#bro has a sharp af wrist

[lordbasilebub]

You can’t tell me he’s not a clingy drunk

Would love to have jooster fans to chat with!

[quirrrky]

anon: Can I request neji and Itachi with a y/n who is sexually forward and how they'd react? Like someone who is blunt and has slept around and doesn't care much about it. Preferably before they're dating and they like each other but you're so good at this! Do what you'd like ❤️ thank you

ITACHI & NEJI w/ DARING READER —» headcanons & scenarios —» suggestive; sexy bantering —» A/N: Anon, I hope you like how this turns out. 🥺 I badly want to make this smutty but my cancer moon cAn’T write smut w/o it reaching multiple chapters 😫 or at least 1k words, idk w myself anymore, I’m such a walking contradiction. BUT STILL, come at me for sexy ass banter and watch me talk things off  ✨😏

»— ITACHI

Resident big bro so might treat you as a little sibling at first (can be regardless of your age)

Open-minded, so he won’t be put off with you having slept around

Calm on the outside but already so turned on internally

Dirty talking is what gets him

The more you answer back, the hotter he gets

He might see you petty at first but he’d soon imagine all those dirty stuff you whispered in his ear

Itachi might looks so difficult to be wrapped around the fingers, but he’s damn easy tbh

If he loves you, he loves you and will jump at it

You might even be the reason why he’d feel comfortable at expressing his desires

Also the type of guy who’d reign the control, so you’re the one who has to watch out for him

Can be jealous af so seeing you w/ other guys can be the trigger

You were shocked when Itachi suddenly grabbed your wrist and sharply pulled you in a corner. This was contrasting his usual mild demeanor. He spun you around and trapped you against the wall. 

“Do you talk to other men like how you always talk to me?” He asked annoyance apparent in his tone.

“I don’t know. Mayb-” He cupped your face pressing your cheeks tightly. 

“I don’t like the way you talk.”

And before you could even answer back, he already hungrily shut your mouth with a kiss. He roamed your mouth like he’s not letting you catch a breath. His tongue danced with yours and you were both excited and surprised. 

You never really thought this side of him existed. 

»— NEJI 

Stiff af so he might not exactly like the way you bring yourself up initially

But man, his aversion is mixed with intrigue = tension

He didn’t like it that you make him feel so out of control

But there’s a part of him that wants to let go

The first time you tried to be sexually forward, he paid you with respect

He’d be closing the showing button of your shirt

Respect, yes, but temptation also. Come on!

He was always damn centimeters close to giving in

You were caught by the rain and had to take shelter in an area. Without any warning, you took your clothes off in front of him. Neji instantly turned his gaze away showing annoyance but his reddened cheeks gave him away. 

“Why didn’t you even tell me you’re going to undress!” He reprimanded. 

“Instead of looking away why don’t you put my clothes back on me then?”

“Are you crazy? Besides, you’ll catch a cold if you let it dry on you.” 

You smirked. He ain’t turning around. 

“In that case, you should undress too.”

He was about to respond, when you went near him and pressed your body against his. Seeing him gulp in your action and remain unmoved made you feel triumphant. He’s liking this.

“How ‘bout I help you take your clothes off?” Your fingers were already fiddling with the button of his collar even before you asked.

His breathing was getting heavier as you gradually expose him off his top.

“This is not necessary.”

“But you’re not stopping me.” You answered as you let his top fall off.You bit your lip at his smooth muscular frame and you were even more encouraged when you felt his eyes skimmed over your naked form.

Finally, you caught each other’s gazes and you in him that sharp need and you knew so well that he had already caved in.

“You asked for this.”

