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bulldog-butch · 2 years ago

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cis men love to complain about having to stop and put a condom on meanwhile lesbians are out here having to stop and scramble around to find their harness and the right dick and then get into the harness and make sure the straps are tightened enough and the dick is oriented the right way

#braver than any us marine 🫡#also shout out to femmes who watch like they’re watching the sexiest thing in the world and not me struggling #to make sure i don’t put my foot in the wrong loop #bork bork!

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jellicle-chants · 8 months ago

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love to see other people’s rarepairs on the dash. like i didn’t even know this was a thing until now but i’m rooting for you!!!

#even better if it’s a fandom i have no knowledge of and/or it’s hotly contested amongst the fandom #braver than any us marine 🫡

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cillianthecryptid · 2 years ago

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Cryptid spotted 👆

#idk who the photographer was that chose this angle but you’re braver than any US marine 🫡#cillian murphy #cillian the cryptid

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runwayblues · 2 years ago

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THE SOUND THAT I JUST MADE

#sam girls 🫡🫡🫡#braver than any us marine #holy SHIT #sam kiszka #sam gvf #greta van fleet #gvf

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armandyke · 2 years ago

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being so so normal about David at UK Comic Con

#I’ve been slowly descending into madness all month waiting for tickets to go on sale #only to find out they won’t be released until next month #my brother is braver than any us marine for agreeing to come with me 🫡#FOR LEGAL PURPOSES THIS WAS A JOKE #David if ur reading this I won’t bite I prommy

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akkivee · 2 years ago

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nobody has ever understood what you were giving but it’s okay i understand you ew02 ramunui

#this is vee speaking #I THINK #i believe this is a statement fashion piece rather than wearable fashion!!!!!!!#and the statement is ‘LOOK AT THE LOVE AND FREEDOM HES FINDING’#with the bird feathers and roses all over his sleeves!!!!#and the nui is very cute lmao he’s so baby with that lollipop in his mouth and his little baby updo #like imagine this ramunui in a pink lolita dress LIKE???????#peak kawaii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🩷💛🩷💛#lol i think they’re all very cute i only hope they all have the same size head 🙂#since nagosaka came late to the game ig their plushies were under different standards so their heads are bigger than the og divisions #and it’s a little strange lol like i have nb&mcd nuis and samatoki and ichiro are the actual gold standard for these nuis #so you really shouldn’t compare them to any of the others lmao but it is a noticeable difference in circumference lol #good luck to all those people about to play the crane games for these nuis y’all are braver than any us marine 🫡😭😭😭#c: ramuda

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osteichthyens · 1 year ago

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its a hard job reblogging all your art but im a soldier

VJEHFKSJDJS I'M SORRY

#fitzkin is braver than any us marine #gndnn thank you for sticking with me despite the bullshit soldier 🫡🫡❤️#ask

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cas---2y5 · 8 months ago

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okie dokie new hobby abandoned 👍

#zoomed out of my photoshop doc #drawing looked horrible #so bad i almost had a breakdown #closed photoshop 👍#gonna stick to writing and maybe the occasional sketch #artists u are braver than any US marine 🫡

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zukotheartist · 2 years ago

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Ik Miles is the bravest spider-person bc he actually told his caribbean mom "whatever" after arriving late AND he got a B in spanish, braver than any us marine fr🫡

#i just hang up on mine without letting her finish so im also quite brave and risktaking #atsv #across the spiderverse #smatsv #miles morales #spiderman #al's post #hung* lol

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fatliberation · 8 months ago

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ur braver than any us marine, ur amazing, ur the coolest and i hope you have an amazing day

🫡🫡🫡

#inbox

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bundleofboys · 9 months ago

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u are braver than any us marine for hand drawing all those breast i mean chest hairs 🫡 ty for ur service i love ur ocs!!

Thank you 😂♥️ it's time consuming, but honestly kind of relaxing too!

#anon ask #ask #thank you for the kind message!#they really make my day #glad you like my funny guys #:)

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space-gutz · 4 months ago

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thinking so hard about @corntort ‘s sfarx design after reading sfarx fanfic (brain explosion) … i would not want to put my arms in there but armstrong is braver than any us marine 🫡

i think maybe i wildly overestimated how big sfarx is but shhh maybe armstrong is just really teeeeny tiny… just a little guy tiny little armstrong tiny like an ant…. teeny old man small emoji tiny small man … puny …

#my lizard ocs are infecting the way i draw everything #lizardcore mouth right there #anyways uhhhhh hi helloooooo i have wanted to draw this sfarx design forever #so fucking cool and epic … hugely inspirational 🕺#the mental image of sfarx lying on the floor awkwardly during the tests was so funny to me #it was this or i was going to draw it hunched and trying not to bonk its head on the ceiling lmao #anyways …#spark the electric jester #stej #spark the electric jester spoilers #sfarx #sfarx stej #armstrong #armstrong stej #dr armstrong #fanart #my art

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realm-of-the-mad-god · 3 months ago

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I am SO glad I'm six years late to TM9 because I can't binge watch these episodes fast enough, I can't imagine the agony of waiting between sessions for years.

OG TM9 fans are braver than any US Marine 🫡

#critical role #the mighty nein #i stg im about to start watching on 1.25 speed im just AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA and i feel like im not even far into it enough to even talk/#about it to other fans that have already finished it

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oughtabeinpxctures · 1 month ago

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🫡 you’re a bigger and braver man than any us marine