#bro ;-;

[thebitchbehindtheslaughter]

I just finished watching The Dragon Prince (or what’s been released of it this far) and honestly? I don’t think I’m ever gonna mentally recover from that

[maclove54]

Oswald and Mickey: The lost brothers

YEAH EPIC MICKEY REBRUSHED IS OUUUUUT!!!

#EpicMickeyRebrushed #toons #oswald #mickeymouse

[testoster0ne]

johnny

[ex-frat-man]

[facelessmime]

Meet Kyll! One of the DDs from Schrod's squad. Unlike Schrod, he CAN go into kill mode. Actually... He may spend to much time in kill mode. As in he almost is never out of it haha!

I'll make a ref eventually- I just got really into this. Tah!

[jockdumboy]

BROOOOOOOO THIS FILE THOOOO FR DA BEST TOPPPPP. FUKS WIT UR MIND SM

[typhlonectes]

[noodles-and-tea]

Jmart is such a cute name too 😭

[fox-guardian]

hi was talkin about it on discord CELIA WAS PLANNING TO SEND SAM INTO THE EYEPOCALYPSE. SHE SAID SHE DIDN'T HAVE ANYWHERE TO GO BACK TO. AND SHE WAS GONNA SEND SAM THERE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW IT GOT FIXED. HER PLAN WAS TO SEND HIM TO THE 1000 TERROR HELLS WORLD. BRO.

[sleepyycapybara]

Percy: Jason pissed me off yesterday so I changed the background of my phone to a random man

Annabeth: I don't think Jason will care you guys aren't dating, I don't even think he checks your phone!

High pitched screams coming from the Zeus cabin..

Jason: PERCY, WHO THE FUCK IS THIS

Y'all I posted this not even like a few hours ago? How the freak did this get 100 notes? This is like my 10th post?

[moodyvoid]

LMAO NOT BAKUGOU GETTING HIMSELF CANCELLED

[prokopetz]

The claims of certain popular YouTube videos notwithstanding, I do not believe that we are in fact living in a world in which "bro" is in the process of evolving into a new third-person pronoun, but by god I wish we were.

[onelittlespiral]

FML: Video

“Shoot, I don’t know about this. Something about watching this feels weird.”

My bro just kept holding my face, “You said you wanted to be one of the bros dude. Just keep watching, this video will tell you everything you need to know”

“Yeah, you said that, but this is just static and nonsense, and something about it has me on edge. Just let me get out of here.”

“But don’t it speak to you? Isn’t there something you want to let out jock boy.”

“I…no, no I… I can’t… stop, what’s happening?”

“Jock boy is about to learn what being a bro is all about. Jock boy wants to listen carefully to his bro and watch the video.”

“No no no… but, it… it sounds so… calm…”

“Yeah jock boy, just like a mind vacation. Just let it happen. Good jock boy.”

“Must… listen… to… bruuuuhhh.”

Sometimes it takes a little convincing, but eventually they all fall. Their eyes grow wide before their muscles go limp and mouths drop open. It usually only takes a little bit for them to process. But when they finally do come too, it’s like a whole different world in there. The first one I did by accident. Found the weird file and sent it to my roommate as a joke. It wasn’t until I got back from class that I saw just how much power I now had.

Gone was the theater kid, in his place was a souped up bro ready to knock back some cold ones, and get sweaty in the gym. It was a surprise when he began rubbing my thigh in the sauna, and pulled me in for a kiss. I melted in his arms as he positioned me on the bench and began stretching me out. I was so relaxed he slid in with no lube, fucking me raw and hard as his tongue kept my mouth distracted from moaning. Thought I just got lucky there, happened to get a gay guy. But I quickly learned for him now, “any hole’s a goal.” And it was confirmed when I tried it with a second guy:

Good old Southern boy, and as straight as they came. Thought he was hot shit in class. Sent him the file when we were on a group project together. By the next day when he came in, he couldn’t add two numbers together with a calculator. He was still smug as hell but in bed, let’s just say he earned it. He was about as thick as an ear of corn, and he knew how to plow a field and spread his seed.

I had tried a couple others since then. A scholarship rival here. A group mate there. A couple disappointing dates that ended up really turning the night around. But my friend had finally gotten curious and started asking some questions. I didn’t need someone to question what was happening. I needed a lifting buddy. This was my first time trying to edit the file to get some different results.

“Hey, bro? What happened last night? I feel hung over as fuck..”

Holy shit he was massive. “Nothing too much bro. You just got fucking shit faced.”

“Huhuhu, yeah,” he gawfed, “sounds right.

It was time to try the trigger and see how much the changes worked, “Hey, jock boy, tell me your name.”

His laughter stopped as his eyes glossed over, “My name is Jack, but my friends just call me Jacked.”

“What do you want more than anything, jock boy?”

“To serve my bros,” he replied.

“Will you do anything for them?”

His mind flickered for a moment. I saw a look of confusion pass over him. He looked down, “Hey, what… WHAT HAPPENED? What did you do-“

I walked up and held his face“JOCK BOY, STOP.”

He tried to fight it, his mind pulling him back to the abyss. But as I watched his body slowly relax, I knew I had won even before he said, “Ye-yeah. Sure thing bro.”

“Jock Boy, will you do anything for your bros?”

His face broke out in a shiteating grin, “Fuck yeah, anything for my bros.”

“New exercise routine. You, face down, ass up. My bed. Now.”

He excitedly ran back to my bedroom. I heard the bed squeal under his weight. Good to know I could edit things. Can’t always let my bros have all the fun.

[testoster0ne]

dylan

[ex-frat-man]

[fitstud]