i think it would be really funny if mike crew had gone back to herbert knox and just. not even fed him to the vast. but like, sent jude perry in his general direction
like we know they're acquainted (unless jude's just a stalker) since she knows his address
and the sheer disgust when he calls the guy a 'nasty, grubby old man who stank of sweat and self-importance' makes me think he's not even worth feeding to the entity that enabled mike's transcendence
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dan’s commitment issues don’t extend to phil simply because phil isn’t a commitment, he’s part of him, a physical extension that he realistically at this point probably couldn’t live without
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skz groupchat where they all send vids of them fucking you, just bragging about fucking their best friend and who fucks them better. doubles as a gallery for you to go and rewatch that time minho edged you, the time jeongin covered your face in his cum, the time bin put his thumb in your ass while hitting it from the back, etc etc.
ohhh yeah you're onto something. you're able to go back and watch the copious amounts of videos hyunjin's taken of you and the other members too. maybe it's you between all of 3racha, pumping hannie and binnie's cocks in your hand while chan eats your pussy out to the point you're gushing. maybe it's from a sleepover in the other dorm - a video of minho fucking you to sleep, or a short clip of jeongin fingering you and talking dirty to you until you cry. hyunjin's favourite thing is to film you with your lixie though.. you're both so sweet, lix mumbling sweet nothings into your ear with that deep deep voice while you wail and gush around him.. and oh oh oh what if he took a cute little vid of you and seungmin playing with your puppy ears on, rutting against eachother with your clothes still on AND AND AND AND
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When both of your boyfriends have huge boobs because one’s a blacksmith and the other is in the military
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human whose car breaks down in the middle of the night and they can’t stay there so they start walking hoping they’ll find anyone who can help, but they just get so so tired
they stumble into a camp where everyone is clearly asleep and all but collapse, laying down under a tree and falling asleep instantly
they wake up inside, draped in a blanket, cuddled up to a gnoll who’s holding them so so delicately while six or seven others watch to make sure they’re ok
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