#bc i dont use bucket hats but i love it so i was ??? idk ??

[tradetobest]

do u still think abt the golf au bc i would pay billions for you to infodump about it…

YEs i love thinking about this au so much thank you so much for asking me about it anon ilysm....

(under the cut bcs it feels a bit long to me)

this was my first act as a hockey fan it has such a special place in my heart.... i thought about it while i was in class and sorted everyone into categories Definitively. thank you for making me do this. of course some of the things i have these guys do you Shouldnt Do on a golf course, and like this is Super unrealistic but i love having my fun ok…. just Good Vibes… (also, im generalizing “clubhouse” as both people who work as servers at the course’s restaurant and the people who help golfers with carts/clubs/etc and all that. i did Not work there At All so it just makes it easier for me to loop them…. imagine they just like rotate around or something….)

OK… so…. starting with the two who started it all, mitch and auston.

i dont ever think i ever totally explained what mitch and auston's roles were besides surface level stuff so!! mitch is a member of the turf team at the golf course, which are basically the group of people who go around and cut the grass and do the landscaping and all of that. like ice crew, but just for the golf course.

auston is like. i don't know. some sort of moderately rich guy. maybe he's Auston Matthews or maybe he's just rich, i have no clue. all that matters is he golfs. maybe he's a professional golfer. of course, i imagine everything in this au as happening at my course, but tbh it works at any course...

(now, of course, one of mitch's friends works at the clubhouse, and tells mitch every time auston is sitting there looking for him... willy nylander youre a real one)

just imagine mitch driving around a work truck with a rake, a bucket of sand, and a leaf blower in the back and auston (dressed prim, and proper, white pants white shoes white hat purple shirt all nice) literally falling all over himself to talk to him. loitering all over just Hoping that Maybe mitch will drive by and he can rope him into conversation. meanwhile when mitch sees willy he’s like “yeah auston’s so cute but like idk if he’d ever go for me” and willy is like “yeah you have no fucking idea”

i used to have to do this task which was just. watering all of the flowers near the clubhouse and i can imagine mitch doing that and like surroptitiously glancing over his shoulder to check if auston is around or watching or something… just some good old fluffy pining yk…

i have a like Whole Ass procreate file w everyone sorted into lil groups so here’s some little tidbits …

i think i mightve talked abt this in another post but sid (crosby) and claude (giroux) both work for turf and are both Incredibly Competitive about it in the most insane way ever… im talking “you take half the course i take half the course and we see who finishes faster” (starting at 6am ish) mowing competitions and theyre both done at 8 on the dot…. insane people shit…. they did it with bunkers ONCE and claude tripped and fell into a bunker and broke his wrists so they do not do that anymore o7….

in honour of my boss feeling like my dad i put patty marleau and matt martin in turf…. they do rough mowing in honour of the two guys at my course who Only did rough mowing…. big ass machine

the thing to know about guys who are higher up on the turf echelon is that not only do they all know each other but they also went to school for it… turf school…. all this to say top grad of turf school Sidney Crosby got some little ducklings and thats how Connor McDavid (top turf school grad) got to this course…. we love that for him

shoutout to other guys who also have fun little romance stories but who arent mitch and auston, including but not limited to:

connor mcdavid, who keeps getting his work paused by these three golfers, which always makes him grit his teeth and smile softly at them, because Holy Shit Let Me Get Back To My Job Please. matthew tkachuk (son of Great Golfer Keith Tkachuk) seems to take joy in interrupting connor while he’s in the middle of something, jack eichel always catches him bent over and sweaty trying to shove the wheels back onto a greens mower for one of the kids, and leon draisaitl stands on the side to wait until connor’s at least done a pass to ask him something. matthew jack and leon can be seen at the clubhouse after they finish a round, head in hands, because connor is oblivious to their flirting. maybe they should try learning the names of different types of grass.

jamie drysdale (uni student staying with his grandparents over the summer) always comes to the clubhouse for breakfast with them, which absolutely delights bored server trevor zegras… too bad the summer has to end some time! lol! anyway

tyler bertuzzi (turf) seems to always have dirt under his fingernails, some mulch and woodchips stuck to his shorts, scuffs on his knees, and a dirty ass sweater on. dylan larkin (clubhouse) finds him INCREDIBLY endearing.

brady tkachuk (son of Great Golfer Keith Tkachuk) when he’s not driving his brother around so he can try and find connor (“seriously, matthew, he looks busy” “no, it’ll be fine, look—”) is smiling sweetly at the fumbling german waiter who always engages leon in rapidfire german conversation. tim, his nametag says, and brady would love to have more than a few word conversation with him. maybe he should interrupt leon’s brooding time with matthew and jack and ask him to teach him some german.

if you want to communicate with the turf team’s mechanic and don’t want to be asked “where sid? tell him—” you should bring sid with you to see him. however, if you do bring sid, you will have to watch him and said mechanic do Weird Flirting for a good 30 mins before your question is answered. this is outside of the Weird Flirting they do anyway, all the time. if a day goes by without sid twirling his hair kicking his feet over some shit geno said to him earlier in the day has the day really gone by?

