#bec i cant make fanarts

[eydilily]

(look at what i have to offer) — this is the spider's nest.

[kyurochurro]

only now ive lost the main piece;

where might it be?

(redraw of the MV art for puzzle by kuwagata-p ft. hatsune miku, originally illustrated by ryono ♡ )

[sleepysnk]

Hello and 🗣 anon is back for more thirsts!!

RRRREE UGHHH I CANT STOP❌❌ THINKING AB FEMLOCK. like HAVE YOU SEEN FEM SHIDOU?!?+?+?×? Theres that one fem shidou fanart where she has long nails, except for her ring and middle finger tee hee. I've seen 1 fanart of fem shidou and I started barking and drinking like a dog.

Ugh anyway imagine Fem!Shidou who keeps teasing you in public. This woman man has no shame AT ALL. She'd make you place your hand on her bare waist, or her bare back if shes wearing a backless top.

She absolutely loves dressing you up. Yall share everything, makeup, clothes, shampoos, shoes, everything!! Its much more better bec yall can save money ( and she also loves it when you use/wear her things )

I hc she has very big bazoonkas ( boobs ). And she likes showing it off to you. And ofc you indulge by admiring and praising her big planets♡

Shes very handsy. You'll always get flustered when she gets her nails done but her middle and ring fingernails remain short, because you know why.

She owns a lot of toys just like shidou does, she has a favorite strap to use on either of you. It's hot pink with glitters, above average girth, and maybe about 7.9 inches in length. She loves it when she uses it on you, seeing your mind go numb, legs shake, while eyes rolling back as she pound into you, completely enjoying this, whispering dirty things to your ear while you feel your high getting closer.

She also has this baby pink dildo ( she loves pink ) that she watches you bounce on when you get a bit feisty in public or start to challenge her over power. Serves you right, bad girls dont get to cum on mommy's strap.

She buys you two matching lingeries, she loves to fuck you in a lingerie that's almost not covering your form, accidentally ripping it apart.

She loves oral too, LOVES it when you give her head. I mean dont you just wanna die being crushed by her big thighs? She'd let you eat her out while she grabs a fistful of your hair, guiding you where it feels better most.

She deff asked fem!sae for a threesome with you once ( more than that ) and imagine Fem!Sae actually joining omg

This is just half of what I'm thinking but I'm very hungry so❤ Have a great day tho!

my jaw dropped when the threesome part was mentioned 😭

THIS IS ACTUALLY.. REALLY GOOD?? i’ve seen lots of fem!shidou fanarts and the color palette is so good 😩

i hope your day is well too!! 🫶🏻

[saenora]

ship your moots 💖?

OKAY ANON LETS GO... I HAVE TOO MANY MOOTIES SO BEAR W ME<3

@keiskyutie x rin.... this was a heavy debate w rin, baji, and kaiser and choso.... but i see rin being the best... choso WAS SO CLOSE DARAAA!!! YOU HAV ENO IDEA.

@daikiiss x aomine. IT BE S CRIME NOT TO.

@gojoest x satoru. i mean AI AND SOTRURU ARE SOULMATES. PERIOD.

@delirious-donna x kakashi. ma and pa at their finest. i am their love child anon.

@leviismybby x nanami.. klara dont kill me but i HEAVILY SHIP YOU W HIM

@devoti x NAOYA. MY CHILDREN

@zoro-onigiri x toji (100 percent) i see toji being the softest w you and you alone.

@seirinz x AKASHI. i know rin and kise are there but akashi and you are a power couple.

@mrskenmakozume x kenma... I LOVE THIS SHIP SM. CAT OWNER W CAT. MEOW.

@qichun X KARASU <3. OTP. OTP. OTP. I CANNOT IMPLY ENUF.

@chiffiorra x shuji. not over that fanart yet.

@kakujis x rensuke... THERE IS NO OTHER WAY TO PUT IT. BUT YOU'D MAKE HIM HSI BEST SELF.

@fuyuluvr X SHION x chifuyu... IDK BRO IDK... ITs MY OTP

@ukiiyos x KAISERRRRR! EMPEROR NEEDS HIS EMPRESS.

@urgemii X OLIVER. gemi can tame him and put a leash on him!

@kagayguri x sugawara.... TEH PARENTT COUPLEEE. PERIOD.

