#blasting thermodynamic lawyer

[swampthing07]

Hehe, I didn't let the police merge in front of me in the parking lot >:]

[pastelclownkitty]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to constantly adjust the volume on my headphones to fit the mood of the song

[1t-wasnt-m3]

Imagine being able to read peacefully without music blasting in your ears

[max-the-silly-guy]

I can imagine Newton's music taste being the most hectic shit ever like one moment he's listening to Mozart's seventh symphony the next he's blasting Thermodynamic Lawyer on full volume

[skhardwarevers1]

I got new headphones and my first instinct was to play thermodynamic lawyer full blast 💥

[who-the-fuck-is-sennalye]

blasting thermodynamic lawyer singing along as my sister regifts the Zhu Zhu Pets soundtrack cd I got for her birthday as a joke (it was a dollar on clearance) (she hates it) (I'm losing it) (thank you for the CDs mom and dad not my sister)

[iris-echos]

Me on new years eve 2024 with blackbox warrior-okultra (true story actually that i would very much like to tell)

Yknow what fuck it under the cut imma put the story which is basically my origin story as a will wood fan

Okay so once upon a time there was a genderfluid rat motherfucker named echo

Hi. Thats me.

Uhhhhhh

So yeah being genderfluid there are a R I D I C U L O U S amount of us who are will wood fans so i had a couple pretty well known songs in some playlists (i/me/myself, the main character, thermodynamic lawyer)

Im also a magnus archives fan which is a fandom with A SHIT TON of will wood music used in edits and tt audios and whatever you can think of a fandom using a song for THEY HAD THAT WITH A WILL WOOD SONG

Now this journey of mine began... december (???) of 2023

In my tiktok scrolling i came across a sildeshow of someones "which will wood song are you" result and the little blurb under the result said something aling the lines of "are you a jonathan sims kinnie by chance?" Which made the creator mention they didn't know who that was and the comment section spiral (haha its a tma joke get it) into disbelief at a wwattw fan not knowing magpod

This played on my mind a bit because id heard a few songs and they were pretty good so i thought id listen to them sometime

Flash forwards to new years eve. My house was full of relatives my parents had given me permission to hang out upstairs by myself

I decided to give this will wood fellow a listen

I found a discography playlist, put if on shuffle and oh shit not only is his lyricism captivating some of the songs have SCREAMING (also i was wearing headphones which whole other level dude)

Now i love metal, i love punk (especially the loud shit)

So what else was i to do then scour spotify for playlists of loud ass will wood songs and then i found it

"CHAOTIC WILL WOOD"

Well who would i be to refuse?

I put that on shuffle and after a few songs i heard it

Piano. Faster than most guitar riffs. Holy fuck i kid you not this was the moment my life changed.

BlackBox Warrior - OKULTRA

I would finish that song and swipe right back to the start

I listened to that on loop for –and i shit you not– at lease FOUR FUCKING HOURS

From 10pm to 2am

I went into 2024 blasting will wood directly into my eardrums until i could almost feel my brain leak out of my ears and i kept listening

And i would do it again

you ever listen to a song 47 times in a row and every time you’re like wow what a good song. I’m gonna play it again.

[onewithblankets]

I believe that apollo justice listens to will wood and also is trans because I put all the things I like in one corner of my brain and they kinda bleed together

[mon-evasion]

Taking myself out of my bo burnham and bojack horseman fueled depressive episode by throwing myself into a god complex fueled mania vibes tonight everyone

[valtsv]

q what'd be your top recs for Will Wood songs? if this is a weird question sorry lol but I don't want to accidentally stumble into the One Song that folks actually think is bad and not give him a fair shot lol

ohhhh yes yes yes finally. i get to be So Annoying about my favorite music man.

so! which will wood song you should start with really depends on your taste in music in my opinion. if you want something that's just going to make your brain feel like it's melting out of your ears and scratch that part of you that just loves Noises And Screaming, i'd suggest something from the Everything Is A Lot album, maybe 6up-5oh or thermodynamic lawyer esq. (probably the most popular songs from that album). if you want something that's going to blast your brain but is a bit more funky and psychedelic and makes sense in the most nonsensically absurd way, i'd go with something from the Self-Ish album, probably start with Hand Me My Shovel, I'm Going In! or Dr Sunshine Is Dead. and if you want something a bit more introspective but still fairly funky, try The Normal Album! i'd suggest starting with Suburbia Overture (which gives you more or less the Full Will Wood Experience) or I/Me/Myself from that one. other good miscellaneous songs i enjoy are Yes, to Err is Human, So Don't Be One. or Cicada Days (his latest song). whatever you decide to go with, i hope you enjoy! will wood can seem weird until you get used to him but once you do it's hard to listen to anything else because there's nobody quite like him.