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[imagine-wannaone]

Park Jihoon Vampire Au

Word count: 3.3k

This was a request for a Jihoon Vampire au and rlly loved writing this so yanno, I’d love to write a vamp au for another member as well ;) Also I had no idea how to make a lil header for this one so I didn’t?? Sorry about that, I’d ask Otter admin but like she seems busy lately so whoops

Things crossed out - Commentary from me

Things in bold - Commentary from Editor Katie

Things in italic - Commentary from Otter Admin because she’s special

OG Admin

• Your school wasn't exactly known for being an accepting place for vamps, (no shit sherlock) • I mean they survived there, sure, but you couldn't say they were widely accepted, so they tried to stay within their own groups and the majority of them caused no trouble, • You didn't quite understand the prejudice towards them, like yeah they could be very dangerous, but all of the ones that attended school showed no signs of being the corrupt, evil type, • But there was one vampire in particular, whenever anyone said anything it really made you angry, • He looked soft and kind, he never did anything that could cause any conflict, he was clever and gentle, and definitely very pretty, • And shy, • You'd smiled at him in the corridors before, to which he'd avoided eye contact, • Or you'd say hi if waiting nearby, or try to chat if you sat near each other in class, to which he'd turn away with a light blush on his ghostly pale skin, • (Legit Editor Katie tho she pale af) • You just wanted to be nice, but it upset you - the thought you made him uncomfortable, • Or maybe he wasn't shy, as most of the vamps at school acted this way towards you, and you were pretty sure it was because they were afraid you'd bring trouble, like most other humans, • You understood of course, but it didn't stop your simple smiles in the corridors, • But you're walking down the halls with some friends towards a geography class, • Gotta learn about some rivers amiright, (Moana is quaking) • But you hear shouting from down the corridor which makes your blood change to cold, • "-You dirty bloodsucking parasites need to stay in the night where God doesn't have to look at you," • Wow you're off to start a fight (งツ)ว • lmao a verbal one, physical fights are stupid,  • You approach from behind, spotting the guy that has Jihoon himself in a corner, looking down nervously, like he wanted to be anywhere but there, • "You're such a weak, bigoted blood bag," • You march right in there, shoving the guys shoulder back to stand next to Jihoon, the blood gushing through your ears, threatening to deafen you, • The boy has too much silver jewellery and a cross around his neck and you want to scoff, • Why make so much effort just to make someone uncomfortable? What's the point? • "You're always picking on vamps when, what? What did Jihoon do to trigger you? Simply walked past? Is your self control honestly so nonexistent you can't even keep your disgusting thoughts to yourself? You should work on that," • Wow the words just tumbling out what to do ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (-me to them peeps calling daehwi gay/greedy) • You didn’t think them through, and they're not what you'd imagined saying in the scenario you ran through your head every single time this happened, • But they're enough to make the brute stare at you in disbelief as you grab Jihoon's hand, still in a rage, and march him the hell outta there • Your adrenaline is running because you've finally done it, done what you'd always wanted to do • What someone (or everyone, really) should have done a long time ago, • You go to lead Jihoon outside but then realize there's only so much sun cream can do, so change direction to the school’s theater, where you know there's no lessons so it'll be dark • "Hey are you okay?" • You spin around to face him once you've arrived alone in the theater lobby, but you can't see him well in the gloom • You wonder how bad a vamp’s eyesight is in the day, if it's this bad and they just rely on their other senses • "You shouldn't have done that, they're going to pick on you as well now," • His quite voice is concerned and wary, it makes your heart ache • You head over to where the seats are probably are and successfully sit on one, not falling over in the dark • "Let them try," • You believe it • You may be known for being nice, but that doesn’t mean you don’t have a sharp tongue and a strong passion • If people started to distance themselves from you now, you'd know who your true friends were • And you were definitely prepared to use your language, maybe even a few other ones as well, to make sure people knew you didn't give a shit about their prejudice opinions • And you definitely weren't going to let it stand anymore • Jihoon's quiet as he thinks over what you say, within the blink of an eye you can feel his cold presence sat near you • He doesn't quite understand you • Not at all • He doesn't understand why you stood up for him, what you have to gain, why you'd make yourself a target • Why someone he'd always viewed as so soft and kind, someone he tried to stay away from as to no be misfortune to, would voluntarily come to save him from an idiot in the hallway • He'd bite back, but he doesn't want the reputation of vampires to decrease even more, and he doesn't exactly see how it'd help, so he stays silent and resolute • But that confrontation is the beginning of a whole new life for you • A lot of your 'friends' started to distance themselves from you, or straight up told you they thought you were an idiot • Like it hurt, sure, but you stood by the fact that you were sick of the inequality, • You started to walk to classes more with Jihoon, your timetables startlingly similar • Not only because you could defend him easily when you're with him, but with your dwindling number of friends, you didn't have many other people to walk with • Not that you minded as much, you were glad you'd gotten rid of toxic people and were left with true friends