@king-of-dreamers X TOGE... <3 ESP AFTER TAHT SOMEHWEREIN TIME REDRAW... <3

@cinnarol x nagi. i know atsushi exists but nagi >

@deliqwuette X LEON. MY HOT COUPLE GOALS. COUPLE GOALS.

@bakerysnake X ALEX!!!!!!!!! UWUWUW BABIES &lt;3

@jogeto X MILES. you both are very adorable and should date.

@chibishae34 x kenyuuuuuu !!!!!! the fall couple vibes so strong and beautiful.

@sugurini x bangs guys 😘

@imlevis x iwazumi. IT WAS A TOUGH CHOICE betwen levi and iwazumi and iwazumi won by a bit.

@nanamikentoseyebags x nanami. i don't even wanna explain.

@suckonlimes x sanzuuu!!!!!!! MY BONNIE CLYDE OTP.

@kailali X shujiiiii !!! I CANT TELL WHO IS INSTIGATING WHOM ATP.

@benkeibear X MAHITO. RHY KNOWS.

@humanitys-strongest-bamf X LEVI. MY KATVI AGENDA.

@blackfire2013 x Kazutora.. its perfect okay <3.

@littleoanh x geto... plS hot couple alert.

@sixpennydame x levi. there is no other way <3

@vagabond-umlaut x sukunaaaa!! i know scandalous. but baby i like him w you out of all your babies.

@avid-idiot x shidou. NESAAAAA and SHIDOUUU ARE TEH RACOONS INMY BACKYARD.

@garoujo x nagi. MY OLDEST OTP. &lt;3

@awkwardchick87 X VASH <3. PLEASE I LOVE YORU SELFHSIP SMMMMMMM AWKS.

@seehaven x REO ! (only bec chloe is inviitng me to teh rich boy's partyyy /j) THE KISS HAD ME SWOONED FORYOU BOTH.

@truegoist x rin... rin is the pettiest w atlas so yes.

@okkotsuus x sae... you haet him i ship ypou two stillll <////333

@sin-and-punishment X SHUJI <3. I AM BEING NICE.

@linpunny x taiju! i saw his appeal bec of you dessy. YOU BRING OUT TEH BEST IN HIM.

@princessatoru x BACHIRAA (AMIRA THAT FABART. HOTTEST BABUES FOR SURE)

[hanasnx]

Imma jus keep flooding your ask box bec that's just how I am🏃🏾‍♀️ but this tiktok has me thinking.... imagine an au where anakin is a mandalorian...??? Like hear me out on that😮‍💨😩

Love the og mando but it can always be better with my fave Skywalker </3

link

hello vana! can you pls tell me your secret as to how your asks live rent free in my head???? you are welcome to flood my inbox anytime

im not joking. this one and the last one ive thought of periodically since i read them

i found this post a bit ago of mando!anakin <3 thought youd like it: mandalorian fanart link

☥ i have a huge suit and mask kink if you cant tell already im a mess over dudes in full head to toe gear bonus points if theyre stoic and only speak when absolutely necessary. fucking delicious i eat it up everytime.

☥ anakin’s canon personality kinda fits with that of mando from the show. gravely serious, quiet and calculative in strategic situations, no patience for nonsense, acquires a child and- after fighting the decision- grows attached to it, fierce loyalty to his family.

☥ mando’s armor is so fucking hot oh my fucking god i want him to do me with the helmet on and then imagining anakin underneath it all>???? i feel faint.

☥ imagine him being a bounty hunter eeeeeee

☥ like you two come across each other like you were sitting at the bar and he comes up to talk to the bartender if she’s seen a certain face around. you love the sound of his voice omffmggm, you can tell theres a slight mod to it and it just adds to the rasp. the bartender asks him to wait a second while she goes to the back. so you turn on the charm,

“bounty hunter?”

he pivots his head, marginally. and gives a single slow nod. you smile at him, down your drink.

“big fan of bounty hunters, one time a hunter saved my sister. would love to buy you a drink.”

“can’t. working.”

“afterwards? we both know you’re gonna catch that sleazebag you’re tracking. you look like the type that doesn’t stop til he gets what he wants, right?”

oh, how right you were.

he doesn’t say anything, so you assume it’s not a no. “mandalorian armor… would love to know what you look like under it all.” generously, you eyes travel him from boots to helmet.

