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not mr jensen "the og omega" ackeles being asked at a convention what kind of measurement base unit "ackles" would be and answering "heat"
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me whenever 210 opens his fucking mouth
#tbh i kinda like the guy i really understand why he acts the way he acts#but hes way too often taking it out on 37#whos a literal child like#bestie.#reverse 1999
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Uhm anyway don't reply to that ask 💜
Just pour out your thoughts about it on this story-less one and delete that.
I haven't opened the gift box yet, but I saw a small glimpse inside.
WHAT ASK??
The stalker one??
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jowan babygirl “i’ve got my angry face on” is not a war cry
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Hey wouldn't it be fun if those hillicurls are actually part Mondstadters and thus have some smidge of a recollection in the depths of their hearts that the wind will bring their souls to peace. that they, even cursed, still believe in their archon. That they remember the fun times they had in the taverns singing and dancing with their fellow Mondstadters.....
grabbing and shaking you
#the. the. the.#the sumeru dain quest.#i.#bestie.#bestie i know you haven't done sumeru and i'm not rushing you just.#put that thought on a corkboard for a bit#or poke around caribert's history#hi steel!
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I think Grian has managed to create a new, even more penis-shaped rock formation??
Several. Several more
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i was going through airport security and one of the employees was staring at me really intensely, and as i approached the part where you split off into different queues to have your identity checked, they asked me how old i was. meanwhile another employee quickly put up a sign which said, 'people with children aged under 12'. i told them my age, and then realised that they thought i might be under 12. bestie. do i LOOK under 12 to you???? also when we were staying in a hotel, we checked in for breakfast and the employee asked us if we were a party of two. one of the people i was with corrected them by saying that there are three of us. the employee then told us that children eat free. and i got a free breakfast.
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don’t worry we won’t be here for long. I think you can fit in the car
LETS GO GAMBLING YA’LL
insert car driving off with now a huge fish and three random people
"HOW THE HELL ARE YOU DRIVING ARE CAR UNDERWATER???"
#this is deranged#utterly deranged#bestie what is the plan here#bestie.#bestie where are we gambling#did urbanshade have a#oh yeah the gamblingroom#ARE THEY GAMBLING IN THE SECRET GAMBLINGROOM
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rereading my immortal
she was so real for this.
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Lucy, about to eat raw crescent roll dough: that's normal. I'm not weird on that one
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Oh lord.
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I am once again highly recommending the album Dream War by Ella Mine
#i know yall would go nuts over it if you heard it tho so at your own risk.#esp if youve ever struggled with intrusive thoughts ocd style or otherwise#bestie.
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'this property says it has nine acres but those neighbours look pretty clo-'

oh.

ohhhhhhhhh no

#i will never recover from this#the listing said 'live in the front hunt in the back'#bestie if the deer takes one step forward it will no longer be on my land#cute shotgun house tho!#veillée
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