followup turf/clubhouse Flirting (I CANT BELIEVE I ALMOST FORGOT TO MENTION THEM IYKYK) tyler seguin, Pretty Boy Galore, and his loud, bubbly, and all consuming obsession with quiet doe-eyed turf worker jamie benn. now thats what i call oblivious. “yeah i flirt with jamie all the time but he just thinks its a joke haha he couldnt want me i know that like have you seen him?” “yeah tyler flirts with me but he’s just joking he doesn’t mean that he could never like me like that have you seen him?” and all that good good shit… tyler sees jamie take off his shirt once because it got soaked and loses his mind.

jack hughes (brother of turf guys luke and quinn) absolutely has the biggest crush on his coworker, fellow clubhouse worker nico hischier. once nico got wet in the rain and soaked through his white work shirt and jack almost lost his fucking mind. absolutely twirling his hair kicking his feet.

both pairs of bruins that i like (bergeron/marchand and swayman/ullmark) are fun little golf tandems. me when i get a hole in one and hug and twirl around a kiss my golf partner. what if we kissed in the front seat of a golf cart. and all that.

finally… honourable mention to john tavares (golfer, has his own labelled golf cart at a course in toronto… love that for you king….) kris letang (turf) and marc-andré fleury (clubhouse) who get to listen to sid moan and groan about geno, and self jarvis (turf) who is completely out of place among the other teams included in this au but i love him so hes here lmfaoo

anyway. yeah. i have LOTS of ideas about this au if you couldnt tell and anon i am SO happy you asked abt it… sorry it took me a few days i have to write like most days for school this semester and its leaving me Very Little time to do anything but reblog posts and draw matty and woller. MATTY AND WOLLER. oh my god i cant believe i almost forgot them uhhh…..

matthew knies and joseph woll are….. both turf workers maybe… yeah. call that lets talk while filling divots on the course or raking bunkers. what if we kissed in the rain while shovelling dirt and seed mix into small holes over and over again. Them

OK IM DONE FR NOW. thank you so much sorry there are no visuals i have written this mostly in class now but if you want to know more or if you want me to elaborate on a specific dynamic (or add some people, because god knows these are just the guys i know/like) or want visuals for anything i can 100% provide, might just take a bit again haha… ilysm anon you made my week

[jinlix]

- skz bingo -

Well my friends are right I'm really my biases combined in one person sifndjd i had way too much fun with this 🤧 the original is here ♡

I was tagged by @3rachaz, thank you so much, sweetie! I really wanted to post this 🤧 and @luvknow skdkskdkd I just did it!! Tysm, mori~ ily~

I'll tag: @angelhyunjin @abangchan @bangcahn @ultscb @realstraykids @uwulix @neocityz @straylov @changbeanie + whoever wants to do this !!

[mrs-mikko-rantanen]

ocean asks all of them except for tropic. Not having that kind of negativity in this house.

Damn anon ok also thank you 💚💙💚

pearl: if you could travel anywhere in the world, where would you go and why?

Honestly Canada. Specifically somewhere I can see the northern lights. Thats all ive ever wanted, ever since I was a little kid.

sails: describe your perfect partner.

Caring. Kind. Understanding. Funny. Gentle.

lighthouse: how much makeup do you wear?

On average none. But every once in a while I'll do some eyeshadow and I'm getting into eyeliner. I miss lipstick. (My mom got me a replica 1940's lipstick colorr for Christmas bc I love vintage makeup and im obsessed)

shells: would you prefer to be a vampire or a werewolf?

Werewolf.

mermaid: most embarrassing moment?

Once when I was about 12 I got my arms stuck in one of those giant cardboard tubes people use to ship/store posters like a giant Chinese finger trap. Also I accidentally threw up on a cat once.

turquoise: weirdest dream you’ve ever had?

When I was 4? I had a dream my family was being chased across the country by Gollum and I had to defend us with a mop by using it like a lance/swatting at him.

waves: favourite season and why?

Fall bc cozy and crisp and I love the colors

breakers: would you ever consider getting married?

Yes I really want to get married and sometimes I get really stressed out that im not married yet

seafoam: describe your ideal summer vacation.

Lots of hiking, camping and spending tine on a lake. Maybe a classic California road trip where I get to see the sea again.

rain: if it were possible, what exotic animal would you keep as a pet?

Dalmatians but they aren't real. I've always really liked griffins, but I think really a bear maybe? Like one that I raised from a cub and could cuddle. :)

sunlight: least favourite song?

I fckn hate that song Pontune and I cannot express why. Also Fight Song.

marine: would you ever consider plastic surgery?

No not really. Just not my speed.

sea glass: what do you consider to be your best physical feature?

I really love my eyes. 💙💙💙

storm: do you like piercings and tattoos? Why or why not?

Yes!! I have my ears pierced (just a standard lobe piercing) but I kinda want another one. I have at least....3? tattoos I want but idk if I'll ever get them bc I'm horribly afraid of needles

boardwalk: who is your favourite fictional couple?