“how do you know i’m not one of those guys that’s vowed to keep the helmet on?”

finally, a sentence. you must’ve caught his attention. “i wouldn’t mind that.” your ambiguous flirt left room to his imagination. having implied that it didn’t matter if he kept the helmet on, just as long as you got to see his cock pistoning into you. that was a little too forward for this kind of interaction.

he bows his head, and you envision the way he must be looking at you through his brows. either intrigued or appalled. the guessing game thrills you to say the least.

you point out his mark to him, behind the two of you, sucking on the neck of a twi’lek. “you owe me, hunter.” it was a harmless joke.

the twinkling of a couple credits sounds against the bar counter.

“for your next drink.” he answers your questioning glance.

☥ maybe by making your attraction to him apparent enough, he says fuck it, and after catching and collecting his bounty that very night, he comes back to the bar to see if you’re still there.

☥ maybe you somehow convince him to do you in the dark alley behind the disreputable bar. to your delight, he let you take off his helmet so he could fuck your mouth with his tongue while he slipped his cock out of the confines of his armor and fuck you for real. it’s not like his line of work allows for any time for himself, and the warmth of a willing woman is few and far in between. of course he melts into you once you say the right things. falls for how desperate and noisy your pussy is, slurping him up. sinking into your wet heat and panting into each others mouths.

☥ appearances didn’t matter to you much, and you were buzzed enough to not care. however, imagine your pleasant surprise to see someone so fucking pretty hiding underneath the mask.

☥ imagine yall start a fun little fwb relationship after this so he can fuck all his frustrations out using you <3

[bugsgay]

Im so tired of seeing fanart for white male minecraft youtuber number 36 on twitter

[tundrainafrica]

you know what sav, ive been watching different animes, mostly i ship the potential characters depending on their interaction and then once the series has finally ended I can easily moving on and detached myself from it.

but for Levihan?

it hits different for me like fuck you know, they’d close to survive. in AOT world they took 10 years to finally realized that “ah, this is the person i think l could liv with bec we know each other shits” “we’re the only one survived in this apocalyptic world.” etc et. AND THEIR RELATIONSHIP IS DIFFERENT, they didnt even need to show like kiss, hug and sex to show how much they have a feelings for each other. idk.

they wasily let go of each other without even second guessing? they are so selfless. i have love and hate for them being like this.

im sorry for sendinh you send like this without chrcking it. its freaking 3am here?!?! i read your fic?! and i feel so BAD for online exhibition bec they didnt include IFKK panel and im crying for them while typing this.

hange deserved better. levihAn deserved to live in the forest.

okay, to make it short. i fhink i cant move on from these two emotionally/romantically constipated abnormals.

i love them.

*insert sad + reverb piano version of river flows in you*

i love you sav keep writing for these two abnormals.

FAM I'm crazy also. I'm very crazy. I'm taking my sweet time with content because I want this levihan content to last me until I'm like a mom with a sixteen year old kid telling her about 'my ship of dreams.'

Sometimes, when I'm emotional, I just tear up and think about this couple which didn't end up together. Sometimes, I'm feeling sad for no reason so I message my boyfriend about how much I love levihan. Sometimes, I just tell him how much they deserved better. When I think of a tragic love story, I don't think of Romeo and Juliet now, I think of levihan. Sometimes, when I watch another show, the moment I see a couple with chemistry, I'm like 'I wonder how a Levihan AU would work"

This couple effed me up in some of the worst ways possible. I do not know how i will ever explain to anyone in irl that I barely write in real life but a fictional couple couple has made me crazy enough to write hundreds of thousands worth of metas and fanfics over a fictional couple. A very tragic fictional couple.

I'm honestly terrified MAPPA is gonna omit a lot of the scenes because WHAT IS ROMANCE. WHAT IS LOVE.

IKE FAM YOU'RE GONNA MAKE HANGE FIND LEVI'S HALF DEAD BODY AND KILL HER OTHER SOLDIERS JUST TO SAVE HIM. COME ON.

But you know, even if it does, I'm comforted to know there are hundreds, thousands, tens of thousands of Levihan content to consume whether it be in socmed AUs, fanfic or fanart.

Pls don't stop creating.