• Y'all 2k18 the year to get rid of toxic friendships (I should know rip) (-mood) • But one night it's like 2am and you're like???? I want to be free, go for a walk and buy some chocolate raisins because living on edge is fun • So that's exactly what you go to do • And you're walking back to your house in pitch black, feeling spooky™ and actually regretting your independence because something feels really off • Yeah I think we all know where this is going • You spot a pale, tall figure (everyone’s tall to u bro) behind you through a closed shop window, you instantly know it's a vamp (I’m 5′0″ legit I’m dying down here) • And you can hear them walking behind you, which means they're close because vampires are known for sneaking • And you will your heart beat to come down because you're 100% sure he can hear it and probably smell it • And you're just figuring out what to do as you speed walk down the street, • You can't run, vampires are speedy and they have better vision, you can't fight; they're stronger than humans • You're just about to start screaming when an icy hand wraps around your wrist, and you start to turn around to fight back, because what more can ya do, when you recognise the cologne, the height, the hair (I remember everyone’s height because they’re aLL TALLER THAN ME) • Wow Jihoon knows when to drop in, • He's gripped your wrist to make sure you stay behind him as he growls (exo is quakin), a terrifying hiss you'd never associate with someone as soft as Jihoon, at the dangerous stalker you had acquired  • Despite this, the feral vamp still lunges, dark sunken eyes focused onto you, almost oblivious of Jihoon • You guess he's hungry, and would feel bad if he wasn't making an attempt on your life • But I guess your own will to live outweighs your ability for sympathy, • (Can't relate) • But Jihoon skilfully spins you away before catching the attacker and basically throwing that bitch into a wall like shit man he got that pOwER • (By EXO is a bop), • You're shook because Jihoon, don't kill the already undead lil shit pls have some manners  • But then he grabs your hand and quickly leads you away like bruh slow down I'm only human, • "I'm so so sorry y/n, are you okay? Why are you out so late?" • You laugh at him as he stops you in a shadow of the already dark night, and wrap your arms around his shoulders tightly, • He's tense at first because human contact?? Why aren't u afraid imma drink your blood god dammit??? •And Jihoon can hear your blood and he's trying so hard not to smell it because you're in his arms and it'd be too easy, too evil (oh nonononono jeojang you ain’t gettin none of my blood) • But he wraps his arms loosely around you and sighs, calming himself down from the rage he felt when he'd seen you in imminent danger • Because this person protects him with everything they have in the day and damn if he wasn't going to finally return the favor • "Why sorry, Jihoon, you just saved my life, god, thank you so much," • You jump back and beam at him because nothing in your whole language can tell him how much you love him in that moment • "It's a vampire, he shouldn't have done that, I'm just sorry," • You can't stand the way Jihoon looks, ashamed and disappointed, • "Don't be stupid, it's not your fault, there are feral people in every race," (-me to haters) • Jihoon's dark eyes stare into yours for a second; you feel as if you're being weighed up, but you stare back, letting him run through whatever thought process he's going through • "You should be careful when you’re out so late, there's too many people like that," • He softens instantly, running his eyes across you, checking to see if you're still in one piece, a hand subconsciously running through your hair, and tilting your head side to side to check the veins in your neck were untouched • The cold of his hands tickle, and the sensation sends tingles down your spine but you don't say anything, just wait till he's done and hold up your bag from the shop • He sighs with a smile, he gently places his hand in between your shoulder blades, pushing forward carefully as the two of you begin walking • "Let's get you