#busting a fat uwu for you

[a-kaash-me-outside]

tori. Tori. TORI!!!!

CHAPTER 7???? WHATTHEFUCKKKK

I’M Screaming WHAT THE HELL

ALL… OF THAT WAS JUST PERFECTION. DOWN TO EVERY WORD. SERIOUSLY, YOU OUTDO MY EXPECTATIONS EVERY DAMN TIME

You wanna know what line.. REALLY did it for me though.???

“god, i want to fuck you so bad, but can i kiss you a little longer first?”

I WAS LITERALLY YELLING!!! LIKE I WAS HYPERVENTILATING SO BAD I HAD TO PUT MY PHONE DOWN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES AND TAKE A LAP AROUND MY HOUSE OHNYMGODOSISHDNFJ

the way,,, he was so soft aswell ( for the most parts ) but i feel bad because i don’t really forgive him? apart of me still wants to be petty and go fuck makki for revenge but apart of my just wants to give him a slap on the wrist for being an idiot and then give him a fat SMOOCH because he’s so (ꈍ‿ꈍ)

ALSO THW WHOLE SCENE WITH THE PILLOW?? GOT ME DEAD. I WAS SCREAMING!!! LIKE THATS SO HOT WTFHAIQJDNFOXKQB

BUT!! YEAH!! YOU DID SO WELL WITH THE WRITING AND JUST HOW ITS STRUCTURED LIKE,,, lord have mercy. i AM about to bust. omg also i have a question 🤭

so they’re like.. on better terms now, right? but will they go back to their romance-ey acts of intimacy like before? e.g the cuddling or meeting with his brother & friends or will yn be abit more strict when it comes to that?

LOVE U LOTS!!!

- m 🐇💌

HAHAHAHA. OKAY. god. everyone is highlighting the kiss me a little longer part ANNNNDDD the baby scene and i love it. i love it. they're the most desperate and needy and uwu scenes in it and i love it.

the vibes and structure of their relationship is kinda a bit more explained in the next chapter! so!!! <3 yes. we will get a bit more and then bam, an epilogue also so!!!!!!!

glad you liked it m bb. <3

[sehunniepotwrites]

💫🌿🌈 If you receive this, you make somebody happy. Go and send this to ten of your followers who make you happy or somebody you think needs cheering up. If you get it back — even better. 💫🌿🌈ˡᵘᵛ ᵘ ⁿᶦᵏᵏᶦ, ᵐᶦˢˢ ᵘ ᵗᵒᵒ, ᶦ ʰᵒᵖᵉ ʸᵒᵘ'ʳᵉ ᵈᵒᶦⁿᵍ ʷᵉˡˡ

THIS IS MY BABY AND I LOVE HER

[hseulies]

have a great day, i love you <3

[binniesthighs]

you all are flirting in my survey like vlive stays during an episode of Chan’s Room and I have one thing to say about it......

plz don’t stop 🥺

[jeongvision]

💌 send this to the twelve nicest people you know or who seem to have a good heart and if you get five back you must be pretty awesome 💌

[honey-subs]

my opinion on u is that ur realy really cool!! u seem like the type of person to wait for a friend who is tying their shoelace, and THAT is a big compliment >:D - 🗿

[sebeuntinct]

so, i just heard jaehyun's cover of "i like me better" and can i just say...he stole my WHOLE heart

[pastelyoongi]

🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺some people deserve the world n that’s that

[flora-jimin]

Seeing the sheer chaos my work causes is so rewarding in a weird way. Like, on one hand I always feel super bad when I read the comments on chapters and people are like "😦😦 nooo why??i just wanted uwus 😰😰😰" but at the same time, as someone who's been writing since 6th grade, the fact that i can write a story that makes you feel more emotions than the instant satisfaction of fluff or smut is something i take pride in. (Not to say I dont write either of those, but if you read anything i write thats a chapter story, i don't just slap sex in the second chapter and go here without establishing characters)

I don't want to sound narcissistic, but the thing I do best is tell a story. If there's pain, apprehension, fear, rage, love, admiration, jealousy, whatever else thats part of it, you bet your ass I'm gonna write it. I want people to leave my chapters with smiles, in tears, blushing, laughing, angry, and if I do, I consider it a success.

[koishua]

𝗬𝗔𝗡𝗚 𝗝𝗨𝗡𝗚𝗪𝗢𝗡: 𝗬𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗛𝗜𝗚𝗛 𝗦𝗖𝗛𝗢𝗢𝗟 𝗕𝗢𝗬𝗙𝗥𝗜𝗘𝗡𝗗

an entire sweetheart mixed with a decent amount of a pain in the ass. he had been your friend before anything, so you know how he functions, having spent years with him. honestly, calling him your bf makes you feel a tad bit weirded out for a seconf because you had always called him your best friend for so long ugh

it’s always a good kind of weird though :( it feels very surreal. 

none of you wanted to risk breaking your whatever sort of tension filled friendship going on.

he had actually prepared to confess to you on multiple occasions with all of the scripted words and all that jazz, but each time, when push came to chove, he would chicken out lmao

same would be for you, too nervous to do the deed and just. freaking. confess???

honestly, life would have been so much easier for the two of you had either of you put on your “big boy pants” on lmfao

your confession would end up being a spur of the moment kind of deal

rest is under the cut!

you’d be play-fighting each other in his room since he wanted to test out his new taekwondo skills on you smh (which reminds me!! you definitely have had a few bruises because you challenged him bahahaha)

and you’d roll around on the floor trying to outmaneuver each other and lock them down

bam.

