#bixia and his fried chicken

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rip bi chunsheng you summoned the most suicidal demon to exist

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xuan ji the nepotism baby

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bixia: wait so you’re poor? 🤢🥴

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cursed xuan ji fit

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i think gu mang and sheng lingyuan would have a lot to talk about

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no one:

Sheng Lingyuan: I’m inside your walls

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incredible love this foreshadowing and it really emphasizes yan qiushan and zhichun as jiling’s narrative foils. but also dear god send help bixia just remembered his sword spirit i’m crying

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bixia I am begging. please be nice to xuan ji 😭😭😭

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check out my first lhjc fic!!!

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imagine if xuan ji wrote fanfiction for the danmeis he read. Anyways fanfic idea where writer!xuan ji and reader!sheng lingyuan meet in a coffee shop bc they always sit by each other to work in silence. One day xuan ji uploads a new chapter and sheng lingyuan’s phone goes off. He read the chapter and comments, and xuan ji’s phone goes off…you can see where I’m going with this. Anyways they get to know each other irl and at some point xuan ji has to have the mortifying conversation with sheng lingyuan about all the smut he’s written and well. The conversation goes better than expected and they wind up having sex

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bixia please seek medical attention instead of trying to kill people

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i also can’t believe that we’ll be reading vermillion bird’s translation for the next 6+ years at the rate they’re going 😭😭😭

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ah vermillion bird’s english translation of lhjc came out today and can’t believe we’re already almost at the jiaoren arc