home," • Honestly after that night you're shook at how different Jihoon was • In school he's quiet and polite, keeping to himself • But damn this Jihoon almost body slammed someone and talked with utter confidence in his element (i mean have you seen his bice-nope not getting wrekt today bitches) • You loved it tbh the real boy was showing and you were his no.1 fan • You find yourself walking home together the next day, you don't live that close but his house is sort of on the way to yours so it works • And you don't want anyone to pick on him in the daylight when he's alone because some people are absolute jerks • You hold your umbrella high to cover mainly Jihoon as the sun lies in the sky; again, there's only so much incredibly strong sun cream made for vampires can do, and you know the sun still stung, so you bought along your very handy, black umbrella for protection • Jihoon smiled at you when you first brought it out, and you let it make your stomach flip • "You know, I was thinking," • His voice is quiet, soft, weaker, as it always is in the day, and you raise your eyebrows questioningly, to which he huffed at you • "I think you should give me your phone number," • Wow you legit choke • Jihoon takes the umbrella carefully from your arm so you don't have to hold it so high for him, smiling softly at you • "You're a very straightforward guy, let me tell you that," • He laughs at that as you pass him your phone • "You like to go out at night right? Like some freedom? Since you stick up for me at school, I think whenever you want to go out, call me. I'll accompany you and fight off any bad guys," • "Maybe I'll take you up on that," • You swipe your phone back after he’s texted you and pinch his cool cheek making a light blush appear • "Honestly though, please call whenever you want, I'm always awake at night because of the whole, yanno, vamp thing, and I'd like to-" • " Y/n, Jihoon!" • One of your close friends call, running across the road towards the two of you, cutting him off • You're on edge because like??? What would he like to do???? But your friend has good intentions as they join the two of you and happily chat, and you decide you'll just have to leave it a mystery • But from then on you two are honestly your own tiny squad • Jihoon becomes more open with you, more talkative at school and happier whenever you're near, sitting with his vampire friends but sometimes joining you as well • Because he's now more confident that this isn't just a one sided friendship, that he takes and you give, but he now knows he can help you as well and it lifts his non beating heart • And you're not, by nature, supposed to be a nocturnal animal but you swear you're turning into one • You always sleep as soon as you get home from school and spend your nights walking around at night with Jihoon, chatting and relishing in the silence of the darkness and the secrets the stars hold • Your secrets; you've told them how he makes your arms tingle and heart race and how you'd protect him with not only your voice, even though you know he probably doesn't need to be protected • (Ofc he does, even strong ass people need to be protected sometimes, y'all let yourself be soft) • But honestly you're so glad you snapped that day in the corridor • "Okay but what if you're totally evil after all and you're just lulling me into your lair?” • You question isn't invalid, Jihoon has your hand in his chilly one, but it's nice in the summer air, • It's pitch black, possibly 12 or 1 A.M, and Jihoon is leading you through a nearby park, you can feel shrubbery around you but you have no idea what's happening • "Do you honestly trust me so little?" • Jihoon's super speed surprises you all of the time, so when he suddenly wraps his arms around your shoulder and whispers to your ear when he was leading in front 0.28472 seconds ago you're definitely shook • He lowers his voice in an imitation to scare you but it only makes you crack up • You laugh and push forward, spinning around so he can see your face, even though you can't see him properly, only a faint white glow • You sense him sitting down, and he tugs your hand so you can join him, knees