your forehead smashed against his and then the back of your head ended up thonking on the side of his mattress ;-; pain. 

he is dying out of laughter when that happens :’) he is wheezing and struggling to breathe, immediately going over to your side to pull you up and cradling your head in his arms

not thinking about anything because it all seemed very funny, he would press a kiss on your forehead where you had bumped into him :((((((

and then

yeah he would burn bright red when he realised what he did sdfbvhfcb

you’d just sit there, frozen and baffled by the events that had just occurred.

cue the awkward silence because you are teens and have to make everything so awkward lmfao honestly his blinks are so cute istg he would be looking like a deer caught in headlights

you would wordlessly decide not to talk about whatever that had just happened to each other and bring it up huhuuhuh. 

the tension would still linger the following days though djbvfj every brush of your hands, every stray look casted at each other, every smile and laugh would feel so much more different than they were before. 

one day you would both have enough of stepping around egg shells around each other and just burst :(( cue the awkward teen confessions hehe oml he would feel like crawling into a hole and just... stay to rot because he stumbled over his words a few times while trying to say that he likes you ;-; cute.

after that, it’s pretty smooth sail though wbk yang jungwon best boy :(

your friends would look suspisciously at you whenever you’d have one of those silent conversations with your eyes during class :’)

jungwon isn’t sappy, he hates mushy gushy yucky sweet stuff bahahaha. that’s why it still feels like you are just two best friends who sometimes hold each others’ hands for a little too long, stare at each others’ faces for a little more than usual and stuff :(((( just very wholesome without being too djcnvldfjkbd if you know what i mean 

that doesn’t mean that he won’t do sweet gestures to you both at school and when you hang out together outside :(

he would take your bag out of your hold without giving it much thought, walk according to your own pace and let you rest your head on his shoulders to take a nap during breaks if you felt tired ;-;

istg everything feels so natural with him once you get past that awkward “are we friends? are we more than friends?” stage :’)

you would attend his tournaments and cheer for him ugh <//3 his heart would definitely burst when he sees you on the side with his mom and sister sdjcbjcb (i’m imagining this and busting a big fat uwu internally because tournaments have such a special atmosphere imo. i miss it oof- ;-; )

he would definitely be shy whenever his friends tease him about his actions near you dfuhbdfj wants to curl into a ball and roll away merrily lmao

would walk you to your classes if you have seperate ones :( 

also, r.i.p because he would definitely be giving you funny faces whenever you try to give a presentation or answer a question on the board bahahah

a lot of high fives for any small accomplishment lmao it’s very endearing

always searches around for you whenever he is happy or nervous :(((( just- he is always on the lookout for you okay? he feels more relaxed if he knows you are there

when you two are alone, he loves to sneak his fingers through yours and intertwine them together, loving the way it would feel. it’s very comforting for him :(

also, he doesn’t mention it, but he dies and cries a little inside whenever you play with his locks because IT. FEELS. SO. GOOD. IT’S SO CUTE. PLEASE NEVER STOP TOUCHING HIS HAIR.

he somehow remembers every detail about yo and the smallest things you ever mentioned :( uses that ability to surprise you ;-; <//3

also, play dates with maeumi ;-;-;-;-;-; you’d run around and goof off, just the three of you :(( he always has a blast with you and just generally loves the time he spends with you <//3

he loves teasing you and judges you for your horrible decisions a lot lmao like that one time you decided to mix two unmixable ingredients together in your smoothie and almost ended up throwing up the drink in his kitchen sink lmfao

he has so so so many blurry pictures of you taken at who knows what hour and where because you literally cannot make out anything from the picture except the fact that it’s you bahaha

he has his homescreen set as you :(( he kept the shot of you playing with the plushy claw machine with your wide eyes and excited jumping when you managed to win a llama plush toy as his wallpaper for the longest time even though the quality wasn’t the nicest since he had also been just as excited as you were :’(((

smiles dumbly to himself any time he opens his phone lmao he also has blackmail material with your meme faces he had manage to catch vidsjkcn;jk not that you don’t have the exact same stuff as him >:)

you caught him singing once and would never let him down because HE. SOUNDED. SO. GOOD.?????

you would beg to make him sing any chance you got because everyone deserved to be serenaded by his honestly very unique and loveable voice ugh

he would end up agreeing to participate in a mini karaoke event that had popped up at your school, goofing off for you but still sounding amazing istg how is he real???

you have more than a few recordings of his dance covers he would show you sometimes and you would learn new choreos together :((( you’d almost die laughing the first time you saw him popping in his sleep, a recording of that stashed in your phone storage bahaha

also, jungwon may not be clingy at school or outside, but whenever you have sleepovers together,,, oh boy is he soft ;-;

once he is tired and ready to just crash and sleep, he would let down his teasing and transform into a softie <//3 i just cry at the thought of his holding you by your middle and not letting you go anywhere while he starts dozing off ;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;

he is a shy boy when it comes to physical affection, so no pda lmao not in public he would absolutelu combust :’)

but when no one is there to watch, he smiles so wide when you pepper his face with kisses ;-; 

i’m soft <//3

loves waddling slowly around while hugging you, swaying left and right while his arms are wrapped around you and you try to just go the living room to grab your phone from the table sjbfdhcb

loves it when you cup his face and run your thumb over his dimples ;-;-;-;-;-;-; 

oof- anyways, i’m getting carried off omg okay bye this is the end of it <//3

[sailorhyunjinz]

chan teasing you when he finds out you have a praise kink but still being a sweetheart and fill you with praise bRUHH

he finds it very cute ngl like AWWH he will bust a fat fucking uwu right then and there BUT he will also use it against you.

