

152 - “WHY ARE YOU SO STUBBORN??!!”

153 - “I had a bad dream again”

154 - “Dude, why does it always smell like regret down here?”

155 - “Put those Cheetos away. You will atract humans like seagulls to a hotdog”

156 - They’re not your kids, back the fuck off“”

157 - “You’re not going to starve yourself on thanksgiving”

158 - “The store ran out of Easter eggs”

159 - “Have I mentioned, I fucking hate halloween”

160 - “It’s christmas, don’t be mad at me”

161 - “You’re a nerd”

162 - “I’m late”

163 - “Just get home as soon as possible, okay?”

164 - “You smell like a wet dog”

165 - “Are you going to talk to me?”

166 - “I could punch you right now”

167 - “Welcome back. Now fucking help me”

168 - “If you can’t sleep... we could have sex?”

169 - “STOP INTERRUPTING ME!”

170 - “You’re not insterested, are you?”

171 - “Tell me you need me”

172 - “Oh honey, I’d never be jealous of you”

173 - “Flea markets don’t carry fleas, you know?”

174 - “Here, take my blanket”

175 - “I don’t want you to stop”

176 - “How could I ever forget about you?”

177 - “Fine, don’t say anything and make me worry”

178 - “Stay awake”

179 - “I’m not buying IKEA furniture again”

180 - “You’re bleedig all over my carpet”

181 - “Run for it!”

182 - “Run for your life!”

183 - “We need to talk”

184 - “Not everyone is out to get you. Stop thinking that, it’s annoying”

185 - “I want a pet”

186 - “Just smile, I really need to see your smile right now”

187 - “I’m not going to be sympathetic until you go to a doctor”

188 - “Does he know about the baby?”

189 - “I’m not wearing a dress”

190 - “I’m not wearing a tie”

191 - “Show me what’s behind your back”

192 - “Hold still”

193 - “Enough with the sass!”

194 - “I just ironed these pants!”

195 - “I hope I’m never stuck with you in a desert island”

196 - “Don’t argue just do it”

197 - “It’s a texas thing”

198 - “Quit beating me up!”

199 - “First place”

200 - “That’s all you’ve got?”

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