#boo medieval jumpscare

[jojo-the-dogg0]

bold of u to assume there wouldn't be medieval armor cloud on this blog.

[noro-noro-noro]

dream about the hell dimension & then everyone orders the pastry i was going to get & then evil girls in the bathroom, all without proper spacing because i didn’t feel like it

ok so my dream was first like there was an orphanage or maybe a highschool but the further down you went it started looking like some medieval dungeon and then you had to go through the floor trapdoor where shit was looking like the nether but with nitra veins. I was worried bc something down in the bottom could instakill people. it's so windy outside & when the wind blows really strong it comes around the corner of the house and goes oouuaaaauuoo & this jumpscares me sometimes. anyway I was in the highschool & I was really worried bc my sister was in the dungeon mines & she could die so I decided to skip class & go look for her. some dude asked me what w wrong & when I told him, he came with me too. he looks like a dude I went to design camp with in 2015 that always had Cheeto dust on his face, or maybe his skin was just naturally orange? idk. didn't like him much. anyway we went down there & there was another group of people & I went & found my sister & she was fine. we finished up her mission & then all started heading out. the area now looked like an over the top library, like hunt library with the stupid chairs and ridiculous amounts of empty space and shit with dumb colors. anyway there was this popular coffee/pastry shop that everyone always said was sooo good & I thought "I could go for a coffee & pastry." so I got in line & checked out the pastry & there was this one strawberry icing one that I was like ooh yum! but everyone cut in front of me & ordered something & I was like "do you fucking mind" & then the pastry I wanted was sold out. the guy that went with me ordered the last one. i asked what other pastries there were & the lady (she was Asian) was like you're SO picky you're holding up the line & I was like ma'am I am literally just asking because you let all these people in front of me. & she rolled her eyes & pointed off to the side &85 was all pretzels or just regular slices of bread. no more strawberry pastry. & she waslike "try this" & shoved a q tip dipped in some drink at me & I tried it & it tasted like green tea, which I don't like. i was lik "thanks I don't want anything bye" & everyone was like booing at me & talking shit because I ended up not getting anything from the Famous Coffee Place 🙄  . everyone had their own space to be & our space specifically was on the 3rd floor or something & it was dark blue. I had to go the bathroom but all the bathrooms were mysteriously missing, so I was lik 'whateve" & went to the common area before everyone else would get there bc I was sick and tired of being shit talked. the common area had like built in Z brush so I started painting a grassy hill (bc the floor sloped down) & then Edward elric judo throwing those rude people so hard they folded in half and died like hayami masaki did to his weird dad. I stopped for a minute bc I thought I remembered a bathroom that might be open, & I passed a girl who always wore orange. she always joked she was from another dimension & she was like standing outside the bathroom door. as I passed her I became her & then going into the bathroom took us into some interconnected public bathroom dimension. all the stalls stretched on forever and also were increasingly warped, & there were mismatched doors from other places. I heard girls shrieking PSYCHO!!!! PSYCHO!!! & approaching the nearest door so I thought I needed to get back out, but the door exploded open first and there was a whole pack of girls looking frenzied with like cartoonihsly swirly eyes like leshy but with black irises and they also had long black nails? claws? chasing another girl, who was crying and streaked with blood. I ended up following them without meaning to & thinking "I can hide in a stall & finally take a shit in peace", but she was also planning on hiding. they found her anyway. she was crying and calling for her mom & standing in front of the stall I was in. the stalls were all fucked up again because in any dream where needing to take a shit is a plot point, the bathroom stalls are tiny and don't go all the way to the floor (they stop at like mid torso) and your head sticks out and the toilets are also disgusting. so I was pretty much just standing in a stall over a nasty toilet with my head sticking out. the other crazy girls looked at me &in response (since I was now surrounded and trapped in the stall bc crying girl in front of me & crazy girls on all sides) I like growled & made a classical Melanie funnie noise & they were like yeah girlie you're one of us! then this giant door appeared in midair & opened,spilling white sunlight that contrasted the dingy orangish fluorescence & that girl's mom came out, haloed in white light. there was a brightly colored and kinda cartoony city behind her. she had kind of pinkish brown hairin a braid & she said "[her daughters name]?" . the crazy girls were momentarily taken aback, but immediately attacked her. the girl was crying & reached out to her mom, but her mom started laughing & revealed she was also crazy like everyone else with the eyes. the other girl was standing right in front of me in my stall like having a full on breakdown, & the mom took something that looked like a shirt fluorescent lightbulb out of her purse & turned it on. it was glowing hot immediately. she was laughing & she pushed the hot glowing through her daughter's forehead & basically cut off the entire top of her head above the eyes. I didn't know what expression to make during this, so I just focused on not paying attention and looking neutral. the top of the head went splorch one way & the body fell forwards. then a middle aged white guy on the way to being a neckbeared also leaned out of the door portal. he had a baby stroller & he took the laser hot knife thing from the mom & then looked at me & said "I need to finish my homework" & used the knife to carve a flower shaped hole into my forehead. at this point, the girl in orange died, and I reappeared back outside the bathroom. I decided to wait until later and went back down the stairs to the common area, but it was now full of those people. they'd finished the grassy hill but erased Edward elric and the corpses I had started to draw. I was kind of annoyed, but you know what? whatever