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euphoriaface · 3 days ago

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yall already know about bill's jealousy over mcgucket but now get ready for... jealousy over a baby

#bill can't stand seeing another one eyed child happy #beefing with a literal baby #tate mcgucket #fiddleford mcgucket #stanford pines #fiddauthor #au stuff #for context tate is their bio baby I blasted ford with the transmasc/intersex beam #fiddleford is also trans to me just in a different way #old man mcgucket (she/her)#gravity falls

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womenswrongssupporter · 5 months ago

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Ellee and Kaiserin:

#funniest villain motivation of all time #beefing with a literal baby #precure #hirogaru sky precure

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thesunrisesss · 1 year ago

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I saw this in the comments from this TikTok AND WHEN I TELL YOU I SCREAMED

#the hunger games #coriolanus snow #thg #snow just loves beefing with literal children #snow be like my worst enemy is a baby #a literal infant #tbosas

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hecksupremechips · 9 months ago

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Akihiko becoming a cop is something that simply doesn’t happen in the coma route cuz Shinji would see that shit and be like Aki what the actual hell is wrong with you

#persona #persona 3 #akihiko sanada #shinjiro aragaki #akishinji #i guess #im making it that way lol #see if you know me you know i actively avoid p4 arena like the plague both cuz i hate p4 and cuz #i simply have no interest in how the p3 characters turn out if this is whats being done to them #i seen how akihiko and mitsuru look I HATE IT I HATE IT SO MUCH I WANNA EAT GRAVEL #the only character i care about is ken really i approve of him getting to be a funny teenager i love my baby boy so much #but i watched the akihiko social episodes for reload and he talks about becoming a cop and i was just like. of fucking course 😞#we just cant escape this shit huh theres always gotta be a cop character for some reason #i consider this a bad ending for him cuz even though atlus and their copaganda loving asses would probably looove to tell me otherwise #theres literally no way shinji would stand for that shit like my guy has beef with the kirijos and was a homeless addict #so you know cops wouldnt like him and hes seen some shit #they had to kill him cuz hed tell the truth sldjks #i definitely am gonna explore this dynamic in my fic but you know. no way in hell is aki gonna be a cop on my watch lol #maybe he can be like. a PE teacher or some shit akskkls

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amaneyuiki · 11 days ago

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its just Kai and Nya in young garmadon and wu clothes nothing much maybe they cosplaying who knows i just did that randomly

#ninjago #kai jiang #ninjago kai #kai smith #ninjago nya #nya jiang #nya smith #i mean hey you all can still make a au of this....#wait does one exist???#btw the sketch was made on paper so lol....#the siblings ever #pls tell me im not the only who see the similarities between Kai and Garmadon???#still funny that a grown ass man had beef with a teenager ( they both unstable guys)#literally the def of hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby #its funny.

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rawliverandgoronspice · 1 month ago

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anyway to end the series on ganondorf tp's writing, my take (which isn't canon but arguable as a valid "death of the author" read imo) is that he is at his most iredeemable AND that's because he has zero things left to lose and no community left and his goal doesn't even make sense anymore he is parasitic and a ghost and pathologically obsessed by his own godlike legitimacy because that is the only thing he still has and it has prolonged his life in a horrible diminished state in a nightmare dimension so SURELY it must mean something right right RIGHT

#thoughts #twilight princess #tp #tp ganondorf #ganondorf #sorry I am quite frustrated by the Discourse #there is a middle ground between evil bad evil bad and uwu baby!!!!!!! and it's the most interesting reading!!!! aaaaaa #even him not mentioning the gerudos being immediately taken as him not caring about them is veeeery frustrating to me #like #imo the three arguable arguments about what happened to the gerudos are #1) they left hyrule because fuck that shit (real and valid) and he would have felt betrayed #2) they collaborated with hyrule to subdue him (??? that seems weird to me but sure why not) and he would have felt BETRAYED #3) they were genocided because they stood by him #and of course we could assume he doesn't care (even if he drapes his execution sword in gerudo patternings which)#(not gonna lie is probably artists not really paying attention to motives but it's still interesting and noticeable)#but wouldn't that be like. deeply traumatic either way.#would you talk about your people to the enemies you hate. would you remind them of what they took from you #in ww they are children and he is old and had time to reflect #in tp he suffered nonstop and then rejected all connection and all community and is feverishly obsessed by what almost was #and they are not children there is no generational thing happening they are all royalties (and link!!! hi link!!) the beef is genuine #and EVEN IF he doesn't care that would at least be a massive wound to his ego #he had an ego collapse followed by a massive ego surge that's literally his canon character arc #so of course he would be weird about the gerudos!! how could he not be weird about the gerudos!!#again we are always assuming lack of interiority by default for ganondorf and that annoys meeeeeee #especially when there could be unbelievably interesting and tragic interpretations from what we get

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fujimiiiya · 7 months ago

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(Ojioi) old uncle x baby nephew

Can't you guys see just how babie Yuji looks here?? 👶

#sukuita #jujutsu kaisen #sukuna #yuji itadori #itadori yuji #sukuna literally beefing with a baby will never not be funny

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laughing-moonlight · 4 months ago

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2004!Alan: So then he started choking me to death with my own hands in mid air

TOS!Alan & TAG!Alan: He did WHAT?!