Jace and Nyar. And Bob and Linda from Bobs burgers.

coral: if you had to describe your personality as a food, what would you be and why?

A classic backyard barbeque hamburger. No I will not elaborate 😂

nymph: old-fashioned or modern decor? 

Both? Mostly old fashioned I guess.

seawater: scariest movie you’ve ever watched?

I really hated Signs so so much as a kid so ive kinda avoided scary movies since that. Funny since I willingly go ghost hunting 😂

siren: in a fantasy setting, would you be a warrior, rogue or mage?

I think probably a warrior.

tempest: your favourite Pokemon?

I dont know any of them except Bulbasour and hes the cutest :)

aquamarine: describe your dream date.

I used to think it was walking around a carnival/amusement park and enjoying things dressed up all cute and 1940s style and then listening to Etta James' At Last on the Ferris wheel to wrap up the night; but the last time I rode a ferris wheel with my cousins I was embarrassingly stressed out so like........my ideal day-dream date has been shattered and I don't know what to do 😂

brine: gold or silver?

Hm. Silver probably.

tidal: what is a colour that best describes your personality?

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Pale blue.

azure: what is something that you do that makes you happy?

Spending time with my family.

fog: describe where you think you’ll be in five years.

Oh god i don't even know. They asked me this at my job interview and I sorta panicked because I have no idea.

coastline: what is your favourite flower?

Poppies :)

shallows: what is your typical Starbucks order?

Starbucks specifically? Usually a London fog with almond milk. Any other coffee shop is a black coffee; or a black coffee with a scoop of honey.

voyage: what are your favourite names?

Wesley, Lauralie, and any flower name.

shipwreck: do you have an OC? If so, describe them.

👀y'all.

cerulean: do you believe in true love?

Yes

shoreline: if you could become fluent in another language, which would you pick and why?

I've always really wanted to learn Chinese. I can't explain why exactly; I just really want to know how to speak it.

tsunami: describe a dream outfit of yours.

Right now anything that makes me look like a member of NCT that got lost and is trying to find his way back to the group. (Casually rocking a bit of a Ten inspired look right now and very happy about it) My like...dream outfit right now is cargo pants, oversized sweater, black bucket hat, and some of those Samsung ear buds that are wireless and metallic colored and look like the ones they wear on stage when they preform.

riptide: are you introverted or extroverted? Are you happy with this?

Introverted. Its got its ups and downs.

hurricane: describe a strange habit of yours.

Oh boy. If something makes a sound, I have to let it make that sound 3 times. (If the microwave doesnt beep 3 times then the food isn't hot)also if I think of something I want to remember while someone is talking but don't want to interrupt them I'll tap the tip of my nose. This one has bled onto my mom and sister.

[obiwan-mybeloved]

maple, harvest, fireside, amber, bonfire, cinnamon, ghost, cocoa (im sending u like half of the questions lmao IM SORRY)

tysm i’m so excited to answer these omg! sorry this is going to be very long bc i love oversharing !!

maple - is there a hobby / skill that you’ve always wanted to try but never did? 

i always wanted to dance, especially ballet!!  it’s just so beautiful and takes so much strength and control of your body i would love to be that expressive without having to say anything!!

harvest - what fictional character do you most identify with? Why?

this is an insanely difficult question to answer!!  I think i’m gonna have to go with Zuko from atla, because i feel like the person i’ve grown up to be is very different from what my parents expected me to be and trained me to be, and i love my siblings so much but the competition got...intense sometimes, and i totally based my worth on how good of a job i was doing being the oldest/best sibling in the eyes of family!!  i feel like i have to work so hard to achieve things that come to others naturally and i isolate myself when i’m struggling bc i am always convinced i can/have to solve my problems alone!!  OOF yeah anyway i love zuko because i am also a sad theatre kid with barely concealed rage at the way the universe doesn’t listen to me specifically

fireside - if you had your dream wardrobe, what would it look like?

okay i have two very specific ends of a spectrum:  mostly black very expensive looking athletic clothes/athleisure with an occasional pop of a bright color or a holographic accent, OR white dad on a tropical vacation looks--you know, tacky button ups, socks with sandals, bucket hats, too much tie-dye.  and everything would have functional pockets !!

amber - share an unpopular opinion that you may have.

