#booo hiss

[micamicster]

Nothing worse than waking up with a headache. Just opened my eyes and the days already ruined :|

[dailybotany]

I keep trying to make a post about Epigaea repens but tumblr HATES it. Refuses to save the draft every time.

[deseretgear]

PURIM POLL

[three-headed-monster]

bowen byram trade rumours.....

[corvidcall]

forcing myself to do some stupid exercise even though i hate it because itll improve my dumbfuck mental health or whatever

[potential-fate]

Tonight though, everyone was obsessed with Nicholas’s “dad”. Not that that was really what he was, but on paper at least, and apparently in Abraham Helios’ mind, he was Nicholas’s father. If Aunt Elaine wanted to distract him from that, Nicholas wasn’t about to complain. He could sit here and listen quietly as his half sister chatted up his recently un-dead father for reasons that were obvious even to a 15 year old. 

Admittedly, he was a little surprised at how oddly protective he felt of his own mother. Elaine kept making barely concealed remarks about her, and it was irritating him. Which was a bit odd. He’d never really cared before. It wasn’t like his mother had been a great parental figure. She’d left 90% of that to Ironman pretty much his entire life, choosing instead to lock herself away in her room, with books and liquor. 

But on the other hand, she was all Nicholas had left now that they’d shoved Ironman in a closet or a secret basement somewhere. It had always been just the three of them in this huge house. Without Ironman, that left his mother as his only real ally. Abraham Helios would never be his ally in any sense. Whether or not Nicholas was the heir to his fortune and legacy. Abraham wasn’t his friend, and he definitely wasn’t his father. At least not in anything but name.

[blood-choke]

hiya! i finally sat down and gave blood choke a couple playthroughs and i'm having a wonderful time, i can tell how lovingly this was written!!!!

i did want to let you know about a bug that i ran into on my second run where there isn't a continuation to the next scene at the bottom of the page– i'm not sure what specific details you need to find it, but its the scene where valentina is sitting in the car after we leave the club and oberon is playing messenger boy. to be more detailed, this run i've been flirting pretty heavily with clear and hana, got pretty vicious with valentina in the club, flat out refused the envelope from oberon without asking for elaboration, as well as the mc being trans. if you need more in depth details for each choice i've made so far to track down this scene, let me know and i'll be happy to respond here / send you a message!

hey! thank you so much ❤️

i think this should be fixed, someone reported this same error yesterday as well so you may have to refresh the browser or replay from a completely new file from the start 😔 sorry about that. if it’s still an issue lmk and i’ll take another look later today!

[thesunsethour]

god the mcu is so boring these days. secret invasion sucks

[moreeels]

castlevania collab is starting to piss me off sorry. Im glad grampa gets to retire by killing people forever but themed modifier and a dedicated tome and almost four(?) months of castlevania being the shiny new chapter is too much for me. and dracula isnt even sexy.

[dawnleaf37]

final call to anyone who followed me for regretevator to laeve by the way . im not getign back to it . im not . i am not

[glynjohnsfurcoat]

[candidsoup]

oh ugh just now learning this about the heartstopper author, boooooooo

I am most definitely beating a dead horse with this ask, but I gotta say something cause it's just boiling up inside my chest right now.

We all don't really like the the author for Heartstopper because she put down Asian BL and it's "Bad kinky feithisatization" and basically saying her Western work is pure and non fetishy (Fucking shoot me.)

And it just reminded of an author who did that several years back, definitely to a lesser degree though. They still did it and I remember I stopped reading it because it felt so fuckin performative and it left such a bad fucking taste in my mouth.

Author of the Webtoon Castle Swimmer had a chapter come out maybe between 2021-2022 where the main character (they are guys, they are gay for each other) saw each other again after they were apart for quite some time. When they reunited, there was as scene of them kissing and it getting juuuuuust a tiny bit spicy, not much though. It was cute, it was nice.

I go down to the comments where authors can put notes down for the webtoons and the author had written something along the lines of how the story isn't gonna be icky sexual and there is going to be no fetishy bullshit when it comes to the two main characters and fucking blah blah blah and basically implying that other webtoons that do turn sexual with it's gaybies are impure scum.

