#benji.txt

[amourphousblob]

thank u to the redditor who posted this picture of nathan chen looking like a squashed bug on a windshield after faceplanting at usnats 2022 (dw he was fine). anyways happy 24th king

[haobinist]

the difference between hao and hanbins predebut videos is so funny to me. like, hanbin has a lot of predebut stuff floating around because he was a professional dancer, and he was on a lot of competitive teams. so naturally a lot of his work was filmed at some point. hao tho ?? its mostly him doing random ass shit in his day to day life and people secretly recording him bc they thought he was attractive. bro wasn’t even a TRAINEE yet and had fansites for his visuals lmao

[allcurvedstreetsandbenji]

Kliff - Alright! This should be set! Hello citizens of Vinyl City!

Prof has logged on

Prof - Wait, this got set up finally? Woaaah 0v0

Kliff - Uh-huh! Now since we have our own group chat, we’re almost exactly like NSR!

Prof - But..weren’t we to rival NSR? We have to go up and over, Kliff. It isn’t just one thing.

Kliff - Well uh, that’s the thing! Our chat is connected to this thing called a ‘blog’, people can ask us through that!

Prof - Ohhh, okay, okay, I like where this is going.

Kliff - Mhm. When we have most of Vinyl City on our side, Tati will NEVER see it coming!

Ben has logged on

Ben - What is this nonsense now, big brother?

Kliff - Oh, Benji. We make a blog that’s connected to a chat so people can send us questions!

Ben - And you..invited my circus as well, including o7?

Kliff - Uhuh.

Ben - Fine. But keep it well regulated, if I see any ‘gross’ correlations to my son, you’re dead, you understand?

o7 has logged on

o7 - Made*

o7 has logged off

Kliff - Anyways, citizens of Vinyl City! We await your requests!

Prof - I don’t mean to be rude Kliff, but that end is gonna leave us with a ROCKY start

Kliff -

Prof - :)))))

Kliff has logged off

[samesuka]

pls listen to jungkook&jimin’s cover of we don’t talk anymore like holy shit this is the most beautiful thing i’ve heard in my entire life?

[memories-lie-blog]

happy anniversary to the video where vinny eats a cigarette

[amourphousblob]

nahhhh that’s an insane lineup actually. the more I read the more my jaw DROPPED

[haobinist]

hao being no thoughts head empty :]

bonus: bombastic side eye

[allcurvedstreetsandbenji]

Ben, Prof, and o7 describe Kliff in 5 words!

Prof - Strategic.. dedicated.. hard-working.. charismatic..... red

Benji - Easily manipulated, but fairly respectable

o7 - Uncle Kliff hates Uncle Neon,,,,why?

Benji - o7, that is 6.

o7 - Why?

[samesuka]

my aesthetic is oikawa being the biggest kagehina shipper to ever have existed

[memories-lie-blog]

valid (professionally diagnosed)

[stingy100]

 ethan told me i was a good waifu i jsuts...... thats gay ethan

[amourphousblob]

Ok but what are we gonna do in a few years when the Percy Jackson series is airing its final season and we have side by side images of a young Percy with his plain leather cord next to a noticeably older and wiser Percy with his completed camp neckace. Then what.

[haobinist]

[allcurvedstreetsandbenji]

Hey guys whats the most annoying thing 55 and o7 have done?

Kliff - Well-

Benji - Do not.

[samesuka]

people who havent seen carmilla havent properly lived

[memories-lie-blog]

i want to make a kidcore / teencore blog again. hm.