2004!Jeff: So then he started choking Alan to death with his own hands in mid air

TOS!Jeff & TAG!Jeff: *looking horrified*

2004!Hood: So then I started choking Alan to death with his own hands in mid air

TOS!Hood & TAG!Hood: *nods of approval*

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nenoname · 1 month ago

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me: oh i totally get it if some folks dont jive with same coin theory, plus it's strange to conceptualise at first--

me when i see people call it lame:

#is it any more lame than bill just becoming a bird after a decade of waiting #they dont understand the poetry of bill creating his own end in the form of someone he despises yet gets everything he wanted!!!#sounds like 'i didnt know about the axolotl poem and was oblivious to the bill reincarnation for the past 8 years' talk!#y'all need to appreciate a good ol bootstrap paradox!!! love me some time shenanigans!#also the funniest thing i've seen when folks were denying same coin theory was #'oh that's a paradox so that clearly can't happen!!!!'#as if both time travel eps arent entirely bootstrap paradoxes that literally points the paradox out #and the fact that soos and stan met is one too!!!#...which then makes any canon divergent aus where dipper and mabel dont make it to that ep have the timeline fall apart lol #but everyone forgets about that so whatever!!!#....yes i have beef with the inconsistencies of time travel in the eps but whatever #..........if the kids replace themselves when time travelling then what about the baby versions in 2002--#could you imagine time travellers pig with a billion time duplicates of the kids tho lmao #my point is a paradox brought this family together canonically #defying time and space and lifetimes and trauma theyre all silly goobers together!!!#anyway here's me grumbling cos it was a plot thread left out for years that we were meant to discuss/think about #too bad we didnt expect the 'bill is too busy in theraprison to get reincarnated rn' twist

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selfishpresley · 9 days ago

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a good marker for finding a decent person is seeing if they like Esteban Ocon or not

#that’s my baby #he had beef with checo and that’s my baby too #but I love him #and people forget he’s Spanish and Arab besides being French #esteban ocon #he’s literally a sweet nerd #and I love him

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lunamond · 7 months ago

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Daemon: hey, Viserys remember when we were Rhaenyra's age and we would go to brothels together?

Also Daemon in a brothel with Rhaenyra immediately starts making out with her

#nothing can convince me that baby Daemon wasn’t dreaming about marrying Viserys when he grows up #in a family where the lines between familial and sexual/romantic love are blurred #because he couldn't be Viserys' wife he wanted to be his hand #daemon's whole beef with Otto is because Viserys trusts Otto over Daemon #he steals the egg to get Viserys to pay attention to him #he is literally that little boy who annoys his crush because he can't deal with his feelings #coincidentally this is when Rhaenyra shows up in her father’s stead #Daemon: if I can't have my brother I will settle for his daughter #hotd #house of the dragon #daemon targaryen #viserys targaryen #daemon x viserys #daemerys?#vismon?#do they even have a ship name

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the-stars-forsaken · 11 months ago

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pipitfleck, what do you think of goldpaw?

Not too fond it seems...

#answered #between moons #pipitfleck #clangen #clangen challenge #warrior cats clangen #wc #warrior cats #warrior cats art #warrior cats oc #clan generator #y'know it's really kind of funny. the game just auto generated so much beef between this whole adult and a literal baby #i had zero hand in it lmao

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purpletyrant · 6 months ago

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⚠ this action will have consequences

great pains are taken to ensure that the lady orchidee never encounters her offspring in public. that doesnt mean slip ups never happen, though

#oc bullshit #cybdee tag #lafossa tag #orchidee #rodrigo #unicorn #anthro #furry art #mad artz #literally why do you have beef with me mommy im 4 i love you #he looks a little goofy but frankly it just makes the vitriol with which orchidee regards him funnier #like hes literally a baby what is WROOOONG with her (so much)

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cabinetduo · 11 months ago

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not to be bitter but that whole "sunny copying Leo" thing is literally not even real like it's literally made up, every instance of sunny "copying" Leo was a coincidence EXCEPT for the time where they were going diamond for diamond. anyone saying "oh its on purpose! she's copying her for the drama!" is stupid and anyone hating the most precious princess in the whole wide world needs to literally get a job

#i have actually no beef w leo and actually i think shes really cool but her shooters coming outta the woodwork to be pieces of shit is not #fun #for anybody #4 real u will never catch me hating on an egg cuz i literally love all of them but that whole situation is so stupid #sunny is literally a baby a like 5 year old #every argument against her is so stupid and is made with bad faith interpretations of her character #i could say some worse shit so ill stop here #qsmp tag #qsmp sunny

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duckiehattt3 · 11 months ago

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I’m every eggs pr manager, any legitimate hate towards them is crazy ☕️

#qsmp #idk man all I’m saying #hating an egg is kinda crazy #like okay bro keep having beef with a literal baby 😭#I feel like a lot of hate comes from not watching/understanding their pov

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emmie-writes-stuff · 1 year ago

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This entire page makes me giggle

Specifically Nagi in the background, he’s a little bit of a fool and I love him

#nagi seishiro #blue lock #bllk #michael kaiser #Idky but I got beef with Kaiser #maybe it’s because his name is a hospital in my country #anyways #baby chick Nagi deserves protection #he’s literally a soccer baby #just a little guy #please ignore the fact that he’s like 6’3-

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