#because mood tbh

[napping-sapphic]

tbh if a girl fell asleep on me she’s getting the full cat experience like i’d die before disturbing you “oh just wake me up” like stfu no i will sit there with my locked up joints for hours making this face at you🥺

[constantlyfalling]

Sometimes, it be like this.

[jamietwat]

3/?

[beanghostprincess]

Luffy not knowing about Zoro promising Sanji to kill him if he ever ends up losing himself makes me go feral because that's something they can only know about. Because Zoro's respect for life and death goes beyond anything, and Sanji knows he understands. Sanji knows that if somebody has to kill him, it's him.

And I don't even think it's because Sanji assumes Zoro's opinion of him is hatred and it would hurt less for him to do this, but because Sanji knows only Zoro would be able to treat the promise as it is. Because he would put Sanji's wishes before any feelings he has for him. It's not that Zoro doesn't care, but I think he respects people's ideals and decisions to the extent of being able to kill Sanji if he so desires.

That being said, he'd do it if there's no other way to fix it. If it's either dying or living as an emotionless machine, which is the same as dying for Sanji, Zoro would fulfill his promise. And there is just... Something about Luffy not knowing. Their captain. The man they're devoted to the most as if he were their God. Luffy doesn't know. It's something only the captain's wings are aware of and the thought of these two keeping this from Luffy until the end is just insane. Not even trying to make it romantic here, but the bond and respect these two have for each other is crazy.

Maybe it's the poetry of it all, too. Somebody like Zoro, who has looked at Death in her face multiple times and said "no", ending Sanji's life, who wants to give in to death to not experience a fate worse than death for him.

[detshin]

The way Gosho has been destroying Heiji as a character is truly appalling to me. It's something that, as someone who has him as one of their favorite characters, I've been noticing and fearing for a long time now. Long time... Because the whole debacle with the confession has been happening for years and years (I'm not going to look up how many because that would be too depressing). But my god. It was funny when he failed the first couple times. I don't think I need to say what everyone thinks about it by this point right? We all agree that it's trash... Right? And another problem now are the excuses.

There were plenty of interruptions. Okay. Then Heiji forgot once. He just- forgot??? Somehow??? And you're telling me that NOW. In the latest file he ALMOST FORGOT AGAIN??? Shinichi HAD to remind him about it because he was totally going to forget AGAIN. He said it himself, that he almost forgot. WOOPSIE.

I'm sorry what. It makes no sense. The confession has been Heiji's sole purpose in the manga for years now. He's only been thinking about that all this time, it doesn't make sense that he ends up forgetting about it, not only once but almost twice???

And you know this time is not going to work either. We've got the perfect formula for yet another fail. The big surprise now would be if it truly ended up happening.

I hope that by the time the spoilers come out this week I can come back to this post and say that I was wrong. But yeah ... I don't think that's gonna happen.

Heiji Hattori deserves so much better. Kazuha deserves so much better. I'm honestly speechless 😶

[rosemaryreality]

So like, you know how our Megumi's name means blessing/grace? But it can also be written with the kanji for love?

Hear me out: Imagine that Yuuji and Megumi finally get to first name basis, and after that Yuuji decides to change Megumi's contact name on his phone, but Yuuji hasn't ever seen how Megumi's name is written, and for some reason he writes it with the kanji for "love" instead of blessing (maybe becuse he subconsciously associates Megumi with love 👀)

And then, after Yuuji gets to see how Megumi's name is actually written he feels a little embarrassed but...doesn't change it, it's not a big deal, anyways, and he's already used to reading the kanji and knowing it's Megumi, he doesn't need to change it. Not changing it is a perfectly normal and platonic thing to do...right?

[p1nkcanoe]

Mountain has his dick pierced

HOW HAVE I BEEN SKIPPING OVER THIS FOR WEEKS???

UHM, YEAH, HE ABSOLUTELY DOES.

dare i say he was so nervous to tell anyone he wanted it that he did it himself late at night with the most careful prep and research and the most intense levels of bravery he's ever mustered in his entire existence...? and also that it makes him so sensitive and it took him upwards of four months to be able to fuck someone again without cumming in 3.5 strokes... and also that when the rest of the pack found out it was an accident when dew thought it would be funny to pants the big guy in the common room and ta-da, there it was in all its glory, and everyone was like "oh my god??? what the fuck is that???" now it's everyone's favorite thing, i mean who would've thought a pretty cock could get any prettier? put a little metal in it and fuuuuck, he's got the whole pack on their knees. mountain's still so sensitive, but even he can't help but sit on his bed or in front of his mirror alone and stroke himself to completion with his eyes fixed on that pretty accessory. really, it's the best decision he's ever made.

[samanthamulder]

I feel like I’ve lost sight of myself, Mulder. It’s hard to see, let alone find in the darkness of covert locations. I mean, I wish I could say that we were going in circles, but we’re not. We’re going in an endless line -- two steps forward and three steps back. While my own life is...standing still.

THE X-FILES GIF MEME — [1/20] EPISODES layout adapted from: x + x

[ybcthecomic]

These guys have been dealing with the most dreadful week of their lives for three whole years and somehow haven't yet kicked it. I think that warrants celebration!

That is to say - this comic turns three today! Thanks to anyone out there who's ever given it a look. It blows my mind on the regular that literally anyone bothers with this absurdly niche thing, so if you've been following along...thanks!

Here's to the road ahead!

[mosscreeper-ao3]

I just think it would be cool if Keith actually had some animalistic/inhuman traits from being galra instead of just blaming his autism on being an alien.

[napping-sapphic]

Honestly so good that I’m too shy to talk to people because I’m like 80% sure my impulsive ass would just ask strangers if they wanted to try to fall in love just to see if we could

[a-shattered-goddess]

Please. Please call me it

Im not human, treat me as such, that is fine, i am an it. A creature. A monster. I am quite literally Darkness.

It/its is fine, regardless of the form i may take i am at my core not human and debatably not even a person sometimes.

[desultory-novice]

I think it'd be kinda interesting if Marx, after becoming part God-Clock, is unable to rest. After all, if a part of the Nova lives on in him, it'd surely be running to try do repairs or archive data, and this would mean Marx has developed long term insomnia. The reason this is bad is due to Marx being a Noddy, a group known entirely for sleeping. Imagine trying to get immense power, having a battle you lose in a way you can never truly understand, then lose the activity you love most as a part of you isn't really You anymore.

No wonder Marx went crazy.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH (/POS)

>DESS.EXE HAS STOPPED FUNCTIONING

[cmdonovann]

LAST DAY OF SHIPS WEEK so i am posting this to SHAME MY HUSBAND INTO FINISHING THE BETH/PAUL FIC HE IS WRITING. jk i love you and you can finish your fanfiction Whenever @chemicalcain but i am too impatient to NOT post this.

anyway. 2006 teen beth flirting with post-fracture paul serene to try to get information out of him is possibly the best excuse to ship them i have ever heard of and i am. obsessed. thank you all for your time

[cabeswaterdrowned]

@sergeantpixie @nocakesformissedith @thechosenthree @snixx @buffyspeak @whodoesnataliehave @medievalwife @inlovewith-icecream

[prettyboybun]

Sometimes it's like. no I am not horny. Yes I know when I get home, I will inevitably be touching my tdick til I cum regardless. We exist