[randomgooberness]

WAIT . HIM TOO 🚬 SORRY

Thermodynamic Lawyer Esq, G.F.D - Will Wood and the Tapeworms

OKAY SO WARNING FOR ANYONE WHO WANTS TO LISTEN TO THIS SONG it’s really fucked up. But I adore blasting it while driving. so.

Joey has a few songs in his playlist that’re actually about being abusive- and, he wasn’t ABUSIVE per say, but he got real damn close a million times and if he and Jack stayed together it would’ve become so much worse. 

So all that I see absolute entropy As the chemical bonds fall apart Well, it seems she broke me, But I swear she could not break my heart. She could not break my heart, oh lord!

[firehart9]

Making my ringtone thermodynamic lawyer Esq, G.F.D (yes, that is the full name) was the best and worst decision ive ever made.

best because it makes me pick up my phone like with the normal apple ringtone ill just ignore it but with this like right away on the phone go go go

worst because everytime someone calls me no mater where I am you just here “I HOLD MYSELF IN CONTEMPT“ blasting. today at the grocery store i was checking out and i got a robo call and everyone just heard someone on my phone screaming

[snailg0th]

TMA PLAYLIST!

hey party people! i made an absolutely MASSIVE entity playlists and thought i would share!

Here’s the song breakdown by entity if you want to separate it out into different entities!

