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herbology class 🌹🌿 (from chap 2 of my fic!)
#his alliteration/pun combo is even more lame in the actual chap bc seb holds up a dittany seed as he says this#bro had the dad jokes before he even became a dad😔👌#alliterations are just how they flirt.....losers...and i notice them EVERYWHERE now too. ive cursed myself#also MY ONESHOT IS LIKE 70-80% DONE I THINK?? im 30k words in but i might end up making it 2 chaps instead#idk im still deciding..itll depend on if i find a cutoff point that im happy with. cuz right now i dont like splitting it anywhere LOL#but maybe ill do it and release the first part just so that i can get it out and then finish the latter half later...decisions decisions#also now that im done my fic i also wanna draw a bunch of the earlier scenes i never did like this one#so weird drawing seb and clora not together yet tho LOL esp for seb. like damn there was a time u COULDNT just smooch clora?? nightmare....#i also almost drew clora wearing her hairclip SO many times by mistake LOL. thats the plus side of pre-seblora tho. dont gotta draw it🤪#hogwarts legacy#hphl#sebastian sallow#sebastian sallow x oc#sebastian sallow x mc#clora clemons#sebastian x mc#choccyart#mirabel garlick#hogwarts legacy fanfiction
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He wonders what age he’s finally reached. The Time War used years as ammunition; at the Battle of Rodan’s Wedding alone, he’d aged to five million and then regressed to a mewling babe, merely from shrapnel. Now, the ache in his bones feels… one thousand years old? Well. Call it nine hundred. Sounds better.
In the same way RTD's 'Doctor Who and the Time War,' where the above quote is from, is a page from a novel that doesn't exist, this is a splash page from a comic that doesn't exist. Time War PTSD, much like the war itself, is multidimensional.
Now available as a print by popular demand!
#YEHAWWW this is one of my favorite pieces i went thru so many iterations before even starting this lol. i have a vision#also references to earth being replicated and used as a weapon in the war bc i like that part#you guys better clap like im your lame boyfriend i rlly love this one#doctor who#dw#9th doctor#ninth doctor#dw fanart#doctor who fanart#dr who#time war#doctor who comics#my art#dr nyarlathotep#my comics#i dont actually think ive been putting anything in that tag oops.#christopher eccleston
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Daniel Molloy + first impressions
#interview with the vampire#iwtv#daniel molloy#louis de pointe du lac#raglan james#armand#1x06#2x03#my edits#gif#gifset#devil's minion#armandaniel#armaniel#bc ofc#daniel when the average person wants to start a conversation: 🤨🙄➡️#but armand's power!!#no disapproval move without uttering a word + daniel at a loss for words + daniel following him with his eyes like damn!#and the diegetic use of baby strange in the bar scene 👌#“I see you walking; I see you talking with all my friends; I'm shadowed under; You're like some thunder; I wanna be your friend”#“I wanna call you; I wanna ball you all night long; In winds of passion my whip is lashing; I wanna get you and then”#“Ooo you're strange; Don't lame me baby strange don't lame me baby”
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I genuinely love not having a crush like I’m not over here feeling physically sick over some mid guy being dry to me I’m literally chilling
#Spring semester of last year was so bad bc I was unironically into 3 guys at once and they were all#Being dry and cryptic to me#And then before that in 2022 I had my horrid situationship#I had a mini obsession arc in dec 2023 over someone but now there hasn’t been anyone since#And my palette is so cleansed#When a girl is like I miss having a crush I’m like you’re literally a masochist#There was very briefly a girl I thought I had a crush on when I realized I’m bicurious but#I haven’t put effort into talking to her bc the idea of pursuing anyone makes me wanna claw my eyes out#I’m pretty sure I ghosted her by like just not responding to her last messsge actually#Not on purpose but more so bc I realized I was feeling the same anxiety I felt whenever I had a crush so I was like#Yeah I’m dropping this for now#I’m also always the most present for my friends when I don’t have a crush so idk#Like I don’t wanna be consumed by anyone I just wanna chill#The solution to not having normal attraction to people is just to not be attracted to anyone at all#I fr cracked it#I always just crave the butterflies out of it and never an actual relationship anyway#But they’re so not worth it#Which is why I always get bored of guys who’re forthright like oh ok you actually WANT something…. U don’t wanna just have fun#Not for me#I think the guys I’m into and I typically diverge in the sense that neither of us wants a relationship but they just wanna fuck me#And I more so just want the butterflies experience / to playact couple for like a couple months but nothing too serious#Which is why it never works#Like it’s not that it doesn’t work bc either of us wants a relationship it’s more that what we want out of the situationship is different#So lame#Ok this was a lot but I literally came to this epiphany while writing these tags