Also, if you want sad piano music, my favorites right now are 'Big Plans' and 'Storm'

[cattles-bians]

damie vibecca exes au part 8

post directory

obsetress: now i just want fanart of damvibecca at the gym

em: well. pitch it to me comrade ghostfucker

obsetress: idk that's about as far as i got i just reread that bit about vibecca in their matching gym outfits and my brain got stuck

em: hypothetically do u have a colour palette in mind bc i associate gym outfits w like. bright loud colours and

em: idk if it works w our earth sign queens

[em note: emily is a liar and did NOT draw fanart of damvibecca at the gym]

[em note 2: we have the gym art now [x] [x]]

obsetress: i was imagining like charcoals tbh, or jewel tones

obsetress: i could see them in like jewel tone purples or that jewel tone blue green color

obsetress: yeah viola jewel tones or blacks n charcoals

obsetress: becs pastels and camels but jewel tones at the gym

em: it’s about Matching

em: And Destroying Ur Ex (platonically)

obsetress: yeah

obsetress: viola's feeling particularly smug about it but then

obsetress: dani's in an old school tshirt and shorts and jamie's in............ one of dani's old school tshirts and shorts

em: YES

obsetress: not intentionally, she just grabbed whatever was there

obsetress: dani chirps "oh you two look so cute! baby look, they have a matched set"

obsetress: viola arches an eyebrow "and so do you, it seems" and dani laughs "not on purpose, jamie just grabbed whatever was on top in the drawer"

viola: you two... share... a wardrobe?

dani: yeah?

em: god cute

obsetress: cute n dumb

em: they can share nearly everything except pants

em: well. pants as a treat

em: haha pants

em: trousers

obsetress: also rly nice rly clean smooth funny juxtaposition in my brain of vibecca being the ones who intentionally match and damie the ones for whom it just accidentally happens

obsetress: hahahah pants

obsetress: they can share pants but................ should they

em: idk miss chapter 12 danis thighs jamies pyjamas

em: should they

obsetress: PLEASE

obsetress: that's exactly what i was referring to THANKS

obsetress: anyway

obsetress: rebecca just laughs

obsetress: viola huffs and bex is like "sorry, babe, but it is kind of funny"

em: dani jamie wearing like

obsetress: YEAH

obsetress: MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY

em: poor viola

obsetress: thinking about dani's ass in those

em: yeah....

em: violas huffing until jamies exercise flush lasts a little Too Long

obsetress: big blush jamie taylor

em: she’s still like ‘oi dani close ur mouth’ but then she

obsetress: yeah

obsetress: just ogling each other

obsetress: (they briefly pause to ogle vi and rebecca passing a medicine ball back and forth as they do squats and have to acknowledge that, yeah, they've all done alright by themselves)

em: funny montage of the gang doing exercise while surreptitiously taking Peaks

obsetress: omg all i want

obsetress:sometimes having friends as a lesbian means they're all your exes except one, who's your gf, and you're all checking each other out always anyway

em

And That’s Beautiful

obsetress

obsetress: dani: checking out viola's biceps, rebecca's abs

viola: checking out dani's thighs n ass

rebecca: minding her business

jamie: scowling n scrawny

obsetress:(n also checking out dani's thighs n ass, viola's biceps, and begrudgingly peeking at rebecca's abs)

obsetress: every other woman at the gym: checking out jamie, trying to figure out the entire dynamic here

are they a polycule? what

em: jamie probably like

em: maybe she gets really into running bc she just checks out and listens to her audiobooks but like

em: slow twitch vs fast twitch fibers so stays scrawny

obsetress: i can see that

obsetress: just gets on the treadmill and zones tf out

em: jamie ‘why don’t i have biceps’ taylor vs jamie ‘no u gotta lift w ur hips’ taylor

obsetress: she hates it but her psych told her it'll be good for her routine so you know she was like yes ma'am every day ma'am

em: cant believe safe lifting procedures screwed her over

em: ‘yes ma’am every day ma’am’ ur just Going for it arent ya anshdjdh

obsetress: sorry but don't tell me you can't hear it

obsetress: jamie's the person who takes notes in therapy

obsetress: jamie, in the locker room after their workout: do my biceps look bigger?

dani, patiently, already knowing where this is going: bigger than what, baby?

