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Desserts - Easy Caramel Popcorn Balls Fresh-popped popcorn is tossed with a gooey homemade caramel sauce and shaped into balls in this easy recipe you just might get hooked on.
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Recipe for Candied Almond Bark Popcorn This recipe for candied popcorn ups the sweetness ante for your movie night munchies. This recipe makes wonderful holiday gifts! 1 package almond bark, 3 bags microwave popcorn
#bags microwave popcorn#mouth#place almond bark#desserts#almond bark#popcorn recipe#almond bark popcorn
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Easy Caramel Popcorn Balls Recipe In this simple recipe that you just might become addicted to, freshly popped popcorn is combined with a gooey homemade caramel sauce and formed into balls. 1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract, 1 cup brown sugar, 1/4 cup butter, 3 bags microwave popcorn popped, 2/3 cup sweetened condensed milk, 1/2 cup corn syrup
#caramel popcorn balls recipe#caramel popcorn balls#caramel sauce#everyone#bags microwave popcorn#balls#recipe
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Candied Almond Bark Popcorn This candied popcorn recipe takes your movie-night snacking to a new level of sweetness. This recipe is also great for holiday gift-giving!
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"If she was trapped in somewhere like this," Valkyrie said, "that'd be it, though, wouldn't it? There'd be no chance of talking to her, of getting her to control herself or anything like that?"
"That would be impossible. The only reason Argeddion hasn't escaped is because he's been kept in an artificially induced coma. We can't allow him to wake up - ever. With Darquesse, it would be even more important to keep her sedated. If you give someone like that a moment of consciousness, she'd kill you and everyone else."
"Well," Valkyrie said, frowning, "that sucks."
Lament looked surprised. "You'd prefer the alternative?"
"No," she said quickly. "No, I was just thinking, from her perspective that sucks, not from our... Never mind. Could we have a copy of the plans?"
"I don't see why not," said Lament. "But do you have enough people to monitor her? Do you have anyone who'd be willing to give up the rest of their life to spend with her?"
"I would," Skulduggery said.
Imagining an instance where they actually brought this plan to life is so depressing, it does amazing things to my brain chemistry.
Anyway peep my mad man poetry in the tags x
#I get itchy if I haven’t drawn them in a while#shivers down my spine#skulduggery pleasant#valkyrie cain#darquesse#skulduggery pleasant fanart#derek landy#digital art#valduggery#vilequesse#sp7#kingdom of the wicked#artists on tumblr#poem in tags:#when I have to watch my soulmate rotating majestically in her cage#like a graceful bag of popcorn I placed lovingly in the microwave#I just want to release her and let her pour her dangerously delicious contents#the world will awe#at my beautiful popcorn
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sirius black headcanons <3
ambidextrous, left-hand dominant, and has to tilt his paper to be able to write properly
doesn’t verbalise his feelings, and it’s hard for him to tell someone that he loves them, so he shows his feelings through other means
isn’t a particularly emotional person
intimidating, due to his name and general appearance (so tall he looms over people, the cold glare of his eyes, the air of superiority and arrogance he has to him)
calm and collected the majority of time. doesn’t lose his cool easily, and performs well under pressure and stress
is exceptionally, effortlessly bright, but he doesn’t make any effort to show it, especially in class. when he’s graded, on his essays, however, his level of intelligence is very clear. he’s also confident in his abilities and knows what he can do if he puts his mind to it
and on that note, he’s very ambitious, but only towards things that are of interest to him. otherwise, he’s quite passive
has not studied for one, single exam in his whole school career. he was (vaguely) paying attention in class, and did his essays when he had to
has long eyelashes
can be quite cruel towards people he hasn’t taken a liking to
manspreads
charming, charismatic and polite, but wary of the majority of people
#i love him to bits#i have my own version of sirius in my head that i spin around like a bag of popcorn in the microwave#and that i hold in my pocket like earplugs and i rub his head with my thumb#anyways. hey#sirius black#sirius black headcanons#headcanons
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why can i never be normal around popcorn
I cant share - i NEED my own bowl. You NEED to cut me off from your popcorn. When I make a big bowl for myself I think "i will eat this at a reasonable pace! I'll have popcorn for the next hour!" and I shovel it in my face till it's all gone, I've stopped doing whatever it is I was doing, devoting 100% of my attention to the popcorn, and yes i am sad when it's all gone
#skip talks#i bought those pre-flavoured bags where all you have to do is microwave em#problem: they're expensive and you only get four bags#i thought i'll have one bag a week - four weeks of popcorn!#nope#didnt happen
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Sebastian: COMPANY IS COMING! I WANT THIS PLACE LOOKING LIKE DISNEY ON ICE IN ONE MINUTE! Sebastian: DAZAI-SAN IF YOU HAVEN'T MADE YOUR BED THROW IT AWAY IT'S TOO LATE TO MAKE IT NOW! Sebastian: GET RID OF THE COUCHES, WE CAN'T LET PEOPLE KNOW WE S I T !
