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[bloodxhound]

𝐑𝐀𝐓𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐄'𝐒 𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐈𝐓𝐒. repost  and  rate  your  muse's  traits,   then  tag  your  followers.

Compassion: 8 / 10

Bitterness: 7 / 10

Happiness: 6 / 10

Politeness: -10 / 10

Chivalry: 2 / 10

Pride: 10 / 10

Honesty: 7 / 10

Bravery: 9.5 / 10

Recklessness: 100 / 10

Ambition: 10 / 10

Loyalty: 🐶 / 10

Love: ? / 10

Sense of family: -1 / 10

Attractiveness: 12 / 10

Agility: 8 / 10

Sex drive: 8 / 10

tagged by: stolen ♡ / tagging: @kagoshou, @virtusdemonte, @kamipyre, @tenderpulsive, @bloodthirstyflower, @lovlorne, @cuttingcanine & you : ) !

[imlivinginyourtrashcan]

Gat any juicy ✨aPoCaLyPsE✨ aus??? (Any other are welcome too, I will eat.)

GO ALL OUT, DO IT.

Ahh!!! Ok. I dont personally have any apocalypse aus, HOWEVER!!!! I can make up headcannons for how I see things going in this hypothetical

Now the rules I personally am going to use is Zombieland and Last of Us. Im not doing slow zombie shit thats BORING!!!! Alright, here we go.

Cartman:

The first one to be bit out of the boys

Look, Zombieland rule number one right here

Tbh he thought the person who bit him escaped the looney bin

He didnt care

...until he realized his mom was turned

Fuck

So naturally he goes to Kyles

Got there last tho

Kyle let him in

Look, he may hate Cartman but he felt bad!

The turning process took 3 days after he was bit

Day one was the show of pink eye, eye crust and a slight green tint

Second day he looks worse, eyes look all hazy and he looks grener and more deshevled

Third day; yeah hes turned, foaming at the mouth

Butters went to check on him since hes the medic and it ended with Kyle killing him and Kenny getting bit

Kyle:

Didnt know the apocalypse was happening for a good while

Just knew he wasnt going to school for a while so win win

That was until they were out one day and saw a zombie themselves

Oh yeah theyre OUT!!!

Making a break for the house Kyle had to watch his parents get bit

Picked up Ike and was outie like a belly button!!!

Had to gear up on survivalist stuff

Guns, medical equipment, stuff like that

Somehow became the leader of a small group including himself, Ike, Kenny, Stan, Butters, and Cartman.

They stayed at his house until they discover Tolkien's alive

Now they on their way to his house (which has more space and food)

Either the last to be bitten or a survivor

Very distrusting of new people after the cartman incident

Or just people in general

Checks DAILY for bites

If someone's found with a bite they talk to Kyles PEW PEW

Stan:

Co leader of Kyles little resistance thing

Goes out with him on hunts or killing sprees

Found his house after his sister was turned

Not the first few bit but he def doesnt survive

Its either a self sacrifice thing or something depressing where Kyle and Stan are crying

Kyle has to leave him behind which really sucks :(

But they arent having another Cartman situation.

During the apocalypse his drinking problem gets worse

Several times where the group was thinking of just leaving him cuz hes a liability but Kyles like

"No dude hes my friend >:("

Kept Sparky around to sniff for stuff and as a general alert system

Someone at the door?

BARKBARK BARK

Someones turned?

BARKBARKBARK

Stuff like that

OOOOO Sparkys gonna be SADDD when Stan dies

Or he'll just die with him

Idk

Kenny:

Second to be bit and turned

Before that he was the rations, weapons, drinks, etc guy

Main weapon was a flame thrower

Why? Cuz its cool as hell

Def gives tallahassee from Zombieland in a survival scenario

That man will do CRAZY SHIT

God i LOVE Tallahassee!!!!

Shame Kenny got bit

They basically were like

"Yeah no"

And threw him outside.

Then Kyle and Stan became the new scavengers

Poor Kenny :(

Butters:

Both his parents turned so he was outie like a belly button

Left with more truama than he had

Ended up becomming the group medic

The boys try to do everything to keep him from turning

Their efforts are successful until they make their way to Tolkiens

Then he gets bit by a zombie cuz hes frozen in some kinda fear

Kenny returns and CHOMP

Then the groups like "FUCK" and run away

He did survive for a while so like, good on him

But his ass cant use a weapon for shit

Tweek:

It could go both ways with him

Either he dies really early

Or dies really late

But i do think hes a hermit whos gone crazy in bith scenario

He def things Craig and his friends are dead

Hes survived on eating coffee beans and no sleep

Eventually tho i think he cant take it anymore and runs for the zombie hoarde

A certain someone does save him tho and hes in a camp with a few other people

Still bonkers crazy tho

Man thinks hes in heaven

Talking for hours abt how excited he is to see Craig

Poor dude is nuts

Craig:

The one who saved Tweek

Has a resistance of his own with Dougie, Wendy, Terrance Mephesto, Bebe, Clyde, Damien, Mike and Pip (yes Pip is alive in this au. Fight me)

They have a pretty big camp, too.