I don’t understand all the hype about Ratatouille (2007), like, it was an okay movie but like, there are so many other, better movies to make fan musicals of!

bonfire - describe your dream house.

it is my dream to live in a restored pre-1900 farmhouse!  it’ll be set back from the road on like 10 acres, with a big front porch facing west so i can watch the sunset from the porch.  the kitchen will have a good work triangle (meaning it has a gas stove and a large sink) and an island specifically so i can put stools on one side so i never have to eat at a dining room table again.  dark stained trim, hardwood floors, big windows, radiators, a laundry room.  no white walls, i want color (light blues and yellows and greens would look good i think)! i want a little loft or attic that feels like a secret room, and it better have vaulted ceilings!  i love the uniqueness of built-in cabinets so would definitely want one of those probably in the living room? anyway i’d have a screen porch out back with a view out past the creek and it would be a beautiful place to watch the sunrise!

but idk if i will ever be able to afford being a homeowner so :(

cinnamon - if you had to live in a time period different than the present, which would you choose and where?

is it bad that i want to say i solely want to see Epcot in its prime (the 1980s)?  actually i think Renaissance France would have been really cool because of the theatre, ballet, and opera that came out of the Neoclassical movement, and perspectivist staging is absolutely fascinating to me i wanna see it in action!

ghost - is there someone that you miss having in your life?

i miss my college xc teammates so much!  me and vq were especially close and then she graduated and we lost touch and i dont know how to rekindle that friendship now that we have so much distance between us

cocoa - if you could have any type of hair, what colour and cut would you have? 

i’ve always wanted to try lavender hair just because i think it’s pretty, and having like, really long lavender hair with an undercut would be very cool, but i know i’d look very good with a fade into short curly/wavy dark hair (and lowkey this has me thinking about cutting my hair oop)

anyway here is more than you ever wanted to know about me!!  i loved answering these so much thank you!!!! 

[baekhvuns]

HI HI HIIII HOW ARE UUU OMGG i hope ur doing well<3 iff u arent then i hope the universe is kinder to u😭 i dont think i am able to fight the universe but i can try🕴

HAVE U SEEJ MINGIS OUTFIT FOR TODAYS FANSIGN

reminds me of @/treasure-hwa 's teacher mingi fic😭 and @/mingkily 's teacher miniseries

HEIWKXLWJDN IDK BUT MINGI IN A SUIT KR ANYTHUNG WITH A NECK TIE OMGWJOAKJAJA HOW ARE THE ATINYS ATTENDIBG NOT MELTING FROM HOW HOT HE IS PLSSS

ALSSO HAVE U HEARD OF THAT ATINY THAT SKIPPED JOONG DURINF THE PREV FANSIGN her time with mingi was up but she still kept on leaning towards mingi while joong was signing her album,, even the staff was confused😭 another atiny that was also at the fansign said that that person was just on their phone most of the time she was there then took pics wjkdkssj if u dont like all 8 members why even go to a fansign and disrespect them like that🙄

KWOSJSKQ ANYWAYS MINGI AND WOO BOXER CONCWPTNPHOTOSBAHHHHHHH

i swear after i saw sannies xoncept photo,, the idea of boxer hwa was pushed aside😞 im so sorry to my fellow shinestarsimpsforboxerhwa but i think i like boxer sannie more😟 NWKDKWJXIWJDNS PLS IDK ANYMORE DONT MAKE ME CHOOSE ID VIBRATE TO MY FUCKING DEATH

one of my teachers gave me a low grade😀 ITS THE ONLY ONE DIFFERENT ON MY REPORT CARD FFS AND I WORKWD MY FUCKING BUTT OFF TO PASS THOSE OUTPUTS SHE GAVE VERY LITTLE TIME FOR US TO DO I WJDJSJSJSJS ALSO HOW WILL MAKING A FUCKING SWIMMING VIDEO HELP ME IN BECOMING A NURSE IN THE FUTURE I SWEARRRR THE SWIMMING VIDEO ISNT EVEN RELATED TO ANY OF OUR TOPICS IN CLASS😭😭😭 like we did different strokes n shit,, lmfao and after all that useless filming i still dont know how to swim😗 A LOT OF US DIDNT FILM WHILE IN THE POOL LMFAO BCS AT THE TIME OF FILMING PUBLIC POOLS AND BEACHES WERE CLOSED WKDLSNNS PLSSS I HAD TO DO IT WHILE LYING MY STOMACH DOQN ON A STOOL CHAIR😭😭😭😭 I WAS STRUGGLINF

anyways apparently my teacher's mom used to be my grandma( the one im livinf with rn)'s studebt LMAOOOOO and may grandma is her moms fave teacher😭😭 BUT HER DAUGJTER ISNT MY FAVE TEACHER🙄🙄🙄

i jus finished cqtching up on ateez vikings like the show in universe,, bcs i had spare time last night,, sEONGHWA IS SO HYPER I LOVE IT<333 orange cat energyI PROMIS IM NOT A FURRYQBDJJSJZJSJ i just think hwa=cat he still had his long hair when filming vikibgs😞😞😞 those edits of hwa having highlights with long wavy hairbsiidksxjjs have me on a chokehold helpnsjjdjqjsj

those three dudes they were filming with were pretty good too😭 im sure that one bucket hat guy's back and hips are going to hurt tho after that game they played JWJDJQJSJW like the one that is similar to twister but its harder lmfao😭

sannie also made the rezt of ateez do the touch my body booty shake move lmfao during tha fansign HSJXJSIXJJS SANNIE HAS AN ASS NOW BTW WTH i think its bcs hes ben working out a lot lately BUT AJXJZJJSS IM SO SORRY SANNIE U USED TO NOT HAVE CAKE B4😭😭😭

