#baby funk

[egophiliac]

ch 5 is coming in twsten ch5 is coming in twsten ch5 is coming in twsten (we gon die it's been a YEAR since I saw some clips and I have not emotionally recovered from the incredible deliveries by Silver's seiyuu because holy fuck) EGOOOOO ARE YOU READY TO SEE EVERYONE DESCENDING INTO MADNESS AGAIN (and a pool of tears??? MINE SPECIFICALLY)

YESSSSSS I AM SO EXCITED FOR EVERYONE ON ENG, chapter 5 is some of the most PEAK Diafamily content imo. 🤌 it's definitely my favorite part of episode 7 so far! (though 6 is pretty close...)

some (mostly) non-spoilery advice: on the hex maps, check out the non-required story cells, especially in the later parts! some are basically just throwaways, but there's some real good scenes hidden in there too that are potentially missable. 🥄 (it shows which cells you've cleared on previous attempts, so if you're low on resources and/or super impatient like me, do just the required ones to get through it, then when you're ready go back and restart as necessary to get to the others. enjoy! >:)

[zivazivc]

What was Ish and Lena's relationship?

I made so much for this ask, don't look at me 🫣

The two trolls had a short summer romance at a "no boarders" music festival called Fusion Fest. Back then it was a pretty new and small thing, and the point of the festival is for trolls from all genres to come together and enjoy each other's music and company; celebrating togetherness and acceptance.

(Yes, I made a logo. 😅 This festival is a major annual event for the mixed trolls in my AU.)

Ish and his friend group went to check it out because they're already a colorful ensemble of different genres, and they were curious to see what it was about.

Lena and her friends somehow caught wind of the festival in their backwater village where nothing new or exciting ever happens, and they decided to go to rebel against their closed-minded, racist parents and community, but mostly because they were bored teenagers who'd never seen any trolls other than Rock Trolls before. Despite them wanting to experience something new, their reason for going was very much NOT the point of the festival; They were treating it more like a freakshow to stare at, and them rebelling against their parents was more just to anger them and not because they were any better...

In my mind Lena is very attractive (in a trashy, grunge kind of way), and a 16-year-old Ish immediately got a crush on her from across the room.

He put his Funk moves on her and left her completely flustered from how forward he was. I imagine he was really charming and smooth, but also I can't stop cringing and comparing it to bird mating dances lmao.

(The song Ish is singing to Lena. It makes it feel extra perfect because I just happened to learn the singer was also a 16-year-old when recording it!)

Lena didn't fall for him as hard as he fell for her at first, but she's one of those girls who will go for any bad boy that looks intimidating, and she thought funk trolls were scary and intimidating, because she was subconsciously racist herself too. 🧍 She did really start to like him after they hooked up though, and started liking him for him (so at least she was learning...)

But then they were faced with an unexpected surprise one morning after waking up from a night of concerts and partying (and mixing of substances that shouldn't be mixed)...

Ish panicked hard, he even tried getting rid of the egg, claiming it had to be a dud given the circumstances, but Lena stopped him saying she felt it move. Thank god, because Leslie hatched only minutes later.

Ish was so freaked out that he abruptly left and headed back to Funk Kingdom in the same day, and just abandoned Lena with the baby.

Lena was also very scared but she immediately warmed up to little Leslie and had no intention of dropping him off at an orphanage or doing something similar, despite her friends' encouragement to do just that, claiming her parents were going to kick her out if she showed up back home with a mixed baby.

I'm thinking Ish did try to reach out to Lena by sending her a letter a few weeks later (he got her address before the egg thing happened), but the letter never reached her because she really was disowned and kicked out of her parents' house when she came home and refused to give her baby up...

So Lena never heard from Ish again, and the next time Ish heard about Lena was about 9 years later when Leslie turned up looking for him with his baby brother, and he learned that she was gone...

(Ish having a weird day where he went out after Kymani poorly relayed a confusing phone call from the police station, and later came back home as the sole caretaker of two neglected kids.)

[harrywavycurly]

Random Eddie Concept: You live next door to Eddie and y’all have said the casual “hello” and “good morning” to each other but haven’t properly met, you don’t even know each other’s names. But over the course of a month or so Eddie has learned that you love your plants, he can always count on seeing you standing on your back patio with your watering can every evening and sometimes if he has his windows open he can hear you talking to them and he won’t admit it but he thinks it’s adorable.

That’s why when he notices your flowers wilting he gets sort of concerned because you love your little make shift garden, but his brushes it off to maybe you’re out of town or something. But a few days later when he’s out on his patio having a smoke and he looks over and sees all the plants have gone completely brown and are slumped over in their pots he can’t shake the feeling that maybe something is wrong, so he just takes it upon himself to get his hose out and spray some water on them from his backyard hoping he’s not disturbing you.

He does this for a few days until he finally gets them to show signs of life again, that’s also when he gets the courage to walk up to your front door. He doesn’t know why he’s nervous but his hand is all sweaty when he reaches up to knock on your door. It all makes sense as to why you’ve all of a sudden abandoned your little garden when you answer the door in a robe that has a spaghetti stain on it with your hair in the messiest bun he’s ever seen but he’s also slightly impressed it’s still sitting on the top of your head, it’s all very clear to him that you’re going through a rough patch.

“Uhm I’m Eddie.” He gives you a soft smile and a little wave as your cheeks get red as the realization of how you’re dressed hits you when Eddie’s eyes look you up and down. “I’m your neighbor and I uh just wanted to let you know I’ve uhm been…watering your plants for you.” He explains as you try to adjust your robe so he can’t see the week old pajamas you have on.

