#beautiful Satire

[beauty-funny-trippy]

[giantkillerjack]

You shouldn't get a wheelchair, walker, cane, shower chair, or any kind of assistive technology mobility aid because then you might become dependent on them. Just like how you also shouldn't get glasses if you have bad eyesight because then you might become dependent on those.

For instance, if you end up stuck using corrective eyewear, you could actually lose your ability to tell what things are even when they are extremely blurry! You need to get used to having migraines from seeing unclearly because if you wear glasses all the time, you are basically giving up!! You don't need to see things coming at you from far away! You just need to get good at dodging, and if you can't, then you have no one to blame but yourself!!

For example, I read a really heart-worming article recently about a girl who was stuck using glasses - just absolutely, tragically trapped in her eyewear from dawn to dusk, even though she was good and never ever complained; and I heard she trained herself to discern the blurry faces of her loved ones with 60% accuracy! - she was even able to walk down the aisle at her wedding WITHOUT forcing the discomfort of seeing a woman in glasses on all her guests!!

Sure, she had to give her vows with a splitting headache, and she couldn't see her husband's expression when he said "I do," but overall, SO inspi-ration-al!!! So up-lifting!!

(She didn't even have to use a seeing eye cane, which would have been the worst-case scenario, obviously, because she worked hard to make sure she looked LESS disabled, not MORE disabled!!! Everyone knows blind people exist solely to be a cautionary tale to sighted people!!)

Also, did you know some people get glasses when they only need them a little bit?? How selfish of them! Sure, there's not a shortage, and an increase in demand would result in overall increased accessibility to glasses--but emotionally it's like taking glasses away from someone who needs them more! After all, if everyone who needed glasses got them, then...... um...... more people would have glasses! Which is probably bad!!!!

I also had a friend who was trapped in glasses who saved up all her money for laser eye surgery, and I don't know why everyone doesn't just do that! Sure, some doctors say some people don't "qualify" and it "won't help" those people, but that's why you can't give up!! You don't want to be one of those people!

After all, what's the worst thing that could happen with an unnecessary laser surgery to the face that comes with crippling debt??? It's worth the risk to gain your FREEDOM back, and I'm so proud of my friend!!

Tragically, she did die later that year while driving Uber and squinting at street signs, but at least now I know my friend is finally free from the shackles of her terrible eyesight. #ripAshley #rippedAshley #justripit 😌😌😌❤😇😇😇

And that's why you shouldn't get used to using a mobility aid!! Because, like glasses, they are inherently embarrassing to be seen with; and - like glasses - it is more noble to suffer silently than to depend on unnatural technologies that force you to rely on them; AND - just like glasses - by abstaining from using them, you DEFINITELY benefit SO many people in tangible life-changing ways!!! (Besides, everyone else will be so much more comfortable if you just look normal! 😊)

I hope you learned something today. 💖

[yippeeangel]

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[madame-helen]

[mississpissi]

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[x-heesy]

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Soundtrack: Gimme a Second by Saliva Grey

[chettyspagetti]

He’s protecting his kitten

[ricardotomasz]

Such is life! Behold, a new Post published on Greater And Grander about Republicans Defend Robots' Rights To Own Guns

See into my soul, as a new Post has been published on https://greaterandgrander.com/republicans-defend-robots-rights-to-own-guns

Republicans Defend Robots' Rights To Own Guns

As the debate about the rights of robots rages on, conservative politicians have found themselves taking a bold new stance: they want robots to have the right to carry firearms under the second amendment.

According to these lawmakers, robots are just as entitled to their second amendment rights as human beings. "The constitution doesn't discriminate against those who were assembled in a factory," declared Congressman Matt Gaetz (R-FL), who (rumor has it) is a robot in disguise programmed using PornHub.

Critics of the proposal have expressed concern about the potential danger of arming robots. "We don't even trust humans with guns, and now we want to give them to machines? That's just asking for trouble," warned Congresswoman Maxine Waters (D-CA), who we suspect is secretly a member of the Society for the Prevention of Artificial Robotic Killing (S.P.A.R.K.).

But supporters of the plan argue that robots should be given the same level of trust as human gun owners. "Robots are programmed to follow the law and obey their owners, so there's no reason to think they would use their guns inappropriately," said Representative Jim Jordan (R-OH), who clearly has never seen The Terminator.

The idea of robot gun rights has gained traction among some conservative voters, who see it as a logical extension of their belief in individual freedom. "If a robot wants to carry a gun to protect itself, who are we to say no?" said Mary Smith, a resident of Tulsa, OK, who is rumored to have a robot best friend.

While it remains to be seen whether the proposal will become law, it's clear that the debate around robots and their rights is far from over. As technology continues to advance, questions about the relationship between humans and robots will only become more pressing. But for now, at least some conservative politicians are standing up for the second amendment rights of our robotic brethren, because what could possibly go wrong with giving guns to machines that can't even feel emotions?

#BeautifulSatire, #Politics, #RobotsForKids, #RobotsMovie, #Satire, #Satirical

[wadowo]

Gaston and Prince Adam (satire)

[spookiest-of-poops]

Jason Walmart™ adventures....Chpt:1

Jason Todd (aka red hood), looked in his fridge cuz he was hungry…but when he opened the fridge he saw that their was missing something…no food.

This was horrible for his team and him, so to fix this problem cuz his tummy was going rumble grumble, he left his safehouse and got on his motorcycle without a helmet (cuz hes a dumbass) and drove to the nearest aldi's but it was closed, so instead he went to walmart, he frowned :(.

He got inside the walmart and put on his hood, of his red hoodie and walked in the food isle at walmart.

He forgot his wallet :( so all he has is 20 dollars in his pocket.

He sighed and said "damn..only 20 dollars..what am i supposed to buy with 20 dollars…??"

And when he said that something magical happened, he saw the instant ramen noodle packs at 50% off, woah what a bargain…

He grabbed like, 10 ramen and a box of rice cuz yummers, and went to the cashier to ring his items up.

The cashiere was this creature like woman thing…she had like lilac purple hair…with possum ears and wore a walmart employee shirt with a name tag that said "Mazzy".

She spoke to you and said "that'll be 19.99$ sir"

with a sigh of relief cuz you barly had enough you put the items in the bag and pay the girl with your 20 dollars.

You go to leave the walmart only for the cashier to tell you to wait.

She runs to you, kinda weird ngl.

But you stay anyways cuz like, man, you're bored.

She catches up to you and like, kinda fucked up really she just bites you?????

Like Ow???? what the fuck????

Anyways you tell her "WHAT THE FUCK???? HUH???" and then you pick her up and throw her into the toy section ball pit.

You leave the walmrt rubbing your arm cuz that really hurt idk why she had to do that :(.

You go back on your motorcycle and go home to your dinky safehouse and cook yourself some instant ramen noodles.

It filled your tummy so fully yummy yummy :).

You then turned on the tv to watch true house wives.

You wish you where watching peppa pig though.

What a strange night you had.

The end…

[beauty-funny-trippy]

[greensaplinggrace]

do you guys remember this. because it lives rent free in my brain every single day. this is still some of the funniest shit I have ever seen. like what do you mean no 😭😭

[lotus-pear]

WHAT IS CHUUYA SINGING /GEN

ANON........ ARE YOU FORREAL.....?? HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD ONCE UPON A DECEMBER???? FROM ANASTASIA??????

LISTEN TO IT. RN (x)

[american-boyboss]

El Chadsformación

[vampire-rodeo]

“Maybe the real demon is my brain”

-My 13 year old brother