instead of saying thank you he will say good job or good girl/boy and just watch the heat rise to your cheeks and your pupils unable to rest at one sight, trying to look away from him smiling widely.

or maybe even praising the smallest things and laugh at your embarrassed expression, you opening the car door or carrying something to him LIKE ANYTHING and he will praise you just to make you all flustered or make you laugh cause eventually you find it absurd and the two of you see it as a joke but of course he saves the ones that make you very flustered for the bedroom WINK WONK ;)))

[sehunniepotwrites]

Omg no you should be getting so much feedback pls it’s such an amazing piece of writing 💕💕 I’m so looking forward to the next part and last part!! I know it’s a jaehyun fic but pls tell me brotherly mark comes back at some point I need it please let me cry happy this time 🥺🥺🥺🥺

✨good vibes✨ coming your way 💕💕

thank you, really!!!! just reading this (and eating my mcdonalds pokemon themed happy meal) is making me really happy and emotional ;u; 💕 

will lee minhyung make a comeback at some point in the fic? hmmmm, who knows? 👀 (certain versions of names were used for a reason, so, just think about that for a second!)

✨GOOD VIBES RIGHT BACK AT YOU, ANON! ✨

[mangomochi-yn]

[pretty setters tie your hair]

all of haikyuu’s pretty setters x reader

g. v self indulgent fluff wc. 9-12 bullets/ea

contains. sugawara k., kageyama t., atsumu m., oikawa t., semi e., akaashi k., shirabu k., kenma k.

sugawara

starting with this sweetheart ✨

will use pink or baby blue elastics!!

yknow that one mom that does rad hairstyles but you can literally see the child’s scalp?

yeah thats him

he’ll do like a two half ponies that meet into one big pony

but then you feel like your hairs gonna rip off 💀 (yeah this for sure won’t come off throughout the day)

you don’t have the heart to tell him cause he looks so satisfied and happy with tho so 😔

but bear with it and he’ll give you a sweet smile and kiss to your (now very clean) forehead!!

all in all 8/10 and a hug where you nuzzle his neck (hard enough to loosen some strands hopefully) 😁

kageyama

😬 awkward baby!

very very hesitant when you ask and is for sure like nah no thank u

but a few pouts and puppy eyes and he’ll give 😉

and boy suprise suprise!!

he’s actually decent

pretty good actually 👌

(maybe cause he has a big sis that he might’ve seen tie her hair a few times)

so he would’ve been perfect even but alas... the boy’s awkwardness degrades it a bit

this boy he literally avoids touching your neck for some reason

and ur like wat

so 7/10 dont forget to give him thank you kisses 😘

atsumu

ugh love this man but bitch right of the bat 2/10 and maybe a punch to the face 👊

this boi is the devil i tell ya

“eh? ya can’t even tie yer own hair? lol what a scrub”

“fuc u tsumu it’s supposed to be cute” 😠

so. many. loose. ends.

and you don’t even get how cause hes so harsh??

he accidentally tugs your ear and laughs as he “apologizes”

clowns you so much too sayin your hair strands look fat 😪 (like not thick but fat)

literally you look like a clown in the end

and you didn’t even know you could look that sloppy

oikawa

then we have pretty boi... 🙃

could’ve been a solid 7.5 but bitch

does the u g l i e s t hairstyles

(you should’ve known when he agreed so easily and excitedly)

like boy you really do your own hair so nice but no justice for me?? where is the love..

says he’s “experimenting” 🤦‍♀️

and uses 15 different colored elastics and makes you look like a sprinkler (little did you know he was going for an alien look)

like his ties were actually nice and neat but cause of the ugly hairstyle they end up messy and youre just agshdhshshd

laughs manically the whole time 😑

6/10 and a harsh pinch to the waist (boi even had the auDaciTy to complain when u re-tie it)

semi

this babe 💔

he’s... not very good

but does his best!!

gets a bit frustrated too cause like when a strand falls and he goes to pick it up another that was already in his hand falls and hes like 😠 ??? (that one pout he makes)

(so maybe dont ask him again cause poor thing)

(he ties with his fingers wide open like he tryna toss your head or sumn)

compliments a lot tho so you’re like 🥺 ily

“your hair’s really soft babe” “your shampoo smells good too” ughh big phat uwu busted 💕

takes his time choosing the cutest accessory to make up for how its.. not looking too nice

so 6/10 and his fave tuna rolls cause baby deserves it!!

akaashi

ah. here he is

the perfect one™

basically suga but so much more gentle

no hesitation when you ask him too (mama im in love 🥰)

styles aren’t too intricate unlike suga so theres that

theyre v simple but like he still makes them so nice

and the way he softly threads his fingers as he brushes your hair to untangle them before starting?? 😭

idek what else to say man is perfect just 💍

smiles softly when you turn around to face him

so yes 10/10 and my whole heart forever thanks 🙏

shirabu

ma big brains boy 💜

tough part is to get him to do it

he’ll literally sneer and youre like 🙂 bitch

so bug him some more and he’ll give (or if you pretend to ask someone else lol)

then youre ready for the tugs and pain but actually you’re met with... pure gentleness?

👁👄👁 “r u starting already?”