jamie: than yesterday

dani: mm, rome wasn't built in a day, you know

jamie: do they look bigger at all?

dani: well

em: i mean not to perceive her too much but mattresses scene indicates AE/jamie like. at least some muscle in the leg area

em: poor jamie

em: not playing to her strengths

obsetress: yeah she does

obsetress: i mean ae has toned af arms

obsetress: she's just wiry

em: how could i forget the benchpressing dog gif

obsetress: dani's like "jamie, baby, come do squats with me and vi" "m'good" "baby, c'mon, you'll like it" "don't wanna do squats" "it could be good for you" "don't wanna do squats with you two"

em: dani: you gotta like. eat more

jamie: i eat plenty

dani: no u graze all day and then u don’t eat dinner

obsetress: dani: five biscuits spread out across a day doesn't count as eating more

em: dani: protein jamie it’s abt protein

obsetress: dani: you need more protein, which is why i think some lentils would really––

em: jamie thinks protein shakes are Nasty

obsetress: jamie does think protein shakes are nasty but dani will make her a smoothie and sneak it in like she's a child

obsetress: viola and rebecca, with their matching monogrammed blender bottles, just staring

obsetress: becca's like "jamie, just drink it, really, it's fine"

obsetress: viola just does this haughty sniff at her and that's what finally gets jamie to start

em: jamie can deal w being a brat but the idea of viola having Anything over her drives her Insane

em: Drives Her Fuckign Nuts

obsetress: she hates it

obsetress: just the absolute fuckin worst

em: do u think dani ever like

em: like they REALLY need to clear out storage but it’s a boiling frog situation where it’s increased so gradually that

em: like jamie thinks it’s Fine storage is Clear Enough

em: it’s Not

em: danis like. should we invite rebecca and vi over

em: just be Idea of A Snide Viola Comment fills jamie w a burning rage

obsetress: oh my god

obsetress: i'm obsessed with this

obsetress: i would read a whole oneshot about this

em: eventually dani comes clean abt it n jamie thinks it’s v funny bc yknow; open and honest communication is a v important part of their dynamic

em: jamie: next time just tell me my storage looks like shite dani or i will be grumbling abt viola for a Week

obsetress: inevitably

obsetress: when they do have to come over to clean

obsetress: dani offers them takeout and wine ("step up from pizza and beer at least," jamie grumbles) and viola's like "jesus, dani, let's just go out to dinner. my treat"

obsetress: at dinner, viola's like "if you want more storage, i have some wonderful properties––"

obsetress: rebecca's mouthing "sorry" from next to her across the table

em: every time they go out rebecca takes vi aside n is like ok sweetheart so you promise you’re not gonna try convince them to sell the apartment again

em: and violas like (mock horror) of course i won’t. ye of little faith

em: and every time

em: every time she does

em: she’s tryna HELP

obsetress: she would too she'd be like

obsetress: "i'm just trying to HELP"

obsetress: "they're our FRIENDS"

em: i’m on a mission to figure out like

em: this is way way down the line

em: but i wanna believe eventually viola and jamie start to, at the v least, Tolerate each other

em: jamie might even be fond of the crazy bird but she’ll NEVER admit it

obsetress: god like vi's on business or some shit in like

obsetress: the UAE

obsetress: negotiating some Deal

obsetress: and so dani and jamie get dinner with just bex and they're driving home after and having a perfectly mundane conversation and then jamie's just blurting like

obsetress: "i think i miss vi"

em: she’s HORRIFIED

em: she tries to play it off as like um

em: she’s Too Comfortable

em: things are Too Boring

em: which is weird knowing everything we know abt jamie

em: but actually she just... maybe misses viola

em: danis like god i wish i was recording this

obsetress: jamie's passed out next to her at home later (it's ten pm) and dani's chattering happily away on the phone with vi (drinking a martini in her dubai hotel room at one am since, y'know, no bars) in bed right next to her

obsetress: "jamie, uh, said she misses you. i know. no, i KNOW. don't tell her i told you. yeah, yeah, you win, vi, we know. uh-huh. uh-huh. i'm gonna pretend you didn't just ask me that"

em: CUTE

em: u can’t lord it over her vi it’s a little secret

em: vi's like when have i EVER

em: she does

obsetress: once they're good again, dani and vi absolutely just. lose time (there's a metaphor in there) talking to each other still