bumping together • "What can I say, I bet my blood taste great," • He chokes a laugh at that, which makes your head snap to where you know he is • "What are you laughing at? You think my blood taste bad? Are you insulting me Park Jihoon?" • Your mock offence makes him laugh again, and that sound is the only fuel you'll ever need again, you feel like you could live off it, the ring of this vampires laugh • "Quite the opposite, you don't know how tempting it is," • I mean this could make things awkward, but it's you and Jihoon, so you giggle and take it as a compliment, you know he'd never do something like that without permission • "Well maybe one day, Mr. Park, when you've fought off a gang of evil vampires and forgotten to drink your bag of animal blood for breakfast, I'll let you," • He hums at that and looks to the stars, and you take up tracing the dark veins that weave across his bare arms, wondering how it all works, how vampires work, how they live, how people live with such hate built in their hearts towards those who are different • "Why did you do it, that day? Why did you shout for me?" • You, in turn, hum at this, and send him a smile • "You obviously weren't going to, and I was sick of the meaningless hate you got," • You state your thoughts as they are, not altering them, you'd never had to alter them for your vampire friend, so why now • "You have no idea how hot that makes you," (smooth, fam) • Wow Jihoon has a talent for making you choke on your breath, because once again his straight forward words make you blush a deep ruby • It seems Jihoon wasn't going to change his thoughts for you either • "Pardon me?" • You raise your eyebrows at him with a smile, playing laid back even though you know he can hear your heartbeat speeding up • Like jeez wow you can't hide anything • "The way you didn't care; you didn't care and you still don’t. You don't care that people call you a rat, carrying a parasite, or whatever. You were brave, because you didn't like the inequality and the fact you think outside of the box and do whatever you can just to make me feel more...more included. Just how you stand for what you believe, that's pretty beautiful" • It isn't exactly poetry, and it doesn't get across how Jihoon feels to the extent he wants it to, but you understand the message, and that's all that matters honestly • "It's what you deserve, Jihoon," • His dark eyes stare at you then, closer than you remember • "You think? You think I deserve something so wonderful?" • "I know, silly, I don't only think," • He goes silent again at that, tracing patterns with his cold hands onto your palm • You can guess what he's thinking • All through his school life he's been told he was dirt and an inconvenience, an insect, (a stuck-up half witter scruffy-looking nerf-herder,) • So when someone finally tells him he's worth something? He deserves something good? • He's stumped, and you know he's trying to get his head around it • "Y/n, I'm trying not to kiss you right now," • Bitch okay he may be thinking that as well • "As long as you promise not to lose your head and try to drain me of my blood, then I think there's no reason in trying not to, if I'm being honest," • His eyes b u r n like shit that's intense okay • His spare hand, the one not constantly drawing patterns onto your arm, the same steady cold as they always had been, moves to rest on the back of your neck • It makes your hair stand up and goose-bumps to jump and run along your neck • "I can't say I can promise anything," • His voice is soft again before he presses his lips to yours, gentle as he always had been with you, and it makes your head spin wildly • Your hands jump up his spine in a dance of emotion and tangle into his dark hair • Jihoon is just lost in your warmth, the warmth of your heart and the warmth of your hands and lips • The two of you gaze at the sky later, making promises and telling truths you thought only the sky would ever know • You've never felt as if someone else could make you feel like one, whole, but with a cold hand encircling yours, your head resting on his soft stomach, no words have ever made more sense to you

