#believe in the magic of christmas

[spider-gem]

A Deadpool Christmas special means only one thing: POOLVERINE MISTLETOE KISS

[egophiliac]

still ruminating over Lost In the Book With Spooky Skeletons Part 1, so here's a selection of some of my favorite little bits! (...some more loosely paraphrased than others) (I just feel like Idia has no room to criticize in general, okay)

anyway, I'm sure we're just going to have a fun time celebrating Halloween and nothing bad is going to happen whatsoever! :)

[wolfspaw]

[dancefloors]

trying not to get irked by swiftie media illiteracy. I've retired! I'm out of the game!! but some of you are very stupid

[rabbits-of-negative-euphoria]

you are pitting Jesus and Santa Claus against each other. I am acknowledging Santa as both a mythic symbol of Christ and a cultural legend based upon a real man whose faithfulness to Christ was used by God to grant common grace not just to the people of Myra but throughout the entire world. we are not the same.

[pierres-general-deliveries]

I’d been trying to decode this order request all night when Caroline slipped into the sitting room, glanced over her shoulder for a split-second at my phone, and told me to send you to Gus.

…Yeah, I’m not having a very good self esteem day.

[cak31ssuperi04]

Barbie movie fanart dump 4/4(END)- Misc

[orcelito]

Ok. Real question. How many people Actually have believed in Santa? Bc I never did, mostly bc my dad never bothered with the entire pretense, so the whole concept is just. Really fucking strange to me

Putting an actual poll bc I feel like I'm losing my mind a bit thinking about how apparently widespread it is. Like. It's just so... weird? Why is this the thing people have popularized? It makes no sense.

[jinnybinghamsghost]

your classic post-apocalyptic 'child latches on to grumpy man to help complete their mission' except the apocalypse happened in december and the man was a mall santa

[redbootsindoriath]

I'm glad you're back (ish??) I love your little sketchies so very much! I was wondering if you'd feel up for doing a commission in that style?

I'm curious which sketchy style you're referring to exactly, but that sounds like fun.  I did low-level commissions once or twice before (not in a couple of years since it’s difficult to get good quality scans to clients while traveling) but I’d be willing to give it a go again now that I've got a tablet to work with, just to see if it’s possible using that.

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[Morgoth:] “So...the giant spider plan didn’t work out so well for you either?”

[kanerallels]

Sorry I'm so fashionably late, y'all. Have a new chapter of this fic! First lines under the cut

“The fireside is blazing bright,

We’re caroling through the night…”

Tuning out the music in the background, Frank turned his attention back to the phone he had pressed against his ear. “So, no better plans than to hassle me on Christmas Day?”

He heard Curtis laugh on the other end. “It’s Christmas Eve, man. Besides, it’s the time of year for keeping up on your family. No better time to make sure you’re still above the ground and have your head on straight.”

“Yeah, well, you can rest easy. I’m still eating and everything— gonna have dinner right after this.”

“Oh yeah? Where are you spending the holiday this year?”

“Good question— give me a second.” Covering the receiver, Frank caught the eye of a passing waitress, a girl who couldn’t be much older than seventeen. “Excuse me, miss— what state is this?”

She gave him a weird look. “How do you not know what state you’re in?”

“I’ve been traveling all day.”

“Huh. Well, you’re in Ohio. Such as it is. Welcome, or whatever.” She waved a hand dramatically, then stalked off to the kitchen again.

[moth-lace]

UNPOPULAR OPINION: The White Which is more interesting than Aslan...

[wolfspaw]

[libraryspectre]

I love cryptids so so so much and always have but I engage with them very differently than I did when I was like 7. Back then I was obsessed with evidence and evaluating the existence of each cryptid individually to decide what I did and didn't believe in. If I didn't believe in them, I still liked the folklore, but I took the ones I did believe in very seriously. Now I love the folklore and reading about encounters but if you ask me if I believe in any of them I just wiggle my fingers and say "wHo's To sAy" in a spooky voice

[watermelinoe]

i love when people who believe the mandela effect is a supernatural phenomenon can't even spell shit correctly, like sure buddy you clearly have a photographic memory and it's this timeline that's wrong or whatever