em: this is wholesome tbh

em: i really like the damie stories where like

em: look it’s nice when damie have each other but it’s also nice when they have their own friends and stuff

em: dunno how to articulate that well

em: it’s a balance! it’s a balance

obsetress: yeah! exactly

obsetress: because that's part of the love n possession thing too yk

obsetress: not to say either of them would ever be like "no friends for you" but

obsetress: wanting to have a life outside of your partner yk

obsetress: they're meeting vi and rebecca for dinner after vi gets back and vi's just grinning and sweeping jamie into a hug "i heard you missed me"

em: she gets jamie a souvenir t-shirt

em: it’s too big

em: OR

em: child’s t-shirt

obsetress: (jamie sleeps in it that night)

obsetress: oh childs might be better

obsetress: she's like "you're a little scrawny, so..."

em: jamie sleeps in it.... soft bitch

em: she feels too much

obsetress: jamie taylor softest bitch

obsetress: dani watches her pull it on and raises an eyebrow and jamie's just like "wot"

em: jamies like (grumbles) i knew she was comin back i’m just

em: shouldn’t you be HAPPY about this development dani

em: ‘s’a gift... s’rude not t’....’

obsetress: YEAH

obsetress: dani just grins "mmhm"

em: it accidentally makes its way into jamies workout clothes pile

obsetress: oh my GOD oh my god

obsetress: viola's shit eating GRIN when jamie shows up at the gym in it

em: jamies like fok

em: mental maths tryna figure if she wants to just. work out in a sports bra

em: she Doesn’t

obsetress: she Doesn't!

obsetress: (she's shy)

em: god it’s one of those shirts that’s like

em: someone who loves me went to UAE and got me this t-shirt or something

obsetress: dani corners her in their empty row in the locker room "you could've just taken it off, you know" "dunno, not everyone needs to... see that, you know?" "i'd certainly like to see it" jamie rolls her eyes but she's grinning "you can see that any time" "well maybe i wanted to see it during my workout" "dani......."

em: jamies embarrassed bc of her gnarly farmers tan means her tummy is at least five shades lighter than the rest of her

em: crisp tan lines

obsetress: god jamie's farmers tan

em: once again i am bringing my tan lines jamie agenda

obsetress: dani loves jamies dumb farmers tan so much

obsetress: she giggles

obsetress: but it's the most loving giggle possible

em: and then when she gets into running...

em: god when i was rowing there were a couple ppl w like what i called a neapolitan icecream tan which is

em: gimme a second

obsetress: jamie gets all huffy when dani giggles at her tan but then dani's like "baby, no, i think it's cute" and jamie gives her a look and dani grins mischievously and ducks her head

obsetress: and then she's licking and kissing and nipping her way along jamie's dumb tan lines

em: there it is

obsetress: it was inevitable

em: so caught up in the joy of jamies dumb farmer tans i forgot abt her gnarly scar she keeps under wraps

em: baby

em: the most baby

obsetress: baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

em: jamie decides the only way to claim the stupid t-shirt as hers is to cut off the sleeves

em: it’s abt the ritual of the thing

obsetress: she shows up at the gym wearing it and

obsetress: that's viola's "oh no she's hot" moment

em: YEAH BABY

obsetress: literally just like

obsetress: world stops

obsetress: viola stares

em: jamie finally gets to do an exercise that shows off her sinewy manual labor grip forearms

em: viola’s probably just as horrified to find jamie hot as every time jamies like oh no

em: violas hot

em: and once again jamie CANNOT know she’s hot bc she will be insufferable

em: she will be the Worst

obsetress: viola's tugging rebecca aside "why didn't you tell me jamie was hot" "what?" viola waves a hand and rebecca just furrows her brow a little and is like "that's just... what she looks like, vi"

obsetress: viola corners dani next "why didn't you tell me jamie was hot" "i did" "oh. right" viola pauses, then "why didn't you make sure i was listening?" dani just gives her a look and walks away

obsetress: dflksdjfldaj god the way jamie and viola are. the same

obsetress: kind of incredibly, in the same ways dani and rebecca are the same

em: “hey baby, did viola seem different today? seemed off”

em: jamies like. is she mad at me. did i break another social taboo.