ALSO TMI I HAD A DREAM this was a while ago😭,, AND SOMEONE I HAVENT TAPKED TO IN MORE THAN 5 YEARS APPEARED IN MY XREAM,, THEN WHEB I WOKE UP I SUDDENLY FELT LIKE I HAD A CRUSH ON THEM WTF SO I TOLD MY FRIENDS AND THEY JUS LAUGHED AT ME PLS THEN TIME SKIP TO TODAY i no longer feel those butterflies lmfao was that just a free trial pls😭

MEWAYZ HOWS LIFE GOING FREN😚😚 HOPE UR DOING WELL,, PLS STAY SAFE N HEALTHY ALWAYS MWUAH JEXKKSZ

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OKAY HELLO

HI HI HIIII HOW ARE UUU OMGG i hope ur doing well<3 iff u arent then i hope the universe is kinder to u😭 i dont think i am able to fight the universe but i can try🕴

HI HOW ARE YOU DHDHDHDH im doing pretty fine in deulu era bc of san as anthony au 😭😭😭 it is quite kind these days, idk about others but i hope the day as been kind to you!! hopefully the kindness comes to u every day!!! <33

HAVE U SEEJ MINGIS OUTFIT FOR TODAYS FANSIGN reminds me of @/treasure-hwa 's teacher mingi fic😭 and @/mingkily 's teacher miniseries

I DID FBWNFHWJDHKWBFWK DILF MINGI PROF MINGI WHEN OH! OHO IM GONNA FBDBD COMBUST THANK U FOR THESE RECS IM GONNA GO READ THEMBFBF

HEIWKXLWJDN IDK BUT MINGI IN A SUIT KR ANYTHUNG WITH A NECK TIE OMGWJOAKJAJA HOW ARE THE ATINYS ATTENDIBG NOT MELTING FROM HOW HOT HE IS PLSSS

NO BC HE FITS IT SO WELL 😩😩 MINGI IN SUITS + TIES + BOWTIES IS MY WEAKNESS HES THE FINEST MAN ALIVE WHEN HE WEARS THEM i love men in suits and he’s the definition of that 🔫

ALSSO HAVE U HEARD OF THAT ATINY THAT SKIPPED JOONG DURINF THE PREV FANSIGN her time with mingi was up but she still kept on leaning towards mingi while joong was signing her album,, even the staff was confused😭 another atiny that was also at the fansign said that that person was just on their phone most of the time she was there then took pics wjkdkssj if u dont like all 8 members why even go to a fansign and disrespect them like that🙄

I DID FBWMFBWK I WAS LIKE AYO???? why do the most problematic ppl get to see them this is not fair 🔫🔫😭😭😭

KWOSJSKQ ANYWAYS MINGI AND WOO BOXER CONCWPTNPHOTOSBAHHHHHHH i swear after i saw sannies xoncept photo,, the idea of boxer hwa was pushed aside😞 im so sorry to my fellow shinestarsimpsforboxerhwa but i think i like boxer sannie more😟 NWKDKWJXIWJDNS PLS IDK ANYMORE DONT MAKE ME CHOOSE ID VIBRATE TO MY FUCKING DEATH

san boxer. 😀😀 d-don’t do this pls pls pls my wips gonna change form hwa to san- dONT PUT ME IN SANS ERA IM LITERALLY GONNA START CRYING VIBRATE FHWMBDMWHDKW ME DBWNDB ME

one of my teachers gave me a low grade😀 ITS THE ONLY ONE DIFFERENT ON MY REPORT CARD FFS AND I WORKWD MY FUCKING BUTT OFF TO PASS THOSE OUTPUTS SHE GAVE VERY LITTLE TIME FOR US TO DO I WJDJSJSJSJS ALSO HOW WILL MAKING A FUCKING SWIMMING VIDEO HELP ME IN BECOMING A NURSE IN THE FUTURE I SWEARRRR THE SWIMMING VIDEO ISNT EVEN RELATED TO ANY OF OUR TOPICS IN CLASS😭😭😭 like we did different strokes n shit,, lmfao and after all that useless filming i still dont know how to swim😗 A LOT OF US DIDNT FILM WHILE IN THE POOL LMFAO BCS AT THE TIME OF FILMING PUBLIC POOLS AND BEACHES WERE CLOSED WKDLSNNS PLSSS I HAD TO DO IT WHILE LYING MY STOMACH DOQN ON A STOOL CHAIR😭😭😭😭 I WAS STRUGGLINF

NAURRRRRR 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 WHY R TEACHERS SO PETTY one of my teachers didn’t round my 85.95 to a 86 which was an A if would’ve been my first A in uni i FBWMDJWK SOBBED FBWKFJWKNDKW 😭😭🔫🔫😮‍💨FBWMFBWMFHWK NURSE PLS FJWNFBWKBDWK GOOD LUCK WITH NURSING NFNDDH ONE OF MY FRIENDS JUST GRADED FROM NURSE SCHOOL FBWKDD ALL I GOTTA SAY GOOD LUCK 😭😭😭 NAURR teach me swimming pls omg LMFAOOOO STOP NOT ON A STOOL CHAIR

anyways apparently my teacher's mom used to be my grandma( the one im livinf with rn)'s studebt LMAOOOOO and may grandma is her moms fave teacher😭😭 BUT HER DAUGJTER ISNT MY FAVE TEACHER🙄🙄🙄