“uhm yeah duh”

soft touches here and there and you literally melt

(sometimes u think he’s being a lazy tease but nah he just doesn’t wanna hurt u)

sadly though this makes it a bit sloppy but like the experience by itself was just👌

try to ask him to redo it and he’ll just roll his eyes

so 8/10 do not ever try to redo it yourself cause if you do he will never do it again after

kenma

ashdhfjskkl lastly our bby boi!! 🥰

lemme tell u 9/10!!!

baby boi has long hair himself so he will be good!

has perfected the messy but cute and effortless look

(cause that is literally him— effortlessly cute)

only tough part is finding an opportunity to ask him

like he won’t say no but whenever hes gaming (aka 24/7) hes just so 🥺 how do you interrupt that

so ya gotta wait till hes walking back from the bathroom or something!!

and he’ll be like oh okay sure

very nimble and soft movements

though it ends too quick cause boy knows what hes doin already 😔

overall, anytime you get him to do it is a blessing in itself. a literal slice of heaven. so never take it off

a/n. all these boys are all the dream boys just saying and i would gladly sell my soul to have hair my tied by any one of them thanks

[latteunwoo]

svt reactions

their crush drunk confessing to them; performance unit

svt m.list

a/n: note that the boys are not idols in this reactions post. also, if some parts don’t make sense then please bare with me as i wrote this at a really late hour. the other units’ versions will be in the seventeen masterlist. 

Wen Junhui

he’s so cute i busted a fat uwu

aNYWAYS

you guys had finished final exams and someone in your group of friends had decided that you should all get together for dinner to celebrate 

of course dinner meant you will all be drinking too 

even though he wanted to drink and have fun with everyone else he knew he had to lay off the drinks for tonight because he was your ride home

or at least he wanted to be your ride home 

having a crush on you for so long, he knew how you were when you were drunk and he didn’t want you to get yourself in any kind of trouble 

so he had to make sure to watch over you 

he’s so sweet :(( 

also he didn’t really trust the other guys in your group because he knew that some of them had mentioned they had a thing for you too 

obviously you got a little too drunk than you had originally planned so jun figured it was time to take you home already 

the whole ride to your apartment was filled with you ranting about random things and jun having to shush you because he didn’t want you to end up saying something he wasn’t supposed to hear 

you continued your rant though 

all the way up to your apartment 

jun realized that there was no stopping you so he just let you continue 

putting you to bed was the hardest part 

he knew that from many many experiences before 

“i don’t wanna go to sleep” you’d protest as he helped you take your shoes off before trying to put the blanket over you 

he’d laugh then say “you have to y/n”

this always happened and he was obviously used to hearing that already

however this time was different 

“you know” you’d say trying to sit back up “you’re really cute”

“why don’t you have a girlfriend? actually no, don’t get one. i want to be your girlfriend.” 

this would make his heart stop completely 

however he’d still let out a small laugh and say “you really are drunk”

before you would argue with him about it he would tell you to go to sleep

what you said would stay on his mind for the rest of the night 

when you were awake and sober the next day, he would wait to see if you remembered what you said 

if you did then he’d of course talk to you about it and tell you he felt the same way 

if you didn’t, he wouldn’t tell you what happened even though he really wanted to talk to you about it

don’t worry though because eventually he’d give in and tell you his feelings 

Kwon Soonyoung 

why are they all so cute

anyways, it was your friend’s birthday and he had decided to invite all his friends out 

you weren’t really the type who liked to go large gatherings 

however your friend thought it was time you got out of the house for once so she dragged you there 

“all our other friends will be there too” 

friends? does that mean soonyoung will be there too? you thought as part of you panicked but another part was kind of excited because you did have a little crush on him so you have been trying to find every single excuse and opportunity to see him and possibly talk to him

i mean it wasn’t like you didn’t see him enough at school since you did have a lot of classes together

it was more like he was just so popular at school that you never really get to talk to him at all

the only times you’ve ever talked to each other during school hours was when you ended up in the same group together for an assignment or when the professor had asked the class to pass their assignments down the row and you just so happened to be a few empty seats away from soonyoung and some of your other mutual friends

“maybe this time you can actually keep a conversation with soonyoung” one of your other friends who you hadn’t seen walk into the dorm said as she nudged you, snapping you out of your trail of thought

“do you think he’d be there?” you asked as the two of them just looked at you 

“are you serious? it’s seungcheol’s birthday. why wouldn’t he be there?” one of them asked as you mentally slapped yourself across the face

let’s just say you HAD planned everything out but everything just went out the door as soon as soonyoung had sat next to you and started up a conversation with you after seungcheol was finished with his speech 

because you were so used to seeing him so outgoing all the time, you never would have guessed that he actually also had his own plan

honestly it took him a while to realize it and it took the other boys pointing it out to him as well

but he realized that he may have a big crush on you 

it started when one day after class, you had asked him if he had finished his part of the project for you other class and he had hesitated a bit to give you an answer which you took as a sign that he probably didn’t finish it yet 

he actually did finish it and he had expected himself to confidently say that he did but as soon as he looked up to see your sweet smile after you had asked him, his brain just completely started malfunctioning 

“it’s fine. just let me know when you’re finished with it so i can add it with the rest” you said as you gave him, wonwoo, and junhui a smile before bidding them goodbye and walking to your next class

“are you okay?” wonwoo asked as soonyoung

“yeah, i’m fine!” he said as he snapped out of his trance

“you like her don’t you?” junhui asked as him and wonwoo started smirking at soonyoung

“n-no, i don’t! i mean i do- no i mean-” soonyoung started stuttering as wonwoo laughed and patted his back 

“it’s fine. we kind of could already tell.”