Theyve essentially been glamping for half the apocalypse

Staying in the mephesto place for like, the entirety of the apocalypse

Pip informs Craig on Tweeke mental state very often (Pip is the medic and group therapist)

Craig is almost never at the base cuz hes out getting stuff

Makes sure to go out in something the zombies cant bite through too

Just in case

Leaves Stripe in Pip's care, ends up bonding with him too

"Yknow frenchie? You arent that bad"

"Uhm..im not french, but thank you!"

On a mission to find Tricia since they seperated

Least he found Tweek

Main weapon is a sniper rifle. Likes hanging out on rooftops and going zombie hunting that way.

Informs the group on the staus of the people hes seen as Zombies.

"So uh... Stan, Cartman, Kenny, and Butters turned.."

And the whole groupis just like 😨

Clyde:

If you think this man is lasting long you are a FOOL

That man would see something truamtic

Cry

And get eaten by a zombie hoarde

I dont see him contributing much to a group at all

Just staying inside cuz hes a wuss

They had to force him out

And thats when he fucking died

Jimmy:

Staying in Tolkiens house with him

Theyre pretty set on food and water

Will go out with Tolkien if they need to get stuff

Can use crutches as a close combat weapon

Trying to keep the situation light

Joking abt everything to make Tolkien feel better

More than happy to welcome the rest of the boys into their home

Survivor, yes, im biased

Tolkien:

Stayed pretty much unaffected by the apocalypse, lucky fuck

Goes out with Jimmy if they need anything

Became the new leader of the resistance

Kyles now on medic duty

Also a survivor

Makes sure weapons are all good and everything

Very good with the organization aspect of the apocalypse.

House is also very spacious

Overhears mephesto working on a cure so that keeps his morale high

Nichole is also staying with him and Jimmy, but mostly for security.

Girl can kick ass

Hope you enjoyed, anons!

[custard-is-awesome]

Hi hi!! I'm Custard, welcome to my blog eeeee >w< tbh I am still super new to Tumblr, bear with me--

Custard // Apollo -- he/him/they/them/it/its -- 23 🍉

MDNI // Fem-Aligned Accounts (sorry>_<) My content caters to men and trans masculines, sorry y'all 😭

I'm just here to have a gay ole time.

Extra about mes :) !!

I'm (probably) a demiboy:) and also (probably) gay:) like.. men barkbark

I got that extra spicy subscription of life (I'm autistic)

From the States™️ (sob) and I live on CDT

I'm in.. so many fandoms currently (TLOU, MW [1, 2, 3], Sally Face, others that I can't remember now that I'm listing God damn it).

I play DND so much it's not even funny (that's a lie I'm a DM not a player NERDS).

SO TRANS. SO SO TRANS.

All of my aesthetics are nature based:)

I.. need a nap.

ANYWAYS:) It's good to meet everyone!! I hope I.. can do this Tumblr thing correct.. whoo!!

[j-nxx]

BARKBARK WOOF WOOF AWWWWOOOOO

Thank u for feeding my Childe brain worms w ur links, I’ve been obsessed w him and only him for almost 2 years,, bottom Childe is so underrepresented for a character who gets off on battle, pain and all.

Anyways these r my gay little headcannons that cater to ME specifically teehee lmk if u agree:

Virgin, masochist/pain enjoyer (sometimes as a treat), obsessive (yandere?!?!?) in a sub way, highly sensitive to touch, has major internalized homophobia but makes it all the sexier when he calls u a disgusting slur and then proceeds to be needy and slutty and u eventually break him into being the bottom slut he was meant 2 b ☺️✨

NONNIE SAME THIS MAN NEEDS TO START PAYING RENT TO US BC HES BEEN JUST TAKING UP SO MUCH ROOM IN MY HEAD FOR TWO YEARS ITS WILD ive never even been in a relationship for that long 🤨🤚

YESYES childe being battlesexual is so under appreciated in this fandom it’s a crime,,,

YAN SUB SOUNDS SO HOT OMGGMGMG theyd be 10x more desperate for you to dom them

sensitive virgin characters >>>> LIKE UGH THEY WAY YOU CAN MOCK THEM FOR TREMBLING OVER JUST BRUSHING YOUR FINGERS OVER THEIR INNER THIGHS YEESS AND OMGOMG THEM NOT KNOWING WHAT THEYRE FEELING OR AT LEAST WHY ITS SO INTENSE IS SO HOTTTT