[aporiven-blog]

Sharpshooters Log

@pidgepodgepadgepudge​ @stargazershiro​

Sorry for it being a bit belated. I’m in a place with no internet. I hope you enjoy reading this as much as I enjoyed writing it <3 Happy Voltron Positivity Day!

Sharpshooters log stardate…something. I dunno what date it is tbh. Mullet McCrankypants AKA Keith mcFREAKING Kogane is like the WORST teacher in the history of EVER. I can hear him yelling over my shoulder right now about how I don’t take instruction well, but let me tell you my dudes, you have to maybe EXPLAIN stuff in order for ANYONE to take instruction well. Now he’s yelling and saying he explained just fine. LIES AND SLANDER I TELL YOU!

Let me just set the scene…

Allura decided we needed to be more proficient in weaponry that wasn’t our own. For one week, the princess decided we’d pair up with a fellow paladin and learn their bayard weapon, which was AWESOME! I mean everyone’s bayards are pretty cool imho so yeah, I’m SO down. First, I got to work with Hunk which okay sure it’s a gun, but Hunk’s bayard weighs a freaking TON. But me being the sharpshooter of the group (Keith is now snickering and mutter something about being the sharploser. He’s super proud of that burn. Whatever.) ANYWAYS. Once I could figure out how to CONTROL the giant laser gun I wasn’t half bad, but I also see why Hunk has that weapon. His aim isn’t made for squeezing off single impossible shots like yours truly, and I have a hard time just shooting a steady stream where Hunk is ON POINT. So, it’s kinda cool to see how each of our bayards was chosen for us for a reason!

Pidge was next and HOO BOY I didn’t think I would have so much FUN with that little thing, but grapplehooks are my JAM! I was actually pretty beastly at it. WAY better than Keith. (Keith would like me to inform you that he was good at it…just not as good as me. Keith has now punched me in the shoulder…hard.) I wasn’t bad at that either. Tbh, I gotta say this really helped me figure out that I could probably wield anything if I put my mind to it.

Probably even a sword if I had a less crappy teacher (He hit me again). As you can guess after I mastered repelling with Pidge’s bayard and Pidge blew a hole in the wall with mine (Kickback is NOT a 14 year olds friend) I moved on to mullet.

There was a whole lot of whining on my part and Keith telling me to just deal with it, because we HAD to do it, which was true but the whining and complaining always made ME feel better. Honestly, I was kinda of excited at first to try out a sword, I mean what kid doesn’t dream of fighting the forces of darkness with a bad ass blade (For the record Keith wants me to inform you that I only have that dream because I watched too much Bleach growing up).

ANYWAYS. So, me and Keith are standing face to face. I’ve got a practice sword, which okay so Pedro, my older bro, he had a sword, he took a few classes with it before he realized he wanted to do something else (mainly be a pilot at the Garrison). So, he showed me some things, so it’s not like I didn’t know SOME THINGS about how to hold a sword. Of course, it’s not GOOD enough for Keith, which okay I can’t believe I’m saying this, but it was pretty sloppy. So, Keith started walking around me like some sort of drill sergeant and he’s NOT SAYING ANYTHNG, just using the point of his bayard to move my feet, my stance. He pushed my shoulders down because they weren’t in the right position. I asked him what he was doing and he told me my stance sucked, and he was trying to make is suck less.

Once that was FINALLY finished we got to actually use the swords. I held my stance and waited for Keith to do something but he just stood there. I snapped at him not like yelled but LITERALLY snapped at him because EARTH TO KEITH, or more like SPACE to Keith, but that just doesn’t sound as good amirite? I dunno what he was thinking about, but his answer was “Stuff.” I mean, what kinda answer is that anyways? Stuff. Once mullet joined us in the land of the living once again, he showed me a couple of combos. You know perry perry thrust thrust, gooood. Princess Bride? Anyone? Come ON it’s a CLASSIC. I picked it up pretty well. (Keith is behind me arguing that I didn’t, but considering my crappy teacher I think I did). I wasn’t AWFUL, but I wasn’t KEITH. I never could be, could I? That was the whole problem with…with well EVERYTHING. I was never going to be a as good, or as smart or as freaking WONDERFUL as Keith Kogane. That didn’t mean I wasn’t going to do what I always did and try my hardest though. So, I mirrored every stance, every move Keith made. Until I could match him stroke for stroke. It wasn’t as pretty that’s for sure, but it was a solid effort. (What no comment from the mullet gallery?)