The Corruption

- i’ll let it burn / kanaya

- first love late spring / mitski

- geyser / mitski

- me and my husband / mitski

- liquid smooth / mitski

- an unhealthy obsession / the blake robinson synthetic orchestra

- like real people do / hozier

- arms tonite / mother mother

- spiral of ants / lemon demon

- always forever / cults

- i wanna be adored / king woman

- in a week / hozier

- lovers are strangers / michelle gurevich

- first six moths of love / michelle gurevich

- where the watermelons rot / madelynne whitt

- loved / fein

- the masochism tango / tom lehrer

- high school sweethearts / melanie martinez

- earthworms / elliot lee

The Lonely

- ghosting / mother mother

- cellophane / fka twigs

- two slow dancers / mitski

- last words of a shooting star / mitski

- you missed my heart / phoebe bridgers

- writer in the dark / lorde

- liability / lorde

- sick of losing soulmates / dodie

- ribs / lorde

- i exist i exist i exist / flatsound

- how to never stop being sad / dandelion hands

- teenage hurt / oscar lang

- feels like we’re dying / johnny goth

- lonesome town / ricky nelson

- the ghost has no home / cocteau twins, harold budd

- heavy heart / you am i

- scott street / phoebe bridgers

- get lonely / the mountain goats

- i’m tired, you’re lonely / liza anne

- emptiness is a closet full of your clothes / wishing

- butterfly’s repose / zabawa

- xanny / billie eilish

The Slaughter

- thermodynamic lawyer esq / will wood and the tapeworms

- bloody nose / jack conte

- hand me my shovel, i’m going in! / will wood and the tapeworms

- problems / mother mother

- molly / mindless self indulgence

- resurrection / gank

- little pistol / mother mother

- my axe / icp

- to catch a predator / icp

- piggie pie / icp

- egirls are ruining my life / corpse

- i cant decide / scissor sisters

- brutus / the buttress

- thank you for the venom / my chemical romance

- you know what they do to guys like us in prison / my chemical romance

- teenagers / my chemical romance

- shitlist / l7

- lose your head / nova twins

- cop car / mitski

- pumped up kicks / foster the people

- mary / the happy fits

- 6 feet / scarlxrd

- war song / imad royal

- twist the knife / that handsome devil

The Spiral

- kitchen fork / jack conte

- stupid horse / 100 gecs

- a crows trial / vane lily

- hidden in the sand / tally hall

- stuff is way / they might be giants

- baby hotline / jack stauber

- for the departed / shatter james

- touch tone telephone / lemon demon

- they’re coming to take me away / sloppy jane

- anytime you smile / jt music

- tic toc / mother mother

- pretty little head / eliza rickman

- happy pills / weathers

- beware the friendly stranger / boards of canada

- dream / the pied pipers

- spiraling shape / they might be giants

- smile / maisie peters

- laughing on the outside / bernadette carroll

The Stranger

- stalkers tango / autoheart

- puppet loosely strung / the correspondents

- a mask of my own face / lemon demon

- sex with a ghost / teddy hyde

- bang! / ajr

- under my skin / jukebox the ghost

- turn the lights off / tally hall

- break my mind / dagames

- community gardens / the scary jokes

- mr capgras encounters a second hand / will wood and the tapeworms

- mama / my chemical romance

- have you seen my sister evelyn? / evelyn evelyn

- a campaign of shock and awe / evelyn evelyn

- my mom / kimya dawson

- who are you, really? / mikky echo

- kalinka / golden ring ensemble

- russian sailors dance / golden ring ensemble

- we’ll meet again / vera lynn

- carousel / melanie martinez

- this is the freakshow! / open minded

- the greatest show unearthed / creature feature

The Flesh

- blood and bones / the blake robinson synthetic orchestra

- the dismemberment song / blue kid

- i love you like an alcoholic / the taxpayers

- body / mother mother

- blood / my chemical romance

- body terror song / ajj

- skin / marriages

- four teeth / true widow

- tongues and teeth / the crane wives

- cannibal / tally hall

- pork soda / the glass animals

- alligator teeth / mother falcon

- animal skin / bryan dunn

- flowers of flesh and blood / nicole dollanganger

The Hunt

- it will come back / hozier

- in the woods somewhere / hozier

- hayloft / mother mother

- trrst / ic3peak

- oblivion / grimes

- i love you like an alcoholic / the taxpayers

- dear dictator / saint motel

- to my enemies / saint motel

- shaking like an animal / crash kings

- dog teeth / nicole dollanganger

- curses / the cranewives

- that unwanted animal / the amazing devil

- animal impulses / iamx

- go get your gun / the dear hunter

- i’m always walking as somebody else / american murder song

- come along / cosmo sheldrake

- the hunter / adam jensen

The Eye

- evil eye / franz ferdinand

- never meant to know / tally hall

- dirty imbecile / the happy fits

- lent / autoheart

- problems / mother mother

- southern eye / marriages

- wisdom / mother mother

- the fine print / the stupendium

- it’s tough to be a god / annapantsu

- ruler of everything / tally hall

- one eye open / lola blanc

- the competition / kimya dawson

- i see you / phoebe bridgers

- somebody’s watching me / rockwell

The Web

- silver platters / les gold

- puppet loosely strung / the correspondents

- the spiders face / emilie autumn

- twisted threads / the mechanisms

- spider in the roses / sonia leigh, daphne willis, rob the man

- lean on me / yerin baek

- shame / mitski

- devils flesh and bones / eliza rickman

The Dark

- there’s a girl in the corner / the twilight sad

- living with the black dog / emma ruth rundle

- i was all over her / sylvia palth

- welcome and goodbye / dream, ivory

- you are the coffin / flatsound

- into the unknown / the blasting company

- salem / fox academy

- i’m a member of the midnight crew / eddie morton

- sleep awake / mother mother

- no light, no light / florence and the machine

- oh ana / mother mother

- queen of darkness / ugress

The End

- for the departed / shayfer james

- achilles come down / gang of youths

- the end / sibyelle baier

- exit music / radiohead

- sex with a ghost / teddy hyde

- 13 angels standing guard round the side of your bed / silver my zion

- zombie / bad wolves

- old black train / the blasting company

- graveyard / lucy schwartz

- hangout at the gallows / father john misty

- holes in your coffin / phildel

- i’ll die anyways / girl in red

The Desolation

- turtleneck / the national

- relay / fiona apple

- a burning hill / mitski

- burn / king woman

- burning pile / mother mother

- lighting myself on fire / jukebox the ghost

- burn him down! / kitsch club

- mouth of the devil / mother mother

- high tide rising / fox

- the fire / griffinilla

- fire with fire / aliceband

- inferno pt 2 / the buttress

- all the good girls go to hell / billie eilish

- burning down the house / talking heads

- arsonists lullaby / hozier

- play with fire / sam tinnesz

- fire / delta rae

The Buried

- my heart is buried in venice / rick montgomery

- dirty night clowns / chris garneau

- hand me my shovel, i’m going in! / will wood and the tapeworms

- the mind electric / miracle musical

- bit by bit / mother mother

- weight of the world / shayfer james

- bury a friend / billie eilish

- my love took me down to the river to silence me / little green cars

- the devil went to georgia / the charlie daniels band

- jesse got trapped in a coal mine / goodnight, texas

- sisyphus / andrew bird

- bottom of the river / delta rae

- you’re dead / norma tanega

- ain’t no rest for the wicked / cage the elephant

- work song / hozier

- bury me / the hunting project

[idontlikemackerel]

if i ever got one of those “alexa home intruder” things idk id have it turn its lights to strobe and itd play thermodynamic lawyer by will wood on blast. thatd scare away a home intruder