#because they are harmless

[truthfultales]

I often see posts of people which go along the lines of "if Gale were real..."

If Gale were real, I wouldn´t even look at him twice, because I´m happily married to a man that looks quite similar to him and has a very similar personality.

The only reason I geek over Gale Dekarios, is because he is my real-life husband in fictional format and I get to excitedly share my love for my husband with other women.

There is literally no man - fictional or otherwise - I´d rather have at my side than my husband. I married the love of my life and couldn´t possibly love it more. I don´t deserve him, despite him claiming otherwise, and thank God daily.

Every day with him is a blessing, so excuse me if this blog refers to him often. This is not a "thirst for Gale Dekarios" blog.

This is a "My husband is basically Gale Dekarios, so I fangirl about my husband in fictional form with others" & other geek stuff"-Blog.

I´ve seen people accuse me of lusting and being a hypocrite - I did not use Tim Downie´s voice to "get myself off" - never. I used it to make him read poems which were lovely and could´ve been read by Gale himself.

I will continue fangirling over my husband in fictional format, when not busy engaging with real life husband, and will pray for all the haters.

To quote my husband: "I love your devotion, my love. May the haters get well soon."

Get well soon!

(Not meaning that in a passive aggressive way either. I mean it. I hope you all end up growing; finding the truth and fulfilment in Christ. I´m just a sinner who tries to be better, but I have to point out derangement where I see it.)

Jesus, lead all souls to heaven especially those in most need of thy mercy.

Let people see love when man and woman become one flesh,

let them see the beauty in true intimacy between life-creating committed lovers without distorting it.

Lead them to you and away from destructive lies of the secular world, which leads to nothing but suffering.

May they know where to run, when they fall;

seeing where they went astray.

Amen.

[royalarchivist]

Phil: Oh man, ok, let me unmute alerts now.

[An animated Technoblade alert plays]

Phil: What a perfect time! [Cracks up and slaps his desk] Holy sht, the most perfect unmute! [Laughs and eats a gapple for a sub, still laughing] Thank you for the one year.

Dono: Techno was here in spirit after all

Phil: [Chuckles] Yeah, he always has been.

[solhunder]

Inktober Day 30: "Violin"

So what if Tucker and Danny freaked out about a spider in the tent? They know what a Brown Recluse looks like! ...Even if Sam said it was a Desert Recluse... Whatever. Better safe than sorry.

[nelkcats]

Don't let King Phantom get bored or he will do meaningless things

Danny got bored and decided to have a tennis competition, even though he had no idea how to play Tennis and had never held a racket in his life. He thought it would be fun.

He joined Dan because incredibly he knew how to play tennis (he was also quite fed up with Danny's presence, but he didn't have many options since the halfa had promised him his freedom if he won), and his opponents were Jazz and Dani.

In a very short time Danny got tired of losing. Clockwork suggested him to get new players to practice, and he took it seriously. Maybe he would have to look for superheroes to practice with.

He abused his Ghost King powers and transported the Justice League to the Realms to, you guessed it, play tennis. He explained that he and Dan would be their opponents in the final round, and if they didn't win, Dan would be free.

Dan was quick to explain that he was a prisoner of war after destroying a universe, but the King promised his freedom if he won (which wasn't entirely a lie), and wished them luck, commenting that perhaps he would visit their universe next.

Jazz and Dani sighed at their brothers' behavior; Dan would visit to annoy someone, though he surely wouldn't do anything, and Danny didn't even know how to play tennis but somehow made all the heroes panic. It was pretty obvious that they were both playing.

After this interaction John Constantine wondered what the fuck was wrong with the universe. Was the balance of his world really tied to a hyperactive teenager and his weird family?

[sysig]

Something old and borrowed (Patreon)

[alexandraisyes]

The cutest reminder ever that the way family works in TSAMS canon is that two parties have to be in mutual agreement that they are family. If one party doesn't agree then they aren't family. Parties can revoke familial ties whenever they want and that means they are no longer family.

"Code Relation" theory is stupid because you're then implying that Eclipse is Sun and Moon's child. Which he isn't. Or that Killcode is somehow Moon's child and his brother at the same time that he's Eclipse, Lunar and Bloodmoon's "father" at the same time that they're Sun and Moon's grand children. Like, we're seeing the issue here, right?

Don't make things more complicated than it has to be. Just accept the fact that family is literally determined by a verbal agreement between two animatronics and nothing else because none of them were born from wombs. That means respecting canon when characters in canon decide that they aren't comfortable being family (like Eclipse) or just straight-up disown everyone (like Bloodmoon). It's okay to have headcanons, but don't try to push them onto canon.

