#brad bear

[bronwiebear-brad]

that lovers to strangers with brad

that is a big bloody yes

[silviacrossdresser]

"Muppets" comic strip from March 20, 1985, by Guy and Brad Gilchrist.

[whatissideways]

I'm going to be dramatic about the Bruins for a moment: Ullmark, Lauko, DeBrusk, Grzelcyk; you can win the cup without them... won't it feel hollow, though? Marchy will conquer Mt Doom for Bergy, and Zadarov is respecting the Big Z legacy... but.... maybe I'll feel the heartbeat again when the team gets together on the ice.

Personally, I'm sure Swayman will take a plane, train, ferry, mountaineering guide and a Sherpa to share a cup day with Ully (he'll even have packed cinnamon rolls).

[ultram0th]

Bodybuilder Brad Rowe relaxed by the pool, soaking in the sun as he lied back on the chair. He’d been given a fancy room at the hotel where the bodybuilding competition was set to take place, and it included full use of the pool, which the hunk took full advantage of.

Brad had just finished his work out for the day and had thought that relaxing by the water was the perfect way to unwind. The pool area was surprisingly empty, so the muscle man enjoyed the silence and the calming warmth that greeted him. Since he was expected to show off his muscled body the next day, the bodybuilder had brought some sunscreen with him to avoid getting burned.

His new assistant had given it to him. It was supposed to be some fancy sunscreen from Europe or wherever. He couldn’t read the language that was written on the blue bottle, but there was a cartoonish picture of a bear on the front that was flashing a thumb’s up.

The bodybuilder squirted some of the sunscreen into his palms, lathering up his large muscles. It smelt a little bit like musk, making him scrunch up his nose, but his assistant had sworn by it, saying that it would quote: “Change his life”. How sunscreen could do that, Brad had no clue. However, he didn’t want to get any points deducted from the competition over something as stupid as a sunburn, so he continued to smear the smelly substance all over his muscles.

The musky smell settled into the air around Brad, and he even started to get used to it. The muscle man closed his eyes as he relaxed underneath the hot sun, feeling little beads of sweat forming on his forehead. In fact, the rest of his body started to feel all the more sweaty and grimy, making him grimace.

There was a slight itching on his chest, and the bodybuilder scratched at it, his eyes springing open at what he felt.

“What the…?” Brad Rowe trailed off as he looked down at his chest, marveling at the sprinkling of dark hairs that were across his bulging pecs. Even before he’d started bodybuilding, Brad wasn’t a hairy man, so the hairs that had somehow spouted out of nowhere was a shock to see. However, it became an even bigger shock when he saw that they were growing at a rapid rate and spreading across the rest of his limbs.

Brad shot out of his seat in disbelief, unable to comprehend how his body hair could just grow out of nowhere like it was now. As soon as he was on his feet, the bodybuilder’s stomach fell as he felt an unfamiliar jiggle. 

“What the fuck!” he cried out in shock as he watched as his chiseled abs, from underneath a dense forest of hair, start to disappear. His six pack gradually turned into a four pack, then two, and then finally nothing. Then even that started to bulge outward as his hairy gut inflated. He grabbed at it in shock, noting how he could feel the hard muscle underneath it, letting him know that it was more akin to a roidgut than just fat.

Panicking, Brad Rowe looked around the pool for someone who could potentially help him. The musky scent of the lotion increased, and as the inflating, hairy bodybuilder took a step, he gasped at how heavy his footsteps felt. He saw that the rest of his body was starting to puff out like his growing gut. 

His legs packed on more meat, his thighs growing even more closer together to support the weight of his jiggling bubblebutt which rounded and jutted out from his backside. His muscled arms lost definition as a thick layer of fat grew over them, which were covered by thick hair. His pecs inflated some more and rested on the large gut that jutted out in front of him. All the while, that musky stench wafted off of the inflating muscle man in waves.

By the time he was done growing, the muscled man stood in shock, staring at his beefy, hairy body in horror. He had no clue what had just happened to him. He’d been cut and shredded one second, and then the next he had packed on weight like it was an extreme offseason and had grown crazy amounts of body hair. His hairy gut was so big that it even obscured the sight of his speedos, making it look like he wasn’t even wearing anything at the pool.

And the musky smell that wafted off of him was insanely strong, making him scrunch up his nose in disgust.

“There you are, Brad!” his scrawny assistant called out as he ran over to him. “Your manager called and said that we have to do your photoshoot now. So let’s get to your room so you can change.”

Brad Rowe couldn’t believe what was happening. There was no way he could take his competition photos in his inflated, hairy body. He held his larger arms out to show off his new bearish form. “B-but!” he stuttered.

His assistant mock-frowned as he fanned at the air in front of his nose. “Phew!” he teased. “Maybe we should get you in the shower first, Big Guy.”

Brad wanted to argue, to say that something horrible had happened to him, but the second his smaller assistant grabbed him by the hand, he lost his words.

The inflated bodybuilder waddled behind the smaller man as they entered the hotel. Blush formed on his face as he realized that he was parading his new beefy form in just tiny little speedos, the backs of which had wedged between his larger ass cheeks. His hairy gut jutted out in front of him, having a little bounce to it with every movement. Worst was the disgusted and sometimes lustful stares he received from the other men in the hotel lobby as they sniffed the air around him, taking in the overpowering musky smell that stuck to him.

Brad struggled to comprehend what had just happened to him, too freaked out over his new body to read the sign that he and his assistant passed which read: MUSCLEBEAR COMPETITION!

[sweetpea-and-friends]

Lunch

[chaoticgoodit]

✨In case you aren’t familiar✨

[ultra-nohai]

Brad and Chad

Requested by Wobbley

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[warmglowofsurvival]

[pedroam-bang]

Inglourious Basterds (2009)

[stargiirl27]

I was never the same after this

[haradrimculture]

@pscentral event 11: 2023 releases but fake promo with some of my favorite (and completely related) medias

DUNE, part two

- SPICE GIRLS’ Spice up your life MV (1997)

COCAINE BEAR

- Charlie Day and Jason Bateman in HORRIBLE BOSSES (2011)

JOHN WICK 4

- Jonah Hill in THIS IS THE END (2013)  

BARBIE

- Rebecca, Pocah, Lexa and Danny Bond’s Barbie MV (2022)

MAGIC MIKE’S LAST DANCE

- Channing Tatum and Brad Pitt in BULLET TRAIN (2022)

[chelseajackarmy]

Jake DeBrusk celly

[pokedcheck]

this won't be the only move,,,,,,,,,,right guys?

[sweetpea-and-friends]

brad is sitting in his favourite chair :)

[count-horror-xx]

Rip Donny donowitz you would've loved Amy winehouse

[soldierandawar]

genuinely tho. that is such a valid and very true thing to say. glee shifted culture in so many ways actually.