em: rebecca ‘jamie looks like jamie’ jessel vs dani ‘my gf is so hot i can’t stand it’ clayton

obsetress: "i tell you how hot she is at least three times a week, vi"

em: danis tryna goad her into making the damn shirt a crop top

em: jamies like yeah but isn’t that a step too far. i feel like i am destroying this shirt too much

em: she does it anyway

em: so jamies workout clothes are danis endless grey baggy school t-shirts and this one ugly souvenir shirt that like

em: psychological warfare and she doesn’t even know it

obsetress: i would........ like to see it

obsetress: also crop top jamie is one of my favorite jamies

obsetress: she is severely underrated

em: crop top jamie is

obsetress: and we do not talk about her enough

em: jamie wear More crop tops

obsetress: viola and rebecca in bed, in matching facemasks, after going to the gym post-epiphany that Jamie Is Hot

obsetress: viola: are dani and jamie hotter than us?

rebecca: what?

obsetress: and like

obsetress: viola is NOT insecure

obsetress: she is constantly confident that she's the most attractive woman in the room at any given moment, but

obsetress: she's just so staggered by this realization

em: some neutral third party (ms grose and mr sharma probably) are like well. u guys definitely have a little more of a scary thing going on

em: i’m imagining rebecca and viola at brunch w hannah and owen v seriously discussing this

em: viola brings it up and rebecca GROANS but then she gets invested in the convo

obsetress: GOD yeah

obsetress: she's leaning forward and gesturing with her fork "when you say 'scary'..........."

em: owens like scary is a compliment

em: hannah grose sips her tea knowingly

obsetress: rebecca just narrows her eyes at hannah grose and hannah raises her eyebrows and shrugs

em: after a week or so viola bursts into a room w stupid big sunglasses and a tray of take out coffees and she’s like Don’t You Worry Jamie I Have Concluded You’re Hot But I’m Not Threatened By It

em: jamies like sorry WHAT

em: you’ve been thinking about WHAT

em: viola leaves without ever following it up

obsetress: dani is entirely unfazed

obsetress: doesn't even blink

em: danis like neat she remembered the oat milk

em: everyone in this au is insane

obsetress: any lesbian in 2021 is insane

obsetress: par for the course

em: was gonna protest but

em: Yeah

obsetress: this lesbian meme account i follow on insta is doing “stop asking who’s the top and who’s the bottom. start asking...” posts

obsetress: and one of them is “start asking who’s baby and who’s fuck around and find out” and it just makes me chuckle

obsetress: jamie taylor baby

obsetress: viola lloyd also baby

em: dani is baby passing and jamie is fuck around faking

obsetress: oh my god that’s why that’s why i think we cracked it

obsetress: dani (fuck around) dated jamie (baby) and vi (baby)

obsetress: rebecca (fuck around) dated jamie (baby) and vi (baby)

obsetress: the reason they could never cross further even tho per the transitive property dani (so similar to vi) should be able to date beccs and jamie (so similar to beccs) should be able to date vi is because

obsetress: you can’t have two babies and two fuck arounds in a relationship together

em: oh of course. i see. i see

em: however in the rare rare crack ship of the ‘jamie viola hatefuck’ a similar phenomenon to ‘social anxiety mum friend ordering food’ instinct takes over and someone fucks around and finds out

em: this is just my unhinged jamie viola hatefuck bulkshit which is. it’s ironic ok it’s ironic it’s ironic it’s

em: ok one last thought bc i know it’s super late for u but

obsetress: omg i also have a last thought let’s trade

em: what if mikey is about isabels age n jamie ends up looking after him for one reason or another for a bit

em: and viola absolutely Dotes on him

obsetress: omg

obsetress: that’s what does it. jamie seeing viola w mikey

em: grumble grumble i guess she’s not that bad

em: except then she’s like god what if mikey likes her MORE than me

obsetress: “dani what if mikey gets one of those weird first crushes on vi”

obsetress: dani doesn’t even look up from the laundry “who hasn’t had a crush on vi”

obsetress: jamie’s like “mE” and dani just gives her the most withering look

em: danis like It’s Par For The Course Jamie

em: danis a teacher she’s like it happens don’t sweat it

em: anyway

em: what was. what was ur last little thought

obsetress: i was just thinking more about viola also baby and how also she’s been so privileged her whole life that sometimes there are just some things she can’t do for herself because she just doesn’t know how