[erinwantstowrite]

Speaking of your new and improved canon: what is the story behind Tony being somewhat chill with Bucky? Is he actually?

started writing LoF when i was being nostalgic for 2012 where the Avengers Tower fics were at its height of writing so in my world there is no divorce arc. I have no idea how to elaborate on that other than Tony having Peter around changed shit up because having a kid changes your world perspective a lot

[larsnicklas]

"you touch either 9 or 19 and the other one's gonna come flying in." + bonus: matthew cannot and will not stop yapping...

[dykesevika]

fortiche studios please make her a canon dyke please and thank u

Men DNI

[flufflecat]

this is the most beautiful creature on earth and I will kill someone if it asks me to

[etirabys]

I don't have a near-age sibling but some social feedback seems ideally delivered via indelicate roasting by a near-age sibling when you are in your teens. It feels easier to take "you don't shower and that's why no one likes you" from a sibling than parent or friend. Easier to deliver as a sibling, too

your parent gently saying "you should shower more" – ignore it. what do they know about the realities of your existence...

your friend says it (also nicely) – mortifying and weird, much likelier you'll take it to heart but you'll visibly feel terrible about it for a long time, which they didn't want, and now they're even more reluctant to say things to you (or anyone really)

it doesn't get fixed so your future first partner has to say it – god. might as well die

your annoying sibling – "fuck off" + slink off to shower a few hours later

[shirecorn]

WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP PRACTICING POOR INTERNET SAFETY AROUND ME

I don't want to know a teenager's age and state. I don't want to see your shirtless 6 year old daughter. I don't want to see kids selfies.

AND I DON'T WANT TO KNOW YOUR TRIGGERS, TRAUMAS, AND ILLNESSES.

stop stop stop stop stop JUST STOPIT

This isn't stuff I've stumbled on this is all shit that has been sent directly to me, unprompted, by people I'm friendly toward but don't consider friends. They don't know anything about me except that i am AN ADULT MAN

I CLAIM to be nice. I SAY I work at a cat shelter (what's more trustworthy than that?) but nobody verifies any of this!! They don't know my name, they can't look me up in a registry. I could be lying about all of it!

If you wouldn't show it to a known predator, please for the love of god don't show it to an unknown stranger. I am!!! A stranger!!

Even if you are friends with someone and you know about their work, school, personal life, family situation, friends, health, orientation, etc etc. If you haven't verified that ALWAYS CONSIDER IT MIGHT BE LIES. A predator could pretend to be a teenage girl and tell you about their day at school and the teacher that annoys them and it could be ALL LIES

What freaks me out is that I present myself exactly as I am. I am an adult man. And people still send me this. WHY ARE YOU SENDING THIS TO SOMEONE ON THE INTERNET. I'm ok knowing you as Tigerhawk17 I don't need to know your name and face and age and location please please please

DID YOU ASK YOUR SIX YEAR OLD IF YOU COULD SEND SHIRTLESS PICTURES OF HER TO A MAN ON THE INTERNET?

DOES SHE UNDERSTAND HOW BAD THAT IS???

[sepiamestus]

speaking as someone who has a lot of #controversial opinions about fictional characters i can't stand seing my fellow haters put their haterisms on positive posts about said character. You're not being a hater you're just being an asshole. Make a seperate post

[naffeclipse]

Imagine if Eclipse's mom survived and once they reunite he tries to introduce us to her

I'm crying, the orca man would be so pleased to introduce you to his mother! He knows she's going to love you, too! She's very sweet, intense, and all teeth but she grins this wide thing that reminds you exactly of Eclipse before she pets your hair and tells you how perfect you'll be! You are already so cute, like a little fish!

[nelkcats]

Danny decided to be a janitor at Gotham's private school. Mostly because he wanted to annoy the students by making them think that he was just a poor tired man and later have a dramatic revelation about him being a retired hero (he watched too much Spiderman), well, that and the fact that he needed a job where they didn't ask for a background check.

Of course, Tim immediately realized that something was wrong with the new Janitor but doesn't rat him out because he thinks he's just a meta hiding on Gotham and he can call Clark later. He regrets that decision when the Joker tries to kidnap the school (as normal) and the janitor, panicking, freezes the entire school, including Tim.

In Danny's defense, he hates clowns and will react to any clown around with aggression. Jason approves the weird Janitor.

[braisedhoney]

we’re supposed to be the good guys.