“since when?!” hoshi asked as he lowkey started panicking

“well one thing’s for sure, you’ve never stuttered in front of a girl. especially not y/n.” wonwoo said as junhui added, “we started to notice that recently you’ve been a bit out of it when y/n comes up to talk to you”

“also you’re always staring at her whenever all of us hang out” seungcheol said as hoshi jumped from his seat and he turned to see the older male standing behind him with some of the others in their group next to him as well

“i do not!” he said defensively as they all looked at him “okay, maybe i do” he said as he sat back down, defeated from trying to argue with the others and himself that he didn’t like you more than a friend 

so there you two were, sitting next to each other with hoshi being hoshi except this time with his planned out questions and conversation starters that some of the other boys had helped him out with 

“so how’d you do on the exam?” he asked, already fully aware of the answer as you were the smartest girl he knew

“i think i did pretty good. still not sure until we get the results back” you said as you had asked him how he did 

“good. i mean, good for you and also i did good” he said as he laughed and nervously scratched the back of his neck 

“that’s good” you said as you smiled at him and started to put most of your attention back to the food that was slowly starting to grow cold from being left on the table for a little too long

eventually after everyone had finished most of their food, you all started ordering some drinks 

of course we know where this ended up going to

you were sure you had been monitoring how many drinks you’ve had but after the 4th one you started to lose track although you didn’t admit it 

"i think she’s had a little too much to drink” jeonghan said worriedly as you started randomly singing different parts of different songs simultaneously as you swayed left and right occasionally and accidentally hitting hoshi and mingyu who you were sat in the middle of in the process

“hyung, i think you should take her back to the dorms to get some rest” mingyu said to the older member as you had already started to fall asleep on hoshi’s shoulder 

“okay okay” he said as he gently pushed you to sit upright before turning you around in your seat and crouching down on the floor to carry you on his back, “i’ll see you guys later” 

the walk back to the dorms was peaceful for the most part

it mainly consisted of you softly singing, which hoshi couldn’t help but smile at 

and then you started talking about random stuff and he didn’t think much of it until he heard you start talking about a boy you liked 

“he’s really cute, funny, caring” you started rambling as he tried to figure out if it was one of the other boys in your friend group or maybe a boy in one of your classes???

eventually you ended up blurting the one clue he needed to finally put the pieces together and realize that you were talking about him

“ you like me?” he said a little too loud that it had woken you up from your dazed state

“what? no, i-”

“i like you too.” he said before you could finish.

Xu Minghao

it was pretty obvious that minghao wasn’t really one to express all of his feelings 

he just had this mysterious aura that honestly is part of the reason he had caught you attention

of course his ultimate handsomeness wasn’t the main reason why you started crushing on him

he was very artistic and talented in many styles of art

although he was a painting major, he was also very good at dance, theatre, photography, and film 

when it came to any type of art, there was literally nothing be couldn’t do

the only thing he really struggled with was group projects because although he had a good amount of friends, he wasn’t really the most social 

or better yet he was always a bit shy 

especially when it came to pretty girls like you uwu

anyways, so the two of you just so happened to be in a photography class together and your professor had told the class that you were going to be doing a group project 

you of course were excited to partner up with one of your friends 

and so was basically everyone else in the class

however, your professor said that everyone had to partner up with someone they don’t know or at least aren’t close with 

while your friends had already found their own partners, you still needed to find someone to partner up with 

you looked around the room to see if there was anyone else who still needed a partner and just when you were going to get up from your seat to ask, you felt a tap on your shoulder

you turned around to see minghao standing behind you

“hey, do you still need a partner?” he asked nervously as he scratched the back of his neck with his hand

“yeah! i do.” you said as you smiled softly at him.

“cool. do you want to be partners then?”

“of course,” you said as he smiled back at you and sat down in the seat next to yours to exchange information.

your professor had given the class about four weeks to complete the project which gave minghao lots of excuses to hang out with you

honestly ever since the semester started he was lowkey crushing on you 

since mingyu was also in a few classes with you this semester and a few of the semesters prior, he had seen you a lot whenever mingyu would invite you to hang out at the library and heard a lot about you from all the times mingyu would share funny stories about you

although his crush on you hadn’t started until the two of you had became part of the same class together

anyways, ever since you two partnered up to do a project together, not only have you two become closer but his feelings for you had also increased

now you were both at a frat party that mingyu had invited you both two because he wanted you guys to meet some of the guys from his frat 

and also lowkey wanted to try to convince minghao to join

since minghao had volunteered to be the designated driver, he didn’t really drink too much but of course since you couldn’t ever say no, you had agreed to play beer pong with some of the guys 

let’s just say by the end of the night you had a little too much to drink

“alright, let’s get you back to the dorm” minghao said as he placed you onto his back before saying his goodbyes to the other guys on his way out

“gosh you’re so heavy” he said as you two were now almost halfway back to the dorms

“and you’re so cute” you said as you rested your head on his shoulder

before minghao was going to say something, you continued talking about how you admired how passionate he is about art, how talented he is, etc.