obsetress: like she’s never had to learn

em: rebecca gets um

em: freeze dried coffee

em: nescafé

obsetress: but like

obsetress: rebecca genuinely loves taking care of vi for whatever reason (it’s because she loves her) when she really needs it but

obsetress: rebecca also takes no shit and is like “i’m not making the nescafé for you. you’re 36 years old, vi, you need to learn to do it for yourself”

obsetress: and she’ll stand there and watch her do it and then she makes vi do it at least three more times for posterity

obsetress: “i’ll make a plebeian of you yet, viola lloyd”

obsetress: (god only the two of them would think a line like that is funny)

[helloimnad]

reborn had gone. his tutor, who had been by his side for nearly ten years, had left this world. he's furious. he's in so much despair.

... but, does he even have time to grive, when the world's in the verge of meeting its ending?

irie shoichi, who is currently sitting in front of him in a private room of a secluded pub not too far from vongola headquarters, gives him a concerned look. "tsunayoshi-kun, it must be really tough for you. i... i'm really sorry," said shoichi with an apologetic look.

tsunayoshi lifts his head to face shoichi's. he weakly shakes his head and gives shoichi a weak smile. "don't worry about me, shoichi-kun. i... we don't have time to grive. after the meeting with byakuran, it would be so much tougher for you and hibari-san. let's focus on succeeding the first step of our plan."

the door to the private room opens, and the cloud guardian of tenth generation of vongola family, hibari kyoya, enters the room. he strides over the room and sits beside tsunayoshi. tsunayoshi closes his eyes and takes a deep, calming breath, then slowly exhaling it. he open his eyes and puts on a small smile.

"now, hibari-san, shoichi-kun, let's begin our final discussion," the three of them then proceed to finalise their secret plan to defeat byakuran.

xxxxx

at time like this, tsunayoshi hates his hyper intuition the most. he's already prepared to face the outcome of this so-called peace talk, but that doesn't mean his hyper intuition will stop buzzing. he slowly opens his eyes when he feels a soft fabric gently sweeping through the side of his face. he turns his head to face the person who just wiped the sweats off of his face.

"you're sweating a lot," said hibari, whose hand now moving to wipe the sweats off another side of tsunayoshi's face with a handkerchief. they're currently sitting together on the back of hibari's car, with kusakabe driving them.

"thank you, hibari-san. i'm trying my best to stay calm, but this hyper intuition is really annoying. it makes me... nervous."

"as you should."

tsunayoshi gives hibari a small smile, then proceeds to reach something from his suit's pocket. it is his own handkerchief. he gives it to hibari. "please keep this, hibari-san. i have dirtied yours. your handkerchief must be dripping with my sweat now.

hibari raises an eyebrow in confusion. tsunayoshi continues and says, "let's save the world together," with a warm smile plastered on his face.

hibari eyes widen for a second. he then takes the handkerchief, put it in his suit's pocket, and says, "i'm keeping this, tsunayoshi. after you've done your part, you can leave the rest to me. you know i have never failed my mission," hibari shows tsuna his arrogant smile, "i'll return this to you when it's over. so, you have to come back."

tsunayoshi's smile grows wider when he heard hibari's reply. "thank you, hibari-san," tsunayoshi brings his face closer to hibari's face, and gives his cloud guardian a small kiss on the lip, "i love you," he continues as he pulls his head back.

"i know," hibari replied, then he places his hand on the side of tsunayoshi's face and brings his own face closer to tsunayoshi's, as they kiss for the second time. the kiss lasts longer this time, as the two pour so much love and affection into it. "i love you, tsunayoshi."

FIN.

lmaooo i cant believe im actually posting this 😭 i just feel like to since i dont think this should only stay on my phone's note. i suddenly had the urge to write this bec of a fanart i saw on twt. oh and as for the handkerchief, i got the inspiration from an 1827 dj where tyl hibari gave his handkerchief to present tsuna bc he got a nosebleed after their training, and hibari said the handkerchief is so important to him. then, boom, this happens. im actually so bad at writing so i dont think i will be posting this on either ffn or ao3. i dont think many khr fans are still here sooo.... 😌 im pretty safe here lmao