👁👄👁 blackmail the teacher,,, get that grade 🔫

i jus finished cqtching up on ateez vikings like the show in universe,, bcs i had spare time last night,, sEONGHWA IS SO HYPER I LOVE IT<333 orange cat energyI PROMIS IM NOT A FURRYQBDJJSJZJSJ i just think hwa=cat he still had his long hair when filming vikibgs😞😞😞 those edits of hwa having highlights with long wavy hairbsiidksxjjs have me on a chokehold helpnsjjdjqjsj

ORANGE CAT STOP IM GONNA CRY 😭😭😭😭 HES A ORANGE CAT IN DISGUISE THIS IS CRAZY STOP I CANT FURRY AU RN 😭😭😭🔫🤚🏼 hwa long hair = cat,,,, his long hair and imagine him riding a horse and the way the hair moves 😭😭😭

those three dudes they were filming with were pretty good too😭 im sure that one bucket hat guy's back and hips are going to hurt tho after that game they played JWJDJQJSJW like the one that is similar to twister but its harder lmfao😭

FHWJDHWJDJWKHDWK NAURR 😭😭😭 POOR GUY PLS BDDBDB

sannie also made the rezt of ateez do the touch my body booty shake move lmfao during tha fansign HSJXJSIXJJS SANNIE HAS AN ASS NOW BTW WTH i think its bcs hes ben working out a lot lately BUT AJXJZJJSS IM SO SORRY SANNIE U USED TO NOT HAVE CAKE B4😭😭😭

SAN NEVER BEATING HYOLYN FAN ALLEGATIONS 😭😭🤚🏼 at least he has an ass unlike half of ateez,,, no bc half of them have the tiddies the other half has the ass,, what is this 🔫

ALSO TMI I HAD A DREAM this was a while ago😭,, AND SOMEONE I HAVENT TAPKED TO IN MORE THAN 5 YEARS APPEARED IN MY XREAM,, THEN WHEB I WOKE UP I SUDDENLY FELT LIKE I HAD A CRUSH ON THEM WTF SO I TOLD MY FRIENDS AND THEY JUS LAUGHED AT ME PLS THEN TIME SKIP TO TODAY i no longer feel those butterflies lmfao was that just a free trial pls😭

LMFAOOOO PLS 😭😭😭😭 GRWMDJWK FREE TRIAL 😭😭😭🤚🏼🤚🏼 I WOULD LAUGH TOO BUT ID TEASE ☺️☺️

MEWAYZ HOWS LIFE GOING FREN😚😚 HOPE UR DOING WELL,, PLS STAY SAFE N HEALTHY ALWAYS MWUAH JEXKKSZ

LIFES GOING GO CRAZY GO STUPID AS I WATCH ETL MOVIES 😭😭😭 HOPE UR DAY OR NIGHT IS GOOD !!!! take some rest and watch some movies wrapped in a blanket <33

[meangirls2004]

rules: answer these 85 statements about yourself, then tag 13 people

tagged by @babyboyuto! thank u <3 im not gonna tag any1 tho so just look if u wanna kno some facts abt me!!! 

last

1. drink - water

2. phone call - my teacher

3. text message - the coalition gc 

4. song you listened to - goodnight n go

5. time you cried - last night when i ranted about jjong

ever

6. dated someone twice? - yeah

7. kissed someone and regretted it - nah

8. been cheated on - i dont think so lmao

9. lost someone special - yeah

10. been depressed - hhhhhhhhhh LMA O yeah

11. gotten drunk and thrown up - nooooooo

fave colours

12. maroon

13. pastel pink

14. black

in the last year have you…

15. made new friends - yes!!!!

16. fallen out of love - no

17. laughed until you cried - ya

18. found out someone was talking about you - i mean . not in a bad way but yeah

19. met someone who changed you - htkhgjhsjf idk i dont think so 

20. found out who your friends are - i guess ghkhk

21. kissed someone on your facebook friend list - i dont have f*cebook wtf

general

22. how many of your facebook friends do you know irl - h. im gna use my insta!! i know most of my followers irl bc they were in my class a few years ago

23. do you have any pets - yes!! two dogs. one chihuahua and one jack russell 

24. do you want to change your name - i actually like my real name a lot but i’ve been thinking of changing my alias idk im indecisive 

25. what did you do for your last birthday - i have no clue omf i dont htink i did anything

26. what time did you wake up today - ...............4:25pm

27. what were you doing at midnight last night - watching flower snack from tbz

28. what is something you can’t wait for - when i love myself ugh thanks bts

30. what are you listening to right now - get well soon by ariana grande kfjghkdfhkdfj