The problem was…I like to talk. I mean, if you know me, I don’t really know when to shut up. So, the entire time, I was talking….and Keith wasn’t a fan I guess. He started out okay. I mean I grew up on video games with my siblings. Trash talking is what you did. It was just a whole nother part of combat tactics. At first Keith was down you know? He would shoot things back, not very GOOD things. He’s never been great at sick burns like yours truly. (If he keeps punching me I’m gonna have a bruise).

The point was at first Keith was enjoying me running my mouth. He was engaging which to me is SO important, but eventually as all things do with us, it turned into a fight.

“Why can’t you just focus on your moves, Lance?” Keith asked me with his frustrated huff. It sounds like an emo 15-year-old girl. (Ha! Dodged that one!)

“What are you too distracted? Gonna be real sad when I tell everyone I beat you by talking smack.” I pointed out with a satisfied smirk. How lame was THAT gonna look?

So, Keith started going at me harder, faster, you know basically I was pushing all of his buttons as usual and that just made my mouth run ALL the more.

‘You missed that one, Mullet. Oh! That one too! Wow are you getting worse?” Which is when Keith decided that he would do the most UNHONORABLE thing and sweep my legs out from under me and PIN me to the mat, which by the way was NOT how the exercise was supposed to go. I was VIOLATED PEOPLE!

I’m pinned and this jerk is sitting on me which his HEAVY af thighs and he pins my wrists to the floor and just like full on growls. “Would you just shut UP for once in your LIFE?”

Now normally this is where people shut up, but ask Danny Delasario about how much I shut up when my life is being threatened. My dentist can vouch for the fact I do NOT shut up when I am told things like that. Anyways so, I’m staring at Keith and HOO BOY if looks could kill I’d be out an airlock already.

Mullet’s eyes are narrowed, breath coming in short sharp bursts, nails digging into my wrists slightly, and the first thing that pops in my brain is if this wasn’t Keith, it would be kinda hot, which I did NOT say thankfully, but what I did wasn’t much better. In true Lance McClain style and jutted my chin out and issued a challenge.

“Oh yeah, Keith? Why don’t you make me?”

Yeah, probably not the BEST idea I’ve ever had, because the way he was looking I was pretty sure dude was gonna pummel me into the floor at any moment anyways so might as well go out with a bang.

You know what he did next? He put his hand OVER my MOUTH like I’m some kind of 12-year-old. So, like a 12-year-old, I licked his palm. That grossed him out enough to get his ass off me, which gave ME enough time to pin HIM to the floor. So, I’m pretty much doing a victory dance by now, because Keith is PINNED and I did THAT and I deserve a pat on the back, but Keith is wide eyed and is giving me the WEIRDEST look from where he’s lying and I can’t quite figure out what’s going on. (Keith has expressed that I NEVER know what’s going on which I responded to by kicking him in the shin). I just keep staring, but because I have NO idea what to do about this quiet considering Keith and it’s FREAKING me OUT.

Which escalated SO quickly because Keith went from intently trying to stare a hole into my head to yanking me down by my chest plate and kissing me. Three things happened in that moment. One: I panicked. Full on HOLY CRAP SOS MAYDAY panicked. Did Keith hit his head when I rolled him for the pin? Two: I had some sort of epiphany that MAYBE just MAYBE this was the reason we were fighting all the time. Some weird sort of tension that had NOTHING to do with rivalry or hating each other AT ALL. Three: I kissed him back.

Hands in his hair with a strange noise that I wasn’t even sure I made. I pulled back first because well Keith was under me it’s not like he had a whole lot of places he could go. He smirked up at me and I my cheeks must have been SO bright from blushing, but I still managed a cool and collected “what?” (Keith says it was neither cool or collected and that I squeaked), and Keith grinned.

“Shut you up, didn’t I?” He asked smugly.

So, then I wiped that smug look right off his pretty face.

Now I’m documenting the momentous occasion because I think the world needs to know that I, Lance Alejandro McClain have caught Keith Kogane in my love web…  

…and I’m not letting him go any time soon.

He’s pulling me away now. He can’t get enough of thi-

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