“My plants? Oh god my plants.” Your eyes go wide as you remember all the flowers you have on your back patio. “They must be in such bad shape by now.” You run a hand over your face in an attempt to hide your embarrassment and Eddie just shakes his head at you.

“No no they’re fine really uhm most of them have kinda sorta turned a weird shade of green so I think they’ll be okay.” You let out a sigh of relief. “I just figured I’d introduce myself to you in case you look out your window and see me..I’m also uhm always around if you…ever wanna talk or uh…anything.” You give him a little nod as he rubs at the back of his neck clearly nervous and you can tell he means everything he just said so you just smile at him.

“Thank you Eddie that’s really sweet of you.” He just smiles as you introduce yourself and nods as he looks down at his feet for a moment before turning to head down your front steps. “I really appreciate it.” You add as he looks over his shoulder at you.

“You’re welcome…it’s nice to finally meet you.” He states as he gives you a small wave before he heads back over to his house.

Over the next few days Eddie notices you have slowly began watering your plants again and one day he gets home to find a few potted plants of his own sitting on his porch with a little note that says “Water daily and make sure they get sunlight and if you ever need someone to look after them for you let me know” followed by your name and number.

[rosemaryslullaby]

♡ oldschool shiro coord ♡

blouse: btssb

bonnet: btssb

jsk: emily temple cute

socks: meta

shoes: meta

[i’ll come back to edit specifics later]

[welcometogrouchland]

I miss them so bad (Dick and Damian)

[swinging-through-the-stars]

Valentine's Day is for everyone you love -- including your little green son!

[lovingwolfwagonhuman]

[mamiii-mindb0dysoulll-333]

[sincericida]

ANDREW GARFIELD

about time at the Toronto International Film Festival 2024

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[diazsdimples]

WRITE 20 SENTENCES OF BUDDIETOMMY TRIPLETS FIC RIGHT NOW!! SENDING YOU ALL THE WRITING BEANS YOU CAN DO THIS I BELIEVE IN YOU!!! WRITE WRITE THE THREE BIG MEN AND THEIR THREE LIL BABIES. Okay there is your encouragement now you have to do it <3

On it, cap 🫡

The kitchen is about as messy as Buck had expected it to be, with Eddie and Christopher left to their own devices. Christopher sits at the small table and shouts instructions in Eddie’s direction, while scrolling on his phone like the moody teenager he is these days. It’s clear Eddie’s attempting waffles (attempting being the operative word here), and not having the greatest success. There’s globs of batter Jackson Pollocked up the walls and the front of Eddie’s shirt is a dusty white, from spilt flour. Buck goes to drop Ayla in the lounge’s baby jail, where she’s soon joined by her brothers as Tommy offloads the boys, and the two creep into the kitchen. “Why does it look like a bomb went off in here?” Tommy comments casually, and Eddie jumps a foot in the air. He’d clearly been in the zone, and Buck can’t help stifling a chuckle as he slides into the seat next to Christopher. “Well, I’m sorry for trying to make you a nice breakfast.” Tommy sidles up behind Eddie wraps his arms around his waist, pressing a trail of soft kisses form his neck to his ear. Buck’s heart does this funny skip as he watches his boyfriends, the picture of domestic bliss as Eddie rests his head against Tommy’s shoulder and the two sway back and forth. The sentiment is not shared by Christopher, who mimes gagging next to him. “I’m sure whatever you make will taste amazing, Eds,” Buck placates, and Eddie flashes him a grateful smile. “Suck up,” Christopher mutters next to him, and Buck elbows him in the ribs (gently though, cause he’s a nice father). “That’s hardly a kind thing to say on Father’s Day,” he teases, ruffling Christopher’s hair. “Good morning to you too, kid.” Christopher has the teenaged act of not looking at all remorseful down to a fine art, but he leans into Buck’s side nonetheless, accepting the half hug Buck offers him. “Happy Father’s Day, Buck.” There’s an indignant squawk from the other side of the kitchen as Tommy turns around and looks at Christopher, his face pulled into an expression of mock-offence. “What about me?” “Happy Father’s Day to you too, Tommy,” Christopher replies with an eyeroll, but he’s grinning. “Where are the babies?” “Baby jail,” Buck and Tommy reply in unison. “The one in the lounge,” Buck clarifies, and Christopher makes a noise of understanding before pushing his chair back and making his way to the lounge, presumably to terrorise his siblings.

[meadow-hearthfire]

What do you get when a Pop Troll has a one-night stand with a Funk Troll and both of them happen to have baby fever? This little guy!

Lewis has a lion tail and beans because I've decided to adopt the fanon that Pop Trolls have lion tails and Funk Trolls beans.

Edit: I didn't think to add this, but Lewis is a year old in this. He's a baby.

Edit 28/01/2024: Tweaked his fur color.

[discoholicmusic]

👶 ooh baby

[zivazivc]

when you pass a payphone and you decide to stop and call your brother to ask what's up, and you learn that in the couple of weeks since you've last heard from him you've become an uncle

[insert image of les sitting on the ground in front of the payphone after putting down the handset, bawling like a baby]

[hopeinthebox]

tagged by the exceptional @cordiallyfuturedwight and @cosmicdreamgrl thanks ever so much my loves <33

now tagging some heroes @aprylynn @thvinyl @visionsofgideontheninth @hoseeok @btscontentenjoyer @jihopesjoint @monismochi @raplinenthusiasts <333 and everyone else

[tonysdumplings]

NO ONE HOME BUT THE VOID IS LOUD

ECHOES AROUND MY EMPTY HOUSE

SYNAPSES ARE SLOWING DOWN

THIS MUST BE THE VOID THEY ALWAYS TALK ABOUT

[k-i-l-l-e-r-b-e-e-6-9]

2Pac - Me Against the World

Just me against tha world baby!