Childe w/ internalized homophobia is such an interesting concept tbh, I’d love the contrast between when he’s calling you a slur for being into him vs. when he’s the one desperately crying and begging for you :,))

i loved ur gay little headcanons heeheee <33

[borathae]

I just read OGC & AAOL and baRKBARK BARK BAKRJSRUFF GRRRRRR WBRUFFFF WOLFWOLF SNARLS GROWLS GRRRRERR BARKBARKSNARL BARK GRRRR GRRRR SNARRL BARK BARK RUFFFFF GROWLS BARKSJSKARUSFFFFFFFF SNARLS ARLWOLF WOLF WOLF WOLFBARKBARKSBAKR GROWLSSS GRRERER BARKBARK RUFFEUFFRUFF SNARLSNALEWOLFDDDDFF BARK BARK GRRRRRRRRRR GROWLSGROWLS RUFFF

Okay now jokes aside, you are hands down one of my favorite writers!! 😭 Not only is the smut always toe gripping hot but the amount of DETAIL you put in makes my head SPIN 😫😫😫🫠🫠🫠 Your couples are so well rounded & have E V E R Y T H I N G! I love how much detail you put on the male’s reaction! Tbh, your works have straight up awakened a part of me I never knew about 💀😭 Also, the FLUFF, the AFTERCARE, and the AFFECTION AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 😭😭😭 and the character development 🥹 I’m obsessed 😔 Thank you for your works 🫶🫶🫶 May both sides of your pillow always be cold, every meal be exceptional, & always be healthy 🤍🤍🤍

HAHHAHAH THAT REACTION IS SUCH A MOOD AFJDSJF thank you anonie, you just made me laugh ahhahahah

No but on a serious note. Thank you so much :( I'm so happy that you feel that way about the smut I write 🥺 Thank you so much for reading I love you lots and lots 💜

[forgotten-daydreamer]

i’m a griffith cosplayer too! be prepared to have people say that to your face a lot. if i wear him to a con, i usually with my best friend who does casca, which results in a handful of off comments. i usually just laugh all of the comments off, but the coolest people are like “griffith did you do anything wrong?” and i’ll go “yeahhhhh a lot actually” and everybody laughs. i hope building your cosplay goes well and that you don’t get too many weirdos when you eventually wear him out!

hi! idk where you're from, but tbh italian cons are very chill! there are some pervs and weirdos but i've cosplayed Makima a billion times, leash and all, and besides "barkbark woofwoof" comments- which i don't mind while in that specific cosplay- i've never had bad experiences. i mean. one time a guy asked for a pic, hugged me and touched my boob, and i shoved him away, ofc. but that was it. if someone told me that griffith did nothing wrong, i'd just go "i beg to differ" and smile. i go to cons to have fun, ain't no time to argue tbh. also, it's great to find another cosplayer here! hope people stop being awkward to you when you cosplay Griffith. please do not hesitate to share cosplay pics if you want! i love seeing other cosplayers sm

[theresalizardinmyeye]

uhhhhhhhhhhhhh like tug o war barkbark, bark

mask bro and sickwings both want him 4 their dodgeball teams

but alternabro wants popcorn and kitkats

im rootin 4 maskbro tbh

<lizards skates by Sam as she's on a mission for kit kats>

”Oh- hey, have you seen Alt anywhere? He’s been missing all day…”

[shegivesyoutheponch]

UNNECESSARILY  DETAILED  LIKES

muse name: Betilla

“favorite” nickname: None rn

favorite color: Cool and earthy colors

favorite season: The spring! Everyone revitalizes in the spring...

favorite weather: Sunny days and gentle lulling storms at night

favorite—hot or cold: Temperate climates are best, but she’s fine with warmth

favorite holiday: Christmas TBH

favorite food: Apple pie, puddings, breads filled with fruits and nuts, various berries

favorite drink: Apple cider

favorite scent: Honeysuckle, morning dew, mist.

favorite sound: Birds singing, her friends sleeping peacefully even if they snore.

favorite book: Anything with poetry

favorite movie: A huh?

favorite tv show: What???

favorite school subject or area of study: Biology???

favorite aspect of their job: The way it protects those in her domain is satisfying to her, but she hates it.

favorite person: Mr. Dark, Magician, Rayman, Polokus, Ales, Globox, Murfy, ALL her sisters, everyone in her Council and in The Valley.

favorite trait in others: Humility

favorite place: Her fireplace honestly

favorite thing about themselves: How far she has come

favorite sexual position: A mechanical canine BArKbArK

favorite daily chore: She likes dusting

favorite style of clothing: Elegant stuff with layers!

favorite activity: Giving to others honestly

favorite thing about being in love: Wow she misses this. The tenderness of it.

tagging: EVERYONE

tagged by: my dashboard tbh