31. have you ever talked to a person named tom - yeah :/

32. something that gets on your nerves - passive aggressiveness 

33. most visited website - tumblr/youtube

34. hair color - (currently) dirty blonde

35. long or short hair - long ig

36. do you have a crush on someone - jaehyun hmu

37. what do you like about yourself - my love for art 

38. want any piercings? - yes!! i want more on my ears and a nose piercing 

39. blood type - idk lmao

40. nicknames - vin, raw (lmao dont ask), bhaiya & baby angel peach kjhkjshgsf

41. relationship status - single

42. zodiac - libra sun aries moon

43. pronouns - she/her

44. fave tv shows - queer eye/random interior design shows/ahs

45. tattoos - none 

46. right or left handed - right

47. ever had surgery - like. 4?? two of them were procedures tho 

48. piercings - my ears!

49. sport - No

50. vacation - i wanna go to italy and greece! also china

51. trainers - what. does this mean

more general

52. eating - im chewing on a straw lmao 

53. drinking - water

54. i’m about to watch - jaehyun on the law of the jungle 

55. waiting for - taeyong to take his bucket hat off

56. want - dream comeback

57. get married - hopefully one day!!!

58. career - none rn but i wanna be an entertainer or a zoologist 

which is better

59. hugs or kisses - hugs

60. lips or eyes - eyes

61. shorter or taller - taller

62. older or younger - younger but older is cool too bc theyve experienced more and they have more stories to tell

63. nice arms or stomach - hm. i hate this question a lot but i worry about my stomach more 

64. hookup or relationship - relationship

65. troublemaker or hesitant - both

have you ever

66. kissed a stranger - no

67. drank hard liquor - no

68. lost glasses - YEAH LMAO

69. turned someone down - yeah

70. sex on first date - n oooooooo

71. broken someone’s heart - no

72. had your heart broken - yeah but not romance related

73. been arrested - no

74. cried when someone died - yes

75. fallen for a friend - kinda not rly

do you believe in

76. yourself - kinda

77. miracles - yeah

78. love at first sight - no kjghdfkjg

79. santa claus - no :/

80. kiss on a first date - i mean yeah sure idk 

81. angels - yes!!

other

82. best friend’s name - robin

83. eye color - hazel green

84. fave movie - tangled

85. fave actor - tom holland/ian mckellen  

[swagirii]

NY JM Concert

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I was really tired to begin with because I do not live in NY. I live 3 hours away from NY. So I just planned a whole day to be spent at NY. This part is like annoying probably so you can skip it if you want HAHAHA but I had to work until 1 am on Friday night and slept for like 3 hrs and caught the 7 am bus to NY. I slept for another 3 hrs in the bus and got there. Ate dim sum MMMmmmm my first time :-) but how do you not get the liquid to be all over your plate. I’m such a noob. and went shopping at soho WHERE SWINGS AND GIRIBOY WERE THE NIGHT BEFORE but I was shook because a shirt was like $50. so I left and went to time square and went to line store remEMBER this is all new to me because I’m like a country girl who raises cows for a living. loljk. idk. pls ignore. anyway so... after that I was pretty exhausted and it was like 4 pm ish. Met up with another friend (so now a party of 3!!!) and decided to head over to the concert place.!!! omg so excite. I wasn’t really excited at first because I was pretty tired from the whole day but while walking to stage 48 like I was getting excited LIKE HELLO I WILL MEET JM IRL AND NOT ON COMPUTER EVEN THO IT FEELS LIKE A DREAM RN

So I got there and the line was pretty long even though it was like 6:00 well I guess I don’t know how long concert lines are because this was my first concert. ;-; and meet&greet people got to go in at 6:45 pm. So we went in. and they did this extra search of our bags and touched under my boob to see if I had a gun. (even tho nochang can just kill me with his chingchangchong) and threw my water bottle and my friend’s hard boiled eggs away (LOOOOOL). we got there and the meet&greet was some booty tbh. OK BEFORE I WAS GONNA SLEEP IN THE BUS WHILE GOING TO NY, I WAS THINKING OF EACH THINGS I WAS GOING TO SAY TO EACH MEMBER OKAY BUT THAT WAS ALL RUINED BECAUSE IT WAS LIKE “meet&greet” and just take a group picture and gtfo. ._. So it was our turn and my friend was the first in line for the group so she went in all awkward like “hi...” BECAUSE IDK C JAMM LOOKS SO MUCH LIKE C JAMM ON THE INTERNET. LIKE THEY ALL LOOK THE SAMEEEEEEEEEEEE I CAN’T. IT’S TOO REAL. and she stood next to C Jamm and he was like “wassup wassup” HE’S SO NICE AND HUMBLE like he’s the cutest potato thing. and I think I was standing next to Swings? I don’t even remember, because I was wildly searching for Giriboy like I CAME ALL THE WAY TO SEE YOU WHERE ARE U I need to hold your hand IDK ASDKFLASDJFA;SDF. and Swings was just trying to make us stand so we can all be in the pic. then I saw Giriboy behind me like on the step kind of thing AND HE DIDN’T HAVE HIS GLASSES AND WAS WEARING A BLACK BUCKET HAT and kinda looked like 