Don't know if they still feel like that

But my question is - why the fuck do these supposed queer authors or authors that make queer content always trying to save face and say that their content is better than that "icky shit",

Like fuck, Castle Swimmer has pretty decent rep in its story, but I can't seem to enjoy it when I feel as if its just their as a "HEY LOOK AT MY STORY IT HAS THE RIGHTS THINGS TO LIKE"

and unfortunately that's how I feel with most lgbtq webtoons, books, etc. Idk maybe I'm just cynical and tired or maybe they just suck at writing and incorporating queer themes and characters - I have no idea.

This probably could be worderd a lot better to bring more nuance to the table, but I am so upset at Castle Swimmer because I like it a lot, I just can't past the bullshit.

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Rest assured that the desire to shoot oneself in the foot is not restricted to authors of queer works.

"My version of this genre is so much better" is a common malady among all sorts of creators.

This particular flavor has a little more stupidass purity culture and sucking up to the mainstream, but it's not so different from the many flavors of "There's no good ___ fic, so I'm going to write some!" and "I, a ~literary~ author, know how to write genre fiction better than you hacks!"

[accustiv-archived]

🙌

NPC Meme / Accepting

Christopher Carnegie , 71 , he/him , british national

beau's paternal uncle, the older brother of his father, and the adult who officially took care of beau once his parents stopped welcoming him home.

christopher owns a chain of hotels and lives in kent. when beau was adopted, he was reluctantly supportive of his brother's decision, but never truly accepted him as a member of the family. after beau's mother made it clear that having a teenager at home, even for a few scattered weeks a years, was too much for her, chris agreed to take beau in during the holidays, but beau was not spared the resentment - christopher paid his school fees, and now was housing him outside of term time, and he made it clear that he was irritated at doing so much for someone who wasn't even blood. after jonathan's death, chris tried to buy montrose from him, multiple times. his son, oliver, is one of the only members of the family that is in decently regular contact with beau, through an old burner phone that''s the only number he still has - but chris makes sure that his desire to own the store is communicated every single time - claiming that beau's absence is having a negative effect on it's reputation. after beau sells the shop to it's long-time manager, he attempted to start a civil suit against beau, but by that point, he had disappeared.

[blondieeu]

stretch you out. eren y.

"make that shit fit"

eren keeps chanting it over and over like a prayer, whispering it to you as some kind of encouragement while you struggle to take it all on your own like you promised you could. " that's right..go 'head n' make it fit mama..fuck." your hand was wrapped tightly around the base on him, aiding your cunny.

he hissed when you got down from your elbows and laid flat on his apartment's carpeted floor to get it in a better angle, arching your back. "that's my good girl take that shit." your ass was high up in the air and if eren hadn't seen your pussy before he was definitely seeing it now. "my fuckin' pussy" he mumbled.

erens hand rubbed up your back then back down to your ass, pushing it further and further towards the base till you started to swat at his hands, protesting going fully down. "I cant take anymore" you wined with a fake attitude.

"what?- you want me to do it?" eren was quick to sit up on his hands, white t-shirt pushed up to his collar bones almost tangled with that necklace he always wears. you didn't even bother pulling his sweatpants all the way off. "I just said it doesn't fit 'ren, you want me to say it in spanish?"

eren sat up fully, the movement making his cock push into one of your gummy walls, "watch this." he grabbed one of your arms by the elbow and pulled your torso off the floor with ease. you heaved as erens hands found themselves on your love handles, pushing them down to sit you on him.

the stretch burned, you stifled a whimper - you didn't wanna be the little girl who couldn't take dick she said she could. his forearms flexed as he kept your steady, careful to ease you onto the last few inches of his shaft.

"see?" eren grinned wide, real cocky he was right about yet another thing in life. "told you it'd fit mama." he shifted under you - getting comfortable with the angle. his hands slid down from your hips, to your thighs, and back to your hips. a light coat of, well- you coated his whole shaft now.

you looked over your shoulder at him with a giddy smile, "booo you did that on purpose" his green eyes stared at your own through his short, dark brown bangs. he chuckles when you grind on him experimentally. "man, quit playin' n back that shit up girl"

blondieeu xx

[thisthisthisandthis]

luc you’re too good for them 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

[urfavlarry]

i love your sbg content!!!! if you’d like, could i request some ben and tyler hcs (separate) of the reader helping them calm down when they’re pissed at something? im a sucker when angry characters are soft for only certain people. bonus points for gentle hugs and kisses