“you know, i really do like you” you said as he felt his heart stop for a second before it started beating 10000000x faster when you had started to repeat it 

“i like you too” he said softly as he tucked you into your bed after struggling to get you inside 

part of him knew that you might forget everything you just said the next morning but the other part of him had some hope that you might remember

whatever the case, he was just happy that at least in that moment he knew that you meant it 

Lee Chan

deadass dino probably would’ve been drunk too 

i feel like dino would’ve confessed to you before you even got the chance

like usually the other members would probably treat him like their baby and stop him when they could see that he had one too many 

but this time they couldn’t help themselves

not only because it was amusing seeing dino so drunk but also because some of them were also pretty drunk

you were all sitting around the messy living room of their dorm after they had thrown a party to celebrate the end of finals

everyone else was gone so it was just the boys, you, and a few of your own friends left

instead of starting to clean up, jeonghan and hoshi had suggested that you all play a drinking game

of course with most of you guys being a little tipsy already, you all ended up agreeing to play 

dino and you seemed to be a little unlucky today as you both ended up loosing a lot which resulted in the two of you becoming a little too drunk

however he ended up being even more drunk than you because as you kept loosing he started volunteering to drink the shot for you instead because he didn’t want you become sick or anything 

“y/n you lost!” hoshi had yelled as he was about to hand the drink to you but dino had intervened and taken the drink from the older boy’s hands and drank it down himself

“oooooooohhhhhhh prince charming to the rescue” the others started saying as they started teasing dino who at this point was as red as a tomato from all the drinks he had taken for you

“you don’t have to keep taking the shots for me” you said, worried that he would burst if he took another shot 

“it’s fine as long as you don’t get sick” he said as he looked at you and smiled softly 

although you still felt really bad about not being quick enough to stop him, you couldn’t help but blush at his gestures

eventually the game started to die down and some of the more sober boys had walked your friends back to your dorms as you stayed to help get dino ready for bed 

“are you sure you’re comfortable here?” you asked as you fixed the blanket on him 

“yeah, as long as you stay here with me” dino said as he pulled his arms out from the blanket and pulled you into his arms still drunk off all the shots he had drank a few moments ago

“l-lee chan...”

“i like you”

“dino...”

“i know i’m drunk and they say that when you’re drunk sometimes the things you say are half meant but y/n i really do mean it”

“dino,” you warned him as he just hugged you tighter

“i mean it. i like you so much.” he said as he started listing all the reasons why he likes you

“i like you too” you said as you wrapped your arms around him tightly before letting go “but you’re still super drunk right now so we’ll have a more serious talk about it in the morning, okay?” you said as he just nodded his head before falling asleep and some of the other boys who had sobered up walked you back to your dorm so you can sleep more comfortably there

however of course you couldn’t sleep at all because of what dino had said

you really wished that dino would remember everything he said in the morning and have a more serious talk about it with you

and to your surprise he did remember everything

although at first he was kind of embarrassed and upset with himself that he remembered it all and that THAT was how he confessed to you, he was relieved when you two spoke in the morning and you had told him that you really do feel the same way as him

[cybertronian-cupid]

I know you mostly do NSFW, but I'm feeling less than great and would love if you could do a little fluff piece about the Con's reacting to their S/O feeling bad about how skinny they are/small their bust is. But just so my bigger sisters don't feel bad either if you could include the reverse as well I'm sure plenty of others would be happy too. ^^ Thanks for the chance to request! Please rest up, eat well, and get plenty of sleep!

We hope you enjoy these! We had a lot of fun brainstorming what these three each love about their skinny s/o and their fat s/o. Do know, though, any and all of them would feel b l e s s e d to have any of you absolute sweethearts as their s/o, no matter what you look like uwu ~Mila💟

The main reason for NSFW content being the main we do is the delightful thirst most of our anons possess… And of course our own thirst as well!💥*CACKLES*~Gregoria🏩

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First off, they all for sure are not happy that their s/o doesnt like their body, because they think s/o is beautiful. That goes for all three of them.

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Knockout

The next five go for both skinny and fat s/o’s. He loves them how they are, but also will support them in their endeavors.

"I love beautiful things and you dear? Are just the prettiest lil thing."

If his s/o is unhappy with how they look, he's gonna suggest some changes to their nutrition intake

If that's what they want do, then yes, he will do the research and help them to achieve their ideal body, but they are going to be healthy about it!

No diet culture on this war ship!

It's healthy portion sizes and a good work out routine according to what she can physically handle for his s/o.

Also, on a mildly nsfw note, he enjoys how skinny s/o's smaller chest fits perfectly in his smaller (especially when mass-displaced) servos. He just finds them extremely cute and pleasant to hold.

And his fat s/o? Just look at those curves. Not to mention how nice it feels when he hugs them close.

Flat/small Vs. Big chest also provides a good shopping challenge (and an outrage over the sizing, quality and pricing of some of these clothes.)

He'll end up getting his s/o a tailor, don't ask him how, his s/o just needs to make sure Lazerbeak gets lots of attention every time they see him. Lots of cooing, and appreciative pats.

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Breakdown

With a bigger s/o (especially those with a big chest) he enjoys joking about how he can’t see anyone smaller than him because of how big his chassis is.

He can definitely relate to them easier because he is a bigger/bulkier frame as well. They have similar struggles, just in slightly different ways.

Because they are so soft, he would call them his Little Marshmallow.

They are a Heavy Duty Couple. Yes, it is a constant joke between the two of them and the troops.

He absolutely gets them a strong comfort bra with the words HeavyDuty across each boob. Now they just need a hammer and they'll match!

With a skinny s/o, he adores how easily they can fit in his usually crowded subspace. Even when he’s sure there’s no room for her, they find a space to squeeze into.

His lil Pocket!S/O (gotta smooch ‘em all~)

If they're flexible, he will be equal parts horrified and amazed by how they can bend and twist.

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Starscream

Scream might actually get a bit self-conscious or mildly offended because "I am that skinny/I weight a couple of actual tons"

He’s not going to blame s/o for him feeling that way, he just had never thought about it before.