THIS WITHOUT THE GLASSES and like hello every1 he was NOT WEARING GLASSES !!!! I CAN’T so I was like omg.......... and he just kinda looked at me so I was like “I’m a big fan of yours!!!!!!!” and THEN ALL OF MY FRIENDS GOT ENCOURAGED AND WAS LIKE ME TOO me TOO and he just kinda nodded as a thank you multiple times. :( I WANTED TO HEAR HIS VOICE ok sike. im gonna chill. but still highkey regret that i was not being extra during the “meet&greet” because the staff were like don’t bring ur phones no selfies BLEHLAHELBLEHLA BLEAH ok whatever good bye and i didn’t notice any1 else during the picture bc i forgot abt them soz

and the concert didn’t even start until like 8:00 pm and i was mad bc they kept playing hiphop music other than JM like i was ready to go rain shower idk and some ppl blocking the view in front of me my friend asked if they could squeeze us in bc we couldn’t see and they completely ignored me after the first word. :-) well they moved after that so its ok but anyway... like whatever :)... the show started with osshun gum and im sorry but ive been out of this scene for so long like i forgot who he was like i know hes from high school rapper but i didnt even watch the show :-) rip but he was so cute i know hes 1 year younger than me like HES A BABY (bgm: shes a baby zico) and he was dressed “normally” too so he looked like a normal person and it was just cute ok but i didnt know his songs so i felt bad. 

the next person was han yohan OMGGGG U KNOW I ACTUALLY LOVE HAN YOHAN BECAUSE IDK LIKE IM INTO THOSE ROCK THINGS NOW and he played curt cobain BECAUSE IM CURT COBAAAAAAIN 300 km, I’m Sorry, and then later super saiyan with black nut OMSDFKLASJDFKLASDJFASKGJSD F ok. Enough said. This is better explained with the live. goodbye. I just love. and hes the only one who actually sticked w the schedule that was pre released before concert lol

and then it was the love of my life giriboy and he was supposed to perform zoa... wybh and then hogu but he started doing mix it up but whatever i was shouting like crasy so WHATEVER OK and he did all these weird cute moves... like icant believe it happened in front of me. i feel like its a dream. :( i hope he does it again in my dreams. and did hogu then ended. 

i was proud to shout all the lyrics (NOTICE ME)

then it was nochang like omg i love him because for the longest time i thought he didnt wanna be on stage because idk... gossips and his interviews... but he was the best on stage he looked like he really enjoyed and we were like TUUUURNNNNN UUUUUP ok but tbh no one knew his lyrics... bc they’re too sophisticated4us but he did emancipation, ching chang chong, and turn up and he was wearing all black again. but took his hat off a couple of times. his head is pretty. he actually stuck to the schedule too omg i feel like giriboy was not feeling well or something :( or he was more concerned about his single 

then it was black nut omg YOU GUYS KNOW HOW I HAVE A THING FOR SKINNY GUYS im just kidding but i love black nut and he killed it today with his porn hub shirt on hahahahaha first he did honmono which i dont rly kno because i been living in a cave for so long and then it was silky bois like BOIIIIII HE DID THE AUTOTUNE THING LIKE HE SANG IT but it was good and hes the only one that was all smiley throughout the concert and remember he always used to wear sunglasses but like no sunglasses today and like... he was the best eye contacter :’) omggg so cute and then he did 100 like kill all of em i was screaming

then it was bill stax OK LIKE I KNEW NONE OF HIS SONGS IM SORRY BUT I FORGOT HIS NAME CHANGED TOO RIP :’( I NEED TO BE GONE FROM THIS WORLD and then we did giddiyup? like that song with the horse with c jamm and nochang it was lit because that’s like an old song and everyone knows that EXCEPT NO ONE SCREAMED  수컷말쉿 except me like WHERE ARE YALL but anyway... then it was c jamm he did know and puzzle which was like... idk those songs... i really need to get on my game maaaaneeesss

and then swings was being v soft today and was like this is for the ladies and did 듣고있어? and some other SONG THAT I DON’T REALLY KNOW THE NAME OF BUT THOSE WERE SWEET SONGS AND IT WAS NICE BECAUSE HE WAS BEING FUNNY WITH ALL HIS GESTURES LIKE KISSING FROM HIS HAND like where all this confidence come from i need some and then he did bulldozer which was #lit i kinda wish he did 양아치 or 괜찮아 but it didnt happen its ok

then it was da whole crew with sushi rain showers and carnival OMG WHEN CARNIVAL STARTED WITH GIRIBOY i cried ok i didn’t but i almost cried because just. like. IM HEARING IT LIVEEEE HELLO i was shook. and sushi was ok except they added some extra lyrics for the live i guess and i kinda didnt hear the lyrics and rain showers was lit as alwaaaaaays

they didnt really talk like esepcailly giriboy because i know he doesnt talk in general but its like in american so i guess he was done. i hope hes happy