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is this something
#fenhawke#fenris#hawke#dragon age#dragon age 2#they’re truly the most country x emo of all time#shoutout to austin for having the same braincell as me bc i’ve been thinking about this too much now#this is the dynamic ever idc#the most loser pathetic emo man in his 20s with a lame bachelor pad full of wolf iconography#with the most lame sad gay country bumpkin imaginable who drives a shitty battered old pickup and listens to bad country music#they both suck ao much and all their friends are just as bad in orher ways
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something so incredibly funny about stiles being the first and only person to notice that he's possessed. just walking around like guys i think i'm acting weird. guys do i seem like i'm acting strange and evil and not normal to you. hello. guys i think i might be doing some strange and evil things behind your backs. can anyone hear me. and then he has a full on breakdown then goes missing and does some evil shit and then comes back mysteriously and is like yeah ok fine maybe i WAS possessed but i'm good now anyways anyone wanna retrace my sexy evil steps with me and not tell my dad? and everyone immediately trusts him again. just such a strange and yet still deeply normal guy that no one can even fathom stiles not being stiles until he's got a sword through scott. backbone of that squad not in a weird pack mother way but in an always-there-and-always-invested-'and-you-still-got-me!' kind of way even though he's so incredibly weird. worst possible choice to be their normal guy rock.
#teen wolf#stiles stilinski#they're like stiles of course you're fine you always act panicked and weird. and we still love you <3#and he's like ok well i think i tried to blow up a hospital.#i don't wanna hear about how no one noticed bc no one pays enough attention to stiles btw. lame and boring.#no one noticed bc that guy is always acting weird and running off on sidequests and being kind of mean and paranoid and mentally ill#and i wouldn't have it any other way!
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tip: a concentrating and distracted artist tends to be more honest. But watch out
#Ultimate Impostor#Ryota mitarai#Sagimita#mitworai#Twogami#an art#I sketched this yesterday before all the Talking but I hope it all looks okay!#I bet it means a lot to Impostor to be ~the only one~ in their inherent self#Playing dnd makes me brave bc I'm already being so lame and cool at the same time
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source by KartFox on Furaffinity, Feb 19, 2015
(ps: unfortunately you cannot see the link unless you're logged to furaffinity! i had to make an account to find the source haha)
(ps2: sorry for not letting that more clear, but this is a photoshopped image, not a real suit! the op just really liked taurs so they edited over their own fursuit to see what it'd look like as a taur. wish we could have real ones...)
#furry#fursuits#taur#i found this one reposted on pinterest and was really curious bc ive never seen a taur suit before! really really cool#finding the source was really hard though bc it seems unfortunately this pic has been reposted everywhere (specially on reddit)#as ''cursed furry cringe''#really lame. glad i was able to find the original post and date!#sourced by me#furry archive#🧃.txt
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Here, in the 11th hour, I've decided to go in a different direction. Something that's a little more out there, but much more me.
@giftober 2024 | day 3: gold
#giftober2024#gleesource#kurt hummel#kurthummeledit#my stuff#my edit#gleeedit#kehedit#glee#100#mercedes jones#brittany pierce#tina cohen chang#song: not the boy next door#episode: choke#get it??? bc its the gold lame pants????#trade baby queues for wide eyed browns
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my current read on yoshidas ch is that hes the equivalent of a high schooler being made manager of a mcdonald’s bc all of his adult coworkers quit which leads him to believe that the fate of the world now depends on his ability to keep the drive thru times below 90 seconds
#chainsaw man#csm#i doubt this is the reality bc of themes of everyone being irrelevant pawns in the horseman/primal fears grand plans but it would be v funny#if whoever’s in charge of public safety rn meets up w yoshida and is like wdym you didn’t convince denji to stop being csm 😐 u were out only#hope ig were fucked now 😔 while yoshidas moments away from setting the building on fire thinking abt his calc 1 exam tmmrw#sometimes the fate of the world depends upon ur fry person and sometimes it depends upon manipulating the host of a primordial being w lame#ass threats related to his similarly immoratal thru a cycle of reincarnation baby sister/former boss#.txt
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Morgan Madrid for @dreambot's lovers rock bc <33
bi, he/him, young-adult, lazy nepo baby 🤧
morgan's mom is a famous director and ex-actress in the sci-fi movie sphere. he's not afraid to use her connections (and flaunt it!). he featured in a lot of his mom's movies as a child. most notably, he played the child version of his mom in Sixam Returns.