#ikevamp#ikemen vampire#ikevamp incorrect quotes#ikevamp sebastian#ikevamp dazai#i had a moment of divine intervention#and now i can't unsee it#i cant get over the fact that sebastian really said his life dream was to be a feral housewife in a mansion full of historical figures#I WANT THOSE PILLOWS LOOKING LIKE MICROWAVABLE POPCORN BAGS THREE MINUTES DEEP#literally i can take no comedic credit for this gayle is just iconic and sebastian is channeling their energy at any given moment#i dont care if we have to throw e v e r y t h i n g out. i want this place looking like a new mediterranean fusion restaurant by noon. AAAA#ISAAC PUT SEA SHELLS ON THE DOOR KNOBS#THIS IS A DISH TOWEL. WE NEED A HAND TOWEL. WHAT ARE WE BARBARIANS!!?!?!#WE LIVE OUTSIDE. WE EAT MUD AND STICKS.#i love how the poor puppy in the background is just watching them like ?????? King in the living room like 'bruh' while sebas has a meltdow#*looking at vlad's flowers that were sent as a gift* MC CAN WE GET THE LESBIAN PLANT OUT OF HERE#i dont care how many years pass its always funny#i feel like the comparison is really made by gayle's intermittent screeching throughout too#honorable mention: this is also theo when anything happens to vincent#I DON'T CARE IF ARTHUR'S BLEEDING OUT VINCENT'S PAPER CUT COULD GET INFECTED#SOUNDS LIKE A HIM PROBLEM NOW GET THE FIRST AID KIT HONDJE#WHAT? GAUZE? WHAT IS THIS 1632? YOU COULDN'T FIND A BAND-AID? STOP CRYING IM NOT DONE--#source: “company is coming” / Chris Fleming
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No I did not spend several hours crafting elvhen endearments that I think Elgar'nan would say to Lavellan in this fic, shut up.
But even if I HAD they definitely wouldn't be:
Ma athor’nas: Shard/Fraction of my soul
Arulinash ma’lin: Blood of my blood
Mi’nas’sal’inash: (lit) the empty space longing cannot fit inside.
and for those of you that love a good diminutive like myself I have the ever classic, da'aenorean: little raptor
#Elgar'nan#I am rotating him in my head like a bag of popcorn in the microwave#i'm sharing tidbits cause this fic is gonna take a minute to cook
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I went to the grocery store but instead of food I bought a bouquet of flowers.....this can't keep happeningggggggg☹️😵
#i had a poptart for dinner yesterday....before that a bag of microwave popcorn....#i just cant bring myself to buy food or cook food#its getting so bad#vile-wizard.txt
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when your group is listening to gale lecture about the newest confusing magic thing, but your girlfriend is not at all paying attention 🥰
#bg3 spoilers#ulysse bishop#shadowheart#THEY ARE KILLING ME#if you think they're not constantly holding hands on their little adventure into oblivion you would be wrong#also. if i had a nickle for every time i lost my mind about an elf with choppy gray hair and a spear#i would only have two nickles but it's weird that it happened twice (and one was a sneak attack)#anyone maybe one day when i finally finish the game i can write something about them#for now they're just in the microwave like a bag of popcorn. the kernels are just starting to poppoppop
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The good news is I get my labor day pay on tomorrow's paycheck, and I did the math... I'll have enough money to buy food lol.
#I've been surviving on toast and choccy milk#and i ran out of both bread and milk this morning#like the only thing left in my pantry is half a box of pasta and three bags of microwave popcorn#so i won't have Do Something Fun For Your Birthday money but like... enough to stay afloat#so ok#there MIGHT be a bonus in here somewhere?#they're quarterly and i got the last one... idk several months ago#me and my boss aren't sure but it might be soon lol#so if that comes before my birthday i will actually be able to do something fun#....idk what though
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House still smells like burnt popcorn :( but my ROOM smells less like it than earlier so thats something
#marquilla#she BURNT burnt that shit#i mean im sure every single person whos ever made microwave popcorn has burned at least one bag by mistake#and to be clear im not mad at all im just like ah shit lads not again shdhdhdhdh bc smells send me into sensory overload :(
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[txt]: hey
[txt]: u awake rn?
[sms: bat bestie]:ㅤalways [sms: bat bestie]:ㅤsleep is for the week n all tht shit [sms: bat bestie]:ㅤsup? lookin for a partner in crime? [sms: bat bestie]:ㅤcud go for a bita skull bashin tn
#smilingmxsk#━━ ˟ ⊰ ✰ answered: ic ⋮ i am a vulture that feeds on pain.#'scuse me while i go stick a bag of popcorn in the microwave for this one 👀
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high five or wheeeee
#the sticky blue hand of fate#wave goodbye#brontosaurus#broken ribs#the blue octavo notebooks#brown paper lunch bags for microwaving popcorn
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3 days on a dating app made me want to delete every trace of myself from the internet and i am still suffering the consequences . but howelse does someone find a relationship in this day & age. i feel so fucked
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