He is somewhat snarky about it in the following days though. Holds them in his servos more often too.

With a bigger s/o, he appreciates the thighs so much. Very much enjoys mass displacing to lay his head in their lap to get pets and affection.

He also enjoys the fact he knows his s/o is there with him, because they are easier to spot.

It's a big reassurance to actualy feel they are there with him when he's working. Even if they are quiet he can feel them sitting in his cockpit and it grounds him.

With a skinny s/o, though, he loves getting to cuddle them! They're likely more prone to being cold, and thus cuddle times happen more often!

He loves seeing the similarities and yet the stark differences between his current frame and his skinny s/o

Like, they have some “sharp edges” kind of like him. Almost looks like a small Cybertronian, even though she is definitely organic, and he finds it fascinating.

[foreficfandom]

The Arcana - Cooking For MC (Headcanons)

-- Asra -- 

Life as a street orphan makes cooks of us all. If he wasn’t a child desperately stealing fruit, he was a teenage magician earning coppers to buy scraps from the butcher and bartering for old, bruised squash. He quickly had to learn how to stretch his meager rations as far as he could, and cooking was the way to do it.

He’s come a long way from the one single pot he and Muriel would squat over while hiding away in the docks. Now, he and you happily enjoy a consistent diet of fresh groceries, sometimes he cooks and sometimes you do. 

All his cookery he learned in Vesuvia - pasta, lentils, chickpeas, tomatoes, cumin, basil, ocean seafood. The both of you don’t quite earn enough to splurge on the good cuts of beef, but you never have to worry about going hungry. 

And you don’t have to worry about bland, burnt food, either. Asra can reliably hold his own in the kitchen. He doesn’t exactly follow recipes, just tosses together stuff according to what feels right in his heart. A holdover from the days where he had to improvise all his food. 

There’s more holdovers; he hates tossing away uneaten food, or groceries that have gone bad. He’ll keep the chicken bones to make into a broth for tomorrow. He never peel potatoes or fruit ‘cause the skins contain valuable nutrients. He cringes at people who throw away the heads of fish. The leftover fat in the pan is made into gravy, or pastry frosting, or soap. Occasionally, he and you give away your leftovers to the urchins that hang around the neighborhood. 

When it’s his turn to cook, expect traditional Vesuvian cuisine like flatbreads, hummus, and vegetable soup. Herbs used in the shop are sometimes thrown into the dish, like thyme or myrtle leaves. Asra’s cooking regularly gets to grace your stomach, and it’s very lovely and nice uwu

-- Julian -- 

Everybody who knows Julian holds vehemently that he can’t cook worth a damn. He’s not gonna poison you, but it’s true that he can’t do more than toss various things into a pot and pray that it comes out edible. 

So when he’s forced to cook, everything ends up tasting like the same sort of bland, unspiced mush. And it’s almost always boiled, never roasted or fried. He just seems incapable of not burning anything, so he avoids pancooking ingredients if he can avoid it. And even his soups tend to have burnt residue at the bottom.

Not only that, but traditional Nevevion cuisine ... can be an acquired taste in itself. Like pickled herring covered with beet mayonnaise, cold aspic on toast, and really, really salty fish roe. He grew up eating actually good food cooked by his adopted family, but it’s unfortunately easy to turn a cabbage and potato recipe into nasty gross mush, especially under Julian’s hands. 

He knows he’s shit at cooking, but sometimes it can’t be avoided. Ready-made takeout isn’t always available in their world, so if someone needs to eat, they usually gotta cook. Cue boiled chicken and carrots a-la Julian. At least he added some salt, this time. He blames his Nevevion heritage for lacking an affinity for spices.

With shitty cooking skills come an ability to eat anything. Julian doesn’t turn down a dish if he’s hungry, even if it’s some bullshit. Except for spicy stuff - it’s like the only pain he doesn’t get off on. Just a little jalapeno in his rice will turn his entire face red and give him hiccups.

So say you don’t have time to cook dinner for the both of them tonight, he’d much rather the two of you go eat at an inn than force your divine tongue to be sullied by his dreadful meals. However, he can be taught to cook if you two can find the time, and will eventually get the hang of it. You and Julian in the kitchen, warm and cozy, teaching him how to make a good macaroni? Now that’s an afternoon date in the making.

-- Nadia -- 

Growing up royal meant Nadia never had to cook for herself. To some, it’d be very improper for someone of Nadia’s standing to ever cook, especially in the same kitchen as the servants. But in-between her piano lessons and fencing training and literacy/history/mathematic/public speaking tutoring, she also devoted some personal time in reading up on skills she wouldn’t have been taught - like gardening, jewelry craft, and also cooking and baking.

She had this stint of candy-making when she was a teen, after seeing sugarspun candies in the market that were shaped into different, multi-colored animals and flowers. She would sneak into the kitchen and, with the help of particular cook friend, make candied nuts, meringues, taffies, marzipan. And with the skills she learned making candies, she also learned how to bake and cook various things.

Rarely did she ever get to exercise her cooking skills beyond a mere pastime. She had no one to cook for, nor enough spare time. So very few people knew she bakes a mean butter cashew cake.

One day, she just kinda absentmindedly mentions that she knows how to cook a few things, so you insist she show you, which kinda takes her off-guard and she’s a little nervous, because it’s been a long time since she busted out the ol’ apron, and what if you don’t like what she makes??

She goes to the kitchens and almost bails out, even briefly entertains the thought of passing off the chef’s cooking for her own, but chases that thought from her mind. The palace servants gets to witness the Countess roll up her sleeves with a determined grunt and go ham on some pistachios. 