he doesn't use his nepo baby status for anything but partying atp. he dropped out of the SanMy Fashion Institute 2 semesters before receiving his degree. he does some photography, not so much to earn money, more of a hobby and to flirt w models.
has likes/dislikes & turn-ons/offs
every day, formal, sleepwear, party, and swimwear outfits
#ts4#*fizzysims#loversrockbcchallenge#lame ass lore post bc im lowkey burnt out#he was a dyke at first but i ended up changing my mind 🤧🤞🏽
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im possessed
#ithiunk. huey born in america then lived in arg for a bit again then came back#so hes fluent in spanish+accustomed to culture but bc hal was kind of a sack of potatoes to him he never got any of that😭#hes more connected to his jewish heritage i think#daves always talking to him in spanish bc it pisses him off#otacon#hal emmerich#solid snake#otasune#snotacon#raiden mgs#mgs#metal gear solid#myart#bandana stays ON during sex#no sombrero for dave sorry. and otacons gauchofit is fucking lame MY BAD
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#22.06.23#3392#CaGab#2 be clear and bc thats not the clearest as is#the big hit in that situation was less that he was more skilled than i consider myself to be bc. thats just how things go and etc#and more that he was so clearly 'ahaha as you CLEARLY can see right ? this is beginner level lame-o type work ewwww ahahah!'#while showing some very pro stuff#(im exaggerating it there but yeagh)
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you really are pathetic.
#my art#chonny jash#cccc#heart#mind#soul#...hes there okayyyy#hes soooo there#my new Thing for art rn seems to be fucking around w color filters#and weird resolution stuff its basically AWESOMEEEE!!!#i like the idea of soul (red) being all... fleshy..... flesh IDKKK YA I GOT THOUGHTS ABT IT BUT MAYBE I SHOULD STAY QUIET???#if i speak too much. well then its all pigs in a fox pen isnt it? its all pens at the temple isnt it? its all?? well YEAH WELLLLLL#souls like flesh and hearts like blood and minds like. uhhhh. heeheh u know hes like.... he gets monitored by the fuckin ECG THATS WHAT!!!!!#keep twitching man make the results difficult to read u cant even lay STILL for a moment.so fidgety and the system doesnt know what to DO HA#to anyone reading this just know that im actually quite a lame person. i just say a lot of bullshit and make a lot of bullshit and sometimes#the bullshit is good but like. u know its coming from someone whos just kinda lame!!#yea anyway heres my freakin ART i hope u LIKE IT and if u DONT thats FINE bc NOT every piece of art is for EVERYONE!! THANK U!!!!!!!!!
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#Hi#idk why I got yelled at when I got home tonight#I should be patient and supportive and all#Bc honestly if I can’t be that what do I even bring to this household#Was just too tired. I guess clients are meant to make lame choices and ask for 1000+ versions of the same pointless detail.#Only a couple weeks of that and I’m bored already. Urgh it’s so silly.#I gotta be patient with : client. manager. and boss. each wanting their idea to win.#I was happily coming home. Then some shitty vibe poisoned the air now everyone feels bad. We are the stupidest thing istg#Wish yall a good time tho ! Anyways. Tags.#Wolfwood#nicholas d wolfwood#trigun#vashwood#Drew my soft star crossed lovers to snack on a bit of comfort
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tbh i so super get why tim idolizes dick grayson like thats just what having an older sibling is like. Like yeah, they let you tag along wherever they go even when they may wanna be alone and theyre also the smartest person you know and god theyre SO fucking angry but thats okay bc theyre not just angry theyre strong and theyre sad and they just need to be handed a ripe mango while u sit by them on the curb while talking about an old childhood movie. They used to pick u up on their shoulders when u were 5 to steal the lemons from the neighbors trees and theyd carry salt and chile packets to pour on your fingers while you dig into the lemon rind and youd eat lemons together under the old trees. Theyre literally the coolest person alive. I so get why tim thinks dick is the bees knees bc like,,,yeah (good) older siblings are just like that.
#tim drake#dick grayson#Siblings#I have one (1) older sister and she cant know i think she rocks socks bc thats lame as fuck and she'll be SO annoying#But i have uhhh....4(??? Yeah 4 now) younger siblings#Anyway tim drake thinks dick is literally the coolest person ever#And thats extremely understandable
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