Tyler & Ben (seperate) x gn!reader

summary: reader helps them calm down after they got pissed off because someone talked shit about reader behind readers back

warnings: swearing, bad grammar, violence, mentions of bl00d

A/N: hope this makes sense i wrote this at 1am so sorry if its shitty😭

Tyler Hernández

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School fights. Typical American high school movie type of shit, but today just had to be one of those days where it happened. You were walking to the front gate of the school when a crowd started to form and a series of ‘oohs’ and cheers were heard. It wouldn’t have interested you if you hadn’t caught your boyfriends name in that crowd. You run over and push through the people and see your boyfriend fighting your friend. You and some other person pull them away from each other, both of them beat up, well the other person a bit more. You pull Tyler by the arm and you hear curses aimed at you and Tyler; “Pussy!” “Booo!” You ignore them and hold Tylers hand, rubbing soothing circles on the back of it. You walk in silence, only Tylers huffing and heavy breathing being heard. He was looking anywhere but you, too angry to even speak.

You unlock your house and drag him to the bathroom upstairs. You sit him down on the edge of the bath tub and you crouch and open the cabinet, taking out the first aid kit. You glance over at him, his leg bouncing like it was running on electricity. “So, are you going to tell me what happened?” You ask softly as you start your clean the blood from his nose and lip, making him hiss in pain. He stays silent for a while as if he was thinking or trying to find the right words to explain the situation.

You wait patiently for him to sort it out in his head and play with his hair while sitting in his lap, softly kissing the spots that were bruised. He pulls you closer and hugs you, his face buried in your chest, mumbling swears and incoherent sentences. You rub his back and hum, knowing that mostly calms him down. He looks up at you, his gaze softening. “You ready to tell me what happened baby?” He nods and you smile, kissing his forehead. He looks away and speaks in a hushed tone; “They were.. spreading shitty things about you, so I defended you.” He says and frowns, looking guilty. “But they fucking deserved it fucking hijo de puta—” You kiss his lips to stop his rambling and his shoulders relax, kissing you back. You smile into the kiss as his hands wander down to your waist, squeezing it gently. You pull away, putting your forehead against his; “Ty, I’m glad you protected me but you don’t need to beat people up for it.” He huffs, quickly snapping back; “But—” You place your finger on his soft lips, shushing him; “No buts, you shouldn’t fight people, I don’t like seeing you hurt.” He cups your cheek and smirks up at you.

“I’d kill for you princesa.” He looks at you lovingly and pulls you into another passionate kiss.

Ben Clark

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You and the group were aware of Bens “anger issues” ever since the day you saw Logan getting bullies by Barron. You were well aware of how things like bullying triggered him so you tried to keep him away from things like that along with Aiden, who was always there to calm him down. Today Aiden wasn’t there, leaving you to deal with an angry Ben. Not that you minded but you never really calmed him down. You pull him away quickly from the fight, making him thrash around and he hits you right in the nose. You hiss in pain but drag him to the schools ‘abandoned’ bathroom. You take out some bandages and tampons, wrapping his bleeding knuckles with the bandages and clean off the blood from his lip with the tampon. He huffs, breathing heavily and his legs tremble. You finish cleaning him and gently pull him into a hug, playing with his hair. He breathes in your scent and seemingly relaxes wrapping his arms around your stomach, pulling you into his lap.

You sat there for a bit, humming the tune of his favorite song and pull away, kissing his cheek, forehead and finally his soft lips. You intended it to be a quick peck on the lips but he pulled you right back, kissing you with a bit more force. You pull away for breath and he hides his face in the crook of your neck. The bells rings but you guys stay seated on the floor of the bathroom. “Can you tell me what happened my love?” You say softly and kiss his cheek. He carefully take put his phone his head still rested against your chest, typing something on his phone.He hands you the phone after he finishes and you read it, making sure to not leave out even a single detail. “Your new friend the one you met in your volleyball class, she was saying some mean shit about you and I just snapped.”

You nod and lift his head up to look at you; “I’m really glad you stood up for me but you know you shouldn’t beat people up. I know it’s harder for you and I promise to help you through it okay?” You say with a smile and kiss his nose. You rub his back soothingly and he just fiddles with his fingers, obviously nervous. You grab his hands and kiss his knuckles, making him smile and you notice just the slightest hint of blush on his cheeks. You guys talk for the rest of the class you skipped in the bathroom and after the last bell rang you went home. You board the bus and sit down next to him and let him sleep for the rest of the bus ride. You both shared headphones and listened to your shared playlist that slowly lulled you to sleep.