You wait patiently in the solar (as she instructed), and Nadia brings up a beautiful tray of brightly colored nut-flour sweets with tea. Nadia herself is a little worse for wear, with a dusty face and tangled hair. But she’s thrilled to see you enjoy her cakes. They taste wonderful, doubly so because of the love she put into them.        

-- Muriel -- 

He almost always cooks for himself, ever since his street urchin childhood, and his skills have only improved while living in the woods. He’s no longer scraping mussels off of dock beams to boil in a thin cauldron, he’s hunting 8-feet-tall elk and using every inch of the animal, from boiling the hooves for aspic, to making sausages out of the intestines (the antlers are powdered for their magical properties).

It’s rarer that he ever wants for something he can’t produce himself. He boils his own sea salt, curdles his own cheese, presses his own oil. The problem is that he doesn’t make an effort to make delicious-tasting food. Unlike Julian, who cooks like shit but still enjoys the finer things in life, Muriel has access to super fresh and good-quality ingredients but is ruled by his practicality.

Living in the woods is tough. If the harvest was bad and all Muriel has is last autumn’s rice harvest, then its porridge for the next month. There’s nothing for it; hunting is unreliable even in an expert’s hands, fishing only a tad less so, and a simple wet season or early frost can ruin a garden quicker than a plague. 

Muriel may have said he didn’t need your help around the hut, but your help truly did make a difference when it came to food security. An extra set of hands made for less time and lighter work. Your influence also shined through his cooking; now, he actually does care if something tastes good, because you were eating it with him. Muriel could survive just fine on perpetual pottages, but you deserved better.

Hence, roasts that are actually seasoned, bread with jam and butter, and salt not just for preserving purposes. 

Cooking stopped becoming just a means, but a creative outlet for Muriel. He wanted to treat you, and in turn it became something special for himself, too. 

-- Portia --

The Devorak siblings have one collective braincell, and Portia’s got dibs on it. So she’s got the cooking skills that seemed to have eluded Julian, and she’s very good; the best out of the six. 

As a hand-maiden, cooking isn’t part of her duties, but to even get hired she had to prove she could hold her own in the kitchen on par with royal cuisine. It’s beyond simply being able to replicate a recipe, she knows how to carve game into the right cuts, memorize the seasonal harvests, estimate temperatures by touch, and other complicated kitchen sciences. 

Portia spent her life traveling on ships, so she’s witness many a worldly cuisine and it’s influenced her skills. Nothing impresses a table more than introducing some ‘exotic’ spice and using it right. Her own personal favorites are from all corners of the land. Her dinner spread can consist of Hjalle shrimp pancakes, Galbradian green bean broth, Prakran flatbread, and lamb roasted in an underground oven like they do in Firent.  

Once she has the opportunity to cook (or bake) for you, be prepared for a storm. You’re never gonna have to want for good cuisine again, not if Portia has anything to say about it. Even the little things she makes, like her strawberry jam or workhouse-style bread, taste great. You ask her why she doesn’t pursue a career in cuisine, and she replies that cooking is an outlet for her, not a job. Plus, she’s far from a ‘truly skilled cook’, according to her. That honor’d go to Mazelinka. 

A lot of her budget she’ll happily relinquish to cooking, such as imported spices or the expensive cuts of game. She knows that the smallest difference in quality - such as in the salt, or vinegar, used - can make or break a dish. Her kitchen is always fully stocked with groceries and ingredients. One of her big splurges was investing in an icebox, and before she had you, a magician, in the picture, she was indeed buying ice to keep her meats fresh.

Whether its a wrapped lunch or weekend roast dinner, Portia will always want to spoil you in the best way she knows how; through your stomach. Your waistline might be less happy, but like heck Portia’d take pudge as a negative.

-- Lucio --

He’s been Count for over two decades, but before that he was a rough-and-tumble mercenary. And before that, he grew up in the infamous Scourge Lands, where etching out a living was always a matter that teetered on the brink of a knife.

He had to learn how to live tough. The Scourge Lands are no lush forest like Muriel’s backyard, it’s a flat tundra with limited vegetation and even lesser animals that aren’t more likely to kill you before you kill them. The entire clan’s been living off of bitter turnips for weeks, but finally a family of boars are scouted. Now you just have to take down a bear-sized boar while circling around five others who all want to gore you. 

Even cooking can be a struggle. Life as a mercenary meant trying to strike fires on cold, damp wood in a freezing drizzle, and keeping it lit long enough to roast the skinny fish you managed to spear. It meant knowing which plants were edible and which caused three nights of stomach pains, and also being willing to resort to digging up grubs when you’re really on the brink of starvation.

So does he know how to cook? Yeah, he can roast meat over a fire and know when its safe from pathogens, but other than that he’s lost. He was so happy to finally have cooks and servants to serve him entire banquets. Never did he learn (nor want to learn) how to bake bread, or fry potatoes, nevermind suckling pig or creme brulee. 

If come a time where you and Lucio are away from the precious palace kitchens, he’ll rely on his wallet to buy the two of you a nice meal. If the two of you are lost in the wilderness, don’t worry, Lucio to the rescue and you can trust him to forage something, and grill it on a hot rock. No salt, though. Not even water to wash it down, if you’re really unlucky.

Still, it’s kinda a surprise to eat Lucio’s emergency field cooking, because it’s not awful. The best anyone can do in the circumstance, even. Make sure to tell him that, he’s always fishing for compliments.